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Almost one year, since I have updated this DA account, and the bloody amount of other peoples deviations I had to look at in order to clear my inbox!!! Jesus!

But I'm over that now and here I am.

Christ, I can't believe how long it's been! So much has happened snce I last logged on and had a good ol' go on the da;

examples: losing a boyfriend, losing weight, doing several GCSEs, seeing more theatre, starting more theatre groups, assisting in plays, BEING in plays, getting mugged, getting Christ-knows how many haircuts, having flings, having fights, starting and stopping smoking, falling in love, partying, crying, laughing, smiling, dreaming...

(The list goes on, alright?)

And the one thing IS, I haven't actually done ANY art.

None. At all. Zilch. Nil. Zip. Nowt.

But I wanna change that! I do! Now I'm leaving school and will have LOADS of free time before college commences, I wanna do more, and much better stuff than that I used to. (So I'm gonna delete most of the dog todd on here.)

So yeah... We meet again DA!

And how have your lovelyselves been without me?

Steph.

[link] <- Clubs 'n' stuff...

xx

]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/9639004/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/9639004/ Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:44:25 PDT Listening to: Touch and Go- Would you?
Movie last watched- Ali G indahouse <3
Recent funny quote- "Is that woman devouring that baby?"

Well, well, well, this is my first journal in the new age of v5. How bloody confusing is THIS?! But, it looks much swankier. Nice one DA.

Right, right, right- not much going on right now for me. The holidays are mainly consisting of me sitting here like the potato I am. Oh well, no biggie. Erm, I doubt many of you are going to read this as your all on your holidays (luckyarseholes). But fear not, I'm off to Edinburgh on the 25th (come back on the 1st). Should be fun!

As for art, I am working my ass off on a picture I'm *very* pleased with. It's CERTAINLY not like my others I can guarentee you that. I just hope the painting doesn't screw up because this is an achievement for me. It totally pwns the crapola in my gallery completely...Well, I think it does anyway.

Hmmm, keep watching and it might be up very soon....

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[link] <- Clubs and stuff. ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/8669265/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/8669265/ Thu, 04 May 2006 06:47:28 PDT Currently listening to: Oingo boingo- Insanity

Movie last watched: Cable guy

Current Quote of whenever-

"You're drunk!"
"You're sexy!" -Brian and Stewie on family guy *luffluffluff*

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So yeah! Aloha! How is me, I bet you're all wondering. I know you love me that much! Don't lie! So yeah, exams are speeding at me like a bullet train and i'm all over the place with revision! ohmanohmanohman! panicpanicpanic!

Apart from that I'm rather good and very myspaceable- [link] Woo! Yes.. I am that gorgeous! Add me, love me and we shall live in harmony! Wasp season is here so I'm all around the house like some sort of wasp slayer. I hate those buggers! >_>

I was tagged by , I think i've done this before but i know you all crave info about me, go on... admit it!

The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly.
In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names.

6 weird habits/things about myself:

1.I have the biggest weakness for marmite, I could freaking live off that stuff!!
2. Whenever I kill a nasty insect, i have the biggest urge to burn its body...
3. ...sometimes I actually *do* burn them.
4. I'm tempted to start wearing a skirt to school now it's getting hotter, but my legs are as white as bottles of milk.
5.I hate my mobile and am considering buying a new one.
6. I am about to make an oingo boingo CD

I don't wish to tag anyone in particular, but if you wish to steal this... go right ahead!!

Much love

Steph xxxxx

- [link] ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/8270942/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/8270942/ Sat, 08 Apr 2006 09:25:07 PDT Listening to: The Vogues- Turn around, look at me

Movie last watched: The mask

Quote of the day: "She must have done something really bad in her past life to look that ugly!"- Jaymi. Oho! You're such a bitch at times, but it's so TRUE!

