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This guy, in one word, rocks. He's by far the best mash-up DJ I've heard to date. After randomly downloading his Quentin Tarantino Mixtape I'm now on a quest to find anything else from this man. To the beat of James' mixes, I'm going to continue my colage book with a page made entirely from Wired Magazine's "Remix" issue. Maybe I'll send it to them. They'll have to appreciate that, won't they?

/KH ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5834114/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5834114/ Mon, 04 Jul 2005 01:36:15 PDT
I'm in new york. More specificly Southampton. What a strange town. I wish I'd brought my camera to document this, as well as Manhattan. Oh well. That's what you get when you pack 5 minutes before leaving.

My plane leaves in 4 1/2 hours. I can't sleep. It's 4:30 in the morning. I'm updating this site with stuff that exists over here but not on dA yet. I realize now that I exerted more effort in the last year of school than can be rationalized. Hundred hour work weeks was not what I was expecting when I went to art school. I've got more to look forward to next year.

/KH ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5623886/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5623886/ Sun, 12 Jun 2005 02:40:08 PDT
rebuilt and updated with recent works not yet seen here.

krisharris.com

/KH ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5399026/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5399026/ Thu, 19 May 2005 06:10:07 PDT
Finished the object series today. It looks freakin' awesome. The screen printed portfolio came out almost perfetcly, despite a few fuckups. Now, I just have two classes and I'm done with school - minus a few small details like moving out and finishing an essay i got an incomplete on.

/KH ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5326829/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5326829/ Wed, 11 May 2005 05:31:21 PDT
I've got a bunch more peices in this series that I'd love to show - but deviantART submition policies would forbid me. The process we're (more or less) forced to use at CalArts is not too compatable with dA. Many of the images we use are in the best of cases of doubious legality, and at the worst outright copyright violations. So, in an effort to not have stuff removed, I won't put it up in the first place. However, I will most likely put up a PDF of the entire final project, if anyone would be intrested in that.

And now, selected images from my Object Series project.


/KH ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5074695/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/5074695/ Wed, 13 Apr 2005 01:10:09 PDT
I was thinking today, of all the strange things that we, as consumers, put up with from our 'corprate masters'.

For one, gift cards. What's the point? I can see a use in a few cases - Get a kinko's (or simmilar) stored value card, for a project when multiple people want to bill to the same place. But...Del Taco gift cards? Michel's Gift Cards? Who the hell needs em. If you want to give someone a gift, either use your head, and chose something you thin they'll like, or give cash!

I was going through my wallet. I have three gift cards I got from various people, and I have bad news for them - you gave me a flimsy peice of plastic, and that's it. You gave my gift to the companies you purchased the gift card from.

The worst part of them, is they're never redeamable for cash. I wouldn't mind it so much if they were - even if they took a fee, in addition to sitting on the intrest earned between the sale of the card, and the disposition of the merchendice. Take a few percent of my gift card's value - hell, make me wait till it's about to expire, hop around on one foot and chant to satan, but, I want my money back!



