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Dear Splint:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside chicago and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your memories from military service to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Was interviewed by the Times about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

Mar







1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H -... ]]> ~pina-colada111 DON'T SHOOT ME, ANOTHER QUIZ. D: http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/27399825/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/27399825/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:07:44 PDT I'M SO FRIGGEN BORED. XD
DON'T JUDGE ME. X.X


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Is taller than you: DC

Dresses Gangsta: OFF

Dresses Gothic: OFF

Dresses Skater: DC

Dresses Emo: DC

Dresses preppy: DC

Cuts themselves: OFF

Has green eyes: ON

Has blue eyes: ON

Has Brown eyes: DC

Has hazel eyes: ON

Drinks alcohol: DC

Smokes cigarettes: OFF

Smokes weed: OFF

Plays sports: DC

Calls you just to say hi: ON

Compliments you: ON

Good dancer: ON

Has piercings: OFF

Wears jewelry: DC

Has curly hair: DC

Has straight hair: DC

Has brown hair: DC

Has Black hair: DC

Has blonde hair: DC

Has Red hair: DC

No hair: OFF

Loyal: ON

Laid back: ON

Plays guitar: ON

Plays drums: DC

Plays piano: DC

Can draw: DC

Easily jealous: DC

Has a tattoo: DC

Has a lip ring: DC

Has a tongue ring: OFF

Nipples pierced: OFF

Goes to church: OFF

Hugs from behind: ON

Is original: ON

Makes eye contact on purpose: ON

1.How many crushes have you had since you were in kindergarten?
Duuuh....Uuuuh.
I don't count, wtf.

2.Who was your first kiss?
xD -snort-

3.Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Ohgod, ew.

4.Favorite colors?
Dark red, teal.

5. What are you wearing right now?
....Clothes?

6. What is your favorite Christmas song?
...Hmm. Silent Night I s';pose. Or Greensleeves.

7. What is your favorite season?
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
Fack.
I love all the seasons, idk. D:

8.What is your favorite ice cream?
Caramel<3

9. Do you like coffee?
Didn't use to. XD

10. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
BEARBEARBEAR. D:

11. What was the last book you read?
Feral.

12. Without looking, guess what time it is
...That's so hard to not look but I know it's almost 8 if not already 8. -looks- 8:04.

13. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
-points up-

14.What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
@#()%@#%& SHUTUP ALARM. -slam alarm-

14. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Fuck society.
: D

15. How many tattoos do you have? Have you ever thought of getting one?
None but Idunno...Maybe. After I move out. xD Doubt I'd have the guts.

16. The glass half empty or half full?
I break the glass.
Bitch.

17.Who is pretty ?
...Everyone?
-dodges bullets-

18.What school do you go to?
STFU YOU STALKER.

19.Favorite types of shoes?
Nike I s';pose.

20.Do you have a best friend?
'Course. XD

]]> ~pina-colada111 God %(&@#% http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/27159165/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/27159165/ Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:58:36 PDT Out of the parking lot.
I don't even know who. Probably some stupid gang admission.
Two others got broke into but no mine got moved -_- to the other side of the school.

Probably were kids from my school doing it between classes and were trying to hurry so they had to move it to the other side of the school.
Bullshit.

We have cameras and we pay twenty bucks to park in that parking lot which is hard to just FIND a spot to park in that's reasonable. Not only that the staff get the only GOOD spots.

And the cameras weren't working. :/ I doubt they ever work. -sigh-

Apparently Honda Accords are the easiest to break into in the U.S.
How peachy.
All three cars were Accords. The two others got their stereos taken.
They couldn't get mine out 'cause my brother is pro and put it in the right way.
Idiots.
They ripped off the face of the stereo instead, bent the outside of it in their efforts to get it out.
I better get my fecking Red Hot Chili Peppers CD out in one piece. Or I'ma bust a cap. -.-;

Then they totally rendered the ignition to pieces and just used a screwdriver or something to start it up so they could move it. Since they didn't want to be seen or something, no offices on that side of the school.

Gah fuck the system. They probably won't get caught.

I forget if any fellow B-towners are watching me. Ones still in school.
Either way if you hear anything, please call me or myspace me. :/
I dunno.
I just dunno.
Except that I'm pissed.

