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                <title>For Never and Ever</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:24:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ugh. It's been forever. But I do have art to add! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> <br /><br />So, tell me...how is life?! How is everyone? <br /><br />I'm going to be a legal adult on Saturday. Scary stuff. I'm also going to take the SAT and try to do better. We'll see how it goes. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> <br /><br />The world is such an interesting place. Right now, I am a bitter old crone on the inside. I got my heart broken BAD a couple months ago. So, naturally, all men a evil. lol But I'm managing to get to that positive point again. Rebounding and all that. Life goes on, so we must go with it. (Either that or get stuck behind and miss out on a whole lot)<br /><br />Life is amazing. Everyday. Sometimes, we just forget to remember why. <br /><br />So here are some songs that you should go listen to. <br />"Go Getta" by Young Jeezy<br />"Snuff" by Slipknot<br />"Changing" by Saosin<br />"Take Me Home" by The After Midnight Project<br />"This Awakening" by Sent by Ravens<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My life, fabulous.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:51:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I like:<br />-to write my name. Becuase it only has four letters. And is a flower.<br />-getting my haircut when life gets stressful.<br /><br />I hate:<br />-women who take people's love interests<br />-love interests who willfully go along<br /><br />I want:<br />-for my knees to stop hurting<br />-for my life to stop feeling surreal<br /><br />I have:<br />-a desire for change<br /><br />Moral of the Story<br />Women are whores. Men can't keep it in their pants. Artists are not people. They are better than that.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Hey, didja know?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:19:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is my senior year of high school...so that's mostly why I'm never here. IT'S CRAZY! So much work, all this college applications stuff. It's especially difficult because I'm quite hazy about what I want to do in the future. And then I found out that I was writing an essay for LAST YEARS application. HA. Anyway...<br /><br />So I'm going to try and donate blood tomorrow...so far it's been a bad track record, but hopefully the third time will be the charm! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Hmmm...what else, what else? <br /><br />Hahaha...I live in a college town, and our (american) football team is playing right now, so every two minutes my uncle calls my dad and there is victorious yelling and cock-a-doodle-dooling. It's quite amusing.<br /><br />Oh, dramadramadrama. I can't wait to get out of high school. Just saying. It's not terrible or anything...but 12 years is enough! lol<br /><br />I made someone laugh today. <3 <br /><br />Okay, okay, I have a confession to make. I LOVE YOU GUYS! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> Sorry for being MIA/AWOL for so long. I am working on something that will hopefully be up here soon...<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> <br /><br />Music<br />"Wishing Well" - The Airborne Toxic Event<br />"Savior" - Rise Against<br />"Defy Gravity" - from "Wicked"<br />"Little Bit of Red" - Serena Ryder<br /><br />go to <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.drhorrible.com">[link]</a> and watch it! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Imagination</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:54:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The worst part about being human is the imagination. It's our greatest gift, the one that sets us apart from all billion trillion organisms on the planet. It is the root for everything great in this world and how we perceive and understand it...<br /><br />But then, at times, when you are like every other teenage girl in the world and facing insecurities it drives you CRAZY because you come up with NONSENSICAL scenarios that couldn't POSSIBLY happen...but WHAT IF?! That damn world "IF"! <br /><br />Boys are also the worst part of being human becasue you fall so friggin' hard over them and at times it feels like you're trying to communicate with a BRICK WALL. THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE! I don't think they WANT to make sense. I swear they do it on purpose!They can't possibly not notice how frustrated you get with them!!!!  (no offense to any of my male watchers...) <br /><br />I want a tattoo...and for my mind to just take a vacation for a while.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Simply Senseless</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:50:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hi everyone. For now, I am still alive. Tomorrow may be a different story, though, that's just how life is. <br /><br />I am wanting to put more art up, but it's been a bit slow going on the creativity side right now. Hopefully though, that is about to change. I have good music (new Madina Lake CD) and alot of stress.<br /><br />Hopefully I will be on here more often, I am sad to see that I've lost touch with some of you people. <br /><br />The only real exciting thing that happened was that I got to go to Europe! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> For a school trip...Spain, France and London, 10. It was AWESOME! XD<br /><br />I hope that everyone is doing well...it would make me feel good. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Intense, like camping.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 07:22:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *Live life with passion.  <br />*Believe in a thing called love. <br />*Follow your dreams.<br />*Don't run outside barefoot, unless you're prepared for the consequences, like stepping on thorns. <br />*Be prepared for dissapointment.<br />*BELIEVE IN THE ONES YOU LOVE.<br />*Accept the nuances of people.<br />*Don't kick people in the back, you'll hurt your toe. Bad. So make you do things properly. <br />*Let the little things go, it really doesn't matter in the long run.<br />*Use the word "whatever" as much as possible.<br />*Be spicy about everything.<br />*Don't expect things to happen on their own. You have to work at it. <br />*Passion is contagious. Spread it around.<br />*Laziness is unacceptable.<br />*If you at least try your best, no one has the right to get mad at you.<br />*Don't take life for granted. <br />*The greatest thing you can give someone is your time.<br />*Wasting other people's time is inexcusable.<br />*Never be late. You can't ever be sure what you'll be missing.<br />*Don't forget that one smile can change the world.<br />*Remember that to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.<br />*Use the gifts you've been giving.<br />*Let your imagination run free.<br />*Don't loose your grasp on reality. <br />*Anything worth doing is worth taking the time to DO IT RIGHT.<br /><br />You've been given some important life lessons. Here are some not as important ones.<br /><br />*I stepped on a thorn yesterday, and my foot hurts.<br />*Its the same foot I kicked someone with and hurt my toe.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>"To sing when you're hurt and to sing when yo</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:41:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Sell Your Soul" by Hollywood Undead is where that comes from. They are really such a cool bad. Totally trashy....but comepletely mindblwoing and different. <br /><br />Valentine's Day is today. I really love Valentine's Day. <3 I wish the guy I liked did to...... boys are stupid. XD <br /><br />So anyway...I HAVE ART TO PUT UP!!! Not right now, unfortunately. D: But soon, hopefully. <br /><br />I TAUGHT ONE OF MY FRIST CLASSES TODAY! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> My sensie was teaching today, becuase the owner was doing something else. And he was late...so I was exlpaing to a couple other parents that showed up that he was just late, and then went and called him, and he thought that class started 45min later than it actually did...but luckily he was 5min away. Hahhaha. So he taught the sparring class, then I helped him with the little kids class - they're all cute. So then he was like, "I'm tired," so I said, "Well, I'll teach cardio"...I was half kidding, but I ended up doing it anyway. lol. It actually went pretty well, and I really enjoyed it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />There is a bruise under my finger nail. It hurts. :/<br /><br />"Ghosttwon" - Shiny Toy Guns<br />"Sex on Fire" - Kings of Leon<br />"Black Dalhia" - Hollywood Undead <br />AND THEIR BRAND NEW SINGLE: "Never Catch Us Alive" - Madina Lake.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Its like a right hook from some divine power</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:15:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah. I got blindsided by a bunch of shit. More details to come. Actually, no. You won't get any detials, no matter how much you ask. Just know I'm alright, no personal danger or anything like that. <br /><br />Anyway, my oldest sister is in Isreal right now. So keep her in your prayers, if you pray, please. Its not the safest place right now. :/ <br /><br />lol. Anyway. Um. So all this music is in my head. Go listen to them! <br /><br />Ligther Stuff: "Crack the Shutters Open" - Snow Patrol <br />"1,2,3,4" - The Plain White Tees <br />"Human" - The Killers<br />"I'm Yours" - Jason Mraz<br /><br />Heavier Stuff: "Young" - Hollywood Undead (one of my favorite new finds)<br />"Lollipop" - original version by Lil' Wayne and rock cover by Framing Hanely<br />"Adalia" - Madina Lake (one of my most favorite songs, EVER...my song) <br />"Re-education (Through Labor)" - Rise Against<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>There's No Such Thing as a White Christmas</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:49:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It was 70 something degress here yesterday. In December. That's a bit unusal, even for us...hahaha<br /><br />So my throat got better, but yesterday I had a fever of 102F so we went to the doctor, and I have a bacterial sinus infection!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <---hahha So I have antibiotics. And I've been taking so much ibuprofen for the fever that I think my blood is half ibuprofen...lololol. <br /><br />I feel better than I did yesterday, but still pretty miserable. <br /><br />BUT I PLAN ON PUTTING UP SOME ART TODAY OR TOMORROW! YAY!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> It's been tooooooooo long!! DX <br /><br />Merry Christmas! Happy Hanakuha! Merry Kwanza! And Fatma, I know it's really late, but happy Eid! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> <br /><br />Christmas is the best.