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Aloha! Long time no... journal eh? Things are okay, not brilliant, but okay I guess. Has got me into clothes shopping! Crack open the champers! The dark days are gone! She pursuaded me to get 3 tops and a summer dress. (Me! in a dress! What's the world coming too?!)
Anyhoward, school's been as the usual. Mr Smith is still an asshat, Miss Cresswell is still a brainless whor-
Okay what else? Erm, I gotta perform the opening scene of our Sweeny Todd piece on Wednesday at expressive arts evening... To be frank i'm shitting bricks! Totally terrified! But I always get nervous. So there ya go!

And spring is here x) I love it! The sun is shining, the nights are getting longer and It wont be long before the ice-cream comes to my freezer
I forgot to add, I've entered a writing competition in The Sun, (embarrasing, but why pass up the opportunity?) hopefully there may be some luck for me.

I think that's all my duckies, finish your drink, tip your waitress, and I'll see you next time!

xStephx

Meaning of life- [link]

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Edit!

Woo yay! it's the holidays! And I hit 3K! Thanks everybody! A picture to celebrate will be on shortly! ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7924905/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7924905/ Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:37:47 PST Listening to: Sean Cullen- James Bond themes
Movie last watched: Cable guy
Quote of the day: "My future has DIED! I'll be at burger king! or scrubbing toilets! Or... washing old people..." -me, panicking over coursework.

What a dope holiday! My god, it's been so fun! Apart from sitting at the computer and painting and drinking tea, i've had a great time with friends

For example, i met Sarahs () boyfriend from Switzerland, Alexei
() he's so fricking tall! I hate being a midget oh well, could be worse... i could be a borrower like Jaymi...

Anyway, it was so fun! me, , , and were in HMV and were just speaking with Alan Rickman voices and pointing out all the movies he should be in! (my little pony, ET, lady and the tramp and so on and whatnot) You'll find it less funny if you weren't there.

I have 2,500 hits! and only 14 devitations! 11 of which are good. I'm thinking about becoming subscribed, i have some HEElarious GIFs i wanna put in my journal.

XStephX

p.s drunken tetris is fun, try it.
p.p.s there's a clown behind the curtain.
p.p.p.s YOU, yes, you can have an Alan Rickman christmas!
P.p.p.p.s i have something in my eye, i think it's a telephone. ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7862647/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7862647/ Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:25:55 PST Listening to: Sweet Transvestite By Dr Frank 'n' Furter ~<3
Movie last watched: Drop Dead Fred
Quote of the day: "CALL A FRICKING AMBULANCE!"-me

Holidays! At last! Would be fantastic if we didn't have all this revision and coursework to do! But the school should have accidentally-on-purpose burned down by the time we return... *happily pats lighter*

Anyhoward, lookit us! It's the gang! Drawn by wonderful ~Arbeeroro

>> [link] <<

I'm in LOVE with that picture! Har, i haves no acne on it! Life is good! Thank you Bee! I will also be attempting a pic of the gang!

In other news, you've probably seen that my gallery is dissapearing, i'm getting rid of the crap and putting some *decent* stuff in. Booyah.

Steph

[link] ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7668063/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7668063/ Tue, 07 Feb 2006 13:58:49 PST

1. Full Name: Stephanie Irene Oakley
2. Nicknames: Steph, Stephie, Stufferella, shithead
3. Birthday: 18th November 1990
4. Place of Birth: Wordsley hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Grade: I'm *Year* 10 in England ^^
8. School: K'ford.
9. Occupation: Stand upo comedian... i wish, beeotch!
10. Residence: Under your bed
11. Screen Name: Miss-monkeybone

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Brown
13. Hair Length: Just over shoulder length, but i slouch
14. Eye color: blue/grey/green. I've never known
15. Best Feature: My gerbil laugh
16. Height: 160cm
Brace?: Yep!
18. Glasses?: Yes, but i wear contacts during school
19. Piercing: My ears
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: right handed. Want to be ambidextrous. I'm training myself actually. ^_^

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Laura Stanley, i think
23. First Award: A swimming one i think
24. First Sport You Joined: Swimming, and life guard had to dive in after me
25. First pet: An alchoholic ferret. I'm serious.
26. First Real Vacation: Devon, i was ill the whole week
27. First Concert: Summer XS two years ago
28. First Love: Josh Bellamy, that bastard...

