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                <title>jesus christ.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:31:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yeah.<br />jesus.  the christ-ly one.<br /><br />i told my grandma i might not believe in him on sunday.  <br />kind of regretting that now.<br />just because it means <i>dealing</i> with her knowing now.  <br /><br />i got a "he did this just for you: what god did to win your heart" book.  which would be funny, if it wasn't so serious.  <br />in it was a purple post-it that says:<br /><blockquote>12/16/09<br />Joy,<br />Will you please read this booklet...<br />It is about that one big one... that you said you're not sure about... over everything.<br />then please tell me what you think about</blockquote><br /><br />she can't even bring herself to say it.  i think that bothers me, too.  it's like i told her i'm gay, and she starts refering to my "problem," like a disease.  except i'm not gay, <i>i am agnostic</i>.  in the 'there may or may not be something out there, but at this point everything i've ever heard seems equally improbable and it's not worth it to me to commit to something that i don't have to deal with right now'.  in a 'there's enough shit occupying my life right now thankyouverrymuch'.  <br /><br />fail.  so much fail.<br />i have a headache.<br />i can't think.  <br />i can't remember.<br />i don't know.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>in case you're wondering</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:30:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ because i'm sure you do wonder every waking moment of your life just what exactly joy is doing <i>at this moment</i> and once again i shall indulge you - i am in the language lab, ignoring the english asignment.  you see, we are supposed to be writing a 2-3 page memoir, which sounds to me more like a personal narative, but whatever.  not a big deal. <br />we were supposed to have a page of ideas, a topic, a lead, something, a page worth of something by today.  this morning.  the beginning of class.  i wrote it between when i walked into class and when she decided no one else was coming because lo, it is late start wednesday, when no one ever shows.<br />anyway.  in the two minute interval, i said how i'm going to write about how we set up non-denominational lights and a non-denominational tree and moved the church pew up to the front of the room this morning, with a plan to write as sap as possable, and perhapse devolve into how objects relate to memory, specifically in relation to all of millar's <i>stuff</i>.  because he has a lot of it.  <br />but yes.  that's what i'm not doing right now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i are in the library.  with the shiny computers.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:39:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ for those of you who don't yet know, we have shiny new computers in the library.  the macs with the AMAZING keyboards that are like paper that feel like they should break and a screen the size of my tv and white and shiny and new and pirdy and they make me happy inside, they really do, but i have a question.<br />if we're able to pay for this many new computers<br />why can't we get locks on the bathroom doors?  <br />or working sinks?<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>something else for you to read...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:54:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ there are occasions in my life when i need to relay information to you in a timely fashion.  my question for y'all is, what would be the best way to relay such information?<br /><br />for instance: telephones and me do not get along very well, which leads us to the internet.  i tend to check dA, then facebook, then my email, then thatonethingthatsaystweet, then my other email, and then i keep a tab on facebook and dA while i do whatever i got online to do.<br /><br />so.  in case you forgot, the question was: where should i send important information?  <br /><br />also.  i mentioned it a few places, but i don't remember where- on tuesday the 1st when i was staying home with my psudo-pink eye i had my phone in the morning, and managed to lose it by mid-day.  i have not had it since goshi called around anthro-time [that would be 5th period] so IF YOU WISH ME TO CONTACT YOU THROUGH THE TELEPHONE you should know that [1] i will be using the house phone and [2] if you have changed your phone number since April 09, i don't have your number.  <br /><br />that is all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>iliediliedilied</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:00:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I HAS SOMETHING TO SAY NOAWISHLY.  AND YOU BE WANTSTEN TO HEAR.<br /><br />wow.  um.  i think that was a mix of lolcats and pirate?  hm.  i'm not sure if i should expand on pirate or try to go back to English Proper.  <br /><br />IN THE MEANTIME.<br /><br />I HAS GLASSES AGAIN.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/e/eager.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":eager:" title=":eager: by darkmoon3636" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/dummy.gif" width="21" height="15" alt=":dummy:" title="I am a dummy!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/l/la.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":la:" title="La la la la" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/l/la.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":la:" title="La la la la" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/dummy.gif" width="21" height="15" alt=":dummy:" title="I am a dummy!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/e/eager.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":eager:" title=":eager: by darkmoon3636" /><br /><br /><sub>it's like a convention of crazies.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>please snow please snow please snow please</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:38:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ it's been five days since i posted something.<br />that's a long time, for me.<br /><br />unfortunately, i don't have much to say.<br /><br /><br />..........hm.<br /><br />:/<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>you won't understand unless you deutch speak...