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                <title>reality check</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:41:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm bored, feel like I'm heading in no direction, feel lonely, and I don't see the point in anything, and I'm not over it.<br /><br />I would elaborate but no one gives a fuck. Mope mope mope.<br /><br />The world's smallest violin.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Returning the Favour</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:51:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Mirrorball Man (alias, Julien) has kindly selected and featured three of my poems on his journal. I'm now returning the favour. Check out his gallery if you get the chance.<br /><br />Unfortunately, I'm too cheap to get a proper membership, so thumbnails won't show up. BUT!<br /><br />Here are the links:<br /><br /><a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/art/Pilgrimage-to-Mag-Mell-110311446">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/art/Lila-is-Hot-133060143">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/art/The-Intruder-93763809">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>End of the Year Resolutions</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:51:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know it's near the end of the year but I have a list of things to do, now I have an income and a refreshing new perspective on everything <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />- Eventually give up smoking (probably next year)<br />- Cut down on marijuana<br />- Save around Â£90 a month so I can buy a car and driving lessons<br />- Save up around that much a month anyway so I can buy film-related goods<br />- Go to the gym at least once a week<br />- Spend more time on college work<br />- See friends more<br />- Get sweatpants - the pinnacle of comfort<br />- Stop worrying and enjoy things on face value<br />- Write more and draw more<br />- Learn how to make music (it's bloody hard)<br />- Start drumming again<br />- Take up kick-boxing<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>No One Reads This But...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:55:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Recently the two most important people in my life hurt me like I never thought I'd be hurt before. My girlfriend whom I was in love with broke up with me to go out with my best friend who I have known since I was seven. It's shocking and I am disgusted, but I had an epiphany a few hours ago.<br /><br />I hated these people for a few days, but a few days seemed like weeks. I have come to the conclusion I am better off without these people. I will cherish the memories but what has happened is unforgivable, and I am not going to be bitter or spiteful, but I will express myself and I have the right to. I realised that my friend has no moral values, and is not worth my time. I am not going to hurt him, or attempt to split them up, or spread rumours. I do not hate any more because hatred is too strong an emotion to waste on someone who would willingly walk away from a seemingly strong friendship. I will not influence how people perceive this situation, and this is not a jab at these people.<br /><br />But, though there is no word for the level of anger and betrayal that I feel, I feel better about who I am. I feel like I can speak without feeling like I'm making a fool out of myself. I can do things without being embarrassed. In a week I have experienced nearly everything I've never, ever wanted to experience as far as friendships or relationships go, and now I feel that if any bad shit happens in the future, it'll take a lot to top this. I am finally content with who I am and I like who I am, and I've not felt that way for a very long time.<br /><br />My friends who have been there for me are amazing people, and it's only reinforced my feelings towards loyalty when it comes to friendships. And I know that I am a good friend, and I know that I have been a good boyfriend, and I know that I am loyal and have handled this train wreck of a situation better than I thought I could. I've come to the decision that good people should be treated like they are good people, and no one else matters.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fml</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:05:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm single.<br /><br />Hysterical, ain't it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Just a Quick Rant</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:15:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just came across this young character named Crazy Titch, a popular Grime MC from "the endz" as we all love to describe it. I've become quite a fan of grime, but this guy is shit for a start anyway and on top of that, he's a fucking murderer!<br /><br />I've only just read this so this probably isn't 100% correct, but a record producer made false allegations, and someone dissed Mr. Titch (aka Carl Dobson) in a song. So Dobson and a 35 year old man hunted down the record producing crew and popped caps in a record producer's ass, and also in his back. Yes, Crazy Titch, reknowned badman an' proper sick griminal truly did shank dat wasteman up propa. He don't be dissin him and tingz.<br /><br />Prior to the murkage that Crazy Titch performed upon this producer (Richard Holmes), he'd been in jail for 5 years (I think) for stealing and a cacophony of other demoralizing acts. But the bottom line is, this man is a murderer. And because some people who like his phat choonz genuinely believe that the choonz he makes are phat, they are leaving stupid fucking comments like:<br /><br />FREE TITCH. HE DUN NUFFIN WRONG ND MAKES SIK BARS AND RICHARD HOLMEZ IZ A DIKHED<br /><br />The man is a murderer. It would be sort of understandable if Mr. Holmes had raped his mother, shot his father and beheaded his pet dog, then set fire to their house and dragged the corpses of his family around town attached to the back of a van by meat-hooks. THEN I could understand. But Dobson killed this guy because of a false assumption and "disrespectin'" lyrics. People who go around with hand guns and machine-guns (oh yes, machine guns - a certified badman, him) shooting industry professionals because they made a slight error DESERVE incarceration. And a good slap round the chops.<br /><br />Why would anyone in their right mind, regardless of the quality of the music he makes, thinks that this guy deserves to walk around and get away scott free. He would have had to make beautiful, orgasm-inducing, out-of-body experience inspiring music before I could even consider that it might be a good idea he was let out. Life imprisonment? Good, I hope the fucker tops himself.<br /><br />He's a fucking idiot, and anyone who does anything in the entertainment industry (or people who are just plain sensible) know that there's always going to be someone that doesn't like what you do. So, if anyone had gone up to Crazy T and gone "I'm sure that you are an upstanding young chap, but that song you did about shooting bare badmen and getting on that ting... It wasn't your best, I'm afraid, Mr. Titch." they may run the risk of getting murdered.<br /><br />Some people are twats.<br /><br />BUT, I am going to Corfu tomorrow, so I don't care that much!<br /><br />Have a good week.<br /><br /><br /><br />I could say anything on here. No one'll read it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Long Live the Ginge</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:01:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My cat, Garfield, hand-picked by me, has died. I don't know how. Dad found him in the garden. It's silly because he's just a cat, but I'm distraught. He's seven.<br /><br />When I was born, we had three cats but I didn't choose any of them. They're all dead now, too, and that was also sad. Garfield was my first pet. We had conversations. He mewed at me, I responded, and he'd mew again. Sometimes he'd wake me up at 4 in the morning by scratching on my bedroom door and spend the rest of the morning curled up on my side. He disapproved of my smoking, as he upturned his nose every time I rolled a cigarette. When I was smoking something else, he'd mew at me until I blew smoke in his face, and then he'd purr.<br /><br />Saturday morning, me and Julie were making him attack a tie that I was wriggling on the floor in front of him.<br /><br />Less than a week ago, he was asleep between me and Alice in my double bed.<br /><br />He's not gonna wake me up at 4 again. We're not gonna have a chat tomorrow when Alice stays over. I won't be able to wriggle a tie in front of him whilst he rolls around batting it. He's never gonna go hurtling towards Matt Dugdale's face again.<br /><br />Two hours ago I was watching Thelma & Louise, nervous about my final M7 Maths exam. Now all I can think about is 7 years ago when my mum tricked me into thinking she was taking me to Tescos, when in fact she presented me with a cardboard box full of kittens and asked me to pick one out. I chose the smallest. It was Garfield. He got very hench. And then died.<br /><br />I'm going to stop being melodramatic about the whole situation. My point is, I'm gonna miss that furry sack of shit alot more than I've missed an animal before. He was special. Anyone who had the privilege of meeting him knows that.<br /><br />I don't like knowing he's in a cardboard computer monitor box buried under a concrete slab. And the mood on this won't change. I'm not eager.<br /><br />Cheer me up. Go to this <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://freepdfhosting.com/c17d852d27.pdf">[link]</a><br /><br />and then comment it on here. Or on facebook. Up to you.<br /><br />Peace<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Summer Project - Help Me</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:43:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If anyone has facebook, I invite you all to add me and pore over this amazing little page I've created:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=214226860170&ref=mf">[link]</a><br /><br />Basically, my exams are almost over and I have two months with very little to do, so I'm making it my project to assemble a cast and crew and hopefully (this maybe a little too ambitious) secure a budget. If anyone wants to or knows anybody who may want to help, whether it be acting, helping out on set, offering advice, sponsoring me, lending equipment, lending locations or editing suites, I would be forever grateful if you'd let me know.<br /><br />I'm still working on the script, and it's up on the tinternet for all to see. I can't post it on here because script formats don't come up the way they should, so I published it via pdf. It counts as a deviation, and henceforth I would love it people could tell me what they think of the script and offer some critique. Here it is:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://freepdfhosting.com/c17d852d27.pdf">[link]</a><br /><br />And again, in case you didn't get it.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://freepdfhosting.com/c17d852d27.pdf">[link]</a><br /><br />Enjoy, people, and please, please, please tell me what you think.<br /><br />Peace.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wubu2</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 03:16:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Only three exams left and then I'm a free man until college. College. Ah, that word hath a sweet sound. It's going to be a let down, from what I've heard, but who cares? It's not school, and we choose what we do. The eon build-up beforehand is the bit I'm worried about. I have no money and sweet fuck all to do until then as I know that if I go out every day, I am going to be bored stiff after two weeks of it. All unemployed teenagers looking for work have become victims of the Recession by default because it's pretty near impossible finding a job at the moment. I'm going to a recruitment agency at some point this week.<br /><br />Speaking of the recession and politics, I'm not yet a taxpayer and I probably think I know more than I do about this subject, but I think that capital punishment (or something extreme, but not AS extreme) should be inflicted on those thieves in suits who deem it necessary to keep the working classes (not just them - ALL classes, really) even deeper in the shit by claiming - no, STEALING - expenses in order to fuel their personal projects. That fucking Tory woman who felt the need to take out something like Â£18m to pay the mortgage of her two properties, when families like us are having trouble keeping up the cost of one property. Families like us who are giving the government our money, trusting them to invest it in something like schools, NHS, leisure facilities to keep kids off the streets etc. Not only does it take the piss, but it's theft. It's blind theft. And authorities will "investigate into it" but all they're gonna get is a slap on the wrist and maybe unpaid suspension or something like that. They're MPs. They can get away with murder. They're going to keep their jobs thinking what they did was fine (that woman certainly did - trying to justify her means by saying she needed it for TWO properties when the nation was under the impression it was just the one). It makes me sick.<br /><br />Also, I want to know how the British National Party managed to get two seats in the European Parliament. The BNP. The BNP who couldn't be any more obvious unless they're leader had a stubby moustache underneath his nose and a Swastika as their logo. What is this world coming to when the most racist, nationalist party manages to actually get into parliament? This is the decline of the human race. There are nazis in our government. Nazis. And it's okay? Like I said, I'm not entirely sure of what I'm talking about, but I heard the words "BNP" and "European Parliament" and "in" and that doesn't register as a good combination.<br /><br />While we're on the subject of nationalist, I'd also like to rant about the ever increasing number of people who think that the so-called immigration problem is due to the immigrants themselves. Look at it this way - you've just broken something and need urgent medical attention and will have to stay in hospital for at least a week. You have two options - the NHS hospital, or the posh, well-recieved hospital where you will be pampered and taken care off absolutely free of charge. What would you choose? The latter? Thought so. If the UK offers such and endless list of benefits that asylum-seeking countries don't have, then why wouldn't people take advantage of the system? Bigots shouldn't be angry at immigrants because they're doing what we would do - take advantage of a beneficial system. They should be angry at the government who is allowing it. We give them jobs because we know they will work for a small amount and they'll get the job done - again, not their fault. They're not "stealing our jobs". We're just giving our jobs to people who will work for less, and get the job done. Alot of the people who are so enraged by this "immigration problem" are unemployed people on the dole. There's a minority of benefit stealing immigrants who may be taking the piss a bit, but the majority work bloody hard for their shit wages and probably work alot harder than some of the people who are shunning them.<br /><br />There are more problems at hand than trying to justify prejudiced thoughts by claiming that people who take advantage of a beneficial system are not doing what is simply human nature.<br /><br />Well that was my most likely misinformed political rant over. But I'm in a ranty mood. Last week I was watching Britain's Next Top Model, cos I'm cool like that, and the girls were made to do adverts for various charities. One of them was PETA. They could be campaigning against poaching endangered species, or cosmetic testing, but instead they campaigned against the use of leather. Don't get me wrong, PETA is a good charity as far as animal rights are concerned, but they tend to go overboard when they stuff vegan and vegetarian rights down your throat. Humans are naturally omnivorous. Advances in science is not going to turn everyone into vegetarians. Veganism and Vegatarianism is not natural human behaviour, but hey, each to their own. I don't like being guilt tripp... ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen off virtually everyone</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 13:23:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Name: Josh<br />Age: 16<br />Todays Date: 28/5/09<br />Time: 21:04<br />Residence: A house in Horsham<br /><br />This or That<br /><br />Pepsi or Coke?: Coke<br /><br />Chocolate or Fruit?: Hmm. I'd have to say fruit. More flavours.<br /><br />Guy or Girl?: It's an even mix. Both sexes piss me off. They should make up a new one.<br /><br />Piercings or Tattoos?: Have neither. Want tongue done and a few tatzzz.<br /><br />School or Work? Work. But I don't have any. Anyone wanna give me some money or a job?<br /><br />Good or Bad?: Good. What a fucking stupid question. Who prefers bad over good? I hate you.<br /><br />Black or White?: Black<br /><br />Christmas or X-mas? They're both ultimately the same thing. But X-Mas sounds like a post-apocolyptic graphic novel.<br /><br />Stupid Questions<br /><br />Whats on the left side of you?: A door and my awesome wall.<br /><br />Whats on the right side of you?: My wardrobe.<br /><br />Whats your favorite number?: I don't have one.<br /><br />Whats your favorite letter?: None.<br /><br />Whats your cat's name?: Garfield. I'm innovative.<br /><br />Do you even have a cat?: Yes.<br /><br />Whats your dog's name?: Tia.<br /><br />Do you even have a dog?: Yes.<br /><br />Do you like kids?: They annoy me. Alot. But they're nicer than adults and teens because they don't know any better.<br /><br />Do you like people?: No. Not particularly.<br /><br />Are you a freak?: Apparently so...<br /><br />Are you crazy?: Yes. I am random. And hyper. I like bright colours, cheese, eggs and the word "lolz". I am sOoOoO crazy.<br /><br />Do you believe in God?: Not until I have proof.<br /><br />Music<br /><br />What's your favorite band?: Too many.<br /><br />What's your favorite song?: Too many.<br /><br />What's your favorite type of music?: Grunge and Hip-hop.<br /><br />Place an X by all of the things you've done, or remove the X from the ones you have not. Have you:<br /><br />(x) Smoked a cigarette?<br /><br />( ) Crashed a friend's car?<br /><br />( ) Stolen a car?<br /><br />(x) Been in love?<br /><br />(x) Been dumped?<br /><br />(x) Shoplifted?<br /><br />(x) Been fired?<br /><br />(x) Been in a fist fight<br /><br />(x) Snuck out of your parent's house?<br /><br />(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back<br /><br />( ) Been arrested?<br /><br />( ) Gone on a blind date?<br /><br />(x) Lied to a friend?<br /><br />(x) Skipped school?<br /><br />( ) Seen someone die?<br /><br />( ) Been to Canada?<br /><br />( ) Been to Mexico?<br /><br />(x) Been on a plane?<br /><br />(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?<br /><br />(x) Eaten sushi?<br /><br />(x) Been skiing or water skiing?<br /><br />(x) Met someone from the internet? (We were introduce by someone I knew it was fine)<br /><br />(x) Been to a concert?<br /><br />(x) Taken painkillers?<br /><br />(x) Love someone or miss someone right now?<br /><br />(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?<br /><br />(x) Made a snow angel?<br /><br />( ) Had a tea party?<br /><br />(x) Flown a kite?<br /><br />(x) Built a sand castle?<br /><br />(x) Gone puddle jumping?<br /><br />(x) Played dress up?<br /><br />(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves?<br /><br />(x) Gone sledding?<br /><br />(x) Cheated while playing a game?<br /><br />(x) Been lonely?<br /><br />(x) Fallen asleep at work/school?<br /><br />( ) Used a fake ID?<br /><br />(x) Watched the sun set?<br /><br />( ) Felt an earthquake?<br /><br />(x) Slept beneath the stars?<br /><br />(x) Been tickled?<br /><br />(x) Been robbed?<br /><br />(x) Been misunderstood?<br /><br />(x) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo/jackalope?<br /><br />(x) Won a contest?<br /><br />( ) Run a red light/stop sign?<br /><br />(x) Been suspended from school?<br /><br />(x) Been in a car crash?<br /><br />(x) Had braces?<br /><br />(x) Felt like an outcast/third person?<br /><br />(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night?<br /><br />(x) Danced in the moonlight?<br /><br />(x) Liked the way you looked?<br /><br />(x) Witnessed a crime/Been part of a crime?<br /><br />( ) Questioned your heart?<br /><br />(x) Been obsessed with post-it notes?<br /><br />(x) Squished mud through your bare toes?<br /><br />(x) Been lost?<br /><br />(x) Been on the opposite side of the country?<br /><br />(x) Swam in the ocean?<br /><br />(x) Felt like dying?<br /><br />(x) Cried yourself to sleep?<br /><br />(x) Played cops and robbers?<br /><br />(x) Recently colored with crayons?<br /><br />(x) Sang karaoke?<br /><br />( ) Paid for a meal with only coins?<br /><br />(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?<br /><br />(x) Made prank phone calls?<br /><br />(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?<br /><br />(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue?<br /><br />(x) Danced/played in the rain?<br /><br />(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus?<br /><br />( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe?<br /><br />( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about?<br />... ]]></description>
