HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. I SMELL LIKE RAT PEE. AND I LOOK LIKE A RHINO, BUT EVERYBODY LOVES ME.

Ok, serious business. This is where people act OLD and MATURE.

Did I scare you away yet?

So, I got jumped with a party yesterday, and I finally met my 10-month-old-cousin. Then I got ambushed and had to show off my bookmarks to everyone and then I got 12 orders. @w@ I'm going to be busy over break. OHYAH. I'm on break. Awesome. AND I GOT A SEWING MACHINE AND ACCESS TO A LAMINATION MACHINE!! Mufufu.

I guess you can say I'm a bit hyper. My phone started going off at 6 this morning and it woke me up and now I'm at the point where I'm so tired, I'm hyper. And so you have to suffer through it. Mwahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha. Ok, let's have fun.

I've got most of the things I owe people done, but if I haven't gotten to you yet then sit tight. I got some good things in store for you. But, I'll probably be AFK for a while because I am BIHZAH but I will always make time to talk to you, love.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
And what am I doing?
Two words.
ROLLER. DISCO.
Yeah, that's hot.

I RETURN. AND I AM HAPPY AGAIN. Attacked my messages, but happy. and I can actually get some work done now. OTL

Orite. And that means commissions= open again. ;D



So. Yeah. Now I don't have any internet at all. Just stealing someone else's computer for the minute. So, I'm going on a bit of a forced hiatus for I don't know how long. D|


So, I come home the other day to find out that we don't have internet working on our computers. Yeah, fun. I know. Luckily, I'm able to steal internet from someone else. BUT, that kinda sorta means that anything I draw/scan on my actual computer, though capable of making it to the computer, cannot make it anywhere else. Right now, I'm stuck on a stupid laptop that can't do anything artistic. AT ALL. I don't know if any of you have been desperate enough to try and draw with a touch pad, but here's a hint: IT SUCKS.

So, I'll have to dig up a flash drive from somewhere so that I can post some stuff. My dad says that we'll get internet back sometime this week, but he says a lot of things. But I have some pretty pictures to show you geiz, including a tutorial that I did for a friend that is full of cute and Ny. XD

So, that's pretty much what's going on. I'm still doing commissions. (More info here: [link] ) Money coming in would be great. Really. But, if you can't buy anything, I understand. But I would love you forever if you could help spread the word.

Other than that, I have school off until tuesday. I'll be running around and gobbling. And this never ceases to amaze me, but my english teacher forced a room full of 18 year olds to make hand turkeys. Good times. |D Yeah, I'll shut up now.

Eva, OUT.

Some of you know that I have been suffering from a severe art block. And, some of you know that I have to make that go away soon or else I'll get my ass kicked by people I owe pictures to. *coughellyecough* Sooo...... I'm opening free sketches to try and sketch the block out.

I'm not going to limit the number, so ask away.

SKETCHES:
done.

TO DO LIST:

Ellye Avs
Poppy
Mirreh + PC
Kat
TT Halloween
Cherry + Yuri
Zale

Today, I proposed to Yomi.

She said yes and accepted the proposal potato. X3 Then we got married on the spot, but we kicked out the priest because she was arguing with me.

I LOVE YOU YOMI!!!!!!

I'll love you forever until you piss me off and I divorce you!!!

Eels up inside ya, findin' an entrance where they can. Eels up inside ya, findin' an entrance where they can. Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!

It seems that I have fallen in love with the Mighty Boosh. Especially Naboo. He is by far my favorite. Oh, you silly shaman. |3

I blame and her obsession with quoting the Crack Fox.

Today really, really, really, really sucks. Enough said.

And I just realized I'm really close to my kiriban. Hmm. 8,500 is the magic number. Kiriban caught.

Alright. So. I think someone thinks I have a long distance relationship with him. And... I have no idea where he got that from, but he's being all cuddly and huggy and lovey dovey over IM.

He's saying stuff such as:
"*lights candles and turns off light*"
"*falls asleep laying with her wrapped in blanket*"
There is also excessive huggling.