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:17:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...with me, and you have to watch that one show.  the mighty boosh.  i can translate to english, but there's still that boosh thing.  anyway.<br /><br />in luci's part of the speech, luci buys a sexy purple wig, that some guy steals, and we go out and find the wig with the help of lestat and a friendly potato who loves me.  at the end of her speech, we have recovered the wig, the potato has proposed, and luci threw him into the sea.<br /><br />in <i>my</i> speech, which is cooler because it involves me, goes thusly.<br /><br />LESTAT!  HELP ME!  says i, but lestat was marrying luci.  so, i called up superman, but he was ironing his cape.<br />WHY GOD!?  WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO!?  asked i.  CAN NO ONE HELP ME?<br />then, i saw Old Gregg.<br />I'M OLD GREGG!  said he.  I'M OLD GREGG!  I'M OLD GREGG!<br />GO AWAY! cries I.  YOU'RE NOT HELPFUL.  i cried and cried.  HE'S GONE, HE'S LEFT ME, HE'S DEAD~~<br />buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut<br />who was that coming over the hill?  it was my mr. potato head!<br />i asked myself how he was still alive.<br />I CAN SWIM says he.<br />this is true.<br />so, mr. potato head and i had Old Gregg paint us.<br />THE END.<br /><br />ooooooooooooor in GERMAN where, sadly, this probably makes more sense:<br /><br />Ich schrie ÂLestat!  Hilf mir!Â  Aber Lestat heiratete Luci.  So, rief ich Superman, aber er bÃ¼gelte sein Cape.<br />ÂWarum, Gott!?  Warum macten Sie das!?Â fragte ich.  ÂKann niemand mir helfen?Â<br />Dann, sah ich Old Gregg.<br />ÂIch bin Old Gregg!Â sagte er.  ÂIch bin Old Gregg, ich bin Old Gregg!Â<br /><br />ÂGeh, geh!Â weinte ich.  ÂDu hilfst mir nicht!Â  Ich weinte und weinte.  ÂEr starb, er ging, er entkam...Â<br />Aber...<br />Wer kam Ã¼ber dem HÃ¼gel?  Es war Herr Kartopfelkopf!  Ich fragte mich wie er Ã¼berlebte.<br />ÂIch kann schwimmenÂ sagte er.  <br />Das stimpt.<br />So, Herr Kartopfelkopf und ich habe Old Gregg gemalt uns.<br />Das Ende.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i do have a talent.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:29:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ for those of you un[fortunate?] enough to miss my latest episode today <br /><br />i broke a knitting needle.  <i>with my mind</i>.  <-- that is the only reasonable explanation.  has nothing to do with the fact that it was SO VERY COLD outside and probably broke because it's SO VERY COLD out.  <br /><br />no.  instead, my waving of the knitting needle for dramatic effect broke the needle with my mind.  <br /><br />other then that, my life was fairly normal.<br /><br />yeah.  <br /><br />not much.<br /><br />WITH MY MIND, PEOPLE.  WITH MY MIND.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>JUST SO WE'RE ALL CLEAR ABOUT THIS</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:29:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WE HAS PLANS.  I SHALL TELL YOU OF THEM.  AGAIN.  <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletyellow.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletyellow:" title="Bullet; Yellow" /> <b>December 12</b>: Popcycles starts at 7.30.  cost is 10$<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> <b>December 28 & 29</b>: i can pick you up from downtown at <b>2.00</b> on the 28th.  if you live closer to my house than the school, you can come directly to my house around 3.00.  at <b>12.00</b> on the 29th i will take you back to the max, which  means you should get downtown before <b>1.00</b>.  <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> <b>January 4</b>: we will be exchanging our not-so-secret santa things at lunch.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> <b>January</b> 13?  imsorrybeccaidontrememberyourbirfday!!  we need to find something REALLY COOL to do.  because becca's not online and that means PLANNING TIME with capital letters and everything.<br /><br />YOU SHALL NOT FORGET THESE THINGS.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>aid and assist?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:41:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>needless introduction:</b> every year, the cousins on my mother's side of the family do a secret-santa thing that's even less secret than the stuff we do as an ameba, which is to say that not only do things get posted online, but we can offer suggestions that fit within the 15$ price limits.<br /><br /><b>needful introduction [filled with need~]:</b> i got alyssa, my 10 year old cousin, and <i>she</i> said:<blockquote>Paint or drawing stuff. I have recently become fond of drawing and painting.I would love an essal, a sketch book/drawing paper, new paints, colored pencils/markers/crayons or oil pastels. </blockquote><br />so <i>i</i> got her <br />- sketchbookpadthing: med weight drawing paper, 9.5x6", 70 sheets<br />- oil pastels: 36 "brilliant" colours <br />- charcoal: 12 "regular size" square sticks<br />- oil paints: twelve 12 ml tubes<br />- set of 4 paint brushes<br />- 6 well paint palette<br /><b>no-longer introduction-y:</b> is this acceptable?  i have no idea.  part of me is really rather proud, because <i>fuck, i got 21.76$ worth of shit for 16.76</i> and I think it's okay, but i'm kind of looking for someone to tell me i'm a genius gift-giver, because <br />[1] i can't spell genius and this depresses me; and<br />[2] it'll be ages till i find out if she likes it or not and i want someone to say they like it <i>right now</i>.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU A LOT.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:00:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/03/nyregion/03marriage.html?_r=2&hp">"While the Catholic Church rejects unjust discrimination against homosexual men and women, there is no question that marriage by its nature is the union of one man and one woman"</a><br /><br />it's not that we <i>discriminate</i> against you, exactly, we just won't allow you the basic rights everyone else can have. <br /><br />lkasjfljdsfflkjsdalfkas;dlfj;ladskfj;lkasdt<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>but why is the rum gone?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:23:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i curse my immune system and its GOD AWFUL TIMING!