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1.If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while
ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop
doing that.

2.Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3.Use IM lingo where applicable.

4.Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had
this conversation."

5.Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the
other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6.Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise
me!" and hang up.

7.Answer their questions with questions.

8.Tell them to put the crust on top this time

9.Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song
from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD

10.Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell
them out.

11.Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy
bread."

12.Stutter on the letter "p."

13.Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (E.g. If
phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

14.Ask what the order taker is wearing.

15.Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

16.After they say “hello (the name of the pizza place)
how can I help you?” Respond with hi. Why did u call
me?

17.Rattle off your order with a determined air. If
they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and
become disoriented.

18.Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as
toppings.

19.Change your accent every three seconds.

20.Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal
pattern as follows from an equation you are about to
dictate. Ask if they need paper.

21.Act like you know the order taker from somewhere.
Say "Bed-Wetter’s Camp, right?"

22.Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little
later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."

23.If they repeat the order to make sure they have it
right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to
the first window."

24.Ask to rent a pizza.


25.Order while using an electric knife sharpener

26.Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say
yes, heave a sigh of relief.

27.Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni."
Use the long "I" sound.

28.Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

29.Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they
say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've

30.Got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer
proof that it is, in fact (Pizza Place), start to cry
and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

31.Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your
lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the
mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the
top of your lungs.

32.Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza
is, in fact, dead.

33.Imitate the order taker's voice.

34.Eliminate verbs from your speech.

35.When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh,
you mean now."

36.Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if
the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for
your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

37. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts
about country music.

38.Ask to see a menu.

39.Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with
this pizza.

40.Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your
dog it should be ashamed.

41. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen
of your best, Gaston!"

42.Doze off in the middle of the order, catch
yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

43.Psychoanalyze the order taker.

44.Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them,
and ask again.

45.Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start
fighting."

46.Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a
Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

47.Call to complain about service. Later, call to say
you were drunk and didn't mean it.

48.Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell
his supervisor he's fired.

49.Report a petty theft to the order taker.

50.Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

51.If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I
shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

52.Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

53.Try to talk while drinking something.

54.Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza
Place), Take 1, and... action!"

55.Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

56... ]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/18169113/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/18169113/ Sun, 04 May 2008 17:25:18 PDT
2) Male/Female: female.

3) Were you named after anyone: no

4) Does your name mean anything: hmmmm... flower!

5) Nick Name(s): well, Lily is kind of a nickname...for lillian.

6) What do you think you look like: uhh blonde hair... blue and/or green eyes (those freaky things alway changing around!!) idk. INDESCRIBABLE!!!!

7) Date of Birth: Nov 18, 1993

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: haha! not telling!

9) Nationality: hmm english, irish, finnish, greek. i think thats it.

10) Astrology Sign: scorpio

11) Chinese Astrology: rooster

12) Religion: none

13) What's your favorite smell: hmmm copied paper!!

14) Political Position: uhh democrat. i guess. not really into it.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning: OH JAY

16) Hair+Eye color: blonde hair and blue/green eyes

17) Do you look like anyone famous: not that i know of

18) What do you look like: how many times do i have to answer a version of this question!?? jk. ummm 8} <---- like that.

19) Any unusual talents: not really

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous: lefty

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: straight

22) What do you do for a living: breathe

23) What do you do for fun: Listen to Music, Watch Movies/TV, etc....SCHOOL!!! jk.

24) What Kind of material do you like to use: i use pencils and pens. and a camera.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with: cameras

26) Have you met your grandparents: yep

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: SINGLE!!! COME AND GET IT!!! haha jk.

28) Crush(s): nope

29) What celebrity would you date if you could: idk...johnny depp? from what i hear he's funny. and thats important.

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): all y'all

32) Favorite place to be: my room orr somewhere better! (better meaning mr. flaherty's room... hahahahaha Fig newtons)

33) Least favorite place to be:

34) Do you burn or tan: burn

35) Ever break a bone: nope (:

36) What is your favorite cereal: hmmm CEREALLL!!!! too many....lets see probably capt. crunch biznatches!

37) Person you cry with: alone usually


Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: yep

39) Any brothers: no

40) Any pets: dog

41) An Illness: Nope

42) Pager: No

43) A personal phone line: No

44) A cell phone: yes

45) A visible birthmark: does my arm count? if im wearing a t-shirt? lol

46) A pool or hot tub: pool

47) A car: my parents car HA!


