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=mewmewmewichigo — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 08:02:52 PST

Oh. My. God.

Chad. Dillan. Cooper.

Disrespects woman. I think I just came. 50 times.

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=mewmewmewichigo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:31:16 PST

Only two more weeks of a subscription...

Sad day.

Exams soon... ...yay.

I almost got straight As this report card. Wanna know how far off I was? 1%. I had ONE 85. The rest was all nineties. Damn, why didn't I stay in regular English. English Honors destroys my ability to have straight AAAAAAAAAAAAAAs!

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=mewmewmewichigo — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:17:21 PST

Another day of unproductive nothing in Graphic Design today.

Yaaay.

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=mewmewmewichigo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:48:39 PST

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=mewmewmewichigo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:49:36 PST

I WANNA FUCKING SEE NEW MOON SO BADLY.

...I HATE TWILIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

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=mewmewmewichigo — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:40:31 PST

Oh, closure, you're such a bitch. You're like Mother Nature on crack.

I think I've had one of my last cries over this. Though I may in the future. Who's to say?

In a happier note, I was recently casted as Shiloh Wallace and Blind Mag in a REPO! The Genetic Opera redux. One song. Three characters, two voice actresses. Two main parts will be a challenge, and singing opera is definitely not easy, but I surely hope to gain from it within my acting, voice strength, vocal range, etc.

Positive Positive Positive!

So I'm doing NaNoWriMo this year. I'm not sure if anybody cares of course. But I've written 30066 words since November 1st. Go go go! Lololol...

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=mewmewmewichigo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:44:40 PST

Crying over her again. This time in class. Its a good thing i have no friends in here...

I really need to block her screen names from my computer. I can't stand this.

Lord of the Flies:

=mewmewmewichigo — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:21:24 PST

Reading chapter one at 11 at night: Hated it.

Read chapter two at 8... It was aight.

Reading chapter one at 11 AGAIN, only this time I wasn't moody, OBSESSED.

Jack x Ralph OTP.

P.S. - Still miss you.

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=mewmewmewichigo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:35:12 PST

I had a dream last night...

She was talking to me again. We were having fun. Laughing, being snooty at each other, kidding around...

Then I woke up. And I cried.

Goddamn I hate this.

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=mewmewmewichigo — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:56:46 PDT

I feel sick to my stomach. My throat is burning, and I want to cry.

The worst part of it all? Its all over her.

Over my ex-girlfriend.

I thought I was past the rebound stage of my break up, but my love life has been so topsy turvey lately. And I guess I just feel like... With her... There wasn't any drama until the break up. We never really fought... Until I had to open my big mouth and ruin it all.

I want to talk to her so badly. I hate that I've lost all my chances. I know I don't deserve another one but I'm craving it like a cigarette. I haven't talked to her in like... a year. Yet she crosses my mind almost every day.

Can anybody help me, or give me some form of advice? And no, apologizing is out of the question. She refuses to talk to me either then telling me to leave her alone.

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=mewmewmewichigo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:49:49 PDT

Dear humanity,

I have lost faith in you.

With over-flowing despise,
Emily

P.S. - I pity Robert Pattinson. He's a moron for taking that role.

Sexist Social acceptabilites

=mewmewmewichigo — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:13:42 PDT

No, this is not a feminist rant. I hate feminists. But anyway...

I was sitting with my two best friends the other day. One a guy, one a girl. I can't remember how it came up, but we started talking about the hair on our legs. I think he was joking about shaving his, when I added: "I wish I could just not shave mine. I mean, its winter. Nobody can see my legs anyway."

That's when I realized something. Why are there so many things that are socially acceptable or unacceptable, only based on sex? A few examples:

If a woman doesn't shave her legs, she's a tree hugger. If a guys shaves his legs, he's emo.
If a woman shows a bit of skin, she's trying too hard. If I guy goes topless, he's bold and daring.
If a woman has long hair, she's considered younger, and beautiful. If a guy has long hair, he's a metal head or a hippie.
If a woman wears pink, she's considered preppy and cute. If a guy wears pink, he's gay.

I just don't understand it. Why do we base so much on gender? Even more so, why does nobody fight against it without seeing that it happens to men, too? The only people I ever see fighting this discrimination are feminists. But they're too busy thinking that men are trying to lock them in kitchens to see the big picture.

I want to start a campaign. For girls who want to keep their legs hairy without getting shunned for it. For guys who like to have long hair without being turned away from jobs because of it. For girls who want to have a lip ring without people thinking less of her. For guys who want to wear a pink t-shirt without getting beaten up.

If anyone would be interested in joining me, let me know. Lets change these close-minded, sex-based paradigms. Its time to move up in the world, don't you think?

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=mewmewmewichigo — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:13:22 PDT

Its been a while.