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>nothing important.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:05:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is no one online when i want them to be?  this is a serious problem, you know.  kind of like my procrastination.  <br /><br /><sub>you should convince me to write my english paper.  or my german.  or my anthro.  or the econ.  or...  anything, really.  please?</sub><br /><br />ALSOWHILEIAMHERETAKINGUPSPACEANDSHIT.  secret santa things.  when're they happening?  and may i suggest the day we get back to school?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>irememberwhatiwasgoingtosaybeforebutthenforgot~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:06:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ it's that in the next 10-12 days, i shall be getting glasses with the right prescription!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br /><br />this does, however, mean that<br />1) i will be wearing contacts for about 2 weeks.  you'll have to get over it.<br />2) i will be sticker-less.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/o/ohnoes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":ohnoes:" title="Oh Noes!" /><br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>bah humbug.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:29:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i think my problem with the holidays this year -because i'm really not ready, <i>so</i> not ready- is that there has been no frost.  at least, that's what i'm telling myself.  because otherwise ...i don't know.  D=<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>post-post-thanksgiving event picture information</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:07:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i have awful pictures.  if you were there, see how much i suck.  if you weren't, see all you... didn't actually have to be there for.  ALL GOING ONTO PHOTOBUCKET just as soon as i get a charge on my camera.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://s591.photobucket.com/albums/ss352/CocklateChipCookies/Thaksgivingfail%2009/">[link]</a> <-- THERE THEY ARE.  GO LOOK AT YOURSELVES.<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:19:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ we need movies for tomorrow.<br />so.  if you're coming, BRING THEM.<br /><br />otherwise we'll sit and watch The Last Unicorn and Sicko <i>all day long</i>.<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>i have a calender, i swear!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:29:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>edit</b>: <br />so, apparantly i lied.  i am on here before it gets <i>sooooooooo veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy laaaaaaaaaateeeeeeeee</i> but i didn't know that, okay?  anyway, i just wanted to briefly mention that my mother checked my wrists.  TO SEE IF I'M CUTTING MYSELF.  you know, just in case you didn't know what i meant by 'checking my wrists.'  also, have any of you changed your number?  coz someone who ends in 3954 is texting me and I HAS NO MONIES FOR THAT KTHXBAI.  anyway.  HAPPYTHANKSGIVINGishallseeyouallonfriday iloveyouandallthatjazz~~ <br /><b>/edit</b><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><sub><br />seeing as i {probably} won't be on to-morrow until sooooooooo veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy laaaaaaaaaateeeeeeeee..............<br /><br /><br />HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND HOPE YOU ALL GET <b>FAT</b>, OKAY?<br /><br />good.  now then.  i shall refresh the page until someone gets on.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/tighthug.gif" width="40" height="18" alt=":tighthug:" title="Tight Hug" /><br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>fslkjfasldkfj</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:26:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WHY DO MY GRANDPARENTS FEEL THE NEED TO NOT ONLY INVITE THEMSELVES TO MY HOUSE BUT ALSO <b>WALK IN</b>!?  IF YOU WANT IN THE HOUSE, WAIT FOR ME TO OPEN THE DOOR.<br /><br />D:<<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>lawl</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:48:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ anyone else find it amusing how easily their parents are threatened?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />my mom was yelling at my brother, and i realized<br />she's full of shit<br />but, not only that<br />-because that happens regularly-<br />but she's just a scared little girl <br />afraid of losing the little control she's got.<br /><br /><br />and i would have laughed, if it wasn't so sad.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />in other news:<br />i's got nothing to do.<br />SPAM ME PLEASE.  anything.<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>excuse me, sir.  i seem to have misplaced my mind.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:26:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ as well as all my knitting stuff. well, not ALL.  of my pink yarn&knitted squares i have one needle in my possession.  the rest went where all the missing things go.  away~<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>SCHEDULES</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:07:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblack.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblack:" title="Bullet; Black" /> On November the 28th [Saturday, next week, after Thanksgiving] y'all're coming over.  But you kind of need to bring food.  We currently have a jar of pasta sauce, thanks to Thomas, but we could use another one and two boxes of pasta.  Malaria, I am going to get you garlic bread.  Yes, to see you suffer.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblack.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblack:" title="Bullet; Black" /> On December 12th I wanna go to Popcycles and make fun of everyone who's not singing Tegan&<b>Sara-with-no-h</b> covers.  It'll make me feel better.  You should join me.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblack.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblack:" title="Bullet; Black" /> On December 28th&29th, we're doing the Post-Christmas-Pre-New-Year's-Overnight-If-You-Can-Make-It thing.  