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---------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------

Name: Erika. Will answer to 'Captain Fantastic'.
Single or taken: Taken by one man, engaged to a woman.
Gender: F
Birthday: September 30th NO FORGETTING
Sign: Libra/Tiger
Hair color: At the moment it's black :3
Eye color: Blue~
Height: 5'3.6"
Are you straight/bisexual/gay: Yes

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U FF • × •--------------

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes: Uhhh JayJays? IDK
Favorite designer: ur mom
What is your sexiest outfit: Hahahahahahaha...many.
What is your most comfortable outfit: My Royal Ass pants!
What do you usually wear: Jeanssssss

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

What are you listening to right now: No Right Angles : Ben Lee
Who is the last person that called you: Uhhhh good question? Pappa?
How many buddies are online right now: 1....2....3......uh, 73? O_O

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

Foods: Mmmmm roast. Potato bake. Chocolate.
Are the next two Q's referring to future children? whatever. I'll assume that's what they mean.
Girl’s names: Dunno!
Boy’s names: Dunno!
Subjects in school: WAS Drama. When I was IN school. XD
Animals: Doggies and horsies :3

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

Given anyone a bath: Yah! I have young nieces and nephews, after all XD
Smoked: Nope
Bungee jumped: No, but I will. Naked. Because then it's half price!
Made yourself throw up: Yeah...I ate something I shouldn't have and it needed OUT PLZ.
Skinny dipped: Yah
Ever been in love: Frequently
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Hahahahah YES. XD
Pictured your crush/S.O. naked: Well...yah XD
Actually seen your crush/S.O. naked: No and Yes!
Cried when someone died: All the time.
Lied: >.> yes....
Fallen for your best friend: Nope!
Rejected someone: Hahahahah yes. It became a game, actually. XD
Used someone: Probably; don't we all?
Done something you regret: Frequently.

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •---------------

Clothes: Too-big work pants, thermal top, singlet, Care Bears tshirt, leather jacket!
Music: Most everything, aside from mainstream rap/hiphop/R&B
Smell: Starbucks
Desktop picture: LOLcats. xD
CD in player: Uhhhh a mixed one, Henry Rollins' Provoked, aaaaaaand....ummmm....Muse's Absolution. :3
DVD in player: Uhhhhh Futurama?

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

You touched: Ummm AHAHAHA My boss...that sounds wrong. XD I WAS HITTING HIM WITH A RULER OKAY. xDDD
Hugged: Probably Glen...
You IM’ed: Rini!
Talked to online: Rini!
Sexed it up with: Glen :3 HA YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY RINI

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

Understanding: I think so
Open-minded: Hahahaha LIEK WHOA
Arrogant: Situation dependent.
Insecure: Not particularly! C:
Random: THERE IS A FISH HANGING BY ITS NOSTRIL FROM A ROTTERDAM PASTRY AND IT HAS BAGGY TROUSERS 8D
Hungry: Leetle bit...
Smart: Yeah, sometimes? XD
Moody: Sometimes? XD
Hard working: HAHAHAHA no.
Organized: HAHAHAHA no.
Healthy: Probably not XDD
Shy: HE... ]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/15257342/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/15257342/ Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:00:46 PDT tagged me. That H0R.

1. Must answer all questions.
2. Be honest.
3. Tag 6 other people.

NAME: Erika. Named after both maternal grandfathers (yes, I have two!) and also a famous Norwegian Viking king.

BIRTHDAY: 30 September 1986

BIRTHPLACE: Nelson, NZ

CURRENT LOCATION: Nelson, NZ

EYE COLOUR: Blue

HAIR COLOUR: Naturally fairly mousy, at the moment it's black and red.

HEIGHT: 5'3.6" (THE .6 OF AN INCH IS IMPORTANT, OKAY?!)

L/R HANDED: Right.

THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: Currently in slippers.