Describe Your:

48) Personality: i like to laugh, im not really a go-getter when it comes to over-acheiving (although i somehow manage to pull through!!! hows that, absters? jk ha)

49) Driving: I can't drive yet

50) Your clothing style: jeans and a t-shirt/sweatshirt. ALWAYS!! haha

51) Room: writing on walls.... somewhat messy..(oh and i finally took down that GC poster!!! haha i hate them now. i went through a phase of liking them in like, what was it...5th grade? 6th? idk.)

52) What's missing: nada

53) School: ehhh ok

54) Bed: white...

55) Relationship with your parents: good

56) Do you believe in yourself: yes...every bit. not a doubtful bone in my body. jk. of course im pessimistic in my abilities from time to time, but then again, who isn't?

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: idk. i think you have to know someone to fall in love with them.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: im sorry what? uh huh. jk yeah im listening.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share: not really. its kind of abstract and all over the place.

Do you:

60) Get Along with your parents: yes

61) Save your emails: no- not unless i plan on revisiting. for like, a link or something.

62) Pray: no

63) Believe in reincarnation: idk

64) Brush your teeth twice a day: yep

65) Like to talk on the phone: no- not really a fan

66) Like to eat: yes! CHOMP!

67) Like to exercise: sometimes

68) Like to watch sports: no

69) Sing in a car: yep

70) What is a dream that you have all the time: idk. i might have a dream every so often where im like, RIP OFF!!! i've already had this one!!! damn. RIGGED!

71) Dream in Color: yeah

72) Do you have nightmares: oh cayz shun al ee. (occasionally.)

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: no

74) Right next to you: no.....

75) On your coffee cup: I don’t have one

76) On your mo... ]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/17077453/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/17077453/ Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:10:54 PST
02) Your nickname in DA: my1name1is1Lily

03) Birthday: November 28

04) Horoscope sign: scorpio

05) Birth town: this is sad-- idk!

06) Religion: none

07) Nationality: ummm english, irish, finnish, greek.

08) Parents: parents.

09) Do you love them: pshyeahr

10) Brothers or sisters: sister

11) Do you like the place where you live: it has its moments, but no.

12) Hair color: dirty blonde ish.

13) Color of your eyes: blue or green?

14) Height: about 5'3

15) Weight: medium? i dont own a scale

16) What school/grade are you going to: in 8th currently

18) Do you work anywhere: nope

19) What do you want to be in your life: i really am not quite sure yet- everything? jk. probably something in film. NY film school? probs.
20) Your life: monotony! jk.

21) Personal quote: mmkay.

22) Lucky number: 8 <--- bitch its mine! all you eighters!

23) What are you interested in: music? movies? all that gosh darn kid stuff! haha

24) Good side of your character: pssh probably that idk!

25) Bad side of it: hmm

26) Is your life happy: sure

27) Do you think that you are crazy: on occasion. like when i wish we could all just be pigeons and live simple lives!!!

28) What is the time: 7:50 pm

29) What is the date: 27th of february.

30) What's the weather like: snowahhy

31) Favourite day in a week: saturday. friday.

32) Favourite music: alll!!! serial.

34) Band: too many.

35) Song: Right Now? idk...lots

36) Best concert you have been: panic! at the disco. and sonya kitchell. i know. lol i went w/ my mom and it was actually pretty awesome.

37) Actress: hmm the woman from once? cuz shes FOREIGN! gotcha. and the madtv ppl...all. well, most.

38) Actor: the guy from the office-- tony. because i found out he was the gay guy in reno 911!!! so different! thats acting!

39) Film: lots..i just saw across the universe and that was pretty good

40) TV series: umm THE OFFICE, FAMILY GUY, etc. sarah silverman. too many sillyheads. southpark...

41) Theatre play: umm les mis? lol umm idk

42) Film director: idk

43) Do you want to be famous: sure? idk what i would be famous for.

44) Do you want to be an a---- Huh? this queston dosn't make any sense. does it mean....

45) Do you want to be a singer: if i could sing lahlz.

46) Book: too many. yeah im that kinda people. currently-- potential hazards of hester day. cuz she reminds me of that girl from the movie ghostworld.

47) Colors: green, blue,

49) Food: Chocolate, french fries, a lot. im an eater. CHOMP!! computer screen.

