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any thoughts?

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/28010366/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/28010366/ Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:26:37 PDT its meh birthday and i get to go to the bar tending championship today, its gonna be fuckin sweeeeet i'll take pics if i remember!!

best present ever!

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]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25973656/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25973656/ Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:32:51 PDT hatom>adult swim or comedy central o3o
neither
o3o;;;; I wouldn't know what it was]
FINALLY I SHALL WIN!]
<hatom>Is it Montgomery Burns

AWWWWWMOTHERFFFFFFFFFFFF
XDDDDDDD
<hatom>xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hatom: YES!

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this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line.



]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25467656/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25467656/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:34:15 PDT I didnt mean to call you that
I cant remember what was said or what you threw at me
Please tell me
Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And Im sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
And youre


gone

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25430755/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25430755/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 08:31:12 PDT Its gray and raining so i think I'l get drunk and watch APH. That is all

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25410859/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25410859/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:24:55 PDT weeeeee...



1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'he wrote to Uncle Anselm, who sent him the reviews'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My trunk.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Pardon the interruption HOLLA AT YA BOI

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:00am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:02am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
air conditioner and a clock ticking and some trucks working near my house

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, to go to my bros apt to drink

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Out my window

9. What are you wearing?
white camouflage shorts and a Mak&Manco shirt

10. Did you dream last night?
Yus

11. When did you last laugh? What EXACTLY were you laughing at?
someone hurled over the side of the balcony of my brothers apt onto a car

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
7 oil paintings 2 watercolors 4 dail framed reprints 2 framed m.c. escher reprints a Scarface portrait made with oil pastels 3 panoramic posters of citys ive visited and my old street sign which i cut down before i moved

13. Seen anything weird lately?
not really :c

14. What do you think of this quiz?
its ok

15. What is the last film you saw?
righteous kill

16. If you became a multi-billionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A beach house maybe on the Florida coastline

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about?
I was adopted

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
lower the production cost of green resources (i.e. wind farms solar panels and ethanol/hydrogen cars)

19. Do you like to dance?
Fuck yus

20. George Bush:
Is out of office so its time to let it go :/

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jacqueline

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Kaiden

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
In a heartbeat C:

24. What will God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'm glad you're here

25. Song that's playing?
Shawty say

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25385549/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25385549/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:45:02 PDT
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?



]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25232712/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25232712/ Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:50:51 PDT It's almost 4 in the morning and you're in a
Nightmare, it's horrible
Right there's the coroner
Waiting for ya to turn the corner, so he can corner ya
You're a gonner, he's onto ya
Out the corner of his cornea, he just saw you run
All you want is to rest, cause you can't run anymore you're done
All he wants is to kill you infront of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowing the klonopin, while I'm nodding in and out on the ottoman
At the Ramada inn, holding on to the pill bottle then
Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom, and make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonald's with
Blood all over me, dead bodies behind the counter, shit!
Guess I must've just blacked out again, not again!

It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've killed them,
killed them

Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs
Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana
Then I reach for the aloe and lanolin
Bust all over the wall pannelling, dismantelling
Every candle on top of the fireplace mantle and
Grab my flannel and my bandana then
Kiss the naked mannequin man again
You can see him standing in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan, who's used to using hallucinogens
Causing illusions again, brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin, Razors scissors and pins
Jesus when does it end, phases that I go through
Dazed and I'm so confused, days that I don't know who
Gave these molecules to, me what am I gon' do
Had the prodical son, the diabolical one
Very methodical when I slaughtered them

It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've killed them,
killed them

I dice and I slash, slice and gash
Last night was a blast, I can't quite remember when I had that
Much fun off a half pint of a jack, my last vic and a half
A flashlight up Kim Kardashians ass
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December I think it was, I was having drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in christmas lights, pushed him into the stinking tub
Cut him up into peices, and just when I went to drink his blood
I thought I oughtta drink his bathwater, that oughtta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me, that might be an artery son
Your blood curdling screams just don't seem to bother me none
It's 3am and here I come, so you should probably run
A secret passageway around here, man there's got to be one
Oh no there's probably none, he can scream all that he wants
Top of his lungs, but ain't no stopping me from chopping him up, up



]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25190775/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25190775/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:07:02 PDT
;-;

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25174336/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25174336/ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 06:56:18 PDT its pretty good




._.; ive been watch DN for that past six and a half hours...and i havent been to bed yet _{iz supa adictive}

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25174331/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25174331/ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 06:56:03 PDT its pretty good




._.; ive been watch DN for that past six and a half hours...and i havent been to bed yet _{iz supa adictive}

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25071632/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/25071632/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:38:27 PDT



Commenting the Wrong Way

"I must say, this is a striking image. It possesses such a bright, color-rich atmosphere and I just can't take my eyes off of it. However, I think you could have invested more time in defining the proportions during the early stages of the work because one of the girl's hands appears slightly larger than the other, even though it's further away. You may also want to consider the placement of light sources in the picture before applying the shading. While the light really brings it to life, it's coming from the wrong direction. Setting that aside, I think it's a beautiful picture. Keep up with the good work!"



