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                <title>So, uh, YEAH.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:42:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>The shit, as it were, has hit <br />the proverbial fan. Mom's fed up <br />with fuckface and his constant bitching, etc. <br />She's been cleaning like mad; <br />his shit, her shit, our shit, everyone's shit. <br />Me, I just take it <br />all in stride and fantasize about<br />nicotine extract in his morning coffee.<br /><br /><br />If I disappear with no<br />warning for a very long time, don't<br />worry.<br /><br />Kisses. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>What. The. Fuck. People.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:06:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is sick and insane. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.wordofsouth.com/myblock/showthread.php?p=1579178">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://headdowneyesopen.blogspot.com/2009/06/albinos-hunted-for-body-parts.html">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2004464782_albinos08.html">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>baby steps</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:31:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a>Shameless self promotion.</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>scribble me chaotic</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:47:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Completely re-did my devID (<i>finally</i>) and rearranged some of my widgets, made my page fit better.<br /><br />Need to go to the grocery store, and procrastinating hard. <br /><br />*stabs something with plastic hair stick* Fuuuuu. I feel fat.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>To Write Love On Her Arms</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:52:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <i><b><u>Linkage</u></b></i> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><a href="http://news.deviantart.com/article/99470/">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.twloha.com/index.php">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Write_Love_on_Her_Arms">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.myspace.com/towriteloveonherarms">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.facebook.com/towriteloveonherarms">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <i><b><u>Pictures</u></b></i> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><a href="http://a7xloser28.deviantart.com/art/TWLOHA-Day-Remastered11-13-09-143597641">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://ringo-bubblegum.deviantart.com/art/Love-is-the-movement-143602515">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://joeldeutscher.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-on-Her-Arms-2-143602172">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://joeldeutscher.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-on-Her-Arms-3-143602316">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://itsnadiaa.deviantart.com/art/Love-on-Her-Arms-143599061">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://spirit-of-song.deviantart.com/art/Love-is-the-Movement-143601914">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://paperclipy.deviantart.com/art/TWLOHA-143591718">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://yourfaveouritedrug.deviantart.com/art/TWLOHA-day-143590952">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://rainoncalifornia.deviantart.com/art/TWLOHA-143586037">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://milme-slash.deviantart.com/art/TWLOHA-143586375">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://m-lindsey.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-143582655">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://drlucifersjuliet.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-on-Her-Arms-143569201">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://petethebunny.deviantart.com/art/to-write-love-on-her-arms-day-143552829">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://le-koko.deviantart.com/art/To-write-love-on-her-arms-143546543">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://twilight4rox2s.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-on-Her-Arms-143546097">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://untaintedsoul.deviantart.com/art/She-Wrote-Love-143541638">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://nihongo86.deviantart.com/art/TWLOHA-143542247">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://chauntel123.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-5-143541148">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://cblair.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-108073823">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://letsgoromancing.deviantart.com/art/to-write-love-on-her-arms-65775648">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://ceedytanch3kt.deviantart.com/art/TO-WRITE-LOVE-ON-HER-ARMS-88560611">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://jxv.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-on-Her-Arms-86721918">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://kittiem.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-101687633">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://telegraphedkiss.deviantart.com/art/To-write-love-on-her-arms-tats-110274087">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://damn-regrets.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-81598627">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://venaya.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-103502065">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://clairexeileen.deviantart.com/art/To-write-love-on-her-arms-81137278">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://xblack-x-rosex.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-LOVE-On-Her-Arms-84077912">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://austine31891.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-74640240">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://bleacher98.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-Ad-2-79236300">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://cinthiastimson.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-103708519">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://cottoncandyheather.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-on-Her-Arms-104443322">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://dangerindarkness.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-77326118">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://hiddentreasures.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-On-Her-Arms-103820228">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />And there are so many more! These are just a few, so go look! Show your support for TWLOHA!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":hea... ]]></description>
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                <title>Moving right along...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:37:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><i>Dear Harry,<br /><br />YOUR MOM!<br /><br />Hahahaha,<br />Voldemort</i><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Saw it on MySpace, lol'd hard.<br /><br /><br />Figured it'd be worth a laugh. I need a lift anyway. Feel like shit. So, here's to ol' Moldy Voldy.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Piss and Ink</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:06:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <b><i>Muziks</i></b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KCddhHuD_o">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <b><i>Artz</i></b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><a href="http://reckless-buddah.deviantart.com/art/LightHearted-141907785">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://kamikaye.deviantart.com/art/Pumpkin-Tower-140569006">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://pagmamahal.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Malloween-140872284">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://maimtorturekill.deviantart.com/art/19-smoke-129523073">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://substitutesadist.deviantart.com/art/i-know-a-girl-111647684">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://socraticsynapses.deviantart.com/art/theme-two-love-110401165">[link]</a><br /><br /><br /><br />So. I've been a bit...muse-less lately, haven't really wanted to write much. Call it writer's block or something, I don't know, I just haven't been inspired. Too much crap going on, I guess.<br /><br />My aunt's been having some trouble; she was fighting breast cancer for quite a while, but just recently finished with the chemo and radiation. However, last night she went to the hospital because she was suffering severe abdominal pain, was there from 10pm to 2am, and discovered that there is more cancer, this time on her ovary. <br /><br />She's decided not to go through the chemo and radiation again. Of course this has everyone very concerned for her health, so if I take longer than usual to get to my messages, I'm sorry, it's nothing personal, it's just that I've got a lot here to be getting on with.<br /><br /><br /><b>EDIT:</b><br />Semi-good news, the doctors might be able to simply remove the ovary altogether, and as long as the cancer hasn't spread, that should get rid of it, with no chemo or radiation involved. Here's hoping.<br /><br /><b>EDIT EDIT:</b><br />This is pretty much totally unrelated to the topic except that it involves the same aunt that I've been talking about. Yeah. <br /><br />So, my mom picked me up from my friend's house yesterday, and our conversation went something like this:<br /><br />Mom: Hey, did  you have a good time? <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />Me: Yeah, we watched movies all weekend. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/m/meow.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":meow:" title="Meow :3" /><br />Mom: Ah, cool. Oh, Aunt Vivian ran into a concrete wall running from the cops on her four-wheeler.<br />Me: ....Wut? O_O;;; Is she okay?!<br />Mom: XD She's got a broken nose, and her face is pretty cut up, she said she's got a fat lip from hell, but other than that, she's fine.<br />Me: ....Why was she running from the cops? O.o;;;<br />Mom: Oh, she always does that on the wheeler. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rolleyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":roll:" title="Roll Eyes" /><br />Me: ....And...she....ran into a concrete wall...? o____o;;;<br />Mom: Yeah.<br />Me: ........How??????<br />Mom: I don't know, she didn't say.<br />Me: .....Um.....so how much trouble is she in with the cops?<br />Mom: They took her wheeler, I guess that's it. X3 She's already been offered a bolt cutter, she's going down to the impound tomorrow night to get it.<br />Me: ...........O-kaaaaaaaay. ._________.;;;<br />Mom: Hey, d'you want to stop up at the Ridge and get something to eat? <br />Me: ...........................................<br />Mom: <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/c/confused.gif" width="15" height="30" alt=":?" title=":? (Confused)" /><br />Me: .............Sure. <br />Mom: <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />And that was that. -.-<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>peanutbutterpickletime</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:44:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>I.<br />Hate.<br />FANFICTION WRITERS WHO CAN'T FOLLOW THE STORY AND MAKE EVERYONE MARY-SUES. <a href="http://shakefist.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/h/shakefist.gif" alt=":iconshakefist:" title="shakefist"/></a><br /><br />;.; Seriously. *flails*<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />On other topics, Halloween is over - *cry* Huuuuu. <br /><br /><br /><br />AND I AM SO HUNGRY. *runs off to get food* 83<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Laaawwwwwl. Tard alert.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:52:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>So, yeah, I was reading back through some of my older writing, and ohmyfreakinggawd. Was I really that immature? *cries*<br /><br />The sad part is, I'm still writing the same shit, just in a different way. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*spins the Wheel of Fortune* I'd like to buy a life...<br /><br /><br /></fail><br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Why am I awake at seven a.m.???</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:00:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><a href="http://gwahplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png" alt=":icongwahplz:" title="gwahplz"/></a> SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *cries* I should be sleeeeeeeping.<br /><br /><br />EMULLAMADUCKOFDOOOOOOOOOOOM.<br /><br />...'ep.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />It's almost Hallowe'en. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/m/meow.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":meow:" title="Meow :3" /><br /><br />Also, the music thingy in my clock is broken. ;.; Life is cruel.<br /><br /><br /><br />~*~<br /><br /><sub>Draw love on my skinnnnnnnnn, I am your canvas.<br /><br /></sub></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Twilight bashing and other shitz.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:08:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>Lawlface.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://otahyoni.livejournal.com/130432.html">[link]</a><br /><br /><br /><br />And my own personal note: Did Stephenie Meyer steal Bella's name from <i>Pirates of the Caribbean</i>?! I mean really, think about it - Elizabeth Swan vs. Isabella Swan. Coincidence? I really hope so, at least for Ms. Meyer's sake. Yeesh.<br /><br /><br />Anywho, moving right along.<br /><br />HALLOWEEEEEEEEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE COOOORRRRNNNNEEERRRRRR! So like, boo and stuff. X3<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><sub><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/m/music.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":music:" title="Music" /> <i>I want an emullamaduck for Christmas, and only an emullamaduck will do, don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy, I want an emullamaduck to play with and enjoy! I want an emullamaduck for Christmas~ <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/m/music.