http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:ninjaguitarist101&section=today deviantART RSS for by:ninjaguitarist101 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:28:40 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/28285434/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/28285434/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:40:22 PST i found out that i have an 84 in english!! yes!!

im stoked for animazment im gunna b the queen of hearts (im sure in its long existance that someone make a crack in anime about it)

well im thirsty so im gunna go BYE BYE!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/27917149/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/27917149/ Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:02:53 PDT this is my 1st journal since august 26th!

well gotta run and take 2 backtoback tests

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/26842386/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/26842386/ Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:56:33 PDT but he doesn't love me
why cant he see
that we were ment to be
together in blissful
harmony?

But those days are over
if you're too blind to realize
what's standing in front of you
then uncover your eyes
I'm gone
never to return again
this is sin
it'll never be like it's been
you've lost your chance
but I've changed
but I'm still the same
you can play your little games
but you'll never win.

I'm the queen of this chessboard
i don't need a king to protect me
i stand alone.

I'd love to hate you
but even more
I'd hate to love you
but I still do
I miss you.
You're blue eyes
like boundless skies
will never see me
in the same way again.

Because of your hesitation
and all the mis-communication
there was no representation
to hide the most important fact.

Your solemn voice
never to be heard by me
like it was meant to be
why can't I see?
That underneath it all
I'm the one to fall
never worthy to see you again
This is sin
where have I been?
God, how i miss you.

Love is war
and those willing to die
are fit to live
but never again.

The view may be extraordinary
but the painting itself is blurred
say those three words
like I've imagined you would
like i want you to
be true
be different than the mainstream
but hit the scene
please don't be mean.

You think I'm okay
you think I'm alright
neither matters
because I've caught sight
of who you really are.

I would have sold my soul for you
I would have been true
to you and only you
but that chance is gone
I was a wreck.

But I'll pick up the pieces
of my shattered heart
and come out stronger
than you wish you were
stare all you want
at the new me
can't you see?
your own mediocrity?

What a fool I'd been
to wear my heart on my sleeve
I think you should leave
thanks to you
nothing can be like it's been
this is sin.

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/25607260/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/25607260/ Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:05:58 PDT went camping in our camper for 4 days in Cherokee and we met the awesome-est people!!
here's the crew:
Jobro- the kid that looks freakishly like Joe Jonas and apparently smells like cupcakes

Stripes- the idiot redneck who lives in a shack and always wears something with stripes (my personal favorite)

Telegirl- the loudmouthed nosy girl who's perfect job is an annoying telemarketer.

Camper- the new girl who's camping 4 3 weeks

Shrimp- the small kid

Stubby- the mindless lacky of Stripes who's aim sux

Sir Dives-a-lot- the boy who dives continuously in no diving zones

Senior Scuba Pants- the small kid who owns scuba gear and uses it in the pool.

so we got kicked out of the arcade for sitting in the employee only table outside. so we go back inside and this is what happened:
B:i want nachos
ME: where r the nachos? oh by the ice cream! u want some?
B: no i want nachos
ME: im getting ice cream, u want some?
B: NO!
ME: u wanna just go back to camp?
B: fine! but i still want nachos!
so then at 10:00 pm we went on the swing set for AN HOUR AND A HALF! and these drunken teenagers came over to swing. one guy was like butt-scratchers! in a weird accent and the other guy looked like a blonde Alex Rowel from my school (druggie ways included) the girl was either high or drunk. drunk people are always the funniest! the high guy was like (OMG! THIS IS LIKE BEING ON A ROLLER COASTER! WHOA!!)
so i found a bike ringer and rung it every time i passed by these 4 elderly people sitting by their camper and they'd go (ring ur bell) and id ring it with a stupid look on my face like and i got in this race with a little girl! we'd ring our bells and i'd be like (I WILL GET THE LAST RING!) and just made a ringing sound.
so the first time we met Stripes and Stubby i was going into the camper and i turn to see Stubby riding a bike and Stripes is on the handlebars! and i shouted (THAT'S VERY ATTRACTIVE!!) in a sarcastic manner and he shouted (I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!) and then the next day they were playing football with these incredibly hot boys without shirts!! and then we got on the swing set after riding bikes after dark. so i looked over and a flood of hot guys were walking our way like we were testosterone magnets!! so S $ S swung next to us and Stubby asked (do ya like frog wrangling??) and i thought it meant you catch frogs while swimming so i was like but then i found our it means you spear them and eat them and i was like THAT'S DISGUSTING! and so we made plans to go see them at the pool at 11:00 but turns out they took my sarcasm seriously and they got there at 9:00...
I'll add more l8ter!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/25090752/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/25090752/ Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:51:18 PDT
10. Make me a sandwich woman! (i don't mean to offend cause i'm a girl too)

9. I FOUND A CARROT!!!!

8. get a haircut HIPPIE!

7. so does this mean the wedding's a bust?

6. it makes your butt look huge

5. look want i made!

4. those exist?

3. i need a favor... and bail money... whichever comes first...

2. care to join me?

1. you make me smile when you smile

NINE things about yourself:

9. I like being myself; therefore, I am attractive.

8. i'm a proud supporter of doing nothing

7. i tried to skateboard once but fell in a ditch

6. i like boys with long hair (i dunno why, i just think its attractive)

5. i like cereal

4. i think fanny is the greatest word in the English language

3. i'm a genius but act like an idiot

2. i started an indoor snowball fight and got detention for it

1. i'm a dessert-aterian its a real commitment

EIGHT ways to win your heart:

8. Make me laugh and smile.

7. Tell me I am beautiful and mean it.

6. Treat me like a lady, or even a queen...although i never act like a queen.

5. Tell me the truth even if it hurts to hear it.

4. Love me just as much or even more than I love you.

3. Hold me when I want to be held.

2. Make me a BLT, hold the lettuce and tomato

1. Make me scream from wanting you so bad.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

7. my tongue feels fuzzy

6. was that my 'outside' voice?

5. well that's attractive

4. how can i get money without having to work?

3. i love my dysfunctional friends

2. where's the bathroom?

1. and i care, why?

SIX things you do before you fall asleep :

6. make myself laugh

5. text someone, even if i don't know them

4. look at my yearbook

3. sing in the shower

2. watch TV

1. think of S.O.S then slap my forehead for saying something stupid to him

FIVE people who mean a lot at the moment: (not in any order)

5. Mom

4. my inner personalities

3. Natalie

2. Bonnie

1. God

FOUR things you see right now:

4. a computer screen

3. my Ipod

2. an extremely long math equation

1. your untimely demise!

THREE songs that you listen to often at the moment:

3.girl by Hellogoodbye

2. my life would suck without you by Kelly Clarkson

1. this town, your grave by Innerpartysystem

TWO things you want to do before you die:

2. admit to my crush that i like him without saying something stupid

1. be in a major motion picture

ONE confession:

i can't decide between a skater or a skitzo... any help?

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/24927231/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/24927231/ Sun, 24 May 2009 15:49:18 PDT

i went with Natalie and . went to and so did
we took pictures of everything!! there was a dude that worked there that was dressed as the joker in a nurse's uniform and a plastic gun!! and we stood in line for the cosplay contest and we'd shout things like "we fought Chuck Norris and lived... barely" or the pokemon theme song! it was awesome!!!! and we took Sasunaru pics or two girls and i was like: are your parents here? no? good! then i can do this!! and i shoved Sasuke to the ground and threw Naruto on top of her!! and there was a Yaoi stand and i had to hold Natalie back and lots of people took pictures of us and called it "thirst for yaoi" so if you see a pic of two girls fighting in front of a yaoi stand... its us...
there was two gay guys holding hands and we asked if we could take their picture and they're like 'what KIND of picture?' "any kind you want!" and they started making out!!
Natalie and i saw these guys doing ' party boy' in an elevator so i ran over and pressed the button and ran away, and then we all got in the elevator with them and laughed and did party boy with them. the dude with snake bites asked if we were going to the rave later and we said no and said that we'd party with you--you--you--not you--and you! and when they asked why we said cause the music sux and the snake bite dude said:
"STEVE!!"
we tried to find them and finally gave up until i looked over into the elevator and saw them! and as the doors closed i shouted: Steve! and Nat. was like "that wasn't them! and i replied "yes it was!! i saw his bouffant!" so Nat. gave him her # and later found out that his name's Brian... i said it reminded me of Raisin Bran... so now that's how we know them! he's got a hot friend named Darion!
Nat's ex-boyfriend was there and he was dressed in a robe and i asked "hey Nat. weren't those the curtains from your living room that went missing?" when we asked what he was wearing, all he could say was "eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr...."
so when Bonnie came back from the bathroom later, she said that she saw Nat's ex-curtain.
so we made this inside joke of:
"i'm leaving you-- and i'm taking the curtains with me!"
there was a dude dressed as Hinata and he was HOT! he even bought the contacts that make the iris white! these guys were giving out Hawaiian leis and it said "you just got lei'd " and we said to dude Hinata "you gotta go get lei'd" and he actually went over there!
there was a nerdy dude there with no shirt, but a jacket on and we know his as the dude with nice nipples!
there was a girl there who i think was in the closet cause she kept doing stage kisses to her friends and i think she had a girl-crush on meh!!
I met the girl's friends John and Sean and i said that that would make a good Yaoi ! XD and they were like WHA?? so i said they were anti social with their DR. Pepper cans and John was hot... i dunno about Sean!
i'll add more later, but i'm so tired...

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/24702959/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/24702959/ Mon, 11 May 2009 12:49:39 PDT


GIRLS​ FILL THIS PART OUT: On, Off, DC (don't care)

Wears​ a grill​:​
if it makes him look P.I.M.P in a funny way, yeah

Dress​es Gangs​ta:​
well its okay as long as his pants aren't to the floor

Dress​es Prepp​y:​
my entire existence is to avoid these people

Dress​es Athle​tic:​
well depends, is he buff?

Dress​es Emo:
hellz yes!

Dress​es hick:​
as long as he doesn't act the part, i come from a long line of hicks and i'm not gonna start dating one...

Has green​ eyes:​
sexy

Has brown​ eyes:​
sexy

Has hazel​ eyes:​
combination of sexy and sexy

Has blue eyes:​
maybe... depends on the hue

Drink​s alcoh​ol:​
intoxication isn't a good start for a relationship

Smoke​s Weed:​
he'll have to see pretty colors without the drugs

Smoke​s cigs:​
kills u, NO...

Plays​ sport​s:​
is 'i'm gonna scare people i hate by driving after them while they run like a psycho' considered a sport?

Smile​s a lot:
well lemme think on this one

Has blond​e hair:​
as long as he doesn't blond "where do pandas live?--Australia"

Has brown​ hair:​
preferably

Has black​ hair:​
jet black: hellz yes!

Has red hair:​
not my type...

Has no hair:​
waddua mean? like shaved or bald? cause bald is a turn off

Good dance​r:​
i'd rather he knew how to make an entrance then live up to it

Wears​ jewel​ry:
isn't that a little gay?????

Tatto​os:​
maybe a few, but not all over body... actually sure why not!

Laid back:​
he can't have a stick jabbed up his butt if that's what you mean

Plays​ guita​r:​
now you're just trying to get me to hug you!!


Plays​ drums​:​
sexiER

Plays​ bass:​
sexy

Raps:​
if he's white and cute dorky then hell why not?