Commenting the Right Way

* "cool."
* "First comment!"
* "OMG SOOO CUTE!! *hugs*
* "AAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS SO WRONG!!!ONE". (Add more than 20 emoticons of your choice for full effect.)
* "SUGOI KAWAII DESU NE!"
* "This bad bad! But I like cause is sexy. They go bed and sex! "
* "Yaoi! Yay! But Inuyasha is mine!"
* "I love that show!"
* "(:"
*
* "A++++++ WOULD FAVE AGAIN"



_{(this is from ae and only for lulz so dont get ur panties in a twist)}

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http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/23227404/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:22:14 PST

45 Rules of DevianTART

1. DeviantArt is serious business
2. One day, I’ll be a great manga artist
3. The longer the journal entries, the better my art becomes
4. The more flashing friend icons, the better my art becomes
5. Tracing and recoloring is the same as using a reference
6. Blurry MySpace pictures of myself, taken without even using the timer mode are art
7. Photoshop filters are the same as photography skill
8. Lens flare makes EVERYTHING better!
9. Critics are only critical because they are jealous of my stick figures
10. All male game or anime characters are in love with each other
11. All characters split into two versions when entering DeviantArt: normal and furry, and the furry version is always better than the regular one – cat ears are obligatory
12. All characters have child-like alter-egos, which I prefer, but not because I’m a paedophile
13. People don’t know there’s a Full View function, so I must inform them of it, and demand that they use it every time I upload something, no matter how crappy, by commenting “FULL VIEW PLEASE!!!!!!”
14. The whole world is only waiting for one thing: seeing me naked
15. It’s art if I say it is!
16. 2,000 pageviews means I have to make a kawaiiiii picture thanking people for looking at my other kawaiiii pictures, preferably with as many hearts as possible
17. Being on DeviantArt means I am special
18. It’s not paedophilia when I draw it
19. Comments any less positive than “OMG awesome!” must be considered flames, and even the slightest bit of criticism is worth starting a fight and getting banned over
20. The DeviantArt comments system is a great chatbox, especially if it’s someone else’s page!
21. There is nothing wrong with inflation art
22. If I fave one of your pictures, you have to fave one of mine, no matter how terrible I am, otherwise you’re ungrateful
23. Everyone is interested in my private life, so I must spam my journal full of uninteresting junk (see #1)
24. If people troll my account due to a mention in ED, I must throw a tantrum, threaten to hex them, say they’ve fallen into my trap, bawl to the moderators and/or threaten legal action and claim lawyers are already on the case
25. I have more pageviews, therefore my art is better than yours
26. Making alternate accounts praising my main account is a brilliant tactic
27. Copy-pasting an “I like your art” comment on loads of Random Deviant pages without looking at the art is a brilliant tactic
28. Making a thread in the ThumbShare forum, dedicated only to me with the sole intention of throwing my own art into everyone's faces is a brilliant tactic
29. No matter how crappy my art is, and regardless of the fact that no one would hang it on their wall to save their lives, I must still make all my art available as Prints
30. The human body is beautiful and never pornographic, even if it’s being penetrated anally by a furry’s cock
31. My profile icon flashes or moves, that means I’m a better artist than you
32. Submitting Deviations without commenting anything more than, “me again”, “lol”, “...” or “meh” is artistic
33. Poetry isn’t artistic if it doesn’t have elementary school rhymes and isn’t about razors or angst or slitting wrists
34. We’ve made porn of it. No exceptions.
35. There will be fav w/o comment drama. No exceptions.
36. Art memes are fun, and when they say I must tag three people, I must always tag EVERYBODY!!!11!
37. The cool kids set themselves to invisible
38. I must threaten everyone who might possibly steal my art with physical violence, even though I’m behind a computer
39. Snape is perfectly capable of getting pregnant
40. I AM Asian. Really. Can’t you see the painted cat eyes and the V-sign I make with my fingers?
41. My desktop picture must contain a World of Warcraft-icon, and the wallpaper may under no circumstance have the correct aspect ratio
42. I paid money for my account, so everything I made has just become better than everything you’ll ever make
43. Even though I spend every minute I have on DeviantArt, I must still complain how much it sucks as often as possible.
44. I must always be proud of making the first comment, even when I have nothing more to write than, “First comment!”
45. I can always delete my account and make a new one

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/23163621/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/23163621/ Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:52:39 PST one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup of semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
1 cup of fish shaped crackers
1 cup of fish shaped candies
1 cup of fish shaped solid waste
1 cup of 1 cup of fish shaped dirt
1 cup of fish shaped Ethel benzine
1 cup of pull n' peel licorice
1 cup of fish shaped volatile organic compounds
1 cup of sediment shaped sediment
1 cup of candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
1 cup of lemon juice
1 cup of alpha resins
1 cup of unsaturated polyester resin
1 cup of fiberglass surface resins
1 cup of volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
1 entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
1 adjustable aluminum head positioned
1 slaughter electric needle injector
1 cordless electric needle injector
1 injector needle driver
1 injector needle gun
1 cranial caps
stir constantly bake for 45 mins at 350 and enjoy
wait no its a lie

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/23114148/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/23114148/ Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:39:57 PST Left arm has a scar from a compound fracture :3

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
lots of oils and prints of oils

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
i snore lightly and click X3

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
anything as long as the radio is on...its all music

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
to discover the exsistinceess of god

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
being loved

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
my pipes X3

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
like 5'8''

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
not really

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
sometimes

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
she who shall not be named *cough*my ex*cough*

13. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
not realizing why im here until its too late

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
short hair....and that's about it

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING AT?
i don't really care

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
either or...coffee if i have a choice

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
more cheese >:3

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
cake

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
blue

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
;>/////> maybe....