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>:/</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:37:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My birthday was last Friday! So was my Grandpapa's! HE TURNED 80!! <br /><br />RIght now, my throat hurts so bad I'm beginning to contemplate suicide. Not really, but almost.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>If I had a knife, I would fork you!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:07:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Music that's moving me right now...<br />"When Your Heart Stops Beating" +44<br />"Shake It" Metro Station<br />"Indestructible" Disturbed <br />"Check Yes Juliet" We the Kings<br />"Ex's and Oh's" Atreyu<br />"Inside the Fire" Disturbed<br />"Whiskey in the Jar" Metallica<br />"Faces" Stretch Arm Strong <br />"Until the Day I Die" Story of the Year<br /><br />And with some apprehension..."Undead" by Hollywood Undead. The lyrics are so freaky....and disturbing...but the music is good. <br /><br />Mr. Nance is my chemistry teacher and pretty much one of the most AWESOME and HILLARIOUS person I've ever met. He's old and white and doesn't care what he says. Here are some examples...<br /><br />"When I was your age, I used to play cowboys and Indians. But no, now the world is so sensitive and gay that you can't call it that now. Now it's people in the cattle industry and Native Americans. You can't even call them cows anymore, no, now it's bovine. It makes me SICK!"<br /><br />*regarding the Flynn Chemical giagantic period table on the wall* "Flynn, yup, they make some good stuff. If you ever make drugs, make sure you use Flynn chemicals. Cooley, if you ever make crystal meth, make sure you use Flynn Chemicals. Not that I'm saying you should make crystal meth, but if you do..."<br /><br />*regardless of how long before class gets out, 1.5 hours or 3 min.* "When does this class get out, about an hour?" <br /><br />*after leaving the classroom while we were working and then wondering back in some time later* "Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 'I hope he dies! and then we'll get a sub and we'll all get an A' Yeah, well, I got news for you! I'm not that easy to get rid of. I'll just take over someone else's body."<br /><br />"They can fire me if they want to. But it takes about 7 years for all the paperwork to go through, and by that time I'll be DEAD!" <br /><br />Yup...Mr. Nance is pretty awesome. <br /><br />So Brian Andreas to contemplate...<br /><br />"This is a tree on fire with love, but it's still scary since most people think love only looks like one thing instead of the whole world" - Brian Andreas <br /><br />"Sometimes I think I should just keep my opinions to myself, she said, but someone has got to be the voice of reason." - "Voiceof Reason" - Brian Andreas <br /><br />"He taught me to run high on my toes. I will always remember his words: run proud and remember you are alive." <br /><br />"If I love you with all my heart, she said, what will you give me? and then she stopped and said I didn't have to answer that becuase she was going to do it anyway." - "Single Mind"<br /><br />"Today all I could remember was the way your body held the ocean of my self & for a moment there was only one us in all creation." - "One Us" <br /><br /><a href="http://www.storypeople.com">[link]</a> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> <br /><br />Life is pretty good right now...I hope things stay that way...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm Suing You on the Grounds I like Money</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:08:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was tagged by :iconToma-7: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />1-My journal title comes from a "Pearls Before Swine" comic. It reminded me of my friend. He laughed really hard when I gave it to him.<br /><br />2-I drew two hearts on my feet today. They cheered me up.<br /><br />3-I like making people smile. When I can make people laugh I feel really happy. <br /><br />4-Last week I got kicked with a beautiful drop kick. It made me really mad, but it was still pretty...hahaha. <br /><br />5-Stripes are one of my favorite patterns for clothes. And lately I've been liking bright colors.<br /><br />6-When I'm embaressed because people are talking nice about when I'm standing there I start laughing really hard. <br /><br />7-Right now there is so much stress in my life that I've sorta crossed to the other side. I'm in a good mood right now. It might be endorphins. Haha.<br /><br />8-Tomorrow I am taking the PSAT. This is the year it counts for me, I either qualify for NMS and gets lots of money for college, or I don't...NO PRESSURE! <br /><br />I TAG<br /><a href="http://tec-thepenofmerlin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/tec-thepenofmerlin.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontec-thepenofmerlin:" title="tec-thepenofmerlin"/></a> <a href="http://52cards.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/5/2/52cards.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon52cards:" title="52cards"/></a> <a href="http://tiggermyk.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontiggermyk:" title="tiggermyk"/></a> <a href="http://akari-h.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/k/akari-h.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconakari-h:" title="akari-h"/></a> <a href="http://arcanewolfxiii.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/arcanewolfxiii.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconarcanewolfxiii:" title="arcanewolfxiii"/></a> OMIGOD WHOEVER THE HECK ELSE WANTS IT!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Here We Gooooo!