http://browse.deviantart.com/journals/?order=5&q=by%3Amastafuu deviantART RSS for in:journals sort:time by:mastafuu en-us Copyright 2013, deviantART.com Sat, 25 May 2013 08:54:47 PDT deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://st.deviantart.net/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/New-Prints-and-New-Tumblr-303851809 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/New-Prints-and-New-Tumblr-303851809 Wed, 23 May 2012 00:10:22 PDT New Prints and New Tumblr! nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2012-2013 ~mastafuu http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/New-Video-Series-278885733 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/New-Video-Series-278885733 Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:27:50 PST New Video Series nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2012-2013 ~mastafuu
http://www.youtube.com/mnjprojectvehicle

Check  out what it takes to put together a custom vehicle for the biggest automotive aftermarket show in the US: SEMA! Watch as people talk about things that PHN doesn't understand! See a car go vrroom vroom! ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/New-Website-230625211 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/New-Website-230625211 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:44:05 PDT New Website nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2009-2013 ~mastafuu
http://artofphn.com/
http://artofphn.com/
http://artofphn.com/
http://artofphn.com/
http://artofphn.com/ ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/New-Blog-239326957 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/New-Blog-239326957 Sat, 06 Oct 2007 20:41:04 PDT New Blog nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2007-2013 ~mastafuu
http://artofphn.blogspot.com/

I encourage everyone who enjoys my work to take a look, as it will become my preferred method of uploading/updating. I'll always update the blog first, and it will have a lot of fun stuff on it, like videos of my work, commentary, and so on. Once again, the blog is at:

http://artofphn.blogspot.com/

Thanks for checking me out! ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Website-Now-Working-250650463 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Website-Now-Working-250650463 Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:59:56 PDT Website Now Working! nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2006-2013 ~mastafuu http://vectronstudios.com/_peter/index.htm
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Paypal links (for me at least) now up and operational! Now you can get those prints you've had your eye on. In the famous merchant words from Zelda 1:

"BUY SOMETHIN WILL YA!" ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Thanks-250576687 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Thanks-250576687 Wed, 05 Jul 2006 19:45:27 PDT Thanks! nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2006-2013 ~mastafuu
VectronStudios!
http://www.vectronstudios.com

Here, you can buy prints and stuff of all the goodies that we had @ the Artist Alley, as well as any other new works that are made! Take a look, and keep it real! ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/ANIME-EXPO-COUNTDOWN-250506783 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/ANIME-EXPO-COUNTDOWN-250506783 Wed, 21 Jun 2006 18:52:27 PDT ANIME EXPO COUNTDOWN nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2006-2013 ~mastafuu
HERE
WE
GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna be in Artist Alley fo sho. Got a strong following, with special guest stars:

:iconwynahiros:
:iconfamira:
:iconkirkis9:

Check them out, and then come see us all IN STEREO at Anime Expo 2006, BITCHES. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Status-Report-250167276 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Status-Report-250167276 Sun, 09 Apr 2006 19:30:03 PDT Status Report nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2006-2013 ~mastafuu Werk werk werk.....In other news I don't have cancer anymore. It uh....went away. Thanks to everyone who sent their well wishes and fuck everyone who didn't send money or anything.

--Future Con Appearances--
Anime Expo 2006

--Commissions are now OPEN--
Fee's are negotiable. Averaging from $15 and up for pencils. Additional costs for inks and colors. Further costs for purchasing the original linework and buyer handles all shipping.

--Art trades and Collaborations--
Note me.

--Kiribans--
Still no.

--Website--
www.demonlab.net

And that's how we do. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Status-Report-248992878 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Status-Report-248992878 Mon, 18 Jul 2005 18:59:09 PDT Status Report nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2005-2013 ~mastafuu TBA

--Future Con Appearances--
TBA

--Commissions are now OPEN--
Fee's are negotiable. Averaging from $15 and up for pencils. Additional costs for inks and colors. Further costs for purchasing the original linework and buyer handles all shipping.

--Art trades and Collaborations--
Open...to possibilities.

--Kiribans--
Ha ha no.

