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its been a looong time holy shit.

]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10430029/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10430029/ Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:29:26 PDT Most of it sucks.

Some of it dosen't.

Yeah, I know I suck bad, but I don't have motivation or patience. So you get crappily little things devoid of plot, depth, color, or even sound.

Most of the time.

Occasionally I'll do something good.

Chances are you'll pick something in my gallery that sounds appealing, but in reality, it sucks to watch/look at.

Some things are good. I say meh on it all, I'm proud of some of them, but most are just kind of embarassing. I could do better, I just don't feel like I have to. Its simple enough for me.

I leave them all here though to remind me of carefree times. So thats me. Its not really for you to be impressed, its more for me, I feel like I can accomplish something when I finish an animation, no matter how shitty it is. I could care less what you think about it, you may laugh, you may ask why I even have Flash, but that dosen't matter. All these things are by me, for me. Some of them have some undertones that only I would catch, to remind me of things. I can watch something I made a long time ago and remember what life was like during that peticular day, week or month. Most of it is when everything was fine and I was -still- carefree. Summer of 05', for instance. Great times with some great people. I was really happy with life and I was very productive cause' of it. Alot of things to bring me back to it all, at least for a little bit. It feels good to look back on these sorts of things, for me, anyways. You probably could care less about this journal, cause well, if you're reading it I assume you're not new to me, but oh well, I felt like writing it.

Bad times latley, lots of worries. I need something good to happen, need some light. It seems like everything is going bad, probably because it is. Eh, nothing I can control though, which makes it worse. :\

So anyways, if you're here to see my stuff, don't look at just one thing, there is some effort involved sometimes. I encourage you to look around. It can't hurt.

]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10299796/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10299796/ Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:33:22 PDT
Excuse that.

I think I might be done, in other news, I made a massive hole in my wall. With my metal hands.

They bled too. I didn't feel it though, cause of the ADRENALINE. Exhilirating.

I'm still mad though. I got in big, big trouble for it, I am still awaiting my fate, cause my parents went to sleep...or whatever they do in that room of theirs, gross. So if I'm not here tommorow, you know why.

There isn't even anyone to talk to so I can get my mind on other things than tommorow and the woes it shall surely bring, plus, other stuff, huzzah. Fucking fuck. I predict tommorow to be bad, unless I avoid the going to the school, and such. Basically I just don't wanna go tommorow, too much other crap that will distract me, I think too much.

I hate my dad. Long story short, physical, mental abuse, ect. The usual. And I'm expected to wear a happy face and talk to them on their terms, like in the mornings, when I'm already all pissy because I have to walk a mile or so in this fucking cold with some shitty popped-collar polo on to go to some jackass school to do some jackass work thats too boring for me to even care. Rantrantrant, vent vent.

On a daunting, depressing subject...

My brother is gonna need a heart transplant, I'm pretty sure of it, just waiting for the news. None of his medicines work, ect. He must take a whole pharmacy a day and he just keeps getting sicker and sicker. I'm scared for him, I keep saying to myself he won't die cause well, he's my brother, he can't die! I mean, I can't even fathom it, but its a real possibility at this point, and I can't do anything. I know he is gonna die, before me and all, I think about that sorta stuff alot, I don't think I'll ever accept it'll happen though until it happens...I just don't wanna think about it right now. Worryworry. :[[

Onto new things...

I don't have school on thursday...or friday...next week, and early dismissals tuesday and wednesday. So I'm looking forwared to the NEXT weekend. Not like I have anything to do, psh, I'm such a failure loser bastard.

Amonst all this is a different side of me, a different personality for every person of my days, everyone wants their own version, and I'm trying to deliver. I'm so fake now, its hilarious.

Anyways I'll...be somewhere, in this stupid house, being stupid and not sleeping, you know. Feel free TO CONTACT ME, WHILE YOU STILL CAN, AS IN TONIGHT, NOW, WINK WINK I CAN'T GET ANY MORE FUCKING OBVIOUS WINK.


A thousand me's for a thousand you's, out.

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]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10251388/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10251388/ Sun, 01 Oct 2006 17:50:22 PDT
Looks like I'm gonna have to do alot of alot to graduate on time, seeing as I'm missing 3 and a half credits.

Internets aren't that important compared to my diploma, so I guess its school first from now on, never thought I'd say that.

Other than that crap, same old bullshit, walking around like a zombie, I'm jealous of people too, thats odd for me. Its like I'm seeing things I want and can't have for the first time. lol. Still, keeping my mind off things, keeping my mind on other things. Head up and feet on the ground. Time to stop being such a failure at life.

Haha, I keep saying that.
Odds are I'll still be flailing in open water.


Well anyways, have fun, I'm off with a hammer and nails.

]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10198479/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10198479/ Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:00:29 PDT
Yeah?

Thats cool...
















still here.