50) Drink: smoothie. frappe<--megan is an addict, btw.

51) Sweet: chocolate, twizzizzlahs. other canday

52) Fruit: strawberry-- all except grapefruit and melon- which tastes like SHAMPOO!

53) The worst food: ew like, steak

54) The Worst drink: blood.

55) The worst Singer: william hung, paris hilton.

56) The worst Band: just for eddie- imana go ahead and say smashing pumpkins. just because i know you'll appreciate this. in the form of angry words.

57) The worst Actor: hmm

58) The worst Actress: hmm

59) The worst Movie: ewww

60) The worst book: life in the fat lane!

61) Do you drink alcohol: no ah dont

62) Do you smoke: nope


63) Do you take some drugs: nope.

64) What do you adore to wear: loincloths. haha idk

65) Do you think you're pretty: No

67) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/male: well lets see... my dad.

68) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/female: my dad. yes, abby i believe he just might be half gay...if thats possible.

69) The most beautiful person on dA/male: just gorgious! idk. i dont call guys beautiful.

70) The most beautiful person on dA/female: u are reading her journal entry.

72) 5 your best friends on dA/female: no need to point them out- if they are my friends they would be reading this quiz! and laughing at me. all together. without me. haha

73) The ugliest person on dA/male: well...

74) The ugliest person on dA/female: well....

75) The person on dA who you love the most/female: all yall!

76) The person on dA who you love the most/male: god these questions are getting OLD!

77) The person on dA who you don't like at all/female: <3 u guys! srry jake- dont read this. SENTIMENTAL!!!

78) The person on dA who you don't like at all/male:
~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/16818856/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/16818856/ Sun, 10 Feb 2008 14:43:50 PST
[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospotiale.
[] I am/was a cheerleader.
[] I'm pretty ditzy.
[] I wear pink 24/7.
[] My looks are very important to me.
[X] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[ ] My hair is always straight.
[X] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[X] I laugh 24/7.
[] I have a million friends.
[X] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[] I'll only date popular guys.
[x] I listen to rap & pop music. (pop! goes the eighties. im jking yall.)
[] I have at least one designer bag.
[]My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[X] I don't have a job.
[] I wear lots of makeup.
[] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 5

Emo

[] I cry a lot.
[X] I go to local shows.
[] I wear black everyday.
[] I write sad poetry.
[x] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] (a FEW of)My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[] I self mutilate myself.
[] I think about suicide or death often.
[] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals.
[] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[] I wear many band shirts.
[] No one understands me.
[] I don't talk too often.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I wear black eyeliner.
[] My fingernails are black.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[] My hair is black.
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.(occasionally?)
[x] I love Hot Topic.
[] I always say 'life sucks'. (you suck.)
Total =5

Nerd

[] I have straight A's. (a's and b's?)
[x] I wear glasses(Do Abby's count? i think yes! they are mine betch.)
[] I always do my homework and study.
[] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[] Computer games = Love(maybe not games..but).
[] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.(necessary? i think not lol)
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[] I carry a calculator with me.
[X] I bring my lunch to school. whoo!
[] I always follow the rules.
[] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[X] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[] I always answer every question in class right.
[X] I correct people's grammar (hey. sometimes i let it slide. im not ANAL about it) lol
[X] I read a lot.
[X] School is very important to me.(ehhhh)
[] I always stump people.
Total = 7

Rebel

[] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[] I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.(for the things that matter)
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[] I won't listen to authority figures.
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[] I'm always arguing with people.
[] I love debate.
[] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[] I don't give a crap what people think of me.
[X] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[XXX] I laugh at people.
[] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 4

Jock

[] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[] I'm muscular.
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[XXXXXXX] I'm a chick/dude magnet. (um well duh)
[x] I eat a lot.
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go lots of sports games.
[] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 2

Comedian

[] I'm very funny.(not for me to decide?)
[X] I'm always making jokes.
[] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[] I always entertain people by being funny.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.(who??)
[] I watch comedies more than anything.(not more than anything...)
[X] I also watch SNL and Mad TV... ]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/15608716/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/15608716/ Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:55:07 PST ose

Life's mysteries and unanswered questions:

-what is the most sarcastic book you have ever read?
Steven Colbert's I Am America (and so can you!)

