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                <title>Okay SOOOOOOO</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 14:44:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I will be changing accounts, because this on is being douche-like and not submiting my stuff. So my new account is called Unit-025 and will be the new account I have.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ironyyyy</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:36:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay,let's begin with the end: I injured myself. Again. To the beginning: So today I'm walking and talking (very dangerous combo, might I add) to Taelor and Joy about how I always get injured one way or another. So I've decided to count every day I don't get injured, and if I make it for 90 days, (aproximately 3 months) everyone gets ice cream!Yay!<br />The irony in this being that, after two and a half months of not injuring myself, the same day of the decision, my ear bursts blood all over the place (think "rurouni kenshin kill" type bleeding) when I'm jumping over a fence to get to fencing,(irony one) so then, my arms decide not to support the weight  of my body because I lost my balance mid-jump. This causes my body to ram itsself into the gate's spokes as I slide to the other side. Result: I'm bleeding next to a fence, my ass on the ground, looking like a fucking two year old who lost his rattle, and my favorite black shirt is a rag. <br />In the end, Days without an injury: 0<br />AND THAT, KIDS, IS THE MEANING OF IRONY.<br /><br />Oh, forgot to say, I'm not gonna die from it, hopefully.  If I do, Katrina can have my cat (he eats a lot), Andy gets my room (haha! you got the worst end of the deal! nanananabooboo!), Ali gets my dead body (in an airtight bodybag that says "do not open 'till Xmas"), Joy gets my food, Taelor gets my PSP games, Connor gets "Bad Company" for the ps3, Wyatt gets nothing exept a piece of paper, andrew gets my PSP, miles gets my bad luck,and Corey gets my copy of time splitters 2. I think I got everyone.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>12/2/08</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:46:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That is the date on which I will be busy for sure, because Dir En Grey will be showing up in Portland for a concert. If anyone else is interested,call me, on my phone, 'cause I have limited internet time. Oh, also, tickets are about 30$ a piece.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Why should I name this entry?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:27:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sooooooooo, Connor (the senior) is free all weekend and I was thinking we show him around town and such things. So I need to know: Who can/ can't, if you can, what day (today or tommorrow?) and finally where would we go(any place you want ot avoid/ aren't aloud to be in?)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'M ALSO HALF BLIND NOW.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:39:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SOOOOOOOOOoooooooo. This is how thie story starts:<br />It's saturday, I just got my manual 35 millimeter camera, and Miles calls, he wants to know if I can spend the night playing games at his house. So I go. the next day, I wake up, and realize I got bitten by mosquitoes. So I go home andget somme benadryl. This morning, I wake up, stretch, yawn and go to take a shower. But as I get my ass outta bed, I notice something weird... but I can't seem to SEE what it is. So, now I'm in the bathroom. I look in the mirror and... OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!! My left eye lid is swollen like an overripe melon, and for my eye to hold open enough for me to see... I have to frown.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Schedule change</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:06:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My schedule has been changed, for the better and worst.<br />Here's how it goes:<br /><br />Period 1: Social anthropology, with Sweeney.<br />period 2:French 9-10 with whoever it is.<br />period 3:Ib english,with Halpern.<br />period 4:US history,with Dreier.<br />period 5<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />hotography, with Abens.<br />period 6:Algerbra 3, with Alonso.<br /><br />That is all, you may go back to your usual activities now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Russia's taking over Georgia</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:39:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Not the state of Georgia, mind you, the country. Am I the only one paying attention to internaional news, or just the only one who cares?<br />Anyway... Vladimir Putin had signed a cease-fire, but did'nt respect it, and now he says he's going to stop marching into Georgia, but his troops will not be pulling out. Excuse me but, what the fuck? I'm going to keep my troops in Georgia, but there will be no conflict.<br />*Sarcastic tone* Riiiiiiiiiiiight, sure. And I swallow grenades for a living.<br /><br />That's all then. You may resume your usual activities.<br /><br />Oh, AND TEXHNOLYZE IS AN AWESOME ANIME!!!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DAMN</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:21:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FUCK, so yestersay, I tell my parents that I was gonna go watch batman with some of you guys, and they go,"ok, that's cool" Fast forward to today, Dad calls "hey thomas I'm afraid you won't be able to go watch your movie tomorrow" me: "why?" him:"we're doing something" then he hangs up. On the surface nothing happens the inside of my head is going: WHAT THE FUCK!!!??? So, yeah, I can't go, sorry.<br /><br />ERRRRRRRRGH.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>going to the clown movie</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:41:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1- who's going?<br />2-where are we going? (downtown or Loydd?)<br />3 remember, this is on friday.