]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10016117/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/10016117/ Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:38:18 PDT
:3


Oh, also. I cut myself tonight, look at what you guys made me do. D:
[link]

Its horrible and won't stop bleeding, I had to change band-aids like 3 times already, but its getting better. Weird part is it dosen't even hurt at all. o_O


kbye. ;D

]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9990130/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9990130/ Wed, 06 Sep 2006 16:11:31 PDT 1. I died from natural causes:
2. I said I liked you:
3. I kissed you:
4. I lived next door to you:
5. I started smoking:
6. I stole something:
7. I was hospitalized:
8. I ran away from home:
9. I said I didn't want to be friends anymore:
10. I broke something of yours:
11. I said i killed someone:
12: I started to flirt with you:
13: I tryed to make you jelous:
14: I lied to you:
15: I drawed you a picture:


What do you think about my:
1. Personality:
2. Eyes:
3. Hair:
4. Smile:
5. Family:
6. Friends:

Would You:
1. Be my friend?:
2. Keep a secret if I told you one?:
3. Hold my hand?:
4. Take a bullet for me?:
5. Keep in touch?:
6. Try and solve my problems?:
7. love me?
9. Make fun of me?:
10. Hug me?:
11. Go shopping with me?:
12. Get into trouble for me?:


Have You Ever:
1. Lied to make me feel better?:
2. Liked me?:
3. Wanted to kiss me?:
4. Wanted to kill me?:
5. Smiled thinking about me?:
6. Broke my heart?:
7. Kept something important from me?:
9. Thought I was unbearably annoying?:
10. Wanted to meet me?:
11. Hated me?:
12: Needed me?:

And More:
1. Who are you?:
2. Are we friends?:
3. When and how did we meet?:
4. What was your first impression?:
5. Describe me in one word.:
6. Do you still think that way about me now?:
7. What reminds you of me?:
8. If you could give me anything what would it be?:
9. How well do you know me?:
10. When's the last time you saw me?:
11. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
12. Are you going to put this on your journal to see what I say?:

Do it. Do it. Do it.

]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9732466/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9732466/ Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:16:29 PDT is like "doitdoitdoitroarROAR," and she motivated me with awesome music for it so I was all "yeah!" Or something like that, because people loved the last one, so its gonna get done I guess. Maybe.

]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9730931/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9730931/ Mon, 14 Aug 2006 22:20:59 PDT ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9687998/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9687998/ Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:04:59 PDT
and no one cares...except maybe a few of you...other than that, no one here has wished me a happy birthday...or like, anything, so...yeah...I knew this would happen already...but...oh well.

<3 you noobs.

]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9604224/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9604224/ Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:01:01 PDT great depression.



Thisisrandom. You know this.

Throbbing pain in the back of my head? Tumor? Most likley. I am feeling blue, and sick to my stomach. Oh yes. Very painful indeed my friends.
But love shall prevail.
Yes, I'll make it.



completebrainpop, Ican'tthinkofanythingelsetosay.
It goes without words for some. Others, you're just retarded. Get out of here.

]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9483942/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9483942/ Mon, 24 Jul 2006 21:35:02 PDT
Have at it munchkins.


1. The love of my life. - "Something Sweet."
2. Rapidvision - "Some Pwnage."
3. LordSkaled - "Bicycle made of cake with forward-mounted shotguns."
4. JD-Anims - "A tank running over a midget"
5.


If you get a drawing, you gotta do it too.





















My lover and I, and our sexy matching avatars:



Visit her page and look at her prettyful gallery. <3 ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9461321/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9461321/ Sat, 22 Jul 2006 19:20:58 PDT



Hah, its different now ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9450263/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9450263/ Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:22:46 PDT 1. With whom did you last get angry?: My dad.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: A knife.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: No.
4. How about of the same sex?: Hah, what a question.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: My dad.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Wtf is that?
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I'll let them go, for a price. ;o

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Get up on time.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 7:00 PM. Yeah, I know. ._.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Uh...Jessi probably. The bastard.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: Haha, I won't go into that.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: LAAAAATE last night, on channel 36.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout?: Pfft, every day. I masturbate like 10 times an hour.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Wtf is that?

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Fiji water, lmao.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: I like the white meat. ;o
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Like, 3 shots of Quervo. It didn't do much.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: I have a fatty stomach. -_- Situp time.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Sweet and salty. wait...ugh.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: Nah.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Ohoh. 3. Only one matters though. <3 ;x
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Like, no-one. I had a girl doctor give me my physical once though, boy was that an experence. O_<
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Lots of times.
4. Have you done it?: I want to. :c
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Eyes, legs, ass. ;D
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Oh yeah, I thought my hand gave me aids once.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: I have one coming in the mail, so in like 3 buisness days, YES !
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: GameStop, I love videogames.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: I'd buy a house, a car, and then I'd invest some in some stocks, then put the rest away.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich, being famous is way way over-rated.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: I'd rather do what I love and be a bum on the street. :\
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Haha, have I? psssh.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Thousands.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Somehow continue to scrape by in school LOL.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I don't think they are proud of me, like, at all, haha. :[
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Make it past 85.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Depends on alot of things, most times, yeah. -_-
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Never that, I wouldn't waste my leet skills on noobs.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yeah.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Made her feel happy.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: I want Nick's rig, its bad. Ass.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Amanda.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Samuel L. Jackson, Why? 4 words: Snakes. On. A. Plane.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yeah, that bitch. ._.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Zomg. I'd want sexy hazel eyes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Fucking, boldness.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust.


... ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9431014/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9431014/ Wed, 19 Jul 2006 20:46:07 PDT 2..Age: 15
3. Sex: Yes please.
4. Where do you live? Tacoma, Washington.
5. What school do you attend? Foss High
6. Siblings? 2 Brothers.
7. Pets? A kitty cat.
8. Zodiac Sign? Leo, ROAR.
9. Righty or Lefty: Righty
10. Hair color? Black
11. Eye color? Dark, dark brown.
12. Height? 6' 0"
13. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Glasses, that I broke.
14. Do you have any piercings? Yes
15. Do you wear any rings? No
16. Do you have a certain fashion you follow? Never that.
17. How are you today? Bored...
18. What pants are you wearing right now? Jean shorts.
19. What shirt are you wearing right now? Blue, dark blue and white striped polo.
20. What does your hair look like at the moment? Its all, I dunno.
21. What song are u listening to right now? Gnarls Barkley
22. How is the weather right now? Hot, like fire. On fire.
23. Last person you talked to on the phone? Jessi
24. Last dream you can remember? Well, I was having sex with someone, I forget who. But she was good.
25. Who are you talking to right now? ...the...computer. ._.
26. What time is it? 8:03...haha

**********More about YOU!************

27. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 9226
28. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Silver.
29. Have you ever almost died? Twice.
30. Do you like the person that sent you this? No one sent it to me...I STOLE IT.
31. How do you eat an Oreo? I'd rather not eat them.
32. What's the next CD you are going to buy? None, I'm a Pirate.
33. What's the best advice ever given to you? "Stop caring, ass."
34. Have you ever won any special award? ...alot.
35. Worst sickness you ever had? This wicked flu earlier, I was vomiting orange shit all over and something like that, anyways, it blew.
36. What's the stupidest thing you ever done? Jumped off a 3-story building pretending I was Superman.
37. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why? I wish I wasn't so shy, because it kills me. D:<
38. Where do you shop the most? The Internet.
39. How many kids do you want to have? None, but if I was forced...or something, I'd want 2.
40. Son's name? Thunder.
41. Daughter's name? Lightning.
42. Do you do drugs? I get high on Life.
43. What kind of shampoo? ...I dunno.
44. How many TV's do you have in your house? 4
45. Do you have your own tv? Yeah.
46. Do you have your own phone line? Cell phone, yes.
47. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No.
48. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? Very yes.
49. Who do you dream about? Sex, sex, and more sex, ontop of more sex.
50. Who do you tell your dreams to? No-one, the acts committed in my dreams are just, sick.
51. Who's the loudest friend you have? Ryan, ass.
52. Who's the quietest friend? .....I guess...dunno.
53. Is cheerleading a sport? If you're gay/lesbian, maybe.
54. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Pfft, more like 10 minutes of sucking.
55. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Egg.
56. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? No. ;-;
57. Do you have a crush? Nah.
58. Who is your crush? Noone.
59. Did you send this to your crush? No. ._.
60. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? Dunno.
61. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? T&A. LOL SIKE.
62. Do you find yourself attractive? Not really. D;
63. Do you find yourself ugly? Maybe.
64. Do others find you attractive? Sometimes.

**********Pick One: THIS OR THAT**********

73. Lights on/off? ON
74. Sun or rain? Rain.
75. Mackey D's(McDonalds) or BK(Burger King)? Burger King has less fat. ;[
76. Do u like scary or happy movies better? Happy.
77. Backstreet Boys or NSYNC? Fag.
78. On the phone or in person? Person.
79. Paper or plastic? Both.
80. Sausage or pepperoni? Pepperoni.
81. Summer or winter? Winter.
82. Hugs or kisses? Dunno.
83. Chocolate or white milk? White.
84. Root Beer or Dr. pepper? Dr. Pepper.
85. Glass half full or half empty? Half.
86. Tape or DVD: DVD
87. Cat or Dog? Dog.
88. Vanilla or Chocolate? Chocolate.
89. Skiing or Boarding? Skiing.
90. Cake or pie? Pie... ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9425093/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9425093/ Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:07:10 PDT
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. If I do this, you must post this in your journal

Yawn. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9392018/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9392018/ Sun, 16 Jul 2006 06:23:33 PDT
I'm gonna be like magic johnson. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9344131/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9344131/ Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:10:33 PDT
Edit: NO MORE NUMBER FOR YOU! MUAHAHHA! <3kthx. gg.

Lets cuddle. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9335763/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9335763/ Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:42:54 PDT ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9248345/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9248345/ Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:31:08 PDT Breakfast Crusader- cheesy superhero voice...dosen't matter.
Syrup Boy- stupid little kid voice.

Don't ask, you know, just voice act, kthx.