Ricky, I love you to death, but you're creeping me out, hun. D|

Well....... Fuck. :/

So, I'm adopting another pet on Neo. So, I'm opening trades shortly to get some art for my app. I only need about 3 or 4. But, I guess I'll do as many as I can. This one is a Maraquan Draik, so I wanna put my best foot forward.

ref: [link]

Alright, so I went and got some things taken care of the other day and now I'm just in the waiting period of getting a paypal. It's supposed to only be 7-10 days or something, and then I'll post the prices and stuff.

I also found out the other day that I won't need the money for schooling, though. I'm going to be able to get $200 worth of classes for free. But, I still wanna do this because I'm still psyched, and it never hurts to put more money in the bank. Especially when you're not working and almost out of school.

On another note, Kiriban is still 8.5k.
8,500 is the magic number.

[EDIT]
I am in need of money. Enough said. So, I'm working on getting a paypal so that I can do commissions. So, save up your money and I'll figure out prices and stuff. BUT, if I know you in real life, then you don't have to wait. |D *hinthintnudgenudge*

But, as a direct result, that pretty much means that almost all requests are closing until further notice, and probably a lot of the trades too. Sorry~
[/EDIT]

Well, that went a lot faster than I thought it would. Kiriban 8k has been caught, but I think I cut it a bit close. So, I'm moving another one up to 8.5k. Just because I can. XD

Drawing that took me near 8 hours, spread out across 4 days:
Comments- 30
Favorites- 9
Views- 47
Been up for: 8 Days

Drawing that took me all of half an hour, doodled during class on notebook paper and crappily colored when I got home:
Comments- 43
Favorites- 8
Views- 54
Been up for: 1 Day

Just saying....

Alright, so maybe I was being a drama queen the other day. I felt like venting.

So, I ended up being able to stay at school and do archery instead of going golfing with those four boys I was talking about. And then we had an ice cream party in my Japanese class. So, all in all, today wasn't all that bad.

Still got a cough and my throat is scratchy, but that's easily fixed.

Just felt like updating~

Tomorrow is going to suck balls. I have to go driving/golfing with three guys I don't know/ have hated since first grade. And I know that at least one of them still vehemently dislikes me, judging from how he acted when I rode in the car with him last time. |D I'd rather stay at school and do archery. At least that's something I can do, and I wouldn't have to fail in front of strangers. D,| CURSE YOU, SAM!!!! COME BACK FROM DC ALREADY!!! DX

I've been having a pretty shitty week, and I've been kinda a blur of mixed emotions (not, it's not that time of the month. SHUT IT. ). I'm coming down with a pretty bad cold and it's been kicking my ass, but I'm thinking that it's starting to ease up a bit. Though, I've had a sneeze stuck in my nose for the past two hours or so. *sniffle*

I'm coming to the realization that it's not very likely that I'm going to pass my math class, since I'm struggling with the review we've been doing. And, of course I can tell my dad that I don't get the work and he'll just say I'm not trying hard enough. Or, "Not applying myself." Yeah, I've fucking tried that. THANKS.

Then I feel like my art teacher is only paying attention to me because I'm good at art. She seemed to be ignoring me until I turned something in... which is great. I mean, it's nice to be noticed, but I don't really think it's very fair. Maybe I'm over thinking it, I don't know.

I joined Gaia again the other day, and I'm already thinking of quitting. I have no idea why I rejoined. I hate that site.

But, at least I've finally gotten something off my chest, even if I was forced to do it. Which is really nice, but embarrassing. And she gave me all this advice that's so completely 'duh' but I know I would never be able to follow... I'm going to die alone. D|

But that five minutes I got to spend with you made my entire week worth it, even if it was just a joke to you.

My friend is so mean! He got me addicted to an MMO and then left. And now I want someone to play with. D,|

Anyone wanna play with me? 8D I'd love you forever~ I have a level 23 wizard, level 17 warrior, and an empty slot if someone wants to start from the beginning with me.