Gonna' cost me around 300 bucks to replace the ignition because my dad wants a new one. But insists that I pay since it's my responsibility. (Car isn't even mine or in my name. o.o)
Can barely afford that right now.
Blah.

/end rant

]]> ~pina-colada111 Yes Another Quiz http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/26641285/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/26641285/ Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:51:26 PDT


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Stolen from :iconpoplet:


ANIME/MANGA NERD

[ ] You watch anime.
[ ] You read manga.
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[ ] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.

ANIME/MANGA POINTS: 1


ART NERD

[x] You like art.
[x] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[x] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[x] People actually ask for your drawings.
[x] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.
[x] Instead of just 'brown' or "pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[x] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[x] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[x] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

ART NERD POINTS: 13


MUSICAL NERD

[x] You play a musical instrument.
[x] You play more than one instrument.
[x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[x] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[x] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[ ] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.

MUSICAL NERD POINTS: 5


VIDEO GAME NERD

[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[x] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[x] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.

VIDEO GAME NERD POINTS: 13


COMPUTER NERD:

[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[x] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces; : D XD XP D: ^_^ >.> and etc.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You spend time in online forums.
[x] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[x] You have/have had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online.
[ ] You have actually met an online friend in person. (GODIWISH)
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[x] You can type really, really fast.

COMPUTER NERD POINTS: 13


Roflol. XD

]]> ~pina-colada111 I couldn't help myself. DO IT. http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/25616899/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/25616899/ Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:28:43 PDT :iconjaole:


Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

100

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

101

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

176

Age:
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

276

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ]First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100

376

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$

776

Vision?
[x] Perfect vision -$300
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1

1076

Car(s) Color:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[x] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50

1776

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550

2276

Favorite Color:
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100

2876

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[ ] on some - $550


Total : $3876

I feel expensive. -waggle butt-

]]> ~pina-colada111 Laptop Died http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/24575715/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/24575715/ Sun, 03 May 2009 23:04:23 PDT
Long story short.

My dad broke my laptop after using it for work when I was grounded. ><

Just gotta' get a new harddrive and cross my fingers for the memory to be saved. Dx Thank god he's paying for it.

Wish me luck. :/

]]> ~pina-colada111 I am 112% Mentally ill 8D http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/24481740/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/24481740/ Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:34:14 PDT [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. ((I run into my /room's/ door. On a regular basis. 8D))
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. ((Wasn't going fast. xD))
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (( Aaaall the tiiiime. JUICE. ))
[X] You have run into a tree/bush. ((Duuuh.))
[X] You have been called a blond. ((>:l))

TOTAL: 6

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. ((I just can't. D8))
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (( NOPE. HA. Didn't want to take off my coat. ))
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. ((xDDD CLUTZ~))
[X] You have choked on your own spit. ((Yuuup. That hurts. :c))

TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. ((YOU HEARD ME.))
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. ((PFFT. ALL HANDS, ALL THE TIME...That sounds gross. D:))
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. ((Microwave. xD Other things I can't remember too.))
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. ((YEAH, OOPS.))
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. ((XDDDD))

TOTAL: 13

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. ((Regular pastime. Pretty much every other day of History. xP))
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. ((Hate these moments. o.o))
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. ((Duh.))
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. ((It happens but not /often./ o.o))
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' ((Sometimes, but not often. o:

TOTAL: 16


[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (([X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. ((-twitch-))
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ((LOL MATH. xD YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL TEST.))
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. ((I rock like that.))
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. ((Alllll the tiiiime. xD Or like, sunglasses on my head.))

TOTAL: 21

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. ((Pffft. I defy those bulletins on purpose. D8<;))
[X] You break a lot of things. ((DX))
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. ((Sometimes, not often. o.o... Actually I'm not sure.))
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before ((XDDDD))
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. ((Pillow over head, sleep.))
[X] The word "um" is used frequently. ((Yah. xD))
[X] You don't know what "um" means. ((It has meaning?))
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. ((I can hear really well except when I'm not listening. 8D))
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. ((Shutup.))

TOTAL: 28

TOTAL IN ALL: 28

112% Mentally ill.

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: "I am __% Mentally ill."

...
I think their math fails. o_O

]]> ~pina-colada111 Another Survey, boredome http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/24260367/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/24260367/ Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:38:28 PDT Pink and white and grey

2, Name One Person That Made You Smile Today?
Splint 8D

3, What Were You Doing At 8 Am This Morning?
Art c:

4, What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago?
Talking with Splint. 8D

5, What Is Your Favorite Candy?
Uhhh...Reeces?

