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I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your camping car and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand how awful I've felt.I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never will froget the incarnation of an eskimo.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Mdjabber (of ZZZZZ-land)


How to do this:

Dear (one of your friends):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


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]]> ~mdjabber http://mdjabber.deviantart.com/journal/19851390/ http://mdjabber.deviantart.com/journal/19851390/ Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:23:33 PDT *does a happy dance* Everybody loves their birthday! 'tis true, 'tis true, those words of wisdom ring true in every mind . . . I think. Lol

Anyway, If you want to make me a peice of artwork as a present for my b-day and post it on dA I know I wouldn't object lol. Jk well unless you actually do then I am not kidding at all, hehe.

My cousins 21 birthay is tommorrow so she is really excited. That day my Grammy and my dad's sister and co.(the rest of the family which is her husband, and my 4 cousins in THAT particular family) are coming and they are going to stay with us. Then on my b-day we are going up to a cabin in the mountains (we have done it for the past 2 years) with a bunch of different people and spending the night to celebrate the triple b-days. The triple b-days is referring to my cousins, my uncles (which is her dad), and mine. Yah that last sentence had really bad spelling. Anyways . . . it is more for my Uncle but it is still gonna be really fun I guess. I hope. I think it will be. I mean it always is.

Hmmm and that is as far into the future of plans of my life that I know right now. So adios and im out. Yah im weird and I know it. To clarify in case you did not know that is a good thing.

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Ok when I get home I will have a scanner. . . at least before the New Year. I promise that.

So we are gonna have the cousins from Kansas visit and that will be a big schpeal (I just wanted to use that word!) because I have, in that family, 4 cousins and then their parents and then Grammy and that is only from Kansas! Here I have 2 cousins and a uncle and step-aunt and ounce-removed-aunt! And well thats enough info for now. I am done boring whoever actually reads my journals.

My B-day is coming up real soon! In fact it is this Sunday! Yay. I am so lazing around so much and in a slump of boredom . . . yet also I am sorta upset that on my B-day we are going up to the cabin for my Uncle's b-day which is right near mine . . . as well as is my cousins. I guess they will call it a joint celebration which it sorta is but It is more for my Uncle since . . . well I gtg and get off the comp so i might finish this later.

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All my writing is uncompleted and from 8th grade and the years before! I mean what am I doing dabbling in art? I have no idea what direction I want to go and what to do and yet have sudden urges of inspiration that I cannot complete. I want to write . . . yet somehow I got drawn over to drawing even though I can only attempt and struggle to imitate art of the styles. I am frustrated by the images of art that form out of the black when I close my eyes and my inability to transfer the clear images to paper and because of my lack of patience I stuggle to complete art throughly without rushing myself and the art . . . so when I do struggle for hours to try and create SOMETHING and get NOTHING done it just discorages me more! I think I have lost my ability to write stories and the ideas and bursts of inspiration that used to flame up into my mind from within. I always pushed those aside to "store in my mind" thinking to write it on paper ounce my mind had created it to a point that it seemed more developed and not just a passing wisp of story that would dissolve in the attempt to solidify it onto the harsh reality of the plane of paper . . . dissapearing into the vast of magnificant ideas unable to appropiately be captured in the right context into words on paper. All that is hollow in my mind now, just as I thought it would have become if I attempted to write it down. The ones I did write down have promise if my mind can remember the original planning for the stories and the real idea behind the words so that I can change it in a way that they are comprehensible and sophisticated enough for now. This is often not possible though and I AM FACED WITH THE TRUE REALITY, for it now looms straight in front of me and penetrates my previous veiws with it's looming daggers of clarity, I have lost my creativity "well" that lent me the ideas for writing and yet I have never even taken the gift and put it to use, for I was to busy floating along and dabbling in a little "this" and a little "that" just thinking "oh later i will get to that later" and yet knowing my love for writing and those ideas surpassed all. I just thought it was a part of my soul and me and that the spark would never leave, that I would eventually make use of it and turn my creative skills to writing using the old ideas that I would have eventually by then have shaped to their full figures, and then I would happily astound everyone with my skills and become a writer all the while wearing a smile that said "I knew it all along, it was just a secret, i am mysterious and full of suprises so just watch and see" a smile of confidence and knowing and of full beleif in my own capabilities.