Andy, I'm not sure if you said we could actually have it at your place or if I should ask my mother while she's still trying to get on my nice side.<br /><br /><br /><br />Now we just need to plan Becca's Party~<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>so i got in the truck...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:03:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ and one of the first things that comes out of my mother's mouth is: "your hair is <i>wet</i>?"<br />yes, mom.  yes it is.  <br />"i wish you wouldn't do that.  it makes your hair greasy."<br /><br />please note: i did not laugh.  i did not say: mom, that's not grease.  that's a combination of leftover katchup mixed with gell.  <br /><br />"we took some pictures with my hair dry."<br /><br /><br /><br />DEAR GOD.  I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS.<br />andy, you better hurry up.  i think i just might die.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />also: for those of you wondering, katchup<br />1. smells AWFUL<br />2. is kinda itchy.  especially outside.<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>.,.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:13:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ does anyone know how to fold paper cranes?<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>updates i am interested in informing you of</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:22:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT:<br />Michael and Katrina and Ali were <i>amazing</i> at the audition things.  except for the part where Ali's mic kept cutting out.  That was not good.  But the rest of it was <i>absolutely lovely, darlings~ </i><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SECOND, AND FAR LESS SO:<br />grades [finally] came.  and....  i did okay.  better than okay, actually.  this has been my best report card so far.  pity it's only the quarter.  pity this is the best.  BUT.  I SHALL SHARE WITH YOU.<br /><br />chem: b- [76% <- he messes with percents]<br />english: a [102%]<br />econ: a [91%]<br />german: b [86?%]<br />anthro: b [no idea]<br />tok (millar): a [no idea]<br />tok (dreier): no grade.<br /><br />for a grand total of 3.5<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>an unofficial poll michael is not invited to:</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:21:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ what is the most nauseous colour you can think of?<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>it is finished~</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:52:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my scarfy-warfy.<br /><br />it doesn't even have that many holes~<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>i have been thinking</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:38:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ in a thoughtful sort of way.<br /><br />this started friday, i think,<br />during tok<br />and Goshi and Andy and I were talking<br />and, somehow, I thought of Etsy.<br /><br />[in case you haven't heard yet<br />it's sort of like ebay<br />except for all hand-made items<br />and also generally better]<br /><br />and i was thinking<br />[a terrible habit, i know]<br />that<br />-at some point-<br />i could sell jams and things<br />and earn <i>some</i> money from that.<br /><br />and<br />i kind of like this idea.<br /><br />but i am looking for a voice of reason.<br />can anyone think of any way this might go poorly?<br />or fail miserably, for that matter?  <br /><br />or anything, really, i'm not particular.<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>&lt;3</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:03:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i really like coming home early<br />and having nothing to do.<br /><br />i used to skip class<br />well, not <i>all</i> the time<br />but i did miss a fair amount of PE freshman year<br /><br />[english last year wasn't the same<br />if you're still in the building it doesn't count]<br /><br /><br /><br />but i left school<br />and it was windy<br />[i love the wind. <br />have i mentioned that before?]<br />and the leaves were whirling <br />[i love them too. <br />fall, actually.<br />autumn and i have a <i>thing</i>]<br /><br />and it was lovely.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />and also i wanted to cover up the other journal.<br />and i just have this need to post things.<br />it's like crack.<br />i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it.<br /><br /><br />also: new skin.<br />i shall miss these.<br />anyone know how long "a limited time" <i>is</i>, exactly?<br /><br /><div class="cssby">Journal CSS By =<a class="u" href="http://dot-silver.deviantart.com/">dot-Silver</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>in which i rant about my mother.  again.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:58:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/friends">Friends</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.behance.net/syntheticy">Behance.Network</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://twitter.com/syntheticy">Twitter</a>  -  <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/checkout/?mx=gift&utm_source=userpage&utm_medium=userpage&utm_campaign=userpage&subscribe=flex177">Donate me.</a></div><br /><br />it seems like every week my mother gives me another reason why i should stay at home instead of move out after this graduation business.  'not bribery,' she says, 'just being smart.'<br />here's the list so far:<br />- re-painting my room<br />- a printer upstairs<br />- internet upstairs<br />- the van<br /><br /><i>she's giving me a <u>car</u> if i stay home</i>.<br /><br />which would be nice.  if i actually believed it would happen.  but she told me i'd be getting glasses with the right prescription <i>months</i> ago, and that still hasn't happened. she doesn't have the money to do this shit even if she wanted to.  does she think i can't hear them fight about money <i>every month</i>?  does she think i'm <i>stupid?</i><br /><br />all that asside: what she doesn't seem to <u>get</u> is that <i>i'm leaving <b>because of her</b></i>.  i am so damn sick of all her shit.  <strike>i don't know if i can deal with another few months, let alone a few years.</strike>  that's an exaggeration.  i could suck it up.  bitch it out.  internet in my room would sure be helpful there.