deviantART: by:minty445325 http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:minty445325&section=today deviantART RSS for by:minty445325 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:03:02 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png Booooooooooooored http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28681191/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28681191/ Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:13:16 PST :iconjeradia7:


Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[] You get drunk a lot.
[] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[] You are spiritual.
[] The horse is your favorite animal.
[] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 1 of 10

Elf:
[] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest!--> for realz!).
[x] You are very intelligent.
[] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[] You are a very hard worker.
[] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 3 of 10

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[] You are very shy.
[] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[x] You are young and short.
[x] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4 of 10

Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[x] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist.
[] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[] You look older than your age.
[] You love the woods and the mountains.
[] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 6 of 10

(*cough*Sewer)Harpy/Siren:
[] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered. Easily angered, but being royally pissed off is a little different. That causes shit storms.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[x] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 6 of 10

Mermaid:
[] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells. ( I DO, betch |D )
[] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps, you will work to stop that.
[] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 3 of 10

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[] You are pale. (Not since summer ;_;)
[] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[x] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 7 of 10

Werewolf:
[] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[] Yo... ]]> ~minty445325 It's A Dirty Job http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28599989/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28599989/ Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:37:18 PST brgtt
ikue
Expiration Date:


But somebody's got to do it!

Well, I just read Christopher Moore's ' A Dirty Job ' ad I LOVED IT TO BITS


It was by FAR one of my best books that I've read so far. The characters were so FUNNY! The whole STORY was funny as hell, till- *stops from spoiling*


If you may, I would like to SHOW you how funny it is.

"Mama," Sophie said.
The frst time she had said "Mama" had brought Charlie to tears. He had been looking over her little shoulder at a picture of Rachel. The second time she said it, it was less emotional. She was in her high chair at the breakfast bar and was talking to the toaster.
"That's not Mommy, Soph, that's the toaster."
"Mama," Sophie insisted, reaching out for the toaster.
"You're just trying to fuck with me, aren't you?" Charlie asked.
"Mama," Sophie said to the fridge.
"Swell," Charlie said.


Sophie screamed with glee and pointed to the little cat.
"Can you said 'kitty'?" Charlie said.
Sophie pointed, and gave a drooly grin.
"Would you like a kitty? Can you said 'kitty', Sophie? "
Sophie pointed to the cat. "Kitty," she said.
The little cat dropped on the spot, dead.

"Death to the infidel. Death to the infidel," chanted the beard.
"Have you seen the size of these dogs, Mohammed?"
"Death t-hey, how did you know my name was Mohammed? Doesn't matter. Never mind. Death to the infidel, Death to the-"
"Wow, you certainly are brave," Charlie said, "but she's a littl girl and your scaring her and you really need to stop that now,"
"Death to the infidel! Death to the infidel!"
"Kitty!" Sophie said, uncovering her eyes and pointing to the man.
"Oh, honey," Charlie said "I thought you weren't going to do that."

"What the hell are those things?"
"I call them swere harpies. They're the things that call to us from the storm sewers. They're a lot stronger nwo then they used to be."
"They're scary is what they are," said Minty.
"I don't know," Charlie said. "Have you gotten a good look at them? I mean, they got the badonkadonk out back and some fine bajoopbadangs up front, know what I'm sayin', dog? Buss rock wid a playa?" He offered his fist for Minty to buss him a rock, but alas, the mint one left him hangin'.
"Stop that," Fresh said.
"Sorry," Charlie said.
"Talk Like a Playa In Ten Days Or Less-Stone Thug Edition?" Minty asked.
Charlie nodded. "We got the CD into the store a couple of months ago, I practice in the van. How am I doing?"
"Your Negro-osity isuncanny. I had to keep checking to make sure you're still white."



Possibly some of the best ones that don't have spoilers. And yes, someone's name in the book IS Minty Fresh XDDDD

Anyways, I hope someone will read it because of this!

]]> ~minty445325 I CAN SPIN STRAW INTO GOLD http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28422856/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28422856/ Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:23:42 PST brgtt
ikue
Expiration Date:


HAI THAR GUYS :wave:

Well, once again, Missoula Children's Theatre rolled into our town, and me and my friend tried out. There were a couple main parts being Young Clara, Older Clara, King, Queen, Knights, Jester, and Rumplestiltskin.

Betcha can't guess the name of the show...

....


IT'S BOB

Nevermind, we're performing " RUMPLESTILTSKIN " on Friday :dance:

I got cast as Young Clara, I'm so excited :iconexcitedplz:


Although in rehersals I made a really embarrasing mistake today. I'm supposed to pause mid sentance so he can put a spell on me, but the director was directing, so I got side tracketd, and said " I can spin straw...Into STRAW " by accident...it sounded really funny XD


Wish us all luck!


[EDITEDITEDITEDITEDIT]


Well we just had our first full show today! :dance: This was the second time we used our costumes, and it was so much fun! I felt so specialz on stage! :iconyayzplz:

We're having our public performance tonight, and our second and last already :iconsobplz: It's only been a week and we're already done!




[EDITEDITEDITEDITEDITEDITEDIT]


Well, the time has come, we have finished Rumplestiltskin D8

It was a wonderful play, wonderful cast, and wonderful production. Not to mention WONDERFUL directors. I swear that Jordan looked EXACTLY like Mark one day.

I have decided to start collecting the bags from performances that we get at the end of the show, it has our name and part in the play written on it. It had our costumes in it, but now it is just an empty bag. Oh well. Good thing I ordered the DVD of the play! I can't wait to watch it!...in three weeks..D:

I almost wound up late for the last performances, I thought we were supposed to be there at 6:45..but it was 5:45, luckily, the performance didn't start till 7:00, so it was all good and happy!
Good thing it comes around every year 8D

]]> ~minty445325 FFFFFFFFFFF- http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28318647/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28318647/ Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:29:58 PST


FAWK!!!!


