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]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10735660/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10735660/ Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:33:04 PST maize).

I'm gonna DIE


oh well, at least after I'm dealt with I'll be wearing one OSU color!

]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10703710/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10703710/ Sun, 12 Nov 2006 17:12:37 PST
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks (one person can ask just one question). Bold indicates 'yes".

Kissed someone on your top friends
Ever told a lie
Video taped yourself having sex
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
Been arrested
Kissed a picture
Slept in until 5 PM
Fallen asleep at school
Held a snake
Ran a red light
Been suspended from school
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident
Sang karaoke
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose
Caught a snowflake on your tongue
Kissed in the rain
Sang in the shower
Gave your private parts a nickname
Sat on a roof top
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
Broken a bone
Shaved your head
Slept naked
Blacked out from drinking
Played a prank on someone
Had a gym membership
Felt like killing someone
Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry
Cried over someone you were in love with
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets
Shot a gun
Tripped on mushrooms
Donated Blood
Eaten cheesecake
Still like someone you shouldn't
Have a tattoo
Crossed your eyes
Mixed a cocktail
Read Shakespeare
Lived in another country
Tied a cherry stalk (or similar) with your tongue
Played a violin
Lied to get out of work


Ink is fun. I'm having trouble talking, I have a mild fever, and I have school in the morning. Jager and nachos are classier than champagne. I need $130 by the end of the month. Italics!

]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10646355/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10646355/ Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST there lived a family of three women and a man
On a farm from dawn till dusk
they worked quite hard and work hard they must
for the evil baron (His name was Joe)
loved it when they worked with hoes.
They worked them day and worked them night,
they worked them until the silvery light
of the moon shone from the wooden handles-
polished brightly, like bait for vandals
to pilfer and sell for a princely sum
so that they could pay for their quarts of rum.
No other gardening tool would work,
to see a shovel made Joe twitch and jerk
and a weed-whacker would send him into fits,
all rakes he wanted to smash to bits.
This baron paid the family well for this,
to help his satisfy this strange fetish.
All was well and all was grand
until a newcomer graced the land
with his charm and his manners, all well and proper
and this newcomer's name was Baron von Showstopper.
This strange new man made Joe uneasy,
and what the man liked made him all the more queasy.
What Baron von Showstopper most enjoys
is to watch little girls as they play with their toys.
'This cannot be!' cried Joe, 'How sick! How vile!
This mad man should be shot and tossed upon the pile
where the worst of villains go!", he said,
whilst he polished his favorite hoe in bed.
And so our newfound hero Joe
made it his duty to make it so
that little girls can play in peace,
he would be their Shepard and protect them as his sheep.
So our brave young Joe gathered his courage
to rid the land of this evil scourge.
At this point it occurs to me that I might
mention that the Baron whom Joe was to fight
weighed four-hundred six pounds to Joe's one hundred nine
but Joe had a plan and this plan was sublime
He had dressed in a costume of frills, lace and curls
For he knew that Showstopper can't resist little girls.
Joe puffed up his chest, and knocked on the door
and the moment he saw him the Baron was floored
but Joe was not daunted, not in the least
he picked up his hoe and beheaded the beast.
And hereafter the skinny and young Baron Joe
was known as a hero and King of the Hoes
And the moral of this tale, you'll all do well to know
is don't be a pedophile or you'll get your shit ruined by some skinny dude with a gardening fetish.
Damn.

]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10517021/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10517021/ Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:49:06 PDT [link]

OH SNAP.

Also, something I thought was kind of funny (it was in an email) :
"We've decided we are each going to dress up here
at the ThinkGeek headquarters like those green Mario pipes, the kind
Piranha plants pop out of. Then when the UPS guy comes, we will all
line up in a series, and he'll just think we are cosplaying Nintendo.
Wrong. When we proclaim our true identity his mind will warp in awe.
We are The Internets. A series of tubes..."

It's not a big truck!

]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10466899/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10466899/ Sat, 21 Oct 2006 15:00:02 PDT
Almost Winter

Winter

Still Winter

Construction



Almost Winter can also be replaced with Rain.

]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10394404/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10394404/ Sat, 14 Oct 2006 19:50:08 PDT It's also heartwarming to eat canned diced peaches with stems included.
What isn't heartwarming, though, is looking sentence deleted due to people going through my journal in a rather creepy way.
AT LEAST IT'S NOT A FOOT-FETISH WEBSITE, JOHN.

this will make you warm inside: [link]

also- Main library downtown- HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10369103/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10369103/ Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:48:51 PDT
I feel really bad for all of you at Lock 3 today.

]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10317096/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10317096/ Sat, 07 Oct 2006 17:38:40 PDT
also:
Imag. Fish is almost done

I'm still dizzy

and I might do another thing in watercolour. Damn, I don't know why but it's just so fun to add an extra 'U'. It's like sticking my pinkie put when I hold a glass, but with words.

Going to attempt job hunting tomorrow, wish me luck!

I miss dev. v.4, because it would actualy work on my computer at home.

I should submit the 'Shock and Repulsion!" screencap under the 'emotive portraits' category. It certainly would be better than this emo shit: [link]

although stuff like that cheers me up, gives me something to laugh at when I'm bored.

"Downsyndrome Cat! Slooooooow~" - Sam
We're famous now!

I just got a pop-up for something that seems even more retarded..."Stylephile". What the fuck? No. Which reminds me, if I get a job soon the second thing I'm going to buy is a bunch of long-sleeved shirts. At Gabriel Brother's. For $2.79. And then I'm going to get a ski mask so I can rob the nearby Subway and traumatize Cody. I'm going to make a gun out of popcicle sticks. Fun times to be had by all!