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                <title>Green Day</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 12:34:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The very definition of sell-out.<br /><br />If one were to look over their work in the 90s to early 00s, one would instantly fall for the pissed-off angsty lyrics and melodies that this once fantastic american pop-punk band beat out. They sung with such honesty and conviction, with lyrics that the generation would relate to. They sung about boredom, being outcasts, school life, stuff that matters to teenagers and they produced music that was important to teens as they grew up. They had charm and swagger. They had an attitude. They were inspiring.<br /><br />And now... Now, they have changed their image and their sound entirely, jumping on the "Fuck Bush" bandwagon. Anyone can say "Bush is a dickhead", and he is, but if you're gonna jump on a political bandwagon, the band should at least know what they are talking about. The American Idiot album was a joke. A publicity stunt. It's a completely different attitude. They realised how good they were, and money and fame got in the way of what they were about. Money and fame always gets in the way, but many bands still manage to maintain a good sound even after they get mass recognition. But they succeeded in appealing to a naive generation younger than their previous one, and that sort of target market is garunteed to raise fame and enlarge egos. Think, High School Musical. Think, Twilight.<br /><br />The Jesus of Surburbia is the epitome of their selling-out. Look at the video. It's a video that glamourises self harm (for no reason), for a start, trying to appeal to the audience that whinges constantly (three guesses) and it's fucking obvious when you see who's actually in the video and what they all look like. The protagonist comes from a broken home where his mummy obviously didn't buy him enough eyeliner. They all wear make-up, have OTT hair styles and dress like insulting-to-burlesque prostitutes, and they all cry out "love me, love me". That is not what Green Day used to be. And the heart hand-grenade thing? Stop. Just stop. The song itself consists of chapters and is sung as if it is a gospel ballad, and it all oozes self-involvement, egotistical nonsense and "LETS HOPE WE GET SOME CASH OUT OF THIS."<br /><br />Their duet with U2 - another publicity stunt. If they cared so much about politics and war, then why don't they campaign against it? Bono does. Having said that, the only reason they would campaign against it is, undoubtedly, to raise more fame and recognition - as if they haven't got enough already.<br /><br />I look back ten years at albums like Insomniac, Nimrod, Dookie, and those albums are some of the best to come out the 90s. And it seems overnight this once awesome band have turned into everything that they never should have become. I feel the need to rant about this because I just saw Jesus of Surburbia on TV, and it was then followed by Walking Contradiction. The attitudes they show in their new stuff are that of a smarmy, slimy 1980s Wall Street stockbroker. It's like watching two completely different bands.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bring on College</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 08:13:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today was our last full day of school before we embark on the perilous journey called "Study Leave". Tomorrow's gonna be a two hour doss with an assembly at the end, and then an awesome wave of joy is going to wash over me - I will never have to go to Forest for any purpose other than examinations ever again. Just thinking of it makes me smile.<br /><br />Another month and a bit, and I will never have to go to Forest ever again, ever, unless I get a job there. Speaking of jobs - I need one. Anyone fancy paying me to do something? I accept all major credit cards and paypal.<br /><br />Life's good. All this revision ain't.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DevArt</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 04:23:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What irratates me more than most things regarding this website is when people who complain about a lack of comments get comments back saying "It's art, not a popularity contest."<br /><br />Saying that they want comments for popularity isn't entirely accurate, but people don't post their artwork up on a public domain just so they themselves can view it. People post their artwork on here so others can see it, critique it, and if they are serious about their work then they learn from it. When people work hard on something and want feedback, they will be disappointed if their work isn't acknowledged. It's completely understandable.<br /><br />Contradicting that, though, this website is one HUGE popularity contest. When the most popular deviantions are predominantly manga fanart and anthro-pr0n (no matter how much you deny it, alot of manga fanart that's made it to the top is usually just plain tacky in terms of sexualising the subject - kinda like pictures of Severus Snape having sex with Hedwig). It really makes me furious when people who have a small amount of talent and a huge passion for big-eyed cute chibi-things override people who slave hours and hours a night over something that has had clearly more thought, sweat, blood and tears in it.<br /><br />The sad thing is, some of these manga artists (I'm not disputing that there is some amazingly drawn manga on here by the way) have a great deal of talent and potential to diversify their portfolio and try something new, but whenever you try telling them that, most reply with insults and hostility. Any sort of criticism (and I stress the word, criticism, not slagging-off) should be taken as an opportunity. I read through an awfully written fan-story about Naruto or something like that, and offered some advice on how the writer could have fleshed out the story, developed the character's etc. etc. and all I got was "why don't you pick on someone your own size. Why do you always have to point out everyone's mistakes. People like you make me sick." Nothing's perfect, but if you're given advice on how to make something that little bit better then why would you take that as an insult. And because most people who do that sort of thing are for some unknown reason ULTRA POPULAR, they have the authority then to unleash the banhammer. That's not happened to me yet though.<br /><br />But that's not gonna change, I don't think. Not in this lifetime. Anyway, I don't have a point now. I started writing this about an hour ago and since then I've been doing other stuff in between and I've lost my train o' thought.<br /><br />Oh yeah, yesterday me and a couple of friends tried to make a film. I'd worked on the script last week and was quite proud of it. We spent ages and ages yesterday on it, then when we looked back it was just shocking. My acting was shit. We hadn't rehearsed the script enough. Camera man didn't show up so we had to edit it so that there was always one person out of a scene who could shoot it. And for some reason when I go on camera, I form a temporary double chin for the duration it's recording.<br /><br />Making it was fun. Viewing it was painful. I haven't felt that ashamed of myself since I said that the film "Cradle of Fear" had potential. It doesn't.<br /><br />That said, I'm still gonna write and attempt to make films on no budget. I need to get into this film school. I don't have Â£37,000. But if I start trying to sell screenplays now then I might be able to make it.<br /><br />Adios.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A Turn For the Best</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:35:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Me and my girlfriend split up about a month ago after we both had our feelings forcefully bashed into the dirt a number of times in a very small amount of time. Which hurt.<br /><br />The events that occured in what I deemed "The Worst Half Term in the World" are events that I never want to live through again, and the month that followed it was also numbing, painful, and futile.<br /><br />During that month, I pussied out of talking to her a number of times, until yesterday when I suggested we met up for a coffee. Now we're back together, and the worst half term in the world ever is the past, and will remain in the past.<br /><br />What I'm getting at is, I'm a very happy bunny and I can go back to being a soppy bugger again and not waking up every morning thinking "Uggghhhh..."<br /><br />Alice Kendall is the best thing that's happened to me.<br /><br />Ooh, also, gone and joined rugby and working on less weed, more exercise. It's going good.<br /><br />Trying not to fuck up in school too much either. Biting my tongue, an' all that. I want to get into college. And I'm gonna resume working on meine screenplays also. Got a couple of collaberations going with Sam Leeves (69tea) and Ewok. Things are looking up.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>This is the neeewwwwsssss</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 13:21:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Been a while since I did one of these. Have some news.<br /><br />This half term, if it even qualifies as that, has been shit. Aside from a few nice moments with friends that are far too nice to me, it's been painful, confusing, and scary. I feel like a complete arse. I've not done any schoolwork, and even though I'm complaining, I probably still won't have done any by Tuesday. I've lost the most important person in the world to me, and I can't help but throw alot of the blame in my own direction. It has been a bad week for a lot of people.<br /><br />[Also, what the fuck is with Kings of Leon, Kanye West, Beyonce and Rihanna being the only bands played on the radio. I'm sick to death about hearing about putting rings on stuff I like. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.]<br /><br />I have no money since I've lost my job, and my card (which I've had for just over three weeks) keeps getting blocked because Halifax are wankers and Visa Electron cards are made just to piss people off.<br /><br />All I have done this half term is complain (and there's a contradiction in itself) and procrastinate and it seems like those two things are the only things I am really good at right now. And making a mess of things. And running away from problems. Great assets, them.<br /><br />Mine and Ewok's film that we once so heartily lusted after has been reduced to a blank canvas once again, and it's not progressed from that state for a good couple of months. As have most things I've been ambitious about. I blame microsoft for some of it. Don't be fooled by the xBox - it looks like fun and games at first but once you start playing, you can't stop. All your bodily functions and social schemes become a thing of the past. Dangerous.<br /><br />I came out the other day and realised it was the first time in months since I'd actually been in town without going there for the intent of buying a new game or running some errand, and instead to actual regain a social life. It felt good. Life as a hermit is very underrated.<br /><br />On a different note, Slumdog Millionairre - despite film-snobs slagging it off merely because it's gained mass popularity and it's about 'dirty pakis - how borin!' - is a fantastic film and it did deserve all them BAFTAS and it will also deserve all the OSCARS it's bound to win. Face it - it's a good film. Don't complain about how overrated and self-indulgent (which it isn't) it is when you've not even seen it. What makes it better is Nandos afterwards. Nandos makes everything better.<br /><br />Bye.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen of The Mirrorball Man</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:57:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A funny game. Steal it if you want to.<br />The rules:<br /><br />- Choose a singer/band/group/artist<br />- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group<br /><br />My band: Nirvana.<br /><br /><br />01. Are you male or female?<br />The Man Who Sold the World<br /><br />02. Describe yourself.<br />Negative Creep<br /><br />03. What do people feel when they're around you?<br />I Hate Myself and Want to Die<br /><br />04. How would you describe your previous relationship?<br />Downer<br /><br />05. Describe your current relationship.<br />Love Buzz<br /><br />06. Where would you want to be now?<br />On a Plain<br /><br />07. How do you feel about love?<br />Heart Shaped Box<br /><br />08. What's your life like?<br />Endless, Nameless<br /><br />09. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?<br />Mexican Seafood<br /><br />10. Say something wise.<br />Come as You Are<br /><br />11. What do you want to do/be in the future?<br />Turnaround<br /><br />12. Describe your home life.<br />Blandest<br /><br />13. What would your last words be?<br />Son of a Gun!<br /><br />14. Describe your car.<br />Big Long Now<br /><br />15. Describe your style.<br />Hairspray Queen<br /><br />16. What is the meaning of life?<br />Stay Away<br /><br /><b>Didn't choose the best band to do that with but it was worth a shot</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Summer</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:10:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, School's finished for six weeks and then I have a year of GCSEs, pressure, revision, catch-up coursework and uniform to look forward to. And then college. Which will actually be fun (I hope).<br /><br />But for now, SUMMER! WHoooo! When Jimmy gets back from France, we will begin filming our upcoming blockbuster, "Glass of Milk Man" - The story of an ordinary boy with the extraordinary power of turning into a glass of milk of his own accord. Jimmy uses his newfound power to fight the crime on the streets of Horsham, but soon a dangerous mob boss gets a little agitated by Jimmy, and his sidekick Josh, and their crime-fighting antics and things go a little pear-shaped for our hero.<br /><br />Hopefully it'll be on youtube by November.<br /><br />Other plans for the holidays is to spend as much time with friends as possible, get a job that doesn't involve having to wake up early in the holidays and on weekends and is a bit more stimulating than putting papers through doors (which sort of contradicts the first plan). Also, I'm sixteen soon so I plan to have some sorta party in Leechpool Woods, and hopefully I'll get some cash and I'm saving up my wages, so I can invest in a new iPod.<br /><br />I also just found out my friend Kirsty's plane had to crash land due to some mechanical error, so I'm pretty fuckin' worried at the moment. Hope she's alright. She WILL be alright.<br /><br />Everyone's going away this week, so I'm gonna be all lonely for a couple of weeks. Which is an opportunity for me to get nagged about coursework. Wheeey!<br /><br />Anyway, laters.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A very long quiz</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:52:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry, guys but I'm so, so bored right now:<br /><br /><br />1) Full Name: Joshua Ethan Tuesley<br /><br />2) Male/Female: Male.<br /><br />3) Were you named after anyone: Josh Hartnett?<br /><br />4) Does your name mean anything: It means Josh.<br /><br />5) Nick Name(s): Joshy. Splosh. Yoshi. Clyde. Mr Bond. Dickknob. There are more.<br /><br />6) What do you think you look like: As opposed to KNOWING what I look like? Is this question for blind people? I think I look... average?<br /><br />7) Date of Birth: 06.09.92<br /><br />8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Born in Crawley. Live in Roffey.<br /><br />9) Nationality: Scottish/English.<br /><br />10) Astrology Sign: Virgo.<br /><br />11) Chinese Astrology: Uh.. Monkey, I think.<br /><br />12) Religion: No thanks.<br /><br />13) What's your favorite smell: I don't know.<br /><br />14) Political Position: Free-thinker?<br /><br />15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning: A nice cuppa milky, sugary, caffeinated Nescafe coffee.<br /><br />16) Hair and Eye color: Dark brown hair. Hazel eyes.<br /><br />17) Do you look like anyone famous: Uh... Apparently about 1.32 seconds into the 30 Seconds to Mars video, I look like Jared Leto. I fuckin' wish.<br /><br />18) What do you look like: A person.<br /><br />19) Any unusual talents: Really stretchy skin. Oh, and I can be REEEAAALLY annoying.<br /><br />20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous: Depends. Ambidextrous sometimes. But overall, righty.<br /><br />21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: Straight.<br /><br />22) What do you do for a living: Atm, nothing of interest. Just shoving papers through doors. It ain't very stimulating.<br /><br />23) What do you do for fun: Fun endeavours.<br /><br />24) What Kind of material do you like to use: Be specific. Materials for what? What usage?<br /><br />25) What kind of materials would you like to work with: Um... Flesh?<br /><br />26) Have you met your grandparents: Yep.<br /><br />27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No.<br /><br />28) Crush: Yes.<br /><br />29) What celebrity would you date if you could: Scarlett Johanssen.<br /><br />31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): As in people I talk to online but have never met? Kirstiey. Daisy and Lorna but I rarely talk to them anymore.<br /><br />32) Favorite place to be: Julie's house. Goin' there in half an hour :]<br /><br />33) Least favorite place to be: School. Or jail. I've never been to jail but it doesn't sound appealing. Having said that, though, you do get free satellite TV. Ah, the luxuries of raping and murdering.<br /><br />34) Do you burn or tan: I tan. Which is unfortunate because I never go topless so most of my body is white. The rest is GOLD.<br /><br />35) Ever break a bone: Yeah, broke my wrist and snapped ligaments in my leg.<br /><br />39) Any brothers/sisters: NEIN!<br /><br />40) Any pets: Mum accidently boiled all the fish to death, to dad's anger. We have a cat and a dog.<br /><br />41) An Illness: No thank you.<br /><br />42) Pager: Nah.<br /><br />43) A personal phone line: I have one.<br /><br />44) A cell phone: I have one of them too.<br /><br />45) A visible birthmark: Yeah, it looks like Australia.<br /><br />46) A pool or hot tub: Yes please.<br /><br />47) A car: One day...<br /><br /><br />Decribe Your:<br /><br /><br />48) Personality: Um... I'll let someone that knows me do that cos I really can't.<br /><br />49) Driving: Never done it.<br /><br />50) Your clothing style: Jeans, T-shirt.<br /><br />51) Room: 90% of the time messy. In a loveable way. Everyone loves my room.<br /><br />52) What's missing: My iPod.<br /><br />53) School: Fascist.<br /><br />54) Bed: Comfy.<br /><br />55) Relationship with your parents: Good.<br /><br />56) Do you believe in yourself: Depends.<br /><br />57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: No - that's lust.<br /><br />58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yeah... well, it depends on whose talking.<br /><br />59) Have a future dream that you would like to share: I want to be... A DIRECTOR!<br /><br />Do you:<br /><br /><br />60) Get Along with your parents: Yep.<br /><br />61) Save your emails: They save automatically.<br /><br />62) Pray: No.<br /><br />63) Believe in reincarnation: I don't know all the ins and outs, but It's a nice theory. I hope it's true.<br /><br />64) Brush your teeth twice a day: Yep.<br /><br />65) Like to talk on the phone: Depends who I'm talking to.<br /><br />66) Like to eat: I like eating.<br /><br />67) Like to exercise: It's something to do.<br /><br />68) Like to watch sports: Why would you watch a sport? Just play it, it's far more productive.<br /><br />69) Sing in a car: I like to.<br /><br />70) What is a dream that you have all the time: Well I don't have dreams all the time, I have them when I'm sleeping and I don't usually get the same dream more than once.<br /><br />71) Dream in Color: Yup.<br /><br />72) Do you have nightmares: More often than not. I love nightmares though. They're fun.<br /><br />73) Sleep with... ]]></description>