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":music:" title="Music" /><br /><br /></i></sub></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Halloween and other shitz.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:02:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>Halloweeeeeeeen. It is this weekend. Rockin. <a href="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/169/3/4/_bat__by_Mrichston.gif">[link]</a><br /><br /><br /><br />Also, pageviews.<br />Ten thousand! Oh yeah, baby! <br /><br /><br />Huuuuuuu, and I feel illlllll. Tummy ache and soooo tirrrrred. Cry, cry, cry. Gonna go to bed and hopefully feel better in the morning. Kiss kiss, sweet dreams.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Emoangstshit. Grrface.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:56:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>Ffff. <br /><br /><br />I hate this feeling.<br /><br /><br />Coming down off a high. Figuratively speaking.<br /><br /><br />Get all happy and hyper and in a good mood - then the let-down, the crash, the asphyxiating depression that follows. <br /><br /><br />Maybe this is what bipolar feels like. Or at least a touch of it. <br /><br /><br />Fuck my soul backwards. Fuck life.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>New character. :D</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:39:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Name: "Lullaby" (Lucy Keverill)<br /><br />Age: Uncertain<br /><br />Origin: Assumed human<br /><br />Skin: Pale, prominent veins, bruises easily<br /><br />Hair: Dark red, shoulder length, wildly messy<br /><br />Face: Thin, high cheekbones<br /><br />Eyes: Somewhat slanted, light grey; constant dark shadows underneath<br /><br />Nose: Sharp sense of smell<br /><br />Mouth: Thin, usually smiling, unusually sharp teeth<br /><br />Ears: Pierced twice each in the lobes; deaf in left ear<br /><br />Torso: Emaciated, prominent ribs, small bust<br /><br />Arms: Skinny, sharp elbows and wrists<br /><br />Legs: Long and skinny, shins often bruised<br /><br />Clothes: Baggy jeans over scuffed boots, oversized hoodies over t-shirts or tank tops<br /><br />Build: Somewhat short, scrawny<br /><br />Attitude: Not altogether sane<br /><br />Quote that fits well: <br /><br />Occupation: <br /><br />Potential Battle Cry: "Guten Abend, gute Nacht, Mit Rosen bedacht, Mit Naeglein besteckt, schlupf unter die <br /><br />Deck, Morgen frueh, wenn Gott will, wirst du wieder geweckt, Morgen frueh, wenn Gott will, wirst du wieder <br /><br />geweckt."<br /><br />Likes: Sleeping, eating, singing<br /><br />Dislikes: Being woken up, being touched, water<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>nina bruja</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:10:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br /><br />                  <i>Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's a hard knock life.</i><br /><br />My fingers are numb, but my toes are warm.<br /><br /><br />                                                           [[Brackets][are][funnnnnnnn][.]]<br /><br /><br /><br />           .sdrawkcab nettirw ecnetnes ym si sihT<br /><br /><br /><br />                              Love you. Hate me hard. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><sub><sub>Llamaturtleduck.<br /><br /><br /><br />                                                                      </sub></sub>Time depresses me with its sad little numbers.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>I've Got It All (Most)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:41:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.leekspin.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Everything you need to know about Tyrne.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:42:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Updated 12/15/09<br /><br /><b><i>Da Rulez</i></b><br /><br />1) All members are <b>EQUAL</b>.<br /><br />2) Members must take turns during the RPs. Stay in line, or we'll fry you to a crisp.<br /><br />3) You have no power over anyone else's characters, nor the RP itself. <br /><br />4) Thou shall not kill! Unless it's your own character, in which case it's completely up to you, or if you have EXPLICIT permission to kill a character by the owner. And be warned - if you kill without permission, everyone else will be permitted to kill you. <br />  - Addendum: If three or more people are complaining about your character, he/she will be removed.<br /><br />5) You get three strikes, plain and simple, then you're out. The first complaint will get a warning; the second a temporary suspension. The third will result in Banishment.<br /><br />6) Your character CANNOT be all powerful! All characters must have a <i>rational</i> weakness.<br /><br />7) Original characters only. The use of any copyright characters is strictly forbidden.<br /><br />8) Stay in the time frame and world! <br /><br />9) Please, <i>please</i>, PLEASE, do your best to be literate. This means using punctuation and capitalization, FULL WORDS (no u or r or ic), and so on, to the best of your ability.<br /><br />10) The person who goes first sets up the base conflict and setting. You are not allowed to create your own conflict/situation separate from the rest of the characters.<br /><br /><br /><b><i>Characters</i></b><br /><br />Royal Family:<br />-Sultan<br />-Sultana (head wife)<br />-Concubines<br />-Princes<br />-Princesses<br />-Extended family (cousins, parents/siblings of the sultan/sultana, etc.)<br /><br />Militia:<br />-Royal Guards<br />-City Guards<br />-Soldiers<br />-Dragon Riders (for war purposes; elite)<br />-Chasers (basically police)<br />-Rats (intelligence force; spies; report to Chasers)<br /><br />Citizens:<br />-Merchants<br />-Shopkeepers<br />-Laborers<br />-Servants<br />-Beggars<br />-Slaves<br /><br />Others:<br />-Priests<br />-Priestesses<br />-Mages (Banned from Tyrne; see footnote)<br />-Wanderers<br />-Immortals:<br />   -Basilisks (Can take the form of either a human or a snake, or a combination of a human upper body and a snake body from the waist down; can paralyze, turn to stone, or kill, each with a look, at will)<br />   -Centaurs (Half human, half horse; some are winged, some are not)<br />   -Dragons (Some breathe fire, some breathe steam, some breathe ice. All can speak, in the human tongue and in their own)<br />   -Crowes (Can take on the form of either a human or a crow, or a combination of a human torso and head with crow wings instead of arms and talons in place of feet) <br /><br /><br /><b><i>Character Sheet:</i></b><br />Name:<br />Age:<br />*Element:<br />Race and Social Status:<br />Gender:<br />Appearance<br />Eyes:<br />Hair:<br />Build:<br />Clothing:<br />Markings/Accessories:<br />Likes:<br />Dislikes:<br />Sexual Preference:<br /><br />*<i>Only humans can contain elements. Some people have elements; not all do. Elements are not limited by social status. The elements and their attributes are as follows:</i><br /><b>Fire</b> - Control of fire, doused by water, useless without air, smothered by earth. Wild, often hot-tempered.<br /><b>Water </b>- Control of water, evaporated by fire, frozen by air, absorbed by earth. Constantly changing and flowing.<br /><b>Earth </b>- Control of earth, destroyed by fire, blown away by air, washed out by water. Steady and passive.<br /><b>Air </b>- Control of air, almost unaffected by other elements but necessary to all. Peaceful, non-violent; quiet and calm.<br />  <i>Special Elements</i><br /><b>Darkness </b>- Control of shadows. A consumptive element, the energy of the darkness feeds on the life force of the elementalist, almost always fatal.<br /><b>Spirit </b>- Allows the elementalist to commune with the Great Spirits. Spirit elementalists almost always become priests or priestesses.<br /><br /><b>** Please be aware</b> that any of this is subject to discussion; if you want to go outside the box, I completely encourage you to do so. The only thing I ask is that you talk to me first and get it approved. ^^<br /><br /><b>On elements and mages:</b><br />Humans didn't have elements until they started marrying and procreating with mages, and then it basically evolved. Mages, in a sense, contain <i>all</i> of the elements, which is what makes them mages. Now, it's no longer necessary for a human and a mage to get together to have elementalist children, because of this evolution.<br /><br /><b>On mages:</b><br />They were originally banned because a group of mages were plotting to overthrow the Sultan and assassinated a bunch of important people. The current Sultan is the son of the one they tried to overthrow. Just outside the city, the Outlands are decent enough, but further out they're pretty much desert, which turns to mountains past that. A few are in... ]]></description>
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                <title>pillow talk</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:20:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Halloween decorations.<br /><br /><br />There is much rejoicing in my <strike>pants</strike> heart.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>*squee*</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:32:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br /><br /><br />WOW.<br /><br /><br /><br />That's all I can say right now: WOW.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Thank you all SOOOOOOO very much for the faves!!!!!!<br /><br /><br />I'm trying to get to everyone, but if I accidentally miss you, here's your thank you. <br /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /><br />Now I just wish dA would let me change my mood. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/i/imslow.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":slow:" title="Slow" /><br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>R.T.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:00:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />When I think of you,<br />I think of kewpie dolls<br />and lost jelly shoes,<br />newborn kittens<br />and netting crawfish.<br /><br /><br />Thinking of you<br />takes me back<br />to 1994.<br /><br /><br />I wish I could<br />stay there<br />forever.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hello</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:14:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih61MJ72v1Y">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />Beware the emo moment.<br /><br /><br />I feel so empty. I want to laugh. I want to cry. I want to scream. I want to FEEL.<br /><br /><br /><sub>I need to breathe.<br /><br /></sub></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>go to bed already</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:15:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I always thought that it would be sad to be a Disney princess.<br /><br /><br />Just like in the song: I'd rather rescue myself.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Terrence Zdunich</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 13:48:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />His voice is like an orgasm in my ears.<br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>I rofled 'til it hurt.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:10:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3sayUN8hNc">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 14:43:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/m/music.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":music:" title="Music" /> <i>He turned fifty-two in prison doing life without parole </i> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/m/music.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":music:" title="Music" /><br /><br />Two days late, but who gives a damn. Happy birthday, asshole.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>it's raining like magic</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:00:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>Message me your love and I'll keep it safe forever. <br /><br />But don't send me your heart because I'm just too clumsy with them.<br /><br />I know, because mine's already been broken way too many times.<br /><br />Can you help me glue it back together?<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>mindless destruction of the sensory</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:38:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>I wish that it would truly rain instead of just this maddening drizzle. <br /><br /><br /><br />I want to rip my heart out through my mouth so I can send it to you on a silver platter.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>insomnia</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:06:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ insomnia<br /><br /><br /><sub>The pictures that I stuck to my ceiling with grey sticky-tack keep falling because it's generic sticky-tack and it really isn't very good. But I leave the picture where it fell on my face because it dulls the light that filters in through my window from the street lamp.<br /><br />The battery in my mp3 player died hours ago, but my headphones are still in my ears because I don't want to move my hands up to my head to take them out.<br /><br /><strike>Iwanttocarveprettypicturesintomyskintose eifitwillmakemefeelalive.</strike><br /><br />But now they're starting to make my ears itch so I reach up and pull them out, dropping them and the player onto the floor beside my bed with a satisfying clatter. A sudden desire to smash it to pieces seizes me, but I still don't want to move, and eventually the feeling passes. <br /><br />I prop one hand behind my head, resting the other on my chest. My nipples tighten beneath my shirt at the accidental contact, so I brush my hand lazily over them again, just to see them make little bumps under my shirt.<br /><br /><strike>Iwanttocarveprettypicturesintomyskintose eifitwillmakemefeelalive.</strike><br /><br />Downstairs, they're fighting again, because they think we're all asleep and won't hear them. I want to put the pillow over my head, but I can't stop listening. A plan begins to formulate in my mind as I listen to him yell. <i>"Sixty milligrams of nicotine has the potential to kill an adult, which is the amount of nicotine in about five cigarettes or half a cigar, if all the nicotine were absorbed."</i><br /><br />It would be so easy. I researched it before for a project. Boil the tobacco down, get the extract, a few drops in a cup of coffee. Dead in an hour. No evidence.<br /><br /><strike>Iwanttocarveprettypicturesintomyskintose eifitwillmakemefeelalive.</strike><br /><br />Insomnia is my own personal hell.