YOUR WEAKNESS: Umm. Lots of things. Chocolate. Kiba. OMNOMNOM KIBA OH GOD. RPing.

YOUR PERFECT PIZZA: Magherita from the little shop in town

GOAL TO ACHIEVE THIS YEAR: Pfff, goal? I laugh in the face of your 'goal'!

OUR MOST OVERUSED PHRASE ON AN INSTANT MESSENGER: "KANKUROU IS THE NEW FACE OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!!! XDDD" Yeah. Don't ask.

YOUR BEDTIME: Around midnight-ish

YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: Huh? <-- seconded

PEPSI OR COKE: Pepsiiiiiiii

McDONALDS OR BURGERKING: Umm. BK. It's closer!

SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: I don't date.

LIPTON ICE TEA OR NESTEA: IS IT PEACH? LIPTON PLZ. OH GOD I MISS THAT STUFF. WHY CAN'T I FIND IT HERE?!?!?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Bothhhhhhh

CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: No thx

DO YOU SMOKE: No.

DO YOU SWEAR: Fuck yeah.

DO YOU SING: FUCK YEAH. TRY AND STOP ME, BITCHES.

DO YOU SHOWER DAILY: HAHAHAHAHA yes.

HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE: I sure hope so, or the BF is going to be sad. XD

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: NO. D:

DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: NO D:

DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: YESSSS. <-- seconded :3

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Yes

ARE YOU A HEALTH FREAK: Not really

DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Yesssssssss

DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: Used to play flute. Should learn how to play my guitar. And my panpipes.

In the past month have you

1. DRUNK ALCHOHOL: Yes.
2. SMOKED: No.
3. BEEN ON DRUGS: No
4. GONE TO A MALL: No
5. EATEN A BOX OF OREOS: No but NOW I WANT TO
6. EATEN SUSHI: No
7. BEEN ON STAGE: No.
8. BEEN DUMPED: No.

DO YOU WORK: YES AND THIS IS MAKING ME LATE D:

IN A BOY/GIRL:
FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Ummmm don't care
FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Again with the not caring
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: Apparently I don't care enough for this quiz. EITHER. I'M NOT SO CHOOSY.
WEIGHT: Eh.
BEST CLOTHING STYLE: Eh.


NUMBER OF CDS I OWN: TOO MANY ESPECIALLY A-HA LOLOLOL
NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: Nose, earsx2, need to get my lip redone~
NUMBER OF TATTOOS: I HAS ONE!!! AS OF LAST WEEK!!! Phoenix, on my back. [link]
THINGS IN MY PAST I REGRET: UR MOM, THAT'S WHAT. Srsly, idk.

TOO LAZY TO TAG BUT HEY STFU. *<8F

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/14310270/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/14310270/ Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:38:34 PDT
First off: It's a tad on the cracky side (although we do srs bsns too. Sometimes.)

Secondly: it's SET IN THE 80s. FTW, GUYS. FTMFW.

Thirdly: I AM CURRENTLY OFFERING TO BEAR THE CHILDREN OF PEOPLE WHO JOIN US.*

HERE: [link]




*Offering, guys. I never said I actually WOULD. >

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/14189360/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/14189360/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:12:36 PDT
RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.

If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Never You Mind - Semisonic (Ahahaha!)

How would you describe yourself?
Barbed Wire Love - Stiff Little Fingers (I'm...spiky? In need of an armistice?)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Listen - Collective Soul

How do you feel today?
One Way Or Another - Blondie (is it just me or does that suddenly sound bisexual?!)

What is your life's purpose?
Victory Is Won - Santana (THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES)

What is your motto?
Sideways - Santana (AHAHAHAH)

What do your friends think of you?
La Bamba - Los Lobos (Oh, I LOVE this song! C

What do you think of your parents?
Runaway - The Traveling Wilburys (AHAHAHAHA. NOT QUITE.)