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Anything Jim Carrey.
30. TV Show: The young ones.
31. Colors: Green
32. Rapper: Erm, goldie lookin' chain make me laugh...
33. Band: erm, don't have any. I'm flexible really.
34. Song Right Now: Oingo Boingo- insanity ~<3
35. Friend: Jaymi, Hollie, Rosie ad Sarah. They pwn.
36. Candy: ALL OF IT!
37. Sport to Play: Internet surfing *budum tsssh*
38. Restaurant: None really
39. Favorite brand to wear: Brand? I don't have a favourite, i'm flexible. It doesn't really matter what you wear as long as you're comfortable really.
40. Store: Forbidden Planet. ~<3
41. School Subject: Drama and English.
42. Animal: Owls, Wolves, Pugs, Spiders....all animals are good.
43. Books:The lemony snicket series.
4. Magazine: Cosmopolitan.
45. Shoes: DR MARTENS BOOTS! xD *young ones joke*

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Not bad, no homework or coursework tonight... i don't think O.o
47. Single or Taken?: Single. And hating it.
48. Have a crush: Yes, all of which will never happen.
49. Eating: Nothing, just had a box of rasins.
50. Drinking: Nothing. Fancy some tea though.
51. Typing: This.
52. Online?: Yeah.
53. Listening To: The computer whirring.
54. Thinking About: The good times in the Tom Sawyer production...
55. Wanting To: Scratch my back, but i'm typing this.
56. Watching: The computer, n00b.
57. Wearing: Black lingere, what are you wearing baby...? xD

__________Future__________

58. Want Kids?: Ew, no. They're diseased.
59. Want to be Married?: Dunno. I repel everything.
61. Where do you want to live: In the attic, selling pirate DVDS for a living.
62. Car: Classic mini! NOW!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex (only opposite?...)___

63. Hair color: Dark, i've never had a relationship with a blonde.
64. Hair length: Not emo hair! GOD NO! Appearance doesn't count, personality does.
65. Eye color: I don't get on with dark eyed guys, seriously, it's really odd...
66. Measurements: SATISFACTORY! There, i said it!
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Yes. I want them to have both of these things...
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both and a little bit more *is a slut*
70. Short or Tall: taller, i don't date hobbits...
71. Easygoing or serious: Both.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Either. S'all about personality,remember?
74. Sensitive or Loud: Both, but not to the poing where He/she cries at the most stupidest things.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Depends who it is.
76. Sweet or Caring: Both.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Heistant folk are normally boring and trouble makers are usually chavs. Give me a guy who's funny and I'll be happy.

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Nope.
~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7518254/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7518254/ Thu, 05 Jan 2006 14:26:43 PST ! *acts offended*