Someone STOLE my BRAND NEW MP3 DURING GYM! Like literally, DURING THE CLASS :| It was IN MY SHOE, And then it was gone!!!! :iconsobplz: And if I don't get it back, I'll have to wait till Christmas to MAYBE get another!

]]> ~minty445325 TEST http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28251695/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28251695/ Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:03:38 PST

Here's a llama
There's a llama
and another little llama
Fuzzy Llama
Funny Llama
Llama Llama duck

Llama llama
cheesecake llama
tablet, brick, potato, llama
llama llama mushroom llama
llama llama duck

I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen little child
to the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama duck

Half a llama
Twice a llama
not a llama
farmer llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama duck

is that how its told now
is it oh so old
is it made of lemon juice
doorknob, ankle, cold
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
and become a duck

]]> ~minty445325 Lilium http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28184015/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28184015/ Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:47:18 PST 2] For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3] YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
No one Mourns the Wicked
Wicked Soundtrack

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Tonight We Are Betrayed
REPO! The Genetic Opera

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
No Good Deed
Wicked Soundtrack

( Dats right, I wanna BADASS XD )

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Your Eyes
RENT

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Guy Love
Scrubs-My Musical

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Sweet Transvestite
Rocky Horror Picture Show

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Miku Miku Ni Shite Ageru
Vocaloid

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Traveling Soilder
Dixie Chicks

( Dawww'! )

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Ever Ever After
Carrie Underwood

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Across the Universe
Across the Universe Soundtrack

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)?
My Immortal
Evanescence

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Chromaggia
REPO! THe Genetic Opera

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Don't Tell Me
Avril Lavigne

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Carpel Tunnel of Love
Fall Out Boy

( Damn straight )

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Alice Human Sacrifice
Vocaloid

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
My Happy Ending
Avril Lavigne

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
When your Evil
( I totally forget..)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Stacy's Mom
( Again, braindead)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Lilium
Elfen Lied

]]> ~minty445325 The Banana of Truth http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28113869/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/28113869/ Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:11:35 PST

Our school is putting on a production of " Just Another High School Play " and I got cast!!!

I got the parts of Carrie, and Amy. We have one month to get it all together, so LOTS of rehersals. We had our first rehearsal today and it was pretty good. We did a read through of the script, and it went smoothly, we all had some good laughs. I think I'm the only grade 8 girl O_O XDDDD

I was wondering: Has YOUR school ever put on that play? If so, I want to hear your experiences with it.

]]> ~minty445325 Am I a bad person? http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27674045/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27674045/ Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:23:48 PDT
It's Thanksgiving, and I was originally supposed to go to my dads. As you know from my previous journal, IT SUCKS ASS. Cold, wet, muddy, windy, snowy, etc, and NOW he dosen't even live in a cabin, he lives in a trailer. A TRAILER. Honestly, I HATE the outdoors, I hate it. I just hate camping, period. So for some reason, I don't know why or how, I started crying last night, saying I didn't want to go. It was true, but I DIDN'T MEAN TO CRY. So this morning my mom got mad and said that she would say here cause I coudln't be left in the house alone, because she was supposed to go to Calagary this weekend with her boyfriend. FYI: He's an asshole.
So that just made me more upset, making more tears fall. Now I feel terrible for not going. My dad recently got my computer fixed for 150 dollars instead of waiting a month and getting it done for free, ALONG with the 100 dollars he gave me, and I didn't go up for Thanksgiving...


Am I a bad person?

]]> ~minty445325 RINRINRINRINRIN http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27652793/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27652793/ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:19:10 PDT
RIN! 8D *spazz*

Breathe innn, breathe oout.....


IT WAS SO QUICK! Quicker then Miku....>.>..


And..added bonus....SHE COMES WITH FACE STICKERS!!!!!! 8D 8D 8D


I CAN'T BELIVE IT! ZOMGSHEISSOFRIGGENCUTE*spaaaaaaaaaaaaz*

...*cough* Sorry, I'll post pics of her with Miku soon

]]> ~minty445325 Still Alive http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27470144/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27470144/ Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:16:22 PDT :iconsobplz: , so I'm getting it sent in today so that it can get fixed soon. Just wanted to tell you that I'm ok, and I'll be chatting again soon, I'll try to get on my brother's computer.


IN OTHER NEWS:

I got to play Left 4 Dead :dance: IT IS AWSOME!!! I love it! I got to be Zoey, and overall, I LOVE the game. I might be going to my friend's house, she plays it ALL THE TIME, so we'll be killin' some zombies allll weekend XD.

AND, I got $100 from my dad, so I'll be getting an Ipod off Ebay, and if I have extra, another figurine 8D

So, that's all, I'm uploading a pic ASAP.

Bye for now!

]]> ~minty445325 UPDATES ON LIFE D8 http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27247394/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27247394/ Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:43:47 PDT

Sooo, I've been waiting for less then a month for it to arrive in the mail...And gues what arrived yesterdaayyy....

MY NENODROID MIKU HATSUNE!!!!! 8D

:dance: I got her I got her I got her I got her!!!!!!!

Now...I guess I'll do a review.

Appearance:

All in all, the figure looks fantastic. I notice that a little bit was not colored near her side, and it is noticible, so I'll give it about 4.5/5 stars.

Sturdyness:
She is very fragile. Parts are always falling off her, mainly her pigtails. And the stand itself really dosen't support her that much, it's mainly her hair that helps. 4/5

Quality:
Miku's quality is very good. Every detail is on, even the word " VOCALOID " under the yellow bar on her blouse. 5/5

Total: 13.5/15

OTHER NEWS!!!!!