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                <title>I've Done 100/120 (Questionably) Stupidest Things</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:35:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Level 1<br />(x) Smoked A Cigarette<br />(x) Smoked A Cigar<br />(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex<br /><br />SO FAR: 3<br /><br />Level 2<br />(x) Are / Been In Love<br />(x) Dumped someone<br />( ) Been Fired<br />(x) Been In A Fist Fight<br /><br />SO FAR: 6<br /><br />Level 3<br />(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person<br />(x) Skipped Class<br />( ) Slept With A Co-worker<br />(x) Seen Someone / Something Die<br /><br />SO FAR: 9<br /><br />Level 4<br />(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends<br />(x) Been To Paris<br />( ) Been To Spain<br />(x) Been On A Plane<br />(x) Thrown Up From Drinking<br /><br />SO FAR: 13<br /><br />Level 5<br />(x) Eaten Sushi<br />(x) Been Snowboarding<br />(x) Met Someone Through Internet<br />(x) Been in a Mosh Pit<br />SO FAR: 17<br /><br />Level 6<br />(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (You could say that)<br />(x) Taken Pain Killers<br />(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have<br />(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By<br />(x) Made A Snow Angel<br /><br />SO FAR: 22<br /><br />Level 7<br />( ) Had A Tea Party<br />(x) Flown A Kite<br />(x) Built A Sand Castle<br />( ) Gone mudding<br />(x) Played Dress Up<br /><br />SO FAR: 25<br /><br />Level 8<br />(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves<br />(x) Gone Sledging<br />(x) Cheated While Playing A Game<br />(x) Been Lonely<br />(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School<br /><br />SO far: 30<br /><br />Level 10<br />(x) Watched The Sun Set<br />( ) Felt An Earthquake<br />( ) Killed A Snake<br /><br />SO FAR: 31<br /><br />Level 11<br />(x) Been Tickled<br />(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized<br />( ) Been cheated on<br />(x) Been Misunderstood<br /><br />SO FAR: 34<br /><br />Level 12<br />(x) Won A Contest<br />( ) Been Suspended From School<br />(x) Had Detention<br />(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident<br /><br />SO FAR: 37<br /><br />Level 13<br />(x) Had / Have Braces<br />(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night<br />(x) Danced in the moonlight<br /><br />SO FAR : 40<br /><br />Level 14<br />(x) Hated The Way You Look<br />(x) Witnessed A Crime<br />(x) Pole Danced<br />( ) Questioned Your Heart <b>It's impossible to question your heart - it's a fucking organ! I HATE the expression that your heart contains your subconscious instinct.</b><br />(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes<br /><br />SO FAR: 44<br /><br />Level 15<br />(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud<br />( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World<br />(x) Swam in the ocean<br />(x) Felt like you where dying<br /><br />SO FAR: 47<br /><br />Level 16<br />( ) Cried to sleep<br />(x) Played Cops And Robbers<br />(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers<br />(x) Sang Karaoke<br />( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins<br /><br />SO FAR: 50<br /><br />Level 17<br />(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't<br />(x) Made Prank Phone Calls<br />(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose<br />(x) Kissed In The Rain<br /><br />SO FAR: 54<br /><br />Level 18<br />(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus<br />( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About<br />(x) Blown Bubbles<br />(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere<br /><br />SO FAR: 57<br /><br />Level 19<br />(x) Crashed A Party<br />( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People<br />(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading<br />(x) Had A Wish Come True<br />( ) Been Humped By A Monkey <b>Is that supposed to be funny? PAH!</b><br /><br />SO FAR: 60<br /><br />Level 20<br />( ) Worn Pearls<br />(x) Jumped Off A Bridge<br />(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"<br />( ) Swam With Dolphins<br /><br />SO FAR: 62<br /><br />Level 22<br />(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube<br />(x) Kicked A <strike>Fish</strike> crab<br />(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes<br />(x) Sat On A Roof Top<br /><br />SO FAR: 66<br /><br />Level 23<br />(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs<br />(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel<br />(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours<br />(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about<br /><br />SO FAR: 70<br /><br />Level 24<br />(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree<br />(x) Climbed A Tree<br />(x) Had/Been In A Tree House<br />( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone<br /><br />SO FAR: 73<br /><br />Level 25<br />(x) Believed In Ghosts<br />( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes<br />( ) Gone Streaking<br />( ) Visited Jail<br /><br />SO FAR: 74<br /><br />Level 26<br />(x) Played Chicken<br />(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on<br />(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger<br />(x) Broken A Bone<br />(x) Been Easily Amused<br /><br />SO FAR: 79<br /><br />Level 27<br />( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later<br />(x) <strike>Made A Porn Video</strike>/got asked to make one<br />(x) Caught A Butterfly<br />(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried<br />(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed<br /><br />SO FAR: 83<br /><br />Level... ]]></description>
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                <title>Whoops</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:14:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I never realized I had such a knack for offending people. Wonderful, innit?<br /><br />Anyway, work experience is fun. Been working in a graphic design studio for a week and today I went up to the pub with the guys from the studio. I haven't really had that much work cos it's been pretty busy, which is fine. I've mainly been on coffee and editing duties. And I finally know how to do the basics on photoshop, which is always useful. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Laters.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A Good Old Complaint</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:32:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>"When you don't eat, your body feeds off its fat supply. Maybe if you don't feed for long enough your body will eat your arse."</i><br /><br />Picture this:<br /><br />You're walking down to Waitrose to get yourself a bite to eat, and it just so happens that the pathway you're on is rather slim. Now, you could cross the road but there aren't any traffic lights and the traffic is fatal. But why cross the road anyway? You're on the right side of the street. But the only problem is, you're not going to get to Waitrose any time soon because there is someone in an electric wheelchair in front of you.<br /><br />Now, I am not prejudiced against the disabled but there is an incredibly thick line between disabled and lazy. Not even that, there is an even broader line between lazy and fucking obese. This guy, this woman, this THING, was clearly in a wheelchair because it was too fat and our wonderful, economic government had paid out for this lardarse to have a wheelchair - yes, a wheelchair. Because that'll help it to lose some fucking weight (?)<br /><br />I know it doesn't effect me, but the thing is, when you are stuck behind something that takes up the whole pavement (half of it taken by the wheelchair, and the other taken up by excess body fat spilling out either side), closely resembling what a human digestive system with slow metabolism and a large deal of cholesterol would look like, you tend to get a bit pissed off. This creature had food dripping down its endless amount of chins, and running down its top. Its top that seemed endless as it was clearly custom made to fit XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL humans. But no amount of fabric could hide the belly that was draped over its knees, so thick that you'd have to slice a good few inches into it with a surgical scalpel before it stops leaking beef dripping and starts leaking actual blood.<br /><br />The point I am making is, in the past three weeks I've seen at least eight people in this condition, and I live in Horsham - a relatively small town with no apparent obesity epidemic. I find it disgusting enough that people allow themselves to eat to the extent where they climb two steps of a staircase before collapsing and having a fucking heart attack. But what I find more disgusting is the NHS and the government and what not going:<br /><br />"Aw, you're tubby. What a damned shame. What have you done to deserve this? Here, have a motorized wheelchair and treat yourself to a nice steak."<br /><br />When really, what should be said is.<br /><br />"You are one fat motherfucker, you should cut down on your pork pies and invest in a treadmill - that's if you don't break the treadmill, you fat fuck. You're never gonna get laid if you're chest, I mean MAN TITS, are blocking the view of you're own dick."<br /><br />Maybe that'd knock some sense into them and they wouldn't have to be encouraged to be so lazy that they are immobile.<br /><br />JESUS!<br /><br />Another idea is to staple a helmet to an obese person's head with a fishing rod on the end. At the end of the rod would be a pork pie dangling just out of their reach. Then they'd spend the rest of their life plodding towards that pork pie that's just out of their grasp.<br /><br />PS: After finally getting to Waitrose, I bought myself a nibble and physically couldn't eat it because that fat guy put me off. The knob. Don't get me wrong, meat on bones is perfectly fine, but then adding gravy, lard, chocolate and beef dripping to the meat is just taking it too far.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>And another</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:13:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I don't wanna leave my journal on that downer so may I request more comments please, as they bring a smile to my face. And speaking of smiles, certain people should do it more. I don't like this post-pubescent stage everyone goes through where they feel the need to be depressed all the time, and thus upload photographs of themselves looking upset and stupid little "emo" pictures of cut wrists with captions like "I love you is 8 letters, then again, so is bullshit."<br /><br />It's a bit stupid tbh. I went through it, and I regret it. I was in Italy for two weeks when I was thirteen, and for those fourteen days, instead of admiring how beautiful the Italian scenery and lifestyle is, I spent it moping and whining. I wish I could go back with a more appreciative and mature viewpoint, and maybe with alot less black eyeliner.<br /><br />That's all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Pathetic Imagery</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 00:53:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, scrap that last journal. I officially have lost all guilt and sympathy and those emotions have just been replaced with pity and rage.<br /><br />As I mentioned before, I ended a serious relationship. And I didn't feel good about it and I did vow to continue to be her friend, however she can't even accept that and she resorted to doing something incredibly stupid and immature the other day that just drained any sympathy I had. So now I'm not even sure if I can manage a friendship with her.<br /><br />My best friend who is also one of the most insecure people I know was dumped after a two and a half YEAR relationship, and she didn't self-harm. My relationship was three and a half MONTHS. I know people go about things differently but one would use common sense to just accept what's happened, move on, and be happy in the knowledge that one day they will get over it. And not be so fucking selfish to family and friends. It's fucking inconsiderate. I have absolutely no respect for anyone who goes and does something as pathetic as that, because at this age you need to be REALLY fucked-up to actually mean it. And she isn't that fucked-up, she's just a typical insecure teenage girl, like I'm a typical insecure teenage boy. Except for me and a fucklot other people my age don't lack consideration and common sense. It's called angst, and it happens by default. Most people would recognize that fact and deal with it.<br /><br />We don't go about it like a child in Sainsbury's whose mother refused to buy them a plastic sword or a Nintendo DS, falling to the floor and banging their fists and screaming "IWANTITIWANTITIWANTIT".<br /><br />I know this sounds spiteful, but I don't mean it to be. I just hate attention-seeking (it may not be that but that's how it seems to me) and I can't stand it when people try to guilt trip me for doing something that benefits me. It's my fucking life, and I care about other people. Every once in a while it'd be nice if things go the way I want them to, and it's just a shame that it can hurt other people. Nothing was done in spite.<br /><br />Just to make things clear, I don't hate, or dislike this person. I just think what they did was pathetic, selfish and immature. Any chance of me crawling back with open arms and a shoulder to cry on has evaporated.<br /><br />GRR. Anyway, I've finished ranting. Good news is, I've been able to catch up with a lot of people I haven't been spending much time with in the past three and a half months, and it's been really good seeing them. I've missed it.<br /><br />So, tell me people, what's new?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Toodlepip</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 01:24:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just ended the most serious relationship I've ever been in because of the most pathetic reason ever: a "change of fucking heart". I feel a little bit like Hitler would feel if he had a conscience. Despite that, I still care about her a fuckload and I'm sorry that it ended so soon.<br /><br />On further news, I have 466 deviations yet to look at, and I am awful at sticking to that resolution. But on the resolution in which I mentioned I would cut down on weed, I am not spending anymore money on it for a very long time. And I intend to keep that up.<br /><br />Anyway, that's all. What's new with everyone else?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Good Ol' Yobbery</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 03:46:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Isn't it just the best thing when you're sitting in the middle of an open park in broad daylight with your girlfriend and a friend, just minding your own business about to indulge in a fun activity, when some blond cunt with an ego that could circle the sun four times comes hurtling towards your "emo" classed friend and dropkicks him in the head.<br /><br />What I love even more is when his six friends all start punching him in the head and pushing him about, unprovoked, as you try and defuse the situation by not knowing how to defuse the situation. The best part is when one of those lovely six or seven people notice you have a class C substance on you that, although socially unacceptable, paid for and enjoy using occasionally and leave your friend alone but then boot you in the face and punch you consistently while demanding that you hand over your substance.<br /><br />The best thing is when they don't actually give you a chance to give them your stuff because they're too fucking busy hitting you and kicking you. Then when you finally do give them the thing they never even came over for they kick you in the face and fuck off before anyone can get them.<br /><br />It's also lovely when they don't get caught despite the fact that not only did they attack you and your friend, but prior to doing that they smashed a litre bottle of vodka over another friend's head because they can.<br /><br />It's nice also that everyone they hurt was fifteen years young, and they were probably eighteen to twenty-one years old.<br /><br />Cunts.<br /><br />I'm not even joking here, but genocide against them sorts of people is probably a good action. I mean seriously, what shining lights of brilliance do those lovely kids bring in to this already dilapidated planet? Human beings that pick on other human beings merely because they can aren't doing anything worthy and therefore should fuck off and die somewhere.<br /><br />I sound like an old man here going "BRING BACK THE GALLOWS" but whatever. I don't get beat up all too often - I try not to make a habit of it - but there are people that go around starting shit with people because they get a kick out of it and they just keep getting away with it. What's the point?<br /><br />Well that's my rant over. How's everything with everyone else?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Things what have happened</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:09:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ain't journalled for a while. So let's do a check-up on my resolutions. >> As for number one, not a great deal has changed. I gotta get my act together. <br />>> I'm working on number two, but so far no luck despite 5 different applications. <br />>> Number three I'm attempting, but struggling a bit as I've lost contact very quickly with some people I used to hang out with all the time. <br />>>Number four is going well. I still mope and complain when I'm bored. <br />>> Ah, now the whole intention of this journal. Number six. Number six is working more than perfectly. Number six. Ahhhh number six. I love that number. It's the one I've accomplished. <br />>> And in accomplishing number six, I have succeeded at number seven and number eight, too. <br />>> Number nine is sort of working, I tend now to go into town and just hang around with whoever I bump into. <br />>> Number ten was going brilliantly apart from the past week. Damn the holidays. Damn Cadbury's dairy milk. Damn cheap cider and crispy 10bags. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. I'm grounded for the next three days so I'll exercise like it keeps my lungs working.<br />>> Number eleven isn't so good as I'm constantly out of money and there hasn't been a good opportunity to do so.<br />>> Twelve is... Sort of working. I should have specified. I went to Oxford street and Camden and Brighton. Been to all three before but... It counts.<br />>> Thirteen has its odd bursts but I tend to have writers' block when it comes to my novel.<br />>> Fourteen. Failing miserably.<br />>> Fifteen. I'm still shit with my money. I think the last thing I bought that wasn't a tobacco pouch were some boxers from Topman, or some Jelly Bellys.<br />>> Sixteen. I was doing well, and then half term happened. And then the holidays happened.<br />>> Seventeen... Failed.<br /><br />So there's the resolutions.<br /><br />Last Thursday my girlfriend dragged me to an Aiden concert. That's right. Aiden. wiL Francis came onstage with a lit cigarette (knob) and the later on declared "FUCK THE SMOKING BAN IN ENGLAND". Aiden's fanbase consists mainly of naive teenagers, and he, a grown man, is encouraging them all to smoke. Knob end. And the fucker had the nerve to cover one of the greatest love songs ever written. "There is a light that never goes out" by The Smiths. It was the only song I knew all the words to, and it weren't even their own. Tsk.<br /><br />What other stuff happened? Oh yeah, I spent three hours in the biggest Topshop in the UK with three girls (i was the only boy). It was like watching Bambi three times in a row but worse. Luckily, I rewarded myself with a trip to Camden so it's all good. And I got some boxers from Topman.<br /><br />Did I mention I have a girlfriend now? Haha. I sound like such a freak. Her name is Crystal and she's the complete opposite of me, but apparently looks like a much more feminine version of me. But that's as similar as it gets. I'm a socialist. And she's a patriot-bordering-nationalist. Imagine Joseph Stalin having a homosexual relationship with Mahatma Gandhi. I guess the theory that opposites attract is true. I love the Nazi.<br /><br />If I think of anymore interesting-but-not-really things to post, I'll let ya know. But there's a fairly positive update.<br /><br />Peace out, wankers.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />x<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Resolutions</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:00:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Right, here it goes. Stuff what I intend to make real in '08.<br />