Bites​ your botto​m lip when makin​g out:
never done it... is it sexy or something??

Can draw:​
it's funnier if he can't but tries

Has a lip ring:​
ehh.... i dunno probably


Has a tongu​e ring:​
well now...

Nippl​es pierc​ed:​
i'm leanin' towards yes...

Hugs... ]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/24482337/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/24482337/ Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:07:45 PDT today, we had to come up with one character and act them out. mine was Arbor Shlugarwits: detention teacher and i was like:

these were some of my lines:
you children are here because you are vile.
i don't want to be here! i'd rather be in the old country with my lover: Olga from ze fields!
and my personal favorite:
if you children were delinquints in old country,you would be spit upon by small children!!
LOL!

and Emily B. played the debutant, Christine was the goody-goody and Andrew was the high guy. so Christine was like: you're a horrible person! Andrew: yeah! that's bad karma!
ME: BAH! I WIPE MY FEET WITH KARMA! FOR THAT, YOU WRITE ON ZE BOARD 100 TIMES: I AM A KITTEN!
and he wrote it "WRITE FASTER!!'
IT REMINDS ME OF THE SPRING SLAUGHTER BACK IN OLD COUNTRY!.... MY MOTHER WAS A TAILOR...

i had fun and everyone was like

and it went like that!



]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/24202833/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/24202833/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:17:40 PDT
so i got his number and started texting him. He's 18 and home-schooled but he's really cool.
he's smarter than any guy that goes to my school or that i've even met!
so today i was texting him while outside enjoying the sunshine and
i asked if he believed in fairytales and he said no because the world is a harsh cruel place and good never defeats evil. that so much goes unpunished.
he said that he sided with science and said 'is not the garden just as beautiful if not to believe fairies are in it?'
i asked him if he's ever stopped to smell the roses without deciphering why it's pigment is what it is?

he just started speaking words i didn't understand and when i told him i didn't understand, he asked what i didn't understand and added a HAHA.
i told him please don't laugh and i haven't texted back.

i just thought that he was cool until he said that so much goes unpunished...
my head is spinning.

goodbye for now.

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/23646736/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/23646736/ Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:25:18 PDT

BTW: i inside jokes IE the title

ARE YOU INSANE, NORMAL OR CHRONICALLY MENTAL?


1. it's a school day, you get up and what do you where?

A[] a band shirt, a funkah skirt and some skate shoes
B[X] something to stroke my enormous ego, like an in-ur-face shirt!
C[] a red shirt with jeans and some sneakers

2.your friends want to assemble a mini rocket in the school bully's locker to go off when opened for revenge, you...

A[X] came up with the idea, com'mon, it's brilliant and you know it!
B[] figure out the trajectory! this is totally bad-ass!
C[] that's just childish, I'd just go tell a teacher about the bullying


3.your teacher gives you detention for interrupting, you...

A[] make a fake announcement that their car's been towed
B[X] put popcorn kernels in their muffler, that'll teach 'em to screw with me!
C[] take the detention, but totally skip out on it!

4.you and your friend both like the same guy, what happens?

A[] secretly ask the guy out, if he says no, then let 'er have 'em
B[X] same as above, but strap the guy to a spacecraft and press launch
C[] let her ask him out, they'd make a cute couple! (i almost wrote coupon!)

5. you're preforming a play in drama, what play and role are you?

A[] 101 Dalmatians, being a dog ROKS!
B[X] Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... FREE CANDY! I'D be Wonka!
C[] maybe Romeo X Juliet, then i get to kiss the hottie playing Romeo!




MOSTLY A: good news! you're insane! i have a feeling we're gonna be good friends!

MOSTLY B: alright, I've heard of some crazy people, but this beats even me! you're a chronic nutcase!

MOSTLY C: you're normal.... not much of a comment on this one P:

i knew that was coming! BWA HA HA!!








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]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/23453775/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/23453775/ Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:34:23 PST LOVELY, SIMPLY LOVELY!




HOW MUCH OF A MONSTER ARE YOU?
inspired by boredom and loss of caffeine

[x] your mood is easily changed by music
[x] given the choice, you'd rather dye your hair a dark or neon color
[x] you've cut yourself in places besides your wrist (RAZOR BURN! D
[] horror makes you laugh
[X] you've plotted to hurt someone

__4_so far

[X] if you got hit by a bullet in a vital spot, you'd survive (BRING IT!)
[] the rain makes a perfect fighting ground
[] at school, you're typically the loner or have a small amount of friends
[x] you've made a voodoo/hoodoo doll of someone
[x] you've stolen/shoplifted something (i was five and it was gum)

_7__ so far



[x] if your lover cheated on you, you would want revenge on them and their lover (well hopefully they'd know better!)
[x] you hear voices (no... i have Conversations with them)
[x] you've seen images like the future
[x] a lot of people fear you (only cause i punch them when i PMS)
[x] you've gotten in over your head a lot(2 projects AND a current event!)

__12_so far


[x] you believe that if someone hits you, you should attack back
[x] you listen to songs about fighting/murder/pride/war/etc.
[X] your theme song is UNDEAD by Hollywood Undead
[] you've gotten contacts of something like cat's eyes
[] you think your part animal (like a wolf or something)

__15_so far

[x] you'd kill someone for a Klondike Bar
[x] you've seen spiritual beings (ghosts) (at a sleepover with an Ouija Board)
[] the grudge and saw combined wouldn't even make you wince
[x] you've caused self-inflicted wounds (i got caught in a briar patch! and got dragged on a board in Georgia)
[x] if you hate someone, you make sure they know it
[] you spend more time alone than Britney Spears spends time in rehab!

__19_so far

[x] I've gotten angry at school and went off on someone, even though it wasn't their fault
[x] your easily frustrated
[x] you hate people for no reason
[x] you've bitten someone before (dude, who HAVEN'T i bitten?)
[x] you've causes emotional trauma (U BREAK MY HEART, I'LL BREAK UR NECK!)

__24__so far




times it by 3.225 and that's how much of a monster you are
__77_% monster (RAWR!)


tag 5 people







]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/23345100/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/23345100/ Sun, 22 Feb 2009 14:24:18 PST ok, we've probably all heard to the Chris Brown/Rhianna incident. but while i was looking on youtube, i found that this guy does comedy skits about everything! Emoboy, defending Chris Brown, everything!
i'm a fan of emoboy strikes back!!
don't think id make you laugh? try it!

[link]layList&=3109A15D4CD8E563&index=5


Natalie and I went to downtown and bought a pogo stick, and pogo-d for 7 hours all around town! and we stopped in a skate shop and the dudes were so awesome! then a random guy (in a skirt) took a picture of me on the pogo stick for his art class!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/23000036/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/23000036/ Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:35:49 PST don't believe me? listen to love and caring OR untrust us on utube!
never mind! apperently he is a she that looks like a he!

Favorite color (of these):
A. [] Orange
B. [] Green
C. [x] Black
D. [] Pink
E. [] White
F. [] Red

How do you cook your steak?
A. [] Rare
B. [] Extremely Rare, practically raw.
C. [] I'm vegetarian/ I don't eat steak.
D. [x] Well Done
E. [] Medium Well, dry.
F. [] Medium Rare, moist with blood.

What is you're opinion on love?
A. [] There are more important things out there/ indifferent
B. [] It's dumb/ it hurts you
C. [x] It depends on who you love.
D. [] It's awesome to be in love!
E. [] True Love doesn't exist.
F. [] I can't help but be a romantic (even if i deny it).

Weapon of Choice:
A. [] Claws
B. [] My body, it was for war!
C. [] Godly Powers
D. [] Mind Control
E. [x] Magic
F. [] Fangs

What do you wear?
A. [] I just throw stuff on, it doesn't matter.
B. [] Sweats
C. [x] I love black, and clothing that fits tightly on me.
D. [] Anything that makes me look really sexy.
E. [] I wear things not from this time period.
F. [] I work on my clothing, I find the best accessories and spend long time putting outfits together.

When is hurting someone okay?
A. [] When I'm PMSing/ pissed
B. [x] All the time!
C. [] When someone wants to hurt me.
D. [] When it's accidental while you're having sex.(what?!?!?)
E. [] When someone mocks you.
F. [] When someone stole who you love.
(ALL OF THESE XD!!)

Which is the best?
A. [] Never to feel sorrow
B. [x] Tons of great friends
C. [] Power
D. [] True Love
E. [] Money
F. [] Eternal Life

Okay, count what letter you have most of. If there's a tie, whichever of the two you chose closest to the end is the winner.

Mostly A: Were-Feline []

Mostly B: Were-Canine []

Mostly C: Fallen Angel [x]

Mostly D: Succubus/ Incubus []

Mostly E: Medusa []

Mostly F: Vampire []


pfft! like i didn't see that one coming!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22889247/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22889247/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:29:34 PST Emily 2 was thrown to the ground and i took her place and this dude was like 'are you ok?' and i jumped up and was like 'what the crap was that for?' and i pushed his and said 'you know what? we're over! i want a divorce! you can have the kids!'
"maybe i don't want the kids! when did we even have kids?"
"they're adopted and there's 7!"
"...ok..."
and i stood in a menacing position.
XP
i hope we play it again... it was so funny!



1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
a tragic incident involving a cactus and a croquet mallet

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
They’re covered with pictures and random doodles

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
it has a pic. of Kiba as my screen and it really looks bad!

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
the awesome kind like AC/DC, Metallica or Sum 41, maybe 3OH!3

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
6 or 7 weeks ago......

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
to own candy mountain!!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
my friend Veronica... 1993---2006 TT__TT

8. EVER BEEN IN LOVE
once, but he turned into a different person…he was perfect too!!!

9. EVER BEEN BOWLING?
yes... lets go with that....

10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Allison... @____@

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
sigh.... yes.... but i has stuffed animal!

12. THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
chips and vinegar! you get light potato chips and dip them in
vinegar!! MM-MM-MM

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE/PERFUME?
fantasy by Britney Spears... hate HER, like her products...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
is either safe for me to drink?

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
cheese!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The chocolate in the chocolate factory!!

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
my friend Natalie... i threw a stick at her…. She ran right into it! but then we went and adopted a freshman…. I get mine tomorrow! I CALL THE TALL ONE!

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
espanol... cause I failed the Spanish Mock exam!!!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Well if I could remember that far back, I'd ask why I wore pink

22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
I’m trying to get over someone…. He’s not the same as he once was…

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Somewhat..

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
the kind that doesn't squeeze the life outta me

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
A corvette!! My dad bought it for me!! I’m 14!


26. DO YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
And be stalked be 40 year olds?? No!!

27. WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?
Hid in a trashcan and scared the living Jesus out of people who walked by (it was then that I realized that my butt was too big to get out) my friends had to turn it upside-down and shake me out!

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
maybe.... it sorta depends

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
"You’re the first person who didn’t end up like the refrigerator, thrown off a cliff while I was laughing maniacally! <3

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
7!!

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
lyke brunettes lyke totally!

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
sketch75 i guess


33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
stupid people who ask obvious questions!ß IS THIS A PUN?

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN?
no....

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
pudding, chocolate and when a person gives me orchids!
*notice i didn't say boys! I'm not obsessed!*

36. FIRST JOB?
Is killing a job?

37. EVER OWNED A BUNNY?
2... they both died mysteriously

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
hahaha... yes i said i was HEIDI AKIN from B93.7
and that thay won the big blast of B bucks!! they totally
fell for it! LOL

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
makein an sandwich, a ham and cheese sandwich, a.....