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The clown movie</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:28:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay first things first, My hair is getting blond on one side of my head. that's why I hate the summer. second things second, I'm going to go watch batman this friday, anyone willing to join me?<br /><br /><br /><br />Oh, and I'm not sad, but the mood thing is screwed up I should make a backup account, that would be a good idea...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I don't know what the subject is but, yeah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:09:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright, so first of all, I experimented and did the following: ASKED A GUY OUT. Unluckily, I figured out: I'M NOT GAY. It was a horrible 3 weeks and thinking about it makes me shiver. I still have nothing against gay people, but I definitely am not one of them. Sorry for the disapointment guys. Also, this is not to be told to anyone but you, please. I'm trusting you guys on this one, if anyone of you betrays me on this I WILL beat the shit out of you.<br /><br />Now, onto different matters: It may just be me, but a lot of you are getting all... weird and depressing. SOOOO, I've decided to show you guys a video.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_iEHHmfK84&feature=related">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>THE cosplaying event</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:39:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1- When is it again?<br />2- I won't be able to cosplay<br />3- I will be there (yeah, sorry about that).<br />4- who else will come?<br />5- I don't know<br /><br />Also, methinks that we still need to do that movie watching event so everyone knows what someone else talks about.<br />Movies I can remember that others have not watched:<br />Transformers, The journal, V for Vendetta(?), Battle Royale (1 & 2). That's all I've got in mind Please send messages for more movies.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>owing ten american dolllars in currency to Katrina</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:54:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just need to remind myself that I owe Katrina 10 dollars of american currency. Is all. Oh, that, and I hired people to murder anyone stupid enough to say they disagree with me. I'm going to be the greatest world dictator ever (that's seriously what I wanted to be when I was younger, now I just want half of the world.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hahahahaha...... Fuck!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:56:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ rock climbing is a bitch, let me tell you that. Also, I will not be dressed as no-face at Kamoricon, due to the fact that my funds are short for a mask and such. maybe next year. The miracle that i've been working on is going fine, although, 3 to 5 hours of friggin' homework is a bitch. Next year, I'm going to work harder during the next year (yeah right.) Also: If you have sent me devious comments, I'm sorry for the lack of response, I was too dumb as dick to check those.<br />Also, just a warning: Female deer can stampede you! I'll also post my photos and drawings that I made while I was gone. Happiness to all,<br />Thomas<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm Baaaaaaack!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:41:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ that sums it up. Also, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO DEVIANTART WHILE I WAS GONE? JESUS CHRIST, I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED!!!!!! *shoots self in head*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ill be gone</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:41:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ going camping for 2 weeks starting today. Smell you guys later<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Umm... What the Hel hapenned?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:06:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, so some of you probably recieved a blank journal from me (isn't it awesome?) Now I just wanna say that since the report cards I got this letter with my transcript saying: "Blablabla- something about not having the sufficient credits to pass-Blablabla- conference with Cameron Neil" So, we go to the conference, and I get this B.S. that I already had in the letter and that I need to either take summer school (which is too late to sign up for) Or, get transfered to some alternative school in the southeast, OR, get homeschooled (which actually means I just do classes by correspondence)So, pretty much, I'm screwed on the "getting back to Lincoln" thing for next year unless I some how work a miracle. So, yeah, um... this sucks.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A few things since last time</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:51:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Sleep and honesty are all I need</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 03:11:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I will have to leave deviantart for a long,long, looooong time, due to my parents being complete assholes and thinking that it was my fault that Mom's computer crashed. But the fact that my brother downloaded freakin' random programs on that computer does'nt seem to reach them. <br />In other news, *annoyed tone, not angry* when some of you go and ask me if I'm going to something on friday, and I say yes and show up.... Don't ask me to leave three hours before I can, and don't tell me "oh, by the way, we thought this was going to be  a 'Girl's night' " next time, be honest with me and tell me that beforehand (although I feel that Katrina was kind of a selected speaker for people.) My time that night of Friday, May 26th was kinda wasted, and as much as it was not completely your guys' fault (most of it was due to my parents thinking I'm on drugs., and my horrible planning skills.) please, oh please tell me next time that you really would rather be amongst girls and that it would be prefered that I don't come along. From my friends I ask only honesty and friendship. Thank you.