I was looking at some old photos my dad had next to his Jesus Shrine and I realised- my mom used to be paler than me. I don't mean she had less pigment in her skin; I mean there was PRACTACLY NONE AT ALL. I wasn't exactly tan in comparision, though. But holy shit, I've actualy seen albinos tanner than me and my mom in those pics. Damn.

Speaking of skin pigmentation, those orange chicks with bleached hair at school make me laugh and feel proud of the fact that I don't tan, I become less pale. (anyone who claims otherwise, know this: it was self tanner. Stop laughing at me, Jack.)

as parting words: If all goes my way, DS Cat will be on every bathroom stall wall and/or door in the nation, or at the very least West Akron/AK-Rowdy/Methtown/Cleveland's ugly little brother or whatever the cool kids are calling it these days.

]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10192515/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10192515/ Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:38:37 PDT
Also, there is a hole in my thigh. Goddamnit. Its right above the pocket so whenever I go to slip something in my pocket it almost goes into the hole.

It's cold in here, and my hands are a little numb.

]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10049768/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10049768/ Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:30:10 PDT [link]

awesome.

Also, apparently people say that I look hung-over every morning. What the hell?

I want to rent a kitten. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10027636/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/10027636/ Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:34:14 PDT
Like the title implies, I accidentaly bought a push-up bra. I'm going to try and see it I can remove the padding or something, because otherwise it's a very nice bra.

Sam had his first taste of a nectarine the other day. He's never had plums either. He's so deprived!

I think it would be fun to spray-paint my boots orange. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9944147/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9944147/ Sat, 02 Sep 2006 19:18:38 PDT
there is a can of iced tea sitting in a bowl of vegetable soup next to me. What the hell. That reminds me, someone needs to make an atheist alternative to Veggie Tales. It should be called Meat Stories, and have child-friendly life lessons, such as how to not be a bitch and resolving conlicts through knifefights.

Sam and I are now Grominatrix and Todd. We're going to film the best dominatrix porn ever, "Dodge Stilletto". It will have a scene featuring the all new "Dodge(tm) Stilletto", and will be advertised during the commercials inbetween the televised "Dodge Stilleto" ugly shoe dodging tournament, as established by Senator Erin.

I discovered that if you say 'tits' loud enough, for whatever reason, at least one retarded asshole named John will turn and say "duuuuude, what?" in the most retarded voice possible. But oh well, I got him in the eye 3-4 times with a hair tie and he kept giving it back to me. Oh man, was that ever funny (and sad).

Holy shit. Firestone won a football game. I always thought that such an occurance was about as likely as me fucking some emo-wigger because I liked his overuse of 'hate and strife' in his poetry and his half-ass moustache*. So I guess I'll have to change my way of thinking, and say that it's about as likely as me shouting 'tits' in the gym balcony and Sam/Todd making a song about it. Which totally happened once.

I need "The Day They Shot a Hole in the Jesus Egg", but before that I need $20. aw. Time to beat up some old people (Obaa's choice source of income).

comments related to my recent school clothes shopping expirience:
My sweater is see-through
The general law of hoodies is that 1.) they should have sleeves, and 2.) should not come down to my fucking ankles. This season's fashion has broken said law. And it sucks.
also- come on, man, it's FALL, it's OHIO, it's MIGHTY FUCKING COLD. It just goes against logic that all the long-sleeved shirts I've found anywhere are thinner than crepe paper. that, or they're sleeveless. Fashion for the muthufuckin fail.
Also, Samuel L. Jackson is a censorship NINJA.


and noooooooooooow, I've got helicopteeeeeeeeers. (yes I haaaaave)


*this is totally an actual person, and his exsistance makes me laugh SO FUCKING HARD. and I sit next to him at school for a class. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9844947/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9844947/ Thu, 24 Aug 2006 22:25:06 PDT ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9842391/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9842391/ Thu, 24 Aug 2006 17:58:16 PDT ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9775810/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9775810/ Fri, 18 Aug 2006 20:06:12 PDT [link]

gonna play this game in Highland tomorrow, after Snakes on a Plane and during Art in the Square.

my hat rocks. and so does the history section at Borders, and the song 'Pictures of you', and 'End of the world' (stopmotion video wins at amazement).

and yes, Obaa, 20 oz. is a fuckin' lot of coffee.


also! I might buy one of those Jesu air-fresheners tomorrow. they're redemption scented.

or maybe I'll get a bacon air freshener. either/or. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9705180/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9705180/ Sat, 12 Aug 2006 18:04:52 PDT [link]

The picture code isn't working; the goddamn thing won't even load. So! if it loads for you, will you be so kind as to register for me? you know you want to! I.M. me for reg. details. remember: if websites don't love me, you must love me extra to balance it out!


wow, I'm dizzy.


also- watching The Cure vids, and goddamn is Robert Smith a creepy motherfucker. Still awesome as hell, though. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9695486/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9695486/ Fri, 11 Aug 2006 20:25:37 PDT
Jack proved last night once again that he is an asshole and that he owes me $100 because of that.

also, Popular Science owns my soul. That (along with GI) is the best magazine ever.

more later, if I think of it. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9535589/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9535589/ Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:35:56 PDT [link]

also, if you have a Xanga say hi to Erin, who took the pic. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9457620/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9457620/ Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:42:03 PDT
and this bra is itchy
I'd take it off but I'm wearing a gauze shirt, and we all know what that means! It's wonderfully see-through.

don't you wish you could be just like Dero? I know I do! ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9426428/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9426428/ Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:23:11 PDT ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9411104/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9411104/ Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:56:28 PDT
Das Weisse Licht is a beautiful song, and an awesome video

argh, I almost made it to a week without taking my meds! Damnit. I blam the Whoremonger for that. *really wants to punch/kill something/someone*

I love my feuding Ireland lighters (orange and green). I just wish I could remember which side is which.

