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        <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:02:41 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>motherlover</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:43:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ has everyone heard/seen it?<br /><br />It's the funniest song ever.<br />here's the youtube--->  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTM1MdR7iuA&feature=related">[link]</a><br /><br />The whole video is on hulu, but canadians can't watch hulu... ---> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-digital-short-motherlover-censored#s-p1-st-i1">[link]</a><br /><br />theres uncensored, too, but you have to login.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Normally I don't get political...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:37:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ But I saw this motherfucking post.<br /><br /><a href="http://deathprince.deviantart.com/art/LIAR-133177218">[link]</a><br /><br />Seriously? Ok I am going to hit everyone with FACTS.<br /><br />George W. Bush was warned about 9/11 BEFORE IT HAPPENED. Bush ignored it. After 9/11 the Bush administration decided to go after Iraq for it. They didn't figure out that Iraq was behind it. People working in Washington were told to go after Iraq. During the war in Iraq, Contractors were paid to do jobs that the Army already does, such as fixing meals, transportation, plumbing, operating computers and other things. Companies like Haliburton were paid to do this. Testaments from soldiers, and private companies suggested that these companies did a terrible job at taking care of our troops. People serving food to our soldiers refused to have a rotating schedule so they severd food at the same time every day, making a tasty target for insurgents. There was mold in the water systems. Washing a soldiers BDUs (battle dress uniforms) costed about a hundred dollars, and they did such a shitty job(there was still sand in their clothes) that soldiers began washing their own clothes in sinks. They were ORDERED not to do so, so Haliburton could make their money. The poor civilians paid to do transportation traveled WELL KNOWN routes and were frequently fired upon. Private contractors would BLOW UP broken trucks rather than fix them because the Bush administration would pay them more money.<br /><br />There was a committee elected to govern Iraq  after the fall of their government. The Bush administration denied the authority to establism Martial law. For those that don't get it... thats like telling everyone in New York City that the cops, fireman, and national guard are no longer on duty. Chaos would immediately ensue. Furthermore, the bush administration fired everyone in the political party that Hussein was involved in. Seeing as how Hussein was a dictator, everyone in the government was in his politcal party, so that meant, everyone in the government got fired. So.. no government for Iraq and the entire government is out of jobs.  Also, an Iraqi general came to committee elected to run Iraq and said, "I can have 10,000 soldiers in Baghdad by next week to govern the city" which by that time was lawless. They sent that info to the Bush administration and the IGNORED it. So Bush created an environment where you could either join the only people in power (islamic extremists) or starve, seeing as how the entire government and military was out of jobs.<br /><br />Americans. Seriously, OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES. All that is in the past. Your tax dollars paid for it. Now you are trying to refuse FREE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE. What the fuck is wrong with you. FREE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE! Canadians live 1-4 years longer than us. You think that's a coincidence? My best friend lives in Canada, he's never had to wait more than 10 minutes to see a doctor. My other Canadian friend went to the ER and had a CAT scan in the same day.  STOP LISTENING TO REPUBLICAN RHETORIC. CHRISTIANS ITS OK TO VOTE DEMOCRAT! Please Please Please stop listening to insurance company sponsored commercials. Obama is not trying to kill your grandmother, For once in your GOD DAMN life quit sucking up lobbyist rhetoric. Its FREE HEALTH CARE! Stop hating Obama and take of your own poor asses. Free health care is good for everyone except insurance companies. They will make the same amount of money, except they will actually have to take care of people instead of letting them die. Private companies are designed to MAKE MONEY. The government's job is to take care of the people(not that they always do) but who do you trust more, a company that's sole purpose is to make money or the government that at least makes programs like welfare, unemployment, and gives money to of mothers. you think Blue cross or Aetna gives you free shit? I had to bitch at Aetna for a month to get some skin creme for foot fungus.<br /><br />Please! stop voting/making decisions based on your religion/party/what your parents did. OPEN YOUR EYES! The world is a lot bigger than us and its about time we quit this isolationist shit. After Clinton left office we had a surplus, Bush came in, de-regulated banking and began a more isoltationist and imperialistic administration, now we are in a depression, in an unending war, created a terrorist state. Look at the results, MARY AND JOSEPH ON A DONKEY, we need to quit this!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Open for Commissions!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:43:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am open for commissions! pencils! inks! colors! I do every level of finish. Contact me for prices! <br /><br />Thanks!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~michaelharris</author>
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                <title>Inertia</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:18:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey! I am doing a shiny new web comic! She lives at <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.inertia-comic.blogspot.com">[link]</a>. You should check her out! If you like it, feel free to hit the follow button!<br /><br />Thanks!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~michaelharris</author>