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
when i was 17 my mom brought me my favorite magazine when i was in y.i.c.

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
yes..no...maybe

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No...

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
giorgio armani

25. WHO IS THE HOTTEST FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
Halley Barry

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
a stupid dog >8c
il give u a nickel for her

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
;>>

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
idk

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
69

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
i don't care

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
yes

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
bewbs

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
many many hockey players

37. FIRST JOB?


38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE?
mabye

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
watching superman returns

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yes

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
cold heartedness :sadtard:

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD B... ]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22846900/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22846900/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:56:47 PST 's journal~

Comment and I'll:

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

Go! Comment now!

Outcast
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball.
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[ ] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 3

Party Girl/Boy
[x] Lets face it: you like to party.
[x] You party every other weekend.
[x] ...Or every weekend?
[x] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[x] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[x] You've hooked up at parties.
[x] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[x] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night.
[x] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[x] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[x] You like to go clubbing.
[x] You and your friends always party hop.
[x] You've crashed a party before.
[x] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party.
[x] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[x] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total = 18

Scene Kid
[x] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon. (Dinosaurs! o3o)
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[x] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[x] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 5

Prep
[x] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths".
[x] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[x] You are content overall with how your life is going. [how does that make me preppy?]
Total = 3

Band Geek
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[x] You still play an instrument.
[x] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[x] You are/were in Mar... ]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22837963/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22837963/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:43:50 PST
eat drink work smoke sex sleep
eat drink work smoke sex sleep
eat drink work smoke sex sleep
eat drink work smoke sex sleep
eat drink work smoke sex sleep
eat drink work smoke sex sleep
eat drink work smoke sex sleep
eat drink work smoke sex sleep
eat drink work smoke sex sleep
eat drink work smoke sex sleep

its getting old
its feeling old
something needs to happen around here...

the comforts of everyday routine
the security of the familiar
the tranquility if reparation

it needs to change

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22715211/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22715211/ Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:33:00 PST 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 5 friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the note from.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Your Wedding Song: Fantaisie Sign (:3 thats cool)

Your Last Words: bad dog no biscuits (:giggle)

Your Funeral Song: perfect nights ( thats not a good sign)

What Your Crush/Bf/Gf Thinks Of You: Autumn In Ganymede (:faint): i love this song)

Your Theme Song: Carrot and stick

This Song Was Def Written About Me: Here Today, Gone Tomorrow (:3 i can fucks with that)

Instead of "I Do" Your wife Says: Pathetic (DAMN U SHUFFEL SETTING >8c)

How This Summer Will Be: Too good Too bad ()

Your Childrens First Words: for no one

If 50Cent Wrote A Song About You The Title Would Be: Seen it all (dosnt he already have a song named that )

Song Youll Meet Your Future Spouse To: Thoughtless ()

The Reason Your Crush Will Marry You: Dead memmories ( >8c)

Should Be Your Ringtone: Love with Caution (hooray )

This Song Gets You Hype For Anything: Zero Hour (best trigun song ever 8D)

Sing You Dance To Naked In Your Room: Ht ( :'>

The Best Party Song: Tank ()

This Song Reminds You Of The Best Day Of Your Life: American money (X3 im money baby)

What The Cops Says To You When You Get Arrested: Love like rockets (:'< i think im gonna remain silient)

What Your Mom Screams When She Walks Into Your Room: Agian we rise ( five moar mins)

What Will Be The Theme Song Of Your Birthday Party: Sounds and Silince (:3)

What Your Best Friend Said About You Last Night: Call it karma ( >8c that rat bastard)

The Song You Sing Most In The Shower: Embrace ( )

When Your bf/gf Rejects Your Marriage Proposal-They'll Say: one more time ( 8D hooray)

Youll Scream When This When You Reach The Top Of Mt Rushmore: Twisted transistor ()

Your Message To The World: Hypocrites ( )

What Your Worst Enemy Sings About You: Foot to the throat ( D8)

Your Secret Admirer Sings About You Every Valentines Day: Getting off ()

In Front Of A Huge Crowd You'll Scream: 10 reasons you should leave ()

This Song Makes You Want To Bake Cookies: Redneck

What is some good advice for friends?: Breathe ( words to live by )

You Sing This When Your Mad : open up

You Sing This When Your Alone and No One Can See Or Hear: Still dreaming

How You Will Die: Getting off (>8c ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ!!!!)

What You Thought Of This Survey: bIG BLUF... ]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22687010/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22687010/ Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:12:33 PST
]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22685213/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22685213/ Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:41:31 PST -seal
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There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can be seen.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
The stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grave.
There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.
You remain,
My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave.
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grave,
I've been kissed by a rose on the grave,
I've been kissed by a rose
I've been kissed by a rose on the grave,
...And if I should fall along the way
I've been kissed by a rose
...been kissed by a rose on the grave.
There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.
You remain
My power, my pleasure, my pain.
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny, yeah
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave.
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the grave.
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grave
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the grave.
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]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22589162/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22589162/ Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:48:15 PST 1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl.

ReCheck the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality by Pouring another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.

Try another 4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. &nbs! p;Break two leggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas.