I got my schedual switched around, so now I have three classes with two friends in it, and then French.

P.E. SUCKS :rage:

Anyways, all in all, I'ma gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo od. 8D

Oh, and I now officially have my own catchphrase...

GA-NEIGH! 8D

TEENY WITTLE UPDATE:

...It's not all good. I'm sick T_T.

]]> ~minty445325 R.I.P... http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27117724/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/27117724/ Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:18:50 PDT

























Summer Vacation.

XD, seriously though, today was my first FULL day of highschool :noes: ! I was so LOST in the beginning, but then I realized...I know where everything is 8D. Although my time table is f'd up, but they're gonna fix that up. Oh, and my french teacher ROCKS! She'll let you eat AND drink in her class! No matter what you eat or drink, she'll allow it!

Speaking of food....You know the inside of a Cruchy bar? That delicious stuff?


I have a whole BAG full of it! Yep, it's called Sponge Toffee. It's sooooooo goood!...Although it did make my tounge bleed :| Oh well.

]]> ~minty445325 GOOD NEWS EVERYONE http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26863657/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26863657/ Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:09:32 PDT
Ok, not COMPLETELLY related BUT IT HAD LESTAT AND LOUIS IN IT

Ok, so it was the ' Moon Festival ' or something. Lestat and Louis were kids and still human. Lestat started to become a vampire first, and they were on bunkbeds. Lestat said he had to go away, and Louis was still afraid so he didn't want to. Lestat promised him that if he came he would be his ' best friend ' forever :eyes: . So eventually, they both left, jumping out of their cabin and going out into the night. And in the dream, the legends were that whenever the moon had a yellow tint to it, it symbolized Lestat, and a black sky was Louis. 8D

]]> ~minty445325 100 theme challenge http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26616550/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26616550/ Sat, 15 Aug 2009 20:07:06 PDT
1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Cookies
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. Orly?
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

]]> ~minty445325 We got 'em! http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26265674/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26265674/ Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:31:33 PDT
...

Yes, yes I am very excited. The trip was AWSOME!

We went to Arby's, and I was stuuuuuuffed when we left. Roast Beef and curly fries with a soft drink. Mmmmm....

Then when we got him, he had shit the carrier, so he has crap on his legs XDD. My mom was making a big deal, but it wasn't much. He snorts so much XDD. He's like a little piggy. I love him to death, and I'll get some pictures tomorrow, he's not cooperating for pictures right now -_-.

]]> ~minty445325 Gus http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26216714/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26216714/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:06:50 PDT :icondogplz: :icondogplz: :icondogplz:

WE'RE GETTIN' A PUPPY!

He's an English Bulldog, male puppy. We get him from the airport on Wednsday. And his name shall be Gus :salute:

I just hope the cats will adjust to him.

PICTURES COMING SOON!

]]> ~minty445325 I've met my male self... http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26171545/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26171545/ Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:41:44 PDT

Well, this is an apology to Liz for not being on last night ( Sorry! ) since I was at a family reunion. Oddly enough, I met someone EXACTLY like me! He had the same hair, eyes, looks, likes, dislikes as me! He writes stories, likes yaoi, anime, ect ect. It was all good until things got a little creepy. How creepy you ask? Let me list the things he did...

-Followed me whereever I went
-put his arm around me
-said he was ' gravitated ' towards me
-someone said he likes me
-playing with the back of my necklace
-pointing out I have some bumps on my back and arms
-I could feel him breathing on my neck

So I just stayed really close to my mom for the rest of the night. I was seriously freaked out. At least I should be uploading a whole bunch of pics soon!

]]> ~minty445325 Requests/Trades are OPEN/ I am 92% mentally ill http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26055041/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/26055041/ Mon, 20 Jul 2009 03:33:14 PDT
THINGS I WILL NOT/CAN'T DRAW
Twilight
Men/Boys
Complicated poses, unless refference
Nudity

That's about it!

THINGS I'M OBSESSED WITH ATM
Vampire Chronicals
Dracula
Advertising for the lulz
Song pictures
Higurashi
Elfen Lied
Phantom of the Opera
Van Helsing
Dokuro-Chan ( Club to Death Angel )

AND SO MUCH MORE!
So ask away!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 5

GRAND TOTAL: 27

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.

]]> ~minty445325 Random junk ._. http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25662680/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25662680/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:06:15 PDT 2. Age: 13
3. Single or Taken: Single
4. Favourite Film: Too many ._.
5. Favourite Song or Album: Again, waay to many.
6. Favourite Band/Artist:...Must I answer?
7. Dirty or Clean: Sadly, dirty.
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Ears pierced and nose piercing.
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?: Nope
10. What's your philosophy on life?: Oh yeah, that's what you think.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?: Half full
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?: Yup
13. What is your favourite memory of us?: Probobly each of us drawing eachothers OCs
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?: <.< >.>...staying up alllll night.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I...I can't ride a bike.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?: Better artistic talents, better art supplies ( tablet, scanner, ect ), and...MONEY, LOTS OF MONEY.
17. Can we get together and make a cake?: If you came wayyyy over to Canada and find my house.
18. Which country is your spiritual home?: Umm...Paris?
19. What is your big weakness?: I'm Lazy...
20. Do you think I'm a good person?: Yup yup.
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?: Art and Drama
22. Describe your accent: Umm...Canadian?
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?: Probobly not.
24. What do you wear to sleep?: Nighty, or clothes.
25. Trousers or skirts?: Skirts...
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?: Alcohol, but I DON'T DO EITHER :D
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?: Anthing you want.
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?: I am arent' I?


Here's the blank.

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?