-what is your favorite genre of book?
um...fiction i suppose

-what is your favorite type of dance?
lol uh fast swing?

-favorite holiday?
halloween.

-have you hit someone today?
yes- in fun

-if nobody buys a ticket to a movie, does the theater still show it?
no- because one time me and a friend were the only people to see a movie...and because we were late they had to start the movie.

-Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
because there are more chickens than humans, and we simply dont want to be overcome by that particular species. and besides, chickens brought that on themselves. they act all spacey. but ducks, however, are fun to feed and play with...they trust anyone with bread...and they have more human-like qualities than chickens will ever have!!! but...uh...thank you for your eggs. jk

-If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
yes. well, depending on why they broke down your door.

-Can you cry underwater?
tears dont define crying- so yes.

-How is chess considered a sport?
it is?

-Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol?
I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

-Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
HAHA!!!!!!! haha thats funny....why, just the other day...nevermind.

-Can you slam a revolving door?
if you want a bloody nose...

-Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
no. no there isn't.

-What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
you get a band-aid. and possibly recieve another get well card if it gets infected.

-If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
yes- but they were rusty and in need of polish--- salad fingers hadn't carressed them in a while.

-Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
oh, uh... it doesn't??? jk. idk

-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
no. chickens do. and 'easter' bunnies are attracted to eggs. they wish they could lay them-- so they masquerade around trying to make small children believe that they do. but they dont.

-Why are red buttons always the most important?
because green buttons only mean go-- whereas red buttons can mean stop...or the end of the world.

-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
because counting is no fun....and paint is AWESOME

]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/15060534/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/15060534/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 14:56:47 PDT [ ] I love at least one shade of pink.
[ ] I don't like being messy.
[ ] My belongings are organized. (gosh.)
[ ] I don't like rock music.
[ ] I like wearing accessories all the time.
[x] Bright colors amaze me. (fireworks count!!!)
[ ] I hate black.
[ ] I go to the salon once a week.
[ ] I comb my hair almost all the time.
[x] I bring my phone with me everywhere (psh. safety!!)

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
I'm 20 percent girly. im mortified.


Boyish
[x] I wear baggy pants. (on occasion)
[ ] I play video games.(...the only one i know who doesnt...)
[x] I listen to boy bands like My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, Switchfoot, Sum 41 (eh, lil bit)
[x] I like wearing jackets with hoods.
[x] I'm too lazy to do chores.
[ ] I don't like shopping. (REALLY depends)
[ ] I like to go bungee jumping. (never tried. but i would give it a try)
[ ] I like being sweaty. (does anybody? *ahem* besides maddie...)
[ ] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes.
[x] I barely wear perfume.

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
I am 50% boyish.

Nerdy
[x] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket.
[ ] I enjoy studying.(GOD NO!)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I'm a straight-A student. (little bitish)
[x] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
[ ] I like my shirt tucked in
[ ] My favorite subject is science (L.A. i guess)
[x] I enjoy reading books.
[ ] My assignments are always passed on time. (most of the time.)
[x] I correct people with their grammar. (psh. not ALWAYS)

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
I'm 40% Nerdy

Emo
[ ] I love the color black.
[ ]I always sit at the corner.
[x] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.(not as a Look, but just kinda happens...lol)
[x] I like listening to rock music.
[ ] I have a lot of problems in my life.
[x] I'm not much of a loud person.
[ ] I don't talk much.
[x] I don't have that much friends.(not too many- but im happy)
[ ] I barely have fun.
[ ] I barely go out with my folks or friends.

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
I am 40% Emo.

Childish
[x] I am open to my parents.
[ ] I sleep with a stuff toy.
[x] I watch cartoons.(psh southpark and family guy count)
[ ] I don't like watching horror movies.
[ ] I sleep with a night light.
[ ] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
[ ] I'm scared of roller coasters.
[x] I like being with my family relatives (really depends on who)
[ ] I take bubble baths.
[ ] I've ran around the house in my underwear.

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
I'm 30% Childish.

Popular
[ ] A lot of people adore me.
[ ] I hangout with the coolest crew at school!(thats a question of taste and personal opinion/point of view...but w/e. we love it.)
[ ] My parents are loaded. (ah! guns!! not cool. lol)
[ ] I get everything I want.
[ ] I don't wear the same outfit twice.
[ ] I always have the latest gadgets.
[ ] I'm updated to the latest gossips.
[x] I don't like people blocking my way.(physically?)
[ ] I have a lot of friends. (not too many, but a healthy amount)
[ ] A lot of people look to me.(for...)
im 10%popular. dammit! im such a loser...what do i do?