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
no! i don't wanna look like Paris Hilton!!….

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
they promised me candy...

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my eyes... i suppose ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22741690/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22741690/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:08:18 PST ><
my friend Natalie and i went down to a frozen lake and walked (jumped/slid/played human hockey) on it. Nat. decided to go get a stick i threw in the middle of the lake and I'm all like (noes! if you fall through i can't save you!) or (distribute your weight!)
so she gets the stick and RUNS yes RUNS!! back, slips and falls on her butt! there was a ginormous crack where she fell and i laughed so hard i peed my pants, which froze in the icy temperature.
so she goes to the edge and jumps up and down. the ice is bouncing and cracking. she she takes one step forward and her foot falls through, she takes a step back, and it cracks so she jumps for shore and lands on the boogie board i brought.
if it wasn't broke before, it's broken now!
we even got rocks to throw at the ice. the rocks were harder to find, let alone get!! i mean it varies on your term of GET. :able to get/retrieve. a guy came over and told us to get off the ice (we weren't even on the ice at the time!)
so with frozen, wet pants, we decide to go deep into the woods to go to another frozen lake.
it took about 20 minutes to get to it, there was a floaty dock that was frozen. we sat on it as Nat. tried to get the log that someone threw on the ice.
i had to hold her arm as she stood on the ice


"i got'cha!"
"you're not gonna let me fall?"
"i'm not gonna let 'cha fall"
Nat's foot falls through ice up to knee
"WAAH!! YEAH YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME FALL B***H!"

those would have been hilarious last words!

so as Nat's foot froze over completely, we had to walk back, got lost, re-found the way, walk past the road, and finally got home while carrying 2 boogie boards.
we watched corpse bride and sang along to Janglebone's song and ate ramen with tomato soup.

so that's our little Hypothermia Adventure.
Bad things happen when i get too cold.
i don't wanna type anymore, so ask Sketch75.

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22376481/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22376481/ Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:07:03 PST
my resolution is to not make a resolution.
i'm accounted on youtube, but i have no videos and i already have 7 pageviews... i'm just the good!

i'm going to do a contest! the winner will get a picture of their choice made (drawn or clicked by a camera)
2nd will get a free QOF book and 3rd will get... i don't know... A HUG!


come up with the longest (actually exists!!!) word you can find!
contest goes until i have a reasonable amount of entrees.
alright!

READY---
SET-----
FIND!!!!!!!!!



Purple-crayons--Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


--------------------------------------------------------------


EMO QUIZ

[x] I like skinny jeans.(they make it hard to jump over stuff)
[x] Music is my life.(sadly, my ipod is usualy almost glued to my side. I can eavesdrop on people because they think I'm listening to my songs.........it's beautiful xD)
[x] Sometimes I write poetry/song lyrics.(mostly in History when mr. Humphries is blabbing)
[x] My hair covers part of my face.
[x] I wear band shirts.
[ ] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[x] I wear converse.
[ ] I wear vans.
[x] I have made a YouTube video. ( MENACINGLY!)
[ ] I wear lots of eyeliner.
Total =6

[ ] I have/had my lip pierced.
[x] I listen to Saves The Day, Chiodos , Thursday and/or Gym Class Heroes .
[x] I'm in a band. i wouldn't call it a band, but what the hell!)
[ ] My screen name has x's in it.
[x] I understand that My Chemical Romance is not emo.(they're more grunge to me)
[x] I also understand that Green Day is not emo.(they're music is to springy to be emo)
[ ] I have moshed.
[ ] I have been hit by a mosher.
[x] I know what mosh means.
[x] I sit in corners often.(ive debated on writing EMO CORNER in my corner)
Total = 12

[x] I dislike MTV. (there isn't any freaking music on it =.= WHAT. THE. FUDGE.)
[x] I take pictures of myself a lot.(SMILE!! )
[x] ...especially ones where you can't see my whole face.(noes!)
[x] I live for Warped Tour (I have yet to experience this tour of warp but the songs rock!)
[x] I am lost without an mp3/CD player/ipod. i'm 92% musically addicted... yea i'm an addict!)
[x] I know that emo is not just a stereotype.
[x] I could not live without my hair straightener.(without it my hair tries to eat my head!)
[ ] I have thick rimmed glasses.
[ ] I'm bi/gay.
[x] I have no issue with bi/gay people ( i kno nice people who are, so...)
Total =21 (hmmm....this is getting weird)

[x] I hate the president. (Bush right? I dislike him. Obama is cool though :3)
[x] I have/had/wanted a mohawk.(yea!! when i was like 12!)
[x] I wear black nail polish.(my parents hate it...)
[x] I hate my parent.(only when his bloodsugar drops...)
[ ] I hate where I live.(my house is the house of pillows and frosting, i'd never hate it!)
[ ] I try to go to as many concerts as possible.
[x] Black is a great color.(heck yes!)
[x ] Right now I am listening to music(die die my darling by Metallica!)
[ ] I know what hxc means. (have xylophone cults?)
[ ] I am straight edge.(... it make you sound like a ruler...)
Total = 27

[ ] Myspace = Love.(STALKER!!!)
[x] Hot Topic doesn't scare me. (the guy offered me a job! i love it!)
[] Some of my friends don't go to my school.
[x] I wear studded/skeletal belts.
[ ] I have had a body part signed by a band.
[ ] I've cried while listening to Dashboard Confessional.
[x] I have worn guys jeans.(duh... they're big enough for my big butt.)
[ ] I'm madly in love with Pete Wentz! (no, but he's pretty awsome. and he's slowly taking over the world. you can't deny it....)
[x] I find musicals scary.
Total = 32

Final Total = 31
Multiplied by 3: 96% EMO..... WHAT? i can't be emo! i actually laugh!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22169156/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22169156/ Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:46:25 PST

i love these guys!
LOUD NOISES!

that's all i wanted to say: i wanted to spread the idiocy further around the globe [link]

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22090066/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22090066/ Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:12:28 PST
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."



lol... child angst...

here's a meme:

Would you rather.....

1. lose your limbs in a horrible clown induced wreck OR
[2]. be pantsed in front of the entire school while wearing ducky underwear.


[1]. Have your favorite anime character become real OR
2. Be a famous Rockstar for a month



1. Lose a bet and run around in a bikini (in the middle of winter) in the mall OR
[2]. break your leg in a horrible incident including a cactus, and a croquet mallet


[1]. write an awesome song and have no one hear it OR
2. write a horrid song and it be put on MTV.


[1]. be stuck in an elevator for 4 days with no food OR
2. drown in international waters


1. have $100 and 1 friend OR
[2]. have $1 and 100 friends


[1]. go back to the 2nd grade and repeat every year after that OR
2. go work as a septic tank worker


1. give up your life and get a job at McDonald's; serving burgers to
the masses OR
[2]. live with a hobo outside of Arby's; knitting socks for the rest of
your life (then i could steal food when people weren't looking)



LAST ONE!
1. confess your undying love to your crush and
get REJECTED! OR
[2]. get beaten up by a hobo for a piece of bread


SKETCH75: what kind of bread?

ME: WHEAT!!

SKETCH75: oh 'cause ya know if it was sourdough or something
I'd choose that...

ME: yeah 'cause when your fighting a hobo for bread, it
obviously matters what kind it is!

SKETCH75: finally you understand!




tag 3 people:
SKETCH75
0XKIRAX0
PURPLE-CRAYONS

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22086631/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/22086631/ Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:20:32 PST
on friday, instead of jumping over the trashcan, we took the bag out (there wasn't much trash to begin with) and i hid in it and scared people (including my dad) one guy even took a picture of Natalie when she was in it!!
the great Tricycle Race is still on!! Natalie's gonna got 2 Toys 'r' us and get 2 trikes for 7 year olds and we're gonna ride 'em throughout the skool and put the video that Heather's gonna film on the GF Current (our skool broadcast)

this is NINJAGUITARIST101 signing out,


I <3 u all, if i could get you a gift basket i would, and i fill it with candies and berries, and LOVE!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21931998/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21931998/ Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:08:43 PST
so i bought new canvas again and mom said that when we go back, we'll stock up! awesome-ness!

any-whoosels-- did u know that tangelos and extremely addictive? if you think not, forget you! cause they care!<--i mean are!!

i wrote a song in english instead of doing my essay<-- i'll do it later!
since our band Armageddon doesn't have a drummer, i wrote it like Tom Petty-ish (without a drummer) and might i say IT RULEZ WITH A Z!!!!!!

so here's a little meme since i feel this convo's getting deliciously awkward!!

put ur diepod on shuffle and wrote on!


1. if two cupcakes are on a table and u can only get 1, you: fall to pieces by Avril Lavinge! oh yea!

2. if you get lost in a dark alley,and a weirdo comes up to you, you: walk on water or drown... LIKE JESUS!

3. you are the last person on your team standing in dodge ball and the other team just got jailbreak, you are most likely to scream out: riot by 3days grace... oh my god! it makes total sense! ^this incident actually happened and i had to jump like a horse to dodge them all!

4. a guy just asked you to a dance, you: soul man by the blues bros. ! hell yea! he can wear a suit too and we'll escape the fuzz together!

5. you've just been arrested and the arresting officer feels sorry for you and let's you sing a song, you sing: Bada Bing! Wit' a Pipe by Four Year Strong <-- lol.... TAKE TAKE ME OUT!!

6. you've been assigned a project with a total hawty with a baudy! you: guilty pleasure by Cobra starship... it's so sad that i would!

7. if aliens came to earth, you'd: Joker and the thief by Wolfmother... yeah that's right! i'd distract them with my riffs and awesome solo!! that'll teach em!

8. your teacher says you fail at life (like Mr. Humphries said!) you: 4ever by the veronicas.. i'm goin to the top! take that! that's for giving me a C!!

9. you have to clean your room on a saturday! you: through the fire and flames... i'd rather go through the fire and flames than clean my room (to give u an idea of it: i sleep on the couch!)

10. a popular guy calls you ugly, you are most likely to: loser by Beck <--skrew that! i'd kick his ass!

11. what was your childhood best friend?
house of cards by Madrinal Lake well that's stopid!