AIM: Onionburst
Yahoo: Onionburst2
MSN: onionburst2@yahoo.com

e-mail: onionburst2@yahoo.com ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9109954/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9109954/ Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:39:26 PDT ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9067789/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/9067789/ Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:37:13 PDT
Lets the good times roll, I got some things planned, so watch out. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8376413/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8376413/ Wed, 05 Apr 2006 17:27:05 PDT
I got a Top Favorite, and the comments and favs have been rolling in, got 2 watches so far, and its just so good. I feel pretty awesome and kinda motivated, I love it. <3

Thanks for all the love everybawdy. :3 ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8290128/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8290128/ Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:32:06 PST
Bye. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8127274/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8127274/ Sat, 11 Mar 2006 02:59:48 PST Feels neglected.
Feels sad.
Feels regretful.
Feels pain.
Feels feelings.



End. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8085171/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8085171/ Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:07:04 PST

1.What color are your kitchen plates?
All different kinds. D:

2. What book are you reading now?
Zombie Survival guide, HP 6

3. What is on your mouse pad?
The color blue

4. Favorite board game?
Monopoly

5. Least favorite smells?
Vomit. D:

6. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
Fuck. -_-

7. Favorite color?
BLUE BLACK GREEN

8. Least favorite color?
Purple. D:

9. How many rings until you answer the phone?
Depends on who you are. ;D

10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
THUNDER LOLOL.

11. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla, like my women, really though...chocolate. D:

12. Do you like to drive fast?
I DON'T DRIVE YET LAWL.

13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
I sleep with a PSP packed with porn. D:

14. Do you like thunderstorms?
*cough*

15. What was your first car?
CADILLACDEVILLELOL

16.What is your sign?
LEO LION GRR.

17. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Sure. D:

18. If you could have any job what would it be?
ANIMATOR.

19. If you could have any color hair what would it be?
What I have right now. BLACK.

20. Is the glass half full or half empty?
Depends on weither its upside down or not.

21. What is your favorite movie?
Please don't make me name them all...

22. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
I can.

23. What’s under your bed?
Another bed... LIKE ERIKA?!

24. What is your favorite number?
12

25. Favorite sports to watch?
FOOTBALL

26. Your single biggest intense pain?
When I broke my breastbone. D:

27. Person most likely to respond?
...What?

28. Person you sent this to who is least likely to respond?
EXACTLY.

29. Ketchup or mustard?
NEITHER CAUSE THEY BOTH SUCK.

31. Hamburger or hot dog?
Hot dog...

32. Favorite season?
Summer, Winter

33. The best place you have ever been?
DISNEYWORLD!! ^__^

34. What is your screen saver?
Matrix code. D:

35. What is your favorite fast food place?
MCDONALDS

36. What is your favorite breed of dog?
Labs and Pits.

37. Your nicknames?
Onion, weather man, monkey.

38. Have you ever been kissed by the opposite gender?
YES I HAVE MANY MANY TIMES.

39. What annoys you the most?
People who are fhegs. D:

40. What’s your crushes name?
Whats a crush?!

41. What’s your best friend’s name?
Ryan, Nick, Nick2(sanchez), Jeff, Jamare, Lexi. ;D

42. Which celebrity annoys you the most?
THAT FUCKING KEVIN FEDERLINE.

43. What type of music do you like the most?
All kinds...except country. D:

45. What is currently on your wrist?
A razor taped to it with duct tape.

46. Okay, if you and one other person could be alone on the entire planet, it'd be: you know. ;D

47. What would you do if you had 24 hours to live?
Rape EVERYBODY.

48. If you were a character in the View Askewniverse, who would you be?
HOLY FUCK I WOULD SO BE ***

49. If you could be any kind of nut, what would you be?
A TESTICLE.

50. Who would you vote for TOTAL DICTATORSHIP?
If I was the person being voted for.

52. Do you like Theatre Pipe Organ music?
Sure.

53. Do you want Adult Swim to bring Case Closed back?
Case closed was piyomp.

54. Do you think that the "pink is pimp" is just a fad?
Fags.

55. If you could have some sort of super-natural power, what would it be?
THE POWER TO GIVE MASSIVE CRIPPLING ORGASMS TO PEOPLE WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM. D:

56. Have you ever read/written a webcomic?
Yes.

57. What's your favorite art-related computer program?
FLASH8

58. If you could be a bug, what bug would you be?
A beauuuutifuuuulll butterfllyyyy...

59. About schoolwork...are you the last minute kind of person, working right up till 4am to get done or are the good little student who starts the moment they get?
Both.

60.Who's the closest person to you?
:\

61. Are you satisfied with your life??
Yes.

62. What song are you listening to right now, if any?
None.

63. If you knew the secret of immortality, would you go for it?
Yes. D:

... ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8005390/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/8005390/ Sun, 05 Mar 2006 17:26:53 PST
Look at it all, then judge me. k? k.



So to the rest of you, how was your day? Oh mine was fine too. Great, now that we're all on the same page, news.