Ok, I lied. The Boondock Saints are rather attractive. But I still like Rocco the best. "Catch you on the flip side!"

I stare at my hands too much. But I have determined that my left is my favourite, and that has very little to do with the 'bracelet', or the ring-finger scar that you can barely see anymore

accordions do not suck. That's all I have to say on that subject.

I need to hang out in Rob's basement again. Maybe I'll sing along with him, or just force him to sing to me again

the X on my foot is still visible! FUCK YESSSSSSSS!

My little brothers have the most retarded animal alphabet poster ever. GODDAMNIT, W IS NOT FOR CAMEL AND NEVER FUCKING WILL BE NO MATTER WHAT YOU FUCKING SAY. I'll list the whole retardfest-on-paper in a later journal. I don't know why, but the thing just makes me so damn ANGRY.

I love the NEDM song and I think that's enough to get me labled as criminally insane. We Inturrupt This Program for the motherfucking win.

Someday, I will master the art of making french toast. But today is not someday, and that makes me all depressed again. ;_;

But I saw a preveiw for Snakes On A Plane. Somewhow it's the funniest fucking title for a film I've seem in a long time, and that makes me happy again.

The Birdcage is a good movie merely because of Nathan Lane, whom everyone wants to be because he was in The Producers.

XD What the FUCKING HELL.

The above can be explained by watching 'The Feurer's Face'. That was my reaction to Donald Duck doing the Hitler Salute.

...why the flying fuck does my dad have a shovel hanging on his wall?

I have a horrible backache but I am in no position to bitch about it.

Noryan is a more powerful being than Captain Planet, Chuck Norris, and the Dudes from Awesometown combined. Why is this? Because I fucking say so.

One of the best days that started out sucking but ended up fun but sucked again I've ever had was the day Tyler got in my pants, and we flaunted the fact. If you need an explaination then you somewhat fail.

Thank you Trouble Books, for singing badly and making me feel better when I sing along to you.

"Whitey's keepin' me down!" -Meredith

"You are so goddamn white, it's not even funny. exept yeah, because you just said that."- me

Dith and I were once the feuding Ireland twins when we went to Home Depot, because she had a green shirt and I was wearing a hoodie with orange decoration.

In elementary school, I was more jealous of the guys who had a lot of friends than of the girls. maybe because the guys never made fun of me . hmm, I wonder what ever happened to Jack (not Licata)?

Also during that time- my dad put a cardboard cutout of Bill 'Sexatron' Clinton in my bedroom. Between that and my dolls, my bedroom was a terriying place to sleep at night.

Ami! we must make another episode of The Splediferous Zepplin Adventures! I feel the need to don the moustache for the camera once more.

I never want to see aborted fetuses set to the "You're My Sugarplum" song EVER FUCKING AGAIN. Usualy, I can handle dead and bloody things and generaly think they're awesome, but this made me feel ill and want to cry at the same time. x_x

On a happier, less emo note, I radiate awesome according to 1 out of 1 people. And that's me, when I'm feeling like a selfcentered bitch.

I watch X-Play that I secretly recorded on my dad's Tivo when there's nothing else to do at his house, and this has led me to realise that Adam Sessler is awesome and Morgan Webb needs to fucking suck on it and die.

I love Caboose and... ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9399694/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9399694/ Sun, 16 Jul 2006 22:13:24 PDT
O**vi* C***er is an emo whore.

Holy fuck. German stuffed animal PSYCHIATRIC FUCKIN' HOSPITAL. [link]

Myspace: The Movie still rocks off socks all over the country.

and so does this guy, who came to my school in a desperate attept to motivate everyone not to drop out and do drugs and sex and jump off of tall things: [link] ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9332908/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9332908/ Mon, 10 Jul 2006 13:20:44 PDT In other news, I rock at driving a stick-shift. Of course, so far it's the only type of car I've driven


This week, with 1:00 tomorrow being the exeption, I'm going to attept to do nothing but watch the movies that Ryan left me. I will only break to shower, and even then I'll probably just strip naked and hose myself off in the back yard. Assuming I can walk that far- since I don't plan to eat, hopefully it won't end as badly as the last time I went a week without eating.
Rob-"hey, why didn't you come to Kristyn's house over spring break?"
me- "I couldn't walk ;_;"

I will also spend this week making up for lost time with Azilla. meaning locking her in the house and cuddling with her . Shouldn't be too hard, it's raining this week.

in other random news- My aunt Donna and her kids (nate and Meije) are coming to visit sometime in the near future- hell, maybe even this month. I haven't seen them in over a year. This makes me sad.

and now, I must flee, for the shower is calling my name! ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9284426/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9284426/ Wed, 05 Jul 2006 17:55:42 PDT

it is spoken. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9265315/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9265315/ Mon, 03 Jul 2006 21:34:07 PDT Hilarygrom: besides panty lobster
bgbdwlf104: Like "Cunt-Face?"
bgbdwlf104: I like cunt-face.
Hilarygrom: ok
Hilarygrom: from now on...
Hilarygrom: I am cunt-face

bgbdwlf104: I am so excited to say that. <3
bgbdwlf104: "Hey, Ami, what's up?" "Nothing much. Hey, have you guys seen cunt-face around anywhere?" "Nope, not here."
bgbdwlf104: It'll be a phenomenon ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9263155/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9263155/ Mon, 03 Jul 2006 17:00:54 PDT

in other news- being shot in the throat is way cooler than having your throat slit. So says me and Rob. Yarr. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9248787/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9248787/ Sun, 02 Jul 2006 07:11:26 PDT ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246694/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246694/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 23:02:57 PDT
found it in an old journal.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I came to you in the middle of the night::
» I said I loved you:
» I kissed you:
» I moved next door to you:
» I started a bad habit:
» I gave you my heart:
» I was hospitalized:
» I took a bullet for you:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Hair:
» Family:


WOULD YOU:
» Be my friend?:
» Keep a secret if I told you one?:
» Hold my hand?:
» tell me that you loved me if you did?:
» Keep in touch?:
» Try and solve my problems?:
» Love me?:
» Date me?:


HAVE YOU EVER:
» Kissed me and meant it?:
» Wanted to kiss me?:
» Wanted to kiss me over and over again?:
» Won my heart?:
» Kept something important from me?:
» Thought I was hot?