<br /><br />but.<br /><br />i don't want to be here.  of all the things i have planed right now, moving out is the only one i'm actually looking forward to [as opposed to a sort of 'well, at least now i have a plan']  <br /><br />a week ago, actually, we had one of our stupid little fights, and it wouldn't be worth mentioning except it was then that i realized the first year after i move out i'm not going to have christmas with them.<br />"sorry, mom, i have other plans"  *click*<br />I want to spend the whole damn day doing laundry.<br />you know why?<br /><br />I.  Don't.  Want.  To.  Be.  Here.<br /><br />and giving me a car Isn't Going To Change That.<br /><br />bitch.<br /><br />---<br /><br /><br /><br />in other news, my finger is doing much better.  I thank you all for listening to these things.<br /><br /><u><sup><div align="center">CSS Journal Coded by =<a class="u" href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/">FleX177</a></div></sup></u><br /> ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:25:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/friends">Friends</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.behance.net/syntheticy">Behance.Network</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://twitter.com/syntheticy">Twitter</a>  -  <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/checkout/?mx=gift&utm_source=userpage&utm_medium=userpage&utm_campaign=userpage&subscribe=flex177">Donate me.</a></div><br /><br />since you are all my therapy group, i thought you should know:<br />MY SISTER CLOSED THE CAR DOOR ON MY FINGER.<br />TWO MINUTES LATER, MY FINGER'S ALREADY TWICE AS FAT.<br /><br /><br />ALSO: HUNT AND PECK IS HELL.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><sub>yes, i know she didn't mean too, but it still hurts like a motherfucker.  <br />IRRATIONAL ANGER IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!  <br />D:<<br /><br /><u><sup><div align="center">CSS Journal Coded by =<a class="u" href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/">FleX177</a></div></sup></u><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>talking about healthcare reform makes me headach-y</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:23:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/friends">Friends</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.behance.net/syntheticy">Behance.Network</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://twitter.com/syntheticy">Twitter</a>  -  <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/checkout/?mx=gift&utm_source=userpage&utm_medium=userpage&utm_campaign=userpage&subscribe=flex177">Donate me.</a></div><br /><br />BUT.  ZOMBI SENIOR PICTURES MAKE ME TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS.  I'm terribly excited.  <i>Jooooooooooooooooin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuus~<br /><br /><u><sup><div align="center">CSS Journal Coded by =<a class="u" href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/">FleX177</a></div></sup></u><br /></i> ]]></description>
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                <title>hm.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:21:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/friends">Friends</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.behance.net/syntheticy">Behance.Network</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://twitter.com/syntheticy">Twitter</a>  -  <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/checkout/?mx=gift&utm_source=userpage&utm_medium=userpage&utm_campaign=userpage&subscribe=flex177">Donate me.</a></div><br /><br />dA keeps randomly logging me out.  Anyone else having this problem?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />also:<br />i'm <i>really</i> liking this journal skin thing.  if i had a job, it might be worth a subscription.<br /><br /><u><sup><div align="center">CSS Journal Coded by =<a class="u" href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/">FleX177</a></div></sup></u><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ANNOUNCEMENT:</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:32:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/friends">Friends</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.behance.net/syntheticy">Behance.Network</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://twitter.com/syntheticy">Twitter</a>  -  <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/checkout/?mx=gift&utm_source=userpage&utm_medium=userpage&utm_campaign=userpage&subscribe=flex177">Donate me.</a></div><br /><br />AS YOU ARE ALL PROBABLY AWARE, WE HAVE NO SCHOOL ON WEDNESDAY.  I know that some of you would rather, say, <i>leave</i> your house than stay inside it.  If you (yes, you.) are a part of that group,  you are welcome to visit me in my adobe<sup>*</sup>.  I will be up and functioning by 8, but probably will not be the best of company until 10 or so.  You can drop by anytime from then (either of the thens) until... oh, probably 5ish, but I have a feeling we're fairly flexible there, too.<br />I plan on chocolate-chip-cookie-making, ironing plastic bags into coats, watching <i>The Last Unicorn</i> and burning phone books.  <br />YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.<br /><br /><br /><br /><sup>*</sup> I'm assuming you know where that is.  If not... use magic.  Or take the max.  Yellow line, get off at Lombard [call me here; we'll head out toward you], walk to Fred Myer, go past the parking lot, up the round-about-bridge, over the freeway, though the pizza place parking lot (laugh at the "have ideas" graffiti) go up two blocks (say "hi" to the chickens), turn left, and by that time maybe we'll all have put on our shoes and can meet you in the front lawn~<br />AND HEY.  YOU SHOULS DEFIANTLY CALL.<br /><br /><u><sup><div align="center">CSS Journal Coded by =<a class="u" href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/">FleX177</a></div></sup></u><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Goodnight Irene</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:05:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/friends">Friends</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.behance.net/syntheticy">Behance.Network</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://twitter.com/syntheticy">Twitter</a>  -  <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/checkout/?mx=gift&utm_source=userpage&utm_medium=userpage&utm_campaign=userpage&subscribe=flex177">Donate me.