Anyways, still haven't found Missy. I also am now obsessed with the mental image as James Bond as a dad.

]]> ~minty445325 Devious Journal Entry http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25586616/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25586616/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:21:09 PDT [x] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 8 of 10

.+:WATER:+.
[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[x] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[] You are very generous.
Total: 7 of 10

.+:EARTH:+.
[] You are physically strong.
[] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[x] You rarely get depressed.
[] You aren't afraid of anything.
[] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5 of 10

.+:AIR:+.
[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[] You wish you could fly.
Total: 7 of 10

.+: DARKNESS:+.
[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[] You like to play tricks on people.
[x] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
[x] You don't talk much.
[] You are an atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[] Yo love to break the rules.
Total: 7 of 10

.+:LIGHT:+.
[] You are very polite.
[] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[] You believe everything you see or hear.
[] You are afraid of the dark.
[] You hate violence.
[x] You hope for world peace.
[x]You are generally a happy person.
[x] Everyone loves to be around you.
[x] You always follow the rules.
Total: 5 of 10


Well well well, it seems the world has another pyromaniac :iconfireplz:

]]> ~minty445325 Well that didn't go well http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25573228/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25573228/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:25:22 PDT
Next

My brother blurted out to my dad that I hate Jolly Lake and now my dad is royaly pissed at me. He think I'm avoiding him. :sarcasticclap: Brilliant Dad.


Amd here I go again



Dear Liz,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your a pervert. I think I realized it when last year at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're cowerdly enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about the incarnation as an eskimo.

in pain,
Kelsey

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/... ]]> ~minty445325 Gee, thanks Dad http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25436751/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25436751/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:51:02 PDT
Thanks alot Dad.

It's not a huuuge deal, but I still feel horrible now.
He called and my mom is at the new house, cleaning and stuff so that we can move in. I didn't go up to his place this weekend because well, I hate his place. It's dirty, cold, and hot at the same time. He lives in a fucking cabin, in the woods. I am more of a town or city person. But HE thinks the reason I didn't go up there is because " I don't want to see him ". I DO want to see him, just not there. I want to tell him the truth, but I'm scared he will get mad.

]]> ~minty445325 Devious Journal Entry http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25315574/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25315574/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:51:41 PDT If you answer, you'll have to do the same on your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 15 people. If you can't post thumbnails, post links.

14 spots left!


1. :iconrjdaae: [link] [link] [link]

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In other news, I'M MOVING! We bought a house and got posession today! My room is the whole top floor (plus), and has dimmer lights (plus) But it is very small in height (minus) so I can't move around alot. I'm thinking of making my room musical based, I'm gonna paint my room red and then put some details. I will get some pictures soon.

]]> ~minty445325 That's Fucked Up http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25095082/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25095082/ Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:46:40 PDT Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um ... no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend ... "
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass ...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.


An hour passes ...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.


2 months later ...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed ... the girl commits suicide by drug overdose ...

Girls, if this story touched you, use it in your journal as "That's Fucked Up"
Guys, if this story touched you, use it in your journal as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

Adopt one today!

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]]> ~minty445325 I'm average http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25041919/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/25041919/ Sat, 30 May 2009 22:47:06 PDT [ ] consumed alcohol.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. ( My brother at my dads, THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED )
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. (When I have friends over, we all share my bed,geez. )
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex.
[ ] had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family. ( Uhh, friends? Duh )
[ ] watched porn
[ ] bought porn.
[ ] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] taken painkillers.
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents. (Really, who has not?)
[x] lied to a friend. ( -_- Look above )
[ ] snuck out of the house.
[ ] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone. (By accident...)
[ ] wished someone to die.
[ ] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 7

[x] missed curfew. (Every night)
[ ] stayed out all night.
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
[ ] been to a therapist.
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair.
[ ] been in an accident.
[ ] been to a club.
[ ] been to a bar

TOTAL: 8

[ ] been to a wild party.
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[ ] had a spring break in Florida.
[ ] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands.
[x] wore t-shirts with band names. ( -_- )
[ ] listened to rap.
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 10

[ ] dressed gothic.
[x] dressed girly. (Sometimes...)
[ ] dressed punk.
[ ] dressed grunge.
[x] stole something. (On accident..when I was tiny)
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything.
[x] blacked out. ( THAT WAS SCARY )
[ ] fainted.
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 13

[ ] had a crush on a friend.
[ ] been to a concert.
[ ] dry-humped someone.
[ ] been called a slut.
[x] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in your car.
[x] broken a mirror.
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 15

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[ ] seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[ ] cruised the mall.
[ ] skipped school. ( I'm to chicken )
[x] had surgery. ( -_- So? )
[x] had an injury.
[ ] gone to court.
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] caught something on fire. ( Mini-fire :D )
[x] lied about your age. (....All the time <.< >.> )

TOTAL: 19

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence.
[ ] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[ ] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger.
[ ] hugged a stranger.
[ ] kissed a stranger.
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger.
[ ] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 21

[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight. ( 42 hours is my recored 8D )
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] been to a fair.
[ ] been called a bad influence.
[ ] drank and drove.
[ ] prank-called someone.
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[ ] cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 25


If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]




My computer is broken :noes: So I'm using my moms.
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead]

]]> ~minty445325 I'm aliiiive ( UPDATES EVERY DAY) http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/24841838/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/24841838/ Wed, 20 May 2009 10:17:39 PDT
1. Got lost in Kelowna for about half hour, and held back by traffic

2. Played a game on my mom's Blackberry till we were called in

3. Got a IV, and a nose oxygen thing, and a moniter for my heart rate that goes " Beep...Beep...Beep"

4. It seems like I blinked, and woke up and it was done.

5. Went to a differant room and slept till my mom came

6. Went to Wendy's and got a chocolate Frosty ( Yuuum )

7. Came back home and my mouth is STILL bleeding....I can taaste it.

So yeah, I have a crooked smile since it's still a bit frozen, and no school for me tomorrow :dance:


UPDATE 1!