So, I just finished helping my dad with the first catering for his new business thing he's doing on the side with her girlfriend. Only, for this one, they were doing desserts. So now we have tons of fruit and chocolate left over and it's sweetness overload. XD

But, the catering went well. The bride was very happy with how everything turned out, and the presentation and timing was great. But now my dad wants me to help him make a website and draw him a logo. Ohboy. This is going to be fun. XD

Oh, and I don't think I've told anybody this, but DA is being reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyy slow on my computer for some reason, so I'll probably be a bit inactive for a while until it magically fixes itself. :]

And on the bad side of things, my cat is missing and I am depressed. D|

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1) I'm only doing this meme to change out my journal. |D
2) I like to rant. A lot.
3) I'm a certified hypocrite.
4) I'm... drinking a Sprite right now?
5) I am having trouble thinking of things about myself.
6) I tend to have weird dreams.
7) Last night, I had a dream about Captain Saturn.
8) I have no idea who Captain Saturn is.

I tag NOBODY. GOOD DAY, SIR.

Alright, let's start with a simple question. How completely idiotic and self centered do you have to be to get upset and complain when someone refuses to spend their free time drawing a picture for you completely for free?! I mean, seriously. Am I the only person who this seems idiotic to? I only have x amount of free time in the first place and I'm nice enough to draw stuff and code stuff for people without charging them a cent. Seeing this, I support artists raping them for every last penny they've got. God knows they deserve it.

I told this person I didn't want to argue, I told them they were being immature, I told them that I didn't have the time, and they still had the nerve to bitch about it to me, and continue to argue even after I told them the discussion was over. Yeah, you say you're being mature, but I find that hard to believe when you're bitching and moaning about me not giving you something for free and then continue the argument when I tell you my decision is final. I know this person will probably never read this, but it needs to be said. Don't even try this with me, I will rip your fucking head off.

Actually, I take that back. Bitch all you want at me. It makes me all warm and giggly inside. I know I should get really upset about things like this, but I can't help but smile. It's just another reminded that this world is filled with so many self centered, ignorant people. And I'm sorry for being the bad guy for not bending to your every will. Just remember that if you think you're going to accomplish something by complaining, you're not. That just makes me never want to talk to you ever again and next time you talk to me, I'll say no just to watch you squirm. ^^

Which, while I'm still in a ranting mood, I want to point out another thing that irks me. Why do people think that because I accept a friend request and maybe exchange a couple sentences, that I'm instantly their best buddy? Is that really the way it works? Sorry if I missed the memo or something. If you're my friend, you'll know it. So, don't even try to guilt-trip me with "I thought you were my friend" when I don't even know you, ok? Thank you very much.

Alright, report card successfully hidden, Dad doesn't suspect a thing. I guess that means my computer time is safe. For now.

Ha, someone left a DS lite at my uncle's restaurant and didn't pick it up for about 3 months so they said I could have it. I just gotta find a charger cable and a stylus, then I'll be in business. I even got a free Disney Princess game to go with it. XD Should I feel bad?

I'm at risk of losing my internet. Again. If I disappear for a long time, that's why.

Yeah, I haven't updated anything in a while. Alright, let's see.....

It is really fucking hot right now. I know that /my/ kind of hot is a lot colder than a lot of /your/ kinds of hot, but I live in Washington so nyeh. And on top of that, I insist on wearing a black trench coat. My teacher asked me if I was in a gang, and I told him no, that was just how I rolled. I'm a geek.

School isn't rolling up until the 23rd and I am desperately trying to save a couple of my grades. And then that damn counselor won't get off my back. T_T

I only have a couple more trades to finish up that are giving me a bit of trouble/ I'm too lazy to do right now. If you're included in that, then just hold tight. I'll get it done soon. But, school comes first.

I am so happy that I finally got MSP back on my computer. Yes, I somehow deleted Paint. Don't ask how, I just did. Well, I got it to work again, and now I am basking in my two-bit pixelated glory.

My ears are even more fucked up than before and I can hardly hear anything, so I'm trying to lay off the headphones to see if that helps any. I'm going through a bit of music withdrawal. o_e And then I'm sunburned everywhere and I'm starting to peel!! I really need to get out in the sun more.... OTL

Uhhhh....... other than that, I guess there's not a whole bunch. Comics will be picking up a lot more during the summer (hopefully) and I will very possibly be starting another one (or two) in the near future. Keep your eyes peeled for that. Other than that, I don't think there's much else. So.... nyeh.