~*::And More::*~
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. What was your first thought of me?
4. Do you still have thoughts like that about me now?
5. What reminds you of me?
6. If you could give me anything what would it be?
7. How would you tell me that you liked me?
8. When's the last time you saw me?
9. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
10. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you? ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246674/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246674/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 23:00:16 PDT ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246502/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246502/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:33:02 PDT ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246498/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246498/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:32:18 PDT ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246474/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246474/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:29:42 PDT ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246445/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246445/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:26:00 PDT ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246399/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9246399/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:19:38 PDT ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9243377/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9243377/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 15:44:09 PDT [ ] during the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops
[ ] my favorite toys as a child were barbies
[ ] my favorite colour is pink or purple
[ ] I did gymnastics
[x] I love skirts
[ ] hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[x] I love chocolate
[ ] I've never had a real job

TOTAL: 2

[ ] my hair is almost always straightened
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[ ] I love to hang out at the mall with friends
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earings
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach
[ ] I change my icon weekly
[ ] I wear a shower cap

TOTAL: 0

[ ] I dont shop at Hot Topic (well, i have, and some of the earrings are good)
[ ] my cell phone might as well become a part of me
[ ] I wear mascara everyday
[ ] I've been or am on a diet
[ ] bathing suits are adorable
[ ] I dont know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[ ] big sunglasses are hott (they're HIDEOUS.)
[x] I have gotten my nails done before (hated it.)
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels

TOTAL: 1

[ ] all I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys
[ ] I love to have girls do my hair
[x] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends (most of them, anyways)
[/] I hate bugs (somewhat)
[x] carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season (spring and fall. so there.)
[x] my swimsuit has 2 pieces
[ ] Im waiting for my knight in shining armor
[x] musicians are so hot (heck yes. heehee.)
[ ] you write me a poem and tell me im beautiful and im all yours (uh, nah...)

TOTAL: 4 1/2

[x] I am self-conscious (not nearly as much now, but still a little)
[ ] I cry often
[ ] my car smells like vanilla or cherry
[x] my dishes get washed more than once a week
[x] I dont do sports
[x] I HATE to run
[ ] I squeal when i am surprised or angry
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack
[ ] I love romance novels
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute

TOTAL: 4

[ ] I dance a lot.
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products (hahaha! i have shampoo.)
[/] I love to get dressed up. (when it's for something special)
[ ] every part of my outfit needs to match (never!)
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot
[/] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day (lip balm barely counts)
[ ] I wish I were a model

TOTAL: 1

[/] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton (only so I can puch her in the face)
[ ] I have been something that was semi (...what?)
[ ] I own Uggs (HIDEOUS)
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music (correction-WORST)
[ ] I pop my collar (i own my AYS polo and that's it. howzabout no.)
[ ] I like to be the center of attention (sometimes)
[ ] guys with mohawks are crazy (well, the one i knew definitely was...)
[ ] horses are beautiful
[x] I'd rather not pay attention in school (ibecasue sleep is so much more important.)
[x] Cats are adorable

TOTAL: 2 1/2

[ ] I write my own music
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute!
[ ] white is better than black (no, black is better)
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black (AYS concerts!)
[ ] my closet is STOCK FULL of clothes (more like stock full of junk)
[ ] hate the grunge look
[ ] I love to read magazines

TOTAL: 0

[ ] I love to gossip
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid (
[ ] I love Celine Dion
[ ] my bubble baths are 1-2hrs long (for some reason I actualy get anemic-feeling from sitting in a bath too long)
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.
[x] I like little kids (they're cute, but i'm not good with kids.)
[ ] Diet drinks are the best (EW)
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian
[0] I refuse to eat at McDonalds

TOTAL: 1 1/2

[ ] I check my myspace everyday
[ ] I love life!
[ ] I have a lot of jewlery!
[ ] my screen name(s) have x's in them
[ ] either one of my myspace names has/had <3's or in them
[ ] I would never want to be the oppos... ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9241202/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9241202/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 17:38:47 PDT
Its all a waste of time again
She used to mow the lawn
She always wasted everyone
She always turned me on

Now shes turned a kind
That isnt so much in demand
And all us vegetables
Can waste our time on someone else

She had a cool invisible
Dog that she called paul
Wed always sit around her house
Watchin her feed the dog

Now shes got a man
Who dont like dogs, who just likes cars
Shes just got a job
cause times got hard, so paul is gone

Now shes turned a kind
That isnt so much in demand
All us vegetables
Can waste our time on someone else

Its all a waste of time again (4x)


also because this one rocks too

You have to be joking
They wouldn't do what you said
Oh, my vision is blurred again

You have to be kiddin' me
They wouldn't do those unspeakable things
Oh, my Jesus
It's worse than you think

Stood here in the morning
Got no science to explain
Seems to me that God and the devil
Are both the same

You have to be lyin'
They wouldn't do what you told me about
Oh, my vision is blurred again [2x] ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9240886/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9240886/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:42:30 PDT Hilarygrom [12:59 PM]: electric outlets = incompatible with forks, but they still coexist in the kitchen.
Poseidon605 [1:00 PM]: well, thats true
Poseidon605 [1:00 PM]: theres a lewd joke in there somewehre, but I cant think of it
Hilarygrom [1:00 PM]: tell me when you think of it
Poseidon605 [1:01 PM]: i'll just replace it with superman and muffins
Hilarygrom [1:01 PM]: FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE, SUPERMAN!
Poseidon605 [1:01 PM]: yep


currently singing along to: Do You Realize?