Duuuuude, something completly freaky happened today.

Thanks to my mouth, I was feeling really really really sick and bad, so I went upstairs to take my pills, when I literally went BLIND for like 2 minutes...and I was going up stairs. So you would imagine I fell and spilt water. I was completly freaked out and scared shitless. I think I just can't be getting up and doing things, maybe that's why. Damn, my stomach is hurting again.

And get this, the stitches will DISOLVE. YES, DISOLVE, THAT IS COOL.

...

Anyways, I'm back and alive.

And I wanna try this...

-=-Outcast-=-
[ ] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name
[x] You were always picked last for kickball.
[x] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[ ] Your friends have blown you off before
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. ( I will be remembered as the creepy crazy girl SPREAD THE WORD )
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. (Oh HELL yes)
[ ] You have a large sexual background.
[ ] People don't find you friendly
[ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype
[x] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 5

-=-Party Girl/Boy-=-
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state...world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night. ( My dad's parties ROCK )
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal. ( Hell yes )
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance. (....I don't think my dancing is concidered ' dancing ' )
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.
Total = 2

-=-Scene Kid-=
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[x] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person..
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.
Total = 2

-=--=-Prep-=--=-
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You wont go near the Goths
[x] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish ( Naaaaaw )
[ ] People have called you pre... ]]> ~minty445325 WIsh me luck or I might die ._. http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/24828689/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/24828689/ Mon, 18 May 2009 18:57:59 PDT
I went canoing, fishing (stupid fish wouldn't stay on the hook ) , collected wood, AAAND I went to an abandoned mine! Collected a shiz load of jade and fools gold. 8D AND I FINISHED THE VAMPIRE ARMAND! Twas SUCH a good book! I mean, the beginning.....Amadeo...Marius....*nosebleeeeeeeeed*


...

Anyways, I GET SURGERY TOMORROW! Yup, my mouth is screwed up and I need surgery to get out two teeth buds, and pull down a tooth! I will be asleep and such, so it IS surgery. So you people better wish me luck or I might diiie. ._. I'm serious...

...


I may need some Zydrate.

]]> ~minty445325 Devious Journal Entry http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/24426856/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/24426856/ Sat, 25 Apr 2009 11:43:50 PDT 2) Have them answer the following questions or react to the situation.
3) Tag people or... something.

OCs chosen:

Lynn Nightsmaid
Victoria
Gizzelle Benn ( Even through I'm on the brink of calling her a Mary Sue now....)
Lynn (RP VERSION OF CRAZY )

1) Say the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word....jump?
Lynn Nightsmaid: Umm...where?
Victoria: I'd rather kick-flip.
Gizzelle: Why...
Lynn RP: *jumps up and lands on the roof*....Hai

2) Do you consider yourself girly?

Lynn Nightsmaid: I guess, I mean I wear dresses and corsets and stuff...
Victoria: No! I mean never, I am a TOTAL tomboy, or girl...I forget.
Gizzelle:......That IS what gender I am you realize
Lynn: Kiiiiiinda

3) Why do you think guys are attracted to you?

Lynn Nightsmaid: I really don't know, I'm not very special
Victoria: Cause I can take a hit and junk...
Gizzelle Benn: Because I force them to
Lynn: I don't need to, I already gots Kerik *huggles Kerik and sticks tounge out* Ask him


4) Alright, let's get off the boring questions and move on to some other things. Let's try a situation.... a man walks up to you and puts his arm around you, he pulls a few cheesy pick up lines and asks you to go get a drink with him...

Lynn Nightsmaid: I would say...Umm, Ok. He seems nice
Victoria: All depends on what kinda drink. I don't go for cheap guys.
Gizzelle Benn: Tell him to go to hell
Lynn: YES! CHEATIN' TIME! .....*ahem* Did I say that out loud? *looks innocent*

5) Do you think pink is a girl color?

Lynn: Well that is what most little girls wear so I would say yes.
Victoria:.......Yes
Gizzelle Benn: Yes, but I don't plan on wearing it
Lynn: Of COURSE! That IS what Kiran likes to wear....*shifty eyes* She likes it


6) What about ruling a country.....ever think you could do that?

Lynn Nightsmaid: I don't really think so, I don't think I could.
Victoria: Sure, I'll try
Gizzelle Benn: I'd rather kill every one
Lynn: OF COURSE! COME ALONG MY MINIONS!

7) There's rumors going around you have a secret crush.....is it true?

Lynn Nightsmaid: *laughs a bit* I guess you are getting the wrong impression about me and the Phantom. No, I don't love him, he's just a friend...he scares me somtimes
Victoria: Noo *shifty eyes* Fiine, I think Armand from thoes books is a total hottie OK?
Gizzelle Benn: *straight face* Sweeney Todd
Lynn: *points to Kerik* Him

8) Do you think women can do anything a man can do?

Lynn Nightsmaid: No not really, most women are a bit weaker...
Victoria: Hellz yes
Gizzelle Benn: They said that a women could never be a murder...
Lynn: *is fixing a car* Say what?

9) If you had an imaginary friend, what would you name him/her?

Lynn Nightsmaid: I guess somthing nice like Diane or somthing
Victoria: Spike *grins* Yeeah, that's cool
Gizzelle Benn:.......If I HAD to, then Killer
Lynn: Pfft, I already have one. Come along Bubbles *pulls imaginary friend by imaginary rope*

10) Look at the girls next to you in this tag...could you beat any one of them up?