What do you think about very often?
Dog-Faced Boy - The Eels (WTF?!?! XDD)

What is 2 + 2?
Santeria - Sublime (2+2 = POPPIN' A CAP IN SANCHO)

What do you think of your best friend?
I Need Some Sleep - The Eels (...)

What do you think of the person you like?
How Far Is Heaven - Los Lonely Boys (wahahaha!)

What is your life story?
Velvet - Savoy (I love the video clip for this song. Even if the A-Ha version isn't as good, the video clip = WIN.)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
The GUitar Man - Cake (OMFG Y. MFY.)

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
I Want You Back - The Jackson 5 (...we're not broken up??)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Fade Away And Radiate - Blondie (I DON'T BELIEVE IN WEDDINGS, THEY ARE A MYTH MADE UP TO SCARE CHILDREN!)

What will they play at your funeral?
Flower - The Eels (ODDLY APROPOS: 'Turn the ugly light off, God...'

What is your hobby/interest?
Heart of Glass - Blondie (...no comment.)

What is your biggest fear?
Houki Boshi - Younha (I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS SONG IS ABOUT. SO. WUT?)

What is your biggest secret?
Feels Like Fire - Santana feat. Dido (...BUT I SWEAR I'M GOING TO GET IT CHECKED OUT)

What do you think of your friends?
Hey Now - Santana feat. Everlast

What will you post this as?
Your Lucky Day In Hell - The Eels

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/13723584/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/13723584/ Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:22:27 PDT apparently. This should be int'resting!

1) Spell your name:

-With one finger: erika
-With your chin: ewrekas
-With one finger and eyes closed: erukja
-With your elbow: erreikkas
-With your nose: 348iq1 HAHAHA
-With your palm: WEERIOKAS


2) List four fandoms you have:
1. Umsssssss horsies
2. Naruto (OMG STFU I'M ALLOWED)
3. Bleach (OMG SEE ABOVE)
4. Red-headed rastafarians with epileptic kleptomonkeys


3) Have you ever slept in the back of a car?:
Heck yes.


4) Have you recently dyed your hair/cut it?:
Nooo but I usually do!


5) List four people you look up to the most:
- My mother
- My other mother
- Um. Jesus? IDK OKAY GUYS D:
- CHUCK NORRIS


6) How many pets do you own as of now?:
I have a boyfriend. So, 1.

Oh wait! We also have mice. But they're not pets. But they so totally count.


7) Which do you prefer, white or black?:
OMG WHERE IS THE ORANGE AT?!

8) Who is your most played character?:
Ummms my OCs? Although I am raepingplaying Naruto on LJ at 80s_no_jutsu. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, CHILLUNS: [link]


9) Choose one or the other, not both:
[] Being stuck on an island with your best friend.
[Y] Being stuck on an island with five acquaintances.


10) Name three aspects that tell who you are:
MADNESSSSS
Uhhh...moar madness?
I guess I'm just madness, really. :3


11) If you could have a power what would it be?:
THE ABILITY TO TURN WATER INTO FUNK. YYYY.


12) Who was the last person you talked to?:
Ummm Chris! None of you know Chris.

You should be grateful for this. XD


13) Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?:
Ummmmmms IDK. Possibly the BF? Or maybe his best friend?


14) Write down the first five words that pop into your head:
love
spam
kick
can
truffle


15) What's the one thing you wish you could do better:
Poledance.


16) Do you like the way you are?:
I R TEH AWESOME. No srsly. D:


17 ) Choose: summer or winter:
Winter - AS LONG AS I HAVE A FIREPLACE TO COME HOME TO.


18) Choose: rain or snow:
Ooo tough choice. Rain = puddles, soo...but then, snow = lots of other cool things...SNOW!

19) Water or ice?:
Ice ice baby. <-- I agree with *irenukia on this!