1. Uncyclopedia.org OWNS YOUR FACE.

2. My latest doodle/drawing thing does not mean that I am in luff or anything of the sort, just felt like doing something involving that. I was thinking about it for awhile.

3. I am fairing quite well without my tablet and I must say that the collab Jigger has going on is pretty sexy. So sexy that I'm counting on a front-page, if all goes as planned, and if the work is the same quality I've been seeing. My part will own your souls, one of Jiggers' parts has me in it also so that will own you too. Lazyboyalso.

3. School is doing good, I am doing an OK job at keeping my grades up, I hope it lasts, or else I can say bye-bye to alot of the luxuries that I have now...

4. My 16th birthday is this year, which means I get my license, at the moment I get my license, I inherit my Dads' Cadillac, which totally owns. So I'll be coming to see some of you soon ;D. Hopefully. <3

5. Levi=done.

6. I'm out of Cherry Coke.

7. I put some videos on YouTube.
A. [link] - We lit a guys' nipples on fire.
B. [link] - I was probably high on something and I pretended I could get flushed down the toilet.
C. [link] - My epic journey to the fridge.
D. [link] - Me and two of my friends in Science class, dicking around, my PSP makes an appearance also, with its kickass background. <3



So now that you're probably gonna be distracted for the next 4-6 minutes, I'm going to make my escape.

Exit stage left. No right. I think. Bye. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7973735/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7973735/ Wed, 22 Feb 2006 16:57:28 PST ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7911852/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7911852/ Thu, 16 Feb 2006 00:00:26 PST Thats what brings me to write this funny story, all associated with boredom.



I almost got jacked/beatendown at school the other day.


This kid walked up to me and he was all "Hey you got a PSP?", and me, being the overzealous rub-it-in-your-face type sneered and said "pfft yeah. ;D." He is like "Ok, I'll see you after class." and walks off, I go into my class and sit down. Its at this moment that I realize I've fucked up. Bad.

So I'm sitting in class wondering what the hell awaits me when school is over. Of course, I forget about it and start joking with my friends. Bell rings, I go outside, having totally forgoten to take an alternate route. The kid and like 5 of his friends are standing there. At this point I'm thinking "Hoshit I'm about to get my ass kicked.", so I walk over and try to pass em' and one of them starts trying to push me outside while saying something like "Hey lets go outside, we wanna talk to you about something." Bing. Red flag. So I immediatley start trying to go the other way, but then the rest of them all gang up on me and start pushing me also. At this point I have about 7 or 8 hands on me and I'm trying not to get pushed out that fucking door cause if that happens its over for me. I eventually back up against the safety of the wall and then they try to search me, looking for the PSP. Its in my front left pocket. Dumbass. I coulda let one of my friends have it till tommorow, and just let them search me, when they found nothing, I was off scott free. But nope. I had it, and of course the first place the go for is my front pockets. I shove one of them and I'm like "Get the hell off me!", trying to cause as much of a scene as possible. Now they know I'm trying to hide something and they get more aggressive. So I'm against this wall and there are 5 or 6 guys pawing me and shoving me, I'm wondering if this is what prison is like. lol. A crowd of people gather and they're just watching me get violated. You hear the whispers, ect. and then I get mad, I'm contemplating fighting all of these guys, I'm not gonna let them take anything of mine without a fight, even if I do get my ass kicked, at least people won't think I'm a bitch for letting them just have it. I have my hands over my front left pocket of my baggy jeans and they keep trying to pull my hand away, and I'm cursing at them and shoving them away, they are trying to calm me or something, they had the smoothest voices for jacking someone. "C'mon, lets see what you got, what do you got?!" Didn't sound aggressive at all, no punches, no anything, just shoving and grabbing. They finally wrench my hand away and suddenly some big ass black guy I don't even know runs up and shoves the off me, all while yelling "Get off the homie like that!! D:<", I'm thanking god because now I'm in the clear, these guys are either gonna leave me alone now or risk getting a beatdown from 20 or so guys. So this guy I've never even seen at my school is pushing all these guys away and he says to me "Go on about your buisness home boy.", YES! Saved by the black people. Total godsend.

I assume as soon as I leave the entire crowd disperses and immediatley take the first corner I see and wrench the PSP from my pocket, into my crotch. I go for the library, and get sit down in front of one of the computers, oddly enough, I go to the DCKforums to try and get back to something normal, take the edge off, I put the PSP in my binder, but there is still a journey ahead, I am paranoid, thinking they let those guys go and they're coming right for me. I probably stayed in the library for 10 minutes, but it seemed like forever. I glance at the door window and I thought I saw one of the guys, I went total Special Ops. I got low, and sneaked over to the emergency exit without the alarm thing on it, I open it up and go outside, I'm in one of the higher class hallways, and I look around, stick to the wall and slide towards the door out to the courtyard. Looking out the door, eyes as wide as soda cans, I run out to the other wall on the opposite side of the courtyard and glue myself to it, shuffling over towards the lunchroom, where there are people, teachers,*coughsafetycough* and my escape route to the path home, which is about a mile walk. I walk in like nothing is wrong, wave and smile to some people, and coolly walk out the door, into the back parkinglot. Wondering if they're following me, I speed walk faster than I ever have out into the open road, where I felt secure, I got back on the sidewalk and started walking home, scanning the scenery for one of the goons following me, or worse yet, the whole group. Then halfway there I start to play the scenario over and over in my head, finally calming down and then realizing how many bad choices I made during the confrontation. I should have had a weapon, I said to myself, I th... ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7900368/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7900368/ Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:52:25 PST ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7886955/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7886955/ Mon, 13 Feb 2006 18:45:33 PST ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7595037/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7595037/ Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:45:46 PST Everything is going great for me, and I'm liking it. Alot.
Continue doing so plz. <3