Lynn Nightsmaid: Ummm, I would say....No
Victoria: I think I could beat up that Lynn Nightsmaid, maybe Lynn but Gizzelle......*shudders*
Gizzelle: *pulls out scissors* Bring it
Lynn: Oh YEAH?! *brings out bubble blower*

11) A little girl is lost and can't find her mother, so she comes to you for comfort

Lynn Nightsmaid: Oh dear, I would comfort her, hug her, and help her find her mother
Victoria: Police Department tiime!
Gizzelle Benn: Leave her
Lynn: ADOPTION TIIME!

12) Lastly, when the day is done and you're ready to go to sleep, what do you dream of?

Lynn Nightsmaid: Finding someone who loves me
Victoria: Umm, what I will do tomorrow?
Gizzelle Benn: I don't dream
Lynn: Keeeeriiiiiik

]]> ~minty445325 Devious Journal Entry http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/24224193/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/24224193/ Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:36:04 PDT READ THIS IF YOU CARE FOR THE INTERNET AT ALL!

Guess what? The Internet's price is going up.

And you know what else?

There will be restrictions on what sites you can go on. And no, they're not going to be little restrictions, either. The'll be huge. Huge as in you can't go to almost any site except the approximate 10 ones they supply you with, such as Wikipedia and Google.

This gets worse.

The restrictions are specifically this: You have to pay for the other sites you want to go on besides the ones you're supplied with. No, this isn't the $5 fee, either; let's talk about $29.99 per month. This also includes a Google search. Whatever sites you find and click on with the Google search engine will have to be payed for by you. And you know what that means?

You'll have to read books instead of a quick, easy click of a button or two.

But that's still not the worst part. You see, the Internet wants to demolish all creative activity; dA will be included into this, meaning you'll have to pay to even visit this site, let alone have an account here!

Come on, is this fair? Nope, but we don't have a voice.
Well, that's unless we protest.
I strongly suggest we do.

To all my watchers and everyone else, SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AROUND! We need our voices to be heard! Make your own journals spreading this news! Make videos and post them up on Youtube! GO! GO! GO! Spread this ANY WAY THAT YOU CAN!

]]> ~minty445325 RP characters http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23762073/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23762073/ Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:28:00 PDT
Age: 21

Race: Centuar

Gender: Female

Appearance: Long black hair, slightly curly, same as her tail. Bright green eyes, wide. Slim upper half, and slim horse half. Grey hair on her horse half, with specks of white around the rear, and hooves. Wears a deep blue halter top, no details. Black hooves.

History: She has been raised as a normal centuar. She was never as fast as the herd, but she was always trying to do her best. Eventually one day, she strayed away from the herd in search of something or someone who could truly be her friend.

Personality: She is quiet when you are introduced to her. Once you know her, she can cling to you for guidance and advice on anything. If she is ever in love, she will watch from afar until someone forces her to meet said person. Under stressful situations, she will try to help, but if things get too dangerous, she is quite a coward and runs away.

Weaknesses: Not very fast, as a normal horse. She is not very strong either. Normal bullets or wounds severe(sp) enough can kill her.

Weapon: Only thing she has for a weapon is her hooves, which she can kick people with.




Character Name: Aiko Sunama

Age: 18

Race: Human

Gender: Female

Apperance: Shoulder length, layered black hair, with parted bangs. Dull brown eyes. Slim body, and slightly shorter then other girls her age.

History: She was raised normaly, went to school like every other person, and so on. No deaths in the family besides one of her grandparents. Has no pets.

Personality: Is often quiet, and keeps to herself. When she wants to be, she can be quite sly and cunning. For instance, often, she will sneak out after hours and watch the night class, sketching a couple since she is a good artist.

Weakness/Flaws: As she goes to sleep, she will drool a bit ( :XD: ) . Has the same weaknesses as any human being. If she gets scared, she will not calm down for a while.

Weapons: N/A

Character Name: Eve Owelette

Age: 20

Race: Human

Gender: Female

Apperance: Deep brown hair, ringlets at the ends. Bright blue eyes, narrow. Average height, averege weight. Usually wears a pair of buckled boots, ([link] ) jeans, ( [link] ) and a corset blouse. ( [link] )

History: Eve grew up in ireland, which gave her a thick Irish accent. Both her parents divorced when she was 13. She lived with her Dad until she went off to college/got her own house.

Personality: Can be very rude. She has a very snappy additude, and is not afraid to stand up for herself. If she is in love, she will show her love in a sarcastic way at times, but she can be sweet.

Weakness/Flaws: Sometimes, she will not realize she is in love until later on. Same weaknesses as any human, but if it is only a scratch, she can ignore it. If she is shot in the arm/leg, she will continue fighting until she collapses or dies.

Weapons: Her fists, legs, and at odd times, a pocket knife.

Character Name: Pearl Finnara

Age: 18 ( Can vary in different RPs )

Race: Mermaid

Gender: Female

Appearance: [link]

History: Was traded by her mother from birth, so her mother could be with her human lover. She was sold off to a freak show, and has lived in a glass tank, performning ever since.

Personality: Is very happy, and bubbly ( No pun intended ) . She can be a little stupid at times, but when she thinks about something, she can be quite intelligent.

Weaknesses: She has learned to be afraid of getting attatched to someone, and if she cares about someone, she will make sure that their life is better then hers.

Weapon: None

Extra: A mermaids kiss will turn the person into a mermaid/merman. She cannot go on land, but she can breathe air. The only way she can get around is in the water.