20) List two odd things about yourself:
- Ummmm ummmm I have 5 parental-types.
- Ummmmmmmmmmmmm jeg snakke ikke Norsk! HAHA TAKE THAT WORLD

ALSO APPARENTLY I AM TO BE TAGGING 5 OF PEOPLEZ, YARR? Okay. OKAY. I CAN HANDLE THIS. UMMM.

AAAAAAAAAAND UMMMMMM

HAHA TAKE THEM APPLES AND...IDK, EAT THEM OR SOMETHING. SEE IF I BE CARING D:

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/13255447/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/13255447/ Thu, 07 Jun 2007 17:17:08 PDT
Because...

...it's set in the 80s. I mean, come on. INSTA-WIN.

Lots of characters still up for grabs. We are in desperate need of a Lee, and a Kakashi, and a...well, lots of people.

[link]

CLICK IIIIIT. NOW.

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/13006901/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/13006901/ Fri, 18 May 2007 22:19:30 PDT Who looks on the Sun?
Can you be that one?
She stays on track,
She beats on black,

Sweet,
Come down, now, it's late,
Your heart paves my way,
But I'm tired to watch your phantom's play

Now,
I'm so far away
(...no idea what he says here!)
Pohutakawa dressed
In Old Man's Beard

Say,
Who looks on the sun?
Can you be that one?
Can you be my
Talking drum

You can take it,
Inspiration, girl,
It's free,
You'll see it, you'll find it

Give yourself up
Inspiration, girl, it's free
You'll see it, don't fight it

Call me
I'm not standing still,
I'm here to greet the swell,
And take a ride
Get inside

Tell me
Meditation lives
Don't get what you give
When you give it all away
In such a crazy world

Mmmhmmmhmmm


You can take it,
Inspiration, girl,
It's free,
You'll see it, you'll find it

Give yourself up
Inspiration, girl, it's free
You'll see it, don't fight it

You can take it

Yeah, yeah

Give yourself up

Oh yeah, mmm

You can take it

Mmmhmmm

Give yourself up

Yeah, yeah.

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12979385/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12979385/ Wed, 16 May 2007 15:40:06 PDT

Rules: Comment and I'll give you a letter. In your journal, list 10 of your favorite songs that begin with that letter.

~smilie gave me D!

1: Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta - Geto Boys
2: Don't Dream It's Over - Crowded House
3: Don't Stop - Fleetwood Mac
4: Drinking Song - Rob Dougan
5: Drive My Car/The Word/What You're Doing - The Beatles
6: Daydream Believer - The Monkees
7: Don't You Remember You Told Me You Loved Me - The Carpenters
8: Dogfaced Boy - The Eels
9: Does Your Mother Know? - ABBA
10: Darlin' - The Beach Boys

...LOL I'm so old school XD

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12904219/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12904219/ Wed, 09 May 2007 19:35:26 PDT

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12833637/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12833637/ Thu, 03 May 2007 21:27:18 PDT
OMFG this is going to rock my socks all the way to Pluto and back. *boogies dangerously about the place*

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12721900/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12721900/ Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:27:16 PDT
SOADJKAJDASO *SPAZM TO THE MAX*

I'm so excited! And I went to pay for it all on the site, and half the stuff had dropped in price randomly! How fucking awesome is that?! Big shoutout goes to for being totally freaking awesome and answering all my silly questions, and also to my friend Avril for the same.

ASJDASIODJOASJDA GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12669155/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12669155/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:09:26 PDT gave me F!

1: Fidgeting
2: Firepois
3: Flying
4: Fat wallets
5: Feist
6: ~Freakin-WhatTheHeck <3
7: Fry (Mr Phillip J., that is)
8: Futons
9: Fuck (take that any way you wish)
10: French toast

Comment, I give you letter, you do zis.

Or not, whatevs *emo*

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12558736/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12558736/ Wed, 11 Apr 2007 19:31:30 PDT
Hokay, I'm bored at work, should be filing, but feel like reading dirty smutty fanfiction instead. Specifically, Naruto fanfiction, since I'm still working on my Bleach fangirliness atm. So, hit me with some suggestions, people! I'm counting on you to keep me relatively sane here! Kiba/Naru would be great, as long as there are no blubbering ukes involved, but I'll take anything. Even non-smut.