</a></div><br /><br />Irene goodnight, Irene goodnight<br />Goodnight Irene, goodnight Irene<br />I'll kiss you in my dreams<br /><br />I asked your mother for you <br />She told me that you were too young<br />I wished the Lord I'd never seen your face<br />I'm sorry you were born<br /><br />Irene goodnight, Irene goodnight<br />Goodnight Irene, goodnight Irene<br />I'll kiss you in my dreams<br /><br />Sometimes I live in the country<br />Sometimes I live in the town<br />Sometimes I take a great notion<br />To jump in the river and drown<br /><br />Irene goodnight, Irene goodnight<br />Goodnight Irene, goodnight Irene<br />I'll kiss you in my dreams<br /><br />Stop rambling, stop your gambling<br />Stop staying out late at night<br />Go home to your wife and your family<br />Stay there by your fireside bright<br /><br />Irene goodnight, Irene goodnight<br />Goodnight Irene, goodnight Irene<br />I'll kiss you in my dreams<br /><br />I love Irene, God knows I do<br />I'll love her till the seas run dry<br />If Irene turns her back on me<br />I'd take the morphine and die<br /><br />Irene goodnight, Irene goodnight<br />Goodnight Irene, goodnight Irene<br />I'll kiss you in my dreams<br /><br /><u><sup><div align="center">CSS Journal Coded by =<a class="u" href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/">FleX177</a></div></sup></u><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>peter pan syndrom</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:11:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i hate growing up.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />that is all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>econ-related assistance</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:22:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ anyone have a grandparent 65 or better and on medicare/cade?<br />taelor and i need to borrow them for a survey.<br /><br /><br />even an email would would help~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i'm excited.  you should hear about it.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:45:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ when you get mail from England?<br />it says "royal mail".<br /><br /><br /><br />ITSFUCKINGAMAZINGOKAY!?<br /><br /><br />have some eye cancer.<br /><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><a href="http://eyecancerplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/y/eyecancerplz.gif?1" alt=":iconeyecancerplz:" title="eyecancerplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>hey hey hay</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:56:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i think after school maÃ±ana i wanna take some pictures at the pge max thingy.  anyone wanna come?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>did you know...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:51:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ the school's internet explorer has no spell check?  it bothers me.<br /><br />anyway.  HERE BEGINS A RANT about the two hours of my day.<br /><br />i woke up at 7.00.  when i'm supposed to be walking out the door.  not a good begining, right?  but i do get up, and i run around the house making a general mess of things, managing to grab two trays of cinnamon rolls and 2 jars of jam for the german Cultural Experiance to-day.  oh!  we have that.  that's nice.  i needed that.  anyway, that was about the only thing i brought.  as in: no english binder [with my book and the two asignments that were due], no chemestry notes [for the quiz i was supposed to make up that i haven't studied for], no bowl [for the goup tok project we're presenting], no wallet [for going home], no pens [for the test i have to take before the Cultural Exp[periance], no nothing.<br />I ARE BEING ANGRY NOAW.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>fish update major revise</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:59:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 10 fish were brought home from the fish store.<br /><br />one now resides in my tank.<br /><br />the one with the fucking mustache.<br /><br />his name is charley, as in charlie chaplin.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>fish update</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:21:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ because you need more spam.<br /><br />the filter hasn't been working right the past few days - turns out the one that we've been using for... well, since june, was made for a tank 10 gallons instead of 20.  whoooooopse~<br /><br />so, now we have new filters................. and new fish.  ten of them. <br /><br />pictures to be coming soonishly.  coz they're cute and small (hitler's at least 3 [edit: 5]x their size) and spotted.  <br /><br />:3<br /><br /><br />edit: of the 10 fish mom brought home, 2 have died.<br />of the remaining 8, one shall be called hannibal.<br />editedit: hannibal died.<br />this does not appear promising.<br />triple edit: of the 10 fish, 4 remain.<br />if any of them pull though, i will blame it on their super powers.  because they must have some.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>artificial insemination + facefail</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:36:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ just found out how unlikely it is that i will ever do the artificial insemination thing due to financial constraints.   which kind of blows.  didn't talk about it much, but i did kind of want to do that.  it's different than foster care.  i dunno.  that was kind of a downer.<br /><br />but!  on a completely different note: michael convinced me to get a facefail.  so.  that's done now.<br /><br />also, i have the sweeny todd soundtrack out from the library.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR CAPITAL LETTERS!! [update]</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:55:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/friends">Friends</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.behance.net/syntheticy">Behance.Network</a>  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://twitter.com/syntheticy">Twitter</a>  -  <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/checkout/?mx=gift&utm_source=userpage&utm_medium=userpage&utm_campaign=userpage&subscribe=flex177">Donate me.