]]> ~minty445325 Letter Meme/HELP CONTEST http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23629911/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23629911/ Sat, 14 Mar 2009 10:34:36 PDT
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when last year under the bus and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand Santa Clause dosen't exist. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Kelsey

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you... ]]> ~minty445325 >: D Stolen Quiz. MUAHAHHA! http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23571854/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23571854/ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:55:25 PST Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?
Kelsey
Definition: Kelseys are commonly athletic, ambitious and courageous. They can be creative but sometimes have a hard time focusing on one thing.
Usually, Kelseys have good figures, kissing abilities, and are generally liked unless they do something extremly out of character or are just plain bitchs.
They are loyal, helpful, yet sometimes forgeful. Kelseys get along with many people, are charming, have good looks, and can never be forgotten.
Kelsey's are good fighters and quick thinkers.

( I looked up Kelsey-Lee....but there was nothing XD )


2.) Your age?
13
Definiton: A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.


3.) One of your friends?
Makala
Defintion: noun.- a stupid bitch whos fucking annoying as hell and is always tryin to get with guy she cant have. shes an annoying bitch and a stupid slut!

( Wha??? Let's try that again! She is nothing like that! )

1) A hot whore who will fuck anyone but she is one walking STI (dont touch her)
2) Had sex when she was 3 years old
3)Drew kessler sucks
4) I would fuck her even though shes dirty.....so would you

(.........Moving On......)

Andi
Defintion: Short for the name Amanda.
Very crazy, sexy girl who often has a lot of guy friends.
Has many strange mental issues but is overall an amazingly fun person to be around.
WARNING: Don't Mess With an Andi or Her Friends Cause She'll Fuck You Up.

(........Almost right......ONE MORE FRIEND )

Tianna
Definiton: a bootylicious babe who likes to be with others, dont talk shit about her just because theres nothing to talk about, shes super cute and can make your day. shes the definition of happiness.

( WHY ARE MY FRIENDS ALWAYS DESCRIBED AS SEXY?!?!?! *sniff* At least I have good kissing skillz.....)




4.) What should you be doing?
Cleaning my room
Definition:
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

( Oh how I wish my closet had a door...)

5.) Favorite color?
Blue
Defintion:
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

(...Isn't that.....technical...)

6.) Birthplace?
North Coast ( I can't remember the name XD )
Definiton: The areas that are near a great lake in the Midwest/NE region. It is also sometimes referred to as the Mid East of America. This area is a sub-region of the Midwest. It is a very urban area. Major Cities on the North Coast include: Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, Milwaukee, and Buffalo(All Great Cities). Cleveland is sometimes referred to as the North Coast. Specifically, the North Coast is the area in the Midwest/NE that is within 60 miles of a Great Lake(small area, but much better than the rest of the Midwest). The North Coast doesnt like to be confused with the redneck, hillbilly, tornadic Midwest.

You have the East Coast, West Coast, Gulf Coast (Southern Coast), and the North Coast. Any area that isnt in any of these regions is full of rednecks and people who gave up on their dreams. The North Coast is much different from the rest of the Midwest.

(.....let's just say that's right...)


7.) Month of your birth?
February
Definiton: February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.

( Oh HELLZ YES! :dance: )

8.) Last person you talked to?
(offline) Mom
Definiton: The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your p... ]]> ~minty445325 *yawn* I need help http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23468097/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23468097/ Sun, 01 Mar 2009 10:57:21 PST
Every weekend, it is my nights to stay up REALLY late on the computer, and chat with PhantomofaVampire. But unfortunatly, I fall asleep at the computer around midnight last night. ( Sorry bout that Liz ^^; ) . And NO, I am not willing to not stay up late on the weekend. So, if you can help me out, please tell me of maybe a reminder alarm you can install on the computer or any tips. Thanks.

]]> ~minty445325 My current life song. http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23314210/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23314210/ Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:01:44 PST " I lose my way
But it's not to long before you point it out.
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes.
I'm forced to fake
A smile
A laugh
Everyday of my life
My heart can't possible break
When it wasen't even whole to start with"
-Because of you (c) Kelly Clarkson.

My dad's life is going downhill. His car has the windows jammed down, and no heat. It dosen't help that he lives where it is freezing. He has very little money, and very little food. He promises my mom money for us, and other things, but he never stays true to his promises. I know that it could be worse, but I don't want to think that it could. He hardly ever sees us and my brother is doing worse in school because of that. I act like I don't care, but I do. I really do. Kind words would help me out.

I just want my old dad back.

]]> ~minty445325 Rant ( Family Drama ) http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23197797/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23197797/ Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:18:50 PST :heart::heart:

Now...If you dont like family drama and hate, then DO NOT READ!!!

Ok, so my 9 year old brother, is a self centered, spoiled little, S.O.B! For his birthday, he got an IPOD TOUCH! A 9 YEAR OLD, HAS A IPOD TOUCH! What do I get? Speakers, even though I hate loud music, and a desk that takes up HALF MY ROOM! How did he get it? WHINEING WHINEING AND BEGGING! He spent the LAST of my mom's money on WHAT HE WANTED! She hardly had enough for CAT LITTER and MILK! I asked for a piano keyboard! A simple little gift for my birthday! But I coudn't get it because we were low on money! And I understood that, did my brother, NO! OF COURSE NOT! :fork::fork::fork: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!

I am sorry, I just needed to get it out there.

]]> ~minty445325 Happy V-day! http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23142609/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23142609/ Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:39:26 PST
Yes, I will be at my dads, possible bringing a friend along with me. Nope, no one special. Oh well, next year may be my year. Anyways, Happy Valentines Day! :heart: :heart: :heart:

And, I HAD a belt tail, that I thought was cool. Unfourtunatly, my brother took it from me since his " friends sister " wants it back. :< So no more tail for me. :(
I WANT IT BACK!!!!....I liked it...