]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14760151/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14760151/ Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:14:51 PDT well im preetty happy, but i suppose old enough to drive.

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
probably watching maddie draw in second grade- or attempting to draw alongside. (see cheeseismydestiny's answer to this question)

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
starve.

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
depends on whos on the receiving end.

5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
hmm now. i spose i would tattoo my sleeve, so i could remove it! ha! outsmarted!

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
too many to name, but i suppose chinese, japenese or mandarin. w/e. they all run together for me.

7) Do you know your neighbours?
one.

8) What do you consider a holiday?
halloween. whoo!

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
when i see it i do...SCORPIO! PSHyes.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
loved? well then in that case there would be no moving.

11) Are you touchy feely?
like a slug w/ their little touchy feelie things? nope. *poke poke* teehee.

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
magnets? yes. relationships, well then. i suppose because im not very likely to fall in love w/ myself, but maybe not opposites. just different.

13) Dream job?
um, um! ummm!!!!! i hate this question. im like the only one i know my age who has nooooo idea. well, too many ideas i suppose. it changes w/ the weather. idk. i believe that it would be cool to be fluent in another language and be a translator, but thats just todays dream.

14) Favorite channel(S)?
uh, comedy central, and....well any channel that has a show and/or movie that i like. broadness.

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
moovays. or

16) Showers or Baths?
shaowahs.

17) Do you paint your nails?
somes times.

18) Do you trust people easily?
um not rellay.

19) What are your phobias?
hmm...DROWNING. *gasp*

20) Do you want kids?
adopted if i must own one.

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
no- it would be empty.

22.) Where would you rather be right now?
oh, so many places. but yet i find myself at the computer, wasting my life away.

23) Heavy or light sleeper?
idk. im sleeping.

24) Are you paranoid?
of certain things, yes.

25) Are you impatient?
on certain things, yes i can be.

26) Who can you relate to?
whattie? idk

27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
i really dont feel anything- i don't believe its any different than any other type of marriage, gay etc. but they get a lot of crap about it.

28) Have you been burned by love?
nuh. uh.

29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
ruby ruby ruby ruby! except its usually on silent for school.

30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
vegging out in front of the tv like a looosah.

31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
hmm lemme check... it said, oh i knowwww! from meg.

32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
mah own.

33) What color shirt are you wearing?
red

34) Why is there no question here?
well thats simply because it leaves a space for me to put an ad in for kelly, on youtube and her new video, let me borrow that top. trust me, its a keeper. *logo*

35) Name three things you have on you at ALL times~?
phone. clothes. reasons for living.

36) What color are your bed sheets?
white

37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
uno

38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
ex-ca-use me?

39) What's your favorite town/city?
ny i suppose. i haven't been out of the usa. DAMMIT!

40) I can't wait till?
omg. i can live on my own.

41) Who got you to join myspace?
well nobody, seeing as i haven't got one.

42) What did you have for dinner last night?
mall food. its all the same

43) How tall are you barefoot?
5' 3''. gym class told me so.

44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
no

45) Do you own a gun?
nope

46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
o.j.

47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
wtf? thats called rape.

48) Do you have A.D.D.?
no

49) What time did you wake up today?
um 8 thirty ish.

50) Current worry?
have to get started... ]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14471258/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14471258/ Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:05:58 PDT
You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.

haha. sweet.

]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14470612/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14470612/ Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:27:14 PDT the personality quiz:
my answer is the one in all CAPS.