Memo to Skinny Bone Jones: Loosen your legs!
and with that, I somehow fufill my promise to yell that at Rob, whom I need to ask about Icelandic make-out music. At least, I think it was Icelandic.

I want to see jack (ninja) fight with Rob (pirate). That would be amazing to see.

I actualy remembered some of my dreams in detail! And...they all sucked.

-The return of Erik!
-The return of Patti Lyn!
-Plenty of cussing out both of them.
-Math class stoner kid bringing a revolver to my backyard!
-Montrose is a tropical paradise.
-Payphone- an awfull way to say goodbye
-Since when does dad live in new York?
-and since when does his non-stepson get a room at above person's residence?
-pack your bags, darling, we're going to kill your lover.
-and instead of stopping stoner-with-the-revolver, he and Erik team up, and say the above thing to me.
-which is where the payphone fits in. Where did that idiot go?
-let's both burst into tears
-shootin' up the payphone!
-and it ended with pizza in Tropical Montrose.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

which reminds me- why the hell is that little area full of car dealerships called 'Tropical Medina"?

I hate Medina.


I should bake muffins and draw the Superman logo on them with icing. Then I will throw them at people who don't get the joke. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9219883/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9219883/ Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:33:04 PDT

1. How tall are you barefoot?
just under 5'5

2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship?
nope.

3. Do you own a gun?
ha! I wish.

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
fuck, I probably already have one. But if I were to have one, probably OCD

5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
4

6. What do you think of when you think of hot dogs?
when the hell would I be thinking of hot dogs?

7. What's your favourite class?
Information Technology

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
orange juice or tea.

9. Do you do push-ups?
nah

10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
nein

12. Do you like the rain?
hell fucking yes.

14. Do you own a knife?
no, but the nice old lady working at the knife store at the mall told me to come back when I'm 18. we had a nice little chat about....things.

15. Do you have A.D.D?
probably

16. Your full initials?
HGG

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. ...
2. My eyes hurt
3. It's June and I'm freezing, what the hell?

18. Name the last 3 things you bought:
1. book on Hitler
2. um...
3. can't fucking remember.

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink, in order most to least:
1. water
2. tea
3. more tea
4. iced tea.
5. starbucks?

20. What time did you wake up today?
10-something.

22. Current worry?
oh, several irrational things.

23. Current hate?
you

24. Favourite place to be?
somewhere warm and with Ryan

25. Least favourite place to be?
dad's house,

26. Where would you like to go?
right now? Highland square. I want to go bother Rob. but overall? Texas.

27. Do you own slippers?
nope

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
either: dead. (voted most likely to die before age 21!) or! married. hopefully

29. Do you burn or tan?
I toast lightly.

30. Yellow or blue?
Blue. yellow is my worst enemy.

31. Would you be a pirate?
I wish to help bring peace to the ninja vs. pirate conflict.

32. Last time your cell rang?
Satanphone? it doesn't ring. ever.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Flaming Lips! sometimes Rammstein, ect.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
my dolls (Barbie and otherwise.), Meredith's dolls, pretty much just dolls. They seriously terrifyed me.

35. What's in your pocket right now?
nothing

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
can't remember.

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
clean ones.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
sliced open my wrist when I was 8.

39. What is your GPA?
craptacular, that's for sure.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
4

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Mori

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Krysten

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
who cares?

44. Do you wish on stars?
nope.

45. What is your favourite book?
Fear and Loathing in Las Vega, but it changes sometimes.

46. What song did you last hear?
listening to Hilf Mir.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Ami has to write a joyous and inappropriate song for me.

49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
fumbling my way in my pitch-dark bedroom to my bed, and accidentaly laying on Meredith.

50. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PHONE ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9181027/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9181027/ Sun, 25 Jun 2006 17:15:49 PDT [link]

he's so goddamn adorable

"La Vie Bohem" rocks my theorhetical boxers.


I need to listen to "The Cure" but my minidisk is at mom's house.


Nico: go fuck yourself!

my glasses are still broken.


I've been dizzy every day!

I might dye my hair either orange or purple.


my lower eyelashes are really long on the left eye but not on the right.

I wish I had a small and satanic uncle like Uncle Rafi.


yeah, dad....'pre-engaged'. ok.


owwww.... my feet hurt and the cuts/sores/generaly unpleasant open wounds still won't close up at all. ick.



Ami! Don't forget to go to college!


I Keep whistling "Do You Realise?" (That you haaaaaave the most beauuuuutiful face) ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9049963/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9049963/ Mon, 12 Jun 2006 18:31:33 PDT ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9039217/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9039217/ Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:49:37 PDT [link]

click "audio". select "Bad Days". smile at the bit about blowing your boss's head off and attempt to sing like Wayne! also Chewin The Apple of Your Eye

I got your letter, but it turned to sand! It's hard to read the writing through the flames~