FOR THE LOVE OF LITTLE GREEN APPLES, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12543920/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12543920/ Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:28:36 PDT

Anorexia
[ ] you hate your body.
[ ] you have starved yourself.
[ ] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you need to be skinnier.
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] people think you are way too skinny.
[X] You skip at least one meal a day.
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.

total: 1. I never eat breakfast. It makes me too hungry. (Srsly. It kicks my metabolism into overdrive, and I then need to eat 5-6 large meals a day so I don't feel like I'm STARVING.)

ADHD
[ ] you are hyper most of the time.
[ ] you barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] you cannot cooperate with people well.
[ ] you seem to never sit still.
[ ] you talk all the time.
[ ] you need attention 24/7.
[X] You aren't very shy.

total: 1. Wheee, shiny!

Bipolar Disorder
[X] you can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[ ] you are very irritable.
[ ] you barely get any or no sleep.
[X] you have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] you are have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[ ] you have thought of/attempted suicide
[ ] you have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.

total: 2. Meh, we saw that coming. HAHAAAAA LAMZ0R JOKE.

Bulimia Nervosa
[X] You've thrown up all your food at one time
[ ] you thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you eat fast. (-shrug- I just doooo.)
[ ] you have overly excercised to where you almost fainted/passed out. excercise?
[ ]you always say you are fat.
[ ] people think you are way too skinny.

total: 1. But it doesn't really count, since I was like, sick. In a totally non-bulimic way. *is far too lazy to be bulimic*

Conduct Disorder
[ ] you are a bully.
[ ] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose.
[ ] you always lie
[X] you've stayed out all night.
[X] you have ran away from home.

total: 2. When I ran away from home, I was 3. And I went to a tree in our backyard. HARDCORES.

Depression
[ ] you are always, or normally, feel sad.
[ ] you always, or normally, are crying.
[ ] you find no hope in your future.
[ ] you find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[ ] you can be/are anti-social.
[ ] you have low self esteem.
[ ] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] hope is no longer there for you.

total: 1 - I'm lazy. :< <-- *agrees with Sam*

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[X] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] you have harmed yourself.
[x] you are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[ ] you have to check some stuff over again.

total: 2. My thoughts take odd directions sometimes. It's quite bizarre.

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[ ] you often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[ ] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[ ] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself.

Total: 1. I talk to myself because...I say cool stuff? Yeah, we'll go with that. XD

Hahaaaaa, so I'm Bipolar with Conduct Disorder (wtf?) and OCD. Yeah, right. *snerk*

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12487722/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12487722/ Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:33:48 PDT
I've been KEELED DED by Suigetsu's logic. Here's the basic gist:

Karin: (Talking about Juugo) So why would he go to Orochimaru of his own free will?

Suigetsu: I'unno, he's retarded?

AND SASUKE'S TOTALLY GOING EMO IN THE BACKGROUND. HAAAAAAA.

<3

andforsomereasonIfindthissongironicallys uitedtothis?

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12419571/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12419571/ Sun, 01 Apr 2007 16:44:05 PDT

Anways! I'm in a vera vera happy mood today, so I thought I'd spread some love.

OMG HUGZ FOR ALLLLLLLL *hughugcookie*

So it's mine and Glen's 2 year anniversary today, holehkrap! I totally can't believe it. And we've been living together for, like, over a year. WHY HAVEN'T WE KILLED EACH OTHER YET?!!?! It's a mystery. For clarification, I'm a lazy little bunch of useless, and Glen's one of those irritating people who always has to be DOING SOMETHING. And he doesn't understand about the internet. Or anime/manga. Cosplaying is completely out of his league (even if I wasn't too lazy to do it).