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
LOOOOL.
No.

7, What Is The Last Thing You Said Aloud?
Something about moving my car. -shrug-

8, What Is The Best Ice Cream Flavour?
Caramel 83

9, What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink?
Uhhhhh.....Uuuuuuh. Orange Juice.

10, What Is The Longest You Have Gone Without Sleeping?
......Uhhhhhh 24 hours or more? Dunno

11, Have You Ever Made A Promise You Swore To Keep?
Yuuup

12, Have You Bought Any New Clothing Items This Week?
Nope

13, The Last Sporting Event You Watched?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oman.
God I can't remember. xD Possibly goes back to football season.

14, What Is Your Favorite Flavor Of Popcorn?
Ewwww popcorn.

15, Who Is The Last Person You Sent A Message To On Myspace?
This random kid? xD

16, Ever Go Camping?
...Duh?

17, Take vitamins daily?
No lmao.

18, Do You Go To Church Every Sunday?
No. xD

19, Do You Have A Tan?
PAAALE~ Blame Washington.

20, Do You Like Chinese Food Over Pizza?
....Ohmaaaan. Pizza.

21, Do You Drink Your Soda With A Straw?
If they give me one. o:

22, Who are you currently talking to on AIM?
Not logged in.

23, What Are You Doing Tomorrow?
School.

24, Where Is Your Dad?
Washing his car

25, Look To Your Left, What Do You See?
A table.

26, What Color Is Your Watch?
White. Not wearing it though. xD

27, What Do You Think Of When You Hear Australia?
Hot accents.

28, What Is Your Birthstone?
Saphire

29, Do You Go In At A Fast Food Place Or Just Hit The Drive Thru?
Drive through.

30, What Is Your Favorite Number?
o.o
I really don't think about this much...Because I hate numbers. >:l

31, Who's The Last Person You Talked To On The Phone?
Mi madre.

32, Any Plans Today?
Nope, homework.

34, Biggest Annoyance In Your Life Right Now?
Parents? xD

35, Last Song Listened To?
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol <3

36, Can You Say The Alphabet Backwards?
Part of it. xD

37, Do You Have A Maid Service Clean Your House?
Not a service persay.

38, Favorite Pair Of Shoes/Boots You Wear All The Time?
Uhhh I think they're Nike? -doesn'tpayattentiontohertennisshoes-

39, Are You Jealous Of Anyone?
Who isn't jealous of someone?

40, Is Anyone Jealous Of You?
o.o Dunno.

41. Do you love anyone?
<3<3<3<3<3<3
Yes.

42, Do Any Of Your Friends have Children?
Yeah

43, What Do You Usually Do During The Day?
Skewl.

44, Do You Hate Anyone That You Know Right Now?
Dislike the word hate. xD

45, Do You Use The Word 'hello' Daily?
Dur.

47, Do You Like Cats?
Yes'm.

48, Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
No, those drops are /huge/. o.o I only like the little drops. D:

49. Where did you get your worst scar from?
Burned my leg on a motorcyle pipe. XD

51, Last Cd Played?
Gorillaz Demon Days

52, Last Bubble Bath?
Yeaaaars

53, Last Time You Cried?
Uhhhh two days ago I think

54, Last Meal?
A taco. xD

58, Have You Ever Lost Someone?
Yeah

59, Have You Ever Slept Until 1pm?
Whenever I can xD

60, Have You Ever Been Drunk And Threw Up?
Lul no

61, List Five People You Can Tell Pretty Much Anything To:
Splint :D
With
Lottie
Buri
Temari
(sad that the majority is online. xD)

62, List Three Favorite Colors/shades:
Dark red, turquoise. Not sure what'd be a third.

63, Have you ever laughed until you cried?
Yessssssss. xDDDDDD

64, Went Behind Your Parents Backs?
I guess? xD

65, Who Posted This Before You?
Kezze

66, Gay Marriage?
Not my problem

67, Lowering The Drinking Age?
Mmm, maybe to 18.