12. tag 2 people!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21818581/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21818581/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:08:25 PST
well my friends in gym (Ashley and Jamie) want to go on a tripe date. one smidgy of a problem... I'M NOT DATING HIM!!
and if we do go on said date, Jamie's car (she's a senior, Ashley+Me are sophomores)only holds 5 people. Ashley said that i could sit in his lap and i'm like ha--no!
i'd be akward and weird!! p.s: ive never been on a date or kissed a guy!!! i'm a freak!!
well here goes my poem


FORGOTTEN WITHIN THE FLOWERS

Forgotten among the roses…
Dead among the daffodils…
Only to love that which I can never have…

One more day within temptation
One life to waste among the dead souls…
Life, Love~ oh please!
These mean nothing to those who cannot feel…
Kill or be killed
Live or die~
These are the rules for which we live by

If only you knew what I am thinking…
My life and yours alike might have meaning
In a world in which no one cares…
Lovingly trying
Helplessly dying
My heart hurts to love
And in a sick twisted way, loves to be hurt

Love is warped we all know how it goes
I keep holding onto hope when all hope is lost
I need to feel you here with me
So let us go to that island of jade
Where there is no pain to be found
I love like I’ve never loved before

Hand in hand
Soul with soul
Ashes to ashes
And dust to dust
So let us fall, hand in hand
Together whenever
When the blight of darkness comes to collect our lives
Well keep running away from reality

Until our souls die
Perfectly trying
Blissfully dying
Moonlight bathes our love
Within temptation
With my love that’s more than love
It’s as endless as the sea
And as blissful as can be
But this means nothing when my heart cannot mend

Your words seem to break and bend
You love me?
Oh please!
You can’t even talk to me!
I love you! It’s easy to say
But apparently hard to feel
You think you’re so smart
You think you’re so slick,
But believe you me I haven’t seen a body so untuned to the world

So go ahead and say you’re sorry
I don’t give a damn
I know I’m not the kind of girl that someone would want
Violent. Egotistical. Loud. The list goes on
You’re my crush, the only one who can make me feel myself again.
I’m so Heartsick for you~


WISH ME LUCK ON THE TRIPLE DATE THING-A-MA-BOBBIDY.......

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21742920/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21742920/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:06:55 PST
1. you're in a dark alley when a guy jumps you, you: Don't Stop by Innerpartysystem...

2. your friends in jail, what music do you play to break them out? Goodbye to you by the Veronicas... LOL! SORRY BONNIE!

3. you have just gotten your friend out when suddenly a guard dog attacks! what do you do? Levan Polka... maybe the dog will get Bonnie first...

4. you ask this guy out, what do you sing from the tallest building you can find?
I'm not your boyfriend by 30H!3... well it IS true...

5. said person just broke up with you because of this, you: Revenge was sweeter than you ever were by the Veronicas

6. how would you react if i told you you were dying? txt msg brkup by Kelly--oh snap!

7. Just Kidding!.... i love you--
runaway by p!nk.... alright...

8. you decide to go out clubbin' what song do you request?
cookie jar by gym class heroes-- it makes me sound like a pervert!

9. so you meet someone while clubbin' how do you describe them?
never again by kelly clarkson....

10. they drive you home and ask for a goodnight kiss--you: Punk b**** by 30H!3 <--haha could actually be true..

11. your enemy sends you death threats--you: smile for the paparazzi by cobra starship

12. you finally get a job in your dream store and get to play a song, you play: teleporting fat guy by smosh<-- this would get me fired if my boss didn't die laughing first!

13. you're playing in battle of the bands against awesome other bands, you play: gimme more by britney spears <--i think i could win!

14. you won battle of the bands! what's your encore song? teenage drama queen by lindsey lohan.... *smacks forehead*

15. you've been drafted, what now? don't phunk with my heart by the black eyed peas...
(in real life, i'd move to japan, grow a beard, shave it off, and live happily ever after until the ipods takes over)

16. tag 2 people sketch75 and xokiraox

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21583865/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21583865/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:22:36 PST
LOVING NOTHING

everyday it's the same thing:
the teacher lectures while we pretend to listen
and draw on our desks.
who cares about world history anyway?
i know you don't.

i could always imagine what it would be like to have you
but it would never happen.
we're too different.
you're a skater. and I'm a punk.
though it would be nice to work together or talk
or something along those lines.

not even friends, and certainly nothing more,
i either stare at my drawn-on desk, or at you.
when you asked about the tests, i acted cool and abstract,
but your hazel eyes made me blush bright red.

if only, if only---
it's like I'm asking for trouble every time my heart beats.
i'm not the kind of girl whom guys want to be with:
a violent, non-thinking, girl who's opinion offends nearly everybody.

you're so tall that i have to look up.
usually at eye-level, you can't see me blush as much.
i wonder so many things when i look at you.
but mostly, i stab myself in my mind;
for loving what i may never have.

but even if you happen to acknowledge my existance in a loving way,
i'll still be here-- frozen in time
with one question on my mind,
but i should never dare to ask it.
i can't even admit it out loud.

but i suppose, the heart wants what the heart wants.
but it wants what it can never have.
and what my heart wants MOST is love...
~goodbye forevermore~

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21471788/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21471788/ Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:33:28 PST guess what? i stole this!!!
-----------------------------------------------
ALTERNATIVE:
[] Weezer
[x] Paramore
[x] Panic! At The Disco (HELL YEAH! xD)
[ ] October Fall
[x] The Academy Is...
[ ] Coheed And Cambria
[ ] Bayside
[] Yellowcard
[ ] Sugarcult
[ ] The Dresden Dolls
TOTAL SO FAR :3

COUNTRY:
[] Rascal Flatts
[x] Carrie Underwood
[ ] Leanne Rhymes
[ ] Garth Brooks
[ ] Dixie Chicks
[ ] Kenny Chesney
[ ] Tim McGraw
[ ] Faith Hill
[] Shania Twain
[ ] Johnny Cash

TOTAL SO FAR:4

EMO:
[ ] Hawthorne Heights
[ ] Halifax
[ ] Forgive Durden
[ ] Amber Pacific
[x] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
[ ] From First to Last
[ ] Senses Fail
[x] Underoath
[ ] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit the lights
[ ] Dear Whoever

TOTAL SO FAR:6

INDIE:
[ ] The Hush Sound
[ ] Eisley
[x] Death Cab for Cutie
[ ] Dashboard Confessional
[x] The Killers ( SOMEBODY TOLD ME!!!)
[ ] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] Hot Hot Heat
[x] Gym Class Heroes
[ ] Franz Ferdinand
[ ] Modest Mouse

TOTAL SO FAR:9

METAL:
[ ] Slipknot
[x] System of a Down
[x] Disturbed (inside the fi-ah!)
[x] Metallica (a-dict-ting!)
[x] Guns n' Roses (welcome to the jungle, can we take your order?)
[ ] Lamb of God
[ ] Slayer
[ ] Hatebreed
[ ] Killswitch Engage

TOTAL SO FAR: 13

POP:
[ ] Teddy Geiger
[x] Ashlee Simpson (kinda...)
[x] Kelly Clarkson
[x] Jesse McCartney(tell 'em that i'm leavin'!)
[x] Avril Lavigne (id be a crime against nature if i didn't put this!)
[x] Pink (NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!!!)
[x] The Veronicas
[ ] Daniel Powter
[ x] James Blunt
[x ] Natasha Bedingfield
[ ] Ryan Cabrera

TOTAL SO FAR: 21 HELL YEA!

[x] hellogoodbye
[ ] Cute is What We Aim for
[ ] Cartel
[ ] The Click Five
[x] Fall Out boy (HERE WE GO! 8D that's better)
[ ] Lucky Boys Confusion
[x] Good Charlotte
[x] Bowling for Soup (and music still on mtv!)
[x] Relient K (oh yea!)
[ ] Less Than Jake
[x] Simple Plan

TOTAL SO FAR: 27~ musically addicted!

RAP:
[x] Ying Yang Twins
[x] T.I.
[] Paul Wall
[ ] Tupac
[ ] Jamie Foxx
[x] Ludacris
[x] Lil' Jon
[ ] Outkast
[] 50 Cent
[x] Kanye West (harder, better, faster,stronger!)
[ ] Notorious B.I.G
[ ] Young Jeezy

TOTAL SO FAR: 32 (Dude, where's slim shady? xD)
SKA:
[ ] Reel Big Fish
[ ] The Specials
[ ] Mad Caddies
[ ] Save Ferris
[ ] Dance Hall Crashers
[ ] The Aquabats
[ ] Sublime
[ ] Madness
[ ] Operation Ivy

TOTAL SO FAR: 32.. WTF IS SKA? spinning kittens anonymous?

PUNK ROCK:
[ ] Taking Back Sunday
[x] All American Rejects (if it weren't 4 MOVE ALONG, i woundn't b a writer!)
[ ] Motion City Soundtrack
[ ] Avenged Sevenfold
[ ] Angels and Airwaves
[x] Evanescence
[x] My Chemical Romance
[ ] Brand New
[x] Green Day
[x] Blink 182

TOTAL SO FAR: 37!

CLASSIC ROCK:
[x] The Beatles (as the greatest band once said: LET IT BE!)
[x] Led Zeppelin (whole lotta love!)
[x] The Rolling Stones
[x] The Who (as opposed to the what xD)
[x] Pink Floyd
[x] The Doors
[x] Jimmy Hendrix
[x] Queen
[x] Van Halen
[ ] Bob Dylan

TOTAL SO FAR: 46!

Now multiply by two
and put "I Am 92% Obsessed With Music"

OH YEA! I'M MUSICALLY ADDICTED AND WILL PROBABLY NEED A HEARING AID BY AGE 26!

remember: SKA: SPINNING KITTENS ANONYMOUS!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21383094/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21383094/ Sat, 08 Nov 2008 05:21:30 PST

turns out that Nicci had a dirty little secret.
turns out that one of her x-boyfriends likes me.
turns out he saw me talking to Nicci and when i left, he asked all these questions, and she's all like "WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EMILY?"
and he's like "Emily, got it!" and runs away...

he's like myperfect guy... and i haven't even seen him yet

from what she's told me he's:
got black hair
wears glasses/ contacts (whichever I like better XD)
is a drummer who wants 2 B a rockstar!
is crazy 4 MEH~
wants to break up with his Phycodic girlfriend who might kill him for me!
is usually quiet but has spaz attacks!


i got the information out of her by bribing her with mini marshmallows!
i'm just that good!

his name's Blake and his last name begins with a T... apparently he's got 5 names: i first name 2 middle and 2 last names... got random?
well i'm off to buy more marshmallows for monday! byes!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21358697/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21358697/ Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:36:35 PST no boy will ever like me the way i like them... if it weren't for my wonderful friends, I'd have killed myself by now.
sometimes the pain hurts too much.
when i was in the ER, the nurse asked me what school i went to and i couldn't remember... i also couldn't remember what clubs and times i stay after school....
i failed a test that no one got higher than a 78 on... i got a 46, Dani got a 36 and Addie got a 26 and Tania got a 12.... it counted twice and i can't tell my mom that it brought me down a letter grade... i think that i have a D now... but the nurse said that this could be stress related... i feel like a can't breath....
why is it that i like the guys that will never like me back? i've burst out in tears a lot today at school and at the ER.... i know that i seem okay on the outside, but on the inside it hurts... and i hate it when people like Natalie and Ally ask (or ask if they can ask) boys out for me... if i can't do it, then what's the point of even asking for me? it wouldn't be the same....
I'm stopping for now....