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Character Thingy</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:22:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Ellion</b><br />Animal: Frasian horse<br />Song: Disturbed - <i>Into the Fire </i>(early life); Disturbed - <i>Down With the Sickness</i> (adult life)<br /><br /><b>Izo</b><br />Animal: Jackrabbit<br />Song: Lifehouse - <i>Sick Cycle Carousel</i> (early life); Spitalfield - <i>Five Days & Counting </i>(adult life)<br /><br /><b>Kylee </b><br />Animal: Half German Shepherd, half wolf, mega fluffy<br />Song: Buck Cherry - <i>Crazy Bitch</i><br /><br /><b>Alesia </b><br />Animal: Liger<br />Song: The 69 Eyes - <i>Sister of Charity</i><br /><br /><b>Danni </b><br />Animal: Northern cardinal<br />Song: The Dresden Dolls - <i>First Orgasm</i><br /><br /><b>Ilina </b><br />Animal: Rabbit<br />Song: The Hoosiers - <i>Run Rabbit Run</i><br /><br /><b>Mare</b><br />Animal: Fox<br />Song: The Dresden Dolls - <i>Girl Anachronism</i><br /><br /><b>Demo </b><br />Animal: Peacock<br />Song: Emilie Autumn - <i>Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches</i><br /><br /><b>Ziv </b><br />Animal: Baby red panda<br />Song: Crazy Frog - <i>Axel F</i><br /><br /><b>Emilie </b><br />Animal: Armadillo<br />Song: Modest Mouse - <i>Broke</i><br /><br /><b>Trick & Twelve </b><br />Animal: Ring-tailed lemur<br />Song: Rise Against - <i>Voice of Dissent</i><br /><br /><b>Adair</b><br />Animal: River otter<br />Song: Lifehouse - <i>Hanging By A Moment</i><br /><br /><b>Ryel </b><br />Animal: Siberian tiger<br />Song: Tool - <i>Spasm</i><br /><br /><b>Gale </b><br />Animal: Flying squirrel<br />Song: Linkin Park - <i>Numb</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>the rain gossips in pig latin</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:04:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>I'm hungry and exhausted and this wave of depression is crashing over my psyche again, trying to pull me under and into the rip-current the second I stop fighting.<br /><br /><br />The telly has been on the same channel for the last two days, and now we're watching a documentary about biscuits, of all things.<br /><br /><br />I went outside today and said hello to the sun, then had to run back in for shoes and a jacket because damn it was cold out there. I felt a little sad because all the flowers are dying and summer is fading and soon it will be winter again. But with the passing of winter comes spring, so at least I have something to look forward to.<br /><br /><br />There are ideabunnies tickling my brain.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hell in a nutshell.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:34:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The last 3 days in a nutshell.<br /><br /><b>Friday</b><br />Bill/Mom: *screaming profanities and getting in each other's face*<br />Everyone Else: *sitting around the dining room table, feeling exceedingly uncomfortable* ...<br />Bill: I want _____ out of my house!<br />Mom: If she goes, we all go!<br />Bill: Fine, go!<br />Mom: Okay girls, get your shoes on. <br />Us: ...?<br />Mom: Go on. Get your shoes on.<br />Us: ...Okay... *shuffle around uncertainly, finding shoes*<br />Mom: And pack an overnight bag!<br />*all but Bill exit through front door*<br />And then we spent the night in an empty house on the other side of town.<br /><br /><b>Saturday</b><br />Everyone: I'm thirsty, I'm hungry, I'm cold, waaaaaaah! <br />Mom: Okay, we'll go to Jessi's.<br />All: *exit through front door*<br />And so we spent the day at Jessi's house. Finally got something to drink and eat. And spent the night there as well; even got a decent sleep. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> Love that woman.<br /><br /><b>Sunday</b><br />Stayed at Jessi's again. Ignoring messages from Bill. No sleep for me. T^T<br />My night:<br />10:00pm - Attempt to lay down and go to sleep<br />10:30pm - Move to the kitchen table with a cup of tea, unable to sleep<br />10:33pm - Begin rolling cigarettes<br />2:47am - Run out of tubes, give up rolling and go back to living room to try to sleep once more<br />2:56am - Give up trying to sleep, put a movie in<br />3:59am - Still watching movies<br />4:00am - Wake up Mike for work, yell at CJ to get the damn dog off me<br />4:06am - Doze off on the floor, exhausted<br />6:03am - Wake up to the sound of CJ's cell phone alarm by my ear<br />6:05am - Yell at CJ to get up for school<br />7:14am - CJ leaves; take over the couch and fall asleep once more<br />8:09am - Wake up to a squealing toddler and a yapping chihuahua torturing the cat<br />8:10am - Awake for the day<br /><br /><b>Monday</b><br />Mom and Bill make up. Everyone goes home. I finally sleep.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Back from vacation. :3</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:14:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have a t-shirt that reads "Nothing Tips Like A Cow" and a slipped disk in my back. Huzzah!<br /><br /><br />Florida was hot, Wisconsin was beautiful. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /><br />Home is home, same old, same old.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Brb (I so stole this title from you, Wolf)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:34:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Going to Florida for two weeks to visit family, yay (ish). I probably won't be getting on the internet there, so... <br /><br />Fweeeeeem. See you all in two weeks!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>YAAAAAAAAAAAAY~ &lt;3</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:25:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE!~<br /><br />18 today! YEYAH!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My Epicly Ultimate Computer Fail</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:33:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Long story short, my laptop died last night. The theory is that it burnt up from overheating, because it just shut off for no apparent reason and won't come back on. Bill is going to have a look at it and see if it can be fixed. If not, I'll be kinda scarce around here until and unless I get a new computer.<br /><br />TT____________TT<br /><br />HERE'S HOPING!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stole from Levi. :3</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:52:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Introduce yourself and some of your favorite original characters.<br />I be known as Vi. My favorite OCs...that's a tough one. But I think I'd have to say Ilina, Gale, Kylee, Ellion, and Ya'el. Ilina is an Exiled Fey with a speech problem. Gale is the son of an ex-circus performer and a man cursed by a dragon, and has a secret problem. Kylee is a foul-mouthed drug addict with the ability to control shadows. Ellion is a half-demon/half-angel and is currently in the employ of the Devil, assigned to kill people for their souls. And Ya'el is a 25-year-old AEH (Artificially Enhanced Human) who looks and acts roughly 13. ^^<br /><br />2. How long have you been creating original characters?<br />Oh god...ummm...since middle school, I think.<br /><br />3. Who/what was your first original character?<br />Ellion and Izo. I forget which one was created first.<br /><br />4. How many original characters do you have?<br />Uuurrrrggghhhh...I have no idea. I think....about 30?<br /><br />5. What do you do most: write about or draw your characters?<br />Write.<br /><br />6. Do you ever roleplay with your characters?<br />All the time. :3<br /><br />7. Are your characters mostly human, or do you have many characters that are vampires, elves, cats, cows, skyscrapers...?<br />Most of mine are at least humanoid or were originally human.<br /><br />8. Do you have more male or female characters?<br />I think it's about even...<i>maybe</i> a few more females, but it's pretty close.<br /><br />9. Have many gay characters?<br />Ahahahaha...nearly all of my male characters are gay, and a few of the females are questionable.<br /><br />10. Do many of your characters share some of your beliefs, personality traits, hobbies, etc.?<br />A few here and there, but they're so general that it's not really noticeable. <br /><br />11. Do you mostly create fan characters, random characters, or characters for stories/worlds of your own creation?<br />They're all original characters, and most are for stories/worlds of my own creation.<br /><br />12. Ever created a whole new species?<br />Once....a loooonnnnng time ago.....and then gave up on it. Most of my characters are just modified species.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:01:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I reckon god thought Hollywood was getting a little too crowded. Maybe s/he wanted a little entertainment in paradise. Who knows. But two of Hollywood's most beloved stars have passed from this life this week, and they will be very much missed here on Earth.<br /><br /><br /><br />Michael Jackson:<br /><a href="http://news.deviantart.com/article/84276/">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://new.music.yahoo.com/michael-jackson/news/mystery-surrounds-michael-jackson39s-sudden-death--61720652">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://new.music.yahoo.com/michael-jackson/news/michael-jackson-was-much-more-than-the-king-of-pop--61990727">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://new.music.yahoo.com/michael-jackson/news/michael-jackson-mourned-outside-harlem-theater--61990782">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />Farrah Fawcett:<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090626/ap_on_en_tv/us_obit_fawcett_38">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090625/us_time/08599190718000">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-06-25-fawcett-obit_N.htm?csp=34">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Quizzes</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:24:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mario Enemy Meme<br />--Goomba--<br />[] You appear to be grumpy most of time, even if you really aren't.<br />[] You look a bit too generic.<br />[] You could go a whole day without using your arms or almost not using them if you really had to.<br />[x] You could go a whole day walking sideways if you had to.<br />[x] You feel under appreciated<br />[] You are an underling of someone else.<br />[x] You wish you could fly.<br />[] You have an identity complex<br />[x] You are physically weak<br />[] You are a betrayer.<br />Total: 3<br /><br />--Koopa--<br />[] You are a "jack of all trades".<br />[] You have a bro./sis., both have about the same interest, and you are always together [a bro./sis. can also be a friend, not just a sibling].<br />[x] You wish you could fly.<br />[x] You wish you could ride a cloud.<br />[] If you could fly, you probably wouldn't do it very well, and instead jump around trying to lift off.<br />[] Your boss/superior is pretty much a tyrant or a dictator.<br />[] You respect your superiors a lot.<br />[] You are physically very resistant.<br />[x] You wish you could learn magic.<br />[x] If you died, you feel you could rise from the grave! [I WOULD SO COME BACK AND HAUNT YOUR ASS! >:3]<br />Total: 4<br /><br />--Yoshi--<br />[] You are most of time cheerful and/or happy.<br />[] You have a favorite color and are obsessed with it.<br />[x] You love fruits<br />[] You are very omnivorous.<br />[x] You like to eat a lot.<br />[] You are usually very healthy and active.<br />[] You are usually friendly.<br />[x] You like to help others.<br />[x] Since you were young, you were very intelligent.<br />[] You are pretty carefree.<br />Total: 4<br /><br />--Boo--<br />[] You like to play pranks.<br />[] You are so shy that you have to hide your face if someone tries to make eye contact.<br />[] You like to stalk people.<br />[x] You like dark places.<br />[] You are vengeful.<br />[x] You love haunted houses.<br />[x] You have a large family and live with many members of them in the same house.<br />[] You'd like to live forever.<br />[x] You love to scare people.<br />[x] You wish you could float.<br />Total: 5<br /><br />--Shy Guy--<br />[] Nobody knows your true self.<br />[x] You are childish.<br />[x] You love toys.<br />[] Masks rock.<br />[] You are a prankster.<br />[] You are quite multitalented.<br />[x] You hang out with many others who are "just like you."<br />[x] You like to gather or collect stuff.<br />[] You are naive and/or innocent.<br />[x] You are very crafty.<br />Total: 5<br /><br />--Bandit--<br />[] You don't mind stealing from others.<br />[x] You are rude.<br />[] You have a bad reputation.<br />[x] You are violent.<br />[] You are very fast.<br />[] You know how to "pick-pockets".<br />[x] You'd rather flee than confront your problems.<br />[] You are a bully.<br />[] You usually have a pretty shady behavior.<br />[x] No one ever finds you when playing "Hide and Seek".<br />Total: 4<br /><br />--Toad--<br />[x] You are usually friendly.<br />[x] You are a pacifist.<br />[x] You are a coward and a scaredy cat.<br />[] You could be a royal servant.<br />[] You love your boss/superior.<br />[x] You have a hero.<br />[] You've met your hero in person.<br />[x] You love vegetables.<br />[] You can't fight for yourself at all.<br />[] You'd sacrifice yourself for your boss/superior.<br />Total: 5<br /><br />--Bob-omb--<br />[x] You are a hothead.<br />[x] You are pretty temperamental.<br />[x] No one wants to see you angry or they'll be sorry.<br />[] You could be a war tactician.<br />[x] You love weapons and explosives.<br />[] You wouldn't mind crafting weapons.<br />[] You'd like to be a machine.<br />[] People use you as if you were some sort of dangerous toy.<br />[] You would be a kamikaze if you really had to.<br />[x] If you could survive, you would not mind blowing up yourself.<br />Total: 5<br /><br />--Piranha Plant--<br />[x] You are very omnivorous.<br />[x] You eat really fast.<br />[] You are known for your voracious appetite.<br />[] You fear fire, perhaps more than other people.<br />[] You aren't too smart.<br />[x] You bite, literally.<br />[x] You wish you could spit fire<br />[] You like damp places.<br />[] You could go live in the sewers if you really had to.<br />[x] When you are sleeping, nobody dares to wake you up, or else...<br />Total: 5<br /><br />--Shaman (Merlon's Family)--<br />[] You are way too talkative.<br />[x] You wish you could learn magic.<br />[x] You have a "sixth sense".<br />[x] You have a big reputation.<br />[] You know how to tell someone's fortune.<br />[] Your trade comes from an old family tradition.<br />[] You come from a very old family and they did something very important in the past.<br />[x] You believe in "mystical stuff" [such as spirits, magic, destiny, fortune telling, alternative universes/dimensions, etc.].<br />[x] You know a lot about "mystical stuff".<br />[] You are quite "a charmer."<br />Total... ]]></description>