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1. Revise more and pay more attention to academia.<br />
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2. Get a job with more brain-power and a bigger pay-cheque than "Paper boy."<br />
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3. Pay more attention to friends and try and work on relationships with old ones.<br />
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4. Meet new people and go to more of these social gatherings that people call "parties".<br />
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5. Do something instead of complaining and moping when I get bored.<br />
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6. Hopefully find a lasting  and wonderful relationship that I won't screw up and won't end badly, and potentially lose my virginity in the process (that damn virginity, following me around everywhere)<br />
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7. Gain some confidence while I'm at it.<br />
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8. Be more open and less skeptical of everything.<br />
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9. Alternate the groups I meet up with.<br />
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10. Work out more and be less lazy.<br />
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11. Visit Jacob in France.<br />
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12. Go to different places.<br />
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13. Finish writing my novel.<br />
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14. Give up smoking or just do it socially (so, technically, not giving up - just not doing it when I'm at home.)<br />
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15. Be more careful with my money.<br />
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16. Cut down on the weed.<br />
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17. Pay more attention to my deviantArt account on people on it (it's a minor one but I think I'm being a little selfish and lazy lately)<br />
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That's it for now. I don't expect to accomplish ALL these things this year but it's worth a shot. I've prioritized them so I know what ones I want to do more than others.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Starting Fresh</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:05:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Basically, I've become so lazy over the past few months that I've become overloaded with recent deviations and the like, so I've decided I'm gonna clear up my gallery, purge the deviants I don't pay that much attention to (sorry) and start from the beginning. Then I can keep up with things.<br />
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The only thing that I've not been overloaded with are comments. Ha.<br />
Oh well.<br />
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Sorry again for my laziness.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>An Apology</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:56:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 336 deviations and 42 messages.<br />
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Boy, do I feel lazy.<br />
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I'd like to say sorry to any of you who care if I comment their work, because I clearly haven't been paying too much attention to my fellow deviants at the moment. I'm slowly working through the journals, and I have viewed alot of the deviations, but I'm going through severe writer's block at the moment. Every so often I can shit out a couple of okayish poems but I can never think of anything to write for a comment (as Jimmy so fondly points out).<br />
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But yes, I'm sorry.<br />
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Anyone care to get anything of their chest in this journal? Cos I'm all ears.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hmm...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:40:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just thought I'd post something to cover up that old journal.<br />
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Here it is.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well, things suck</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:20:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This week has really made my year.<br />
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O' THANK YEE LORD FOR BLESSING THINE LIFE<br />
WITH THINE UNTIMELY COMPLICATIONS!<br />
THANK THEE FOR INFECTED LUNGS<br />
THANK THEE FOR CANCER<br />
THANK THEE FOR FAMINE DEATH AND DECAY<br />
O LORD, I NOW SEE THE DARK<br />
THAT YOU HATH SHINETH UNTO MY BEDCHAMBER.<br />
I SEE CLEARLY NOW<br />
YOU'RE NOT FUCKING REAL.<br />
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God is dead.<br />
And karma never was real.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My Gosh, I have been Tagged</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:52:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was tagged by Caroofy<br />
RULES:<br />
~> List ten things that are interesting about your art (and or poetry) and put it into your journal.<br />
~> Then choose 6 other deviants to tag so they can do this too.<br />
~> Put them into the journal so that they get informed that they've been tagged (better if you post it in their profile as a comment-)<br />
~> You can't tag the person who tagged you<br />
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1. Most of my songs are about my best friend<br />
2. I hate nearly everything I write<br />
3. I hate nearly everything I paint/draw.<br />
4. I think that profanity is sometimes necesary in songs.<br />
5. Songs are one of the few ways someone can express themselves without people judging them.<br />
6. Half the songs I write I forget the tune to.<br />
7. I used to write open poetry all the time but since I have started writing songs I find it hard to write an effective open song.<br />
8. If I can try to sound like Shaun Morgan in a song I will.<br />
9. I have written so many short stories you'd think I was a really shitty Stephen King.<br />
10. I end up singing lyrics randomly then writing them down later. I've never written a song without singing the lyrics in my head or to myself ages beforehand.<br />
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Now-<br />
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the rules:<br />
1. Post these rules:<br />
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves<br />
3. Tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts<br />
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1. I'm one of the people who actually mean it when they say "I like a bit of everything"<br />
2. I have a very odd phobia of chalk/pastels/charcoal.<br />
3. I think Hayley Williams is the hottest woman alive<br />
4. I get obsessed about things too easily<br />
5. I can't take anything seriously. Ever. Even when I wrote a "I'm still not over you" letter to my ex-girlfriend I included the word "ballbags"<br />
6. I wish I was less lazy<br />
7. I'm writing a book<br />
8. I wanna get freak wit u.<br />
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I will comment on the profiles of those who have been tagged ^.^<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Time to be Contreversial</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:17:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Underrated People  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
<a href="http://69tea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon69tea:" title="69tea"/></a> <a href="http://the-grim-rita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-grim-rita.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-grim-rita:" title="the-grim-rita"/></a> <a href="http://meth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/meth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmeth:" title="meth"/></a> <a href="http://squishedpumpkin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsquishedpumpkin:" title="squishedpumpkin"/></a> <a href="http://rustysocks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/rustysocks.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrustysocks:" title="rustysocks"/></a> <a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-mirrorball-man.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-mirrorball-man:" title="the-mirrorball-man"/></a> <a href="http://nanya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/nanya.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnanya:" title="nanya"/></a> <a href="http://cifuso.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/i/cifuso.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcifuso:" title="cifuso"/></a></div></div><br /><br />Okay, what I am about to see is going to sound rather cold-blooded and heartless, but to be honest I couldn't care less. I am getting sick to my stomach of tabloid journalism (or any articles to be honest) about Madeline McCann.<br />
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Do you realize how many people die every minute due to tragic circumstances?<br />
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Do you realize how there are so much more things in the world we should give a fuck about than a stranger?<br />
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She's dead. Face it. She's dead just like all those African kids that died every day before and after she got abducted. She's dead just like all those murder victims that no one did anything about.<br />
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I can understand that losing your daughter is probably the worst thing any parent can experience but to the rest of the world she is one stranger. She's not an entire malnourished race, nor is she the axis on which the Earth revolves around.<br />
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Every fucking newspaper is turning into a tabloid these days. You never get any important news it's all biased sport shite or gossip.<br />
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"OH MY FUCKING GOD BRITNEY ACTUALLY GOT DRUNK"<br />
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Seriously... Every single day the stories get more and more ridiculous.<br />
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<b> Edit </b> I probably came off sounding more like a bastard than I meant to so just to re-iterate things here's a reply to a comment from Caroofy:<br />
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<i>I was just saying there are children that go missing every day. Every day. This isn't an exaggeration. They get abducted and raped and killed and left for dead. Children that sometimes can't even say their first word. And two of the largest reasons the whole of the UK is crying out for Madeleine McCann is because A) It sells papers because and B) It happened in a foreign country.<br />
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You can call me cynical and heartless but I guess I'm not very optimistic and I only care about those close to me. I'm not telling her parents to shut up either. I'm telling the tabloids to shut up. If I was her father I'd be crying out for years, too. But there are more important things concerning the world that people (I say people and not persons because of course losing someone close to you would seem more important than the ever-rising piles of crap going on everywhere else) should be made more aware of (and I'm not talking global warming). Tragedies happen every day but in comparison to the consistent shit this world is currently facing (the UK especially) it adds up to a pinprick. I'm not saying it makes it right for people to go around stealing children and I'm not saying it's fine to "ignore" it, because pedophiles make me want to vomit and cut off my own testicles just for sharing the same gender as those bastards.</i><br /><br /><div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Stamps  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
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<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38253272/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/230/3/7/deviantART__not_deviantspace_by_poorjack.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43231916/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/322/6/3/Comment_Before_You_Favourite_by_BoffinbraiN.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span c... ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen from 69tea who stole it from Caroofy</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/13950569/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:42:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Underrated People  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
<a href="http://69tea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon69tea:" title="69tea"/></a> <a href="http://the-grim-rita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-grim-rita.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-grim-rita:" title="the-grim-rita"/></a> <a href="http://meth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/meth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmeth:" title="meth"/></a> <a href="http://squishedpumpkin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsquishedpumpkin:" title="squishedpumpkin"/></a> <a href="http://rustysocks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/rustysocks.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrustysocks:" title="rustysocks"/></a> <a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-mirrorball-man.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-mirrorball-man:" title="the-mirrorball-man"/></a> <a href="http://nanya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/nanya.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnanya:" title="nanya"/></a> <a href="http://cifuso.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/i/cifuso.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcifuso:" title="cifuso"/></a></div></div><br /><br />Birthplace: Crawley<br />
Current Location: Your bedroom<br />
Eye Color: Black as Satan's heart<br />
Hair Color: Black with red bits<br />
Height: Shorter than Sam, Julie and Kathleen<br />
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed<br />
Your Heritage: English, Scottish, Transformer<br />
The Shoes You Wore Today: THE DEVIL'S SHOES (prada)<br />
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Your Weakness: Maths and people<br />
Your Fears: People who I care about hating me<br />
Your Perfect Pizza: Sam on a pizza<br />
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish my book<br />
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: meh or okies<br />
Thoughts First Waking Up: Nightnight<br />
Your Best Physical Feature: Cock.<br />
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Your Bedtime: around 11<br />
Your Most Missed Memory: That person.<br />
MacDonald's or Burger King: They both suck<br />
Single or Group Dates: Group first then single<br />
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestlea: SHIIIITTTT<br />
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla<br />
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Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino<br />
Do you Smoke: Occasionally.<br />
Do you Swear: Yes because it makes me feel like a bigger man. <br />
Do you Sing: Yes. <br />
Do you Shower Daily: Yarp.<br />
Have you Been in Love: Think so<br />
Do you want to go to College: Yeah but more for the ex[perience than qualifications<br />
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Do you want to get Married: Who's asking?<br />
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes.<br />
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I spin round too much.<br />
Do you think you are Attractive: Not as attractive as Sam.<br />
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda<br />
Do you get along with your Parents: HELL YEAH<br />
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YEAH<br />
Do you play an Instrument: Drums and SAM'S MUM<br />
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In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yarp.<br />
In the past month have you Smoked: Yarp.<br />
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yarp.<br />
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Narp.<br />
Ever been Drunk: I have been drunk through a STRAW.<br />
Ever been Beaten up: Sorta. More punched very hardly in the face.<br />
Ever Shoplifted: Yarp.. <br />
How do you want to Die: SEPPUKU! Oh the mess will be spectacular<br />
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Like Michael James.<br />
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica.<br />
Number of CDs I own: Not enough.<br />
Number of Piercings: none<br />
Number of Tattoos: None.<br />
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Stuff.<br />
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In a Girl<br />
Favorite Eye Color: Blueeee<br />
Favorite Hair Color: Not fussy<br />
Short or Long Hair: At least shoulder length<br />
Height: shorter than me.<br />
Weight: Not like a beached whale.<br />
Best Clothing Style: Kinky.<br /><br /><div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Stamps  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
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<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38253272/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/230/3/7/deviantART__not_deviantspace_by_poorjack.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43231916/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/322/6/3/Comment_Before_You_Favourite_by_BoffinbraiN.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http:/... ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Twats</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/13539344/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:02:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Underrated People  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
<a href="http://69tea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon69tea:" title="69tea"/></a> <a href="http://the-grim-rita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-grim-rita.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-grim-rita:" title="the-grim-rita"/></a> <a href="http://meth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/meth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmeth:" title="meth"/></a> <a href="http://squishedpumpkin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsquishedpumpkin:" title="squishedpumpkin"/></a> <a href="http://rustysocks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/rustysocks.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrustysocks:" title="rustysocks"/></a> <a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-mirrorball-man.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-mirrorball-man:" title="the-mirrorball-man"/></a> <a href="http://nanya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/nanya.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnanya:" title="nanya"/></a> <a href="http://cifuso.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/i/cifuso.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcifuso:" title="cifuso"/></a></div></div><br /><br />Okay, here comes another stupid ramble.<br />
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Today I was in the library talking about stuff with Rob and Will when these two year 7s where trying to act all cool near us by saying how they "fucking hate chavs" and all that. And I get so angry when people just generalise and say all "chavs" are dicks.<br />
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I'm not one for labelling, but to save time I will say "chav". Anyway, I turned round to one and said "so you're saying everyone who wears sportswear and listens to differing styles of music to yourself is a chav and therefore a bad person" and he nodded, all smug, and said "it's true."<br />