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21269274/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21269274/ Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:08:59 PDT i was a zombie geisha! and under it i had to wear excersize pants to keep it 'appropriate' so accidently i said REALLY LOUDLY "MY ATHLETIC SUPPORTER PANTS ARE RIDING UP!" and Naralies pantyhoses rode up so she had to squat and get into an athletic lunge to streetlight them out!
i went with Natalie (a vampire) and Alex (a sexy devil) and every time we passed the same group of guys, they'd call Alex Katie, and so i said "LEAVE KATIE A-LONE!" so they stopped and then called her Clara!
at this one house, there was a mom, dad and a little girl that was a princess (the mom was holding her) and then suddenly the guy said "oh! she's pullin a Janet Jackson!" and the mom looked down and then pulled the girl's shirt up.
l8tr on.... Alex's dress was falling down so Natalie said 'oh! she's pullin a Janet Jackson" and Alex said "i'm about to pull a Janet Jackson" and i subconciously said "IT REMINDS ME OF THE HUNT!"

well anywhoosels....



we went to one house( they had a decorated pine tree around the cul-de-sac like an x-mas tree) and the mom said "oh! nice costumes! BOYS! THERE'S SOME CUTE GIRLS OUT HERE! oh take some more candy while they come!" and we were like 0.o ok...
and the dudes (hot by the way) came around the corner and then disappeared giving us the (omfg! girls!) look.
then the mom said "sigh~ they're so shy"
we left...
Natalie said that next year she'd deck out with Jesus loves you stuff and when people ask what she is she'd say 'ironic'


we didnt get that much candy, but it definatly was one of my better years! some houses get out full sized candybars! 1 to dani and 1 to nicci, i got a king sized twix, hersey's and a full thing of sterbursts!

then me and Natalie read sasunaru yaoi until 1 am...
that was awesome!

i had the hiccups that made me sound like scooby-doo choking on a scooby snack! and Natalie punched me in the back to get me to stop!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21173898/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21173898/ Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:34:42 PDT
IE: xmandudeguy123 has been off for 1 week 3 hours 4 minutes and 45 seconds!
it's as if people actually care!!


i have become obsessed with the original Children of the Corn! i mean for the love of god! it's gotta be illegal to convert to so many different obsessions!
1st: Malachi is hot!
but in real life HIS name is Courtney.... creepy...


me and sketch were gonna watch it... she even made rules so that we could watch it!
1- taking
2 laughing at random times
3 popcorn--- this is debatable--

but i pretty much screwd it by telling the ENTIRE plot in detail....

she didn't even see the movie and we're already laughing about it!


ohs! weds. the 15th marked my first official year as a Dev. addict! yays!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21061145/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/21061145/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:27:40 PDT i worked crew and crew gets free pizza!

so i'm gonna start from the beginning:
(5:00)
i got there and this one band was setting up: taillight goldfish
the due was kewl and the girl was kewl-er! she offered to drive me and her guy friends to french frys to eat! i didn't go though

l8tr on-----
i had 2 help Riley and Katie in the control room like 29 times and realized that i had 2 pee!
well the bathrooms were dark and i left the stall open as i went! ><
i ran back down the ramp and saw my crush and his BFF @ the bottom i was like "wat's up?" and i ran outside 2 C if Natalie was there yet.
she wasnt.
i got locked outside and my crush had to get me in.
then i gave them accidental wrong directions to get to the control room. every time i'd look up he'd be looking at me.... <.... but a lotta other girls like him too.....

when Natalie came (7:30-ish) we rode the Ram outside and i ate an entire thing of whipped cream!! i got 2 sodas and a thing of donuts and left them backstage.... i didn't even have ! donuts!
the bands were horrible, but i'll do crew again cause i get in for free and i get to goof off while 'working' i also get free pizza!
then Natalie and her date and me were gonna run to ingles to eat... well her mom said to not go anywhere... and guess who drove by?...
we RAN about a half mile to the library and cross over to the skool..... i peed my pants...
and then my crush and his BFF were outside and we talked..... turns out he didn't play in the B.O.T.B cause their drummer (Tailor) got kicked out cause he never practiced....
Natalie was all like 'next time u guys play, tell me cause i wanna come and see' and i was like >//////< embarrassment.....
and i also tried to climb the flag pole and jump the 'have a nice day' sign that Natalie tried to jump over... it hit her between the legs... LOL SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY TO A SIGN!!!
i on the other hand broke my fall with my face....
sigh.... if only i had a drummer, then i'd show off and finally play in the B.O.T.B and get the courage to tell him that i like him.....


NYAA! IF I THUNK OF MORE STUFF THAT HAPPENED, I'LL WRITE IT ONCE MY HEADACHE CLEARS...

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20952556/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20952556/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:52:52 PDT here a lil Q.O.F meme: pick ur top ten favorite Q.O.F human characters and let's brawl!

1. Maze Moorage
2. Marco Motrodahl
3. Sakura Moorage
4. Junpei Motrodahl
5. One-Eighth Dealer <-- u stole my soul
6. Demonic Emily
7. Emily Souls
8. Darius Mica
9. Frou & Rue <-- they count as 1!!
10. Thai Zolo


top 2 animal battle demons

1. Flame
2. Cheshire


LET'S BRAWL!!!!!


1. (3) and (2) have had a minor disagreement and (7) stops them, what does (4) do?
he'll stare at the flowers

2. (6) and (7) are playing gin rummy, who cheats?
well they both would... ACE OF SPADES!

3. if (10) and (7) had a child it's name would be--
child? when did this happen?? it's bad enough i accidentally married him!!!!

5. (8) realized there was no # 4-- did u?
well yea-- i wrote this meme

6. battle demon (2) had a heart attack, would you save him?
well what do you expect after all that nagging-- yes i'd save um


7. (9) marries (5), would u go to the wedding?
o.0; umm... wh-- how did they get married??


8. (5) and (6) decide to take over the world. but (1) had a magic unicorn that was full of unicorn-y goodness and stopped (3) from from shaving their beard. (7) gets mad and trips over (8) who proposes to (9). (4) had a man-go and stopped the evil strawberry from taking over Kin-Dragon... yeah...


9. (1) and (2) marry each other
WTF?? not in this meme!!


10.battle demon (1) bitch slapped (7)
WHOO! GO FLAME!


11. u will tag---
1-------
2-------
3-------

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20940333/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20940333/ Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:37:50 PDT so mom gets mad and says that i should just stay home every time they go out to eat!


WTF????????????????? i wasn't hungry and no one was talking to me! why should i be punished for the undoings of others????


GR! I WANT TO JUST DIE SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS CONSTANT FEUDING ANYMORE!!!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20908282/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20908282/ Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:48:38 PDT i've reached a new level, last night i called Sketch75 and was all calm and said "hello, is ___ here?" and so when she answered i shouted "HOW OLD R U?
what????
HOW--OLD---R---U?????????
and when she answered i said thanx bye! and turned off my phone!

okay... well Battle of the Bands is on the 17th and i'm in charge of making sure that people don't mess with what they shouldn't mess with... HOW LAME IS THAT??? i was expecting at least to help move amps or mic. stands! or maybe even help with security!!!
well if the people rip the 15 grand light capturer on stage it'll be on their head!
since Brennan and Sam haven't had time to practice with their new bassist or drummer, they're helpin with stage crew too.... =.=;


okay, here's a sumup:
brennan: guitarist; used-to-be funny loud guy; now quiet almost emo dude... and not the good emo either!

Sam: guitarist; stuck-up-yet-down-to-earth-snob; i don't like 'em one bit!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20793212/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20793212/ Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:17:35 PDT

the prizes will be
1st- an autographed copy of Q.O.F
2nd- an autographed pic. of a Q.O.F scene or cover -your choice
3rd- anything you want as a picture drawn by Sketch75


i have been chosen to help with the BATTLE OF THE BANDS!! i get in for free cause I'm part of music club and all i have to do is be a security guard and yell at people ah! and i have to pull the curtain between bands!

it's like a win-win situation cause Mr. Hord needed some security guards (i'm the only girl) and all the hot guys will be there and rockin' like there's no 2moro!!

f'in sweet!!!




ive also started writing this book about a boy who's a great guitar player and he's trying to get to his uncle in Louisiana it takes place in the early 1900's and everyone imaginable's after him! :hillbillies, the government, hobos, and everone else!



A thing of the past

(haven't written much yet )

“Did you see that?” Fred asked Cletus “yeah! He done got both cans in the trash ‘fore he could stop! He was thirty feet ‘way too!” he replied
“No you ding-a-ling! I mean ‘bout his aim! What kin’ a person has perfect aim?”
Cletus thought for a minute “uhh… terrorists!!!” He finally shouted as Fred nodded “yup! That kid was a terrorist in training! After ‘um!” the two men ran in the direction Nero had gone.
But he was long gone.

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20741092/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20741092/ Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:42:59 PDT i'm so so sick i can't handle it!
(okay i made that up but i'm in an ego mood now!)


you know what really pisses me off? yesterday, when SKETCH75 was over, we got in my hammock and she was all like: het em! look it! a humming bird!!!
and when i turned to look, i nearly fell out!


my li'l characters got bigger cause my shigami Loretta got an Angel (Nero!)
he's a total hottie, but his religion forbids him to have sex EVER! and Loretta's all like O3O;
heh heh heh... i'm so evil!





oh and the ghost in my room tried to kill me AGAIN.....
well any who-sells
i'm gonna go CUZ I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20655077/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20655077/ Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:20:55 PDT ~MUSICAL MONTAGE~
(talk sings mostly)
the story starts like any other- a girl
a guy
and a dream
but what happens when you bend the story for your own needs??
WELL------
oh ho we're living for disaster
oh no you're serving' your master
whoa oh cause tonight the gloves are comin' off!
i can't take this addiction anymore!

cause it's a musical montage
the story is all ours
tonight oh~ tonight
apathy wont win my love tonight


(C) copyright Ninjaguitarist101
u steal my song, i steal ur food!
we met at friends
but never again
will you look at me darling in the same way!
don't go back to the everyday way
i love you my darling! can you comprehend?

it's a matter of life and death!

cause it's a musical montage
the story is all ours
tonight oh~ tonight
it's gonna be fun~~~~~~~(hold till your lungs give out)~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ow~ mu~sical~~ moooooooooontaaaaagggeeee~~~


ha ha! (snaps)

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20554106/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20554106/ Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:23:05 PDT i've decided what i'm gonna B when i grow up! i'm gonna B a graphic art designer and write plots 4 animes
either that or a rapper (cause of how fast i talk) i can keep up with a song by Flo Rida
GIMME MY PROPS!!

Haily, Catlin and me are gonna try out for the talent show~~ we were gonna sing So What by Pink, but Itunes didn't have a karaoke version, so we can't go out there singing with Pink =3=


we'll probably end up singing LOW....
or i'll go solo and do comedy!


well G2G BRB i gotta go homie... oh and if we do a rap song, i'll have to borrow some pants from a cholo i know who owes me a favor!


which reminds me!!!:
my cuz Ervin who's a cop said for me to find the toughest gangsta in my school and he guarantees that he can make 'em cry!
like cuz like cuz! he said that he'd teach me some moves!!!
watch out preps and evil-doers! there's a psychotic ninja on the loose!!!!!!!!1

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20436862/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20436862/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:47:58 PDT i was talking about how this dude was hugging me and wouldn't let go and suddenly Walker came over and groped me! DX
i was wearing a Psych Ward shirt so he said that it was necessary for him to show dominance and attack me!!!!!





how do i feel, you ask?
I FEEL VIOLATED!............. and hungry...