WHERE THE FLYING FUCK DID MY MOM HIDE THE GODDAMN TOOTHPASTE?!
a list of things (new things first) with flair
-mixed media
-trying to pronounce taupe and gouache but never getting it right
-my desire to spray paint everything in my bedroom (bed, curtains, walls, carpet, Azilla, ect) glow-in-the-dark lime green
-the houses in Highland Square.
-when ivy grown on old, slightly shabby houses
-not living with dad
-'How could you forget Nico's name, for crissakes? it's NICO!"
-really warm and rainy days
-and that one day when Rob and I got soaked. I had to hang up my hoddie in my locker because it was dripping wet
-'Midnight Hobo" bourbon ("Jack, are you fuckin' kidding me?")
-Slow Nerve Action
- "I pinch?"
-"My name means 'comfortable'" "really?" "DAMNIT GET OFF MY LAP!" he wasn't lying, he is comfy
-Mr. Gotti
-the curling iron is in the kitchen
- Missy is a hip old grandmother
-my redonkulous fuzzy green hat
-Rob singing along to the begining and end of Flight Test
-waking up late enough to have soup for breakfast
-cooking for myself
-when there's enough ingredients for me to cook something that doesn't suck
-licking my lips
-licking your lips
-the combonation gas station/pet store
-Audrey Hepburn and Uma Thurman- I want to be them
-Stephen King flicks
-my bikini actualy makes Meredith look fat. wtf?
-what is love and what is hate/ and why does it matter?
-books about computers from the 70's
-congratulations Matthew and highschool girl on your crazy convention engagement!
-WWII/ Cold War movies
-my zombie child killer face in a group pic with my siblings
-the best costume for the day
-E.E.?
-old horror movies from the 60's, 70's and 80's
-Ashlyn's crazy bendy nose
-my crooked, non-symetrical nose and Sam saying "Holy shit you're right!"
-"Hilary Grom... just say it! it sounds so weird!" and it does.
-but Hilary Thompson sounds great
-Dylan's hair
-Rob's hair
-Jack's hair...SUCKS!
-grass is greener on a cloudy day
-ultimate rapist repellant- my physical appearance
~*~
-my black button-up shirt and the fact that it's kinda baggy on me.
-my baggy manpants
-baggy clothing in general
-and low-cut because in my past life I was a whore
-Dylan's conspiracy theories.
-above person's theory that Ryan is a government spy who talks to me in order to gather information for some evil government scheme.
-singing along to The Flaming Lips, becasue Wayne has a weird voice and it's fun to try to mimic
-Jack letting me listen to ska on his iPod
- o/~ all of the subatomic peices come together and unfold themselves in a second ~\o
-enough good days to let me have extra for the bad days, allthough the lack of it on the good CAUSED the bad in the first place
-when people don't know what the hell I'm talking about
-Patti Lyn stalking Phil the Asshat
-Akiva!
- Wayne's facial hair
-when Azilla sleeps on my stomach
-Ska
- finally hearing 'Leslie Ann Levine" again
-Sam's happy rainbow necktie
-correctly guessing when '867-5309/Jenny' came on the radio
- skipping around my house when no one's home
-which is often
-not taking voice lessons anymore
-getting paint on everything
-riding the high for the hour after we've hung up
-Dauphin likes my watercolours
- COSMO CJETEI!
-above person's father's portrait in his classroom and the ispiration that it brings my soul.
-and the fact that he looks like Gordon Freeman.
-curly hair
-Soul Patrol and the amazing Purple Velvet Jacket
-Tyler and Ashlyn living in Whitesworth/ only because they alone can bring black people downtown. Their monacles will shatter!
- freshman year, when Mori and I walked to the car and Tyler walked with us, then turned down another street so I shouted "I LOVE YOU!" and joyful, because he shouted it back. We are silly, silly people
- the end! ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9001916/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/9001916/ Wed, 07 Jun 2006 18:05:15 PDT
"THIS IS A ROBBERY! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY...please!"

That's all for now. I'm gonna go paint Ami's tree in Rastafarian colors now. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8949553/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8949553/ Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:09:12 PDT

and thank you, Rob, for your entertaining performance of 'LOTR puppet pals'



that's all, for now. whoa my hands are shakey! ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8923242/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8923242/ Tue, 30 May 2006 18:04:30 PDT
obaakun [8:48 PM]: HOW
obaakun [8:48 PM]: DOES HER BITCHSLAP
obaakun [8:48 PM]: DO MORE DAMAGE THAT MY BULLET.
Hilarygrom [8:49 PM]: behold, the power of an angry bitch
obaakun [8:49 PM]: well,screw that. *FAMAS'D*

Ami- do you want Dr. Abbot to utilize the power of coolats? or should the king snake wear them?

ANd who isn't in love with Tayler Hicks the Soulful Latte Boy? ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8904125/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8904125/ Sun, 28 May 2006 17:15:59 PDT "

Hilarygrom [8:25 PM]: hey, can you explain something to me? why are the shorts I bought today just barely big enough, but the shorts that are 2 sizes smaller too big? do the laws of physics not apply to my ass?
bgbdwlf104 [8:26 PM]: I would say that the pants are forming a conspiracy to drive your out of your mind.
Hilarygrom [8:26 PM]: I think they are

Battle Royale (the novel) = the win. (and as a result- Born to Run also wins. 'Together Noriko we'll live with the sadness, I'll love you with all ther madness in my soul.')

I got absolutly nothing done today, due to a killer headache and my reluctance to take more that 2 tylenols, since I'm afraid that I might be becoming an addict. uuuugh, my head hurts x.x

Tyler, you truely are the world's greatest grandpa.

And Leslie Ann Levine, you may have been born in a dry revine but you crawled into my head and refuse to go away. Someone please burn me that song!