1. What color are your kitchen plates?: Yellow and white. Very Cutesy.
2. What book are you reading now?: none. Got too many to choose! Eek!
3. What is on your mouse pad?: Pictures of pebbles
4. Favorite board game?: Cluedo is fun. Scrabble is fun too. Between those 2.
5. Least favorite smells?: Vomit, boiled vegetables, old people.
6. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?: "better turn that ****ing alarm off!"
7. Favorite color: Red
8. Least favorite color: Grey
9. How many rings until you answer the phone?: I don't count the rings.
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: I like the name Pandora <3
11. Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla
12. Do you like to drive fast?: Can't drive yet.
13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animals?:Two, whom i've had since infancy
14. Do you like thunderstorms?: Yes, they're pretty.
15. What was your first car?: Can't drive. But i want a vintage mini. Or the popemobile.
16. What is your sign?: Scorpio
17. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?: NOOOO! *barf*
18. If you could have any job what would it be?: Author
19. If you could have any colour hair what would it be?: I'm happy with my own hair colour.
20. Is the glass half full or half empty?: Half full.
21. What is your favorite movie?: Anything with Jim Carrey. But my fave Jim Carrey film has to be Liar Liar.
22. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?: YER WAH?
23. What’s under your bed?: A tribe of dwarf hippies!!
24. What is your favorite number?: 23
25. Favorite sports to watch?: Does Takeshi's castle count?
26. Your single biggest intense pain?: Having contact lenses inserted by a complete stranger. It was emotionally and physically horrible.
27. Person most likely to respond?: *weilds knife* everyone.
28. Person you sent this to who is least likely to respond?: People who hate me. Or are too cool 4 school!
29. Ketchup or mustard?: never tried neither and don't want to.
31. Hamburger or hot dog?: Hamburger but with NO toppings!
32. Favorite season?: Summer
33. The best place you have ever been?: Whitby
34. What is your screen saver?: Don't have one *is boring*
35. What is your favorite fast food place?: Well, i like Franky and Bennies, but you said fast food so, Burger king. *is still boring*
36. What is your favorite breed of Dog?: PUG!!!!!!!
37. Your nicknames?: Steph, Spef, Stephy (which my mum calls me *blush*) and shithead.
38. Have you ever been kissed by the opposite gender?: Yes, And i wasted it on that arsehole.
39. What annoys you the most?: Spoilt Children, chavs, my sister, Mr Smith (DIE FATTY BOY!)
40. What’s your crushes name?: I have too many crushes, and my fingers are tired. *cryemo*
41. What’s your best friend’s name?: Jaymi, Hollie, Sarah and Rosie. I don't pick favourites.
42. Which celebrity annoys you the most?: Paris Hilton. (DIE!!!)
43. What type of music do you dislike the most?: Rap. End of story.
45. What is currently on your wrist?: My rubber duck watch.
46. Okay, If you and one other person could be alone on the entire planet, who would you choose?: Jim Carrey.
47. Who would you make out with right now?: Many people. Not at the same time! you pervy! but there are too many options!

..:: Now add a question to this quiz, and the 5 people you tag have to answer that question and add one of their own ::..

48. What did you last eat?: Carrot sticks (effing diet food!)
49. what is your full name?: Stephanie Irene Oakley *crycry*
50. What are you listening to?: 'mmm mmm mmm mmm' By weird Al Yankovic
51. What's your favourite shoe make?: DR MARTENS!
52.Your favourite item of clothing?: My pink shirt. Or cuddly 'jamas. Dunno.
53. If you could be anyone for one day, who would you be? and what would you do?: J.K Rowling. I'd read all her draphts and then change all the plot lines to my liking.


I tag- http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7458169/ Fri, 30 Dec 2005 15:39:47 PST
Where'd it all go?! back to school before long! I hate school. Got so much much courswork do *burys self in it*. I just don't have the motivation! *sympathy plz* XD

And dieting doesn't help either. Yes, i *AM* officialy dieting now *mutter grumble* I don't want to. But there are certain times- I.E, when you have to CUT yourself out of a pair of tights (yes, that happened to me)- that prove you are growing outwards, not upwards and that's a big no-no. So, chocolate is gone and water is on! yay. go me.

I have also decided to clean out my gallery and scraps. They're all just... scrap boxes really filled with... y'know... scrap. ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7361017/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7361017/ Fri, 23 Dec 2005 11:03:54 PST
On the other hand, late nights, heavy indulging and much sleep for me! yay!

I must take this chance to wish you all a Merry Christmas!

XStEpHx

OMG! i've been tagged by both and , so here goes-

10 people/things you like (no special order) :
1: Jim Carrey
2: Lemony Snicket books
3: Harry Potter books
4: Rik Mayall
5: DeviantArt
6: My friends
7: My novels
8: My characters
9: sleeping
10: making people laugh (It's a talent babe!)