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22572085/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22572085/ Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:42:54 PST


http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22500185/ Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:46:16 PST Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22498671/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22498671/ Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:00:36 PST
Girl, you know I love you
No matter what you do
And I hope you understand me
Every word I say is true
‘Cause I love you

Baby, I’m thinkin’ of you
Tryin’ to be more of a man for you
And I don’t have much riches
But we gonna see it through
‘Cause I love you

oh...oh...oh...

Some men need lots of women
For their passions to feel
But I want only you, girl
If it’s in, if it’s in, if it’s in God’s will
‘Cause I, ‘cause I love you

I, I love you, baby

With all my heart and soul
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I Love you
I need you
I want you
I need you

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22464222/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22464222/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:13:58 PST 2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
1.I love weed weed weed weed weed weed
2.i love da guitar more den da weeeeed >3<
3. o3o i like trolling chatrooms so if u have a room watch the fuck out
4. I draw alot but i dont have a scaner ;~;
5. :c ive technically been dead for 34 seconds (funny story actually X3)
6. ive broken 11 bones
7. I am adopted
8. i like cooking i dont know why even if its something i dont eat

I tag anyone willing to do this o3o

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22439217/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22439217/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:38:55 PST i need a gewd face stock pic anyone know of any or dose anyone want there face used ;;;;;o3o

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22422768/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22422768/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:46:57 PST i just madee a myspace account...im not sure about it...i think i might already be regretting it

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22318355/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/22318355/ Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:17:57 PST And we never realy did find out quite why

a barrel of oil cost over a hundread bucks
yet record profits for all of those corporate ass fucks

food prices in poor countries caused fammen and riots
while fat ass americans went on failed diets

the stock market well it fucking colapsed
tnd what the hell happed to the polar ice caps

dont bother looking for work or a job
everyones so broke theres noone to rob!

bernie madof scammed 50 billion with skill
while the banks all collapsed and we footed the bill

familes were protected with propsation 8
to teach all our children the value of hate

we spent another year in the on the war in the east
spreading our brand of american "peace"

meanwile gaza strip was wiped off the map
women and children alike holy crap

but We elected a black guy to fix all our ills
and handed him a gigantic stack of our bills
and said "here you go darky the country implores''
we fucked up america so now its all yours
and though magic negro u may find this whack
if you fix it all up well be wanting it back

and so ladies and germs everything was just great
in the lords blessid year of 2008
and im sure things will continue to go just as fine
as we all bend over and in 2009

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/21869015/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/21869015/ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:35:58 PST its moving time finally and my net will be shut off tomorrow and ima go poof for who knows how long but il be back eventually i love you all
but before i go story time!!!
told my friend spotted-elephant this story and figured id just share it with everyone
B3 ummm...ok first time i was arasted at o.c.n.j. me and my brother had been drinking for about...four hours...we be doin power hours alkl night and our mom brings us out for pizza and hes like so drunk he canteven swallow the pizza he starts choking on it and the little kids around us are just stright up mrtafied cause hes like choking to death tears running down his cheeks and not breathing so we have to smack him on the back and he just shoots it off into the pizza palor...somwehre,needless to say we were banned form ever entering the place again ;^; so anaways we stumble back to our rent house and our friend laff is there and hes d5inking too so we all start getting hammerd and and time goes by and eeventually my brother passes out on the front porch so its my job to drag him insde and dump him in his room,so i do and hes so drunk he dosnt know which way is up so insted of going to his bed he curls up insde his suitecase and passes out sobadly he pisses himself anaways i go out with laff and our mom follows and shes like hey im going to bed hes 20 go get us pizza for tomarow so im like ok and were just about to go when my bro kevin pokes his hed out and he;'s like"hey il come with just gimme a second to clean up" so we wait for like ten mins whilke he gets ready and durring tht time drunk ass laff passes out (again) so its just me and my bro stumbling around on the boardwalk anaways were doing good(and by ok i mena cant wlak stright but at least we cna walk) untill we run across these hippies and kevin was like "omg u guys got any cigs?!" and he's like no but we got acid... so where likee " " we wobble over to them and theyre l;ike its ten a hit" and were like "yeah we got twenty" (yes e just bought acid with the pizza money) so i hand the two hits to kevin and im like here hold this whil i pay him" so i pay him and i turn to him and im like "wheres the stuff?" he holds out his hand and theres nothing there,so im like"no ur other hand dukmb ass"he opens it up,zilch there. i look at him and im like"dude wher is it"uhhh....ummm...i took em both" o.0 so anawyas at this point my brother is bombing his brians out and canteven stand and werelike two blocks from home but we heads twords the pizza place anaways (not sure why since we spent the pizza money ;>> anaways the pizza place is on the corner and were aboput mabye...20 meeters away from it and around the corner come two fuckin cops just b lining right twords us and im drunk as fuck but im still sovber enough to know were fucked because i got a 22 yr ol drtunk hispanic hanging from my left arm so were both like....ffffuck.,...anaways they wlak up to us ask for id's i didnt have mine and somehow my brother had someone elses and then thid real prick cop one of those nerds who became a cop becuase he was icked on in school,anaways ehs like yelling in my face and hes shorter thne i am so i say the dumbest thing eevr one he asks me "HEY BOY DO U HEAR ME"to whic i respone...."dont u get short with me budd" >83 right into the bacxk of the squad car i go :'c so im int he bacxk of this squad car then they ead my brother over and plunk him in to the car witrh me we on our way to the station,now m,y brother is on the left side and im on the right side and whose infront of the left pasanger is the driver. anaways i think they were driving adrdictly jkust to piss us off but all the swerving and bumps in the road had taken its toll and my brother looks at me"im gonna get sick" to which i reply"not on me u arent" he takes anpother glance at me,looks foward twords the drvier* BLARRRRRRHHHH all over the dudes sholder x3 so my brother is sobering up at this poiunt but not enough to make sense so they plunk us down in interagation rooms and somehow get the adress of the rental house,they send out a squad car to check the placer out,now while all thyis was going on our friend laff had woken up stumbled in the hosue drunka nd frogot to vclose the front door so the door was wide open when the cop got there anaways he walks into out house goes to my moms bedroom opens the door shines a flashlight on her and says"marry murphy i have ur two sons down at the police stationa nd i need u to come with us" ;>>and all thsi was at like two in the morning so shes drtagged down there me and my broither are pukeing on the floor of the station and... ]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/21759413/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/21759413/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:44:55 PST message: browser is not defined
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]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/21317371/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/21317371/ Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:24:41 PST
Within this sissy frame, obviously rib laden chest lies a heart that beats to the drum of a native American ritual dancing wildness. It pumps an ever cascading supply of untamedness that a herd of wild mustangs have yet to grasp. If danger lurks about, I will seek it out. If adventure abounds, there I will be found. If a damsel be in distress, I will show her who is best. I am a manly man.