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                <title>Character Madness 6</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:30:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from ~<a class="u" href="http://leviathandemon.deviantart.com/">LeviathanDemon</a><br /><br />Choose six Characters.<br />1. Vincent<br />2. Twelve<br />3. Demo<br />4. Ruze<br />5. Cristian<br />6. Izo<br /><br /><br />1. 4 and 3 lost their home and now have to share a box on the side of the road. What do they do?<br />.....Let the chaos ensue. >:3 She'll try to drink his blood, he'll try to kill her, she'll try to kill back, they'll probably end up the best of friends by the time it's over, but oh, the havoc they will wreak.<br /><br />2. 1 walks by 4 and 3. What do they do?<br />He wouldn't do much more than whistle at Demo, mostly because Bells would burn him to a crisp, but he'd probably try to cop a feel on Ruze. Which wouldn't end well. *hides*<br /><br />3. Hooray!! 6 gets 4 and 3's house back. But one condition....<br />He wants a lifetime supply of Pop-Tarts and a Kagimaru plushy.<br /><br />4. 2 is in a room full of irritated people and has a really annoying song stuck in his/her head. What happens?<br />She cries until Trick shows up and takes her out for donuts.<br /><br />5. 5 gets a job as a lifeguard at the community pool, and some old lady starts drowning. What happens?<br />He's too busy hiding in the dressing rooms to avoid being burned to notice. Poor old lady...maybe someone else will get her.<br /><br />6. 3 and 5 were going to have a tea party, but some odd liquid falls into 3's beverage. What is the liquid, and how does 5 react?<br />Blood, considering they both drink it. Then there'll probably be a fight for it. Cristian would win. And then Bells would probably try to kill him. Might succeed. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/shrug2.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /><br /><br />7. 1 gets into a fight with Godzilla. What happens?<br />Vince goes into "therapist" mode. Godzilla leaves in tears but never terrorizes Tokyo again. -.-<br /><br />8. 2 gets hired for a really embarrassing job, and 6 shows up accidentally. What is the job, and their reactions?<br />She's an, um, exotic dancer. <br />Izo: ...Does your brother know about this?<br />Twelve: ...... <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /> ....Yes.....<br />Izo: .... *sighs* He doesn't, does he.<br />Twelve: .......I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU TELL HIM!<br />Izo: -.-<br /><br />9. NOES! THE WORLD HAS RUN OUT OF SUGAR!!!!!<br />Twelve drives Trick crazy with her sugar withdrawal. Izo's too busy trying to figure out how to make Pop-Tarts without sugar to drive anyone crazy, thankfully.<br /><br />10. 4 was hoarding all the sugar! D:<<br />Why am I not surprised? Trick tasers Ruze, which shorts out his circuitry, while Twelve and Izo bicker over who needs sugar more.<br /><br />11. 4 gets arrested, but 6 and 1 have a really complex idea to bust 'em out.<br />Izo: ...And then you'll *whisper whisper whisper* and I'll *whisper whisper whisper* and then *whisper whisper whisper*<br />Vincent: Uh-huh....aye....yah... IT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT! ....Hey, wait....why're we helpin' 'im again?<br />Izo: .........I'm thirsty.<br />Vincent: Ach, let's go for drinks then! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />Izo: Alright!!!<br />Ruze: ....I'm on my own, aren't I? Tch. Imbeciles.<br /><br />12. The plan worked! But 4 is now a fugitive running from the cops. Who decides to travel with 4?<br />Ya'el. No one else likes him enough... *shot*<br /><br />13. 3 has the choice to become the most famous celebrity ever lived, or a dictator. What do they choose?<br />A dictator. God help the poor suckers who live in her country.<br /><br />14. Godzilla's back. And he brought Primal Dialga. D:<br />Vincent offers beer. <<Insert epic roaring here>> Vincent rrrruuuunnnnsss for his life.<br /><br />15. 5 and 2 are in a life or death situation. Who dies for whom?<br />Cristian drinks Twelve's blood to save himself. Then Trick stakes him.<br /><br />16. 1 randomly explodes.<br />He joins Micheal in the Afterlife as a ghost. Izo stares for a moment, then cries. Ruze laughs.<br /><br />17. 1 WAS JUST KIDDING. 8D Who beats them up?<br />Ruze. Just because he can. Then Izo steals Trick's taser and tasers Ruze.<br /><br />18. 4 comes back from his/her life on the run. Have they changed in any way?<br />He hates people more, if that's even possible.<br /><br />19. Who is the most sick of this stupid tag?<br />Ruze. Getting tasered twice plus a life on the run makes for a homicidal Ruze.<br /><br />20. 6 blows up something. Anything. What is it? <br />The Kagimaru shrine Ellion set up in Izo's closet as a cruel joke. Then Ellion's lab. And then possibly Ellion himself.<br /><br />~*~<br /><br />1. Your loudest character?<br />Either Kylee or Vincent.<br /><br />2. Your shyest?<br />Ilina.<br /><br />3. Your angriest?<br />Ilina. But hey, it's justified. >.>... ]]></description>
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                <title>I DID IT!!! [[Edits Below]] :3</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:58:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep, going to the mall today, gotta take my sisters though. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bleh.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bleh:" title="Bleh" /> <br /><br />BUT! I might get another set of holes in my ears (FINALLY!~) SO, I's happeh. :3<br /><br />If I don't get my ears done, I'mma stop in Borders and see about something to reeeaaaaaad. *dying of book failure*<br /><br />So, I'll prolly be on this evening. Ta-ta, toodlo, and cheerio, my lovelies. Mwuah.<br /><br /><br />~*EDIT*~<br /><br />I GOT 'EM DONE! HECK YEAH BABAY!<br /><br />And I got a <i>Ghostbusters</i> wristband. Just because.<br /><br />*feels kinda cool, with her Ghostbusters wristband, worn out Converse, new ear piercings, and awesomely faded jeans* <br /><br />*feels kinda silly for feelin' kinda cool, but can't help it*<br /><br />yOu'Ve BeEn A wOnDeRfUl AuDiEnCe, LaDiEs AnD gErMs, ThAnK yOu So MuCh FoR sToPpInG bY.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Job Interview...and stuff...HELP!!!! TT_________TT</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:46:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So...I had a job interview today...<br /><br />I turned them down. >.><br /><br />They wanted me to work evenings. >.><br /><br />Like, 3pm to 11pm. Which is pretty much the only time I can get online. <br /><br />Problem is, I reeeeaaaaally need this job. Like...really really really need it. It's a good job, and I need the money for college. But I don't want to give up talking to my friends. <br /><br />So wtf am I supposed to do????? TT_______________________TT<br /><br />I fucking hate life.<br /><br />-----<br /><b>EDIT:</b> I went back and let the guy know I changed my mind. He has to talk to the manager, and then call back. Here's hoping! *crosses fingers* <br /><br />-----<br /><br />I can't write when I'm happy.<br />The words just don't coalesce.<br />I find it slightly ironic, really.<br /><br />I hope that I'm not one of those<br />poets on dA who suck. <br />But tell me if I am<br />so that I don't continue<br />to suck.<br /><br />I believe in love and honesty.<br />I live in the city. But<br />I grew up in the country.<br />I am a whore.<br />And I know that it is possible.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Character Madness - THE FIFTH TIME AROUND! :D</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:08:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, here are the rules:  Pick twelve characters, either yours or someone else's, and answer the questions.  Don't look at the questions until after you pick the characters.  No cheating <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> <br /><br />1) Lillith<br />2) Kylee<br />3) Izo<br />4) Mare<br />5) Demo<br />6) Gale<br />7) Adair<br />8) Ellion<br />9) Ziv<br />10) Alesia<br />11) Vincent<br />12) Ilina<br /><br /><br />1) Six (Gale), seven (Adair), and eight (Ellion) all go out to dinner, where do they go, what do they eat, and who pays? <br />     They go to Pizza Hut and stuff themselves with four large pepperoni pizzas. Gale forgot his wallet and Adair is always out of money, so Ellion pays.<br /><br />2) Twelve (Ilina) and nine (Ziv) go on a date, where do they go, how does it go? <br />     They go to a state park, where Ziv names all the animals and Ilina names all the plants. <br />     Ziv: She's nice, I like her. Even if she does talk funny. ^_______________________^<br />     Ilina: *smiles a little* He's l-like the little b-b-b-brother I never h-had...<br /><br />3) Four (Mare) and six (Gale) have a daughter, whatÂs her name, what is she like? <br />     Emma is her name. Mare's father would have Gale thrown in prison and then take custody of the child, so she'd mostly end up a younger version of Mare: a sociopathic tea-fanatic who really wants nothing more than to be given a hug and a teddy bear.<br /><br />4) Two (Kylee) has an embarrassing question for nine (Demo), what is it about? <br />     Kylee: *edges into the room* Ceci...<br />     Demo: What. -.-<br />     Kylee: You remember that guy? From last night? At the club?<br />     Demo: ......Yeeeaaaah....why? *suspicious*<br />     Kylee: ...........Imight'vesortakindalosthisnumber. >.<<br />     Demo: Oh god....not again.....<br /><br />5) Four (Mare) and five (Izo) are arguing, what is it about? <br />     Which shade of blue looks better with rose on a teacup. :icon|||-plz:<br /><br />6) You ask seven (Adair) what the best movie they ever saw was, what is their answer? <br />     Adair: Brokeback Mountain. >3<br /><br />7) If eleven (Vincent) was deathly ill, how does two (Kylee) react, what does eleven (Vincent) have to say to ten (Alesia)? <br />     Kylee: *bustling around playing nurse*<br />     Vince: *sees Alesia* ......Are ye the Virgin Mother? .....Holy Christ, 'm I dead?! D8<br /><br />8) Ten (Alesia) gets into a fight, where was it, who was it with, and who won? <br />     Anywhere, with Apo, and neither can win. -.-<br /><br />9) Who would make a better teacher, twelve (Ilina) or four (Mare)? <br />     Well, both of them hate children. Ilina would stutter so badly that no one could understand her, and Mare would kill them all. You tell me who would make a better teacher.<br /><br />10) One (Lillith) and eight (Ellion) are on a quest for something, what is it? <br />     Probably the world's largest bottle of KY lube. -.-<br /><br />11) Eight (Ellion) and ten (Alesia) have an agreement, who is the brain and who is the brawn?  What do they achieve? <br />     Oddly enough, if they argued, Ellion would be the brain and Alesia would be the brawn. And the only thing they'd achieve would be Ellion getting smashed through several brick walls when he finally says something that pisses Alesia off.<br /><br />12) Three (Izo) must work for eleven (Vincent), what do they have to do? <br />     Seduce the other card players in order to find out what sort of hand they have so he (Vince) can win more at poker.<br /><br />13) What can five (Demo) do to scare eight (Ellion)? <br />     Threaten Renel. :3<br /><br />14) What would happen in a fan fiction where nine (Ziv) kidnaps eight (Ellion), seven (Adair) and four (Mare) team up to get him/her back, and twelve (Ilina) has stolen something very precious from two (Kylee)? <br />     Adair would lure Ziv away from Ellion with lollipops and balloons while Mare debates whether she should kill Ellion or rescue him. Meanwhile, Kylee would be frantically pleading with Ilina to give back her dust while Ilina lectures Kylee about how dust mining is destroying the earth.<br /><br />15) Who does eight (Ellion) choose to help him/her, two (Kylee), eleven (Vincent), or five (Demo)? <br />     Kylee would refuse and Ellion doesn't trust Vince, so probably Demo.<br /><br />16) Three (Izo) has a great idea cheer up twelve (Ilina), what is it?<br />     Kill James. -.- Except that Lina would be pissed and Izo would get his ass handed to him on a silver platter.<br /><br />17) Why is twelve (Ilina) mad at eight (Ellion)?<br />     For trying to kill the Venus flytrap plants that keep attempting to take over his lab. >.o<br /><br />18) One (Lillith) walks in on three (Izo) and five (Demo) making out, what happens next? <br />     Izo: *looks up and grins* 'Ey, Lilliiiiii~ join us!<br />     Demo: *giggles and hiccups* We're havin' fuuuuu... ]]></description>