]]> ~minty445325 Happy B-day to me! http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23011180/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/23011180/ Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:51:06 PST
YES! Today, on Febuary 4th, 2009, I, turned 13! ...Whooooooo....

Send happy birthday messages and such. *balloons and streamers fall from the celing*

.......And I am also now addicted to the CaramellDansen dance

]]> ~minty445325 Devious Journal Entry http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22920866/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22920866/ Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:20:17 PST I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (...)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. ( ;_; )
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.... ]]> ~minty445325 Twilight review http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22693932/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22693932/ Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:10:13 PST
Yes, I saw Twilight. And my suspisions were correct. IT SUCKED. First of all, too Mary Sueness in the movie. Also, I love to say it but, Bella is a bitch. She calls her father by his first name! She basically is a drone when people talk to her! And as soon as Edward comes in, she is a hypnotized drone!

Next, the subject of Edward. To me, he was not the best lookin guy in the world. He looked half asleep most of the time. Let's not mention that he WATCHED HER SLEEP FOR 7 MONTHS!!!! *cough*stalker*cough*

And now, for my favorite part. How he qualifies as a vampire. First of all, HE SPARKLES. No vampire in the right mind SPARKLES, let alone have a freaking SOUND EFFECT for it! AND, he drinks ANIMAL BLOOD! Ok, I do have to admit, Louis did drink rat blood for a while, but after a while, HE KILLED CLAUDIA! And if a vampire DID love someone, they would turn them right when they ask them to! Geez, to me when he said " Cant we just live a long happy life together " Sounded liek " Cant you just grow old, die, and have the knowledge that you are ugly and I am still a hot 17 year old? "

Now, there was ONE upside. I liked the big dramatic fight scene A BIT. Not all of it. I only liked the bloody parts. Because, what is a vampire movie without BLOOD?! And they got the whole " Turning a human into a vampire ' part WRONG! You dont just bite soemones wrist for a split second, and then they turn into a vampire!

All in all, it sucked.

]]> ~minty445325 My Life Soundtrack http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22477121/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22477121/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:23:23 PST :iconairafleeza:

Opening Credits:
Defying Gravity ( Wicked )
( Fun )

Waking Up:
Mamma Mia ( Mamma Mia! )
(Well, it's a good dance song ^^; )

First Day at School:
Concrete Angel ( Martina McBride )
(So sad, but is KINDA a little fits )

Falling In Love:
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again ( Emmy Rossum )
( Perhaps I meet him a funeral? Either that or he dies TT_TT )

Fight Song:
Rose Tint My World ( Rocky Horror Picture Show )
( Rose tint my world keeps me safe from all my trouble and pain! )

Breaking Up:
When Your Gone ( Avril Lavigne )
( O.O.....It makes soooo much sense! YAY!!! )

Prom:
No One Would Listen ( Gerard Butler )
( T_T I won't be going with anyone... )

Life:
The Phantom of the Opera ( The Phantom of the Opera 2004 movie )
( Freaking sweet! )

Mental Breakdown:
He Wasn't ( Avril Lavigne )
( Dude....this SO FITS!!! My ex gave me a breakdown! PERFECT! *sarcastic*)

Driving:
My Immortal ( Evenescence )
( Eh...I have a ghost in my car? O.O )

Flashback:
Picture to Burn ( Taylor Swift)
( I thought of all the times with my ex, so I kill him ^^ )

Getting Back Together:
Why Have You Brought Me Here ( Phantom of the Opera 2004 movie )
( >:) I stole him back )

Wedding:
Nobody's Home ( Avril Lavigne )
(......soooo, I was homeless before the wedding? O.o. )

Birth of a Child:
The Time Warp ( Rocky Horror Picture Show )
( Yay, we all dance after teh baby comes! :D )

Final Battle:
All I Ask Of You- Reprise (Gerard Butler )
( YOU WILL CURSE THE DAY YOU DID NOT DOOOOOOOO......ALL THAT THE MINTY ASKED OF.......YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Death Scene:
Traveling Soilder ( Dixie Chicks )
( Godammit this fits well )

Funeral Song:
Just a Dream ( Taylor Swift)
( This fits so well as well! :D )

End Credits:
The Cunt Song ( South Park )
( Might as well end it with a laugh )

]]> ~minty445325 Happy freaking new years! http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22321261/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22321261/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:29:56 PST
]]> ~minty445325 WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22166215/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/22166215/ Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:36:44 PST

Yes! I am TOTALLY excited, I got to open HALF my presents today! WWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!! All because I go to my dad's today. I got slippers, makup, and Animal Crossing: City Folk! WWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ahem* Sorry. I need to get my code and stuff, then I will post it. But anyways...

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~minty445325 It's somthing unpredictable...... http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/20982803/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/20982803/ Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:03:45 PDT I hope you had the time of your life.


He had a tendon injury. He was parilized. They had to put him down. He wouldent of had a life.

We found him 8 years ago on a abandon bus. He was a white and orange tabby. You called him once, he stayed with you for a hour. He was alway's purring. He was so full of life and it was all taken away from him in a second.


He will always be my Super Star. :tombstone:

]]> ~minty445325 Hang in there Star, you will make it http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/20971523/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/20971523/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:48:59 PDT

This morning, I was at my dad's and I got a message from my mom that my cat Star was hit by a car. I was worried sick until she said that he only had a broken shoulder and a missing tooth. I was glad until I heard that he had died. I cried my soul out and when I got home, I find out that he is still alive. But he may not make it. He is having trouble breathing. Please, any support or kind words would help. Hang in there Star :(

]]> ~minty445325 R.I.P......... http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/18670913/ http://minty445325.deviantart.com/journal/18670913/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:07:21 PDT

R.I.P Jude......:'(

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