5 things that make you happy (no special order) :
1. Making people laugh
2. Bitching about my teachers
3. Course-work free Weekends
4. comfy clothes
5. Being in love (it hasn't been in a long while though)

10 things that you hate/dislike (no special order):
1. Emos
2. Chavs
3. People who molest the beautiful english language D:
4. My sister
5. My father
6. When my mum is ill
7. Saffora
8. Maths
9. small, irritating toddlers
10. anybody vomiting near me

3 facts about your name
1. My full name is Stephanie Irene Oakley
2. I prefer being called "Steph"
3. But calling me "shithead" will easily suffice

2 things you expect (at least for now):
1. A happy Christmas (unlike last year)
2. To lose weight in the new year

4 random thoughts:
1. diet plan
2. Exercise plan
3. What will i be getting for Christmas?
4. I suck at painting my nails

Song you're listening to (give singer):
Lullaby by the cure. One of my personal favourites

12 People you'll tag this to:
]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7204642/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7204642/ Fri, 02 Dec 2005 15:12:33 PST
( ) crashed a friend's car

( ) stolen a car

(x) been in love

(x) been dumped

( ) shoplifted- been tempted to though

( ) been fired

() been in a fist fight

( ) snuck out of your parent's house

(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back- i do at the moment actually

( ) been arrested

( ) gone on a blind date

(x) lied toa friend- everybody lies

( ) skipped school- been tempted though

( ) seen someone die

(x) had a crush on one of your internet friends

( ) been to Canada

( ) been to Mexico

() been on a plane- i've been in a helicopter, but not a plane

( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire

() eaten Sushi

( ) on a veeery small hill

( ) met someone in person from the internet

(x)taken painkillers

( ) miss someone right now

(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by- i used to draw them as monsters when i was a kid and give them names

() made a snow angel

( ) had a tea party

(x) flown a kite

(x) built a sand castle

() gone puddle jumping

(x) played dress up

() jumped into a pile of leaves

(x) gone sledding- twas great

() cheated while playing a game

(x) been lonely

( ) fallen asleep at work/school

( ) used a fake id

(x) watched the sun set

() felt an earthquake

() touched a snake

( ) slept under the stars

(x) been tickled

( ) been robbed

(x) been misunderstood

(x) petted a reindeer/goat

(x) won a contest

( ) run a red light

( ) been suspended from school

(x) been in a car

() had braces

(x) felt like an outcast

(x) had deja vu

( ) danced in the moonlight

(x) like the way you look- i do, i'm gonna look like it for the rest of my life, so... why not?

(x) Witnessed a crime- yes, this man through a bottle at another man through a car window, and then nearly hit him with cricket bat when he got out. It was scary

(x) questioned your heart- i think i know what that means

(x) been obsessed with post-it notes- i've eaten some before

( ) squished barefoot through the mud

(X) been lost

() been to the opposite side of the country

(x) swam in the ocean

(x) felt like dying

(x) cried yourself to sleep

() played cops and robbers

(x) recently colored with crayons

() sung karaoke- thankfully, no.

( )paid for a meal with only coins

(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't- too many times

(x) made prank phone calls- YES!!!! IT'S GREAT FUN! I wanna prank some teachers next!

(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue

() danced in the rain

(x) written a letter to Santa Claus

( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about

(x)blown bubbles

() made a bonfire on the beach

( ) crashed a party

(x) gone rollerskating- not very good at it though

(x) had a wish come true- i think...

( ) worn pearls

( ) jumped off a bridge

( ) ate dog/cat food

() told a complete stranger you loved them

(x) kissed a mirror- when i was an ankle-biter

(x) sang in the shower

( ) had a dream that you married someone

() glued your hand to something/got your tongue stuck to a flag pole

( ) kissed a fish

( ) sat on a roof top

(X) screamed at the top of your lungs- at rock cafe, yes.