I'm off to watch cloud shapes go by. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8842574/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8842574/ Mon, 22 May 2006 08:33:35 PDT
Have a lot of stuff to get done tonight- my entire writing portfolio, in fact. to quote Rob, "Ah...good times." /sacasm. it's gonna suck.

my bedroom smells like inscence (spelling?) latex paint, and my perfume

Cody and I are so black, it's not even funny. That's why we can't get jobs. Goddamn racial descrimination. Speaking of Cody, I now really want to go over to his house just so I can see Boo Radley, his kitten. Ami says it's damn cute. Ami dislikes cute, small, fuzzy things that haven't appeared on Broadway- so this kitten HAS to be really fucking adorable.

I embroidered a smileyface onto the bottom of my foot while I was on the phone the other day. It looked horrible, but was done better than anything I've ever tried on fabric. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8796074/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8796074/ Wed, 17 May 2006 08:14:43 PDT

"Fear and Loathing in las Vegas" has been retitled "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: the Best Book in the World."

I'm considering buying a choral CD from Rob, for one reason: because it's Rob. Also maybe I can barter with him: I'll buy a choir CD if he burns me some Decemberists and Morissey. Leslie Anne Leveine refuses to get out of my head!

Had a crazy dream in math class the other day. I was riding on a bouncing whale singing "Here I dreamt I was an architect" or whatever that song is called. everytime the whale hit the ocean, all the water would dissapear and I had to sing louder so the whale would go back in the air. Crazy as hell.

Jack is my Death Buddy. He walks with me on my way to biochem, and we were both looking rather dead one day. Therefore he declared us death buddies. Fear our non-alive awsomenes.


and lastly- Ami, Playhouse Disney needs to be shot. Right now. We'll spare Johnny, though. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8775892/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8775892/ Mon, 15 May 2006 07:39:33 PDT
AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT MY CLOTHES ARE STILL WET FROM THIS MORNING.

:angryface:


highlight of the morning: everingone under my umbrella spooning each other. But not really. I grabbed Rob and hugged him and then the rape kid (he doesn't get a real name) grabbed ME and said it was group spooning. Good times. The umbrella did nothing. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8718167/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8718167/ Tue, 09 May 2006 07:45:38 PDT
but I did, and therefore I win.

I've gotten back into my annoying habit of singing in the shower. I say 'annoying' because I can't sing worth shit, and my recent showertime favorites are Flaming Lips songs. That dude has an amazing vocal range- I don't. The way I change the pitch makes the songs sound kinda funny, though.

Ami, your John Tortegula(?) puppet will come as soon as I can find enough felt, foam and squirrel fur.

I need a waterproof phone so I can call people in the shower.

me: hey jack!
jack: why the fuck are you calling me?...
me: I'm naked! in the SHOWER!
jack: *sounds of his eyes exploding*
next I'd call Rob, Ryan, and that kid who wants to rape everything. I think he's a freshman. That figures. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8683096/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8683096/ Fri, 05 May 2006 15:22:03 PDT
FIRST! write down the names of 21 people you know off the top of your head before you do anything else.

1.Mori 2.Rob 3.Ami 4.Ryan 5.Tyler 6.Ashlyn 7.Sam 8.Erik 9. Kristyn
10. Kristen 11. Jack 12. Meredith 13. Cristina 14. Arilla 15. Kim 16. Valerie 17.Erin 18. Cody 19.niisan 20. Dylan 21. Azilla the cop killa (don't ask)

.How did you meet 14?
Met her through some frinds who are in band with her, Silly freshman. That's how I meet most people. I hate being too poor for school band.

2. What would you do if you never met 6?
I wouldn't be the chairwoman of the IBTC. I wouldn't know of The Producers and other amazing plays/musicals.

3. What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
Die. Because that would be too funny.

4. Did you ever like 5?
yeah, I like him. as a friend. use to have a crush on him, though, and almost asked him out.

5. Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
Hell no. #4 is MINE. *raises fist* and...12 is my sister. ew.

6. Describe 8:
crazy. Cuddly. Likes to hug people and then SMASH THEIR SHOULDER BLADES TOGETHER HARD ENOUGH TO SEND MY BACK INTO PERIODIC SPASMS OF PAIN FOR 2 DAYS. Has amazingly curly hair and doesn't shave everyday.

7. Do you think 13 is attractive?
heck yes! and she has the foxiest twisted psuedo-dreadlocks EVER

8. Tell me something about 17:
plays a mean piccolo

9. Do you know any of 3's family members?
I sort of know Emily. on her birthday I'll take her to the zoo and shove her into the penguin exhibit

10. What's 21's favorite color?
blood.

11. What would you do if 18 just confessed he liked you?
he did, in 8th grade. That never went anywhere.

12. what languages does 20 speak?
English, probably some sort of awesome Jedi language, and the always sexy language of web comic geek.

13. Who is 9 going out with?
no one.

14. What grade is 16 in?
senior (12th). But I'm gonna hack the school computers and fail her so she never leaves.

15. When's the last time you talked to 13?
today

16. What is 2's favorite band?
possibly the Decemberists

17. Would you ever date 7?
no, but he's offered me sex in the cafeteria more times than I can count.

18. Would you ever date 12?
oh yeah

19. Is 15 single?
no clue.

20. What is 19's last name?
Clark

21. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 11?
No. well, maybe, if... HELL NO.
22. What school does 3 go to?
Firestone Foxes, bitch!

23. Where does 15 live?
not Akron. Possibly Barberton.

24. What's your favorite thing about 10?
No one thing. She's just cool.

25. Have you seen number 1 naked?
NO. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8650051/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8650051/ Tue, 02 May 2006 08:38:09 PDT well, fuck that.


