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yah im having to keep up with too much stuff on this account ; ;
SO WATCH THE OTHER IF YA WANT

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23738080/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23738080/ Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:24:46 PDT CAMPING?
OK!
SWIMMING W/ ANDRES?
OK!
EVENING OUT W/MY UNCLE TO BUY UGLY SWEATERS AT THRIFT SHOPS?
HELL YEAH!



MY SPRING BR8K>YOURS

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23569375/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23569375/ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:39:06 PST and its a gay little
TYU sneeze and it happens the same everytime

the class gets rly quiet
we do our work
i drop my pencil and sneeze
everyone looks at me
my mexican and slut friends clap and cheer me on
coach goes "WHAT WAS THAT"

;; you guys should know by now ok its just a sneeze, not a dying puppy, just ignore it
im sorry
im sorry
im so sorry..........

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23519095/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23519095/ Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:44:59 PST [link]


...........deep

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23478168/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23478168/ Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:50:38 PST its a song i used to rly like but not so much anymore

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
then: hitman reborn, scrubs, animu, mcr GAYGAYGay
now: PALAHNIUK YEAHH!! real music, friends, gym, dudes

3. How many watchers do you have now?
77

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.
whoa i have way more than 3 ;;

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
IT DEPENDS ON HOW BACK-UPPED MY DEVIATIONS ARE

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA?
lol what

7. What is your most popular deviation?
"shit man" it caused a lot of drama

8. What are your favorite non-anime TV shows?
house, psych, judge judy idk i dont watch much tv
BROMANCE

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
expressions like i guess i can draw them i just forget to??

10. Summer or winter?
WINTER FUCK YEAH

11. Rain or Sun?
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnn

12. What's your favorite type of music?
folky, peppy, wonky

13. PC or Mac?
im 4 years old and im a PC

14. Anime or Manga?
manga

15. Coke or Pepsi?
PEPSI I GUESS but i prefer drinking things that dont rot my stomach

16. Read or TV?
read man

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
lol maybe like......30 mins total a day?

18. Name a hidden talent.
im pretty good at figuring people out

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
traditional

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
HMMMMMmm sonic maybe idk i dont like fast food but damn they have some good shakes

21. What are your top 3 favourite books?
grendel
lullaby
girls from da hood

22. Wii or Playstation?
NEITHER

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands.
amanda palmer, beirut, thao nguyen and the get down stay down

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
FASSSTTTT

25. Do you like Denny's?
denny's dick
yah

26. What is your favorite emoticon?
CONTROL SHIFT 3

but only if i have my black dude icons

27. What is your favorite type of pie?
chocolate

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
once
never again.

29. Do you go on YouTube a lot?
YES

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides DA?
sso, sron, myspace, weazie, tumblr, smackjeeves, facebook, gaia etc

31. Do you cosplay?
i aint no fag

32. Fruits or sweets?
BOTH

33. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
buttered i h8 salty and plain is boring

34. Have you skipped school?
duh
35. Have you been on a plane?
yes

36. Have you swum in an ocean?
I ALWAYS GET A RASH

37. Have you been ice skating?
lolool

38. Favorite vacation spot
europeee i wanna see my family man they're scattered everywhere there

39. Ever been on TV?
YES news 3rd grade

40. Favorite salad dressing?
cesar or however you spell it

41. What do you do to relax?
WALK

42. What is the last film you saw in the theaters?
unborn holy shit ; ;

43. Favorite Sandwich?
peanut butter

44. If you could go anywhere in the world...
venice its beautiful there
even though it smells bad

45. Favorite time of the day?
night

46. What did you want to be when you were little?
vet lol

47. What do you want to be now?
NO IDEA i promised jacob id explore the congo with him though

48. If you could eat with one person, who would it be?
andreas

49. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
of mine?
Clit.

50. When is your birthday?
9/6

51. Favorite type of ice cream?
vanillaaa

52. Last book you read?
well we're reading animal farm in school

53. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
AMERICAN APPAREL or forever 21

54. Do you buy / sell / both on eBay?
no

55. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
"did you cut your hair?"
NO.

56. Favorite all time movie?
the big lebowski

57. What was your favorite show when you were a kid?
ARTHUR and hey powerpuff girls

58. What are you listening to right now?
M.I.A.

59. What is the last thing you ate?
pasta y broccoli

60. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
poop

61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
height maybe arms

62. Favorite sport to play?
VOLLEYBALL

... ]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23293676/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23293676/ Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:36:56 PST talk to me
talk to me
talk to me
talk to me

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23025167/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/23025167/ Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:01:27 PST and im going shopping

i wanna get some cute dresses and shit





what would you buy rn?