1. What is your age?
UNDER 18 YEARS OLD
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?
Male
FEMALE

3. When do you feel your best?
in the morning
during the afternoon & early evening
LATE AT NIGHT

4. You usually walk...
fairly fast with long steps
fairly fast with little steps
LESS FAST HEAD UP
less fast, head down
very slowly

5. When talking to people you...
stand with your arms folded
have your hands clasped
have one or both hands on your hips
touch or push the person to whom you are talking
FIDGET A LOT, BUT PAYING ATTENTION

6. When relaxing, you sit with...
your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
your legs crossed
your legs stretched out or straight
ONE LEG CURLED UNDER YOU

7. When something really amuses you, you react with...
BIG APPRECIATED LAUGH
a laugh but not a loud one
a quiet chuckle
a sheepish smile

8. When you go to a party or social gathering...
make a loud entrance so everybody notices you
MAKE A QUIET ENTRANCE- LOOK FOR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

9. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...
welcome the break
feel extremely irritated
VARY BETWEEN THESE TWO EXTREMES

10. Which of the following colors do you like the most?
red or orange
black
yellow or light blue
GREEN
dark blue or purple
white, brown, or gray

11. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are...
stretched out on your back
streched out face down on your stomach
ON YOUR SIDE, SLIGHTLY CURLED
with your head on one arm
with your head under the covers

12. You often dream that you are...
FALLING
fighting or struggling
searching for something or somebody
flying or floating
you usually have dreamless sleep
your dreams are always pleasant

results:
Your score on this personality test was 76%

Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural lead, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

huh. how do you score 76% on a personality quiz? is my personality only 76% there? or acceptable? ah!

]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14468820/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14468820/ Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:30:51 PDT the newest edition of Lilys online life!!!
ok. this one i took to not see what kind of personality i had...but what personality disorder i had. the results:
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

meaning...

Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow.

some of that doesn't match so well...but a lot of it is dead on. wtf? i don't seek isolation from others...i don't engage in eccentric behaviour and i can concentrate for a long period of time! but...the rest i cant honestly say i can't relate...well. that has been an educational experience. now i know what to watch out for so my condition doesn't worsen!!! oh no. maybe im paranoid too. and overdramatc! sounds bad. ok gotta go. ah! *tweak*

]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14352970/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14352970/ Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:12:19 PDT listening to itunes, taking this quiz, iming people. such an exciting life i lead today!

2) what did you do at 9:00 this morning?
probably looked at the clock, rolled on my back to stare at the ceiling, and determined the pros and cons of me actually getting up.

3) Who are you thinking about right now?
who? princess diana. i just saw like 3 commercials for movies about her life and death.

4) where is the one place you want to go before you die?
*squeek* i can only pick one?!?! jk. um, ah! somewhere far away...i think i would have to say something like tokyo or shanghai.

5) what movie have you watched this week?
a lot, but the last one was red eye.

6) who was the last person to talk to you?
my sister asking me if her jumping around behind my head while im concentrating on this quiz is annoying me. not that she'll stop anyway...jk

7) what do you do every night before you go to bed?
watch tv/computer. brush my teeth. the usual stuff.

8) what was the last thing you drew?
at a bday party we were drawing on ourselves w/ window markers...does that count?

9) any unusual favourite band that people probably don't know you like?
geez. there are so many. probably most that people dont know even exist. hmmm i guess i like the band beirut. some of their songs. not all tho.

10) song stuck in your head
the overplayed prelude 12/21 by afi

11) something you plan to do and you know you should be doing right now.
getting school supplies... gag.

]]> ~my1name1is1Lily http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14352637/ http://my1name1is1Lily.deviantart.com/journal/14352637/ Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:48:36 PDT
1. post these rules
2. each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves
3. tags should write a journal of these facts
4. at the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
5. go to their page and leave a comment telling them that they're tagged.

ugh. can you not see from my furrowed brow and stern look that i am very cross?

mmkay lets get this crap over with:
let me think. the 8 facts dont have to be interesting do they?
ok here goes.
1. i play guitar.
easy enough, so far so good...
2. i hate when people rub their hands together.
i think its just the sound it makes. *shudder*
3. i like to watch movies?
uh, im so very original.
4. i like all kinds of music, except when i can say, that song is to music as mcdonalds is to food!!!
again w/ the originality...
5. sparky is the love of my life...the object of my affection...
hmmm...
6. my favorite holiday is halloween.
fun fun fun!
7. i practically live on youtube
i have a life i swear!!!
8. i have a fascination w/ old fashioned things....and foreign things too i guess. idk. i like interesting things. wow that really says a lot about me.

WOO I DID IT!!! WHEW! 8 interesting facts did not come easily. but perserverance is the key!

and btw...
i must pick from a slew of DA users to place this tagging nonsense burden on them. so, uh, ya srry if you get picked! haha oh the power! MMMWWAAHHAHA!!!

cheeseismydestiny
maddiesnumber1fan

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