68, Straight, Gay, Or Bi?
Straight. xD

69, Who are the best huggers that you know of?
o.o
I don't often hug people. xD

70, Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?
Nope. xD

71, Is There Something... ]]> ~pina-colada111 I act 25. xD -wasbored- http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/24063532/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/24063532/ Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:04:55 PDT

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5


[x] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 10


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 14


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 25

*** Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)
*** The number of people you have to tag is the number you got on the test...lol, just kidding, because I know you don't have that many friends!

]]> ~pina-colada111 Quiz? http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/23771002/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/23771002/ Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:25:57 PDT




1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x] You sometimes don't understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15 [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

19. [x]You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz.

20. [ ]You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13 (For once I didn't. o_o)




So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's


85% -gigglesnort-

Snagged it from :iconkoori-tora:


Need to make that journal about watchmen....Yeah

]]> ~pina-colada111 I'm So Confused http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22855243/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22855243/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:33:24 PST
Or rather...

Why is it so hard for me? XD

]]> ~pina-colada111 This is a Journal. http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22792922/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22792922/ Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:04:37 PST
I felt like making this clean.

]]> ~pina-colada111 MEME http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22724123/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22724123/ Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:50:02 PST




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Stolen from :IchigoSeppun:

Only check the bands you've actually HEARD of.

ALTERNATIVE:
[x] Weezer
[x] Paramore
[x] Panic! At The Disco
[ ] October Fall
[x] The Academy Is...
[x] Coheed And Cambria
[ ] Bayside
[x] Yellowcard
[x] Sugarcult
[ ] The Dresden Dolls
TOTAL SO FAR : 7

COUNTRY:
[x] Rascal Flatts
[x] Carrie Underwood
[x] Leanne Rhymes
[x] Garth Brooks
[x] Dixie Chicks
[x] Kenny Chesney
[x] Tim McGraw
[x] Faith Hill
[x] Shania Twain
[x] Johnny Cash
TOTAL SO FAR: 17

EMO:
[x] Hawthorne Heights
[ ] Halifax
[ ] Forgive Durden
[x] Amber Pacific
[x] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
[x] From First to Last
[ ] Senses Fail
[x] Underoath
[x] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit the lights
[ ] Dear Whoever
TOTAL SO FAR: 23

INDIE:
[ ] The Hush Sound
[ ] Eisley
[x] Death Cab for Cutie
[x] Dashboard Confessional
[x] The Killers
[ ] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] Hot Hot Heat
[x] Gym Class Heroes
[x] Franz Ferdinand
[x] Modest Mouse
TOTAL SO FAR: 29

METAL:
[x] Slipknot
[x] System of a Down
[x] Disturbed
[x] Metallica
[x] Guns n' Roses
[x] Lamb of God
[x] Slayer
[ ] Hatebreed
[x] Killswitch Engage
TOTAL SO FAR: 37

POP:
[ ] Teddy Geiger
[x] Ashlee Simpson
[x] Kelly Clarkson
[x] Jesse McCartney
[x] Avril Lavigne
[x] Pink
[x] The Veronicas
[ ] Daniel Powter
[ ] James Blunt
[ ] Natasha Bedingfield
[ ] Ryan Cabrera
TOTAL SO FAR: 43

POWERPOP/POP PUNK/PUNK:
[x] hellogoodbye
[x] Cute is What We Aim for
[x] Cartel
[x] The Click Five
[x] Fall Out boy
[ ] Lucky Boys Confusion
[x] Good Charlotte
[x] Bowling for Soup
[x] Reliant K
[ ] Less Than Jake
[x] Simple Plan
TOTAL SO FAR: 52

RAP:
[ ] Ying Yang Twins
[ ] T.I.
[ ] Paul Wall
[x] Tupac
[ ] Jamie Foxx
[x] Ludacris
[x] Lil' Jon
[x] Outkast
[x] 50 Cent
[x] Kanye West
[x] Notorious B.I.G
[ ] Young Jeezy
TOTAL SO FAR: 59


SKA:
[ ] Reel Big Fish
[ ] The Specials
[ ] Mad Caddies
[ ] The Aquabats
[x] Sublime
[ ] No Doubt
[ ] Madness
[ ] Operation Ivy
[x] Bob Marley
TOTAL SO FAR: 61

ROCK:
[x] Taking Back Sunday
[x] All American Rejects
[x] Motion City Soundtrack
[x] Avenged Sevenfold
[x] Angels and Airwaves
[x] Evanescence
[x] My Chemical Romance
[x] Green Day
[x] Blink 182
TOTAL SO FAR: 70

CLASSIC ROCK:
[x] The Beatles
[x] Led Zeppelin
[x] The Rolling Stones
[x] The Who
[x] Pink Floyd
[x] The Doors
[x] Jimmy Hendrix
[x] Queen
[x] Van Halen
[x] Bob Dylan
[x] Simon & Garfunkel
TOTAL SO FAR: 82

Now multiply by two and put "I Am 164% Obsessed With Music"


Next.