--Website--
www.demonlab.net

And that's how we do. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/All-Purpose-Art-Critiques-248045555 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/All-Purpose-Art-Critiques-248045555 Sat, 20 Nov 2004 01:37:56 PST All Purpose Art Critiques nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
"Now, this is only my opinion, and you can disagree with it if you like, but that is the ugliest shit I've ever seen."

"Your art is really good for your age. I expect big things of you when you continue evolving outside of grade school."

"I'd love to go into critiquing this further, but I've just seen some really awful art and I've become blind."

"This reminds me of an episode of Saved by the Bell, when Zack ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/DeviantArt-steals-from-you-247948076 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/DeviantArt-steals-from-you-247948076 Sat, 06 Nov 2004 00:39:12 PST DeviantArt steals from you. nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
Btw, subscribers. You might NOT have noticed that in uploading files, you get a new little "option" to make your submission a "print." What they barely mention, however, is that you get 10% of the proceeds from your art. The other 90%?

DA pockets it.

Best of all, you know how on all of your submission info, "No" is on the left, and "Yes" is on the right? With this new "option" that you can't turn off, it's switched around. So after hitting "Yes" 40 times to upload something, you might just "accidentally" ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Hi-Everyone-247945390 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Hi-Everyone-247945390 Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:34:13 PDT Hi Everyone. nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Guess-Who-s-Back-Motherfuckers-247456119 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Guess-Who-s-Back-Motherfuckers-247456119 Fri, 25 Jun 2004 00:24:36 PDT Guess Who's Back, Motherfuckers? nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/FREE-COMMISSION-247256292 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/FREE-COMMISSION-247256292 Mon, 24 May 2004 17:53:58 PDT FREE COMMISSION nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
CONTEST RESULTSEVERYONE LOSES

These were seriously the most godawful entries I've ever had the misfortune of looking at.

EVERYONE WHO ENTERED SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.

Maybe next contest, but I sincerely doubt there will be another at this point. I mean, MY GOD. The crap I had to put up with. IF YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTRY I PROBABLY AM.

THE MASTA LJ
Is right here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/gmfuu/

Current number of Dev Violations: 39

Other Info:
COMMISSIONS: Contact me for Commission info.
ART TRADE STATUS
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3.>empty ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Check-It-247215711 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Check-It-247215711 Sat, 01 May 2004 22:55:05 PDT Check It nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
THE MASTA CONTEST

>UPDATE<
POST AN ENTRY IN THE THINGY BELOW THERE, THE HIT BOX THING TO LET ME KNOW YOU'RE ENTERING

Everyone loves Masta Fuu. If you don't, well, you probably have something fucking wrong with you. But how much do you love Teh Fuu? This contest is a good way to find out how...

Yuu Fuck Fuu is the name of this foray. Take anything from my (FFY images do NOT apply) archive, and let it inspire you to make a picture!

Draw Jimmy McPerson keeping freedom intact! Make a funny image of Walt Whitman angsting over his LJ! JESUS TRAVELING BACK IN TIME! Or, how about one of my art pieces? Try to ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Things-I-Hate-247162291 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Things-I-Hate-247162291 Mon, 05 Apr 2004 01:04:37 PDT Things I Hate nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
Commercials that don't advertise anything new:  I hate seeing Gatorade commercials that advertise guess what? Gatorade. Not a new flavor, not a new spinoff drink; just people running and sweating colored sweat. WE KNOW GATORADE EXISTS. Isn't that what commercials are for? To let people know a product is out there? You can't GO to a gym with having 10 Gatorade machines humming nearby ( I like the hum, actually, when I'm weight lifting. Makes me feel athletic). But still; advertise a lower price, a new flavor. Fast food restaurants advertise new burgers, videogame and toy companies advertise new releases. BUT WE K ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/6666-hits-247160620 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/6666-hits-247160620 Sun, 04 Apr 2004 14:03:10 PDT 6666 hits nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
2 MINUTES LATER ITS 6667.

Thanks, DOUCHEBAG. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/The-Stats-247154949 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/The-Stats-247154949 Fri, 02 Apr 2004 18:05:39 PST The Stats nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu You have 6,599 pageviews total and your 65 deviations were viewed 2,858 times, with 3,835 fullviews, for a grand total of 6,693 views.
Overall, people left 263 comments and added your deviations to their favourites 79 times.
Your most commented deviation was CB WIP with 18 comments, receiving an average of 1.14 per day,, while your most favourited one was Term Paper, with 12 favourites, averaging 0.31 per day.