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                <title>So...this is it...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:21:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Graduation is tomorrow. No more high school for me. After that......it's back to mom's. <br /><br />Don't get me wrong; I love my mom dearly. I'm really happy to be seeing her again after two years of living away from home and only seeing my family on the holidays and occasional weekend. <br /><br />But since Bill runs the house electricity on a generator, I have no way of knowing if, when, and how often I'll be able to get online. It's really unreliable. Plus, I'll be getting a job, which will most likely be in the evenings and on weekends, which is my usual computer time...so...yeah...<br /><br />This sucks. Majorly. Like....this totally takes the awesomeness out of graduation. I really can't wait until I start college...the year after next... >.o At least then I'll have reliable (if slow) internet.<br /><br />So...I'll do my best to get on whenever I can.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I kill spiders.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 17:39:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ < purplenekokitty><i>The spiders, they are crawling, crawling on my wall. The spiders they are everywhere, WE MUST DESTROY THEM ALL! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/music.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":music:" title="Music" /></i><br />< purplenekokitty><i>Bye bye little spiders, crawling on my wall. Bye bye little spiders, I'VE DESTROYED YOU ALL! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/music.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":music:" title="Music" /></i><br />< Lmory>I'm mad at you now purplenekokitty... No joke... D<<br />< purplenekokitty>Lmory: The spiders are mad at me too. But they're dead now!!! So it doesn't matter!!!! >(<br />< purplenekokitty>Do not cry for them, Lmory, for they live on within your heart.<br />< purplenekokitty>Can you feel them?<br />< Lmory> purplenekokitty: oh shut up<br />< purplenekokitty>They're crawling inside your heart, Lmory!<br />< Lmory> purplenekokitty: dont mess with me<br />< purplenekokitty>You can't escape the spiders!!!<br />< purplenekokitty><i>The spiders, they are crawling, crawling on my wall. The spiders they are everywhere, WE MUST DESTROY THEM ALL! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/music.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":music:" title="Music" /></i><br />< Ruite>...<br />< Ruite>Oooookay.<br />< purplenekokitty><i>Bye bye little spiders, crawling on my wall. Bye bye little spiders, I'VE DESTROYED YOU ALL! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/music.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":music:" title="Music" /></i><br />< Ruite>owo<br />< Lmory> purplenekokitty: bitch...<br />< Ruite>Giant Mutated Spider: *Steps on Purple*<br />< sexpet666>o^o<br />< purplenekokitty>*dies*<br />< Lmory>lol<br />< purplenekokitty>Karma's a bitch.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Character Madness 3</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:15:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Choose ten of your OCÂs and away you go!<br /><br />1. Rahim<br />2. Alesia<br />3. Kylee<br />4. Izo<br />5. Demo<br />6. Winter<br />7. Vincent<br />8. Ellion<br />9. Adair<br />10. Tyler<br /><br />1. ItÂs a Saturday night and you go see a movie. You see 1, 4, 6, and 10 there. You decide to stalk them; what do they see and what happens?<br />Rahim, Izo, and Tyler go to see an action flick. Winter goes to see a psychological thriller. The guys laugh their arses off and come out best friends. Winter gets bored and begins to exact her own version of mental torture on the poor sucker sitting next to her. The guy starts freaking out, and Winter is promptly banned, and adds this theater to the list with a sigh.<br /><br />2. 5 is in the hospital and he/she is suffering from cancer. 8 gets them a get well gift, what is it?<br />Two drugs: One that eats the cancer, and one that's like morphine only a hundred times more potent.<br /><br />3. 2 and 9 have a stroke of stupidity and decide to play a really lame joke on 3; how does it go and does anyone get hurt?<br />: I had nothing to do with this. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br />Adair: .....It was Ziv, I swear.<br />Kylee: .......I hate you all. *smashing things with shadow-hands*<br /><br />4. 7 is at home playing video games when suddenly the gaming device sucks them into the game. What happens next?<br />Vincent: .......Oi.....who took me beer?! D:<br /><br />5. 1, 2, and 3 got really hammered. You find them wandering on the street and you take them to your house. <br />Rahim is a mass of giggles, walking into walls and tripping over the carpet until he finally passes out. Kielan takes over the couch, staring morosely at nothing. Kylee has somehow managed to get ahold of her dust again, and is on a totally whacked-out dust trip.<br /><br />6. 10 goes goth.<br />Tyler: *sighs* Kita doesn't love me......my parents hate me......life is so hard.... *angst*<br /><br />7. Yumi-chu tries to sell all the OCs Yaoi (not Yuri) DVDÂs does anyone buy any?<br />Kielan. Izo. Ellion. Adair. And possibly Tyler. Kylee and Demo would.....when no one is looking.<br /><br />8. OH MY GAWD! ITÂS HANNAH MONTANA!!!!<br />Rahim: ....Who?<br />Kylee: KILL THAT LITTLE WHORE! *attacks the crap out of Hannah Montana*<br /><br />9. No, wait, IÂm sorry...ITÂS EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!<br />Demo: >:3 Hahaha....Who's afraid of the big bad vampire? *grins to reveal her own lengthening fangs*<br /> *Screen goes black*<br /> Voiceover: We are experiencing technical difficulties...<br /><br />10. 9 ate 7, who is 6 afraid of now?<br />Winter: *hoists a rocket launcher on her shoulder* Bring it on, bitch! >D<br /><br />11. 8 got a job for a GIECO commercial, and for some reason they have to be in their underwear. Does he/she have a BF or does something else happen?<br />Ellion: O3O *strips down to his underwear* <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> *aside* Renel NEVER hears about this.<br /><br />12. 5 is outside and sees a flash of light, they run to see what it is and they see that itÂs Karin and Kazune from Kamichama Karin (Chu). What do they do?<br />Demo: Er.....who are you??? O.o<br /><br />13. ItÂs Friday the 13th and 4 is in a stroke of bad luck! What happens when he/she gets home!!<br />Ellion has somehow managed to get copies of the pictures of Kagi and Boz from Thal. While Izo is freaking out over that, Gale goes missing. Ellion goes to find Gale, as Izo is in no condition to do so. Then, while Ellion is gone, Ryel and Ydrae show up. Moskel, of course, is nowhere to be found.<br /><br />14. 10 and 2 are in a play, and theyÂre the main characters. WhatÂs the play and does this end well?<br />They don't do a play; they do a movie. The others force them to do <i>Titanic</i>. Tyler is Jack and Kielan is Rose. Kielan kills random people because he's angry about being forced to dress as a girl, Tyler freaks out over what Ankita is going to say, and for some reason, all the props keep disappearing. They're found some time later, converted into weapons by Winter.<br /><br />15. A rabid Tanuki (raccoon dog) is attacking 5, what does 6 do?<br />Blasts the Tanuki with a rocket launcher.<br /><br />16. A rabid Tanuki is attacking 6, what does 5 do?<br />Attacks the Tanuki, ripping its throat out.<br /><br />17. Do most of your OCÂs eat Cake or Pie?<br />Pie.<br /><br />18. All of the couples out of your OCÂs break up, who do they hook up with next or do they end up sulking for a ridiculously long time?<br />Rahim doesn't technically have a girlfriend; Kielan and Kylee lose themselves in dust and each other; Izo finally goes to Ydrae willingly; Demo and Winter blow stuff up; Vincent drinks himself into a stupor before finding himself "a fresh lass"; Ellion gives over to Raska; Adair hooks up with Evin; and Tyler goes back t... ]]></description>
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                <title>Character Madness - NUMBA FOUR!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 18:58:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.<br /><br />1. Kylee<br />2. ~Gale<br />3. Vincent<br /><br />1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?<br />Kylee: I'm Kylee Bekkett, and I have no idea who either of these two are.<br />~Gale: I'm Gale...and I also have no idea..<br />Vincent: *eyes Kylee* No idea. I'd remember a rack like that.<br />Kylee: Take a picture; it'll last longer. They asked your name.<br />Vincent: Hmm? Oh, Vincent O'Bannon.<br /><br />2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?<br />Kylee: I'm a <i>girl</i>, dipshit. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rolleyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":roll:" title="Roll Eyes" /><br />~Gale: N-no.... O////////////O<br />Vincent: A few...<br /><br />3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?<br />Kylee: *smirks* I fuck little boys.<br />~Gale: <b>. . .</b> *edges away from Kylee* O___________O I...um...don't know...<br />Vincent: It doesna count unless it's true, Miss Bekkett... >.><br />Kylee: Bite me. <br />Vincent: With pleasure. >3<br />~Gale: Um... o.o<br /><br />4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?<br />Kylee: .....No.<br />~Gale: Um...Ikindasleptwithmybestfriend....andIlikesomeoneelse... >.><br />Vincent: ...I...caused the death of my husband...<br />Kylee: .... *hugs Vincent* You poor thing...<br /><br />5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?<br />Kylee: *grins, running her tongue-ring over her teeth* Wouldn't you like to know.<br />~Gale: *blushes more* Um...no...?<br />Vincent: Ach...nae...not really.<br /><br />6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?<br />Kylee: .... *attempting to count* ....This is a stupid question. NEXT!<br />~Gale: *blushes a new shade of red* Um...I've only ever done anything with one person...<br />Vincent: They asked who it was, lad.<br />~Gale: *blushes darker* Ro...<br />Kylee: *looks at Vincent* And you?<br />Vincent: .... *sighs* No one. No one since Micheal.<br /><br />7) Do you love me? I love you.<br />Kylee: Tch. Sucks to be you.<br />~Gale: *laughs uncomfortably* I'm sorry, I like someone else...<br />Vincent: *smiles thinly* Sorry, no. <br /><br />8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?<br />Kylee: *lights a cigarette* Nope. I really couldn't care less.<br />~Gale: You shouldn't lie to people, it's not nice...<br />Vincent: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rolleyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":roll:" title="Roll Eyes" /><br /><br />9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?<br />Kylee: .....No one.... *shifty eyes*<br />~Gale: *taken aback* Why would I want to kill anyone?<br />Vincent: There is no one I want dead.<br /><br />10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?<br />Kylee: A customer who tries to skip out without paying. >(<br />~Gale: *scowls* When Roman and Randit fight.<br />Vincent: People who cheat at cards.<br /><br />11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!<br />Kylee: Don't make me shove a stiletto up your ass. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br />~Gale: O__________O<br />Vincent: I'm none sae sure of the lass, but the lad and I are people...<br />Kylee: *surreptitiously steps on Vincent's foot, grinding her heel into his toes*<br />Vincent: D8<br /><br />12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?<br />Kylee: Sorry sweets, I don't swing that way.<br />~Gale: .....What? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/confuse.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":confused:" title="Confused" /><br />Vincent: It used to. >.><br /><br />13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?<br />Kylee: ...I'm not even going to try counting again. -.-<br />~Gale: *blinks* Um....my parents, when I was a baby? And...Randit...when we were swimming... *blushes* And Ro...<br />Vincent: *laughs* I'm with the lass on this one.<br /><br />14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?<br />Kylee: Tch. The dust is bad enough; I'll pass.<br />~Gale: ...Er...crack? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/confuse.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":confused:" title="Confused" /><br />Vincent: Nah...drugs destroy your brain. *smirks at Kylee* <br />Kylee: *digs her heel in again* <br />Vincent: >.O<br /><br />15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?<br />Kylee: *lights a second cigarette off the end of the first* I've got nothing better to do...<br />~Gale: *laughs nervously* W... ]]></description>
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                <title>Confessions of a Girl</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:56:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ CONFESSIONS OF A GIRL.<br /><br />1. Do you sleep in your bra?:<br />It depends on which bra it is; if it's a sports bra, sure, but never in one with an underwire.<br /><br />2. Do you enjoy drama?<br />Not really.<br /><br />3. Are you a girly girl?:<br />I try to avoid it. :3<br /><br />4. Who was the last person you hugged?:<br />My mom.<br /><br />5. Small or large purses?:<br />Medium.<br /><br />6. Are you short?:<br />About average.<br /><br />7. Do you like somebody:<br />Si si si. :3<br /><br />8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:<br />It depends on who it was. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> My friends and I do that to each other a lot, just for laughs.<br /><br />9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:<br />I only wear socks once, and the second I take them off, I don't put them back on again until they've been washed.<br /><br />10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:<br />Yep. :3<br /><br />11. Are you double jointed?:<br />Nope.<br /><br />12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:<br />The library. During class. XD<br /><br />13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:<br />Nope.<br /><br />15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:<br />Ummm, there were a couple of people I used to, when we went to school together.<br /><br />16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> Dunno.<br /><br />"X" Marks the Spot:<br />[x] I do wear make up<br />[x] I have cried at a movie theater.<br />[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.<br />[x] I get jealous.<br />[X] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.<br />[x] I love to laugh. Haha...<br />[x] I like death/grind/black metal.<br />[x] I like country.<br />[x] I carry a purse.<br />[x] IÂd be lost without my computer.<br />[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD. (Not since I was like, eight...)<br />[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD. (<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/fear.gif" width="18" height="18" alt=":fear:" title="Fear" />)<br />[ ] I own a boy band CD. (Again, not since I was eleven.)<br />[x] I get bored watching football.<br />[x] IÂve never been called a spoiled brat.<br />[x] Guys are confusing.<br />[x] IÂve been called a bad influence.<br />[x] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (My eyebrow, once, but I let it heal closed)<br /><br />1. What color is your bra that your wearing?:<br />Um.... *goes to check* White!<br /><br />2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?:<br />Dark haired.<br /><br />3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:<br />Only wishing that he'd write. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> (Btw, Scott, YES, THIS IS A HINT.)<br /><br />4. Do you have a best friend(s)?<br />A few.<br /><br />5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:<br />Yes.<br /><br />6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?:<br />Kinda sorta but not seriously. Thought about having lipo in my legs and ass, and maybe breast implants, but then I decided it was stupid and gave up that idea.<br /><br />7. Do you like your life?:<br />Feh. Most of the time.<br /><br />8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:<br />....sorta.... >.><br /><br />9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:<br />Nope.<br /><br />10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?:<br />Girls online, guys irl.<br /><br />11. How long have you had Facebook?:<br />Uhhh...a month?<br /><br />12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? :<br />Yes.<br /><br />13. What are your biggest fears?:<br />La.<br /><br />14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:<br />Aye.<br /><br />15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:<br />Yup.<br /><br />16. Do you believe in the saying Âonce a cheater, always a<br />cheaterÂ?:<br />I don't know...<br /><br />17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:<br />Yup.<br /><br />18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:<br />Nah.<br /><br />19. Are you currently missing someone?<br />YES.<br /><br />This guy or that guy?:<br />I like both, but it's that guy right now.<br /><br />Punk/Goth or Gangster?:<br />Punk/Goth<br /><br /><br />Preppy or Cowboy?:<br />Cowboy all the way.<br /><br />Face or Body?:<br />Both.<br /><br />Sweet or Sexy?:<br />Sweet<br /><br />Well-educated or Dropout?:<br />Well-educated would be preferable, but there are a lot of reasons for dropping out.<br /><br />Blue, Green, Grey, or Brown eyes?:<br />I don't have a preference. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />Contacts or Glasses:<br />Contacts are nice, since I wear glasses, and after kissing a boy with glasses, I know first-hand how badly entangled two pairs of... ]]></description>