Stolen from :IchigoSeppun:
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com ( [link] ) and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Mikayla
Definition: [link]

2.) Your age?
17
Definition: [link]

3.) One of your friends?
Kenji
Definition: [link]

4.) What should you be doing?
Homework
Definition: [link]

5.) Favorite color?
Red
Definition: [link]

6.) Birthplace?
Washington
Definitions: [link]

7.) Month of Birth?
September
Definitions: [link]

8.) Last person you talked to?
Buri

Definition: [link]


9.) One of your nicknames?
Mar
Definition: [link]

]]> ~pina-colada111 Help A Fellow DA Member~ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22462826/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22462826/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:20:38 PST

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[link]
I need your help to combat this, please help link me with other people who can help!!

My dad has always been my lifeline... the only one I could trust and confide in...
But now it is time to reverse that lifeline, and I will be his.

The doctors are grim, but my dad is young, and we will fight this with everything we've got.
If you have been through this, are going through this, or know someone who is going through this, please contact me.

We are working with Chemo for the lungs (inoperable) and lazer radiation for the brain.
We are looking for safe holistic medicine as well. One article given to me from you guys has proved very very helpful...

If you are from the TN area, or can suggest any holistic doctors in middle TN, please note me for my email address. Even if you live far away, please ask your holistic doctors for recommendations in middle TN.

I will fight this with everything I have, and all of you are like a lifeline as well. any and all help is worth looking into.

other information that may be useful:
*It is stage IV - but limited to the lungs (largest size is about a quarter) it is considered stage IV due to its spreading to the brain, where we are currently treating 20 very small legions via lazer radiation.
*It is located on the outside of the lungs only, not in the throat or surrounding tissue.
*Friday will be the confirmation of whether it is non small cell or small cell.
*Currently he does not feel sick, just tired.

Please send me what you have or what you know, every little bit counts. Thank you guys, and I would ask that please, could you repost this journal for me? I need your help, and I have to take charge. There may be someone watching you and not me who could help. This is very important to me. Thank you all, *seriously!*

]]> ~pina-colada111 Hey You http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22130541/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/22130541/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:09:48 PST 'Mere
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Be my bish and click these. >8D

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]]> ~pina-colada111 New DA http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/21968386/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/21968386/ Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:10:26 PST
This DA will still live, it'll be for strictly photography. But I'll also be commenting on other's work and watching you guys on this one. c: Even though I hate this name now. xD

Anyways.

:iconmar0na:

Hoping I'll upload more art there. ^^

]]> ~pina-colada111 Tagzors. http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/20978026/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/20978026/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:43:29 PDT :iconarneveth:

The rules are:
Choose a singer/band/group.
Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.
Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged).

I choose Muse

Are you male or female?
Unintended

Describe yourself!
Map of the Problematique

What do people feel when they're around you?
Time is Running Out

How would you describe your previous relationship?
Butterflies and Hurricanes

Describe your current relationship.
Improv

Where would you like to be now?
(A) Supermassive Blackhole

How do you feel about love?
Hysteria

What's your life like?
Microcuts

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Feeling Good

I tag
Anyone who wants to do it. xD
Fairly easy one. c:

]]> ~pina-colada111 Devious Journal Entry http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/20499001/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/20499001/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 01:01:39 PDT D8
D8D
D8D
DS8DSAGKHASDGJLALJSDGGLKJASDLKJASD-BEATS KEYBOARD0
OMFG
HUGE ASSED SPIDER
UNDER THIS DESK

CAN'T MOVE TOO SCARED
D8
D8
SOMEONE SAVE ME

EVERY TIME MY CLOTHES MOVE I'M FREAKED OUT

:<
I TRIED KILLING IT WITH MY BINDER I WAS LIKE 'THIS IS SPAAARTA' ON IT'S ARS AND IT WAS TOO DAMN FAST ARGH

-sadface- it's hiding and being an a-hole. :/
HOBO SPIDERS SUCK
AND THEY'RE FAST OMG
I was seriously like crazy banging and it with the binder. I NEED TO DO HW BUT I'M SHAKING AND CAN'T PUT MY FEET DOWN D8 -is sitting funny like in chair-

-cry-

-lols that this is the topic for the first journal she's posted in ages-

I took my binder around to hunt it but I can't find it. O_O I beat clothes that were on the floor and I hope it's not in them...