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20256322/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20256322/ Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:28:04 PDT “But what does that have to do with anything?” Dani asked as Flame sighed loudly “it means ya gotta train under one of the Council of Dream members or you’ll be dethroned…or worse: dead!”
“Oh… well that’s not good” Marco said, “who would I train under?” he asked excitedly “Marco, you’re not going to train under the Council… they told me via letter that only seven of you will train… the rest will stay behind with me to look after the palace” Cheshire said as Marco pouted.
“Well count me out… after that whole Thai Zolo epic battle I wanna sleep…” Maze said as he stretched and flopped down on the sofa.
“Anyway, here’s the list… as soon as you read off the name, you will be transported to your teacher… when you pass, you will come back here! Good luck to all!” he finished as a piece of parchment appeared in a burst of purple smoke.
Emily picked up the paper and read:
To all that is may apply,
The council of dreams has been keeping a watchful eye on the royal branches after your encounter with the council of nightmares. In which case, we are starting to question your right to leadership. Our esteemed members have been grateful to teach and train the young, adolescent leaders of the seven realms, of which we created. In an effort to begin with your teachings, we have reviewed your standing points and have chosen the best teacher to suit your needs.
Darius Mica: strong points: sensible amount of rage
Weak points: keeping emotions in check
Teacher: Chan-Chan, spirit of emotion


Darius immediately disappeared. Emily continued to read the letter.


Bonnie Sterling: Strong points: earth and speed bending
Weak points: keeping seriousness in battle
Teacher: Manda-Mo, spirit of Earth


Hannah Baker: Strong points: ability to alter objects with the mind
Weak points: keeping flexibility in battle
Teacher: Chirat, spirit of mind altercation


Bonnie and Hannah both disappeared. Everyone stayed quiet while Emily took a deep breath and yawned.

Junpei Motrodahl: strong points: knowledge of best battle strategy
Weak points: leadership
Teacher: Thrice, spirit of wind and soul



As Junpei disappeared, Marco moaned and said, “so my wife and son are going to train by the best warriors in the history of history and not me?”
“Yep, that about sums it up!” Flame said, “Continue reading so can sleep!”



Sakura Moorage: Strong points: leadership
Weak points: kindness and maturity
Teacher: Muse, spirit of art and maturity

Danielle St. Ivy: Strong points: water bending
Weak points: ability to attack quietly with out notice
Teacher: Firi-Lu, spirit of fire and anger


Only Emily was left “hey! These people make me sound like an idiot!” she shouted as Maze tried not to say anything.
“Well what does it say?” Flame chuckled as Emily groaned and read:


Emily Souls: Strong points: lightning bending and control
Weak points: too many to list: MAJOR: ability to outsmart enemy
Teacher: Skoll, spirit of electricity

Cheshire and Flame gasped in unison as Emily disappeared “oh no! We have to find her at once!” Cheshire said as Maze looked at the cat while fixing his eyeliner “why? I just laid down?”
“Skoll is no longer a Council member! He must have been the one to write the letter! Skoll is a traitor, he nearly ended the seven select Realms when Queen Luna was around!” Flame said, “Well… how bad could it be? He chose the idiot! If anything, he’ll send her back within the next hour or two…” Maze yawned and turned over.
“Well if you don’t think Skoll means business, think of it like this: the Head Shadow was Skoll’s brother!” Cheshire said so loud that Maze’s couch collapsed under the vibrations and dust from the ceiling shook and misted down on the cat-boy.
“Alright, alright I get it! Let’s go!” Maze grumbled as the three raced to the chamber of the Gyroslates.
---Meanwhile---
Darius app... ]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20187976/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20187976/ Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:28:00 PDT i am celebrating the completion of my 2nd book and start of my third book in the QOF saga. for spoilers and random crap, look up the Queen of Fortunes located on Sketch75's page, it's some crazy shit man!
IT BE BEASTIN'!


okay, my schedule is about to hack up some blood cause i got guitar lessons on Tuesdays
writer's club on Wednesdays
music club on Thursdays
Anime club on Fridays
and Nonthing on the weekends
unless u count scaring the rabies out of the elderly... then i'm full all the time!!!!!!!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20150924/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20150924/ Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:17:44 PDT



colour/Hair colour
black (black)[]
gray (brown)[x]
blue (red)[]
white (blond)[]

Hair length (Eye colour)
long (brown)[x]
short (blue or green)[]

Hair style (Average GPA)
Spiked Up (A+)[]
Spiked Down (A or B)[x]
Pulled Back (C or D)[]
Bald (F or don't want to say)[]

Skin colour (Ethnicity)
White (White)[x]
Gray (Black)[]
Blue (Other)[]

Sex (Eyesight)



Male (Perfect eyesight)[]
Female (Glasses or Contacts)[x]

Makeup colour (Style)
Pink (Preppy)[]
Blue (Gothic)[]
Red (Punk/Rocker)[x]
Green (Nerdy)[]
Brown (Hippie)[]
Purple (International)[]
Black (No Real Style)[] ....don't wear makeup

Lets Put You Results Together:
Wing/Hair Colour: gray
Hair Length: long xp
Hair Style: spiked down
Skin Colour: white
Sex: Female
Makeup Colour: red
ye-ah!!! we be beasts!!!!!!!!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20124937/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20124937/ Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:04:21 PDT put your diepod on shuffle (or not i really don't care...) and TAKE... THIS... QUIZ!!!!!!!

1. what song describes your love life (i don't wanna stop by Ozzy Osbourne?)

2. if you were an animal you'd be (shoot me again by Metallica)

3. explain yourself in general (i love my sex by the Benassi Bros.)

4. your fave t.v show (the hell song by Sum41)

5. your first kiss was (Toxic by B.Spear ><

6. when your angry you (what is love.... p

7. your best friend is in jail you (can't touch this... probably....)

8. the city is at war, why? (i kissed a girl by Katy Perry)

9. if 2 guys/girls (i hope it's not girls for me o.0) asked u out you'd say (clubbed to death by Rob Dougan)

10. if you were dancing in downtown Asheville, you'd dance to (Caramelldansen..... it's illegal to do that... i know these things....)


okay i tag Sketch75, 0xkirax0, xboxdude7281


let there be pie!!!!!!!!!


okay i'm done....

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20023917/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/20023917/ Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:59:49 PDT

10 things about my art

1. it sucks
2. can't draw anime characters
3. i want pie.......
4. i get bored and draw alot..
5. Brennan's hot...........
6. i suck @ coloring
7. i have to go to the bathroom........
8. most of my art involved a real incident
9. SKETCH75 has a big influence on my art
10. i like turtles.........





alright im done.... i'm gonna go read host club now.......

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19956374/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19956374/ Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:54:26 PDT [x] You drink a lot of tea
[] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[] Fish and Chips are yummy
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast : probally
[] You dislike EMOS!
[] It's football...not soccer
Total = 3

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year
[] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[] You love a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[] You're a sports fanatic (all the frickin time)
[] You are tanned
[] You're a bit of a bogan
[x] You have an Australian something (a friend..)
Total = 4

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes like.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[] You speak some Italian
[x] You are under 5'10''.( I'm 5'8''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.(daft hands le der!)
Total = 3

Mexican
[x] You say member instead of remember
[]You speak Spanish or some
[x] You like tacos
[] You like Chihuahuas
[] You are dark skinned
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are
Total= 5

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] You get short tempered
[] You know of sombody named natasha
[x] You get cold easily
[x] Rain is fun for you
[x] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total= 5

Irish
[x] You like to drink
[x] You have a bad temper. (i'll kill u, u bitch)
[]Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,*on*,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[] You have a family member from Ireland
[] You have blonde hair
[] You have/had freckles
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 3

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes
[x] You like rice a lot
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano
[] You have family from asia
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] Most people think you're chinese
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons
[] You go to Baulko
Total= 4

German
[x] You like bread : sort of
[x] You think American Chocolate is good
[x] You Speak some German
[x] You listen to Rammstein
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2" : 5'8''
Total= 6

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey
[] You like beer
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is
[] You speak some french
[] You love Tim Horton's
[] At one point you lived in a farm house
[x] You watch/watched degrassi
Total= 3

American
[] Hate foreigners
[x] Hate non-Christians
[x] Lazy
[] Not cultured
[] Love McDonalds
[] Love American Idol
[] Don't read
[x] Shop at Target
Total = 3

whoa i am so totally german!! lol! bow before my awesomeness!
(wait, i gotta have a redneck moment... ima hatin' non-christm-ass tyme!!)

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19935435/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19935435/ Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:46:58 PDT RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!! (breaks window) and i never got to finish my list of things to do!
ex:
eat over 4 flavors of ice cream
prank call tim
breakdance in the mall
and
eat 3 servings of ramen!


........... bitch............


squee! i am in LOVE with host club!!!!!!!!


hunny and Mori are my favorite! Mori doesn't even have to try to be awesome! he just radiates it!!!!!!!!!


SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





ok, i'm done!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19770648/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19770648/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:29:59 PDT
must finish QOF!!!!!!!!!




name your top ten QOF characters:
1. Emily!
2. Cheshire
3. Bonnie
4. Thai Zolo
5. Graes Sisters
6. Maze
7. Marco
8. Junpei
9. Sakura
10. One-Eighth Dealer


if 1. and 6. had a cooking show, what would happen?
Emily would explode the kitchen and Maze would bake a chocolate cake


5. got pissed off and punched 10. in the face, what happens next?
10: kill demonic Emily! kill!!!


if 7. proposed to 1., where would they get married?
it would never happen cause Hannah would punch her in the face... but um... paris?


what is 4.'s ringtone?
Enter sandman! by metallica

3.'s ringtone?
Shut me up by mindless self indulgence

complete the story:

once upon a fish, there was a beautiful princess named 8. everyone loved 8.(junpei) and wanted to be friends. except for 4.(Thai Zolo) the evil fish merchant. so 4.(Thai Zolo) got together with Brennanella and the evil stepbrother and decided to kill off 8.(Junpei) but 7.(Marco) came to their rescue and 8.(Junpei) and 7.(Marco) put 4.(Thai Zolo) in prison along with 3.(Bonnie) because of tax evasion.


if 1. went to a concert, would it end badly?
very!! (whoo SUM41 RULEZ!!)


9. and 1. walks in on 5. making-out with a toy car. expression?
so they ARE lonely!! Sakura: omg!!


lastly:
would you ever go out with 6.?
well Bonnie would shoot me between the eyes so... i'm saying no....



for this i tag SKETCH75(CAUSE ONLY SHE WILL UNDERSTAND THIS ><


--------------------------------------------------

this is part of a short story that i wrote!