And yet here we are, 2 years later. I wouldn't say that we're madly, passionately in love or anything, but....y'know. *squee*

LOVE FOR EVERYONE <333333

P.S. OMG I just had the best idea for a juice flavour ever...passionfruit and feijoa. Hosnap that'd be deadly tasty! *sets out to make*

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12342093/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12342093/ Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:05:56 PDT

Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions... (I chose Naruto)

1 - Jiraiya
2 - Naruto
3 - Zabuza
4 - Kakashi
5 - Lee
6 - Hinata
7 - Gaara
8 - Tobi
9 - Yondaime
10 - Ino
11 - Shikamaru
12 - Suigetsu

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Hinata/Shikamaru ay? Can't say I have, but I could dig that...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Damn straight! I think it's the grey hairs...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

LMAO Suigetsu and Tobi with a BABY?! HO SNAP. HILARITY ENSUES.

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?

I'm sure there a few!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I'm still of the opinion that NaruHina is utterly hilarious. Mwahah.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

LeeYondy or LeeIno...gotta be LeeYondy! *dies*

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Gaara walking in on Naruto and Suigetsu...ZOMG. PAINFUL DEATH ALL ROUND. And then he'd have to comfort Sasuke about BOTH his bitches being unfaithful to him.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Zabuzu/Ino *dies* "When the Demon of the Bloody Mist takes an innocent-seeming flowergirl home, she reveals a completely different side...a personality that dominates even his! AND THEN THEY HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF KINKY SEX. WORD." (Tomcats, anyone?)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

LOLOL JiraiyaTobi!!! NO BUT THERE DAMN WELL SHOULD BE D:

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Gaara/Suigetsu... No Milk Today (bonus points for anyone who gets that?)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Kakashi deflowering Jiraiya?! Holy crap, he'd have to go back in time and be a raging pedo.

If anybody writes a fic of that, I'll love you. Forever. WITH COOKIES.

(Question 12 wasn't there, for some reason O_o) !

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I hope so? Most people so to do ZabuHaku. SOOO overrated, ZabuTsu is the way of the future! *is shot*

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Shikamaru? Heck yes, lots of 'em!

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Naru/Kaka/Lee?! That. Would. ROCK.

Somebody should do this, too.

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"YES! YES! POUND ME LIKE A TOUGH STEAK! now twist it to the left...OH GOD YES!"

Maybe. I wouldn't hold me to that one, though.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Tobi? Hmm. Hmmmmmmm....Banana Phone by Raffi!

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Jiraiya/Hinata/Suigetsu...WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREME RANDOMNESS, SHARP TEETH, AND BOOBIES. And lots of fainting. And a dirty old dude with awesome hair.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two

Hahaha... "Wanna lick my ramen cup?" (Ino to Naruto. Well, anyone to Naruto. Of course, you'd have to explain it to him afterwards, and he'd probably be disappointed.)

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Ummm couple days ago, maybe?

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Hinata's kink is....doing it on the kitchen table. In leather. With a whip. And strawberries.

She's a complicated lass.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Who wouldn't?!

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

LMAO Zabuza and Gaara? Gaara does. BECAUSE HE'S THE FREAKIN' KAZEKAGE, BITCHES.

24. "(1)Jiraiya and (7)Gaara are in a happy relationship until (9)Yondaime suddenly runs off with (4)Kakashi. (1)Jiraiya, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Shikamaru and a brief unhappy affair with (12) Suigetsu, then follows the wise advice of (5) Lee and finds true love with (3)Zabuza." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read i... ]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12098997/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/12098997/ Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:47:19 PST
All help will be rewarded with wooddust and e-cookies!

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All I do is sleep all day, and think of you
The memory of the cushioned life, I'm clinging to
The image of a mutual one, our haven,
The sombre chords of our song, the fading

Love is no big truth
Driven by our genes we are simple selfish beings
The symphony that's you
Joyously awaking the ignorant and sleeping

Passion and its brother hate, they come and go
Could easily be made to stay, for longer though
Many people play this game, so willingly
Do I have to be like them? Or be lonely?