How about joo? Comments plz. Happy? Sad? Dead maybe? :0 ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7558565/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7558565/ Mon, 09 Jan 2006 20:10:50 PST ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7510680/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7510680/ Wed, 04 Jan 2006 17:47:55 PST
2. Yahoo- I couldn't fix my messenger so I'm using Trillian. -_- Can't doodle. <\3

3. Noobs- Carry on.

4. School- Is back, so I go there now. Won't be at the comp. Leave IMs cause I love the read them when I get home. <3

5. That one *explitive deleted*- die.

6. I'm listening to a 3 hour long playlist. :[

7. I have vapor-rub. God yes.

8. M' getting a cell phone. Wee.

9. Things to buy- PSP, DS and a Tablet.

10. TBLE 3- Lmfao, maybe.

11. Bye. <3 ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7506426/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7506426/ Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:53:19 PST ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7493685/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7493685/ Mon, 02 Jan 2006 22:13:24 PST




1. How much gold do you have now?
In AoE, 30k.

2. Taken a picture naked?
No.

3. Painted your room?
No

4. Made out with a member of the same sex?
No.

5. Drove a car?
Yes

6... you can't HANDLE NUMBER SIX! ...

7. Have a crush?
Had one.

8. Been dumped?
No, I'm always the one to dump someone.

9. Stole money from friend?
Yes.

10. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
No.

11. Been in a fist fight?
Yes

12. Snuck out of your house?
Yes.

13. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Yeah.

14. Been arrested?
No.

15. Made out with a stranger?
No.

16. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
Yeah.

17. Left your house with out telling your parents?
No.

18. Had a crush on your neighbor?
No.

19. Ditched school to do something more fun?
No.

20. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Yeah.

21. Seen someone die?
Yes.

22. Been on a plane?
Yes.

23. Kissed a picture?
No.

24. Slept in until 3?
Yes.

25. Love someone or miss someone right now?
No.

26. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
No.

27. Made a snow angel?
Dec. 2nd.

28. Played dress up?
No. I did play doctor with this girl once though.

29. Cheated while playing a game?
Yeah.

30. Been lonley?
Yes.

31. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Yes.

32. Been to a club?
No.

33. Felt an earthquake?
Yes.

34. Touched a snake?
Yes.

35. Ran a red light?
No.

36. Been suspended from school?
No.

37. Had detention?
Yes.

38. Been in a car accident?
Yes.

39. Hated the way you looked?
At one time, yes.

40. Witnessed a crime?
Yes.

40. Pole danced?
No.

41. Been lost?
Yes.

42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
Yes.

43. Felt like dying (not including suicide)?
Yes.

44. Cried yourself to sleep?
No.

46. Sang karaoke?
No.

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yeah.

48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
lmao yes.

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yeah.

50. Kissed in the rain?
No?

51. Sang in the shower?
No.

52. Made love in a park?
That'd be fun.

53. Had a dream that you married someone?
No. I've had dreams about having sex with them though. <3

54. Glued your hand to something?
Yes..>_>

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
No.

56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
No.

57. Been a cheerleader?
No.

58. Sat on a roof top?
Yeah.

59. Didn't take a shower for a week?
Yes, when i was like 1.

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
No.

61. Played chicken?
Yes.

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No.

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
Yeah.

64. Broken a bone?
8.

65. Been easily amused?
Yes.

66. Laugh so hard you cry?
No, I laugh so hard I suffocate.

67. Mooned/flashed someone?
No.

68. Cheated on a test?
No.

69. Forgotten someone's name?
Yeah.

70. Slept naked?
When its hot.

71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool?
No.

73. Blacked out from drinking?
No.
74. Played a prank on someone?
Yeah, I made my friend piss the bed with the hand in warm water thing. It works.

75. Gone to a late night movie?
A couple times.

76. Made love to anything not human?
My hand. Everyday.

77. Failed a class?
Yes.

78. Choked on something yo... ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7489362/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7489362/ Mon, 02 Jan 2006 13:48:39 PST

Thats hot. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7472715/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7472715/ Sat, 31 Dec 2005 22:34:13 PST ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7393542/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7393542/ Fri, 23 Dec 2005 15:13:17 PST /lose, Sekunde von allen.
/sorry, Third von allen.