</a></div><br /><br />update begins here:<br />WE HAVE SELECTED A DAY.  our post-christmas-pre-new-year's non-denominational celebratory Event shall be held <b>MONDAY DECEMBER 28</b>, quite probably at my house.  we shall see, i still have to talk to my padres.  we can try for overnight [for those who can] but if we do we'll need to include the bringing of sleeping containment devices [ei: blankets, sleeping bags, &c] lest you all sleep on the floor.  REMEMBER: MY FLOOR IS MADE OF CONCRETE.  THAT MEANS IT IS PAINFUL.  <br />ALSO: i think we need a thanksgiving-week outing as well.  i know friday's probably no good; how's <b>saturday [the28th]</b> feel?  <br />update has ended. <br /> -----<br />old entry begins:<br /><sub>we need to start planning holiday-type events.  by which i mean pick a day for both our Post-Thanksgiving-November-Event and also our Post-Christmas-Pre-New-Year's-Eve-December-Event.<br /><br />Katrina, this is mostly for you, as i'm fairly certain we can all plead and beg ourselves if we have a particular day, so long as its not major-holiday-y.  SO LOOK AT YOUR CALENDER, FOOLS.<br /><br />after we pick a day we can get a house.  <br /><br /><br />ALSO: if we're going to do our mystical magical gift exchange, we need to pick names soon.  say monday?<br /><br />kalie, if you could relay all this to joshy that would be wonderful.<br /><br /><u><sup><div align="center">CSS Journal Coded by =<a class="u" href="http://flex177.deviantart.com/">FleX177</a></div></sup></u><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>when we next go get fast food...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:25:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sup>...we must remember:<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblack.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblack:" title="Bullet; Black" /> napkins<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblack.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblack:" title="Bullet; Black" /> spoons [unless we are eating noodles, in which case forks are acceptable]<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblack.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblack:" title="Bullet; Black" /> AND TO CHECK that the people working at the ASIAN restaurant are not MEXICAN because this has been proven to create problems.  LOTS OF THEM.  D:<<br /><br />but.  the rest of yesterday was fun.</sup><br /><br />--<br />Happy Hallows' Eve, everyone!<br /><br />--<br /><br /><sub>anyone wanna hang out before we get grades?<br />coz i don't want to be here.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>more good news</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:12:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ first off, and less important, i found my mother's hidden stamp stash.  but.  i still want to go to lloyd tomorrow and get some more, because after my letter writing i got crazy nostalgic and realized there's mountains of people i should write letters to.  i really hope this works out well.  <br />second, and the main point of all this, is that with all the commotion yesterday about letters, i forgot to mention that herr duggan has permitted our german class to plan a Cultural Experience involving tea and cakes and coffee and bread and other wonderful snack-and-music-and-festive type things.  i'm rather excited.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>rememberrememberrememberTWOWEEKSAGO...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:54:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ when i went on that WOE IS ME thing because i noticed it was ben AFTER he walked away?  <br />i wrote a letter that night.  and then put stuff on top of it.  and left it there.  until this morning.  and then forgot about it.  and then kalie reminded me.  coz she's awesome.  and now i have a letter all written out soon-to-be-placed-in-an-envelope, as soon as i type it out to y'all.  but first, i has a question:  does anyone have any stamps?<br /><br /><blockquote>Hey, Ben~<br />You know, i saw you the other day.  almost two weeks ago, actually.  damn my procrastination.  at least, i think it was you.  he had your eyes, anyway.  did you, perchance, grow a bit since i saw you last?  and buy yourself a red shirt?  or maybe i'm just crazy.  it wouldn't surprise me, actually.<br />anyways, this is just to say 'hi.'  that 'i'm thinking of you.'  other crazy-cliche Hallmark stuff.  <br />but now i have all this space left.<blockquote>stupid paper</blockquote><br />you go to Grant, right?  do you see Matt much?  you should tell him i say 'hi,' too.<br />In the meantime, you know what i have stuck in my head?<blockquote>an icky sticky ooey gooey <br />chubby tubby gummy gluey<br />flappy lumpy bumpy hunk of jello~<blockquote>(mostly because you need to remember)</blockquote></blockquote>anyway.  that was about it.  kind of a waste of a letter...<br />see you (maybe)<br />joy</blockquote><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>&lt;3</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:19:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ to-day is my brother's birthday<br />saturday is hallow's eve<br />the first is all saint's day<br />the fifth is guy fawkes' day<br />then there's thanksgiving<br />and christmas...<br /><br />i love the holidays~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>odd question</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:21:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i will make 3 sugar cookies for anyone who can tell me which disney song i was thinking of.  because i totally forgot and it's really bothering me.<br /><br />edit: <br />clues:<br />it's not from ariel, aladdin, or lion king.<br />it is part of the pre-computer generated generation.<br /><br /><br /><br />Edit: again....<br /><br />so, it turns out i couldn't remember the third disney song because, well, it wasn't disney.  D=  IMSORRYEVERYONETHANKSANDILOVEYOU<3<br />[if you are interested, it was A Fine, Fine Line from Ave. Q<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>egyptian rat screw</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:08:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i just taught my mum and aunt to play.<br /><br />that was... interesting...