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                <title>Vote for me at threadless! Please I got bills.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:57:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey! I recently submitted designs to a website called <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.threadless.com">[link]</a>, if they score well, my designs get printed on shirts and prints. If you can, please go to the links and vote for my designs to get printed at threadless. I am not sure if you need to make a login profile or not, but please do, its a great site anyway. Thanks for your time!<br /><br />Michael Harris<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.threadless.com/submission/217325/Love_Grinder">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://threadless.com/submission/217323/Napoleonic_Baby">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.threadless.com/submission/217553/Pirates_versus_Ninjas">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Can I get freehand back?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:53:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I have been doing a little graphic design work and have thusly been forced into vector work again.  Aaaaand as we all know, Vector = Illustrator. I mean this from the bottom of my heart. FUCK ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR. Why do you hide everything Adobe? Why does everything have a random-ass key commad? I don't want to have to take fourteen ten hours classes to learn your product. Its completely ok to make your product logical, intuitive, and user friendly. That is completely allowable.<br /><br />Is there anyway to get Freehand back? Does anyone know. I will take a really old freehand program as long as it can traslate into Illustrator so I can give clients an AI file.  Illustrator just gives me hours of frustration over the simplest of tasks, like merging two objects. Please DA, help me find a freehand that Illustrator will take files from. Please.<br /><br />love<br />Michael<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:16:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ CHAINSKETCH (5 SLOTS)<br />You know the rules...<br /><br />1) If you ask me, you gotta make the same offer.<br />2) If I already did one for you on a previous chain, no dice... unless the spots don't get filled up. <br /><br /><br />1Alejandro ----> meteora *done*<br />2Kon -----> Ghost Revolver and Massive attack<br />3ComicMunky ---> batman defeating spidey *done*<br />4<br />5<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>CoH costume contest finalist!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 11:59:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.cityofheroes.com/news/contests_promos/contest_winners/vote_now_for_the_11_finalists.html">[link]</a><br /><br />I made the city of heroes costume contest finalist! please vote for me (Samurai Jiminee) so I can win a sweet computer! Thanks!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>deviant v6 is just like Vista</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:14:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Its  lot prettier and would be really nice in theory but its so buggy and unreliable it just ends up pissing you off.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>what is a treatment?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 16:30:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There is a comic book creator contest over at<br />----> <a href="http://www.spacedogentertainment.com/contest/overview/">[link]</a><br /><br />In the first part of the contest they provide you with a synopsis of a plot, then have you submit a potential "treatment" of the book. My question to you, fellow DAers is what the hell is a "treatment?" I emailed the website and, like every other company, they were too lazy to email me back. So if anyone has an idea of what I might be able to turn in to them that qould qualify as a "treatment" I would be very thankful.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~michaelharris</author>
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                <title>I listened to Journey</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 00:28:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ four times tonight. Does that make me gay.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I need faces</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:38:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am trying to improve my drawing of faces ie. making my drawings look like actual people, soooooo if you want a drawing of your face let me know...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>360 or PS3</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:50:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am getting one or the other for christmas, which one should I go for? Please help me!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Comic Convention in the C-bus</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:13:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeeeeeeeyeahuusssss! Its Mid Ohio Con time.  IF you live in Columbus you MUST go! I won't have a table this year so I'll be floating.  If you find me(look at the guy in the pic) I'll give you free comics. Come on out, its cheaper this year AND the suicide girls are there, if you're into that sort of tomfoolery.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:52:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So my friend Shannon aka Ederoi tagged me, now I gotta go do E's shit on myspace too. lookit:<br />
<br />
1. Post these rules<br />
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves<br />
3. Tags should write a journal / blog of these facts<br />
4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named<br />
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged<br />
<br />
Eight facts in random..<br />
1. The first comic I drew was Captain Planet<br />
2. I lived in Germany for 3 years<br />
3. Women are annoying<br />
4. I can't paint<br />
5. I don't wear shorts or flip flops<br />
6. I hate movies or anime with pansy characters<br />
7. I have never broken a bone or been stung by a bee<br />
8. I had guy call me at work for sex when I was a waiter<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Chicago Con</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:33:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm goin! I'm sellin a book, I'm doin sketches, come say hi, I put up a pic of me so find a guy that looks like that! On a side note, if you live in Columbus, and want to go, we had one spot on our TEAM CHICAGO trip open up, it'll cost you about $100 let me know soon, cause we leave in a little over 24 hours<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Small Press Alternative Comics Expo</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 19:13:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For those of you in Columbus<br />
SPACE is here! If you like alternative comics, or if you like me you should come visit me and Dave and Kev at our table there and purchase our amazingly amazing comics. Space is pretty much a comic convention for alternative(ie not batman/spiderman) comics<br />
<br />
Its at the Aladdin Shrine Center (near Easton) this Saturday and Sunday from 10-6 and 10-5 respectively. <br />
<br />
You: "Michael! I go to Easton all the time but I don't know where the shrine center is?!" <br />
<br />
Me: "Shut it Fool! Mapquest that sukka! Aladdin Shrine Center 3850 Stelzer Rd Columbus, OH 43219 (614) 475-2609" <br />
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So come out, its $5 entry for one day and $8 for two, but you won't need two days...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~michaelharris</author>
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                <title> 3NIJizzam!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:18:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ this guy right here<br />
------> <a href="http://felle2thou.deviantart.com/">[link]</a> <------<br />
has picked 3NI as the next Jam subject so I decided to spread the word.  If you love me you should do one or (more likely) if you hate me you should do one to be better than me. If you don't know me, you should do one because George Bush said so.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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