=mewmewmewichigo — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:16:55 PDT

I haven't really updated this (Or my blog) because I grow tired of letting people I don't know about what's going on in my life like anybody out there actually cares.

So over the past week, I've discovered two things.

Number one, I'm a Mary-sue.

I always get complimented on everything I do, envious words, congratulating words. But, like a Mary-sue, I don't think I deserve them. Not on my writing, my drawing, my painting, my CGing, my singing, my acting, any of it.

I have lots of guys having crushes on me. (Especially guys from the internet that actually barely know me), but of course, like a Mary-sue, I have a crush on the one guy who doesn't know I actually exist. And I'm too fucking stubborn to go talk to him. x x;

What other traits do Mary-Sues have. I get really good grades, but I never study, or try very hard.

The second thing I've learned is that I can never again watch a movie with Aaron Eckhart, especially with Madison. We just crack Batman jokes the entire time. Or make fun of his butt-chin.

Well, that's all I have to report.

Edit:

So, I took The Universal Mary-Sue Litmus Test and used it on myself...

I got a 27.

"Some definite Sue-like tendancies here. A little polishing might be in order to put original fiction and RPG characters back into the balance, especially if Kirking is involved. Fanfiction characters should probably have some work done."

So I'm about HALF Mary-Sue.

Better then fully, I guess. x x;

Shameless self promotion

=mewmewmewichigo — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:28:39 PDT

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Radio Show Character List

=mewmewmewichigo — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:20:44 PDT

Mayu Kousaka - Open
1. She's blaming me like I'm the only one who's done anything wrong!!
2. Why did the transformation wear off so suddenly...?
3. Pucho! Look! I've finally finished it! My birthday present for Amamiya-kun!
Pucho - Open
1. Puppuko Pucho!
2. You need to learn to be more responsible!
3. I never had any chance of becoming an adult... all my effort just went down the drain... haha...
Shinya Amamiya - Open
1. Kousaka... It's impossible for us to go out, isn't it?
2. Just... When I was in kindergarden... I wanted to go into space.
3. Don't talk so much about the past.
Konoha Hiiragi - Open
1. What's wrong with you, Amamiya-kun?! It's weird how close you've gotten to that girl suddenly. How could you forget my feelings so easily?!
2. Wouldn't Kousaka-san be surprised.. if she found out that I was your first love, Amamiya-kun?
3. Hee Hee! This outfit with knock Kousaka-san's socks off! <3
Nazuna Hayase - Open
1. Mayu!! Geez... Where has Mayu gone?!
2. We just came back from the haunted woods walk. It wasn't scary at all!
3. Even now I'm not sure of my feelings but.. Ever since the wedding ceremony... My chest has been tight...
Ryouta Minagawa - Open
1. Nazuna... Can I... stay by your side...? Can I... Like you?
2. It looks like you two didn't sleep at all last night!
3. Nazuna! I'm scared!
Yuuki Kakeru - Open
1. Mayu... Will you go out with me?
2. How many times do you have to make Mayu cry before you're satisfied?!
3. Yeah-ha! I got the Princess!
Pamo - Open
1. You skank. What kinda Hussy charms did you use, huh?!
2. Mayu-rin's cute as a button today!

[For these ones, no specific lines are needed. You can just say: ___ Auditioning for Pixie Pop character ____]
Male Mayu (Yamada) - Open
Mayu's Mom - Open
Mayu's Brother - Open
Kanemoto - Open
Additional Male Voices - Open
Additional Female Voices - Open

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=mewmewmewichigo — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:55:26 PDT

:thumb47881467:

1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Emily Rose Salmon

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (gemstone)
Emerald

3.NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Jerald Gerald (LOL!!!!)

4.STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Emisa

5.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Cat

6.SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)
Rose Saint John

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Red chocolate Milk

8.FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Emon

9.STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chocolate chip cookie dough Chocolate chip

10. ROCK STAR NAME (pet's name and street where you live)
Sandy 116

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Molly 116

12.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Emiizzle

13.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
MLROLYMON

14.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Sandy

15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Baby Chocolate

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My Screen name.

=mewmewmewichigo — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:51:15 PDT

Why the fuck is it a snowman?!

IT'S SPRING.

(And my mood... I'm pissed because my stupid boyfriend ditched our plans for World of Warcraft.... He's going to get an earful tonight, I tell you.)

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=mewmewmewichigo — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 10:02:44 PDT

Historic Moment, peoples of dA.

Last night, I went to my first ever concert. Well, third if you count camp mosaic, except you couldn't since my Mom thought the bands were "too loud" and "Too innappropriot", so we weren't allowed to stay more then 10 minutes.

The bands that played, they were BOTH fucking amazing.

The Envy, formally Crowned King, aaand, one of my favourites, the midway state!