Because I don’t flush, and I leave the lid up.

I drive a 1988 Ford Pick-up truck. Girls don’t break up with me, I break up with them first. ( Except the last time, it didn’t really work out like that… ) I don’t shave the hair on my face ( Because I still can’t grow facial hair yet… ) But when I can, I won’t, because beards are tough.

I fart, burp, and spit when I want, not caring who’s nearby. Disrespect my momma, and I will punch you in the eye. I am a manly man.

Or am I? I tell my guy friends that I love ‘em. And sometimes, sometimes I even hug ‘em. Not because I’m gay, but because I love ‘em. And when I watched Bambi, I cried. And when my Mema gets mad, I still run and hide.

Like David, I wanna be a man after God’s own heart. And I’m not there yet, but I’m past the start. And when people talk, I try to listen. A spirit of compassion, that’s my vision. Surely I am a manly man. I want to be loved and have love and give love.

And not just that romantic kind either. Although I am looking for that beauty. Not helpless, but wants to be rescued. The damsel in distress, man, woman, myth, true. I will fight for her, climb the highest tower for her, love her, share with her, delight in her, be her warrior, her protector. She will be my crown and I will be hers. My masculinity will be passed down and affirmed to my sons. And each of my daughters will know they are lovely, and deserving of authentic romance.

Society tells me all day long that I’ve defined manhood completely wrong. But you ask any honest man, and he will agree. You ask any honest woman, and she too will see, that I am a manly man.

~D.h.

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/21195085/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/21195085/ Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:46:05 PDT IZZZZ MEH BIRTHDAY TODAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>3<


]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20972706/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20972706/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:59:15 PDT Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

I do bite my thumb, sir.

Do you bite your thumb at US! sir!

Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?

no

No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb, sir!

Do you quarrel, sir?!

Quarrel sir! no, sir!!!

If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.

No better.

Well sir...

Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen.

:: Yes, better, sir.

You lie!!!

Draw, if you be men!!!!

remember thy swashing blow

*fights*

*benvolio enters*

part fools put up your swords you know not what you do!

*enters tybolt*


wut art thu drawn among thes....heartles hinds turn thee Benvoli look upon thy death


i do but keep the peace put up thy sword or manage it to part these men with me

WHAT DRAWN AND TALK OF PEACE! I hate the word...s I hate hell all Montagus and thee! HAVE AT THEE COWARD!

*fights again*

Clubs, bills, and partisans! Strike! Beat them down! Down with the Capulets! down with the Montagues!

What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!

A crutch, a crutch! why call you for a sword?

My sword, I say! Old Montague is come,
And flourishes his blade in spite of me.

Thou villain Capulet,--Hold me not, let me go.

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20896882/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20896882/ Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:07:44 PDT im so depressed all of a sudden...:rainc...i dont even give a shit...

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20658244/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20658244/ Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:13:13 PDT ;_;
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.i think i relized it when i quoated santa in your camping car and i saw you carve your inatials into My avocado plant.I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that your Honda sucks. Im returning your ring to you but i'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never liked the incarnation as an eskimo.

In plain






RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (last person who commented on a journal)

I don't really know how to tell you this, ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the... ]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20624771/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20624771/ Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:01:54 PDT NO MOAR DEPRESSION



no,less,you flea bearing you son of a bitch!


anaways...