]]> ~pina-colada111 900 Kiriban http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/20166101/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/20166101/ Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:07:43 PDT
Eh I was inactive I shouldn't complain. :>

Anyways yeah 900 right before 1000 you're all like "who cares"

Well for 1000 kiriban...If anyone catches that...I'll do a full color character. But since 900 isn't as big of a deal just a sketch either digital or pencil...Your choice. If you choose pencil I'd probably end up shading it. : P

]]> ~pina-colada111 Devious Journal Entry http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/17587867/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/17587867/ Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:48:34 PDT

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.


1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying -Fall Out Boy
[Uhhh...Kind of weird thing to say to that but it almost fits. -biggrin-]

2.How would you describe yourself?
One More Minute -Authority Zero
[Guess that's pretty much me yeah. XD Always saying 'one more minute' to my parents, and lovin' the beaches. =] ]

3.What do you like in a guy?
Loser -Three Doors Down
[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA no comment needed.]

4.How do you feel today?
Superbitch -Authority Zero
[LOLZ. I'm not really I swear. xD]

5.What is your life's purpose?
Let Me Put My Love Into You -ACDC
[Since I'm not sure what that song really says...I have nothing to say. XP]

6.What is your motto?
Godspeed -Anberlin
[I do believe this is screamo I don't listen to...]

7.What do your friends think of you?
Welcome Home -Coheed and Cambria
[Uhhh they're songs are too complex to explain. But hey points for a sweet song popping up!]

8.What do you think of your parents?
To The End -My Chemical Romance
[Uhhhh bleh >>]

9.What do you think about very often?
Sooner Or Later -Breaking Benjamin
[Sooner or later you're gonna' hate it, go ahead and throw my life away! How emo of me. =] ]

10.What is 2 + 2?
Twenty-One -Dating Delilah
[LOL WHAT'RE THE CHANCES OF AN ACTUAL NUMBER POPPING UP???]

11.What do you think of your best friend?
The Duet -Dating Delilah
[Ewww that's a love song. SICK XD]

12.What do you think of the person you like?
Points Of Authority -Linking Park
[I guess I think they're a fake. xD Or they can't handle stuff.]

13.What is your life story?
Think Twice -Eve Six
[Uhhh I'm protective? o_O But not really...]

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Given Up -Linkin Park
[ Ahahahahahah a loser who's given up! = D ]

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Smells Like Teen Spirit -Nirvana
[Yes go teen spirit. xD]

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
Dead in the Water -Hawthorne Heights
[ Why do I still have this emo music on my ipod? o_O]

17.What will they play at your funeral?
Greed -Pennywise
[AHAHAHAHA I'm a greedy bastard yes. x] ]

18.What is your hobby/interest?
Killer Likes Candy -I am Ghost
[Apparently to be a killer. O_O; RUN FAR AWAY NOW ]

19.What is your biggest fear?
Sweet Home Alabama
[XDDDD I guess I fear the state of Alabama. : D ]

20.What is your biggest secret?
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is the Press Coverage -Panic At The Disco
[I have weird opinions? o_O]

21.What do you think of your friends?
Shining Through -Save the Last Dance
[I SEE YOUR TRUUUE COLORS SHINING THROUGH...Good and bad things I feel from this.]

22.What will you post this as?
With You -Linkin Park
[Mmmk xD]

I TAG...
No one : D

Yes my first journal in foreverz.
DEAL.

]]> ~pina-colada111 HOY FECK http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/14791784/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/14791784/ Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:32:55 PDT Am I told old to be doing online shiz? o.o;
Anyways...
Can't get my liscence tommorow though. D: I still don't have everything done, and I need to retake the written. >< Which means I need to study. ANNNND I have to fill out the paper thing that says how many hours you drove, or rather "Make up a bunch of drives I did". It's not like I haven't driven enough, I just never recorded. =/ I don't care 'bout getting it right away too much though, I don't even want to drive to school yet. PEOPLE ARE STUPID OMG WE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE TO SCHOOL! I don't know how half those idiots got their liscence. >> Today this kid in a small truck in front of us sat there for 10 minutes because he was too friggen scared to go into the highway. "FTW GO IDIOT"

In other news...