Der rechtmäßige Auftrag ist retored gewesen. Ich liebe alle. Wieder.
<3 ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7386280/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7386280/ Thu, 22 Dec 2005 20:26:51 PST
First of all I'm gonna say the word that has become the one thing I am more than anything, bored.

I have about a week and a half to do nothing. I've been sleeping...and staying up all night on the computer. Its boring.

I got tickets to the Colts-Seahawks game on Christmas Eve, they're like on the field. I'm happy. This christmas isn't gonna be so good says my parents, but my mom says she's giving me $1000 at tax time. (I swear her tax returns are like the hugest ever.) So I'm gonna buy a new PSP cause yesterday mine broke. I'm sad.

We're moving into a house at tax time too. 2006 is estimated to be a good year.
With the other 700 I guess I'll buy stuff like a replenishment of legos. I love legos.
A better camera, 400 AA batteries, A cell phone, cause it seems I'm the only kid in the world to not have one, and then I guess I'll put the rest in my wallet, till the next day when I want something. So...I'm beating my head on the wall in rabid anticipation. I realized how cool remote control airplanes/helicopters are.

Can your remote control car fly? Fuck no.
I was planning to attach death rays onto it and attack my enemies, but thats kinda outlandish.

Shit,

" jiggerstick: He got it set up for me and him to meet cycon and vallos.
Onionburst: ...
Onionburst: No way.
Onionburst: I just died a million deaths inside."

I need to go.
But I won't.
Cause I can't.
I'm broke.
and my parents would beat me just for asking about it.

I'm emo again.
Not really.

I just do that type of stuff to get attention. I'm never really sad, well I was. But I'm not. This type of depressing crap happens all the time, but I won't kill myself...cause I tell everyone I am. :[ I'm such a wuss lol. School is cool now.
I get to call people "Freshman." Its fun. I have like 3 freshman friends and I call them "Asian freshman," "Black freshman," and "Freshman #3."

I'm losing weight cause my gym teacher tried to make us die every day and I'm glad about that. Not that I was really fat anyways but I need to lose a few pounds. I also hate people who can't take jokes. I know that was kinda spontaneous but it had to be said. If you don't have a sense of humor you should die. Jigger's jew animation was hilarious. But most people took it that he was a dirty jew hater. But no one got the real meanig behind it. If you didn't, you can't take a joke, and you should die. Also, I can't animate as of late. My skill went away, and I cried a couple times while looking at a blank Flash 8 document.

SqeezyArt for the time being is being run by me and me alone. Alex is gone so I am taking over, if you like and his work, then you should join.


So I think I've said all I need to say to go ahead and get these 16 or so pageviews, I'm gonna go play the best RTS ever, Age of Empires.
If you're cool enough to have AoE2: The Conqueors expansion, then meet me in the MSN Zone in Deathmatch 1. But theres' a really slim chance that that would happen. So I guess I'll just play with the cool people there.

I bid you all a good night/day/whatever now and I'll talk to you all later? lol

Bye. <3 ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7349989/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7349989/ Sun, 18 Dec 2005 22:32:24 PST
-Maybe its cause of my AIM virus which I just got rid of 5 seconds ago.
-Maybe its cause you guys are all backstabbing fags/lesbians.
-Maybe its cause you're all pissed off because of the Penizplz deviation which I didn't do, but I just deleted.

Could be all three.
Most likley is.


Props to Alex and Xerox for being the only ones who aren't noobs. <3

Oh yes, and Erika (Tiddley-Pop): Unwatch me. Don't comment on my page, my journals, or any deviations of mine again. Don't talk to me on myspace, e-mail, anything. I'm blocking you on AIM and Yahoo. Do not try to contact me on MSN. Bye. ;D Oh oh! Die also please. kthx.

Jiggerstick: Funny, but not.

Noobs who turned on me upon seeing his deviation: I sincerely hope you die a slow, horrific painful death. The worst thing you could ever imagine. Even if you were "Joking", I'm tired of it. ;D

Faithful watchers and fans/such: Thanks for not being noob biyoches. I apprieciate it.

I know most of you don't care how I feel about all this poo-poo, but I do.











You kids and your internet. ;D





SqeezyFanClubmaybe? ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7341854/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7341854/ Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:03:47 PST
You can only be a member.

[link]

Watch us to join.

Send us fanart please.


]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7287529/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7287529/ Sun, 11 Dec 2005 22:52:25 PST Since everyone wants be a bitch to me and such, I'm gonna be the worst person I can be.


You select few who are cool know who you are.


All the rest, go to hell and die.
















Onion- out. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7283876/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7283876/ Sun, 11 Dec 2005 15:07:36 PST

Its requested Last Game is: Smugglers' Run?