The boss stood on the small bridge and looked out onto the small creek. “Aggie, I know you’re stumped, but maybe Joey just went away for awhile,” he said as something floated by under the bridge and reappeared on the other side.
A rubber basketball chew-toy? I thought as I looked up the trail to see a path through the woods where the creek ran through “hey boss. Has the squad checked up there yet?” I pointed to the trail “uh, no they haven’t, it wasn’t necessary” he replied as I thought hard for a minute. Where have I seen these chew-toys before?
Suddenly, my brain was stabbed to life as I turned to the boss “run up that trail and look for moved dirt, probably under a clump of trees next to the creek! I just solved this case! I’ll be back!” I shouted as I jumped into the loaner and sped towards the toy store.
I drove up on the curb by accident and ran through the automatic doors. Mr. Goodman came up to me with a shocked face “Aggie? What’s wrong?” he asked “wrong? What’s wrong is murder!” I pointed to him “isn’t that right… Matt?” I turned to him as he dropped his dustpan and ran away.
They always run.
I took off through the bouncy balls and the Barbie dolls “come on out and it’ll be easy on both of us!” I shouted as I looked in all directions for him.
“Joey didn’t deserve to live!” he said, his voice seemed close. I tried to follow it. Gotta keep ‘em blabbing “you mean like he didn’t deserve that promotion? I mean it was your toy idea… what were you supposed to do?” I said as I paused, what I just said was a theory, but apparently it was true.
--Crash—
A hailstorm of crushed sweet tarts rained down on me from the isle above me.
”Sick! I hate the green ones!” I said as I yanked my trench coat off and started climbing the isle “sick? You’re the one who’s sick!” Matt screamed as he jumped to the next isle.
He tried to run, but he slipped and fell in a vat of mini bouncy balls and he lied there in pain; my anger rose, mostly from my trench coat being covered with green power, but because of my own brother ”I’m sick? You killed your own brother!” I said as I jumped down from the isle and stood in front of him. “St-stop it!” he said “you killed him and them you buried him in the woods like a dead goldfish! Was this before or after you bashed his skull in with your shovel? Good thinking though! You put red paint over the blood so it wouldn’t show up!” another of my theories that was also true apparently. I grabbed his collar and flung him out of the vat and onto the checker boarded floor “I-I was just so angry! I-I couldn’t stop myself!” Matt sobbed as I hovered over him.
He wasn’t that heavy, I yanked him up again as I held up off the ground. “Angry? That doesn’t subside murder, Matt!” My eyes filled with tears; it felt like he was the one who ki... ]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19738826/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19738826/ Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:20:36 PDT my dad doesn't think that i should get a journalism degree! my mom wants me to go into teaching or CAT scanning!
i don't want to be a doctor or a teacher!
I WANT TO BE A WRITER!!!!!!!
and if my book doesn't pan out, then i want to be an actress!
but my mom severely disagrees because quote" they don't make a lotta money unquote


i'm so close to slitting my wrists, i've even took some dull craft scissors and grazed my wrists... i feel so depressed and alone right now...

i'm trying not to cry because it makes me feel weak... but my heart feels like someone's squeezing it.....
this is what i felt when Veronica died...

i want to spend my life doing what i want for a living, but my parents have shot down my hopes in almost everything, and shown me that my dreams may not come true...

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19523279/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19523279/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:41:16 PDT
let me sing it for u! ah la la la la la la la !



---- signed Kiba the first last and only (cause the world can't handle much more...)

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19481578/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19481578/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:45:00 PDT 1. you drive like VOMIT!
2. cha!
3. made of awesome
4. un!
5. cause we're the kinda friends who get ice cream in November!
6. *insert name here* is a good girl
7. poppin' fresh
8. shmit!
9. it's weirder than a 1-legged witch workin' at ihop
10. doh!!-- woo-hoo--- doh!
11. and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, people die!
12. rejected!
13. awkward!!!
14. hey what's up---pain!!!
15. Sweet! I'm goin' to Arbys!
16.awesome!- doncha mean--excellent!! * guitar solo*
17. i am a ninja-- woo-hoo
18. it's not immaturity!- it's just extended childhood
19. i don't suffer from insanity-- i enjoy every minute of it!
20. that turned out more disappointing than Harry Potter 7
21. oh what? it's cause I'm a ninja
22. welcome 2 hell, the place of torchured penguins!
23. why have love when you have unspeakable rage?
24. pose!!
25. he's an emo dude!
26. oh dear/for the love of jashin!
27. i sprained my awesome!
28. murder is illegal, that's why they made the word 'asshole'
29. oh, you gotta go!
30.point taken...
31. lean like a cholo!
32. this ez how i roll...
*SPOILER*SPOILER*SPOILER*
most of these are inside jokes!
special thanks to:
*sketch75
* chickadeereb
* natilie
* young-san
* ninjaguitarist101
* Brent
*nicci
* Andrew
* ally
and.........................
* YOU!! *breaks into song* it's cause ur special!! * gets hit in the face with a waffle*
--- oh come on! who throws waffles?!?!
sketch75--i do! but only on Tuesdays!! (inside joke) SPOILER*

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19447822/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19447822/ Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:21:50 PDT


I won't go away
Right, right here I stay

Stand silent in flames
Stand tall 'till it fades

Shoot me again
I ain't dead yet
C'mon, shoot me again
I ain't dead yet
I said, shoot me again
I ain't dead yet
C'mon, shoot me again
I ain't dead yet

C'mon, Shoot me again
Shoot me again
Shoot me
Shoot me again
Shoot me again
C'mon, Shoot me again
Shoot me again
Shoot me
Shoot me again
Shoot me again
C'mon

All the shots I take
I spit back at you
All the shit you fake
Comes back to haunt you

All the shots
All the shots
All the shots I take
What difference did I make?
All the shots I take
I spit back at you
(Haa)

I won't go away, with a bullet in my back
Right, Right here I stay, with a bullet in my back

Shoot me
Take a shot
Shoot me
Take a shot
Shoot me
Take a shot
Shoot me
Take a shot

I stand on my own, with a bullet in my back
I'm stranded and sold, with a bullet in my back

Bite my tongue
Trying not to shoot back
No compromise
My heart won't pump the other way

Wake the sleeping giant
Wake the beast
Wake the sleeping dog
No, let him sleep...
Wake the sleeping giant
Wake the beast
Wake the sleeping dog
No, let him sleep...

Bite my tongue
Trying not to shoot back

All the shots I take
I spit back at you, Yeah
All the shit you fake
Comes back to haunt you

All the shots
All the shots
All the shots I take
Hey, What difference did I make? What difference did I make?
All the shots I take
I spit back at you

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19392694/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19392694/ Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:42:53 PDT
Preface


Thousands of years had passed since the Heir of Bloodstone had ripped up. The Graes Sisters were dead for good and Etch was happily living in the Spirit Realm with Luna and Lorelei. The Royal Branches, Maze, and Marco were all twenty (that their features complied) the Everlasting Potion made them look twenty, no matter how old they were.
Maze and Star Lily were still living since everyone in Kin-Dragon lived at least ten thousand years with old age.
Marco and Hannah were content with the fact that they had a son, Junpei. He was always in love with the gardens of the palace. Kuna (who was about seven thousand years old at that point) had helped him name all the flowers in the forest. Bonnie and Maze had had a daughter, Sakura who was hyper and never seemed to wire down, even after days of no sleep, she would still be wide awake and happily running around the palace corridors. Both children were about seven.
Emily was still on and off dating Darius, and Star Lily whom was still about three thousand years old, still looked like an eight-year-old pixie.
With the two children, Emily couldn’t get much work done around the forest. She was always playing with them while their parents slept or relaxed under the shade.
Cheshire would always tell Sakura and Junpei ‘no’ and Flame always said ‘yes’, thus, the two loved the canine more then the cat.
“Cheshire! Can I ride the banister down the master staircase?” Sakura asked “no!” he replied as he stuck his tail out on its ends “you could easily get killed! You’re not like your parents, whom have drunk from the Everlasting Potion! You could—“ he said before Junpei came barreling down the banister and landed on Cheshire. He yowled as he freed himself “aaahhh! You’re even worst then when Queen Emily first tried that! At LEAST she missed my tail!” he shouted as he motioned to his crooked tail. “Oh! In fact! I’m going to tell Queen Emily! QUEEN EM—“ was all he could say before he heard “ya-hoo!” Emily came surfing down the banister and tripped at the end and landed on Cheshire.
Emily stood up and laughed, “that was the best one yet!”
Cheshire growled and skittered away before Darius tried to slide down and kill him.
“Aunt Emily, mommy said that when you first ruled Kin-Dragon, you had to fight a demon! Is that true?” Junpei asked before Sakura elbowed him in the ribs “it was the Head Silhouette Shadow! The demonic form that killed every Heir of Argentite and almost killed Aunt Emily”
“Yes… your mothers helped a lot with the Harvest Moon Battles and the Battle over the Maunatarous Tree” Emily stretched out on the couch in the living room and Sakura and Junpei sat on the floor in front of her.
“Aunt Lemonly, will you tell us the story of how Uncle Darius fought the Demonic Emily?” Sakura asked, “I’m not really your aunt and Darius isn’t your uncle, you know” Emily laughed at the thought that Sakura had called her Lemonly.
She was about to tell about when she got her emotion back and about the Revoking Capsules when Paki slithered into the room “Queen Emily, there is a war about to rage towards the forest” she said as Emily jumped up from the couch and ran to the observatory room. Emily pulled a lever and the stand where the skylight peered over rose up and the skylight opened.
When the stand stopped, Emily looked out onto the horizon and say a black line advancing closer to the village in the morning cool air.
“The urban villages are trying to kill each other to advance towards our village and take over,” Paki explained as Bonnie and Hannah rode the second stand up to the rooftop. “Tell Maze and Marco to watch the kids… we’re going hunting” Emily told Paki as Bonnie and Hannah looked down through the glass skylight to see Sakura and Junpei staring at them.
Emily stepped off of the platform and it began to go down. Hannah and Bonnie jumped off the platform, and caught up to Emily.
Paki slithered off the platform when it reached the bottom and looked at Sakura and Junpei.
“Your mothers and Aunt Emily are going to be gone for awhile,” she hissed as Sakura pushed in front of Junpei. “Can we go?” she asked hopefully.

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19366832/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19366832/ Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:08:01 PDT
i'm starving... so go make me a sandwich while i dance in the moonlight with my crush!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19315279/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19315279/ Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:27:19 PDT
for this i tag
oxkira
Sketch
Xboxdude (ha ha ha! again!)
deatheaterkoala
and u! sitting at home eating a bag of pretzels... share them you flaming bastard!



check off if you've done it:


*made a bonfire (does strapping your enemy to a piece of wood and almost lighting it count?"

* eaten your weight in ice cream (constantly)

* expected a ninja to pop out of no where and get you out of algebra (it's like ur in my mind!)

* called your best friend 'Mom' (sadly yes)

* sang the coconut song (i've got a 1-track mind!)

* read the ingredients on a bottle of ketchup (...)

* fell through a barn (yes......)

* stole from girl scouts (shut up!!!....)

* ran in the boy's bathroom (=.=; ah he he)

* danced to 'i love my sex' by the Benassi Bros. (yes....)

* danced by the light of the full moon! (with my luva! well actually with my shadow)

* made a video ( i was the glamor fairy)

now make me a sandwich!


BTW: TELEPORTING TELEPORTING TELEPORTING FAT GUY! complements of Smosh!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19294042/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19294042/ Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:29:58 PDT
list your top ten Queen Of Fortunes characters
1. Maze
2. Emily
3. Bonnie
4. Marco
5. Lorelei
6. Cheshire
7. Darius
8. Jade
9. Hannah
10. Dani

*who would win in a slap fight? 1 or 6?
Cheshire! kitties kick ass!

*what is 2's catch phrase?
I'M AWESOMELY AWESOME!

*if Etch Inquire were stealing the Heir of Bloodstone (AGAIN!), what would 7 do?
he'd be all bipolar! like always!

*if 8 were in the Iris Book, what would they say?
HELL YEAH! I'M QUEEN AT LAST!

*is 3 insane?
WELL LE-DER!

* so 4 is in the Human Realm mall, where would he go?
Goodys....

*if 10 were fighting the Head Shadow , what would they do to kill it?
scream... really loudly....


*7 starts singing the coconut song , you:
sing with him! he is my boyfriend and all!

* 5 and 9 have teamed up, they call their group:
the Womanly Challenge brigade!

* what would happen if 2 walked in on 4 and 2 making out?
KODAK MOMENT!!!

* would you give 6 a Klondike bar?
if it would shut him up...