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 12:42:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon is an awesome song!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:41:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Despite my life being full of idiots right now...despite being stressed out of my mind...despite being exhausted all of the time...I am HAPPY! Well, I would be if it weren't for the tired part. Haha...<br /><br />But seriously...I am happy. <br /><br />"Sometime Around Midnight" by The Airborne Toxic Evolution is one of my favorite songs right now. I love the story in the lyrics, and the delivery is so heart-touching! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />"Exs and Ohs" by Atreyu. I love Atreyu! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Weeeeeee!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>No need to go for you bungee cords...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:50:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I over react SO BAD.<br /><br />Well, for once I was right about my assumptions. But it's all better now.<br /><br />Thanks for all the offers to go after me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> <br /><br />I got accepted into the National Honor Society? Isn't that exciting? <br /><br />I'm so very happy right now. Things are so much better than they were 24 hrs. ago. <br /><br />This weekend is going to be BUSY!! SCHOOL IS EATING MY SOUL!!<br /><br />I've seriously got about four or five projects due in the next two weeks. Gah. So I probably won't be here...but I do have some art to put up! Like, actual art!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>I should just go jump off a cliff.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:40:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think I said something that upset someone important to me right now becuase they barely talked to me tonight and I was getting these weird vibes, or maybe it was just me being paranoid and remembering the past but I really hate it and I want to apologize, only I don't think that that would do much good, I think I should just wait it out this weekend and see if this person is any less upset with me come Monday, or seemingly less upset and I really wish I could take back my words, I said them when I wasn't thinking straight and now I want to go jump off a cliff becuase that'd prbably be alot easier to deal with than this all over again. I haven't cried in so long. Hah, I guess I was past due.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>*poke, poke* *twitch* MOMMA! IT'S ALIVE!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:08:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Haha...I'm alive.<br /><br />I've been SO BUSY!!! O_O Three AP classes, rehersals are about to start for Wizard of Oz, and I've been staying at the karate school until 10 every night working on my fighting. XD (that makes me sore...lol)<br /><br />I AM A BETTER PERSON BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Excuse me if I ramble...you can just bribe me</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:36:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have discovered that I have ABSOLUTELY NO willpower when it comes to being angry at people. Becuase two people did someting to REALLY, REALLY piss me off (one said I looked possesed and that he was honestly afraid...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" />) but the next day one came with flowers and the other called and profusley apologized...they bribed me, damnit...<br /><br />That's half a joke. I just never stay mad at anyone for very long. TO MUCH EFFORT! Like Emily says..."I don't hate people. If I already dislike them, why go through the effort of hating them? It usually just fuels their ego." Or something like that. <br /><br />Which is also why I don't hold grudges. Ever. (Serious ones, anyway)<br /><br />I've also learned that I'm more shy than I thought. Someone told me I was quiet the other day. I'm sure all my friends do not believe that, but it's true. Honest to God. lol I guess it takes me a while to get comfortable around people enough to bitch around them like I do around my friends. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/laughing.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":laughing:" title="Laughing" /><br /><br />On a more serious note...I've realized that I'm not ready for another relationship. I thought I was, and I might be...but I just have a couple unaswered questions that I NEED to know the answer too before I can really, truely move on. I've moved on 100% mentally, but only about 95% emotionally because of those questions. It's frustrating...cuz it's like ENOUGH ALREADY! I'M FINISHED WITH YOU! JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD ALREADY! It has been making me feel slightly inadequeate lately...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> <br /><br />I would also like to pose a question to all the people who know me...do I ever look depressed when I'm not smiling? Becuase I've noticed that if I'm not smiling - not in a bad way, just in a "there's nothing really to smile about in particular at this moment" or a "I'm thinking really hard about something right now" way - people ask me if I'm okay. Do I look that sad?! huh. <br /><br />I love life...really...I just don't always smile...I'm a happy person. I've already admitted that I don't hate people! lol <br /><br />Hope everyone is doing good.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>I accidently hit "Remove All"</title>