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                <title>Prom, College, and Other Ridiculous Things</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:15:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ First thing first: Prom. So, I went with Alex. Yeah, might've seen the problem coming when that happened. But anyway, we started off on bad terms; he didn't want to dance, and when I finally convinced him to dance, he spent the whole dance making fun of the song. So I got annoyed and went to get a drink, and while I was at the drink bar, I met James, this guy who moved to our school fairly recently. He was really nice; asked if I was okay and poured a drink for me. Then he asked me to dance, so we did. While we were dancing, Alex started dancing with Beth (found out later she's the school's biggest slut. Also found out later that she came onto him, and he was trying to avoid her. Anyway - ). So I spent the better part of the evening with James. Tried to talk to Alex a few times, but every time I tried to, Beth was either already there, or came over right away and hung all over him, so I just gave up. Then we all went to the after-prom party. Things got better there; me, Alex, Rosie, and James all hung out. Then Alex went off with Beth again, so it was just us three. After awhile, Rosie drifted off to hang out with some other people, leaving James and I alone at our Blackjack table, at which point he told me in no uncertain terms that Alex is a prick and he doesn't like him. Which is just bloody wonderful, because Alex doesn't like James either. They decided to have it out in a boxing match, as that was one of the activities provided. Rosie and I watched and took bets. I betted on James, since he'd been winning a lot. Alex won. I laughed. Things got a little hazy after that, mostly because it was almost five in the morning by that point, and we just kinda spent the next hour or so hanging out until the party was over. I'm still not sure whether to laugh or cry over the whole thing, but laughing really sounds better, so I think that's what I'll do, because you know what the most ridiculous part of the whole evening was? I got pissed off over a guy who I don't even like as anything more than a friend. And an after-thought: James is kinda annoying. Heh, but anywho.<br /><br /><br /><br />So, next up is college. More ridiculousness. Mom stopped by Sunday night to drop of a paper for English that I left at her house, and then stayed to talk awhile, at which point she decided to tell me that she wants me to put off college for a year.<br /><br />Here's me: "Whaaaaaaaaaat?!" <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/crazy.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":crazy:" title="Crazy" /><br /><br />But I'm going to do it; when I move back in with her for the summer, I'm going to go ahead and spend a year there with her, and put off college until next fall. She's been really sick, and I know she needs someone right now. Plus, the way I figure, this will give me a break and a chance to get out and get a job, earn some money. Bill works during the day and the girls have school during the day, so I think I'll get a job working night shift. I'm a night person anyway, and that will let me avoid them as much as possible, while still being able to spend time with Mom.<br /><br /><br /><br />I'm soooooo sunburned!!!! *cry* My shoulders are so burned, with these horrid little blisters, and any kind of touch, no matter how soft or gentle, is like scrubbing my skin with sandpaper. I will be so glad when it stops hurting and just starts peeling. Gwuh. <br /><br /><br /><br />I'm finally done with my English paper!!!! It is a huuuuuuuge relief, not worrying about that anymore. Well, except for the recurring nightmare that I've had three different times now in which I get my paper back only to discover that a two-year-old might have written it and I've failed the class. DX <br /><br />See, this is why I need to take a year off from school. I really can't take the stress again right away; a summer just isn't long enough.<br /><br /><br /><br />And I think that's about everything, thank goodness, so I'll shut up now. And if you read this whole stupid journal, you deserve a huge cookie, because I write horribly long rants about nothing. I love you. ^^<br /><br />Bye bye buuuuuuuu!!! *sparkle heart* All my love. ^^<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>16 Things Girls Don't Notice</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:28:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I don't really believe in the "if you don't do this" thing, but this is still cute, so I figured I'd repost it anyway.<br /><br /><br />YOU HAVE to read all of them and if you don't your going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!<br /><br />1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about.<br /><br />2) Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you.<br /><br /><br />3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile (:<br /><br /><br />4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.<br /><br /><br />5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking,<br />and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.<br /><br /><br />6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don't need to give advice.<br /><br /><br />7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.<br /><br /><br />8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!<br /><br /><br />9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.<br /><br /><br />10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you.<br /><br /><br />11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.<br /><br /><br />12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.<br /><br /><br />13) No guy can handle all his problems on his own, He's just too stubborn to admit it.<br /><br /><br />14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.<br /><br /><br />15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.<br /><br /><br />16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.<br /><br /><br /><br />-Everything said in this bulletin is true<br /><br />-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams<br /><br />-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life<br /><br />POST AS : 16 things girls don't notice<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Why does my bagel taste like feet?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:32:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...No really, why does it? I took one bite and nearly threw up, it was gross. It tasted like what feet smell like, if that made any sense. O.o I keep making weird typos... Ha, I should sleep. BUT I wanted to make a quick update.<br /><br />So, I won't be on Saturday. At all. Pandora's Box from 8 in the morning to 5 in the evening, then Prom and After-Prom from 7:30(?) in the evening to 6 on Sunday morning. Aaaaaand I still don't know about Sunday. I might just sleep all day, just because I can.<br /><br />My Psych homework, which isn't done, is due tomorrow. The rough draft for my research paper in English is also due tomorrow, and also isn't done. The worst part? I only saved them on the computer at school. (It just occured to me, all these tomorrows should be todays, because it is now 12.30 in the morning. Beh.)<br /><br />But I will be on tomorrow after school, hallelujah, for many long hours. As always.<br /><br />......I feel like there's something else I should be saying, I really do.... But I just don't know what it is..... Gwah, I am so tired, so I'm going to get off of this blasted computer and try to get some sleep now.<br /><br />I love you all! Mwah! Hugs! Good night!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>PnD: Keep happy pills on standby.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:04:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>Welcome to PillsAndDemons! Please keep body parts inside the car at all times.<br /><br />Available services and features include:<br /><br />Alchol abuse<br />Drug abuse<br />Character abuse<br />Spouse abuse<br />Child abuse<br />Deadbeat dads<br />Deadbeat moms<br />Dead dads and moms<br />Male pregnancy<br />Incest<br />Incestous mpreg<br />Drano consumption<br />Rapid mutation<br />Possessed arms<br />Possesion of arms<br />Possessed books<br />Possession of drugs<br />Possession by drugs<br />Possession by weapons<br />Possession by demons <br />Prehistoric bird demons<br />Asshole families<br />War between asshole families <br />Twincest violence<br />Violent twincest<br />Violent violence<br />Violins<br />Organ failure caused by drugs<br />Organ harvest caused by organ failure<br />Explosions <br />Street violence<br />Explosive street violence<br />Gang violence<br />Gang warfare<br />Religions warfare <br />Bad religions<br />Bad music<br />Bad parenting<br />Bad people<br />Bad police<br />Good thieves and murderers<br />Hybrids<br />Purebreds<br />Genetic mutations<br />Curses<br />Cyborgs <br />Cyborg dogs<br />Guys in masks <br />Murderers in masks<br />Angels <br />Demons<br />GUNS!!!!<br />Chainsaw-murdering doctors<br />Druggie bartenders<br />Sex-crazed Nosferatu<br />Sex-crazed Darkness elementals<br />Overworked doctors<br />Psychotic demon jesters<br />Sadistic overlords<br />Beautiful women who turn into a spiders<br />Demon jesters with schizophrasia<br />Pig-headed rapists<br />Unobservant Nixies<br />Rebeling teenagers<br />Emo corners<br />Emo songs<br />Lost limbs<br />Lost eyes<br />Recovered eyes<br />Fake date rape<br />Fake death<br />Real death<br />Boys with girly names<br />Girls with boyish names<br />Name changes<br />Sex changes<br />Sex for change<br />Sex for money<br />Sex for food<br />Sex for sex<br />Sexy nurses<br />Playboy bunnies<br />Llamas<br />Llama attacks<br />Ducks<br />Emus<br />Monkeys<br />Mournful Monkeys<br />Alcoholics<br />Unwanted pregnancies<br />Simultaneous pregnancies<br />Kicked shins<br />Kicking<br />Punching<br />Nut shots<br />"I think one of them popped"<br />Anti-twincest<br />Tangled hair<br />Irritated mothers<br />The theme to Gilligan's Island sang twenty times over<br />Diseases<br />Sissy fathers<br />Fabulous hair<br />Blood transfusions<br />Cannibalistic Shades<br />Shadow creatures<br />Transvestites in steel-toed boots<br />Exotic dancing<br />Erotic dancing<br />Erotic/exotic dancers<br />Prostitutes<br />Alternate universes<br />Portals to alternate universes<br />Clones<br />Bad clones<br />Bad connections<br />Bad eggs<br />Ninja eggs<br />Murderous vines<br />Never-ending supply of rats<br />Never-ending supply of Pop-Tarts<br />Violence with bats<br />Violence with golf clubs<br />Violence with crowbars<br />Internet snipers<br />Runaways<br />Marriage<br />Divorces<br />Changes of partners<br />Babies<br />Mutant babies<br />Lonely babies<br />Lonely fathers<br />Lonely vampires<br />Evil vampires<br />Death of <i>Twilight</i> vampires<br />Sex fiends<br />Sex friends<br />Sex buddies<br />Bunk buddies<br /><strike>< s>command</strike><br />Body parts<br />Body piercings<br />Body art<br />Tattoos<br />Cutting<br />Random giggling<br />Random arguing<br />Random fighting<br />Random dancing<br />Misspelled words<br />Grammar Nazis<br />German Nazis<br />8 year old yaoi fanatics<br />8 year old anti-characters<br />Wolf cubs<br />Nixie-wolf cubs<br />Crossdressing<br />Cosplaying<br />Tea drinking<br />Blown-up buildings<br />Wearing scarves in the summer<br />Wearing scarves in the winter<br />Guy on guy<br />Girl on girl<br />Guy on girl<br />Guy on guy on guy on girl on girl on girl on guy on guy<br />Dogpiles<br />Michael Jackson threats<br />Michael Jackson appearances<br />Hellboy appearances<br /><i>Repo!</i> appearances<br />Insane doctors<br />Doctors for the insane<br />Insane for the doctores<br />Insanes for the insanes<br />CANNIBALS!<br />Cannibals treated like dogs<br />Cannibals that like being treated like dogs<br />Dogs that are locked outside in the rain because the cannibal is being treated like a dog<br />Stalkers<br />Ex-stalkers<br />Heads in boxes<br />Ex-stalkers' heads in boxes<br />Scared little brothers<br />Near death experiences<br />Death experiences<br />Resurrections<br />Erections<br />Dissections<br />Vivisections<br />Electrocutions<br />Scalpels<br />Killer demons<br />Demon-killers<br />Demon-killing demons<br />PILLSANDDEMONS! <a href="http://ohjoyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/h/ohjoyplz.png" alt=":iconohjoyplz:" title="ohjoyplz"/></a><br /><br /><br />Please keep body parts inside the car at all times. Thank you and enjoy your stay!<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>HYPERNESS! (And bad words. &gt;.o Beware.)</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:20:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ LIEK OMG OMG OMG OMG OOOOHMAAAAAAAHGAAAAAAWWWWWD!!!!!111111ONEONEONEONEONEHUNDRED<br /><br />.............WOOOOOOO!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /> I'm so hyper. :'D<br /><br />Well. Let's list all the happenings and good news. Oh, and some not-so-good news, but oh well.