* who would 1 date?
Bonnie of coarse! if not he'd say: yeah, well go to hell!

* if 1 and 7 got drunk what would you do?
^^ heh heh heh......

*fill in the blacks:

so 4 is in love with 2 and 2 is in love with 7, but 9 is in love with 4 and calls out 2 to a jousting contest over 4's heart. but 2 refuses and 9 gets 4 and have a hot one-night stand... until 6 finds out and nags 10 to kill off 7.

* what would happen if 1 and 2 had a hot one-night stand?
hell to the no....

* what would happen if 3 turned up pregnant and 1 was the father.
oh dear god! when was THIS???


THE END: NOW GET ME A MUFFIN!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19275467/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19275467/ Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:21:15 PDT well for this thing i tag: Sketch75
0xkira0x
xboxdude

list ur fave naruto characters
1. Kankuro
2. Kiba
3. Shino
4. Tenten
5. Pein
6. Itachi
7. Neji
8. Lee
9. Gaara
10. Ino

* Kankuro got together with Itachi and had a baby, what would be its name?
dear god... Katchi?

*how would Pein get Ino flaming drunk?
ten of these beers will make you irrisistable to Sasuke

*(Itachi-Neji) or (Pein-tenten)?
Itachi-Neji cause im weird like that!
*fill in the blanks:
Shino got possessed by an evil turtle and Kiba came to their rescue. but Ino controlled a purple lizard and tried to make out with Lee at the same time as doing their taxes.
Gaara got pissed off because the lizard ate their favorite pair of pants. Ino finally gave up and preformed an excorsism to kill off the demon and everyone lived happily ever after, except for Ino who got arrested for tax evasion.

*could Shino get Gaara pregnant? if so, would they stay or go to Vegas instead?
OH DEAR GOD! TO VEGAS!!

*what would Kiba say in a moment of great passion? idk... what would i say? YA-HOO

*in your mind, is Kankuro flaming gay or just regular gay? he's mine bitches!

*would you date Neji? god no, rebecca would slit my throat!

*would you kill Itachi? if i were Sas-gay maybe

*if Tenten was robbing a convenience store, would Ino stop them or hide in a bag of pretzels? she would be buying condoms for the hope of a drunk Sasuke, so i guess Pretzels

*if Kiba had a summer job, what would it be?
being sexy (and with me)

* so Tenten had a party and Kiba got drunk and starts hitting on Shino. would Shino take advantage of the moment or walk away?
in my perverted mind he would take advantage!

* Itachi and Neji have just been arrested for conspiracy against the Great impregnable donut, what happens next? fly away Neji! FLY DAMN U!

*Kankuro and Kiba walk into a bar and ask for a beer, would they get it? yes... cause im the bartender and i hope they get flaming drunk!

* Gaara has a pet anaconda hidden in their pants, no one notices, who they sic it on first, Ino or Pein?
PEIN! cause he wanted Gaara 4 his beast and not his body TT.TT


*would Kiba and Neji ever double date with Kankuro and Pein?
hell to the no!



this is the end: NOW GET ME A MUFFIN!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19127276/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/19127276/ Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:22:38 PDT if you shower me with these commands, you will survive..... for now:

live a month: the deed to your house
live 10 years: a hot fudge sundae
live forever: pfft! as if! I'm immortal fool!

now GET OUTTA MY HOUSE! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
GO MY PRETTIES, KILL KILL!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18968937/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18968937/ Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:09:19 PDT so send it in and the winners will receive:
NO MATURE CONTENT!!!!!! NO GORE/ NUDITY/ RACIST/ SEXIST CONTENT!

1st place: an autographed copy of 'Queen of Fortunes'
2nd place: a signed picture of the Q.O.F cover
3rd place: a drawing request of ANYTHING you want.
if you get creative; you can also send these topics in for extra points:
--- POSE!
--- WANNA BUY A GHOST?
--- EXTREME SEIZURE WARNING!
--- A KID HISSED AT ME...
0R...
--- A TRUE STORY OF SOMETHING CRAZY YOU'VE DONE IN COMIC FORM!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18708705/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18708705/ Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:16:15 PDT
Choose you favorite 12 Naruto characters from favorite to least favorite:

1: Kankuro
2: Kiba
3: Pein (cause he's my brother X3)
4: Tsunade
5: Shino
6: Anko
7: Temari
8: Deidara
9: Sasori
10: Ino
11: Shikamaru
12: Kureni
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
isn't that considered sexual harassment?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
0.o not really.......

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
kureni X Deidara? that's brilliant~

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
yes.... they're scarier then the possessed puppet in my room!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
no! she's like 10 years too old! HE'S MINE (when i have a fan moment!)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
5/10 cause at least its a girl

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? now i KNOW that's considered sexual abuse! but Temari walking in on Kiba and Kureni? i think i'll go get my camera.... for BLACKMAIL!!


8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
ino's a bitch.... 20 BUCKS ON PEIN!


9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
not in this fanfic!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
HOLY SH*T THAT'S THE LAST TIME I GO TO VEGAS

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
beer.... lots and lots of beer.....

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?
I dunno...perhaps.....probably not...

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
DER~~~~~~~

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Kiba/Tsunade/Shino? EEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHH!

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
my hair's getting frizzy!!!!

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts!

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kankuro/Anko/Kureni? Warning: i've gone blind!!

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Nine to use on Two?
I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
............. 10 minutes ago............

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
not being one of my top 12 right now.....

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
drunk...... and i mean wasted drunk not that prissy 'oh I've had a cocktail, I'm so naughty' drunk

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
OH DEAR GOD!

24. “(1) Kankuro and (9) Sasori are in a happy relationship until (9)Sasori suddenly runs off with (4) Tsunade. (1)Kankuro, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Shikamaru and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Kureni, then follows the wise advice of (5)Shino and finds true love with (3)Pein."

What title would you give this fic? "Who the Cake writes this crap? mine's like a Yoai fangirl's best frend!!!


Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Sketch75
Deatheaterkoala
xxkiraxx <-- i'm sorry if i spelt it wrong


25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
it wouldn't be as creepy as some of these!

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I'VE GOT A LOVERLY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!
THERE THEY ARE STANDING IN A ROW
BIG ONES SMALL ONES SOME THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD
GIVE IT A TWIST A FLICK OF THE WRIST
AND THERE WE GO AGAIN!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18641134/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18641134/ Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:29:59 PDT

please don't drink out of the water fountain!

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18430792/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18430792/ Wed, 21 May 2008 12:55:26 PDT (a murderer who's been framed and has to go cross-country to clear her bad name and her friends! when she kills one of the most notorious serial killers out there; the grieving brother vows revenge!)
here's some of it!



“So who’s the friend who took the fall for you?” Hostage asked as I accidentally cut my finger on the side of my killers’ hat. “I don’t know! If the idiot’s stupid enough to get caught, then he’s no friend of mine!” I spat back as I sucked the blood on my cut finger. “Then who’s the person no the V?” Hostage asked. She loved to shrink words. V meant TV; -io meant radio.
Gees, understanding her is like dating Brittany Spears, they both end up in suicide. “Quite frankly I don’t give a damn. The world thinks we’re going to get the death penalty and will come out more. More people equals more ‘customers’ in my mind!” I said as I motioned to a woman running out of the rain and stood next to us. She was wearing dark sunglasses, fishnet tights and knee-high boots, skirt that went mid-thigh with a black trench coat and a black tank. Her hair was in a braided bun. Stupid. Standing so close to death.
I reached for my knife. Customer number 45,653 coming right up I thought. “The master wishes for your company” the woman said before the knife slid out of its sheath. I looked shocked “what ‘master’?” I asked. This woman looks like death… awesome. The woman lowered her sunglasses so I saw her gray eyes “the one who has your soul and who sent that clone to the mall to kill for you” she said “Th- The Bruno Brothers?” I ask as she nodded “I am the master’s messenger imp, your time is almost up, your deal isn’t valid anymore, your title wont be #1 for long” she said without any sympathy. “What? I’m totally lost” Hostage said. “Years ago, I made a deal with the A.A.M.I.N, and became one of the top ten most notorious murders in the world. But if I were ever caught, my title would be lost to the next chump. Since ‘I’ was caught, my deal’s dead” I explained to Hostage. “What’s A.A.M.I.N? Sounds like amen” she asked as I wrung my wet hair out. “It’s the Assassins Accomplish Murder In Nightfall… the most infamous mafia run by who other then the Bruno Brothers: Oro and Lucifer… those two-bit excuses for assassins make me sick… that’s why I LEFT” I put extra enthuses on ‘left’ to piss off this two-dollar hooker look-alike.
“Divided we stand, together we fall… that’s the motto of the A.A.M.I.N!” I said as I unsheathed my blade. The woman quickly raised her wrist and my blade clanged into metal, her sleeve slid down revealing a cut-proof metal band. She smirked and sucker punched me in the jaw, sending me into the street, sloshed with mud and filth from the street. Gross! It got in my mouth… bitch.
“You’ll do well to remember your place… oh that’s right, your place is replaced by Louie O’Finch” “THAT TWO-BIT, SIDESHOW LOSER!?! IM A MUCH BETTER AS—“ I screamed but Hostage slapped her hand across my mouth “don’t scream your secrets to the world you jackass! You sound like a drunk!” she said in a forced whisper. Damn. I hate it when she says stuff like that!.
“If your smart, you’ll meet the master for a little ‘get together’” the messenger said.
“Get together? Heh… $400 an hour” I laughed “that’s what she said” Hostage snickered. The woman growled and roundhouse kicked me in the chin. Sending me flying into a brick wall across the street. This woman’s got a kick.
“I’m # 4 on the top 10… Angelica Chuan… you bastard child” she said. So that’s how I know her! “And what if I don’t wanna meet the Jackass brothers?” I tried to be as smart-allically as possible. “A no-show huh? Well think of this: I didn’t show up the first time and now I have this as a permanent reminder” she slowly took off her left knee-high boot and her fishnet stockings stopped mid-thigh; Or at least if she had one. Her real flesh stopped just below her knee and a metal ‘rabbit’ leg replaced it. “You know the Bruno Brothers are ruthless… I was like you, tested my luck and look where lady luck has sent me” she said as she put her boot back on. “I suggest that if you want to keep all your limbs, show up,” she added as she took a grappling hook from her trench coat and shot it to the roof of the closed restaurant; she was gone.
“What are ya gonna do Luna?” Hostage asked as the sky cleared up and the moon illuminated the empty streets. Nights like this remind me of my care-free days where I would kill and was just getting around the police departments most wanted lists. “I guess its time to visit the Bruno Brothers… Hostage… polish your sniper, this’ll be a bloodbath.

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101 http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18211333/ http://ninjaguitarist101.deviantart.com/journal/18211333/ Wed, 07 May 2008 12:41:35 PDT
*PREACH IT!*
at lunch, i opened a bag of yogos and they spilled everywhere!
everyones like 'don't touch them! their mine!!' so Brent gets 1 and throws it @ me... it goes down my shirt! how the hell does someone get that kind of aim?!?

in civics, a girl says 'I'm hungry' and pulls a rice crispy treat out of her bra!! so we somehow make fun of Brent 4 it so he's all like ' hey! I'm not the 1 that pulled a rice crispy out of MY bra!... wait no not like that!!!'

WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION!
the title says it all

]]> ~ninjaguitarist101