This is not so though for all I have is well . . . some old useless scraps of doodles and half finsihed scribbles that no longer resemble their ounce great potential to be formed into the artwork intended, the pieces that I was gonna finish "eventually" but now without the spirit and knowledge of what the great finished artwork was meant to be, the potential of the original idea is lost for the blueprint has dissapeared into the depths of my mind or better put it has been plunged into the shadoms of my creativity well, the well that has been sucked into a spinning vass of darkness, a vortex of black that is nothing but a super-compressed mass of a black hole.

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1) Full name?
Morgan BLANK!!!! (LOL SNEH remember when they didn't actually know if that was your last name or not! lol of course it is not!)

2) Male/Female?
Female (or a spazzy glomper alien polar bear from Pluto- u will always be a planet in my heart!)

3) Were you named after anyone?
No. I don't think so. . .

4) Does your name mean anything?
In German it means "morning"

5) Nickname(s)?
Mororgy; "person who lives under a rock"; morg/y (varies)

6) What do you think you look like?
a girl . . . in her teens . . . who WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY (ALONGSIDE Sneh who is the REAL evil dictator)

7) Date of birth?
August 10 200014

8) Place of birth and current location?
FROM A STOMOCH DUH!!!!! hmmmm at my desk on the computer

9) Nationality?
Jewish American

10) Astrology sign?
Leo (groowl)

11) Chinese astrology sign?
Rooster

12) Religion?
Jewish

13) What's your favorite smell?
f SHARPIES!!!!!!!! (TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM)

14) Political Position?
democrat

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
milk

16) Hair + eye color?
Hair:dark brown
Eyes: dark brown

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
OF COURSE ME!!! in my own mind . . .

38) Any sisters?
yup, one

39) Any brothers?
yup,one

40) Any pets?
A dog- Sibieran Huskey, all white with blue eyes, her name is Sierra

41) An illness?
no

42) A pager?
Nope

43) A personal phone line?
naw

44) A cell phone?
YES!!!! IT ROCKS!!! I love my cell-phone . . . it is so much easier to stay in contact and . . . you don't have to write down all those numbers cause you cna program them in! lol

45) A visible birthmark?
nope

46) A pool or hot tub?
pool and hot tub

47) A car?
Nope, well at least not one I(emphasis on I) can drive.

48) Personality?
Spazzy glomptastic creative undescribable. . . . entity

49) Driving?
Nope

50) Your clothing style?
normal mix of stuff, mostly compfy cute but when I have actual time and am AWAKE have a more coffee shop out on town D.C. mix? hehehe IT MAKES SENSE TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

51) Room?
Yep I have a room that is . . . well small and crowded but compfy
52) What’s missing?
A GLOMP ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!GLEEE GLEEE CRAZY GLOMP!!!

53) School?
not telling

54) Bed?
WHOSE BED!!!!??? weelllll Jojo anmd me have it going on but personally Seth is MUCH better wait no Maddie rules over them all!
JK yah i have one of those and it is compfy . . .

55) Relationship with your parent(s)?
I am really close to my Mom and have a good relationship with dad

56) Do you believe in yourself?
YES I BELIEVE IN MYSELF!!!! (positive thoughts are back!!!!!)

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
yes

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
It depends, when I get excited or impatient I tend to intterupt, but I am a caring listener

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
I am actually considering being a writer and hope I may end up somehow having a book published.

60) Get along with your parents?
yes

61) Save your e-mail conversations
no

62) Pray?
sometimes

63) Believe in reincarnation?
yes and at the same time other things too

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
Yes *shifty glance*

65) Like to talk on the phone?
It depends to who I am talking too

66) Like to eat?
Eating is wonderful . . . especially pasta!

67) Like to exercise?
I wouldn't say like to but it depends on what . . .

68) Like to watch sports?
NOPE

69) Sing in the car?
no
not in the car!

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
I don't have any repeating dreams that are not from when I was like eight!