                <link>http://moggetchan.deviantart.com/journal/19163594/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:00:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So now all your recent journals are GONE! If there was anything presssing that you'd like for me to know, just drop me a note...<br /><br />In other news...I feel really dumb becuase I haven't uploaded anything in a LONG time. (it feels like) Our computer is DEAD, so I have to hook up the scanner to the laptop if I want to do anything...and I'm a lazy bum! XDDD'''''<br /><br />I've started reading manga online.<br /><br />It's addictive. <br /><br />I've begun to make hats again. <br /><br />IT WON'T LET ME CHANGE MAH MOOD! I'm not actually in a state of adoration. More like, "I'm not that comfortable in this position, and people are really immature and mean and stupid, but the smoothie is really, really tasty. I want food." kind of mood. But they don't have an emo for that.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Inspirational Quote Time!!</title>
                <link>http://moggetchan.deviantart.com/journal/18965151/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:49:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "He taught me to run high on my toes. I will always remember his words: Run proud and remember that you are alive.'" - Brian Andreas <br /><br />"Life moves on whether we act like heros or cowards." - <a href="http://shadow-princess07.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shadow-princess07.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconshadow-princess07:" title="shadow-princess07"/></a>'s fortune cookie<br /><br />Moral of the Story: When something happens in our life, it's always alot better/worse the moment it happens than looking back at it. (usually, some things just get worse/better) <br /><br />What we do NOW will undoubtably have an affect on what is to come, but dwelling on that fact won't get us anywhere.<br /><br />When we do something not so smart, instead of torturing ourselves, we need "let go" and face to consequences of our actions, good and bad.<br /><br />Haha. Just replace all the "we" with "Moggetchan" <br /><br />Fudgecicles are good. "Get Smart" was a good movie. My feet are NOT cold.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>A Shout Out!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:33:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Each and every day I'm here on dA, I'm always amazed at how amazing the people on this site can be. There are so many generous people who are willing to share their time and knowledge. I don't think there's anywhere else on this vast planet of ours where the best of so many people are brought out. <br /><br />That being said, there is one person in particular I would like to give a shout out to...<a href="http://toma7.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/o/toma7.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontoma7:" title="toma7"/></a> She's so amazingly...awsome. I think I could write for ages and ages and never really capture the spirit of kindness she has shown me, especially with her picture <a href="http://toma7.deviantart.com/art/Queen-of-hearts-89039416">[link]</a> <br /><br />Her art is beautiful, please go browse her gallery!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Silly Little Secret</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:55:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have...a silly little secret<br />It bubbles up inside<br />Threatening to escape,<br />I try to hold tight.<br />I wanna keep this little warm and fuzzy<br />All to myself for now...<br />But one day I'll let you know,<br />I got a crush on you! <br />I have...a silly little secret!<br /><br />XD I came up with that on the spot! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br />A song you must hear!: "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness<br /><br />My heart's in overdrive,<br />And you're behind the steering wheel,<br />Touchig you,<br />Touching me,<br />I believe in a thing called love,<br />just listen to the rhytm of my heart,<br />we can rock it 'til the sun goes down!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Skulduggery Pleasant</title>
                <link>http://moggetchan.deviantart.com/journal/16925807/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:16:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just finished the most AWESOME book! It has earned itself a place on my favorite book list, which is a very prestigous place to be! <br /><br /><u>Title:</u> <i>Skulduggery Pleasant</i><br /><br /><u>Author:</u> Derek Landy <br /><br /><u>Publishing Info:</u> HarperCollins, 2007<br /><br /><u>Rating:</u> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <br /><br /><u>Synopsis:</u> When twelve-year-old Stephanie Edgely's uncle dies, she finds herself inheriting a vast fortune, and a dark secret. She teams up with a sharp-dressed, sharp-witted, ace decetive, flame-throwing....skeleton?! Yup, Mr. Skulduggery Pleasant is a living skeleton. Together with a couple other odd characters, Stephanie and Skulduggery must save the world from an evil sorceerer! <br /><br /><u>My Notes:</u> It was in the children's section...but it's really not a children's book. I guess it sounds sort of cliche, and maybe it is a little, but it's SO FUNNY! The dialouge just kept making me laugh and laugh. And it does have it's serious moments. It's a real page-turner, let me tell you. I ended up reading the whole thing in one day. It was just one of those books. Y'all need to read it!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Character Quiz for Karma and Soup-Soup</title>