ive pretty much got outta my funk left from that *cough*expletive-deleated*cough* of an ex and im kinnda happy now
i even wuv someone new

my art \has gotten good and im even taking names and requests for fractals so if you wanna see something speak up -->[link]

my as some know..my eye was acting all twitchy....turns out i had the ass end of a staphylococci infection so now i get to ware an awesome eye patch thingy

next on the agenda...umm...oh were going to the beach for settlement and then the beach house is ours weeeeeeeee going to the beach going to the beach lalalalala

umm..shout outs...errr... shes kool my hundreath watcher thankies <3 u with her totally awesome comics and sexual imagery be sure to vote for her stories -->[link] (all you gotta do is clik a giant button ;3) thanks to whose giving me my first journal feature ever :3
for all his awesome scripts(and thanks for that aprail fools joke..i never would of figured out the word fractals without it ;3)
all the peps at fun4fun who put up with my shit night in and night out

lets see...clubs...errr...http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20479927/ Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:00:22 PDT a broken record always making the same sound
target time I get my hopes up just to find i only get let down
like a season that refusess to change
a stubborn winter growing colder every day Give me something that can warm me up again
i swear to let it in
youre my something
you are my everything
youre the one that makes me feel alive
you end my sufering
you end my misery
youre the one that makes me feel alive
you can run you can run you can run away
i would find you and convince you to stay
you the one who who can warm me up again
i swear to let you in
you can run you can run you can run away
i would find you and convince you to stay
youre the one who who can warm me up again
i swear to let you in
like an ocean I just keep making waves
you are my vesel with an anchor that will never stray Youre the one who who can wake me up again
i swear to let you in

Love is giving someone the power to brake your heart but trusting them not to~anonymous

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20448011/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20448011/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:39:19 PDT Is there a word or right to say
Even in this old fashioned way?
Go make your move, girl
I'm not coming home

Would things have changed if I could've stayed?
Would you have loved me either way?
Dressed to the blues.
Day to day with my collar up.

Decision sits so make it quick
A breath inhaled from an air so sick
I cursed the day I had learned
Of the web you spun...
You had your hold till bleeding

Hey, Hey!
If it was up to me
I would've figured you out
Way before the year clocked out
Oh, I hope you're waiting

Hey, Hey!
If it was up to me
I would've never walked out
So until the sun burns out
Oh, I hope you're waiting

Would we have lived as a child would care?
With this vial to drink I dare
(Oh where have you been, oh where have you been)
Only to cry all alone with your taste on tongue
(Oh where have you been if it hurts to be forgiving? Bye)

Should we try this again with hope? (Bye, bye)
Or is it lost, give up the ghost
And should I die all alone as I knew I would...
Then burn in hell young sinner

Hey, Hey! (Ha ha)
If it was up to me
I would've figured you out
Way before the year clocked out
Oh, I hope you're waiting
Oh, I hope you're waiting

Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in

Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
I may be invited, girl, but I'm not coming in

Hey, Hey!
If it was up to me (you had your hold)
I would've figured you out
Way before the year clocked out
Oh, I hope you're waiting

Hey, Hey!
If it was up to me (give up the ghost)
I would've never walked out (Oh where have you been, oh where have you been)
So until the sun burns out (Oh where have you been if it hurts to be forgiving?)
Oh, I hope you're waiting

Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in

Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
I may be invited, girl, but I'm not coming in

Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in

Listen well... will you marry me?
Not now, Boy
Are you well in the Suffering?
You've been the most gracious of hosts
I may be invited, girl, but I'm not coming in
And you're not coming in

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20446598/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20446598/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:59:43 PDT [X] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans. (loose jeans)
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt. :3
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team. X3 durp
[X] Shopping is torture.(unless you got moneyz X.X)
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[X] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. (still got em)
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.TT^TT
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.(lololollllooolololloolol)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.(hats are gay)
[x] You like going to football games.
[x] You used to/do collect baseball cards. (hockey card but whatever)
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(unl;ess there are chicks but sausage fests are majorly lame)
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. ( blue ftw))
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.

Total =22
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss. [only after ive kissed a girl]
[ ] You love to shop. (if i gotz money..but even stillit gets tiresome)
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors. (what.. they were 3 for $10)
[x] You wear the color pink. [onlyon special ocasions]
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall. (are notz a mall rat)
[ ] You like getting manicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.(obviously not put on makeup and shit but it takes botu an hourto get ready)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like....
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

22 to 6 im a flipin dude :icondweebdaneplz:

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20441157/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20441157/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:29:51 PDT [link]

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20428843/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20428843/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:03:44 PDT +Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Don't ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.


--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.


If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20426590/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20426590/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:49:55 PDT ...however iu do realize my better judgment could be wrong and it is with this honesty and humility that i approach you. you may be wondering as to why a non believer such as myself would take the time to write to you and to this all that i can say is...why not...if you dont exist i lose nothing and if you do exist it is my hope that we can at the very least come to understand each other more first let me give you A Brife history of my disbelief...i was adopted into a highly religious family and for the first 10 years of my life i was content with the faith of my faimly. it wasnt until; about a decade ago that it crosed my mind that you might not exist but non the less heres wher im at...life is everywhere and love is real good conquers evil and happiness is everywhere...how ever i see the worlds faults as well needless wars take thousands of lives and people suffer at the hands of tyrants terrible diseases go uncured and somewhere...right now...a child is going to bed hungry ...im not saying you gotta look at all the abd things and say you cant exist but im also not looking at all the good things and say you must exist...any rush to judgment is foolish and more importantly irelavent because weather or not you exist there is still a deep rooted instinct in all humans that tells us poverty hunger murder daisies stealing rape etc are all wrong and i believe that if the world spent half as much time worrying about these issues as they do debating your existence the worlds problems would be much closer to being solved...so here it is...i have no idea weather or not your real but i dotn think one can prove your existence one way or another...i have no reason to believe in your existence at the moment but if you are real....i wanna know that your there...i know could be full of crap and dont knwo what your policy is twords non believers ,if you do in fact exist let me first and foremost say...my bad...my disbelief is not a rejection of your ways but a result of me simply being honest with myself...i try to do the right thing when i can and while i dont believe most of them i live by the basic principles of all sorts of holy works...it is my personal opinion that if you do in fact exist seeing you was smart enough to create hell heaven and earth that you are also smart enough not to pass to quick a judgment and not condemn someone to hell by there faith your faith in you alone and instead look at the sort of life the person has led because if my dis belief in him is enough to get me condemn to hell then even if you do exist your not the kind of god who i would chose to worship...im at a point in mylife now that im coming to terms with who i am and im becoming pretty comfy in my agnosticism while i naturally believe im right i realize there no way to be sure...but if you are real...who whats up....understand why i have disbelief but more importantly let yourself be known