Apparently I have college level English skillz. XDDD We took this test which isn't graded or anything, it just evaluates us and I scored high. :] It made me warm and fuzzy inside. XDD;

RANTALERT:
I HATE MY WORLD HISTORY TEACHER OMG. Yesterday he got all mad at our class because "we were talking too much" during this movie and when he was going over the questions because not everyone got them all. Only like TWO OR THREE people were whispering. >< So he made us get out our history books, and we had to do a paper in absolute silence. THEN he gave us homework for which we had to take home the HUGE book, and write all this crap. And the kicker was that he collected this assignment that we were supposed to get time to finish that day. D:< So I failed that and had to do a whole bunch of shit. >_. I WASN'T TALKING AT ALL KTHX!

Yessss I haven't posting any art. XD I'm working on my raptor, and I'm practicing anatomy first. =/

]]> ~pina-colada111 GAH http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/13892411/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/13892411/ Thu, 26 Jul 2007 19:24:49 PDT
For certain personal reasons I wasn't uploading and only came on here to check my friend's art. =/

But now, I've been improving and getting more familiar with Adobe. Soooo cutting to the chase, when I get back from this vacation I'ma upload more. And I might upload some collages of pics of the things I've been doing lately. :3

]]> ~pina-colada111 Tagdom http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/13229508/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/13229508/ Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:19:02 PDT
1. Do you like animals?
Yes

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?
No. o_o

3. Are you athletic?
Mostly yes.

4. Are you: thin, fat, athletically built etc:
Uhhh...Basic? o_O

5. How much do you weight?
However much I weigh.

6. What's your height?
5 5 or something. XD

7. Shoe size?
9 1/2 to 10

8. Girls - are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?
Normal of course. XD

10.How old are you?
15

11. When is your birthday?
September 26 91

12. Do you like to receive giftart?
YES! Of course! :3

13. Are you sociable?
Very, I loooove talking with friends. : D

14. Do you have many friends?
Yes

15. What's your race?
Uhhh...German and a bit of Italian. Among other things. o_O

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?
Not really. =/

17. Are you single or taken?
Single.

18. Do you eat meat?
Yesh

19. Are you paranoid?
No.

20. Do you read a lot?
If I get a good book yeah.

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?
Every kind you can think of. : )

22. Do you play any instruments?
Used to play the piano, I still can just no lessons anymore. =/

23. How long have you been drawing?
Uhhh...Since you could put a pencil in my hand? But seriously drawing since like 4th or 5th grade.

24. What's the meaning of life?
To do the best you can. : D

25. Now tag five of your friends! They MUST take this quiz and post it in their journal

Uhhhhhh...I don't like making people do stuffs. ._.

]]> ~pina-colada111 .Retro.Doxy. http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/13029302/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/13029302/ Sun, 20 May 2007 18:08:55 PDT

A few words to describe RetroDoxy...
Intense.
Fun.
FRIEKING AWESOME.

Yes, it was amazing. Cheap too. Even though by the time you buy all the stuff you're broke. XD (Shirt, cd, food. lol)

I'll probably never be able to hear the same. :D (That was free.)

Dating Delilah is probably one of my new favorite bands, along with Mission Orange. We got to touch John from Dating Delilah too. :D

AND OMG BEST FREESTYLE GUITARIST EVEH. Sean gets so into it, and he should be any guitarist's hero. XD So cewl.

Moving on to moshpits. :O
The moshpits were so intense, that you could've punched someone in the face just because the blood would make it that much cooler. :D

Oh and Cassie (best friend) raped a Taco truck. XD (Really it was surprise sex.)

]]> ~pina-colada111 Tablety Goodness X3 http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/11194609/ http://pina-colada111.deviantart.com/journal/11194609/ Mon, 25 Dec 2006 21:50:33 PST
I got a tablet. Wooooh -dances- XD

I'm sooo happy with it and it works /great/.
Tablets make your life so much easier, and I've gotten all kinds of things done I had just been putting off.

Plus it's just so darn fun to use. ^.^

]]> ~pina-colada111