71) Dream in color?
sometimes

72) Do you have nightmares?
sometimes

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
Well my bed is sort of padded around the edges with them (best way I can describe) so yah

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I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

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On another note I decided I MIGHT . . . MIGHT share some of my writing and put it up on deviantart. But i am not sure. You all tell me if you want to see it and I JUST MIGHT put it up. Well a lot of you might not know this but i also write songs but i don't really share those with many people so those you won't get to see them. I do write some stories though so if i do put writing up that is what you will get to read.

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Now about what's going on in my life . . . I am sorta upset with my mom bc she has been really irratable latley and twisting things around to make it sound like its my fault. I really just don't get her sometimes about some things! I mean it's pretty stupid i know but just bc i don't go to dance for two days cause i was sick she somehow things i have not been going to dance for ages and that i need to go or blah blah blah and more blah! sorry i just needed to vent.

]]> ~mdjabber http://mdjabber.deviantart.com/journal/12542324/ http://mdjabber.deviantart.com/journal/12542324/ Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:31:57 PDT Morgan

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME::
[First 3 letters of real name plus izzle.]
Morgizzle (It solunds better with the g in.)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME::
[Fav. color and fav. animal.]
Blue Horse

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME::
[Middle name and current street.]
Elizabeth Creek (Technically it is Stoney Creek but it sounds better this way.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME::
[The first 3 letters of your last name]
Dol (lol . . . don't know what to think)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME::
[The 2nd favorite color, favorite soda.]
Purple Pepsi (uhhhh0

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME::
[2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, last letter of your moms middle name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name,]
Oleykl

8. YOUR GOTH NAME::
[black, and the name of one of your pets. ]
Black Sierra (coolio!)

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( ) Smoked a cigarette?

( ) Crashed a friend's car?

( ) Stolen a car?

() Been in love?

(x) Been dumped?

( ) Shoplifted?

( ) Been fired?

( ) Been in a fist fight?

( ) Snuck out of your parent's house?

(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?

( ) Been arrested?

( ) Gone on a blind date?

(x) Lied to a friend?

( ) Skipped school?

(X) Seen someone die?

( ) Been to Canada?

( ) Been to Mexico?

(x) Been on a plane?

( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?

( ) Eaten sushi?

(x) Been skiing or water skiing?

( ) Met someone from the internet?

(x) Been to a concert?

(x) Taken painkillers?

(x) Love someone or miss someone right now?

(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? )

(x) Made a snow angel?

(x) Had a tea party?

(x) Flown a kite?

(x) Built a sand castle?

(x) Gone puddle jumping?

(x) Played dress up?

(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves?

(x) Gone sledding?

(x) Cheated while playing a game?

(x) Been lonely?

(x) Fallen asleep at work/school?

( ) Used a fake ID? ((Not actual ID, just a concert thingy))

(x) Watched the sun set?

( ) Felt an earthquake?

(x) Slept beneath the stars?

(x) Been tickled?

( ) Been robbed?

(x) Been misunderstood?

(X) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo/jackalope?

( ) Won a contest?

( ) Run a red light/stop sign?

( ) Been suspended from school?

( ) Been in a car crash?

( ) Had braces?

(x) Felt like an outcast/third person?

(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night?

(x) Danced in the moonlight?

(x) Liked the way you looked?

( ) Witnessed a crime/Been part of a crime?

(x) Questioned your heart?

(x) Been obsessed with post-it notes?

(X) Squished mud through your bare toes?

(x) Been lost?

(x) Been on the opposite side of the country?

(x) Swam in the ocean?

(x) Felt like dying?

(x) Cried yourself to sleep?

( ) Played cops and robbers?

(x) Recently colored with crayons?

(x) Sang karaoke?

( ) Paid for a meal with only coins?

(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?

(x) Made prank phone calls?

(x ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?

(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

(x) Danced/played in the rain?

( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus?

( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe?

(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about?

(x) Blown bubbles?

(x) Made a bonfire on the beach?

( ) Crashed a party?

( ) Gone roller-skating?

(x) Had a wish come true?

( ) Jumped off of a bridge? (no, but i have jumped off a cliff, into water, freezing cold ice mountain water, in the rain, Devil's Punchbowl!)

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