                <link>http://moggetchan.deviantart.com/journal/15947472/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:19:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. What is your character's name?<br />
Karma and Soup-Soup<br />
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2. What is your character's name in another language?<br />
Karma...Soup-Soup<br />
<br />
3. How old is he/she?<br />
They have no age<br />
<br />
4. What is your character's race/species?<br />
...they're anthromorphic personifications of...something...I don't know what species that would be...<br />
<br />
5. Do they have a crush?<br />
I'm conflicted. I'm thinking maybe twincest...but if not then Soup-Soup will not be in love with anyone except Karma and Karma will love no one except himself and Soup-Soup, but not in the way that Soup-Soup loves him. It's complicated...becuase they're not human<br />
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6. Do they have many friends<br />
They have business-partners and old allies, but not really any friends, no.<br />
<br />
7. What planet is your character from?<br />
Um...<br />
<br />
8. Does your character like to eat?<br />
Soup-Soup loves to eat, but Karma is sensitive about his weight. :lmoa: <br />
<br />
9. What's his/her favorite food?<br />
Karma likes chocolate covered strawberries, Soup-Soup likes tuna.<br />
<br />
10: What's his/her favorite drink?<br />
Karma likes green-tea and Soup-Soup likes strawberry soda<br />
<br />
11. Is your character annoying?<br />
Yeah. XD Karma has an indifferent attitude that drives everyone around him bonker. And Soup-Soup is just completely oblivious. XD<br />
<br />
13. Is your character loved?<br />
Yes! They're adorable and hot and girls (and boys) fall in love with them. XD<br />
<br />
14. Is your character hated<br />
By all the girls and boys that they blow off. And people they piss off other ways.<br />
<br />
15. Is he/she emo/goth?<br />
Karma can be emo sometimes, but Soup-Soup is definately not!<br />
<br />
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?<br />
See above. Since they're not human...its complicated.<br />
<br />
17. Is he/she a virgin?<br />
Karma is not. At all. But Soup-Soup is. <br />
<br />
18. Name 3 hobbies.<br />
Karma: having sex, teasing Soup-Soup, screwing up mortal's lives.<br />
Soup-Soup: blithely ignorning the world, following Karma, eating tuna<br />
<br />
19. Is your character normal?<br />
No.<br />
<br />
20. Is your character attractive?<br />
Hells yes! <br />
<br />
21. How does your character handle emotions?<br />
Karma doesn't show them, and neither does Soup-Soup. But Soup-Soup gets really emotional when he is alone or alone with Karma and Karma only get emotional at a certain time of the year when something happened in his past along time ago...<br />
<br />
22. Does your character have other forms?<br />
Yes! Karma is a black cat and Soup-Soup is a flying fuzz ball with a tail...<br />
<br />
23. Does your character overreact?<br />
No.<br />
<br />
24. Is your charcter a criminal?<br />
Nothing convicted...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /> <br />
<br />
25. Does your character go to school?<br />
No.<br />
<br />
26. What's his/her IQ?<br />
They're both very, very smart. But Soup-Soup is suprisingly smarter. He likes people to think he's not smart and isn't as oblivous as they think.<br />
<br />
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?<br />
Sorta kinda. Karma is bound to the world for something he did to piss off a god a long, long time ago. And Soup-Soup is just staying with him, even though he could be in paradise. <br />
<br />
28. Is your character dead?<br />
No, not yet. But Karma has to break his curse soon. Or else something bad will happen.<br />
<br />
29. Does your character have a family?<br />
Well, sorta. They have each other, and their parents are somewhere in paradise. But their people are sorta like gos, ish, parents and children don't have a strong bond.<br />
<br />
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?<br />
Yes. But it's still a secret.<br />
<br />
31. What's the best time in your character's life?<br />
Karma: when he is sleeping with a beautiful woman<br />
Soup-Soup: when he is near Karma and their not in troulbe (which isn't too often) <br />
<br />
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?<br />
Um...I guess Karma could sorta be like Emily - no offense, Emily - and Soup-Soup is Amelia. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /> <br />
<br />
33. Is your character single?<br />
Yes.<br />
<br />
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?<br />
...<br />
<br />
35. Does he/she have an element?<br />
Karma is fire and Soup-Soup is air<br />
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36. Do you role-play your character?<br />
No.<br />
<br />
37. Do you write about your character?<br />
Someday soon...*looks off into the very, very far away sunset* But I drew 'em!<br />
<br />
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?<br />
Yes. Karma is impatient. But Soup-Soup is pretty laid back and calms Karma down...<... ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Black-footed Ferret (PLEASE READ!!)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:25:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rose will now do her best to play her part in saving the black-footed ferrets!<br />
<br />