3 Favourites were given for every 10 Comments.

Every 0.4 days you upload a new deviation, and it's usually on a Friday, with 75% (49 ) of your deviations.

Your favorite time of the day to upload is at 18pm with 25 de ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Essays-247148515 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Essays-247148515 Thu, 01 Apr 2004 00:41:26 PST Essays... nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
:^( ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Words-of-Advice-247126430 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Words-of-Advice-247126430 Fri, 26 Mar 2004 02:28:33 PST Words of Advice nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
The comic takes place after the fight with Shademan, but before the fight with Knightman.

Fuu out. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Watch-out-247119442 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Watch-out-247119442 Wed, 24 Mar 2004 02:34:06 PST Watch out! nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu In the club looking so CON-SPIC-U-OUS

Back in the game, drawing like a Fuu
The Cibby to dizzy ain't e-nuff for my crew

So one, in comes the two, to the three, to the four
Maybe my fans want more? Why that?
Could it be because my art's hard-CORE?

Iono, I just do all the shit, flip the switch
Not obeying any they laws so the fags go snitch
Deviant Violations all over this bitch

But it's aiite, ain't lookin' for a fight
Unless you find me on the wrong night
Me an Arthole, quite a sight
Doing shit in one hour you'd wait your whole life

To do, but don't worry about me and mine
Because I'm doing just fine ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/6000-hits-247113877 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/6000-hits-247113877 Sat, 20 Mar 2004 14:08:04 PST 6000 hits! nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu SO LET'S GET A PARTY GOING!
NOW IT'S TIME PARTY AND WE'LL PARTY HARD

Now let's remember what brought us up to 6000 hits:

The Nigga Knockers, the short lived story about African American peer pressure that was as quickly deleted by DA as it was uploaded.

The Passion of the Zebrix. This wasn't deleted, despite it's awful content, because it was furry. And DA loves it's furries...

And whole bunch of art: That no one cares about because everyone just wants more Zebrix.

Thanks to all that brought my hit count up, and thanks to all who have added me to their friends list, and all the people who borrowe ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Dev-Violations-247102885 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Dev-Violations-247102885 Fri, 19 Mar 2004 13:21:55 PST Dev Violations nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
37.

Most of these are circumstantial of course. Beauraucracy at work folks. The machine has grown so large that it's losing it's effectiveness in it's ability to deal with large groups of people.
GG DA. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/ElLie-247097668 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/ElLie-247097668 Wed, 17 Mar 2004 23:08:04 PST ~*~*~*ElLie*~*~*~ nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
i dydn g3t 2 go0o0o0 2 da britneh knz3rt so0o0o0o00oo dat sux0rz so0o0o0o0 loz!!!1! i men, wtf??? my bf andrew wudnt evn bai tik3tz 4 meh so i wuz lyk "wtfz andrew??!?!?!11? i thot u luv3d meh!!!1!" n he go3z "i d0do lUv3rzZzzZZZZZzz u elli3!!11!!!" n i wuz lyk "i no im so00o0o0o0o luvbl3!!" n hiii go3z "yaaa babiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-247094271 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-247094271 Wed, 17 Mar 2004 00:20:47 PST Devious Journal Entry nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
New art soon, I promise. Once my finals are done. I hope to rule all of the underworld with it.

Speaking of the underworld, I've recently got into Spawn. I just got ("procured") issues 1-132. And I really must say, this nigga?

This nigga right here?

Hella inspired. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/I-hate-the-Internet-247083698 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/I-hate-the-Internet-247083698 Sun, 14 Mar 2004 01:35:01 PST I hate the Internet nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
Today, my shit got infected with spyware; a really nasty kind. First, it changed my homepage to blazingfind.com, which is really fucking lame. Second, it would install a triple deuce of programs: IEsearch, Bargain Buddies, and IEoptimizer. IEoptimizer...the sheer IRONY of spyware eating up my resources to spread out more of this parasite and veil itself under the guise of "optimizing."  To top it all off, when I restarted, it TRIED TO INSTALL A GODDAMN CASINO PROGRAM. Not even discreetly! Right in my face! No prompt, no "yes or no," just a status bar and "Now Installing Golden Casino...25%". Your goddamn fucking right I shut ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-247077154 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-247077154 Thu, 11 Mar 2004 21:21:52 PST Devious Journal Entry nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
When I got home, we were out of hogies, so I made myself some soup to eat while I waited for dinner.