I love how you can take anything and put 'Neo' in front of it, and suddenly it's related to Neopets.

Alright, I'm a dork. But, I've opened up art requests on Neo. But, only 10 slots for requests, 10 for trades. Sorry it's not just art in general, I just really feel like drawing other people's OC's and if I open it up here, I'd get tons of people wanting me to draw their OTP's.

So, check it out.
[link]

Did ja miss me? Alright, so, I just got back from Sakura Con that took place in Seattle, Wa. April 10th-12th. Really, I'm not all that into anime and manga anymore, but the con is still really really fun.

So, those of you who are not familiar with cons, basically it's three days of completely submersing yourself in asian culture (mainly anime and manga). Lots of people dress up as their favorite characters from a series and walk around. Really, it's pretty enjoyable if you can get past all the massive hordes of weeaboos, poorly done crossplayers, otaku funk, and fat chicks in spandex.

I didn't get a chance to cosplay this year, due to putting off making it for too long, but it was really fun to see everyone else in costume. Just, don't ask me how many cheesy Naruto cosplays I saw. There were waaaay too many to count. But, I saw an awesome No Face, an army of Disti (I've decided this is plural for Dist ), Sgt. Frog soldiers, and many, many other characters that I had no idea who they were.

My favorite part of the con had to be The Slant's concert. Sure, Hangry and Angry were the showcased band, but I wasn't too interested in seeing them. The Slants, as some of you know, is one of my favorite bands. And, best yet, I got to hi-five the lead singer's hand. That just made my entire weekend worth while. |D

Though, I was kinda distracted through half of the con due to some family matters. That... really sucked, but I'm not going to talk about it here. Uhm, I watched a lot of AMV's, and anime. I am such a dork. I watched a couple episodes of two series that I really liked: Air Gear and Princess Resurrection.

Air Gear was... cliche at best. But, I really really liked it because it reminded me of JSRF, one of my favorite games. |3;;
Princess Resurrection, I really didn't like the book, and the anime was following the manga pretty closely, but I fell in love with it once Hime quoted something from H.P. Lovecraft. |D Is that not the dorkiest thing you have ever heard?

Ok, I really don't know where I'm going with this, but it was fun and I enjoyed my stay, and I'll have pictures up sometime soon. Hope you don't mind me rambling.

Ok, just want something new up here. So, uhm, I'm just getting out of an artist block, and I have a bunch of crap pictures from trying to get out of it. So, if I owe you something, I'm working on it. I'm trying to get stuff done and my dad keeps on turning off the internet which always seems to fuck up my computer. =3=

So, yeah. Working on it. Also, Reaper has finally been updated. And it's finally in chapter 2!! Yay! That makes me happy. XD

And I can't stop listening to I'm Too Sexy. |D;;

-Edit-
I had a really shitty week this week and an even shittier week before that. But, that's ok, because I got Zan~! Thanks again to everyone who drew pictures and supported me and everything~! It wasn't in vain! Anyway, that's about the only good news I can put here right now, so I'll shut up.
-/Edit-

I want to thank all of you who drew a picture of Zan for me for my application. I was really surprised by the turnout. It makes me all happy inside to think about it~! Anyway, the application has been submitted, and I'm really hoping that I get the pet. But, the application couldn't have been made without your guy's support. I love you all~ <3

And, if I haven't completed my side of the art trade yet, then I promise to get that to you soon. 'Til then, Ja~

P.S. Wow... I'm extremely happy today... that's new. XD;;

Anyone up for an art trade? You see, I've decided to apply for a pet on Neo, but I need some artwork. I would be really, really appreciative if you guys would draw her for me. And, of course, I'll draw something for you in return. But, I'm going to need them before the 27th (that's the deadline for the application). If that is too short of notice, I understand. Thank you~! I love you guys!

Ref: [link]
Personality: She's a bit rough around the edges, rude, and she will do anything for money. She's a con artist/thief/street dancer.