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I'm not sure whether I will make a New Year's resolution or whatever... has anyone thought of one for themselves? That they may or may not stick to?

]]> ~omgiateyourface http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/21337013/ http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/21337013/ Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:41:21 PST
Rules are: Ten things with your give letter... or something like that.

1. Serve Man is something I should be analyzing right now, considering the reason I stayed home was to do homework/have a day off.

2. SHOULD BE STUDYING HON BIO/HON ENGLISH/HON GEO BUT NOT. Procrastination is MY destination. Wait, it's arrived....

3. Sodium- The Academy Is... ; I'm listening to it right now, it's an okay song.

4. SO EXCITED TO SEE SAID BAND TONIGHT~!!! WOOH~~!!!!!

5. Some poetry should be read or at least written, I still have some gift things I need to get out. Namely to Beth.

6. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious was a word I whored for a while. It's going out of my style currently.

7. Shaving needs to happen. My legs are like a bear's.

8. SADIE IS MY DOG'S NAME! She's black and she's a bearded collie and adorable and I love her and she is thirteen years of age, mmhmm.

9. Stress isn't something I handle too well, at leadership we talked about ways that were good and bad to handle it. Denial is falling under the bad category, but technically I'm acknowledging it.
..er, kind of?

10. Suckers are really fun to eat.

FIN.

]]> ~omgiateyourface http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/21304759/ http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/21304759/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:13:31 PST PART ONE

1) Who are you?
Mar. I have a splinter in my finger; OH. TWO.

2) Are we friends?
Best friends.
BESTBESTBESTBESTBESTBESTFRIENDSSSSS.

3) How did we meet?
HOLY SHIT.
So Mrs. Newberry is a douche, and we met in sewing class and you were new and I was working on my social skills since I'm a really shy person if I don't know you.
SO I GO UP TO YOU AND SAY HI AND MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF BECAUSE I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
AND THEN THAT ASSHOLE.
SAYS AFTER I WALK AWAY:
"She's a really nice girl, but she sure is a ditz."
AND THEN.
You really wanted to get to know me better. XDDD

4) Give me a nickname.
Beffnee.

5) Describe me in 1 word.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HILARIOUSLYSEXUAL.

6) What was your 1st impression about me?
A person from Arizona that I was going to meet.
I thought you thought I was an idiot and didn't know dipshit.

7) Are you still thinking the same about me?
HAHAHA. NO.
Wait.
Bethanie, you don't think of me as a dipshiz, riggggght? :0
AH. I DON'T THINK YOU DO? @.@

8) What makes you think about me?
Hmm, just really random things, cute stuff, funny things, sexual things, talking to people about friends?

9) If you could give me something (anything), what would it be?
HOLY SHIT.
MADINA LAKE TICKETS AND SHITSHITSHIT. LEMME TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN THINK.
OMG.
A teleportation device which would take you back and forth from Arizona to where you're currently located. DDDDDD

10) How well do you know me?
I'd like to think pretty well.

11) When was the last time we met?
Er, like had plans or actually metmetmet? A year ago we metmetmet. WE HAD PLANS, UM, I BELIEVE THREE WEEKS AGO AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME THIS WEEKEND? 8D

12) Is there something that you always wanted to tell me?
That I'm so happy you're my friend and how amazing you are and that YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND IF I WAS A MAN YOU, YOUR BF AND I WOULD HAVE A THREESOME BUT IN A WAY THAT YOU WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE OR SOMETHING.
Yea.
C:


PART TWO

1) Favourite food
Er, I really love a good Tropical Smoothie. Some Beach Bum with dark chocolate and a Chicken Thai Wrap. DELICIOUS.

2) Favourite animal
Hippos!

3) Your mom!
IS IN THE SUNROOM.
HA. NO. THAT'S WHERE MINE IS.