() done a one-handed cartwheel

( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours

(x) stayed up all night- it's not a good experience the next day though

( ) didn't take a shower for a week

( ) pick and ate an apple right off the tree

() climbed a tree

( ) had a tree house

( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone

(x) believe in ghosts

( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes

... ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7078397/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/7078397/ Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:31:04 PST
It is my birthday today,

Omg whoo!

I'm seeing Harry Potter later too!



Now, the birthday poem is out of the way, i can say that i've made it to the big 15!!! well, not big, its not like 1000 or anything, but i've made it this far and i'm glad. I'm off to the opening night of Harry Potter tonight, so that'll be fun

May i also thank ,, and for the wonderful presents they bombarded me with at school today. i love you all! ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6916439/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6916439/ Mon, 31 Oct 2005 13:25:16 PST Brittle-Bullet's made me an new avatar! YAY! Go visit him or feel my wrath! (The avatars not on DA yet though, he's just working on the KB size...i think...)

Ah yes, Holidays went nice and well... except for the giant load of homework dumped on us *grumble grumble* We went back to York! Yay! I love it there, it's so beautiful in the autumn time... I wanted to stay for a few nights, but i was just so piled down with work, and VERY skint, So it was a daytrip, i guess.
My sister returned from her holiday with her boyfriend and his parents *grumble grumble* i wish she could've stayed forever -.-;; i was geting used to the attention and love *goes emo* and now it's all gone...

w00t! I'm finally up and running on my novel again. I don't know what started me, but it feels great to be getting on with it! I find myself not wanting to stop sometimes, and it's amazing! w00t!

So, Happy Halloween everybody! and drive safely!

P.s- Have you seen my ID? It's the smex! Go on! you know you want to touch yourself...

P.P.s- You should see the doodles in my french book! They rock!

P.P.P.s- We have Sex education tomorrow! YAY!

P.P.P.P.s- I closed the competition because nobody entered. ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6650048/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6650048/ Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:31:11 PST My Clubs-



K'ford folk
(Rosie) (Jaymi) (Sarah) (Hollie) (Nick) (Sam) (Rob)

If there are anymore friends from K'ford that i've forgot- sue me. ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6492323/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6492323/ Tue, 13 Sep 2005 07:53:07 PDT
Okay, that rest was nice, but i've done SO much art that i just HAVE to submit it, or i'll probably die of lonliness (from not having anyone to show my work to.)

Aaaaaaaanyway, what have i been up to? i hear you ask? well, i'm learning tarot (pretty slowly) I'm doing all my homework, and i'm working on my young ones club>>> tis great ^_^

So, thats all i guess, i'll be submitting art once again now. I am officially back in business. ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6450664/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6450664/ Thu, 08 Sep 2005 13:46:11 PDT

Anyway, back to school *groan* but i get to see my loverly friends and dicuss the many days i spent in the holiday sat infront of this damn computer. how wonderful.

In other news, my comedy script (4 those who don't know, i'm writing a comedy stand-up script) and thats coming along well. Whereas, my novel just ISN'T. I'm getting very stressed over it and i want to curl up with a tub of ice cream and a spoon

Thats all for now, hope you're all okay.

See yer xxxxx

P.S MY HEART IS NOT BROKEN AND THE GAME IS NOT OVER!!!!!! ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6388272/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6388272/ Thu, 01 Sep 2005 13:52:22 PDT is a Fantasy Writer
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WOOHOO! thanks everybody! thank you all so much! I have posted a picture for 1000 hits, it's not amazing, but it should make you giggle... ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6356545/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6356545/ Mon, 29 Aug 2005 03:41:38 PDT
So, what can I say? My sister returned from a 2 week break from Cyprus last Night. Lol, no more attention on me.... *sad violin music* no, no that's not what i meant. I mean, no one's listening to me any more, well, everything i'm asking goes unanswered.

But, Hey, whadda I care? It's always been like that. And i guess it will be for a long time.