Love is no big truth
Driven by our genes we are simple selfish beings
The symphony that's you
Joyously awaking the ignorant and sleeping

Another view of what there is to it
Getting me through it

I'll never need it again
Not again
Not again...

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11899858/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11899858/ Tue, 20 Feb 2007 19:09:52 PST frzdragon!

Are you a bad influence?

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.

Rules
*Total the number of things in each list you've done.
* No need to say which ones.
*If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.
*If you got tagged, tag at least 3 people on your watch list.

1. Smoked-
2. Consumed alcohol:
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex:
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex:
5. Kissed someone of the same sex:
6. Had sex:
7. Had someone in your room other than family:
8. Watched porn:
9. Bought porn: -
10. Done drugs:-
TOTAL: 7. Whoo!

1. Taken painkillers:
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine:
3. Lied to your parents.
4. Lied to a friend.-
5. Snuck out of the house.-
6. Done something illegal.-
7. Cut yourself.-
8. Hurt someone.-
9. Wished someone to die.-
10. Seen someone die.-
TOTAL: 8

1. Missed curfew-
2. Stayed out all night.
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. Been to a therapist.
5. Been to rehab.
6. Dyed your hair.-
7. Received a ticket.
8. Been in an accident.-
9. Been to a club. –
10. Been to a bar. -
TOTAL: 6

1. Been to a wild party.
2. Seen the Mardi Gras.
3. Drank more than four beers in a night.
4. Had a spring break in Florida.
6. Wore black nail polish.
7. Wore arm bands.-
8. Wore t-shirts with band names.-
9. Listened to rap.-
10. Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD. –
TOTAL: 6

1. Dressed gothic. –
2. Dressed prep. –
3. Dressed punk. –
4. Dressed grunge. –
5. Stole something. –
6. Been too drunk to remember anything. –
7. Blacked out. –
8. Fainted. -
9. Had a crush on a neighbor. –
10. Had someone sneak into your room.
TOTAL: 10 DX

1. Snuck into someone else's room.-
2. Had a crush on your best friend. –
3. Been to a concert.-
4. Dry-humped someone. –
5. Been called a slut. –
6. Called someone a slut.-
7. Installed speakers in your car. -
8. Broken a mirror.-
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. –
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.-
TOTAL: 7

1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. –
2. Been an R-rated movie in theater. –
3. Cruised the mall. –
4. Skipped school.-
5. Had surgery.-
6. Had an injury.-
7. Gone to court. -
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. –
9. Caught something on fire. –
10. Lied about your age. –
TOTAL: 6

1. Owned/rented an apartment.
2. Broke the law in the police's presence. IT WAS MY COUSIN THAT DOESN'T COUNT
3. Cheated on someone.-
4. Got in trouble with the police. -
5. Talked to a stranger.-
6. Hugged a stranger. –
7. Kissed a stranger. –
8. Rode in the car with a stranger. –
9. Been harassed.-
10. Been verbally harassed. –
TOTAL: 7

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online. – IT WAS MY COUSIN'S FRIEND THAT DOESN'T COUNT
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight.-
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.-
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight.-
5. Been to a fair.-
6. Been called a bad influence.-
7. Drink and drive. –
8. Prank-called someone.-
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.-
10. Cheated on a test.-
TOTAL: 8

HOMG Grand total= 65 *dies*

Stay away from me, kiddies

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11871291/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11871291/ Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:18:12 PST so here goes!

Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6
weird habits/things/hates about yourself" and people who
get tagged MUST (not really but be a good sport ) write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged
and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours...

Hrrrrm. Could be interesting.

* I play with my lips. (That's my FACIAL lips, you dirty-minded folks!) I squeeze them and make weird shapes with them and I don't even realise I'm doing it.