Yoshimi battles the Pink Robots, Feeling Yourself Disinigrate, and Waiting for a Superman kick SO MUCH ASS. Thank you Rob! and thanks Jack, for burning me a copy of 'At War With the Mystics'. And possibly getting me interested in Mustard Plug. Ska is better than I expected. But I will never learn to skank. I can't dance normally as it is

Might paint tonight, it always makes me feel better <3


Dylan is such a sweetheart. He said that when he wipes out humanity with a dark ritual he'll spare me. I feel so special. Someone send some love Dylan's way (I should hug him more often). ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8599657/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8599657/ Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:17:29 PDT

Ami did an amazing thing- with a totally straight face, completely matter-of-factly, said " Well, maybe he repaid her with sexual favors."


because of the straight face- hilarious.
because the 'her' in question is my SISTER- ugh. NO. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8569297/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8569297/ Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:53:26 PDT I'd give you a high-five, but I'm afraid of where your hands have been.

Ami's making a children's activity book for Avenue Q. She gave me a coloring page from it- and man, was it special. Sam and Jake NEED this activity book. Hell, I need it. I can just imaging my mom walking over and asking me why the fuck I'm using a coloring book, and then she sees- "It's OK to be gay!". Her head would explode, I'm sure of it.


Rob is on a mission to steal my bra, it seems. And Jack came back from break about a million shades darker than he usualy is, so of course he must die. It's him fault that Erin and Ashlyn and I are so pale! He's stealing all the tanness! This just adds to Ashyn's theory that he radiates warmth because he's Italian, somehow. That bastard. I kicked him in the crotch but it didn't do much because he jumped back at the last second.

Speaking of Ashlyn, she made a good point today (which was really a quote from Shaun, but whatever. And is it Shaun, or Sean?) "If you have no head, you don't wear a hat. If you have no feet, you don't need shoes. If you have no hands, there're no point in wearing gloves, right?" then she turned to me, and said: "So Hilary, why do you wear bras?"

Ooh, burn. I told her I'd take it off but that might pose a problem,seeing as Rob is trying to steal it.

Before this incedent, Rob and I discussed his jacket. He never takes it off, EVER. And he never takes his hands out of his pockets. But (according to him), he doesn't wear the jacket from May to August. I told him I'd do the same thing with my bra.
"So, um... you're not gonna wear a bra from May to August?"
"Not till the end of August, yeah."
*stares for a sec* "..Ok..then."

I like scaring Rob.


I finally got a camera! Meredith and I took some thoroughly retarded pics of ourselves with a stick-on handlebar moustache. Lovely. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8560055/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8560055/ Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:03:53 PDT is Female
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3,111! what a rockin' number!


I met a strange guy last night. He says he wants to kidnap me. He was pretty cool. Said he did a search on AOL for girls and Rammstein, and that's how he got my screenname. Pretty cool. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8544096/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8544096/ Fri, 21 Apr 2006 18:39:14 PDT
Until I got my skinny ass arrested. (resisting the temptation to say 'no me gusta' here)

But still, I'd like to go for a walk. It's dark and warm and humid and perfect and lovely and I just stepped outside and it's gotten cold and rainy again.
it's not the rain that I mind, it's the cold.

I hate it when it's cold. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8508913/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8508913/ Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:30:39 PDT hearing the damn shows is enough to kill brain cells. I wish I knew where my headphones were x.x


but in more optomistic news! I'm no longer terribly sick. I still have a cold, but who cares. I can get out of bed and walk around! FUCK YES! Kinda wish I could stop coughing, though.

They're gone now. yay.

I can't beleive how obedient Azilla is when trying to put her collar back on her. She just sits on my lap and purrs, doesn't put up a fuss at all. What a sweetheart. I need to brush her today, she's starting to shed.

It's a terribly lovely day, maybe I'll go outside and not tan. And maybe sometime this week I'll go out and buy a bikini, so I can not tan some more. This will be the year in which I will try to stay pale. I'll probably tan. Or if I'm lucky, I'll freckle. I'd prefer it if that happened; a few summers ago my shoulders and arms were covered in freckles and it was cute. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8382024/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8382024/ Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:09:49 PDT "So let me get this straight, we drink the coca-cola, we get war, right?"
and I was like "Yeah, I guess. I'm a pepsi man myself."
"Ah, the beverage of champions!"

The Herzeleid forums yeild some pretty amazing and fuckin' random things


Ashlyn brought in cake-porn today (no correlation to real porn, *and I really hope that I'm using that word correctly*), it was very crazy. And then she started talking about how she makes pre-boxed cake mix not suck,(because I mentioned how whenever I use a boxed mix it sucks), and then she started screaming that I'm a whore. XD. So then I went over to talk to Jack, Dylan and Rob. talked about some random shit, and then Rob and I talked about movies. He wants to see V for Vendetta, so maybe I'll drag him along to see it with me.


MIGHTY MOSHIN' EMO RANGERS! FTW and FTF!

Sam: FTF!
Me: The HELL does than mean?
Sam: um...I dunno. Fuck the Fuck?
Me: FTF!
and then we realised the awful truth...that I'm Korean.
So Korean, in fact, that I look German. ]]> ~mewunknown http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8302346/ http://mewunknown.deviantart.com/journal/8302346/ Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:21:40 PST
Ask me 2 questions.

2 no less - no more.

About anything you'd like and I will try to answer as good as I can


and if you ask then you have to put this in your journal and someone BETTER ASK ME SOMETHING, only Mori responded so far.


and a random thing: Cody, Mr. Pashke can smell your fear.

and some editing fun: I'm still trying to figure out how I aquired henchmen. Oh well. They're good to have. Dylan yells at people who get in my way when I'm walking to my locker, and Rob provides Jesus-endorsement. Thumbs up, Jesus!

Today is by far the lovliest day of the year. So lovely, in fact, that I'm not wearing pants (I have a skirt on, though. No need to rip your eyes out.)

art show is at 6:30, anyone else going?

Ami- the diabolical Mr. K wants you to know that he knows what you did, and is coming for you. ]]> ~mewunknown