This is the worst fucking update ever. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Funky-ass-dream-247073746 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Funky-ass-dream-247073746 Wed, 10 Mar 2004 20:21:28 PST Funky ass dream... nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
I'm in this really ritzy house, 3 stories high, but the top two floors are like...one floor (IT'S A BIGASS FLOOR) and it's soooo classy. Lots of delicate things everywhere, delicate and expensive. The ground floor of this place is the 1st story of my own house, and it's filled with sexy co-eds. Leading me around the house are two hot babes and this old lady RA (think Ms. Miller). But, this is no dream, this is a nightmare! Because all of the sudden, it gets REALLY hot, like, I feel it (In LA right now it's freakin' hot, which probably led to this part of the dream).

Everywhere turns reddish oran ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/There-s-something-about-Islam-247067189 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/There-s-something-about-Islam-247067189 Mon, 08 Mar 2004 21:35:19 PST There's something about Islam... nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
I mean deck. What did I say?

So I'm watching this hardcore xXx footage from Iraq, of people being totally freed. And I think it's pretty damn neat for them. Of course it's not all roses and daises...more on that later.

Today, I'm walking to the arcade (to kick some Japanese ass) when what do I spy with my little asian eyes? I see this big ass  mock oil well on campus, and around it is little grave stones. Since the headstones are made out of cardboard, I don't think anyone was buried there. And if people were buried there....then they must've been pretty poor becaue they were buried under an oil well. Anyho ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Weird-247063908 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Weird-247063908 Mon, 08 Mar 2004 01:01:03 PST Weird... nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
Well, in my current list, i have 1606 songs. It weighs in at 107 hours long (thats 4 days).

Funny thing though, I only download what I like, but I've been growing this list for so long that I've gotten tired of many of the songs, but since so many of them are so rare (many were hard to get) that I just can't bear to delete them.

But with 1600 songs, set to random, the odds of me getting a song I really like are slim. While I don't hate any of my music (why the fuck would I download something I hate...) but my collection used to be something super awesome....but well, maybe it's just too saturated now.

Anyone ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Never-forget-Zebrix-247060758 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Never-forget-Zebrix-247060758 Sun, 07 Mar 2004 01:51:08 PST Never forget Zebrix... nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
Or is Zebrix really dead? No...Zebrix must let the world think he's dead, until he can contain the raging spirit that dwells within him...

I recently decided to work on a comic book. I have no idea what characters I'm gonna use, or what the plot is gonna be.

I just know I'm gonna do it.

Yeah, about that new art...uhh....later yeah? Alrighty.

Some questions were posed to me recently:

1) How old are you really?
A) Dude. It says right in my profile. 11. Stupid fucking nigger. Why do people find it so hard to believe? Dumb as Jews...all of them...

2) Why are you so racist?
A) I'm not racist, you're just ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/It-s-funny-cuz-it-s-true-247047373 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/It-s-funny-cuz-it-s-true-247047373 Tue, 02 Mar 2004 20:17:28 PST It's funny cuz it's true nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
Yeah, furries be all hella lame, that's fo sho.

And Sonic fans. Fuck those people. Furries in disguise, like Transformers, who are actually robots, despite their deceptive appearance.

Oh! Funny story. Well, sorta funny. Funny to me; and isn't that what really matters?

So I was chilling, not unlike a villan, in my Genetics class, and this girl was walking past me, and I swear to high heaven, this chick had half her shirt taken up by her BIG ASS TITTIES. The shirt only covered half her upper body: the tits and up. Her belly went uncovered, unchained.

UNTAMED.

She was literally ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Sooo-much-removed-247012069 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Sooo-much-removed-247012069 Sat, 21 Feb 2004 20:06:39 PST Sooo much removed nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
It's not like I was terribly attached to them, no, so whatever. Someone probably narc'ed them out or something, because they're FUCKING HOMO, with NO SENSE OF HUMOR. And are gay. No big though.