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />also.  kalie's news is kind of exciting me.  a lot.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>D=</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:46:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my dad brought home a loaf of french bread.  <br />and all i can do right now is go <br />"hohoho" in that ridicules french-chef-from-Ariel voice.<br /><br /><br /><br />it's terribly amusing~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:12:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i have decided <br />that dropping the kiddies off in the morning<br />is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy annoying.<br /><br />at least it's only once a month?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />in other news, millions of people are still not at school<br />which makes my classes a lonely place.<br />i miss you~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>this is me.  studying german.  durring english.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:51:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ werde wirst wird werden wirdst werden <br />werde wirst wird werden werdst werden <br />werde wirst wird werden werdst werden.<br /><br />Diesest Wochenende werde ich mit ein Freund von mir in der Stadt gehen und wir werden spazieren. ich will ein film sehen, aber ich werde auf die kinder aufpassen muessen. ich werde auch ein brot backen und Musik hoeren und Hausaufgaben machen. <br /><br />Letztest Wochenende habe ich Apfelsaft gemacht, Pizza essen und mein Hausaufgaben machen, aber diesest Wochenende werde ich mit ein Freund von mir in der Stadt gehen und wir werden spazieren. ich will ein film sehen, aber ich werde auf die kinder aufpassen mussen. ich werde auch ein brot backen und Musik hoeren und Hausaufgaben machen.<br /><br />werde wirst wird werden werdet werden<br />werde wirst wird werden werdet werden<br />werde wirst wird werden werdet werden.<br /><br />ich habe gemacht.<br />ich habe gehabt.<br />ich bin gewesen. <br /><br />sein ist war ist gewesen.<br /><br />werde wirst wird werden werdet<br />sein ist war ist gewesen<br /><br />auf die kinder aufpassen<br />auf die kinder aufpassen<br />auf die kinder aufpassen<br /><br />sein ist war ist gewesen<br /><br />werde wirst wird werden werdet<br />werde wirst wird werden werdet<br />werde wirst wird werden werdet<br />werde wirst wird werden werdet<br /><br />sein ist war ist gewesen<br /><br />am Wochenende werde ich mein Hausaufgaben machen, ein Brot backen, und auf die Kinder aufpassen, aber leztes Wochenende habe ich Musik hoeren, Apfelsaft machen und mein Hausaufgaben machen.<br /><br />mein gott.<br /><br />wiel is a verb kicker.<br />denn is not.<br /><br />sein ist war ist gewesen.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>D8</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:00:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i got off the max and - well, you guys know how i am when i'm walking in the hallway, right?  SUPER UNOBSERVANT - and i was thinking about my english paper thing (my name is Elizabeth Joy Held, i'm a 50s mom with 13 children...) and anyway this guy walks past me and i wouldn't of noticed except he walked RIGHT in front of me and i was like "ohshit" and had a sieriese of thoughts i'd like to share:<br />- damn he's tall<br />- that is a very red shirt<br />- HOLY SHIT THAT WAS BEN.<br />[for those of you who don't know, i used to know ben.  he went to middle school with me.  and, back then, we were rather close friends.]<br /><br /><br /><br />i miss him~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>for your entertainment value...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:29:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>oh, the power....</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:52:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ a lecture cleverly disguised as a childrenÂs story [because this one is so much better than the last one i came up with and i know i'll forget it otherwise]:<br /><br />An itsy bitsy spider<br />went up the water spout<br />Down came the rain<br />and washed the spider out<br />Out came the sun<br />and dried up all the rain<br />and the itsy bitsy spider<br />went up the spout again.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>xD</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:35:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i don't think i mentioned this today, as i was distracted by the GAPING WOUND ON MY FINGER but.....................<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I HAS AN IPOD AGAIN.<br />AND I AM SO HAPPY.<br />I COULD DIE.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />that is all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>this is why i don't read fan fiction.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:05:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ because i start to read one only to find that "the server where this page is located isnÂt responding."  so i attempt to load it on internet explorer instead of safari.  except <i>that</i> says fanfiction.net is a broken link!  then i start to say awful things to my computer that i would never say otherwise.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />the worst part is, i don't even remember what i was trying to read anymore.  i just know that i am very unhappy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>self-evident truths:</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:13:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i have come to the conclusion that the enjoyment of my extended weekends is rather formulaic - the less my parents are around the better they go.<br />also, they go better with music.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>because i can't seem to think...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:19:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ unless i put stuff up here.  sorry...<br /><br />sun:<br />3.30 - fix my ipod<br /><br />mon: <br />*block*<br />bring kalie's cake<br /><br />tues:<br />*block*<br />econ field trip<br /><br />wednes:<br />*fucked up day*<br />bring bread for breakfast at school<br /><br />thurs:<br /><br />fri:<br />tae's birthday<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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