<br /><br />1) OwO I GOTZ A DATE FOR PROM! <a href="http://dweebdanceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/w/dweebdanceplz.gif" alt=":icondweebdanceplz:" title="dweebdanceplz"/></a> Which is, incidentally, this Saturday. ^3^ MY SENIOR PROM! (Oh yeah, and I won't be online Saturday. Liek, at all. I'm leaving at 8 in the morning for Pandora's Box, and from 9 to noon we're performing our suicide prevention skit at either Wisp or GC, I forget which. *is tard* And then from around 1 to 5, we're having an end of the year bash. And then prom is at 7 or 8, I forget which, and isn't over until midnight. AND THEEEEN, there's After Prom, which is from midnight to 6 am. ^o^ .....I am going to be so tired. XD<br /><br />2) My pop art sculpture is being featured in this year's Student Arts Fair! >3> Itza cookeh. A reeeaaaally big chocolate chip cookeh. I thought it sucked, but apparently my art teacher didn't. Ebu.<br /><br />3) English project........NOT GOING SO GREAT. Blargh. Psych project.......on hiatus? Art project....... *twitches and dies*<br /><br />4) SUMMER! So, yeah, I FINALLY heard from my aunt again about what's going down for this summer. I'll be spending most of the summer at my mom's (And I'm praying like crazy that they have the electric fixed by then!!!). We're spending the last week of July at my grandma's since I'll be having my birthday/second graduation party there. I'll be flying to Florida on August 9, then we're driving to Wisconsin on the 15th, and I'll be back in Maryland on the 22nd. So....SWEETNESS!<br /><br />5) .......Oh wait, I don't think there is a five. Oo Whoops. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> That's all, folks! I'll see you all in Hell.<br /><br />OHHH, I WAS WRONG! THERE IS A FIVE! HAHA! *failz* Yeah. There's a five. IT IS..... *dramatic drumroll* NEW CHARACTERS! .....But I'm not going to post profiles right now. I'm too lazy. And I really don't think anyone bothers to read them anyway. >.o Yeah. So that's that then, I believe. I'LL SEE Y'ALL'S BITCH ASSES IN HELL! *love love* ^^<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Character Madness - ROUND TWO!!!!!!11111ONEONEONE</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:40:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Ellion<br />2. Izo<br />3. Cat<br />4. Alesia<br />5. Demo<br />6. Kylee<br />7. Rahim<br />8. Kielan<br />9. Adair<br />10. Ziv<br /><br />1) 4 (Alesia) invites 3 (Cat) and 8 (Keilan) to dinner at their house. What happens?<br />Kielan freaks out, not being one to handle such events well. Cat has reached the point of being extremely moody, and alternates beating the crap out of Kielan with trying to console him. Alesia laughs her ass off at the resulting chaos.<br /><br />2) 9 (Izo) tries to get 5 (Demo) to go to a strip club.<br />Izo: You tell Moskel about this, and I will never speak to you again.<br />Demo: *smirks* Hello, sexy men.<br />Izo: *finishes applying lip gloss* Onward.<br /><br />3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 (Ellion) or 6 (Kylee)?<br />Kylee. Since the kids moved out, Ellion and Renel have had the house to themselves. *twitch*<br /><br />4) 2 (Alesia) and 7 (Rahim) are making out. 10 (Ziv) walks in...Their reaction?<br />Ziv: .......I'll just go away now.<br />Alesia: *horrified* DR. DEMENTIAAAAAAAA!!! *random things start blowing up*<br />Rahim: May Allah have mercy on my soul. TT^TT<br /><br />5) 3 (Cat) falls in love with 6 (Kylee). 8 (Kielan is jealous. What happens?<br />Kielan: Wait.....why am I jealous??? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/confuse.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":confused:" title="Confused" /><br />Cat: ......Where is Ale'elm? O____o<br />Kylee: Heh, this works too... *smirks*<br /><br />6) 4 (Alesia) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Ziv), 2 (Izo) or 7 (Rahim)?<br />I don't know why she would be jumping me in a dark alleyway (short of me causing Dr. Dementia's death), but all three would probably come to my rescue. Ziv and Rahim would just because they're nice, and Izo would because he's probably the only one (other than Dr. D) who could get that close to Alesia when she's angry.<br /><br />7) 1 (Ellion) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?<br />*various sounds of crashing and banging heard, followed by the sound of a chainsaw and screaming*<br />Ellion: *nowhere in sight*<br />Izo: Uh, we're going to cut to a commercial break now and -<br />*screaming stops abruptly*<br />Izo: We'llbebackinafew,'kaythanksbye!<br />*camera tilts then cuts off*<br /><br />8) 5 (Demo) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 (Adair) do?<br />Runs for help. He doesn't even know what a car is; he just sees the blood and freaks out.<br /><br />9) 3 (Cat) has to marry either 8 (Kielan), 4 (Alesia), or 9 (Adair). Who do they choose?<br />Cat: .....Wonderful. Cat must marry a gay man or a woman. >.> Where is Ale'elm?<br />Ultimately, if she had to choose, she'd probably choose Alesia, who wouldn't really care anyway and would act like the marriage didn't exist, which would suit them both just fine.<br /><br />10) 7 (Rahim) kidnaps 2 (Izo) and demands something from 5 (Demo) for 2's (Izo's) release. What is it?<br />Gold. Lots and lots of gold. For Anubis. >3><br /><br />11) You get to meet either 1 (Ellion) or 6 (Kylee). Who do you choose?<br />Hmmmm. One's a chainsaw-murderer/doctor, and the other's a druggie bartender. >.> I think I'll go with Kylee. I'd be less likely to get a limb chopped off or a scalpel to the head. =_______=<br /><br />12) 10 (Ziv) challenges 4 (Alesia) to a chariot race. Why?<br />Just because he can, and he thinks it'll be fun. Oh yeah, and because if he wins, Adair promises to be nice to him for a month.<br /><br />13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Cat). Does 3 (Cat) have a chance in hell?<br />If Ale'elm shows up, maaaaybe. If not, hell no. Kitty-cat claws will only go so far.<br /><br />14) Everyone is invited to 2 (Izo) and 10's (Ziv's) wedding except for 8 (Kielan). How do they react?<br />Kielan: ......But.....I wanted wedding cake..... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br />Izo: .....Why am I in a wedding dress? ....Again?<br /><br />15) Why is 6 (Kylee) afraid of 7 (Rahim)?<br />Anubis hasn't killed him yet, or even tried to. That's reason enough to be afraid of anyone.<br /><br />16) 10 (Ziv) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?<br />It starts out okay, but about a quarter of the way through, he gets confused, and suddenly Cinderella is sleeping for a hundred years while a fire-breathing dragon toasts the three little  pigs. Eventually, Adair comes and rescues Cinderella (who looks suspiciously like Cae), and the fire-breathing dragon decides at the last minute that he's vegetarian. They all live happily ever after. Everyone present is left with a severe eyetwitch and no idea what just happened.<br /><br />17) 1 (Ellion) arives late for 2 (Izo) and 10's (Ziv's) wedding. What happens? And why are they late?<br />Izo beats the crap out of Ellion for being late to his wedding until Ziv pulls him off, smiling and apologizing to ever... ]]></description>
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                <title>Tag Journal</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:06:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is my official tag journal, so that I'm not always having the tag on my front page. It will update whenever I have a new tag. :3<br /><br />~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~<br /><br />Can you answer 51 questions about just 1 person?<br />DonÂt change the friend half way through.<br /><br />1) WhatÂs their name?<br />John.<br /><br />2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?<br />Not anymore. >.><br /><br />3)Do you get along with this person all the time?<br />Usually.<br /><br />4) How old is the person?<br />17, going to be 18 in a few days. :3<br /><br />5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?<br />Hahahahaha, no.<br /><br />6) Is this person older than you?<br />One day less than a month older.<br /><br />7) Have you ever kissed this person<br />Nuu.<br /><br />9) Are you related to this person?<br />Nope.<br /><br />10) Are you really close to him/her?<br />I trust him more than all my other friends combined; he knows everything about me.<br /><br />11) Nickname?<br />Ya, but I's not allowed to tell them. >3><br /><br />12.) Do they have a nickname for you?<br />Nopers.<br /><br />13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?<br />Ehhhh, it varies.<br /><br />14) Do you think they will repost this?<br />Mmmm, no, he doesn't have a dA account. TT____TT<br /><br />15) Could you live with this person?<br />Sure.<br /><br />16) Why is this person your number 1?<br />Because he understands me in a way that none of my other friends do.<br /><br />18) How long have you known this person?<br />Uhhhh....roughly five years.<br /><br />19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?<br />Nah. We've been to Wal-Mart together though! XD Our podunk hometown is too little for a mall.<br /><br />20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?<br />Nope.<br /><br />21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?<br />Yeeeees, we're moving away from each other already and I miss him. T_T<br /><br />23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?<br />......I plead the fifth. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/i/innocent.gif" width="17" height="22" alt=":innocent:" title="Innocent" /><br /><br />24) Do you know everything about this person?<br />Probably not quite <i>everything</i>, but pretty damn close!<br /><br />25) Would you date this personÂs siblings?<br />EJ? ....No offense, guys, but HELL NO.<br /><br />26) Have you ever made something with this person?<br />I guess you could call it that...<br /><br />31) Is your #1 on drugs?<br />A better question would be, when is he not?<br /><br />33) Have you ever worn this personÂs clothes?<br />Not that I can think of. He's tiny. XP<br /><br />34) Does this person wear your clothes?<br />I think a sweatshirt, once.<br /><br />35) If it was Âfreaky fridayÂ would you switch bodies with this person?<br />Hah, sure!<br /><br />36) Have you ever heard this person sing?<br />Yep.<br /><br />38) Do you and this person have a saying?<br />Uh-huh.<br /><br />39) Do you know this persons Facebook password?<br />No, but I could probably figure it out. XD<br /><br />41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 months?<br />We've never been in anything more than an arguement. -.-<br /><br />44.) Have you and this person gone clubbing?<br />Sadly, no. Too young.<br /><br />45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?<br />Yup.<br /><br />46) Do you and this person talk alot?<br />Not as much lately. T_T<br /><br />47) Do you like this person?<br />I really do.<br /><br />48) Has this person yelled at you?<br />Once or twice.<br /><br />49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?<br />No.<br /><br />50) Do you want to go out with this person?<br />Nah.<br /><br />51) Do you want to be friends with them forever?<br />Yes. ^^<br /><br />-~-~-~-<br /><br />This survey gets a little personal can you handle it? Most likely. :3<br /><br />Can you take this without deleting any questions? <br />     I don't delete questions unless they're repeats.<br /><br />Your ex calls you, what do you say? <br />     My exes don't call me. >.><br /><br />When were you on the phone last and with who? <br />     Yesterday evening, with Rosie.<br /><br />Have you talked to a complete jerk today?no i have not<br /><br />Want someone back in your life?<br />     Yeeeeeeeees.<br /><br />What are you excited for?<br />     GETTING REPO! I WANT MY MOVIE SO BAD!!!<br /><br />Are you scared to fall in love? <br />     No. :3<br /><br />Do you think teenagers can be in love?<br />     Yes.<br /><br />Do you find it hard to trust others? <br />     Yes.<br /><br />Do you care too much/not at all/just enough about someone?<br />     All of the above.<br /><br />How fast does your mood change?<br />     It depends on the situation, but it can be pretty quickly.<br /><br />I bet you miss somebody right now?<br />     Several people.<br /><br />Can you honestly say you're okay right now? <br />     <img src="h... ]]></description>
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                <title>Remember When...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:10:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ REMEMBER WHEN... getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? The worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES? When Mom was your hero and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry? When your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest? When WAR was a card game and life was simple and care free? Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?<br /><br />Way back when... when there were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didnÂt get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.<br /><br />Remember when?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ten Little Cannibals</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:34:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ One fine day there were ten little cannibals swinging on a vine<br />One tried to pat a big wild cat and then there were nine<br />One of the nine drank turpentine and then there were eight<br />Then one more fell dead on the floor and seven was their fate<br />One went in politics, then there were only six<br />One took a dive, now five we see<br />One went to Singapore, then there were only four<br />One turned green, and then there were three<br />One fell into some glue, then there were only two<br />They drank from a loving cup<br />One became a skeleton, then there was only one<br />And he ate himself all up<br />(Now wasn't that a silly thing to do?)<br /><br /><br />That last bit, in parentheses, wasn't originally part of the rhyme. My little sister added that to the end of it the first time she sang it, and it just kinda stuck. XP<br /><br />I blame English class for this. We read Agatha Christie's <i>Ten Little Indians</i>, and now we're watching the movie. It reminded me of this little rhyme, and the blasted thing has been stuck in my head ever since. Whoopa.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>5K THANK YOU!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:11:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just wanted to thank everyone for the 5,000 pageviews!!! <a href="http://dweebdanceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/w/dweebdanceplz.gif" alt=":icondweebdanceplz:" title="dweebdanceplz"/></a> I love you all sooooo much!<br /><br />~* Family, Friends, and Others Unspecified *~<br /><br />Forever love: <a href="http://half-dragon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/a/half-dragon.jpg" alt=":iconhalf-dragon:" title="half-dragon"/></a><br /><br />Stalker: <a href="http://thecataclysmicshred.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/thecataclysmicshred.jpg?1" alt=":iconthecataclysmicshred:" title="thecataclysmicshred"/></a><br /><br />Stalkee: <a href="http://gaaralover8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" alt=":icongaaralover8:" title="gaaralover8"/></a><br /><br />Comic Relief: <a href="http://thegrayson.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/thegrayson.png?3" alt=":iconthegrayson:" title="thegrayson"/></a><br /><br />Supplier (of Hiro-kun!) : <a href="http://chrischef.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/h/chrischef.gif?6" alt=":iconchrischef:" title="chrischef"/></a><br /><br />That One Guy: <a href="http://silverwings59.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/i/silverwings59.png?8" alt=":iconsilverwings59:" title="silverwings59"/></a><br /><br />Fellow Inmates: <a href="http://leviathandemon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/e/leviathandemon.jpg" alt=":iconleviathandemon:" title="leviathandemon"/></a> <a href="http://numbuh-14000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/u/numbuh-14000.jpg?1" alt=":iconnumbuh-14000:" title="numbuh-14000"/></a> <a href="http://sexpet666.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/e/sexpet666.gif" alt=":iconsexpet666:" title="sexpet666"/></a> <a href="http://fenrirhound.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/e/fenrirhound.jpg" alt=":iconfenrirhound:" title="fenrirhound"/></a> <a href="http://dark-aerith.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/dark-aerith.png" alt=":icondark-aerith:" title="dark-aerith"/></a><br /><br />Other Friends: <a href="http://silverperfume.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/i/silverperfume.jpg" alt=":iconsilverperfume:" title="silverperfume"/></a> <a href="http://onewithdarkness.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/n/onewithdarkness.jpg" alt=":icononewithdarkness:" title="onewithdarkness"/></a> <a href="http://nagato-yuki-chan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/nagato-yuki-chan.jpg?1" alt=":iconnagato-yuki-chan:" title="nagato-yuki-chan"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~purplenekokitty</author>