4) Do you like soft drinks?? Which ones?
Oh gosh, I love coke, rootbeer, mountain dew, sun kist, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tea?

5) Do you like sunny days, rainy or cloudy?
RAINRAINARINRAINRAINRAKJFSDKL RAIN.

6) Are you a nice person, mean person, or in between?
I'd like to think I'm nice? :0

7) School is so cool!
Haha. No. Try stressful and I have so many assignments due and I'm scared because I want to get into a good college andaakfljsdklf;j

8) Favourite Colour
Green.

PART THREE

1) Add up the pageviews of all the accounts you own.
Um... still pending? Check, I'm too lazy.

2) What did you eat today?
TROPICAL SMOOTHIE WHICH WAS WIN.
Er, some chinese food from a hotel and a muffin and pineapple juice. AND COKE. And a cookie.

3) Type down the last thing that came to your mind.
I FOUGHT THE WAR, BUT THE WAR WON~.
Sry, iz a s0ong.

4) 5 things that are next to you.
Beth, it says five, not one. XDD
A scarf, two photobooth picture things, 5 gum (rain), my glasses, my cell phone...

5) Type down the 1st word that comes to your mind.
CORONA AND LIME.

6) Tell me something funny that happened to you today.
Haha, so my friend was patting the spot next to him and when I sat down I hadn't realized how far it was from him. So he opens his mouth and asks: "Damn, I must have some really bad B.O." and I look over and there is this GAPING SPACE between us and I start cracking up.
Then this dumb biotch takes my spot and I didn't get to sit next to him. 3:

]]> ~omgiateyourface http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/20817134/ http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/20817134/ Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:35:00 PDT vacant car, driver walks up to the building, so dark, it is.
driver taps on the window, echoes answer.
nothing.
walks back to car, turns on lights and drives away.


8DDDDDD;;

I was thinking of pointless poems when I was riding back from a football game.
Plus, my last journal was completely pointless (well, when do they ever have a point?) and long as what.
Wow, let's keep repeating the same word over again, yes?

Pointless, pointless, pointless.

C:

]]> ~omgiateyourface http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/20605693/ http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/20605693/ Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:28:41 PDT 1.) Be content with life by: having a good job/successful
2.) Go to Paris and Tokyo
3.) Catch up with being deft in the department of English Literature/Language/Subject.

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Ashley
2.) Dud
3.) Mar

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
Haha, confidential, buddy.

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) Knees
2.) Non-existent butt
3.) The small of my back.

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) Irish
2.) Bristish/English
3.) German

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Bugs/Arachnids
2.) Failing
3.) Doing bad in school

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) Computer
2.) Music
3.) Sleep

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) Jeans
2.) A really sexy bra-- strapless with zebra strips and pink lace.
3.) A 'CATCH THE SPIRIT' sweatshirt

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Paramore
2.) Brighten
3.) Panic At the Disco

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) Hallelujah by Paramore
2.) What She Really Wants by Brighten
3.) Just Dance by Lady Gaga

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) Acceptance in who we both are
2.) Good conversation and can have an intellectual one, too.
3.) Mind-blowing sex

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) I should be doing English homework right now
2.) I'll be satisfied with what I have next year
3.) I truly and inevitably need to go poo

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) Smile
2.) Hair
3.) Body (SPECIFICALLY: Back, shoulders and happy trail)

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) Writing/Reading
2.) Eating good food
3.) Listening to music/going to concerts

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Go to the bathroom
2.) Go back to Conventry and spend all of my money at American Apparel
3.) Not procrastinate

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) Photographer
2.) Writer
3.) Pharmacist

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Tokyo
2.) Paris
3.) New York City

Three Kid's Names You Like:
1.) Rosalie
2.) Mackenzie
3.) Emery

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) Shopping is enjoyable and I can never have enough clothes
2.) Boys are really nice to look at
3.) I talk about that sensitive crap, too; just not much.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) I don't cry
2.) I love a good sport
3.) SEXSEXSEX

]]> ~omgiateyourface http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/20372443/ http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/20372443/ Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:07:19 PDT
Does anyone, besides me, know the song Easy to Fall In Love by Brighten?
Honestly, it's amazing. Right next to If I Only Had the Heart by The Maine.