On an entirely diffrent note, I bought the first CD, and the first DVD I've
purchaced in a long while. DJ Yoda - How to Cut & Paste: 80's Edition. It's great. Loads of bad 80's pop and rap mixed together by one of the better DJ's I've heard in a while. I also purchased Half Baked Fully Baked Widescreen Edition. We all know the movie kicks ass (If you haven't seen it, shame on you! You don't even have to be a stoner to apriciate the true genious of Dave Chappelle's comedy.) The special features, however, leave something to be desired. They are:
"Hilarious Alternate Ending" - Ok, I'll give it that - it is. I think they should have included it in the film. Thugood, after of walking off with Mary Jane, runs back and dives off the edge of the bridge to rescue his joint. There's more, but you'll just have to see it to see.
"10 Outrageous Deleted Scenes" - They're not so much "Deleted", as extended. I saw it the other day, so I forget what exactly it all was, but I rember this: It was HELLA poor quality, and most of the stuff seemed to be delted for a reason. It wasn't that funny, but it was nice to see some stuff I'd never seen before with half baked. There is a funny twist to Killer's story that doesn't really make sence, but made me laugh.
"Five Minutes with the 'Guy on the Couch'" - This was retarded. It's 5 minutes of a guy wearing a wig, who looks NOTHING like Stephen Wright lying on a really bad replica of the Half Baked set. There's smoke that gets blown around him, and occasionaly there's a burp, fart, cough, or bong rip sound effect. I was hoping it'd be an interview with Stephen Wright, about the movie...or something. But yeah. F---- on this one.
"Different types of Smokers Featurette" - They took the pure brilliance of the Diffrent types of Smokers from the film, and took a big, fat, smelly shit on it. Insted of being well written, filmed, and directed, they're poorly animated skits, of at best, really poor stereotypes of smokers. Could this be worse then the Guy on the Coutch bit? I almost think so.
"Granny's Guide to Bakin'" - I have only one thing to say to this. What. The. Fuck. I'm not sure how long it is, since I turned it off after about 30 seconds. It's someone in a really bad old lady costume going through a recipe book, and basicly giggleing at any recipie that contains the words "pot", "smoked", "baked", etc. It looked like a middle school film project, at best.
"Director's Commentary with Tamra Davis" - I tried to watch it with the comentary on right after I watched the film, but Tamara Davis is the only one talking, and she 1) has hardly anything to say and 2) is thoroughly unenthusiastic while saying it. I'm sure I'll watch it again to get every bit of half baked trivia I can find, but it'll be painful. Dave, why couldn't you take a short break from swiming in your phat piles of comedy central cash, and make us all laugh once again talking about that first, and best work of yours!

I think I had a point before I fell into that review. Oh yeah. I bought CDs and DVDs, and feel kind of dirtry and ripped off. Don't bother buying the new Half Baked DVD for the features.

/KH ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4741031/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4741031/ Sun, 06 Mar 2005 07:59:15 PST
Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4517352/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4517352/ Mon, 07 Feb 2005 02:24:31 PST
Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4365764/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4365764/ Thu, 20 Jan 2005 03:04:29 PST ...what makes you human?
Why we do the things we do, why we love the people we love? Or, why nothing fits. Why am I up at 3 AM? Listening to the same mix cd I made for Ericka months ago on repeat? I have class in six hours, there have got to be better uses of my time then half-crying over half-lost half-loves. Maybe I just don't like being happy. Maybe I'll go back to my room and play some more GTA. After all, it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. I really think I need someone to talk to. And yeah. I'm afraid of the responces that might get me.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4136432/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4136432/ Thu, 23 Dec 2004 13:03:55 PST
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem
But from of the dome would probably be a little more, more suitable for this type of song--whoa
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of
Sixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink ta
So fuck it, I'ma start right here by just be brief-a
Bout to rattle off some other reasons
I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo of you
On my arm, but what do I go and do
I go and get another one, now I got two
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin
I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again
My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim
Shi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-it
If you only knew how much I hated you
For every motherfuckin' thing you ever put us through
Then I wouldn't be standing here crying over you
Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-who

You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought a song would probably be a little better
Instead of a letter
That you'd probably just shred up--yeah
I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of
How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta, a stupid piece a
Paper, I'd rather let you see how
Much I fuckin' hate you in a freestyle
You're a fuckin' coke-head, I hope you fuckin' die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut, I hope you die
Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie
But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad
It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back
It's just that when I think of you, it makes me wanna
gag-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ag
What else can I do, I haven't got a clue
Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to
But every time I think of you now, I'll I wanna do
Is pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke

You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you, I puke

Fuckin' bitch

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4073747/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/4073747/ Wed, 15 Dec 2004 13:53:55 PST her even though the rest of me would rather do a belly-flop onto a bed of nails.

I wonder why a part of me still does want to be manogmous.

I wonder why I'm seeing two girls right now.