I also have to announce that i won't be submitting devitations for 1 or 2 weeks. I know, i know i'm sorry. I just added several stuff in too fast and i shouldn't have done... And i need to advertise myself more... (NO, NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVS!) I mean, reel in more watchers and comment on more stuff around DA (which has always been fun for me), so I may be a little longer submitting stuff for a short time. I ALSO have to work on my novel, which isn't edited as much as i wanted it to be by the end of the holidays.

But I PROMISE you, that i WILL (100%) submit a pic for 1000 hits.

Thanks for reading this,

love to you all (but not sick sexual love )

Miss-Monkeybone (or just... Steph ) ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6313345/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6313345/ Wed, 24 Aug 2005 07:34:34 PDT
*I have an awful cold>> IN THE SUMMER!!!
*I have no appetite, which is not fun at all. I love to eat.
*I burnt a bluebottle fly with a match and thought it was fun.
*I'm getting better at painting>>> O.o that's just not human
*On the same night i burnt the fly a moth started to chase me around the bathroom when i was brushing my teeth. O.o i spent the rest of that night convinced the fly had been re-incarnated as that moth and chased me cos i killed him in his past life.
*This bag of crisps i am eating has been open for two hours, this is the slowest I've ever eaten in my life!
*My ugly picture is the most viewed in my gallery ([link])>>> DO YOU PEOPLE GET KICKS FROM LOOKING AT FUNNY-NOSED....OGRES?!
*I was threatened by someone in the DA music forum because i don't like Rush. They said they would Punch me until i'm bleeding
*I'm addicted to strawberry milkshake


On lighter note go look at She's lovely! she did me an amazing Captain Creepy fanart picture! GO LOOK AT HER PAGE!!!!

thats all for now xxxxx ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6270417/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6270417/ Fri, 19 Aug 2005 11:45:35 PDT

Well Butlins was okay. Sure, we had to get up early to go to the dining hall for breakfast (which was set out exactly like a prison cafeteria) and i missed you all very dearly, and we happened to be on the same site as a lot of Gypsy familes
who were up banging and shouting at 12.30 in the moring (y'know around midnight) that was hell.

On lighter side of things, the archades where great (cos i'm an archade junkie, infact i only like the 2P games) the night entertainment was AWESOME. They had hilarous comedy shows a funkeh
reggae/ska band and on the last night they had these Shaolin monks who did all these martial arts/acrobatics and that was brilliant! Night-time entertainment was really good, i'll miss that.

Erm, what else? i've done a lot of pictures, mainly of captain Creepy, but i'm still not pleased with how he looks- i want that "cute and mischevious" look combined with "dead and decaying" but i will submit my plans and i'm writing my own comedy script as i noticed a lot of funny-but-oh-so-true things that i noticed on holiday and i'm enjoying that.

So, wow, look how much space i've taken up. erm, i think that's it.

Stay safe

xxxxxxx ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6165570/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6165570/ Tue, 09 Aug 2005 04:44:02 PDT .< The christening i went to yesterday was rather dull. Luckily, there was no singing in the church so i was like- *sigh of relief*- because i never sing in church. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER. All i do is say the words aloud like i'm reading

The little... party- if thats what you wanna call it. Was INCREDIBLY dull. Watching my drunken dad playfight my uncle and my cousin shove as much food he can down his throat. With my 10 year old cousin constantly asking questions such as-

Her-"what's you favourite disney movie, Steph?"
me *mubmling angrily*- "The nightmare before christmas"
Her- "Who'f your favourite teacher Steph?"

*this chick is 10 she doesn't even KNOW any of my teachers*

Me- *still grumbling and sipping flat vimto*- "Dunno"
Her- *sounding rather like Hermione*- My favourite teachers are Mr Badger, Mrs young......

*BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....... STEPH DOESN'T CARE!!!" - that was from my little alter-ego, which was slagging every one off in The shopping center the other day, in my head o' course ^_^ tee hee, (she's also one of my characters)
But i was so damn relieved to get home. But now i can't breathe properly thanks to the little old lady puffing away at her fag next to me. and my head hurts.......

but anyway, i'm babbling now,

love y'all xxxx

P.S i'll have some more art in soon, i'm still editing >.<


EDIT!!!!----

Everyone go and look at she faved ALL my pictures!!!!!

and hi to new watcher- hellu there!!


on the other hand, and on a darker note, go and give some tough shit to WHO THINKS ITS FUCKING FUNNY TO SPOIL OTHER PEOPLES ART. HE SHOULD BURN! ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6099061/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6099061/ Mon, 01 Aug 2005 09:06:22 PDT
Mood: tired & hating diets
Listening to: Sally's lament- NBC soundtrack
Reading: Nightmare before christmas MANGA!
Watching: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!! *spazzes out

What's this Jark business? I'm so confused. I've had it explained about three times and i still can't get it in (retarded, i know ) I know he's lost his job, but why? and how is it going to affect Deviantart?? I'd love to know.... (Yes, i am nosy)

On a lighter happy note...


OMFG brought my first mangas! This is the start of an era for me. ^_^ I got-

-NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! MANGA STYLE BABY!
-Guru Guru Pon-Chan ^_^ which is very cute.
-The tarot cafe- which looks ver gothc and interesting.

so, yah, i'm going to be very reading-ish tonight,

P.S i'm on a diet and it's killing me..... must... have...junk...food......need...junk...food....

later'z babies
xxxxxxx ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6066800/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/6066800/ Fri, 29 Jul 2005 11:10:46 PDT
Mood: excited, free & wild
Listening to: Augustus Gloop- Danny Elman
Reading: The night after tomorrow by.... erm, i forgot the
Watching: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!! *spazzes out

OMFG! HATS OFF TO TIM BURTON! HE'S F****ING DONE IT AGAIN! WHOOOOOO HOO!

I have never known a film that has amazed me so much. I am truly in love the the new Charlie and the chocolate factory movie!!! And i have already started a picture on it It was fantastic not a dull moment! i could just watch it again and again that's right kids--

DING, DING! NEW FAVOURITE MOVIE!

Well done Mr Burton, i salute chu! He is one amazing guy. He totally rocks and inspires my art! He's my homeboy, lol.

In fact, all this excitement has put me in the mood for my writing again, which is strange as i went off it for a long time. hey, i ain't complaining!

In other news- Thank you to- for catching my 500 hits! love ya dude, love ya much- (but not in a sick sexual way...) I love ALL my watchers and all the ppl i watch. AMEN!

Good luck to wth her play tonight, i wish i could go and see it! you'll be great, baby!

THANK YOU TO ALL 500 VISITORS TO MY PAGE, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE PICTURE I'VE DONT TO CELEBRATE! where would i be without you guys?!

erm, going to Birmingham on Monday, dreading it after the freak tornado that hit there yesterday i was just like-

O.o ..... when i found out what happened. Luckily no one died *phew of reilef*

I better shut up now......

love you ALL! stay safe my baybays!

xxxxxxx (thanks again for 500 hits!!!) ]]> ~miss-monkeybone http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/5949361/ http://miss-monkeybone.deviantart.com/journal/5949361/ Sat, 16 Jul 2005 08:45:26 PDT
I FINISHED HARRY POTTER IN A DAY! INFACT.... TODAY! (But all u spoiler hunters can piss off cos i aint giving a review!)

three little words- BREATHTAKING, MAGICAL, HEARTBREAKING!

that's all i'm saying, but it is a truly great book

it made me cry, i've never cried over a book before. (But, i did cry over the movie version of the secret garden.... man, i hate that film...

GO OUT AND BUY IT, GIVE LORD OF THE RINGS A RUN FOR IT'S MONEY (i can't stand lotr, i'm really sorry, but we all have our own likings, don't we my dear children?)

J.K ROWLING ROCKS MA STRIPEH SOCKS!

Love to you all, xxxxx

*wipes tears off face* ]]> ~miss-monkeybone