Black-footed ferrets are considered the most endagered animal in North America. They were declared extinct in 1979. In 1987 only <i>18</i> were found in the wild.<br />
<br />
Today their population has reached about 600, though it is hard to tell for sure. "Black-footed ferrets have been reintroduced in the Shirley Basin in central Wyoming; Badlands National Park and the adjacent Buffalo Gap National Grassland in South Dakota; the Charles M. Russell National Wildlife Refuge and Fort Belknap Indian Reservation in Montana; and the Aubrey Valley near the town of Seligman in northwestern Arizona. Proposed release sites have been identified in an area which straddles the northwest Colorado and eastern Utah border." (from the website) <br />
<br />
They are 18-24 inches long, and weigh two too one and a half pounds. They have black masks on white thoats and faces, and black paws. Their backs and tails are a yellowish color that offers excellent camoflauge, with a lighter colored underbelly.<br />
<br />
Black-footed ferrets spend almost 90% of their time underground in praire-dog burrows. Their survival is dependent on these creatues - which constitue 90% of their diet. A single ferret may eat over 100 in a year. But with a decrease in praire-dog population, these ferrets inhabit only 2% of their original range. The US Forest Service is considering allowing ranchers to poison praire-dogs (because they eat the grass the cattle needs) which would cause considerable damage to the ferret population.<br />
<br />
Please go to <a href="http://www.blackfootedferret.org">[link]</a> to find out more, make a donation or "adopt" a ferret!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>Musings</title>
                <link>http://moggetchan.deviantart.com/journal/13212663/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:49:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You know that perverbeal veil that is over everyone's eyes that scholars and philosophers and prophets and all other sorts of wise peoples are always going on about?<br />
<br />
Well, it seems that mine has been RIPPED OFF!! Maybe it's part of getting older and maturing. Maybe it's just me. But I've noticed myself noticing things about people I love and places I go and things I hold in respect. Little things. Good thigs, but mostly bad, cynical little things.<br />
<br />
And it makes me mad. I didn't ask to have my eyes opened. I was quite happy blundering my way through the world with my eyes firmly closed and veiled, thank you very much. But once you open your eyes, it's hard to close them again. Some maschochistic part of me wants to keep seeing the world with my newly opened eyes. <br />
<br />
Sometimes I think that thinking is the worst thing people can do. Because you can't UNthink what you just thought, so you're forever tortured with the memory of thinking something. And that memory can drive a person crazy, and you can't explain to anyone why you're so moody, becuase you're so ashamed for thinking something in the first place. Which has happened to me more than once. <br />
<br />
Thinking leads to knowledge, and knowledge is an absolute power. Absolute power corrupts abosolutely - which is why ignorance is bliss.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>A Journal Entry to My Friends</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 18:56:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is too all my wonderful friends about the end of the school year:<br />
<br />
Well, what can I say? This yaer rocked! Not classes as much, but everything else! XD <br />
<br />
We've stood through so much together: unfair teachers, bomb threats, the school shooting in Virginia. Never once did our faith in each other waver, and every day I thank God that I have friends as wonderful as y'all.<br />
<br />
It's been a crazy year for me personaly. Adjusting to a new pace of life. Learning new things about myself. Y'all never doubted me. And I thank you.  <br />
<br />
Just because school has ended doesn't mean we'll stop hanging out, and just because summer has begun doesn't mean we'll stop learning. Everday is precious. Everday brings new opportunites: to learn, to grow, to better ourselves and to explore our world. <br />
<br />
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, everday is a gift: that's why it's called the present!"<br />
<br />
To My Friends:<br />
<br />
Kathryn - We've just gotten back in sync this year. It's been fun haning out! Your an amazing artist and friend, and I can't wait to see you this summer!<br />
<br />
Kyrstin - Well, bitch, it's been fun this year! We didn't get to hang out much this year, but hopefully that will change this summer and next year! I love your art and I love you!<br />
<br />
John - We really just met this year, and I'm so glad! I can't always tell which one is you as y'all run past on the stairs, but whatever! I can't wait to hang out some more and learn more about you.<br />
<br />
Cody - You're another new friend this year!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> WEEEE! hopefully next year we'll have some classes together. That would be awesome! We'd bring the new school down on its knees together! XD <br />
<br />
Duckie - <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> I love you! You're a great listener!! I know I can count on you. I can't say much more, you're just too great for words! <br />
<br />
Bekah - I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> you!! This year has really been a reconnection for us, and I'm so glad! We've been able to really get close again. Since first grade we've been buds, and we still have a long way to go! I love talking to you: you always listen and judge appropriately. You let me talk about what I love, not what you want to hear about! Thanks!<br />