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                <title>Fantasy Persona Meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:54:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What is your fantasy persona? <br />The personas used in this meme are those that have human like qualities but are not possible in reality. Find out which one you are, and most importantly, BE HONEST!<br /><br />Centaur:<br />[] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.<br />[] You get drunk a lot.<br />[] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.<br />[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.<br />[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.<br />[] You have a high level of pride in yourself.<br />[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.<br />[] You are spiritual.<br />[x] The horse is your favorite animal.<br />[x] You are possessive and territorial.<br />Total: 5<br /><br />Elf:<br />[] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest!).<br />[x] You are very intelligent.<br />[] Your five senses are extremely keen.<br />[] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.<br />[] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.<br />[] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.<br />[] You look very young for your age.<br />[] You rarely get sick.<br />[] You are a very hard worker.<br />[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.<br />Total: 2<br /><br />Fairy:<br />[] You are happy a lot of the time.<br />[] The best superpower to you would be to fly.<br />[] You are very shy.<br />[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.<br />[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.<br />[] You are young and short. <br />[] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.<br />[] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.<br />[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.<br />[x] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.<br />Total: 4<br /><br />Gnome/Dwarf:<br />[] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.<br />[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.<br />[] You are short for your age.<br />[x] You are an isolationist. <br />[] You love to play practical jokes on people.<br />[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.<br />[] You look older than your age.<br />[x] You love the woods and the mountains.<br />[] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.<br />[] You have a short temper.<br />Total: 4<br /><br />Harpy/Siren:<br />[] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.<br />[] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.<br />[] You often take things that aren't yours.<br />[] You are easily angered.<br />[x] Death fascinates you.<br />[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.<br />[] You associate yourself with the wind element.<br />[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.<br />[] You love to trick others.<br />[] You have a ravenous appetite.<br />Total: 3<br /><br />Mermaid:<br />[] You love the beach moreso because of the water than the shore itself.<br />[] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.<br />[] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.<br />[] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.<br />[] You are good at swimming.<br />[x] You like to collect shells.<br />[x] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.<br />[] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.<br />[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.<br />[] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.<br />Total: 3<br /><br />Vampire: <br />[x] You're a night person.<br />[x] You have a fascination with blood.<br />[x] You are extremely pale.<br />[] You wish you had a bat as a pet.<br />[] You are not religious at all.<br />[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.<br />[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.<br />[] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.<br />[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.<br />[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.<br />Total: 7<br /><br />Werewolf:<br />[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.<br />[] You have a lot of body hair.<br />[] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.<br />[] You prefer gold over silver items.<br />[] You lack self control.<br />[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.<br />[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.<br />[x] You like to be alone.<br />[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.<br />[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.<br />Total: 6<br /><br />Wizard/Witch:<br />[] You love chemistry.<br />[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the... ]]></description>
                <author>~purplenekokitty</author>
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                <title>Character Madness</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:12:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stole this from ~LeviathanDemon. Choose ten characters to answer the questions. I chose my Rp characters.<br /><br />1. Ellion<br />2. Izo<br />3. Cat<br />4. Alesia<br />5. Demo<br />6. Kylee<br />7. Trick<br />8. Twelve<br />9. Ryel<br />10. Will<br /><br />oo00OO00oo<br /><br />1) 1 (Ellion) and 8 (Twelve) write a grocery list. What items are on it?<br />For Ellion? Scalpels, new chainsaw chain, hypodermic needles. For Twelve, probably new shoes, a box of chocolate, and lots and lots of Ramen noodles.<br /><br />2) 3 (Cat) and 5 (Demo) go shopping according to said list. What do they forget, and what do they buy instead?<br />They'd probably "forget" everything Ellion wants. They'd buy new shoes for themselves also, lots more chocolate, lots of frozen fish, and explosives.<br /><br />3) 7 (Trick) finds out he/she is violently allergic to bees! What does 2 (Izo) do?<br />Probably give Trick a flyswatter.<br /><br />4) Knowing full well about 7's (Trick's) allergies, 10 (Will) mail-orders a hive of bees and puts it in 7's room. What does 4 (Alesia) say about this?<br />Alesia would laugh her ass off at the resulting chaos, then probably help Trick when he gets stung multiple times. Still laughing her ass off.<br /><br />5) If 9 (Ryel) hijacked a PA system, what would they broadcast throughout the building?<br />"Foolish humans. You have lived in  your ignorance long enough. Look into your hearts, see the darkness there. We are all monsters. Can you deny the hatred, the need to destroy? Look at the person next to you. What has this person ever done for you? I'll answer you: nothing. The lives of the weak shall be cut short, and the strong shall prevail. Whose side will you be on?"<br /><br />6) 6 (Kylee) sunbathed for too long and got a sunburn. What does he/she have to say about it?<br />".......Who the hell put me in the fucking sun?!?! Bitch's gonna die!!!"<br /><br />7) What would 1 (Ellion) say 6 (Kylee) looks like, now that he/she is sunburnt?<br />".......Since when do <i>you</i> sunbath, Ky?"<br /><br />8) If 3 (Cat) and 10 (Will) were having a 'Yo momma' contest, what would their best jokes be?<br />Cat: Um... yo momma's so... uh... ugh, Cat is no good at this.<br />Will: ......Can I play with your ears? 8D<br /><br />9) Is 5 (Demo) or 4 (Alesia) a better figure skater?<br />Well, probably Demo. She's better with the fancy stuff. And Alesia would be more interested in who she can make fall in.<br /><br />10) What does 2 (Izo) have to say about that?<br />"HEY, DEMO, WAIT FOR ME!!"<br /><br />11) 9 (Ryel) became a necromancer overnight! Who do they resurrect?<br />Hitler. (Ryel: *smirks* That guy knew what he was doing!)<br /><br />12) What would each of their names be if they were to become the opposite gender?<br />1. Ellion: Allion. (Ellion: .....No.)<br />2. Izo: Iza<br />3. Cat: Tom<br />4. Alesia: Alex<br />5. Demo: Demo, real name: Cedric<br />6. Kylee: Kyle<br />7. Trick: Trick?<br />8. Twelve: ....Twelve?<br />9. Ryel: Rya<br />10. Will: Wilhelmina<br /><br />13) What animals would each of them be?<br />1. Ellion: ...No idea.<br />2. Izo: Puppy.<br />3. Cat: A cat. XD<br />4. Alesia: Tasmanian devil.<br />5. Demo: Peacock.<br />6. Kylee: Wolf.<br />7. Trick: Eagle.<br />8. Twelve: Starling.<br />9. Ryel: Copperhead snake.<br />10. Will: Rabbit.<br /><br />14) 2 (Izo) is having a dinner party and asks 3 (Cat) and 5 (Demo) to run to the store to get the ingredients. Do they screw this one up too?<br />Naaah, they're both pretty close to Izo.<br /><br />15) It turns out that 2 (Izo) poisoned all the guests with arsenic! Who did he/she invite?<br />Ryel and Ydrae. He doesn't really hate anyone else.<br /><br />16) Which of the guests would 9 (Ryel) bring back to life with their necromancy?<br />Himself. And possibly Ydrae too, simply because Ydrae is a bastard and Ryel would like to personally thank him for what he did to Izo, and possibly invite him to dinner.<br /><br />17) Would 4 (Alesia) snort a Ramen noodle then hock it up out their mouth and floss their nasal cavity with it? What does 10 (Will) think of this?<br />Definitely not. She's too much of a lady for that. And Will would probably be mildly revolted.<br /><br />18) 1 (Ellion) is hitchhiking to China and 2 (Izo) stops to pick him/her up. 3 (Cat) meets up with them at a gas station and they are all struck with a radioactive comet. They all get superpowers and vow to save the world from evil! Shortly after this, 4 (Alesia) begins a plot to take all the tea in China with his/her henchmen/women, 5 (Demo) and 6 (Kylee). 1, 2, and 3 break into their fortress of DOOM to stop the plot. 7 (Trick) enters the fray, having been struck by a similar comet, only his/her only power is to morph into a lethargic koala bear. 8 (Twelve) and 9 (Ryel) were having sex the whole time and missed it. What's 10's (Will's) favorite TV show?<br />Will doesn't watch TV.<br />Ellion/Izo/Cat: ........What idiot has enough of a deathwish to even <i>attempt</i>... ]]></description>
                <author>~purplenekokitty</author>
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                <title>Kylee's Quiz</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 17:50:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stole it from EverlastingRose.<br /><br />Rules:<br />1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.<br />2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.<br />3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name)".<br />4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.<br />5. Have fun!!!<br /><br /><br />1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?<br />Real name: Kylee Bekkett. Nicknames: Ky, Lee-Lee, Bitch-Queen.<br /><br />2. Interesting... what's your current age?<br />None of your business.<br /><br />3. Uh huh. What's your favourite food?<br />Hmmm... probably Dutch apple pie. Mama used to make it, before she got sick, and it was the best thing in the world.<br /><br />4. And your favourite drink?<br />Vodka.<br /><br />5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?<br />I fail to see how this is relevant.<br /><br />6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?<br />.....Yes.....<br /><br />7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?<br />Blue.<br /><br />8. Who's your favourite author?<br />Wordsworth.<br /><br />9. Now what's your biggest fear?<br />Falling in love again.<br /><br />10. Any siblings?<br />I'm an only child.<br /><br />11. Who's your hero?<br />My Fahrer.<br /><br />12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?<br />I am my own worst enemy.<br /><br />13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?<br />This is a stupid question.<br /><br />14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?<br />....I already know my creators....Mama and Fahrer.....What the fuck kind of question is this?<br /><br />15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?<br />I'm already grown up, and I tend bar.<br /><br />16. What's your worst nightmare?<br />None of your goddamn business. *death-glare*<br /><br />17. What's your lifelong dream?<br />To be a model.<br /><br />18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?<br />Dance on my grandmama's grave victoriously.<br /><br />19. Okay, where's your favourite place to relax?<br />Hmmm....it used to be my apartment...I don't know anymore.... <br /><br />20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?<br />Cooking...working...fucking...take your pick.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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