Every one of them... so fucking hot. The Envy's drummer signed my t-shirt, and the midway state's singer and I chatted up about the Jonas Brothers. Hahaha. He says he has no opinion on them- that they're just doing what they do. He signed my t-shirt, too...

They're two amazing bands, and you HAVE to check them out if you get time to.

I got to do my moshing during a couple songs, and my boyfriend and I slow danced to the song he wanted to... I'm happy for him. Even though I felt terrible for the amount I left him..... and still do...

There was also a'ight local rap band called Post No Bills. They were alright, but nothing to hype. They'd be better with some drums. >3>

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=mewmewmewichigo — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 09:06:45 PDT

[SURVEY]

Step 1: Fill this in, as such everyone on your watch list may then tell you are not a bad artist. This will let you know how splendid you are, that way you can boost your monstrous ego just a smidgen more.

Step 2: Now that you've got that great ego boost that you needed, you can sit and revel in it, and believe (falsely) that you are so superior than everyone else.

X = Always
/ = Sometimes
[ ] = Never

1. [ ] When you doodle, you say it's a simple drawing.
2. [ ] Always provide excuses such as "Still in development"
3. [ ] Can only create an excuse of "I used a mouse, not a tablet"
4. [ ] You only draw faces.
5. [X] You always draw faces at the same direction.
6. [X] The proportion is awful.
7. [ ] Every character looks the same.
8. [ ] Uses different hairstyle to distinguish characters.
9. [/] Cannot distinguish left and right direction.
10. [ ] "Sketch? Who cares about that?"
11. [ ] You only draw sketches.
12. [ ] What's a LAYER??? Seriously..
13. [ ] You always draw one character.
14. [/] You always draw characters in same angle.
15. [ ] No matter how you draw, it's the same expression.
16. [ ] You couldn't draw characters with movement.
17. [X] You barely draw feet.
18. [/] You can't draw figures from high or low angles.
19. [ ] You don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawing.
20. [ ] A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th Dimensional abstract.
21. [X] Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction.
22. [ ] You can't even draw anything other than characters or draw everything except characters.
23. [X] You can only draw cute characters.
24. [X] You can only draw handsome characters.
25. [X] Hands is your nightmare
26. [/] Your character's hands are always hidden behind.
27. [X] The idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.
28. [/] You try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that you can draw only one eye.
29. [ ] Your works are always asymmetrical.
30. [ ] Line art only = Finished piece.
31. [ ] Rough sketch only = Finished piece
32. [/] You have no anatomical knowledge.
33. [ ] You only draw eyes.
34. [ ] Character's hand and eyes are huge.
35. [X] You're poor in drawing the position of boobs.
36. [X] Your artworks are free from all logic. Awkward anatomy and proportion.
37. [X] You lose confidence when other people's works look great.
38. [ ] You think they are genius when they come up with satisfied quality.
39. [ ] You collect other people's works as practice references but you actually collect them as a collection.
40. [ ] While drawing, you easily lose patience and go do something else
41. [X] Tablet is your god item.
42. [X] You regain confidence when other people's works look crappy than yours.
43. [X] You are more than willing to draw but you lose the spirit so easily.
44. [X] You completely lose the confidence when you see the works of true genius.
45. [ ] You draw once a month or even once a year.
46. [ ] You get mad when their favorite arti...

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=mewmewmewichigo — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:42:56 PDT

It's a strange phenomenon, knowing how you'll die...

Looking down on your beloved husband's casket. Tears and mascara staining your usual bright beautiful cheeks. You see through the coffin. You don't see the death. All you see is the man you love. You wait for everyone to leave. The thunder cracks above, and the wind picks up. Through closed eyes and a calm expression, you speak.

"O happy dagger..."

You feel yourself becoming more and more hysterical as you pull out from your black jacket, the slicing knife from the block sitting in your kitchen, collecting cobwebs, even after the excitement it gave you so many years ago on your wedding night. You remember opening the box of expensive, shimmering knives and turning behind you, to see your husband's smiling face sitting in the chair behind you. A happy smile crosses your lips as you lift the knife higher.

"This is thy sheath - - There rust, and let me die."

You throw the knife into your torso, your final tears falling from your eyes. Your eyes close, a content smile across your face, eyebrows curled upwards, as you fall forward into the hole in the ground. The rain begins to pour, splattering your body, letting the blood fall over the casket and drain into the dirt below.

"The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head. Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things -- some shall be pardoned, and some punished. For never was a story of more woe, than this, of Juliet, and her Romeo."

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=mewmewmewichigo — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:27:39 PST

My exams are done! My over all French exam mark was 64% I have a B in the class now! Science I'm sure I did fantastic on- that exam was waaay too easy! Social Studies, 83%. Do you have ANY idea how PROUD I am of that!? I was at 72% the entire year, and I got 83 on the exam! So happy! English I'm positive I flunked. My essays were horrible. Wish I had a topic like my boyfriend there~ I'm sure I could have gotten creative with that, too. Damn, put me in grade 12 English instead of 10!