Funny thing though, I get my funky pics deleted,

YET THE FURRIES CONTINUE TO UPLOAD ANIMAL SEX. No justice, I tell ya.

EDIT: Fuck DA, I'm gonna link them anyhow.

Party Hard:
http://www.fatalko.com/secret/jes.jpg

Goofus and Gallant:
http://www.fatalko.com/secret/goof.jpg

Berenstain Bears- Nigga Knockers:
http://www. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-246987684 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-246987684 Sat, 14 Feb 2004 13:56:41 PST Devious Journal Entry nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
So...how's everyone else doing? ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Not-another-rant-246957394 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Not-another-rant-246957394 Wed, 04 Feb 2004 16:58:58 PST Not another rant... nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
First off, I wanna say that I like DeviantArt, I like the community, and so on and so forth.  I appreciate what the creators have done for the amateur art community at large and etc etc. I put this in the beginning because I know I'm gonna get angry responses to DA suck ups who probably didn't even read this little part of the blurb and orgasm at every chance they can to flame other people's journals. Actually, I should've put this little blurb at the end; that way, I would get even more angry responses from people who didn't even bother to read the whole thing before turning on "Suck Up Mode" and defending the invisble DA communi ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-246944116 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-246944116 Sat, 31 Jan 2004 10:44:54 PST Devious Journal Entry nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-246943069 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-246943069 Fri, 30 Jan 2004 22:57:05 PST Devious Journal Entry nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/4000-hits-Crazy-246867385 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/4000-hits-Crazy-246867385 Tue, 06 Jan 2004 17:01:46 PST 4000 hits? Crazy. nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2004-2013 ~mastafuu
What makes it even better is that it's almost all entirely word of mouth. And there's no "hook" to my art either. I didn't cop out and gain a gajillion hits by drawing hentai or furries, or spamming other people into dev watching me. 4000 hits, all by word of mouth alone. And search doesn't even work for non subscribers, so thats like....a huge cut off point right there.

DA is a great community that ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-246847558 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-246847558 Tue, 30 Dec 2003 19:03:31 PST Devious Journal Entry nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2003-2013 ~mastafuu
So, uh...I've been drawing stuff. Stuff so cool it would blow your mind if you saw it. And...well, ok, it's not so much drawn as it's still up in my head BUT IT'S THERE.

And if I were to make a club, would anyone join? I mean, we could go to my house and like....watch videos and stuff. And maybe go to the block party. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/The-Calendar-Spaceman-is-Dead-246821796 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/The-Calendar-Spaceman-is-Dead-246821796 Sat, 20 Dec 2003 15:00:39 PST The Calendar Spaceman is Dead nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2003-2013 ~mastafuu
I like that phrase. I actually use it in real life now.

LOCATION: Supermarket

Dude: Price check on Trojan condoms. Price check.
Me: SET PHASERS TO GAY.
Dude: Excuse me sir?
Me: I think they were 2.50$

Good times. ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/FUCK-YOU-CALENDAR-SPACEMAN-246803004 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/FUCK-YOU-CALENDAR-SPACEMAN-246803004 Sat, 13 Dec 2003 03:08:52 PST FUCK YOU CALENDAR SPACEMAN nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2003-2013 ~mastafuu
Fuck your STUPID ASS CALENDAR. I don't know WHO the fuck that guy is, NOR DO I FUCKING CARE.

I appreciate the DA community, and I appreciate the fact I can host my art here, but don't try to shove OTHER PEOPLE'S CRAP DOWN MY GULLET, especially when it's a form of art I don't give two shits about. Spacemen? Weird...pastel...things? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

What really pisses me off is that the stupid P.O.S hijacked my browser for a good 10 minutes with this space calendar from PLANET SUCK.

-BEEP BEEP- EARTHLING, WE ARE INVADING YOUR PLANET WITH OUR ADVANCED METHOD OF KEEPING TRACK OF ]]> http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Thanks-everyone-246212173 http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/journal/Thanks-everyone-246212173 Thu, 02 Jan 2003 01:43:51 PST Thanks everyone! nonadult journals/personal mastafuu http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/mastafuu.jpg Copyright 2003-2013 ~mastafuu