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"So what do you consider yourself?" I asked. To which he replied "grunger". The I questioned the supposed-grunge music he listens to and he said Slipknot, 30 Seconds to Mars and Green Day. Now the category "grunger" suggests a taste in grunge music and I listed at least 10 REAL grunge bands and he had only heard of Nirvana. I hate how as soon as you get into secondary school you immediately divide yourself into "chavs" or "grunge/goth/emo/etc" and ALL have to be hateful little bastards.<br />
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What annoys me more is how they say "If I see a chav I'm gonna hit him so hard". What a bunch of bullshit. If they go around attempting to start fights with rival labels then they're just as pathetic as their "enemies". It's just making enemies to be cool and I hate it, and I hate this generation of kids.<br />
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And the next generation are probably gonna be born with stanley knives on them.<br />
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Yeah anyway, rant over.<br /><br /><div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Stamps  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
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<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38253272/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/230/3/7/deviantART__not_deviantspace_by_poorjack.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43231916/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/322/6/3/Comment_Before_You_Favourite_by_BoffinbraiN.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43394218/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/f/2006/324/1/e/Clean_up_dA_campaign_stamp_by_Roxcessories.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37996449/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/226/9/d/I_Support_Loud_Music_Stamp_by_Sora05.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45896895/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/003/e/f/anarchy_STAMP_by_peterdzign.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27890719/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/019/9/7/I_support_B00Bs_by_Zyphre.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/48729427/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/044/d/1/I_Kind_Of_Hate_Anime__by_mrsassypants.gif" wi... ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Feel Good Hit of the Summer</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/13202826/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 13:22:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Underrated People  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
<a href="http://69tea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon69tea:" title="69tea"/></a> <a href="http://the-grim-rita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-grim-rita.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-grim-rita:" title="the-grim-rita"/></a> <a href="http://meth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/meth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmeth:" title="meth"/></a> <a href="http://squishedpumpkin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsquishedpumpkin:" title="squishedpumpkin"/></a> <a href="http://rustysocks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/rustysocks.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrustysocks:" title="rustysocks"/></a> <a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-mirrorball-man.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-mirrorball-man:" title="the-mirrorball-man"/></a> <a href="http://nanya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/nanya.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnanya:" title="nanya"/></a> <a href="http://cifuso.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/i/cifuso.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcifuso:" title="cifuso"/></a></div></div><br /><br />I'd just like to post a rant about how annoying it is when people judge you for stuff.<br />
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In May I tried cannabis for the first time. I was curious to how it felt to get "high" and in all honesty it felt good. It's as if you're floating into the floor/bench/bed/etc and is a good feeling. And I would try it again. I wouldn't spend ridiculous amounts of money on it but I would try it again.<br />
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And I have to be secretive about this because I have friends that would judge me for being a bad person for trying it. Murder/rape/genocide/hate crimes make you a bad person. Kidnapping and raping a 7 year old girl makes you a bad person. Leaving your friends and family to fund your drink/drug/gambling person makes you a pretty shit person.<br />
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Trying a substance doesn't make me a bad person. People say "you can get addicted" or i could die but then again people become morbidly obese from eating too much and getting addicted to food, and people can die by shooting themselves or running in front of a bus. There are more dangerous things in the world than experimenting with a plant.<br />
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If you call someone a bad person for trying anything that could potentially damage their health than you might as well only communicate with people who have never left the room they were born in. It's so stupid.<br />
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I'm not excusing drug use, nor am I trying to make it sound perfectly harmless and good to do, I'm aware of the risks and all that but it hasn't altered any of my personality permanently.<br />
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Drugs are <b>bad</b><br />
Safe is <b>good</b><br />
Curiosity is <b>natural</b> <br />
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Anyway, that's my rant/confession over.<br />
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<i>PS: I'm so HAPPY *big grin* <u>no sarcasm</u></i>!!<br /><br /><div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Stamps  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
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<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38253272/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/230/3/7/deviantART__not_deviantspace_by_poorjack.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43231916/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/322/6/3/Comment_Before_You_Favourite_by_BoffinbraiN.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43394218/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/f/2006/324/1/e/Clean_up_dA_campaign_stamp_by_Roxcessories.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37996449/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/226/9/d/I_Support_Loud_Music_Stamp_by_Sora05.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45896895/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/003/e/f/anarchy_STAMP_by_peterdzign.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27890719/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/019/9/7/I_support_B00Bs_by_Zyphre.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-ho... ]]></description>
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                <title>Featured Deviations</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/13013126/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 12:21:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Underrated People  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
<a href="http://69tea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon69tea:" title="69tea"/></a> <a href="http://the-grim-rita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-grim-rita.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-grim-rita:" title="the-grim-rita"/></a> <a href="http://meth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/meth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmeth:" title="meth"/></a> <a href="http://squishedpumpkin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsquishedpumpkin:" title="squishedpumpkin"/></a> <a href="http://rustysocks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/rustysocks.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrustysocks:" title="rustysocks"/></a> <a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-mirrorball-man.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-mirrorball-man:" title="the-mirrorball-man"/></a> <a href="http://nanya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/nanya.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnanya:" title="nanya"/></a> <a href="http://cifuso.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/i/cifuso.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcifuso:" title="cifuso"/></a></div></div><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------<br />
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<i>Because I'm so nice and thoughtful, I picked the top 10 people on my watchlist and have decided to list three deviations I like from each one, and put a short intro on them. So, in no particular order they are...</i><br />
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<b> 1. 69tea </b><br />
Sam... He doesn't update his gallery that much any more but he never ceases to write some great love songs, and I'm looking forward to the next batch he will unleash upon us.<br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44602037/"><img src="http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/150/shared/poetry.jpg" width="150" height="125" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44658251/"><img src="http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/150/shared/poetry.jpg" width="150" height="125" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44658414/"><img src="http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/150/shared/poetry.jpg" width="150" height="125" /></a></span></span><br />
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<b> 2. Cifuso </b><br />
Again, never really updates the gallery but when he does, it is always amazingly painted, darkly disturbing masterpieces. Some of the paintings he has created make flesh crawl, but they are  morbidly beautiful in their own way.<br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24720336/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/264/3/8/The_Buffoon__Self_Portrait__by_cifuso.jpg" width="149" height="150" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37660425/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/264/7/5/Mexican_psychopath_by_cifuso.jpg" width="112" height="150" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28682025/"><img src="http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs13/150/f/2007/045/4/2/White_Ignorance_by_cifuso.jpg" width="150" height="118" /></a></span></span><br />
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<b> 3. Dickstarr </b><br />
Very good at the black humour. I first discovered his talent when I saw his unsettling characature of Fred Durst being sodomized with a mic stand, and then I discovered his many other talents. As well as illustrating horrific creatures and macabre settings, and drawing down the many ways to murder a celebrity he is also capable of producing adorable (still with a dark twist) children's poems and designing stylish album covers.<br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28452752/"><img src="http://tn1-2.deviantart.com/fs9/150/i/2006/031/a/b/False_Prophet_by_DickStarr.jpg" width="150" height="103" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26969166/"><img src="http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/fs8/150/i/2005/362/d/d/The_Red_Nose_Slain_Deer_by_DickStarr.jpg" width="150" height="106" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50460871/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs13/150/f/2007/067/3/1/Zombie_Pop_by_DickStarr.jpg" wid... ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 12:21:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Underrated People  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
<a href="http://69tea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon69tea:" title="69tea"/></a> <a href="http://the-grim-rita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-grim-rita.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-grim-rita:" title="the-grim-rita"/></a> <a href="http://meth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/meth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmeth:" title="meth"/></a> <a href="http://squishedpumpkin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsquishedpumpkin:" title="squishedpumpkin"/></a> <a href="http://rustysocks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/rustysocks.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrustysocks:" title="rustysocks"/></a> <a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-mirrorball-man.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-mirrorball-man:" title="the-mirrorball-man"/></a> <a href="http://nanya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/nanya.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnanya:" title="nanya"/></a> <a href="http://cifuso.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/i/cifuso.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcifuso:" title="cifuso"/></a></div></div><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------<br />
<i>Because I'm so nice and thoughtful, I picked the top 10 people on my watchlist and have decided to list three deviations I have like from each one, and put a short intro on them. So, in no particular order they are...</i><br />
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<b> 1. 69tea </b><br />
Sam... He doesn't update his gallery that much any more but he never ceases to write some great love songs, and I'm looking forward to the next batch he will unleash upon us.<br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44602037/"><img src="http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/150/shared/poetry.jpg" width="150" height="125" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44658251/"><img src="http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/150/shared/poetry.jpg" width="150" height="125" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44658414/"><img src="http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/150/shared/poetry.jpg" width="150" height="125" /></a></span></span><br />
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<b> 2. Cifuso </b><br />
Again, never really updates the gallery but when he does, it is always amazingly painted, darkly disturbing masterpieces. Some of the paintings he has created make flesh crawl, but they are  morbidly beautiful in their own way.<br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24720336/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/264/3/8/The_Buffoon__Self_Portrait__by_cifuso.jpg" width="149" height="150" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37660425/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/264/7/5/Mexican_psychopath_by_cifuso.jpg" width="112" height="150" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28682025/"><img src="http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs13/150/f/2007/045/4/2/White_Ignorance_by_cifuso.jpg" width="150" height="118" /></a></span></span><br />
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<b> 3. Dickstarr </b><br />
Very good at the black humour. I first discovered his talent when I saw his unsettling characature of Fred Durst being sodomized with a mic stand, and then I discovered his many other talents. As well as illustrating horrific creatures and macabre settings, and drawing down the many ways to murder a celebrity he is also capable of producing adorable (still with a dark twist) children's poems and designing stylish album covers.<br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28452752/"><img src="http://tn1-2.deviantart.com/fs9/150/i/2006/031/a/b/False_Prophet_by_DickStarr.jpg" width="150" height="103" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26969166/"><img src="http://tn1-4.deviantart.com/fs8/150/i/2005/362/d/d/The_Red_Nose_Slain_Deer_by_DickStarr.jpg" width="150" height="106" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50460871/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs13/150/f/2007/067/3/1/Zombie_Pop_by_DickStarr.jpg" width... ]]></description>
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                <title>Thankyou *Meth!!</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/12989904/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 14:03:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Underrated People  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
<a href="http://69tea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon69tea:" title="69tea"/></a> <a href="http://the-grim-rita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-grim-rita.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-grim-rita:" title="the-grim-rita"/></a> <a href="http://meth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/meth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmeth:" title="meth"/></a> <a href="http://squishedpumpkin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsquishedpumpkin:" title="squishedpumpkin"/></a> <a href="http://rustysocks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/rustysocks.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrustysocks:" title="rustysocks"/></a> <a href="http://the-mirrorball-man.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/the-mirrorball-man.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthe-mirrorball-man:" title="the-mirrorball-man"/></a> <a href="http://nanya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/nanya.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnanya:" title="nanya"/></a> <a href="http://cifuso.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/i/cifuso.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcifuso:" title="cifuso"/></a></div></div><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
*Meth <a href="http://meth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/meth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmeth:" title="meth"/></a> has kindly bought me a subscription so heres a thankyou to him. And I demand you check out his gallery.<br />
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<br />
Thanks Dan.<br />
<br />
<b>EDIT: </b> Woo! And now I have a cool journal CSS thingymajig. Courtesy of <a href="http://rzepak.deviantart.com">[link]</a> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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-----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><div class="holder"><div class="holdertitle"> Stamps  </div><div class="holdertext"><br />
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<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38253272/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/230/3/7/deviantART__not_deviantspace_by_poorjack.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43231916/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/322/6/3/Comment_Before_You_Favourite_by_BoffinbraiN.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43394218/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/f/2006/324/1/e/Clean_up_dA_campaign_stamp_by_Roxcessories.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37996449/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/226/9/d/I_Support_Loud_Music_Stamp_by_Sora05.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45896895/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/003/e/f/anarchy_STAMP_by_peterdzign.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27890719/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/019/9/7/I_support_B00Bs_by_Zyphre.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/48729427/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/044/d/1/I_Kind_Of_Hate_Anime__by_mrsassypants.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43985491/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/335/c/8/I_love_Dr_Cox_by_Hanratty_Stock.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/54416058/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/121/b/5/DickStarr_Stamp_by_MistressWit.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32165956/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/111/8/a/Trash_The_Hate_by_S3BR4.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/dev... ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Madeliene McCann and the MoD</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/12984254/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 23:33:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I can't imagine how terrible her parents feel right now, and I can sympathise with them and I really hope that whatever's happened, justice is served. Part of the problem were the Portaguese police who didn't do anything at first and then were going to call of the search only a week after the incident had taken place, and throughout they have been inaccurate and clumsy. And lazy.<br />