:3

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20425143/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20425143/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:23:53 PDT Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allows
no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about
His fuckin' dad walkin' out
Cause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
Talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap
His step-father hit him, so he socked him back, and broke his nose
Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangsta's
In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
:3 ok im done now

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20412706/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20412706/ Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:57:57 PDT Spiralling into a cycle of loss
Beaten mind with a bruised reflection
It's addiction to failure and substances
That ties you to your selfish punishment
In your eyes it's cursed
No fix, no cure, tortured with imperfection
Your hatred is aimless
This is my hatred, this is my vow,
Never to be broken

Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment

Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment

Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment

Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment

Defeatist, you and I will never be the same
I've taken this vow of hatred...Take the vow
A promise to myself to never be my own defeatist
This is my hatred, this is my vow.
Never to be broken

Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment

Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment

Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment

Cause you HATE yourself
And you HATE this world
And you HATE the fact
That you HATE every moment


Defeatist, You and I will never be the same

I take this vow
I take this vow of hatred
I take this vow, never to be broken

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20407500/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20407500/ Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:58:06 PDT --->
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im just really bored and i enjoy answering peoples questions

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20405378/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20405378/ Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:28:20 PDT


...anyways im sleepin havin a hella weired dream and i wake up to a loud clap of thunder and slightly freak out to find out my hair has grown a foot an a half in the last six hours..i look around as the worlds sliding into focus only to feel shaking i open my eyes wider and my dog is cowering on my head not...off to the side...not....on my shoulder....on my head....i have no idea when she got there but i was like....oh....hello there....i moved away and shes follows my head...i moved to the right shed move to the right i moved to the left shed move to the left it was just funnah....storms gone now and so is she but i just thought it was retarded enough to write about

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20396732/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20396732/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:32:01 PDT
Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves, who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacle of segregation and the chains of discrimination.

One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languish in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land So we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we've come to our Nation's Capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir.

This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. So we have come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism.

Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy.

Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice.

Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood.

Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's children.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end but a beginning. Those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual.

There will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds.

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny and They have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom. We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality.

We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities.

We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one.

We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their selfhood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating "for white... ]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20396314/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20396314/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:09:28 PDT im like iz like wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.s. frodochik im going to eat ypour head

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20395249/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20395249/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:08:43 PDT
I will promise myself I won't care
Distracting myself from your stare
And Ive seen this mistake once before
With your games I will never fall for

I've hung up my guns
I wont kill again

I won't forget you
I won't forget you
I'm not gonna let you win
(Im not gonna)

But Im tired of lying
Tired of fighting you
And it's not gonna change

You asked for my heart
You know that I'm down
But not the way you lie to me
And tear it all apart
And beg for me to stay

I've sailed off to sea
I'm not coming back

I won't forget you
I won't forget you
I'm not gonna let you win
(I'm not gonna)

But I'm tired of the lying
Tired of fighting you
And it's not gonna change

Counting down
Make that sound
And you know it makes no sense

Counting down
Till you mess around
And I know you can't ever change
When I'm trembling
Thrown overboard
When I'm ready to relive the past

Counting down
Make that sound
Break the silence

Pretend it's not forever
I'll pull myself together
I'll say that I'll forget her
I'll breathe

And I'll say she never hurt me
And look at it as learning
And laugh about the good and the bad

Because I will live forever
We don't belong together
I know I'll feel better
One day when I can make it through

I won't forget you
I'm not gonna let you win
(I'm not gonna)

But I'm tired of lying
Tired of fighting you
And it's not gonna change

I won't forget you
(Counting down)
I'm not gonna let you win
(Counting down)
I'm tired of the lying
Tired of fighting you
And it's not gonna change

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im really really having a war with myself right now...i mean...shes right there...i could talk to her right now if i wanted to....but id be letting so many people down...i promised alot of my friends i wouldn't let her back in...especially after what she did....but...but its eating me inside....the way it ended....i felt like i lost a part of myself....and i felt like i lost my best friend...but if i talk to her...im opening the flood gates for nothing but more pain...il just get hurt again...she dosnt love me anymore...and i dont love her anymore...so why this rotten feeling...

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20392656/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20392656/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:35:27 PDT i miss talking to you...
i miss how you kept me safe on rainy nights....
i miss holding your hand...
i miss watching you get lost in a hallway...
i miss looking in your eyes and seeing love...
but most of all i miss being able to trust you...

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20378228/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20378228/ Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:52:05 PDT
The Devil went to Jamaica
He was looking to sell some weed
he was doin' fine, they were standing in line
it was excellent weed indeed
he came across a young man who was likewise peddling pot
and the devil slid down the beach and said "boy let me tell you what,
I guess you kinda figured I'm a reefer head of course
and after all this time, I guess that I'm a conessuire of sorts
now your stuff smells ok, but this can tranquilize a horse
I bet a million in cash against your satsh that mines better then yours."
the boy said my names Johnny and you ain't smoked nothing yet
one hit of this grass'll kick your ass, you got yourself a bet."