What a bitch. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7276218/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7276218/ Sat, 10 Dec 2005 18:01:48 PST
[link]

[link]

[link]

[link]

[link]


Have fun.
I <3 you guys. ;D ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7241937/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7241937/ Tue, 06 Dec 2005 19:57:40 PST
My mom tries to leave from work to come home, her manager stops her. She quits. She comes home, and they argue for what seems like forever. There is alot of stuff being thrown and alot of crying, yelling and such. I'm sitting there thinking my life is over. Both my parents are out of work, and the cops are on their way. I'm probably gonna get taken away to a foster home along with my brothers. My dad calms down. The police come, and my mom tells them it must've been a mistake, thank god they go away. I'm scuddling around, powerless to affecting the outcome of the situation.After 2 more hours my mom finally calms him down and he starts crying again and saying he's sorry and shit. Everything is suddenly fine again. My mom goes back to work and begs for her job back and thankfully she gets it. My dad sobers up and everyone acts like nothing happened. Also, my christmas is cancelled. No money. Yay.



I cried for the first time in a while today.



Tis' the season. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7181487/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7181487/ Tue, 29 Nov 2005 23:07:56 PST


Also, I'm sick. ;-;



Onionburst: Can you cook me some dinner, woman?
SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know...
Onionburst: Orly?
SmarterChild: Who's Orly?
Onionburst: You
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
Onionburst: Yeah
SmarterChild: Me? No way!
Onionburst: YES WAY
SmarterChild: No way.
Onionburst: Yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
Onionburst: Yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
Onionburst: Yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
Onionburst: Yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
Onionburst: Yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
Onionburst: Yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
Onionburst: Yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
Onionburst: k. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7169993/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7169993/ Mon, 28 Nov 2005 17:32:17 PST ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7128348/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7128348/ Thu, 24 Nov 2005 00:38:57 PST [link] I outlined the death in red. ;-; ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7123842/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7123842/ Wed, 23 Nov 2005 13:54:39 PST ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7076074/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/7076074/ Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:49:08 PST Jimmy Jackson, Illin animator, cool dude, loves long walks on the beach and 8 hour secks sessions, check his page or I'll stop putting shit on here for ya'll to gawk at. >:[


Watch him too plz. He is an awesome guy. ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/6995568/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/6995568/ Tue, 08 Nov 2005 22:59:25 PST 2. I am afraid of the dark
3. I masturbate almost everyday
4. I like cats and dogs the same
5. When I grow up I want to be some hot shot animator guy
6. I hang with the "goth" kids
7. Deviantart is the site I visit the most
8. I fall in love easily
9. I have zero self-confidence
10. I am a very poor student
11. I'm only funny when I'm not animating. When I try to be funny through my anims, it looks stupid
12. My favorite candy is red licorice
13. I am not happy with how I look
14. I rarley go out and do anything social, partly because since my parents work hours are so fucked
15. I shy away from confrontations, but always get into fights somehow
16. My favorite thing to do is sleep or play football
17. I'm 6' 0", 164 pounds
18. I can cook, very well.
19. The thing I fear the most and always think about is death. Its the thing that scares me most out of anything
20. It took me all day to think of these 20 facts because I am a very boring person.




I tag , and ]]> ~onionburst http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/6955125/ http://onionburst.deviantart.com/journal/6955125/ Fri, 04 Nov 2005 15:53:17 PST [x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I listen to political music.
[x] I've been to a moto cross show
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I have seen someone dying.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I love Disney Movies.
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ring.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I watch the news.
[x] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[x] I love Spam.
[x] I bake well.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I like to laugh.
[x] I have broken someone else’s bones in a fight
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I eat fast food on an average weekly basis.
[x] I have scars.
[ ] I've been out of this country.
[x] I am in love with love.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I see a therapist.
[x] I love chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[ ] I am completely comfortable with being me.
[x] I play video games.
[x] Gotten lost in my city.
[x] Saw a shooting star (I was scared of it.)
[x] Had a surgery.
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
[x] Hugged a stranger
[x] Been in a fist fight
[ ] Been arrested
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[ ] Swore at your parents.
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts
[x] Been close to love
[ ] Been to a casino
[ ] Been to Japan
[x] Broken a bone (8)
[ ] Skipped school
[ ] Been skydiving
[ ] Flashed someone
[ ] Saw a therapist
[ ] Played spin the bottle
[ ] Gotten stitches
[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[ ] Bitten somebody
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox
[ ] Crashed into a friend's car
[ ] Ridden in a taxi
[x] Shoplifted
[ ] Been fired
[ ] Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
[ ] Stole something from your job
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[x] Lied to a friend
[ ] Been to Europe
[x] Had a crush on a teacher
[ ] Slept with a co-worker
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[ ] Had children
[ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Been to Africa
[ ] Been to Canada
[ ] Been to Mexico
[x] Been on a plane
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[ ] Thrown up in a bar
[x] Been snowboarding
[ ] Been Skiing
[ ] Eaten Sushi
[x] Met someone in person from the internet
[ ] Lost a child
[ ] Gone to college
[ ] Dropped out of high school/college
[ ] Done hard drugs
[x] Taken painkillers
[ ] Had someone cheat on you
[ ] Miss someone right now ]]> ~onionburst