* I'm great fun to watch when I'm reading a book. If an interesting-sounding expression crops up, I'll try it on for size. If an interesting word comes along for the ride, I'll say it out loud. I'll also make the facial expressions and then go off on facial tangents. Seriously, bring a camera. Free fun for the whole family.

* I'm an accomplished body-piercer. For some reason I have a natural talent at sticking bits of metal into peoples' bodies. And yet, I'm terrified of needles. Go figure!

* In furtherance to the first one...I have a really filthy mind. I can make ANY sentence dirty. It's a gift, and I treasure it.

(Rugby games are the best for this.)

* I have 4 parents! So, if anybody needs one...I gots spares.

* Umm...ummm...Hmm. Oh! I'm even more lazy than Shikamaru. Yes, folks, it is indeed possible. Right here, yo.

Tags: Eh, too lazy. Do it if you want to and vice versa.

(P.S. I LOVE that 'stupefied' icon. It looks so much like me.)

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11802991/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11802991/ Tue, 13 Feb 2007 18:02:14 PST
One condition: You don't need to be watching me, or put this in your journal. However, you MUST have less than 10.000 page views. Sound fair?

Hokay! Let's see if I can get 10 comments

1 =
* : A nice random little poem. I like random.
* : READ ALOUD plz k thx
* : LOVE the imagery in this.

2 =
* : Very clear, powerful imagery
* : Mmmmawwww ^_^
* : This makes me...contemplative. o.O

3 =
* : ZOMG IT'S KABUTO...or IS it?!

* : OMG IT'S ALL SO TRUUUUUE.... ...Second part is HERE
* : And this chick totally rocks!

4 =
* : YONDY + PRETTY SWIRLIES FTW
* : I knew Yamato was a bit wacked out...
* Puuuuuurdy!

5 =
* : ZOMG ANAL PROBE! Okay, not really. But still!
* : Very well-written piece of Myst-fic.
* : "I am tree, here I stand, far and wide across this land..." Okay, so I bastardized that from "I Am Cow". SO SUE ME! (But, don't.)

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11754102/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11754102/ Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:32:09 PST [x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (I dont do much sports but i still love em)
[ ] You are tanned.
[x] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something
Total: 6

Kiwi (New Zealanders)
[x] You know they're really called jandals
[x] The only rugby worth watching is Union, none of this 'League' crap
[ ] You call everyone 'bro' or 'cuz'
[ ] You can shear a sheep (without molesting it)
[x] You have a ponamu
[x] You hate Telecom
[x] You think Fred Dagg should officially be a national hero
[ ] You own at least one pair of gumboots
[x] You agree that Aucklanders a bunch of 'poofy toffs' XD
Total: 6

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon. <--because it's FUN!
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 6

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

I AM SO MULTICULTURAL!

Creepy.

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11727577/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11727577/ Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:53:51 PST
I've decided that, once a year, I'm going to donate a year-long subscription to someone. This will be based purely on whim, so don't try and grease me up for it

This year's recipient is *frzdragon! Go check her stuff out, she's an awesome anime artist and her OC's are just too cute. Especially Tori. And maybe not the necromancer...he's cool, but half-dead and all.

P.S. If someone would tell me how to link deviants and their icons and whatnot...I'd love you forever!

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11520748/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11520748/ Sun, 21 Jan 2007 17:07:48 PST
...

Not all of it, obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't be typing this, I'd be on my way to Norway. But, I did get $76NZD!! Not bad for a first ticket, neh? ^_^

*wiggles happily*

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11508499/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/11508499/ Sat, 20 Jan 2007 17:33:58 PST
Still waiting to see Naruto's new shiny, though. Damn drama queen, has to wait for the perfect entrance... *muttermutter*

]]> ~phoenix-prose http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/10147312/ http://phoenix-prose.deviantart.com/journal/10147312/ Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:09:52 PDT
PS: Beware the monkey trifle. It's rather piquant. ]]> ~phoenix-prose