<br />
Emily - Let's be honest: we argue like a married couple! XD But I think it's the difference in our opinions that makes us so close! You're the one I know will always tell the truth! You don't hold back, that's for sure, and that's simply AWESOME!<br />
<br />
Amelia - There's not much I can say to you that you don't know already. We've only known each other for about three years, but already you're my other half!! I love you so much! You're everything I wish I could be: kind, caring, smart and full of a love for life. (most of the time, anyway) Please don't change!! More than anyone else you've helped me deal with this year: issues with friends, issues with love and everything in between! Thank you thank you THANK YOU!! <br />
<br />
Crystal - She'll probably never read this, but I feel the urge to write this anyway. Crystal, I love you. That's all. No matter what happens, I'll always be here for you, waiting to help. You may not want my help, and you may not want to tell me, but if you ever do, please know that I will always listen and help as best I can. <br />
<br />
To The People I Met on DevArt: xDespairex, Otaku-nee-san, and everyone else, I don't know you personally, but what I've come to know of you through journals and comments, I love. If y'all are anywhere near as beautiful as your art, than y'all are indeed gorgeous people!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~moggetchan</author>
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                <title>APPLICATIONS FOR BOYFRIENDS!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:05:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Had this emailed to me a while back, thought it was funny. Hahahaha. What? <br />
<br />
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER.<br />
NOTE: This application will be imcomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a <br />
complete finacial statement, job history, driving record, linege, and current <br />
ceritified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.<br />
 <br />
1. NAME_______________________DATE OF BIRTH_____________<br />
2. HEIGHT_______WEIGHT______IQ_____GPA_____<br />
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________________________<br />
4. BOY SCOUT RANK__________________________<br />
5. HOME ADDRESS____________________________<br />
6. Number of years your parents have been married______________<br />
7. Do you own a van?____A truck with oversized tires?_____A waterbed?_____<br />
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button righ, or a tattoo?__________<br />
(If "yes" to any of #7, discontinure application aand leave premises)<br />
8. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?<br />
_____________________________________<br />
9. In 50 words or less what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?<br />
________________________________________ __<br />
10. In 50 words or less, what doesn "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?<br />
________________________________________ ____<br />
11. Church you attend_____________How often do you attend?___________<br />
12. When would be the best time to intervies your father, mother and <br />
priest/rabbi/minister?<br />
________________________________________ ____________________<br />
13. Answer all by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers all <br />
confindentail (That means I won't tell anyone, I promise)<br />
a)If I were shot, the last place I would want wonded is______________-<br />
b)If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my__________<br />
c) A woman's place is in the______________________<br />
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is______________<br />
e) When I first meet a girl, t he first thing I notice about her is_________<br />
(NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises <br />
keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)<br />
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up?________________<br />
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I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOUT IS TRUE AND CORRENCT TO THE BEST <br />
OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMEBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAL ANT <br />
TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE,AND RED HOT POKERS.<br />
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________________________________________ _<br />
Signature (That means your name, moron.)<br />
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Thank you for you interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You <br />
will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do not call or write. <br />
If you attempt any communication before your application in approve, automatic <br />
disqualification will result. If you application is rejected, you will be <br />
notifed by two gentleman wearing white ties and carring violin cases. (You <br />
might want to watch you back.)<br />
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Do you still want to date my daughter?:<br />
____ Yes, please accept my application.<br />
____ I um, no, I think I have the wrong house... <br />
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Hehehe. *ehem* Yes, well.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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