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22891770/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22891770/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:35:00 PST


be back later.











like

idk

prob wont be on much AT ALL but then again i'll just slack off and forget that im digging my grave and gay around
those who have my number, text me~
add me on AIM, thirty cranes, cat is thuggin or FAGGOT CHAN either one of those.

those will prob be my only forms of communication /cricricri

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22868661/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22868661/ Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:39:37 PST
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

[ ]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

[ ] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

[ ]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

[ ]I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

[x]I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[ ]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[ ]I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

[ ]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

[x]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

[ ]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[x]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

[ ]I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[ ]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

[ ]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

[x]I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

[x]I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

[x]I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

[x]I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

[ ]I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

[x]I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

[ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

[ ]I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

[x]I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

[x]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. ((...........o w8 ))

[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

[x]I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (( only a few do that though ))

[ ]Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

[ ]I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

[ ]I tell people OF... ]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22849642/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22849642/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:08:39 PST


i beef out "to my dick" jokes wayy too much and now im saying it on accident around people who shouldnt know i talk like that woopsie

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22662148/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22662148/ Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:58:27 PST




Interestingly enough, he entered it from behind. You know, where the gay bar was? Not the point, though. What he does for the money is his own business.
Gracefully walking up to Aylyke, he pushed out his arm to move his cape - yes, cape - to the side slightly. "I'll be taking that," he said slowly, plucking the shirt from Aylyke's grasp.

He paused, looking at Remington; his gaze lingered, as he seemed to... get a little spongey, if you know what I mean.
And by that I mean he "soaked it all in."

He folded the shirt up, tucked it somewhere within the area that was covered by the cape, and, with a flourish, gave a bow. "I apologize, but I must be taking my leave now."
And, just as he turned to leave, he stared into Remi's eyes, mouthing something that we all know.
I wanna' vacuum.

Demetri sat there, guffawing. He was confused as to why this man took the other guy's shirt, and as to why the man's exiting onto stage right reminded him of tap dancing.



"Call me papa."



"I...um...I...herat...i'm the new crewmember. Yes. And you must be," Suddenly, Remi felt something. Something flirtatious, almost as if this man needed to be harassed by one of smaller proportions. Height wise.

"-the janitor to my heart."

"Remi, if you really want to know... it was for you. All for you. All these years of hardship, it was all for you. I broke my back, year after year, just to see you smile."


FIASP
BEST
THING EVER HANDS DOWN

WE WERE SO GAY

but so beautiful

AND IDC THAT NONE OF YOU BUT LUCY AND STEPH KNOW WHAT THIS IS IT DOESNT MATTER

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22513970/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22513970/ Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:41:53 PST





now im like
omg
why didnt i eat it
because i have a huge chocolate craving now and !!!!!
I WASTED TEN DOLLARS
WHO BUYS TEN DOLLARS WORTH OF FUDGE
i could have bought something so much cooler than that


tell me your retarded stories

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22200257/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22200257/ Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:25:05 PST
[link]

i might actually follow through with this
NAME CHANGE >w<

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22130892/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/22130892/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:37:20 PST



book recommendations?
i like stuff by palahnuik, vonnegut,david sedaris,annette curtis klause,
and orson scott card i guess even though ive only read one of his books~

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21863882/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21863882/ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 11:36:10 PST if you want some holiday gift art from me just post refsss~
it might take me awhile to get to all of them
BUT YOU WILL GET THEM BEFORE/BY CHRISTMAS.

no furries or anthros please i suck at animals

and im willing to do giftu trades

OKAY GO GO GOGOGOGOGOGO.

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21740466/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21740466/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:34:00 PST
]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21653537/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21653537/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:42:36 PST but now
that
t-giving br8 is starting tomorrow at 3:47 i'll be on more
=u= im going to make refs for all my characters








dont hold me to it though
i prob wont do anything except sleep and eat

but i have dreams


also stealing this from some other peeps ASK ME ANY QUESTION
ANY ONE AT ALL
I WILL ANSWER IT


also:
cat is thuggin: twat? i cunt here you
mikeroch721: tits ok
mikeroch721: we'll finger it out later

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21437034/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21437034/ Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:42:07 PST [link]
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join join do it do it.

also 1k pageview reminder woooo

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21359081/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21359081/ Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:59:09 PST

in other news;
i found out i have a habbit of saying "guyses" instead of "guys"
and i sneeze like a baby
oh oh i got my haircut i have front bangs again im so happy!!
i was also asked to ride someones cock??



]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21223047/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21223047/ Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:17:00 PDT
high school can be hard when i dont understand biology and get stalked by weirdblackguyswhat??


anyway just got back from hsm3
it was beautiful
and we had the entire movie theater to ourselves
hsm3 made me truly believe in myself i cant wait for twilight!!!!!!!!11!

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21044053/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/21044053/ Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:42:48 PDT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20722689/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20722689/ Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:54:16 PDT
]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20643024/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20643024/ Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:30:25 PDT a) Tell you why I friended you
b) Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc
c) Tell you something I like about you
d) Tell you a memory I have of you
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
f) In return, you must post this in your journal

do you want me to be serious about this or not?

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20574201/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20574201/ Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:17:09 PDT







/cry

]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20513101/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20513101/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:28:29 PDT
recomend me some music i like stufffff liiiike
the ditty bops, the dresden dolls, beirut, the wombats, snoop dog (no rly)
i want something fun
and weird idk just give me yo shit

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]]> ~paleyellow http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20298127/ http://paleyellow.deviantart.com/journal/20298127/ Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:17:14 PDT
im just following da crowd

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