<br />
But I'm getting really annoyed at the moment with complete strangers to the family (e.g. everyone on my msn contact list) thinking they know the pain that family is going through, and also thinking that in the past couple of weeks McCann is the only person who is potentially dead, and therefore a rainbow should be put in their name or everyone should sign off for a minute.<br />
<br />
People die every two seconds and nobody bothers to dedicate anything to them or spend 2+ weeks dwelling on it. It;s stupid. If a doctor died they'll probably be lucky if they're even put in the obituaries of their local newspaper. And doctors save lives. But if Prince Harry got killed in Iraq, I bet 10 years from now the tabloids and such will be on about it like they stil won't shut the fuck up about Dianna.<br />
<br />
To be honest the monarchy do fuck all these days. It's always parliament. The Queen just reads and annotates parliaments decisions while her sons are spoilt dirty. It's quite pathetic.<br />
<br />
Another thing that's annoyed me this week is my friend said that people in the army should get discounts on stuff. Wrong. They signed up for that job, why do they need extra luxuries? Not only did they sign up for a job where they could get murdered but they signed up for a job that turns them into murderers, potentially. And my friends reason to back up his statement is that "they're saving our lives." That's wrong too. You don't save lives by taking other lives.<br />
<br />
And if they should get a discount for signing up for a job, cos that is effectively what he has stated, then that means i should get a discount because i'm a paper boy and my dad should get a discount cos he's a milkman and my mum should get a discount cos she's a PA and every teacher, tax collecter, estate agent and so on should get discounts because they have jobs.<br />
<br />
And if they get discounts for "saving lives" (even though they're not) then doctors, firemen, police, paramedics, vets and children who spend most of their life looking after their disabled and dying relatives etc. should get extra luxeries.<br />
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Rant over.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Attention please</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/12789995/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:24:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My friend Jimmy (otherwise known as phishfood69) usually send me links to funny stuff to watch on youtube but after viewing this:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXe3dQ21LQ0">[link]</a><br />
<br />
And this:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=602_1176050006">[link]</a><br />
<br />
I felt sick. If you disagree with whatever is said on there, put it in your journal to exploit these sick fucks even more and keep a look-out for any petetions. It's sick. Sick.<br />
<br />
I can't stop repeating that word. In the second video though, the dog with the bloody head... It is blinking. And it is still alive. And they are peeling the skin of those cats.<br />
<br />
Again, fucking depraved exploitive sick fucks.<br />
<br />
Also, please look around the net for any petetitions or organisations you can join to stop it cos... It's sick.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Stuff</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/12752277/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:23:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just felt like putting something positive here, rather than a rant that may/may not offend people. Like last time.<br />
<br />
So um...<br />
<br />
I really dunno what to say but the old entry was bugging me so here's a new one.<br />
<br />
"Suitable for vegetarians and vegans."<br />
-On the back of a bleach bottle.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>What the FUCK?!?!</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/12519620/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:09:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ At the moment, on the "popular" row on the deviantART home page... 3 out of the 4 selected deviations are manga/anime, two of which are fanart.<br />
<br />
It's not art. It's not art. IT'S NOT ART!<br />
It's the most unoriginal, boring mess of shit I have ever seen. And the fucking MANGA and ANIME that are just 2-D pictures of cute little characters winking while holding up fingers in a piece sign are getting all the views and daily deviations, while great artists on here are getting unnoticed. It's pathetic.<br />
<br />
I think if people want to come on here to post ART! They most first upload a portfolio of their work, while selected "judges" take a look at the portfolio and decide whether they're good enough or have enough potential to be put on this site, because every day it's become more and more like a myspace.<br />
<br />
It's pissing me off so much, and if you critique these so called "AMAZING MANGA ARTISTS!!!" and they throw a hissy-fit over it and condemn you, then throw an army of their bitches at you. It's so pathetic. First punk died, then grunge, then indie in general. And now art's started dying too.<br />
<br />
Fucking wonderful.<br />
<br />
Even if you aren't interested... Here's some stuff that should be taken off here:<br />
- Pictures of shoes (e.g. Converses raised in a circle shape, shot from a birds eye view)<br />
-  Pictures taken from above at an angle (e.g. myspace shots)<br />
- Tasteless anime (e.g. Misty and Ash from Pokemon having dry sex)<br />
- Talentless anime (e.g. Cute 2D doodles of Pokemon characters holding up two of their fingers and winking)<br />
- Anime fanART (e.g. Copying bits from manga movies/shows/comics)<br />
- Porn labelled as "artistic nude" (e.g. A vagina copied and pasted numerous times to look like a mosaic of twats)<br />
- Holiday snapshots<br />
- Shit things that took you 30 seconds to do on paint<br />
- Doodles from school excercise books (e.g. "this is ma m8 lolz luk at her i dru wel mahoosive titz on her lol itz wel funni")<br />
- Replicas of other people's art<br />
- Photos of you looking pretty (e.g most stuff by BellZ [even though he does have some amazing photos of OTHER stuff but not many, but the main reason he's popular is because he's good looking and has lots of pictures of him looking pretty with make-up on])<br />
- Not uploading any artwork on here... Just got an account cos all your friends have one and you wanna comment their stuff<br />
<br />
And just anything like that really.<br />
And that's all I have to say on that front. There's more I can rant about like how great people who have done so many good things in their life have bad things happen to them, while bastards live the good life. Or how if you have a baby daughter and then decide to go into war and get captured by Iraqi soldiers and then complain about never being able to see your daughter again you're a stupid fuck for abandoning her to go into war in the first place. Or how it's easy to say "I love you" to one of your best friends but it's never easy to tell them why.<br />
<br />
But I won't go into that.<br />
<br />
I think in my next journal I'm going to put my favourite deviation from my top 20 people on my watch list and give them all a mention.<br />
<br />
-Josh<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>R.I.P. Phil</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/12490689/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:52:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A few days ago I discovered that my friend, Phil Harrison, died of leukemia. Everyone thought he was getting better, but unfortunately we were wrong. He did so much for CLIC Sergeant and raised a lot of money for leukemia, and instead of sulking and being miserable about his illness, he tried so hard to make a difference. He didn't deserve what happened to him.<br />
<br />
We will miss him alot, and I hope his family are okay too.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen from The Mirrorball Man</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/12258924/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 13:49:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just take iTunes (or any equivalent program) and follow the instructions. <br />
<br />
Total number of tracks: 3594<br />
Total length: 9.4days<br />
<br />
Sort by song title:<br />
-First Song: #1 Crush - Garbage<br />
-Last Song: Zzyzx Road - Stone Sour<br />
<br />
Last Song Added: School - Nirvana<br />
First Song Added: If You Want Peace, Prepare For War - Children of Bodom<br />
<br />
Last Five Albums Added:<br />
1) Nirvana - From The Muddy Banks of the Wiskah<br />
2) AMEN - Gun of a Preacher Man<br />
3) Placebo - Once More With Feeling<br />
4) Alexisonfire - Crisis<br />
5) The Smiths Greatest Hits<br />
<br />
Sort by time:<br />
-Shortest Song: Rancid - Don Giovanni (0:35) <br />
-Longest Song: Dream Theatre - Change of Seasons<br />
<br />
First album: (What's The Story) Morning Glory - Oasis<br />
Last album: You'll Rebel To Anything (as long as it's not challenging) - Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
<br />
Top 10 Most Played Songs:<br />
1) System of a Down - Shimmy<br />
2) PenKnifeLoveLife - Words Collapse<br />
3) AMEN - Down Human<br />
4) Sepultura - Roots Bloody Roots<br />
5) Damien Rice - Rootless Tree<br />
6) Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies<br />
7) Superjoint Ritual - Fuck Your Enemy<br />
8) Our Lady Peace - Julia<br />
9) Nirvana - Lounge Act<br />
10) Enter Shikari - Mothership<br />
<br />
First five songs that comes up on Shuffle:<br />
1) Foo Fighters - Have it All<br />
2) The Specials - Ghost Town<br />
3) Iggy Pop - Loose<br />
4) Lamb of God - Suffering Bastard<br />
5) Del Amitri - Opposite View<br />
<br />
Search...<br />
"sex", how many songs come up?: 37<br />
"love", how many songs come up?: 119<br />
"you", how many songs come up?: 349<br />
"death", how many songs come up? 84<br />
"tax" how many songs come up? 1<br />
"hate", how many songs come up? 44<br />
"music" how many songs come up? 25<br />
"noise" how many songs come up? 9<br />
"silence" how many songs come up? 7<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Knobsworth</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/12255916/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:01:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have teamed up with Jimmy (phishfood69 <a href="http://phishfood69.deviantart.com">[link]</a>) to create another account where we'll be uploading our little critterish creations.<br />
<br />
None of the stuff on there will be an attempt of art, its just stuff that made us giggle. Enjoy.<br />
<br />
here's the link.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://knobsworth.deviantart.com">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Stolen, Once Again, From Zoe</title>
                <link>http://punkerbunker.deviantart.com/journal/11907285/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:27:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.<br />
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.<br />
<br />
1. Smoked- yes<br />
2. Consumed alcohol:- yup<br />
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex:- Yes<br />
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex:- Yes<br />
5. Kissed someone of the same sex: - yes<br />
6. Had sex: - nope <br />
7. Had someone in your room other than family: - yes<br />
8. Watched porn: yesh<br />
9. Bought porn: - no<br />
10. Done drugs:- do poppers count? if so, yes.<br />
TOTAL: 8<br />
<br />
1. Taken painkillers: yes<br />
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine: - yes<br />
3. Lied to your parents.- yes <br />
4. Lied to a friend.- yes<br />
5. Snuck out of the house.- yeah, once.<br />
6. Done something illegal.- yes<br />
7. Cut yourself.- yes<br />
8. Hurt someone.- yes<br />
9. Wished someone to die.- yesh<br />
10. Seen someone die.- nope<br />
TOTAL: 9<br />
<br />
1. Missed curfew- yes <br />
2. Stayed out all night.- yeah<br />
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.- nope<br />
4. Been to a therapist.- counciller? if so, yes.<br />
5. Been to rehab.- No.<br />
6. Dyed your hair.- yeah<br />
7. Received a ticket.  no<br />
8. Been in an accident.- yep<br />
9. Been to a club.  Yes<br />
10. Been to a bar. - Yes<br />
TOTAL: 7<br />
<br />
1. Been to a wild party. - unfortunately, nope. <br />
2. Seen the Mardi Gras.  No<br />
3. Drank more than four beers in a night.  yeah<br />
4. Had a spring break in Florida.  no<br />
5. Sniffed anything.  yesh.<br />
6. Wore black nail polish. - yup<br />
7. Wore arm bands.- yes<br />
8. Wore t-shirts with band names.- yes<br />
9. Listened to rap.- yes<br />
10. Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD.  No. Never.<br />
TOTAL: 6<br />
<br />
1. Dressed gothic.  yes<br />
2. Dressed prep.  yes<br />
3. Dressed punk.  yes<br />
4. Dressed grunge.  yes<br />
5. Stole something. yesh<br />
6. Been too drunk to remember anything. - i could remember SOME of it<br />
7. Blacked out.  yep<br />
8. Fainted. - isnt that blacking out? yeah<br />
9. Had a crush on a neighbor.  don't think so<br />
10. Had someone sneak into your room.  yeah.<br />
TOTAL: 10<br />
<br />
1. Snuck into someone else's room.- yup<br />
2. Had a crush on your best friend.  yup<br />
3. Been to a concert.- yes<br />
4. Dry-humped someone.  hehe... yes<br />
5. Been called a slut. - nope<br />
6. Called someone a slut.- yes<br />
7. Installed speakers in your car. - nope<br />
8. Broken a mirror.- yeah<br />
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.  yes<br />
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.- no<br />
TOTAL: 7<br />
<br />
1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. no<br />
2. Been an R-rated movie in theater. yesh<br />
3. Cruised the mall.  Yes.<br />
4. Skipped school.- once<br />
5. Had surgery.- nope<br />
6. Had an injury.- Yes.<br />
7. Gone to court. nope<br />
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. yeah, but i didnt eat anything either hehehe<br />
9. Caught something on fire.  yesh <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
10. Lied about your age.  yup<br />
TOTAL: 7<br />
<br />
1. Owned/rented an apartment.  no<br />
2. Broke the law in the police's presence. - not intentionally. I got pulled up for swearing in public. So that's probably a no.<br />
3. Cheated on someone.- not really. it's complicated.<br />
4. Got in trouble with the police. nope<br />
5. Talked to a stranger.- Yes.<br />
6. Hugged a stranger.  Yesh.<br />
7. Kissed a stranger.  Yesh, THEY came on to ME!<br />
8. Rode in the car with a stranger.  Yeah... to hospital...<br />
9. Been harassed.- Yep.<br />
10. Been verbally harassed. yes<br />
TOTAL: 6<br />
<br />
1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online. yes<br />
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight.- no, i'm not THAT sad.<br />
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.- yes<br />
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight.- again, not THAT sad.<br />
5. Been to a fair.- yeash.<br />
6. Been called a bad influence.- yes<br />
7. Drink and drive.  no<br />
8. Prank-called someone.- yup<br />
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.- Yes.<br />
10. Cheated on a test.- yep<br />
TOTAL: 7<br />
<br />
GRRRAAAAAND TOTAL: 67<br />
<br />
Damn...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cowards</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 14:28:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, this is a rant about a guy who I won't even bother keeping a secret - Perry Brazil. Perry is short for his age, and has a disease which I can only describe as little man syndrome.<br />
<br />
What Perry does is, everytime he's out he will target people who don't dress, walk, talk and think like him. I like to call this totalitarianism. Then, what he does, is he taunts them, trying to provoke any sort of reaction. They usually say "fuck off", like one does. And maybe strikes up a comment about his size. As he could probably fit in your pisshole.<br />
<br />
As soon as you even hint at a retaliation, he runs up to Horsham Superbowl, yells out to his gangsta posse, and orders an attack on the person who "insulted" him. Then he sits back and watches as his gang target the one person, and "smash 'em in".<br />
<br />
This is what happened to me Saturday, as I have already mentioned. And to be honest I respect the people who split my lip open more than I respect Perry. Perry talks the talk, but he never actually walks it. When he says "I'm gonna smash you up", it translates as "I'm a fucking pussy, so I'm going to get 30 of my mates to smash you up."<br />
<br />
Occasionally he might slap you on the cheek, but never hard. That's if he can reach. If he cannot reach he may try and bite your ankles, but again that is if he can jump that high. But at the end of the day, he is about as strong and willing to fight as a pleb. And not a pleb as in "pervert". A pleb as in someone without limbs. And whereas a pleb may be charismatic enough to break you through verbal abuse, Perry cannot even manage that.<br />
<br />
For example, here is a typical "conversation" with the child.<br />
<br />
PERRY: Hey look at you, ya emo fag.<br />
ME: I am not an emo.<br />
PERRY: Yesh y'ar look at yer fucking t-shirt.<br />
ME: I've already seen it, thanks.<br />
PERRY: You look like a dick.<br />
ME: Do I? Do penises have limbs? Maybe you should get your facts right before you insult me.<br />
PERRY: You bein lairy?<br />
ME: I don't know, you tell me? Did I start this argument?<br />
PERRY: I'll fucking end it.<br />
ME: Good, because it's getting boring.<br />
PERRY: You think you're so fucking hard don't you.<br />
ME: I'm only hard when I'm fucking.<br />
PERRY: You dick.<br />
ME: Haven't we been through this?<br />
PERRY: I'm gonna smash your face in.<br />
ME: Then do it already.<br />
PERRY: I will!<br />
ME: Okay, then...<br />
PERRY: I'll fucking kill you.<br />
ME: Okay... Go on, then...<br />
PERRY: I will...<br />
ME: I'm not disagreeing. Are you planning to do it any time soon? because I want to get an album that you listen to, and don't throw at random strangers and I want to know if I have enough time before you mash me up.<br />
PERRY: Fuckin boff.<br />
ME: In french that means "soso".<br />
PERRY: Dick...<br />
<br />
And it continues like that. Over. And over. And over. Until sometimes you just want him to kill you so you don't have to listen to his fuckwitted comebacks. But in the end, he just runs off to the bowling alley to get 30 or so hardjobs to do it for him. Now, I dunno about you but I think this is cowardly and he should learn to fight his own goddamned battles.<br />
<br />
It won't stunt his growth, and it might show that he's not fucking GOD! I hate him. So very much.<br />
<br />
Anyway that's all.<br />
Laters<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>6 Stitches and Bruised</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:50:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yesterday I got my lip split open, and beaten up by a large gang of chavs.<br />
<br />
Here's the statement I wrote so I don't have to bother writing a journal about it.<br />
<br />
"I cant remember a lot of it but it started at roughly 2.30pm, when me and a few friends were walking in Horsham park towards the bowling alley. Perry Brazil and a few of his friends started following us, mainly targeting Jozef, and insulted my friend Georgia. And they did this for no reason so I retaliated telling them to leave her alone (I cant remember exactly what I said but it wouldnt have been considered polite.)<br />
<br />
When we were outside the bowling alley, Perry ran inside after calling out to Jozef saying: You wait there, Jozef. He went inside and we continued walking into town via the subway underneath the main road. When we had come out of the subway Perry was running after us with a larger group than before so I ran up to warn Jozef that Perry was on his way.<br />
<br />