<br /><br />If you managed to read through that rant without posting an angry/annoyed message, congratulations, you've reached the level of patience of an average six year old.<br /><br />P.S. This rant my be due to the fact that I've been counting how many hours of sleep I've had in the last week or so (26.25 hours in seven days) to see how long it takes before I go completely crazy.<br /><br />In other news,<br />The insult update competition will end this friday, due to my laziness and innability to count past 20000000...<br />but so far it goe like this:<br />Asshole: 3974 (no kid, I actually counted)<br />Fag: 2334 (it's starting to lag behind) <br />Jerk: 1506<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>It's hot outside</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 10:23:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As you guys can deduce (I hope), it is hot. We don't have a fan in the house (WTF?), and there is no A.C. either (figures.) On to progress reports now:<br />I went down from failing four classes (Physical science, Civics, English, Health), to failing only two (Health, Physical science) What about you guys? Did you get them yet? <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Oh, by the way, sorry about my last journal.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GOTCHA!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 14:57:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I LOST THE GAME, AND SO DID YOU GUYS!!!! HAHAHAHAH!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Changing the update</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 06:43:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Andy, you are back in the update, (I need more "fag" going on). Also, "I ate you" has been assasinated, and will be replaced by "jerk".<br />Fag:5<br />Asshole:4<br />Jerk:2<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My impatience</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 13:16:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been having nightmares that make sense. That's bad news. Bad things happen when my nightmares make sense. And usually, those bad things happen to me. Not to mention this is making me lack sleep. I feel like Shinji from MPD Psycho (best... manga... ever.)<br />So, if I seem very irritable on Monday, leave me alone, please. <br />Update:<br />I lost count of everything, so I will be starting over from scratch on this 10th day of May, of the year 2008.<br />Asshole: 0<br />Fag: 0<br />I hate you: 0<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Staring animals down</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 12:12:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I need to learn how to stare animals down, then I can do that to a Grizzly bear. That would be awesome (its seriously the most badass shit ever.) Oh, and we all need to remember that Andy needs to see Transformers. Andy, note me about it, actually, that way I remember to get it from Netflix. Oh, by the way guys, watch out for the Zombies and shit like that, my brother got infected, and now has a craving for brains. Also, Borat, yeah, um... *angry tone* WORST FUCKING MOVIE EVER, *angry tone over* because it's disrespectful to the people of that country, who already take enough shit for being a people in a developing country. What's you guys' worst movie ever seen?<br />My favorite movie, I'll just have links to it here (it's youtube linked so there are multiple parts to it. Oh, and yes Taelor, they are wearing leather pants, and yes, the main characters are Gackt and Hyde.)<br />part 1: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=qrP6Dd7MqWc">[link]</a><br />part 2: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=4BKWoosrAe0">[link]</a><br />part 3: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=6oxTeppyrsM">[link]</a><br />part 4: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=IriBq_aoHTU">[link]</a><br />part 5: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=s8clqJqqWqw">[link]</a><br />part 6: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Bh8N09TEFE">[link]</a><br />part 7: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=KhCHAlXeZrM">[link]</a><br />part 8: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=XsOSQ6gSO6E">[link]</a><br />part 9: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=6rdt22WYQZk">[link]</a><br />part 10: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=GMnV7y0LJZU">[link]</a><br />part 11: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=wq8MdqGm4ls">[link]</a><br />part 12: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=XpSdRrNurfI">[link]</a><br />part 13: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v">[link]</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" />VcnBHDDVy4<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>NAM, NAM, ANGER, FRUSTRATION, AND THE UPDATE</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 13:05:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *WARNING I will be using an angry ranting tone for the next few sentences.*<br />I'm pissed, not only 'cause one of our computers isn't working, but also because my ear may actually be indefenetly deaf. I need my ear if I want to keep my balance, which I use for Fencing (not fences, the sport), and Parkour (I might start a club with some friends at school.) I love my sports, it took me until three years ago to find fencing, and about a month and a half ago for Parkour. If my ear stays deaf like this for the rest of my life, I'll fucking kill myself. Also, for any who still don't know, I'm Muslim, French, and half deaf for now (I pray.)<br />*Angry ranting over now*<br />And now for the update (still by highest score):<br />Asshole: 705 (Holy f#@king sh*t)<br />Fag: 409 (how do things increase like this?)<br />"I hate you": 204 (seriously, holy crap.)<br />thanks to Andy for telling me about the confusing typo (I wrote a second "asshole" record instead of "I hate you".)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WHAT THE HELL?