I'm completely psyched for the new Semester. I have only 2 classes I really need to pass. Which means, for you guys, more drawings, more stories, and less stress! 4 big subjects in one Semester is a bad idea. Please you guys, don't be afraid of asking for some switched classes! So what I do have...

A block- Principals of Math 10 (Going to be easy, I love math!)
B block- Planning (Not worried, not like I haven't already been learning about SDIs for years)
C block- Physical Education (Because of my arthritis, I don't have to participate in any sports [WIN]- all I have to do is weight lifting and stuff. I'm sure it'll be a bird course for me!)
D block- Home Economics [Foods] (Not worried about this class, either. Sure, I can't cook to save my life, but you can't judge me on how good it tastes, just that I get the ingredients right and don't burn the place down!)

Et vous? What are your guys' new classes? Are you worried for 'em?

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=mewmewmewichigo — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:36:20 PST

Freaking School!

So, exams have gotten me, along with many others, completely stressed out this month. I finished the first part of one of my exams yesterday. It was an oral French exam where we just had to read a page. I got 18 out of 20, with a positive comment on my pace. I'm happy about that. But tomorrow I have the other half of the oral exam, and that's an interview. No paper, nothing to read, nothing to memorize, just five pictures, my vocab and my voice box. I don't like French class. My teacher's a slave driver!

This Friday I have to finals. The listening section in French, and the over all Science final. Mega fun, no? I suck at listening in French. I never pay attention to understanding what the words I'm hearing mean, just what they are! Science I'm not worried about. I'm 3 chapters ahead of the rest of my class, I have the highest mark in my class, (Which is only an 87- pretty pitiful), and the only A in my class.

Monday I have a socials exam. Completely long answer, marked on paragraph structure. We have 13 questions to answer ahead of time, 10 of them will be on the actual exam, and we only have to answer 8 of them. But seeing as my mark is almost 80 now, it doesn't matter how many questions I answer, I'll still pass the class. So I'm not worried about that one. (Okay, I admit I WAS, but my best friend and my boyfriend managed to calm me down.)

Tuesday I have my English Provincial. I'm pretty good at English. I'm great at writing essays, and that's the biggest chunk of the exam, so I'm sure I'll be perfectly fine. It's just poetry I suck at! After the English Provincial, and after SCHOOL, I have the NEXT part of my French exam- the written. I keep forgetting to go over my vocab. That's kind of important.

Wednesday, school is finally out for the week, and all I have left is my Science Provincial. Again, I'm not worried.

Either then that, I have an English final in there somewhere, but she hasn't told us the exact dates. I think sometime this week, without a doubt... I can't wait for the next semester. The only difficult thing I have is math- and I love math! TwT

Any of you guys have finals? How're you coping?

Resolution time!

=mewmewmewichigo — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:43:25 PST

For '09!

Alright! Time to set some resolutions! And I'm going to follow through on them! (I promise!)

- Pass Math 10 Principals with at least a B.
Going to be difficult, I'm sure. I don't think I'm in that class with any of my friends! -whimpers-

- Cut down on sweets and limit yourself to three meals and three snacks a day.
Breakfast, snack. Lunch, snack. Dinner, snack.

- Do a half hour work-out/yoga on Saturdays an Sundays.
Gotta keep in shape!

~~- Find a cure to the 'Ritis.~~

- Make a million Sims games to practice with interior design.
Download furniture! Download download!

- Try to make it past 3 weeks with Justin. (lol)

- Be less of a flirt with everybody but Matt. Just because he's awesome like that.

- Watch Hell's Kitchen with the family every week.

- Don't get wasted.

- Finish your book.

- Start your screen play.

- Finish the many goals in Animal Crossing.

...

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=mewmewmewichigo — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:41:15 PST

Psych!

Okay, I'm staying. Account shifting is too much work.

Just stand by while a lot of my deviations are deleted.

I'm sooo happy~! I have my subscription back! I get CSS again! I can show of my stamps again! I can have polls! And check out these awesome new layouts, eh?! Love them!

Requests and Trades

=mewmewmewichigo — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:11:36 PST

Stamps

Any message you want.

Any color scheme you want.

Comment anywhere/note me to order!

Art

Any coloring style you want.

Any characters you want (OCs included)

No nudity.

Any couple you'd like, Yaoi and Yuri included.

Comment anywhere/note me to order!

Stories

Fanfiction only.

Check with me to see how well I know the anime/characters you're asking for.

Any length you'd like.

Any couple you'd like, Yaoi and Yuri included.

No adults scenes

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=mewmewmewichigo — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:22:47 PST

I'm slowly going to be moving accounts now.

Note me for my new one.