It didnt take long before Perry started half-wittingly insulting Jozef, and I got annoyed so I diverted his attention way from Jozef by telling him to leave him alone. Then Perry started insulting me, and I tried to outwit him. More and more people started joining Perrys gang as we continued towards the entrance for Swan Walk, and Perry was getting aggravated.<br />
<br />
My friends and I got annoyed with them following us, so we waited next to a security guard in Swan Walk. Perry than called Jozef a little pussy, so I said, youre calling him short? (Because Perry is very small). He then asked me to come out of Swan Walk and repeat that to his face, so I did. And he did nothing so I just went in Swan Walk while an older boy, a few inches taller than me with dark brown/black hair smoking a cigarette started telling me to get outside. And the idea of being punched by a completely stranger didnt seem appealing so I said that Id rather stay indoors. I then got bored of waiting for the security guards to do something about it and went outside with the rest of my friends.<br />
<br />
I noticed they were following us so we went to Sainsburys, a busy public place, but when we went back outside it seemed okay to go back out. I had lost a few of my friends and attempted to find them. When I did, they started running, and I looked behind and a huge group of Perrys had started running towards me. I zig-zagged in and out of the roads hoping a car would cause some kind of diversion, but in the end I gave up as soon as the boy who was smoking the cigarette pushed me into a glass window.<br />
<br />
I felt someone punched me in the face then went dizzy, and I was aware I was being hit but I couldnt do anything about it, and then when I woke up my friend Poppy and her boyfriend (I think) were carrying me down the road, shouting things which I couldnt understand. I looked back and saw a tall figure punching the boys who had attacked me, but my vision was blutrry. When everything came back into focus Poppy informed me my lip was split open, and I spat out a gob of blood. I was very disorientated so I could barely remember the attack.<br />
<br />
A kind woman driving a red car pulled up next to us, and Poppy, Jimmy and myself got into the car. I dont remember much but I think I coughed and blood went on her window, so I apologised to her. Not that its relevant. I called emergency services as we pulled outside Horsham hospital.<br />
<br />
Soon, a policeman joined us, and I explained very briefly what had happened. Then my mum and Jozef joined us. Mum took Jozef, Jimmy and me to Crawley hospital, and I got many calls from friends. But I dont know for sure.<br />
<br />
I later went to East Grinstead hospital where I received 6 stitches in my lip.<br />
<br />
I thought it was about 15 people that had ganged up on me, and one person that had punched me but after asking a lot of my friends who had witnessed it, I was told there were about 25 of them, and I got punched by 3  5 of them."<br />
<br />
So that pissed me off alot because all I was doing was standing up for my friends, and they decided to smack my face in. Also I have to drink through a straw at the mo, and that's not very convenient. But it's okay because the straw has a huge skeleton on it.<br />
<br />
And the police are involved so if they do it again I'm taking it to court, and Perry even dropped a name into the police of one of the guys who hit me so I can use that against him if he tries to pull any more shit. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
But I have a swollen cheek and lip, several bruises to the head, one on my leg and I was winded.<br />
<br />
luff xx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Glock</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:07:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was just browsing along the web and I came across this website.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.glock.com/">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Now, when gun manufacturer's have official websites that promote the use of firearms, you know how fucking sick the world is.<br />
<br />
Instead of wasting a tonne of money making that kind of crap, the government really should be spending it on better things.<br />
<br />
..Fucking pathetic.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Everyone's in Rehab</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 14:07:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today I hung out with a bunch of guys I'd been slagging off for the past few weeks and I feel, even though theyre unaware I've been a two faced bastard, that I owe them an apology: so here it is.<br />
<br />
The only reason I thought I hated you guys was because I'm bitter about something that happened in the past and I REALLY need to get over that. So I'm sorry for everything I've said.<br />
<br />
Also, I just want to make the message clear. If you assume someone is a bad person on account of smoking, drinking, fucking, or doing anything that's considered "anti-social" unless they generally are a bad person - then you're fascist. And that's all there is to it. If you assume that people are bad because they arent like you, or they dont think the same as you or make/laugh at the same jokes as you then you're a fascist.<br />
<br />
I'm incapable of hatred. Anger - yes. Contempt - yes. Hatred - no. I cannot hate someone, I can just be bitter about them. But at the end of the day I'm still able to have a good time with them most of the time.<br />
<br />
And is there a fucking switch on me because I think I change round different people, and I hate it. I Hate it so much (wow, now I'm a hypocrite). I don't know what I am or how I feel. things could be worse. I could be castrated... I could be buried alive... But still, I'm pissed at the way I feel. Meh. Ce la vit (if that's how you spell it)<br />
<br />
That is all.<br />
<br />
Oh, and also ZOE IS COMING OVER THIS WEEKEND!!!<br />
<br />
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!<br />
<br />
That is all xx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>And stolen from Poppy</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:28:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I seriously can't muster up enough words to make a whole journal entry created only by myself, so I will continue to steal quizzes until I can think of what to say. So here we go.<br />
<br />
Here's how it goes. If you've seen over 80 movies, you have no life. <br />
(thats bullshit, my family own more than 80 movies and they have lives)<br />
Mark the ones you've seen.<br />
<br />
There are 169 movies on this list.<br />
<br />
Put your score in header and repost<br />
<br />
(x) Nacho Libre<br />
(x) Grease<br />
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean <br />
(x) Pirates of the caribbean 2 <br />
( ) orange country<br />
(x) The Green Mile<br />
(x) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory <br />
( ) Neverending Story<br />
(x) Blazing Saddles<br />
(x) Airplane!<br />
(x) Red Eye<br />
( ) Stick It<br />
( ) She's the Man<br />
( ) 8 Mile<br />
<br />
Total so far: 9<br />
<br />
(x) The Princess Bride <br />
( ) SNL's The Best of Will Ferrell<br />
( ) Napoleon Dynamite <br />
( ) Fun With Dick and Jane <br />
(x) Saw<br />
( ) Saw II<br />
( ) Saw III<br />
( ) White Noise<br />
( ) White Oleander<br />
( ) Anger Management<br />
(x) 50 First Dates<br />
( ) The Princess Diaries <br />
<br />
<br />
Total so far: 12<br />
<br />
(x) Scream<br />
(x) Scream 2<br />
(x) Scream 3<br />
(x) Scary Movie<br />
( ) Scary Movie 2<br />
( ) Scary Movie 3<br />
( ) Scary Movie 4<br />
(x) American Pie<br />
(x) American Pie 2<br />
( ) American Wedding<br />
( ) American Pie Band Camp <br />
<br />
Total so far: 18<br />
<br />
(x) Harry Potter<br />
(x) Harry Potter 2<br />
(x) Harry Potter 3<br />
(x) Harry Potter 4<br />
( ) Resident Evil 1<br />
(x) Resident Evil 2<br />
( ) The Wedding Singer<br />
( ) Cinderella Man<br />
(x) the village<br />
(x) Lilo & Stitch <br />
<br />
Total so far: 25<br />
<br />
(x) Finding Nemo<br />
( ) Finding Neverland<br />
(x) Signs<br />
(x) The Grinch<br />
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre<br />
( ) White Chicks<br />
(x) Butterfly Effect<br />
( ) 13 Going on 30<br />
(x) I, Robot<br />
(x) Robots <br />
<br />
Total so far: 31<br />
<br />
(x) Dodgeball<br />
( ) Universal Soldier<br />
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events <br />
( ) Along Came Polly<br />
(x) Deep Impact<br />
( ) KingPin<br />
(x) Meet The Parents<br />
( ) Meet the Fockers<br />
( ) Eight Crazy Nights<br />
( ) Joe Dirt<br />
(x) King Kong (2005) <br />
<br />
Total so far: 36<br />
<br />
( ) A Cinderella Story<br />
( ) The Terminal <br />
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie <br />
( ) Passport to Paris<br />
(x) Dumb & Dumber<br />
( ) Dumber & Dumberer<br />
( ) Final Destination<br />
( ) Final Destination 2<br />
( ) Final Destination 3 <br />
(x) Halloween<br />
( ) The Ring <br />
( ) The Ring 2<br />
( ) Surviving X-MAS<br />
(x) Flubber <br />
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle<br />
( ) Practical Magic<br />
(x) Chicago<br />
( ) Ghost Ship<br />
( ) From Hell<br />
(x) Hellboy<br />
( ) Secret Window.<br />
( ) I Am Sam<br />
( ) the whole nine yards <br />
<br />
Total so far: 41<br />
<br />
(x) The Day After Tomorrow <br />
(x) childs play<br />
( ) seed of chucky<br />
( ) bride of chucky<br />
( ) 10 Things I About You<br />
( ) Just Married<br />
( ) Gothika<br />
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street<br />
( ) Sixteen Candles<br />
( ) Remember the titans<br />
( ) Coach carter<br />
(x) The grudge<br />
(x) The Mask <br />
( ) Son of the mask<br />
<br />
Total so far: 45<br />
<br />
(x) Bad Boys<br />
( ) Bad Boys 2<br />
( ) Joy Ride<br />
( ) Lucky Number Sleven <br />
(x) Ocean's Eleven<br />
(x) Ocean's Twelve<br />
( ) Identity<br />
( ) Lone Star<br />
( ) Bedazzled<br />
(x) Predator I<br />
(x) Predator II<br />
( ) Superstar <br />
(X) Ice Age<br />
(x) Ice Age 2 The Meltdown<br />
<br />
Total so far: 52<br />
<br />
(x) Independence Day<br />
( ) Cujo <br />
( ) A Bronx Tale<br />
( ) Darkness Falls <br />
( ) Christine<br />
(x) ET<br />
( ) Scared of so badly<br />
(x) Children of the Corn<br />
( ) My Boss' Daughter<br />
( ) Maid in Manhattan<br />
(x) Monsters Inc.<br />
(x) War of the Worlds<br />
(x) Rush Hour <br />
(x) Rush Hour 2<br />
<br />
Total so far: 59<br />
<br />
( ) Best Bet<br />
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days<br />
( ) She's All That<br />
( ) Calendars<br />
( ) Sideways<br />
(x) Mars Attacks <br />
( ) Event Horizon<br />
( ) Ever After<br />
(x) Forrest Gump<br />
(x) Big Trouble in Little China<br />
(x) The Terminator<br />
(x) The Terminator 2<br />
(x) The Terminator 3<br />
<br />
Total so far: 65<br />
<br />
(x) X-Men 1 <br />
(x) X-Men 2 <br />
(x) X-Men 3 <br />
(x) Spider-Man<br />
(x) Spider-Man 2<br />
( ) Sky High <br />
( ) Jeepers Creepers<br />
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2<br />
(x) Catch Me If You Can<br />
( ) The Others<br />
(x) Freaky Friday <br />
(x) Reign of fire<br />
( ) Cruel Intentions<br />
( ) Cruel Intentions 2<br />
( ) The Hot Chick<br />
(x) Shrek<br />
(x) Shrek2 <br />
<br />
Total so far: 75<br />
<br />
( ) Swimfan<br />
(... ]]></description>
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                <title>Three Guesses What This is And Who It's From</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:17:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...You getting bored yet?<br />
<br />
Name: Yoshi Ethan Tuesley <br />
Age: 14<br />
Todays Date: 5/Jan/07<br />
Time: 16:27<br />
Residence: a house on a road <br />
<br />
This or That<br />
<br />
Pepsi or Coke?: coke<br />
<br />
Chocolate or Fruit?: apples and strawberries own your chocolate<br />
<br />
Guy or Girl?: I like girlssss <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
Piercings or Tattoos?: Tattoos on men, piercings on women. <br />
<br />
School or Work?: Work, at least you get to choose what you do for a living.<br />
<br />
Good or Bad?: Good <br />
<br />
Black or White?: black <br />
<br />
Christmas or X-mas? Does it matter?<br />
<br />
Stupid Questions<br />
<br />
Whats on the left side of you?: The Crow, Spaced: The definitive edition DVDs and a stack of CDs<br />
<br />
Whats on the right side of you?: My iPod and speakers. <br />
<br />
Whats your favorite number?: 18<br />
<br />
Whats your favorite letter?: ...Shut up.<br />
<br />
Whats your cat's name?: Garfield. Did have three others called Emma, Frasier and Oscar but they died. <br />
<br />
Do you even have a cat?: No, I was lying...<br />
<br />
Whats your dog's name?: Tia<br />
<br />
Do you even have a dog?: No, I was lying...<br />
<br />
Do you like kids?: IT depends on the age range. Ages 3 - 11 really piss me off most of the time.<br />
<br />
Do you like people?: not particularly. <br />
<br />
Are you a freak?: Do bears shit in the woods? <br />
<br />
Are you crazy?: No such thing.<br />
<br />
Do you believe in God?: Kinda... I think anyone can play god of thier own lives. so everyone, in effect, is a little god.<br />
<br />
Music<br />
<br />
What's your favorite band?: so many to choose.<br />
<br />
What's your favorite song?: at the moment, Rootless Tree by Damien Rice, Set Fire To The Third Bar - Snow Patrol, What it's Like - Everlast and some others.<br />
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What's your favorite type of music?: grunge, (old) punk, grindcore, screamo, metal, acoustic, pop (as in... Alanis Morisette/Beatles type pop, not the electronic shit you get these days), some emo, hardcore, and it goes on. Most things excluding RnB.<br />
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Place an X by all of the things you've done, or remove the X from the ones you have not. Have you:<br />
<br />
(x) Smoked a cigarette?<br />
<br />
( ) Crashed a friend's car?<br />
<br />
( ) Stolen a car?<br />
<br />
(X) Been in love?<br />
<br />
(x) Been dumped?<br />
<br />
(x) Shoplifted?<br />
<br />
( ) Been fired?<br />
<br />
(x) Been in a fist fight<br />
<br />
( ) Snuck out of your parent's house?<br />
<br />
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back<br />
<br />
( ) Been arrested? <br />
<br />
( ) Gone on a blind date?<br />
<br />
(x) Lied to a friend?<br />
<br />
(x) Skipped school?<br />
<br />
( ) Seen someone die? <br />
<br />
( ) Been to Canada?<br />
<br />
( ) Been to Mexico? <br />
<br />
(X) Been on a plane?<br />
<br />
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire? <br />
<br />
(x) Eaten sushi?<br />
<br />
(x) Been skiing or water skiing?<br />
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(x) Met someone from the internet?<br />
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(x) Been to a concert?<br />
<br />
(x) Taken painkillers?<br />
<br />
(X) Love someone or miss someone right now?<br />
<br />
(X) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?<br />
<br />
( ) Made a snow angel?<br />
<br />
( ) Had a tea party?<br />
<br />
( ) Flown a kite? <br />
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(X) Built a sand castle?<br />
<br />
(X) Gone puddle jumping?<br />
<br />
(x) Played dress up?<br />
<br />
(X) Jumped into a pile of leaves?<br />
<br />
( ) Gone sledding?<br />
<br />
(x) Cheated while playing a game? <br />
<br />
(x) Been lonely?<br />
<br />
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school? <br />
<br />
( ) Used a fake ID? i know plenty who have though<br />
<br />
(X) Watched the sun set?<br />
<br />
( ) Felt an earthquake?<br />
<br />
(X) Slept beneath the stars?<br />
<br />
(X) Been tickled?<br />
<br />
( ) Been robbed? in a way... <br />
<br />
(X) Been misunderstood?<br />
<br />
( ) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo/jackalope?<br />
<br />
(X) Won a contest?<br />
<br />
( ) Run a red light/stop sign?<br />
<br />
( ) Been suspended from school?<br />
<br />
(x) Been in a car crash?<br />
<br />
(x) Had braces? <br />
<br />
(X) Felt like an outcast/third person? <br />
<br />
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night? <br />
<br />
(X) Danced in the moonlight?<br />
<br />
(X) Liked the way you looked? (sometimes)<br />
<br />
(x) Witnessed a crime/Been part of a crime? <br />
<br />
(X) Questioned your heart?<br />
<br />
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes?<br />
<br />
(X) Squished mud through your bare toes? <br />
<br />
(X) Been lost?<br />
<br />
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country?<br />
<br />
(X) Swam in the ocean?<br />
<br />
(X) Felt like dying?<br />
<br />
( ) Cried yourself to sleep?<br />
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(X) Played cops and rob... ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen, yet again, from Zoe</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:33:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Agh quiz thingys... I bet you get bored of these <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br />
<br />
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1. What's your favorite color?<br />
flourescent lime green<br />
<br />
2. Are you listening to music?<br />
Yup.<br />
<br />
3. If yes, what are you listening?<br />
My iTunes library. Currently "Streamline" by System of a Down. <br />
<br />
4. What is your favorite genere of music?<br />
Most good things. It varies from the Beatles and Alanis Morissette to Otep and Lamb of God. You get me?<br />
<br />
5. Where do you live?<br />
Whoresham. Apparently 2nd best place to live in the country... Don't reeeaaaally see how.<br />
<br />
6. What is your current mood?<br />
Um... Nervous? and tired.<br />
<br />
7. What are you going to do today?<br />
Not a goddamn clue.<br />
<br />
8. If you could have 3 wishes what would they be?<br />
She fines the goddamn note and feels the same way <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br />
More interesting stuff happened.<br />
I could get drunk new years eve instead of watching other people get drunk.<br />
<br />
9. What time is it now?<br />
11.24am<br />
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10. What do you hate the most in your life?<br />
being scrutinised because if I'm a teenager I must definately be a troublesome knob-faced gimp-suit. And also I hate the fact that nothing interesting really happens round here.<br />
<br />
11. Have any pets?<br />
a dog, a cat, and three fish. and fleas.<br />
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12. If yes, what are there names?<br />
Tia(dog), Garfield (cat), fish, fish, fish and fuckingannoyingbastards(fleas).<br />
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13. What's your full name?<br />
Joshua "Yoshi/Splosh/Josh" Ethan Tuesley<br />
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14. Do you like your name?<br />
Not particularly bothered. I prefer being called Yoshi hehe. Silly dinosaur <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> <br />
<br />
15. What does your name mean?<br />
Joshua means "actually call me Josh or something else because Joshua makes me sound snobbish".<br />
<br />
16. Have any siblings?<br />
I killed them with a meat cleaver.<br />
I'm now an only child. I NEED THE ATTENTION!!<br />
<br />
17. Are you parents together or divorced?<br />
Together.<br />
<br />
18. What do you want to be when you grow up?<br />
Better.<br />
<br />
19. What nationality are you?<br />
English/Scottish<br />
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20. Is this annoying you?<br />
If it was annoying me I wouldn't do it.<br />
<br />
22. Have you ever had you first kiss?<br />
Mhmm<br />
<br />
23. If yes, what age?<br />
11<br />
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24. Are you a virgin?<br />
yup<br />
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25. Are you happy this is the last question?<br />
Couldn't care less.<br />
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Laterz<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Dreams</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:22:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I keep having really wierd dreams about lighthouses, high places, forests, car parks, and a couple of my friends. I'm getting kinda freaked out.<br />
<br />
Oh, and I hope you all had a wonderful christmas.<br />
<br />
New years eve today <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> So I hope you all have a good new year too... Unless you're a wanker - in which case, you should have a miserable and reflective year so you can look back on how much of a wanker you've been... Meh. Have a great new year, cool people.<br />
<br />