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 22:51:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, anyone who pays attention to me will have figured out that on Wednesday April thirtieth, I woke up at one in the F-ing morning, which is bad enough for me, but then, it turns out I was in the FUCKING FRIDGE, I'm sure their's a logical explanation to that, but not one that won't scare the shit out of me. Then there's the tension going through everyone, like this morning Taelor and Gosheven were being really cold to each other. Something about the friggin' mood ring he always wears. Either or, shame on both of you, Taelor and Gosheven, my five year old sister resolves conflicts better than that. I don't exactly know what's going on, but, unless one of you got rapped by the other (Taelor, I told you to stop rapping men, they're not willing, so it's still rape) or you killed each other's families, there's no reason to be so childish.<br />Also I said I would keep a journal of the name calls that I get the most, they'll be in order from the highest to the lowest score:<br />Asshole: 567<br />Fag:239<br />I hate you: 71<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm special in a bad way. ALRIGHT!!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:45:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anyone who even thinks of laughing after reading the following will be hung by their insides to their roof. Giggles will result in the punishment of 500 lashes by a dead cat.<br />Now that that's established, we go to story time (YAYYY):<br />This story takes place back about five weeks ago. So, I'm talking to one of my friends on the phone, and at the same time, I'm practicing my Parkour, (anyone who does'nt know what parkour is, here's a <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=IjQxIRWZu0c">[link]</a> I can't do all the stuff on there. Although I wish I could.) and right as I jump from one roof to another, BANG, I take my phone, that just managed to fall out of my pocket, in the face. Needless to say, I'm surprised. Anyway, I fall down, for anyone wondering, it's about two to three storties down. Luckily, I hit something resmebling a flagpole halfway down. Now, my head is ringing and all I can think is: "where the fuck is my phone" I get up, and right as I do so, my ribs make a weird sound, and I feel such an intense burning that I can't even cry before I pass out. I wake up later, and it's three in the morning. I'm two hours away from home if I walk. My phone, which is in my sleeve, intact (somehow) is out of batteries. So I walk. Even thought the back of my ribs is making weird cracking sounds, and its three in the FUCKING morning, I'M FREAKING WALKING HOME. All this because I was multitasking. For all of you who thought I was able  to multitask, you are notified. <br />P.S. I'm fine now, my ribs, although two of them were broken, were fixed by rest and my relative knowledge of paramedics education.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Les morts (the dead)</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:51:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ When life ends, people mourn, but if you truly believe in your religion and believ that the person who died did good, what does this matter? That person is in a better place. It could be harder for an atheist, who may not believe in life after death. While religion comfort those of faith, atheists, may take harder hits, making them tougher people in life than the  people who believe that He has taken that person under His wing. Death is a natural thing, for someone to live, they must die, the laws of equivalent exchange are in place: you will live for half of your life and die for the other half. Life is an amazing process in which there are good and bad times. Death, is as amazing in my eyes: for a life that took millions of years to perfect to all of a sudden, vanish, is amazing. It gives birth to new life, and to a different path. It is just another beauty in the universe, and has as many mysteries as it's precedor, life.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~mission-accomplished</author>
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                <title>Des armes (weapons)</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:16:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Man kind has lived with tools it's whole life, and used science to it's advantage, making him the ultimate survivor, on this planet earth. Man kind is the only animal that does not evolve itsself, but rather evolves the Earth for itsself. Yet, Man is the lowest and most retarded animal of this planet. It is the only animal to kill another of it's own for the way they act. An example is what you ask of me, then here: when people are openly homosexual, they are looked down upon. In the rest of the animal world, there are homosexual animals, yet they are not killed by their own, just because they are different. The power to think was given to Man kind, but Man kind became greedy over time, not caring for the beauties of nature. It created weapons not only to use them for hunting other animals apart from Man, but to use them against it's own species. Man kind has sinned for the last century, in a way that no prayer, no fasting, nor any other kind of repent, can take it back, "do not do to others what you would not want done to you" many read thes words and think nothing of them, they are words, nothing more, nothing less. But, are Humans not the only species on Earth to know how to write? Writing itsself is a beautiful thing that we take for granted, but, we are of the few in the universe to know this art. This beauty that came out of the brain allows us to record our past, our feelings,our thoughts. But Man nowadays has no knowledge of beauty, it has taken it's beauty away and replaced that imagination for beauty, for the imagination to kill. Man, you were a beautiful grace in the beginning, but your science has gone too far, it has killed to many, for the sole excuse of progress. People will never be happy again, and if this keeps going, God himself will leave us, to go, and bless another with the power, the grace, of thought.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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