Anyway, I'm feeling pretty blah right now; my head aches, my stomach aches, my throat aches, my heart aches and I'm stupid. Boy problems are so real that it's stupid and I hate it, but I'm dealing with it because I guess I like this guy that much. It's complicated and I need to talk to him and be ready for an onslaught of poems.

Plus I'm sneezing a lot. This week has been pretty crappy.

I think I'll go take a long bath and then a long shower.

]]> ~omgiateyourface http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/19988772/ http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/19988772/ Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:01:21 PDT [x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 2

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. (THEY SAY SOMETIMES Y.)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[xxxxxxxx] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some. (YOU HAVE A BOX-LIKE HEAD. Suck on it.)
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (PUTA PEPE)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[xxxxxxxx] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (Blue/Green/Yellow)
[xxxx] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party. (I skipped school for one)
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have hair everywhere. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[x] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 8 LOL DOES IT COUNT THAT MY SISTER'S NAME IS IRELAND?

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: I gots some fo'

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese. (SUNNY DOES, THOUGH. 8DD)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2. wtf and I'm called Asian all the time. Whores.
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[wut nao] You it when stupid people call you a .
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 4

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4 HAI. AIM BOB.

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x well, I don't hate it. It's not that shallow.] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x Do they sell walls there? Haha, wuut, like, yea?] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

]]> ~omgiateyourface http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/19703069/ http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/19703069/ Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:49:52 PDT
I went to the doctor's today to get a physical, all fine and dandy, thank you, blah, blah, blah AND SO ON.

SO I WAS GETTING TWO SHOTS-- I'M ONE LESS, THANK YOU GUARDISIL-- AND SO AND SO AND SO.

The lady put both of them in and I was looking the other way because I'm not too big of a fan of shots.

So she left and I looked at my pretty bandaids and then I laid my head down beside myself and my mother asks me the, "Are you alright?" question and I respond with a hold on and proceed to faint.

IT WAS AMAZINGZINGZING.

Nawt rlly, lol.

I wake up to find 345695046 doctors all crammed in this small room chanting my name and with my mom panicking like no tomorrow. Wonderful.

BUT ANYWAY, WHO'S EXCITED FOR MY BABY, BREAKING DAWN, TO COME OUT IN A DAY, FIVE HOURS AND TWELVE MINUTES?

I am.

I think I'm attending a midnight bash or whatever. But I still have my school book to read-- which I highly doubt I'll finish, but somehow, someway, I will-- which scares me shitless since that's not even close to the end.

OH WELL.

I want some chips: something salty. YUU KNO?

Oh, and the mood. I have no idea what the hell that thing is doing, BUT IT'S FUNNY AND I LIKE HIM. 8D

]]> ~omgiateyourface http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/19450943/ http://omgiateyourface.deviantart.com/journal/19450943/ Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:36:46 PDT
I.E:
We the Kings
Forever the Sickest Kids
Cobra Starship
The Academy Is...
Mayday Parade

And other brief things I saw whilst being a passerby.

BUT IT WAS SO FRICKING COOL AND AMAZING AND I HAVE NEVER SWEATED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE NINTY-ONE DEGREES AND HUMID AS A MOTHER AND IT WAS SUPER COOL BECAUSE I~:

Got to go to this tent and be a "[Streaker]".

8D

IT WAS AWESOME BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T REALLY TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. YOU JUST STOOD THERE, LISTENED TO THIS CD AND THEN GOT STAMPED ALL OVER YOUR BODY. ALL. OVER.

I was wearing a bikini top.
:3


And went to that tent religiously, I swear.

Great day, it was.

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