And remember, kids, if you don't make an effort to be happy than you don't deserve to be happy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> That's as much of an agony aunt I'm gonna be to all you "I hate my parents, they wont let me out after 10pm" babies.<br />
<br />
And Iron Maiden + Trivium were fucking AMAZING!!! Again, huge thanks to Zoe, Penny and "da Lancin' Cru" hehe. But too much Red Bull makes joshy go "BLEEEUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!" Vile stuff, don't have it.<br />
<br />
Back to the christmas thing - it was nice and all - but it didn't feel that... festive. You know? It wasn't like "SANTA!!" it was more "it's the 25th, have some presents". And I have no objections to that, and it was nice spending time with the family for a couple of days but... It wasn't really christmas.<br />
<br />
Oh, and go see Happy Feet. It's awful but... There are latino penguins. What more could you want?<br />
<br />
I feel like rambling, so this could go on a while.<br />
<br />
I finally got rid of the last of the christmas presents for my friends (bar Zoe's - it still needs finishing RAWR!!) So that was a relief. Just hope Julie likes it...<br />
<br />
My iPod still hasn't arrived *sniffles* meh. I can wait. I have the speakers to occupy me.<br />
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This makes about as much sense as me talking to myself. That's how mo-fo-ing bored I am.<br />
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Teen relationships suck. Seriously... You're fucking lucky if they last and you're deeply in love and it's not just sex/sticking your tongue down their throat  and it's something deeper. In the words of Zoe, it's not special if you "make out like you mean it". Maybe I just hate teen relationships because I'm not in one at the moment.<br />
<br />
And his eyes flashed green.<br />
<br />
This may be the longest journel entry I've written...<br />
<br />
Don't you just hate "proffesional bloggers" how the fuck can you be a PROFFESIONAL blogger?<br />
<br />
God, this world is sad. Just like there's an actual job where you jerk off pigs... Now that's wrong.<br />
<br />
Oh, and dA members with names including words like "harlequin", "emo", "bleeding" and "sxc" pleasepleaseplease stop cluttering up this site with your post-teenage-angst poetry, your snapshots of your friends converse, your angled webcam shots, your manga/anime/hentai (yes, hentai) fanart and save it for myspace. This site is for art, not popularity. And stop getting little fanbases of myspacer people to join this site and comment you saying how totally amazing you are so you get Daily Devs.<br />
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And people, STOP FAVING PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY LOOK PRETTY IN THEIR PICTURES. JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE BLESSED WITH BEAUTIFUL FEATURES IT DOES NOT MAKE THEM THE BEST FUCKING PEOPLE ON DA!! You know who I mean when I say "pretty people". He has a daily deviation every day, and whines about people stealing his art, and people fave him because of his icey blue eyes and perfect features. You know, pictures of himself are automatically "conceptial" so people think that there's actually meaning behind the vain snapshots so fave hium bacause he's "beautiful, and [they] love the meaning behind the shot."<br />
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Meh.<br />
<br />
It won't happen, but it's out my system.<br />
<br />
Okay, I'm done now.<br />
<br />
Have a good new year <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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laters xx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>This is stolen</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:19:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I stole this from *The-Mirrorball-Man. Look at his gallery, you will be pleased <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.<br />
"...defiantly, crackle to listless life through a twilight of frail drizzle..."<br />
-"Porno" - Irvine Welsh<br />
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2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you grab?<br />
A broken Amen CD case with a missing CD and a pair of rainbow gloves.<br />
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3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?<br />
The Simpsons.<br />
<br />
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:<br />
20.05<br />
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5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?<br />
20.01. Not bad.<br />
<br />
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?<br />
Hot water going round the pipes, my dad snoring in the other room and the TV downstairs.<br />
<br />
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?<br />
Running home from Noel's house.<br />
<br />
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?<br />
An Empire Magazine.<br />
<br />
9. What are you wearing?<br />
A pair of blue jeans and a black t-shirt.<br />
<br />
10. Did you dream last night?<br />
Yeah, a really wierd one about my ex-girlfriend, Aimy, in a fair. She was with her new boy at a fair/freak-show thing at night playing some wierd board game near a red 50's vintage open-top car opposite fairground rides. I went up to her and her new boyfriend went off and me and her started talking and we gradually got as close as we used to be before I fucked everything up. It was nice.<br />
<br />
11. When did you last laugh?<br />
Round Noel's.<br />
<br />
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?<br />
Green paint and a giant A2 drawing of some elephants.<br />
<br />
13. Seen anything weird lately?<br />
Some guy spat on me for absolutely no reason at all. I'd call that weird, treating a fellow human being like that, unprovoked. He needs a spike shoved up his arse.<br />
<br />
14. What do you think of this quiz?<br />
I think it's another thing to pass time, and another excuse to tell annoying people on MSN I'm busy hehehe. This excludes: Zoe, Jimmy, Sam, "Bammers", Jozef, Jaz, Kat, Aimy, Lilly and Mishie.<br />
<br />
15. What is the last film you saw?<br />
Saving Private Ryan. Christ, that film is disturbing. Great though.<br />
<br />
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?<br />
I'd buy a few CDs, some techno stuff (not too pricey) after giving about 99% of it to my family so that they didn't have to work their arses off at crap jobs just so they can make enough money to live off. But why would I become a multi-millionaire overnight?<br />
<br />
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.<br />
I'm a jealous bastard.<br />
<br />
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?<br />
I'd make sure rapists and people who start fights and murder people without good cause are isolated and not let into society. They're scum.<br />
<br />
19. Do you like to dance?<br />
It depends what you consider dancing. If it's synchronised and fake, then no. If I really love a piece of music and feel the need to bounce up and down etc. then yeah, it's great.<br />
<br />
20. Tony Blair:<br />
If Bush told Blair to rub glass in his eyes and then jump into a bed of ravenous dog-sizef rats, he would do it without questioning. Hence the fuck-up in Iraq.<br />
<br />
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?<br />
I wouldn't have a child. If I did, however, and it did not have a penis I would name her Sabina or Julie.<br />
<br />
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?<br />
Again, I wouldn't have kids. If it did, however, possess penis-and-testes, his name would be Kurt, Damian (for the sheer bullying he'd recieve) or Malcolm.<br />
<br />
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?<br />
Yes, if all my friends would come live with me.<br />
<br />
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?<br />
Where were you?<br />
<br />
25. 6 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:<br />
If you want this, take it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>Uh!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:45:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so me and a few mates have started a band. We're currently called Uh! but thinking of changing it, I sing, Sam guitars, Alex plays bass, and Jammy is on the drums.<br />
<br />
We've encountered a couple of problems, the first one is we won't be able to practise until after christmas because Sam doesn't actually know how to play guitar, but he's getting one for christmas and is gonna try and teach himself. He's the one that kinda started the band. Also, Aimy was asked to drum and then she dropped out. Luckily, we found Jammy to fill in for her.<br />
<br />
We have a fair lot of lyrics (all by me and sam, and I should be uploading a few more of mine soon - most are based around poems I've written) but no music to go with, save one to which I have created a drum tab. Also, we can practise round Jammy's house and my own because we both have drum kits, so that's a good thing. Anyway, I'm looking forward to getting started, I reckon we'll be ok with a bit of practise.<br />
<br />
I got a bit carried away and started to design album covers. Oh well, it's better to be prepared, I'll upload them too.<br />
<br />
Oh, and if you want to see Sam's songs they're on his piczo website: <a href="http://buildingabetterme.piczo.com">[link]</a><br />
<br />
And my story's coming along better now, after a few months of me not writing anything I'm finally working on it again. Should be cool. I think I'll post a few extracts later so you can get a feel of it.<br />
<br />
OH! And also IRON MAIDEN AND TRIVIUM SOON!!!!! Thanks Zoe!!![=<br />
OH! And I forgot to mention a week or so ago I met up with Zoe again with Jozef - TWAS AMAAAZING!!<br />
OH! And I lost one of my fave AMEN albums *a moment of silence for that*, but bought another friday (We Have Come For Your Parents) which is equally as good (= But I also lost my memory stick which had a better version of my story on it. *sniff*<br />
OH! And I just have to stress this... WOOOOOOOO!!! THANK YOU ZOE!!! Yet again.<br />
Everyone, go look at her gallery! ~the-grim-rita<br />
<br />
From Josh<br />
 <br />
¬¬<br />
<br />
OH! And I DEMAND YOU ALL to look at Sam's songs. He's finally got a deviantART, and it's <a href="http://69tea.deviantart.com.">[link]</a> Go check out his songs, or I  will smear crap on your face while you sleep.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A Rant for Meth</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:07:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Meth posted a journal entry requesting a rant from people, so here's mine.<br />
<br />
Okay, a few months back I was summoned to do this art project in which you model clay tiles with prehistoric scenes on them. I accepted, thinking it would be fun and I just ended up getting pissed off.<br />
<br />
I got started on my tile fine, and I attended the regular "meetings" concerning the project. Then one time I forgot to go to the meeting and the art teacher co-ordinating it all proceeded to rip into me, saying "If you didn't care enough to show up, this project clearly doesn't interest you. This project should be your number one priority, remember that or I'm kicking you out."<br />
<br />
So I apologised and toook one hour each week finishing off the project. It then progressed towards the deadline, and I wasn't near finished in October (one month before the deadline), so I started to do two days a week instead of one. That's two hours a week. Now, this is the point when most of us needed help.<br />
<br />
As year nine pupils, we had only used the pottery room once and were not even amuteurs at using clay. So it was incredibly frustrating when the co-ordinator who made this project "my number one priority" decided not to show up when we needed her help until it was 30 - 15 minutes before we had to go. There were 12 people on the project, and she can't help all of them out in half an hour.<br />
<br />
And today, THE deadline, the day she was meant to show up to help us all finish off, she didnt turn up until 15 minutes before we had to leave. She told me there was more work to be done, and then left. No help, just one fucking statement. And 9/10 times since we started doing 2 hours a week she didn't show up until half an hour after we'd started.<br />
<br />
And if we, the people giving up hours of our own time to help her with her stupid project, have to make this OUR number one priority, she bloody well needs to as well. If she can't be arsed to show up to help us on our way so we can meet the deadline, it's her goddamned problem. If she expects us to meet the deadline in the first place, she should at least spend a full hour with us at least ONE day a week.<br />
<br />
But no, she's too damn busy fussing about with meetings or kids in detention. And now she's told me there's more to be done, that's not my fault. So if she wants the project finished, she can bloody well do it herself because I've done all I can for her and all she's done is either A) explained next to nothing to me or B) had a go at me.<br />
<br />
Wow, I'm glad I've got that out my system. Cheers ~meth.<br />
<br />
Laters<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~punkerbunker</author>
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                <title>I hate this world</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 13:17:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry for the "emo" title but i'm pissed off.<br />
<br />
People piss me off. Everyone. I am going to snap one of these days.<br />
<br />
Rape, murder, violence... This is the world so many people like me are growing up in, and it's only getting worse because the government arent giving heavy enough punishments to the ones who deserve it.<br />
<br />
I fucking hate it.<br />
<br />
A few days ago, this hard cunt who I cant remember the name of saw a guy. The guy "gave him a look" so this cunt stabs him to death. One piece of shit went into a bathroom, stole a helpless little baby, a BABY, and raped it. He raped a baby. And he's being let out of jail. Scum all over the world are killing people because they are different to them. Scum kill people over land the council owns, not them. Scum kill innocent people at football matches. Scum is too fucking horny so decides to rape a woman. The whole world should stop reproducing and let the human race die out before we fuck up the planet more than we already have.<br />
<br />
People call themselves better than animals.<br />
<br />
I snigger everytime I hear someone say humans are more sophisticated than animals.<br />
<br />
Just because we have toilets and wipe our arses and have opposable thumbs does not mean humans are better than animals.<br />
<br />
Animals kill other animals for food and survival. Animals rely on what they were born with to survive. They are not lazy. People are lazy. People consider themselves above all because we've developed languages and tailored clothes. It doesn't matter how much you do, humans are savages.<br />
<br />
People kill other people for fun. People can't adapt to the environment they're in, they have things that do tasks for them so they don't have to do it themselves.<br />
<br />
I'm sick of being my kind, and I hate being a male. Seriously, when I hear about rape, I wanna hack my own dick off.<br />
<br />
I could moan about humans and how they're all savage wankers for ages but I want to move on to probably the most pathetic part of my rant.<br />
<br />
Being a teenager...<br />
<br />
Okay, it's not all bad. I do love hanging around with my friends but I am so bored. So, very bored. Bored up to the point I'd rather burn my own house down for a bit of excitement than face school the next day. The same routine of fucking school... Coming home... Doing work... Going on the computer... Sleeping... Waking up... Going to work... Going to school... Coming home... repeat.<br />
<br />
I want something, anything to happen.<br />
<br />
I want the apocalypse.<br />
Nuclear holocaust.<br />
World War Three.<br />
I'm so bored the idea of being shot, and then spending a few months in hospital seems appealing.<br />
<br />
I hate routine more than I hate rapists, and that is a LOT.<br />
<br />
Some teenagers binge drink and take drugs to keep themselves away from total boredom, but the idea of that doesn't appeal to me.<br />
<br />
I have nothing except homework. And it pisses me off.<br />
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I need a change, because change is good. No matter how bad change is, its something new. I need to stop my weekend routine of get up... work.... come home... go on computer... meet with friends... pavillions... sainsburys... mini park.... park.... go home... go on computer... sleep... repeat. Even that bores me. That's how bored I am.<br />
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This going to sound evil, but i dont mean it to be offensive - I'm even getting bored of seeing my friends and doing the same thing with them every fucking weekend. THAT is how bored I am.<br />
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And last night I drunk way too much, vomited all over the landing, passed out, and woke up feeling like I was going to hurl every few minutes. It was the first time I've been THAT drunk, and now I'm grounded. But only for a week. So that's okay.<br />
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Anyway, I'm done.<br />
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Laters xx<br />
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p.s. I'm also quite frustrated that I find myself incapable of starting a proper conversation with people. There all boring - I have fuck all to talk about. I have nothing interesting to say. It's so, very frustrating -wallows in more self-pity-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A Rant about youth and school</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:32:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ PART ONE: YOUTH.<br />
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The people who raised from birth are not your enemies. For the first five or six years of your life they unhesitantly cleaned your shit, cooked your meals, gave you a warm place to sleep in, put up with raging temper tantrums over packets of sweets and taught you the basics of life.<br />
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And now you're a teenager your parents take more crap from yopu because you hate them for no valid reason. Maybe they won't let you stay out until the early hours of the morning. Maybe they won't buy you booze. Maybe they yelled at you because they caught you snorting coke. Maybe the grounded you for starting a fight. Well, you selfish pricks, it's because they care about you.<br />
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And if you still hate your parents for stupid, petty reasonssimilar to the ones above, then you might as well be homeless. If you think you can live without your parents right now at the ripe old age of 14,<br />
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Leave home.<br />
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PART 2: SCHOOL<br />
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The world today is enduring more and more teenage pregnancies, and an ever increasing amount of youung drug addicts and criminals. The youth of today is clearly doomed to produce a generation of under-educated violent, ignorant bastards. More and more children are taking drugs, fucking without condoms, and getting violent.<br />
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What has this got to do with school? Or more specifically Forest Boys School (the one I go to)? Well, I;m just about to get to that. Our school at the moment would rather teach Latin, that's right - Latin, to a large number of horny 14-year-old boys than PSHCE (Personal Social Health and Citizenship Education). This means the only "keep safe" education we're getting is in science lessons. Now... Correct me if I'm wrong but that's pretty damn stupid.<br />
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Roman times have been and gone, and the languages have evolved. Latin is dead, gone, desintegrated. The fact we are taught it instead of information that could stop us fucking up our lives with unwanted addictions, children, and prison sentences  is absurd. So I;'ve given up on Latin lessons. I'm not learning anything that will save my life so I refuse to learn anything at all.<br />
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-Josh-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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