Johnny role a ball of hash and make sure its the bomb
cause the devils got the kinda stuff they smoke in vietnam
you'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope
but if you can't the devil gets your dope

The devil packed a bong with a little ockopoco gold
and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl
he filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit
and as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughing fit

when the bowl was finished Johnny said hey man that stuff was great
but fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate

cannibas sativa sweet mary jane
the devils in the back yard frying his brain
zig zag filled with a diggidy dank
hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank

the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Johnny owned
Johnny said devil just come on back if you ever want to catch a buzz
i done told you once you son of a bitch mines the best there ever was

Fired up doobies one by one
aint gonna stop till the bags done
green as a bull frog sticky as glue
granny do you get high yes i do

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20375825/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20375825/ Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:25:53 PDT (x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex


Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 9

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 11

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi (Raw fish ftw!)
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
(x) Been in a Dance Pit
SO FAR: 13

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 17

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 21

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 25


Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 27

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 29

Level 12
(x)Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 34

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 36

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 39

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 43

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Coloured With Crayons / Coloured Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 47

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 50

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 54

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
() Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 55

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 57



Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 61

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about(no one ever wants to talk at night, LAME! )

SO FAR: 65

Level 24
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree((WE USED TO HAVE AN APPLE TREE IN OUR BACKYARD )
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 67

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 69

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken the pool game, where someone gets on your shoulders and you fight ot... ]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20373429/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20373429/ Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:11:55 PDT [link]
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]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20366551/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20366551/ Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:06:31 PDT ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20365913/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20365913/ Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:07:07 PDT :3
(this is just me being super bored and bringing back an old journal to stir up small talk)-
why do we press harder on the remote when the battery's are dying
schizophrenia sure beats being alone
whose idea was it top put an "s" in the word lisp
if no tickets sell do they still show said movie
why do they sterilize needles for a lethal injection
I used to be indecisive but now im just not sure
why dosnt glue stick to the bottle
why dosnt tarzan have a beard
how old you gotta be to die of old age
if you got one eye you gonna be winkin or blinkin
rember clones are people "2"
ive learned in life that confession is good for the soul but bad for your career
why do sleeping pills say may cause drowyzeyness...i mean...come on
why did she sell seashells by the seashore if you could just pick your own for free
i bet you i could stop gambling
what do they list the bible under...fiction or non fiction
if you don secede REDEFINE SUCCESS!
why do we sing rock a BYE BABY WHEN ITS SO MORBID
lately ive been trying to day dream but my mind keeps wondering
why do we say were head over heals when were happy...i mean..aren't our heads normally over our heals
il kill for the nobel peace prize
why do easter bunny's carry eggs...
all generalizations are false including this one
eggs and ham a days work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig
can atheists get insurance for acts of god
is it possible to cry under water
todays headline "suicide twin kills twin sister by mistake"
if we evolved from apes...why are there still apes
if our purpose is to help others what are the others doing here
why do they say alarm clocks are going off...when actually...there going on...
a seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago
if someone owns a piece of land how deep dose that ownership grow (geographically speaking)
how ironic would it be to get a paper cut on get well card
everyone has photographic memory just not everyone has film
jesus is coming QUICK LOOK BUSY
aw timers disease is really bad but look on the bright side a new friend every day
if one synchronized swimmer drowns dose the rest have to drown too
did you know radioactive cats have 18 lives
ive been told that hard work pays off in the feture but lazzynes pays of now
if someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide is it a hostage situation
if the temperature is 0 and its gonna be twice as cold tomorrow how cold would it be...
what shape is the sky
if you blow in a dogs face it goes nuts but why dose it stick its head out of a window in a car
can you name your kid "anonymous"
why are boxing rings square
if practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect....why practice >.>
why do we say heads up when you actually mean duck or get down
they say love is blind but i also hear marriage is a real eye opener
so a porn-star threw a party but nobody came x3 ZING!!!!
when the French swear do they say pardon my English
i couldn't care less about apathy
what happens if you get scared half to death twice
if you try and fail and secede which have you done
why do bankruptcies lawyers expect to get paid Oo
hard work never killed anyone but why chance it
why dose a round pizza come in a square box
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it
whats the speed of darkness
how can there be self help groups
why do they report power outages on tv
if diamonds are priceless why do they cost so much(cassey made me put this one up)
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap
is there another word for synonym

]]> ~phatom http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20361146/ http://phatom.deviantart.com/journal/20361146/ Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:30:36 PDT 1) List them in order.
2) Must tag 5 people.

1. List five of your top favorite TV shows.

i dotn really watch tv anymore :/


2. List five of your top favorite OCs (Don't have any? You can name some OCs that are created by other Deviants. Be sure to credit the person!).

nope

3. List five of your top favorite movies (that are just shown recently in theaters...).

dark knight
wall-e
pineapple express
journey to the center of the earth
idk i dont watch manymovies :3


4. List five of your favorite actors/ artists (can be from movies or TV, even voice actors).



5. Finally, name five of your favorite artists on DA







THEY ALLS BE TAGGED!! Unless they already did it...^~^

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