I wonder why the one who says she doesn't care does.

I wonder if I love her, or just want to.

I wonder if she is reading this. I wonder what she thinks of me now. I wonder what she's up to now....but only because I'm involved.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/3838153/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/3838153/ Mon, 15 Nov 2004 01:59:01 PST
Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2880244/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2880244/ Mon, 19 Jul 2004 05:41:45 PDT

A little something I'm workin on:




And, here it is

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2868810/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2868810/ Wed, 14 Jul 2004 01:36:14 PDT



It's back.

And badder then ever.



Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2716617/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2716617/ Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:25:05 PDT

gmail contest is still ongoing

I was at the launch today. If you don't know what SpaceShipOne is, you have some work ahead of you. Basicly, the first private space launch. But there's more to it then that.

While I very well could talk about some of the serious conciquences of commercial space flight, or the more than 400 pictures I took while there, I'll get to that later.

What I want to talk about is something that has been one of the uses of most emergening technologies recently. Porn. I had a rather inreresting discussion with a few people I met at the launch concerning zero-g sex, as well as space porn.

What I want to ask you is: If you could have sex in space, how would you do it? Discribe in graphic detail.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2671703/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2671703/ Wed, 16 Jun 2004 04:54:10 PDT

I have one gmail invite left. Who wants it?

Just tell me why you deserve it.

I just found out I have five invites left. Since $jark is giving his away contest style, I figured I could do that too. Screw freedom. Well, not entirely. Here's how it's gona go down.

I want a charecter. I'm like the only person on staff without one. The lightbulb thing and the pacmanish logo don't cut it. The charecter doesn't nessicarly HAVE to be a monkey, although, that'd be nice. Take a look at some of the other charecters on dA. $jark $kevin $spyed. Something cool and cartoony, like that.

There are three ways to win a gmail invite, from me.

One invitation will be given to the best charecter design.
One invitation will be given to whomever can tell me why they deserve an invite.
3 Invitations will be given at random, and at my sole discression. Some may not be given to members of this site. Some, may be given to houseplants. Whatever I decide.


The two contest parts will end in a week, or something. Depending on how many comments this journal gets.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2653007/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2653007/ Sun, 13 Jun 2004 18:40:25 PDT

One day, I hope to be able to apply the tagline of "It's like getting fucked up the ass with a taiwaneese midget" to something. I don't know why.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2648622/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2648622/ Sun, 13 Jun 2004 06:20:07 PDT

Since you all told me in a recent poll that I need to post more journals, you get to tell me what the hell I should talk about, since I'm all out of ideas.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2628774/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2628774/ Thu, 10 Jun 2004 12:16:08 PDT

Google is going to take over the world.

Simple as that. We all know about their search. Smarter than a pack of crazed packrats, faster than a speeding object. All that good stuff. But, gmail is the greatest thing EVER. I've been using it for, maybe 20 min....and I can allready tell how much better it is than anything else around. (MAD props to :devsiphex: for hooking me up with the beta account). It's not just the gig of storeage. Any idiot with a giant storage network could do that. It's the interface. The way the ads work. The speed of the whole thing (it's javascript based, so you have no pageloads), the fact that it makes email as simple as their websearch. They're much like the Apple of the internet. They make stuff that's wicked cool (Don't get me started on apples new stuff....)

Google's other big breakthrough is their ads. They're the only ads I've purposely clicked on in AGES. They're simple, play nice with the webpage, and, quite often, usefull. It seems like that should have been one of the first things to come out of web advertizing....ads that DON'T throughly annoy your potential customers. I'm seeing them more and more...and that's a good thing. Because, it means two things. One, I get to calmly view the page I'm reading (I use Firefox with popup blocking and flash off, but that doesn't stop EVERY annoying web gimic.) Two, If I want to buy a related product, there's a company who'll sell it to me right there, who I won't feel bad about suporting because of their advertizing (The few popups/banners/etc I've ever seen that intrest me, I generaly refrain from clicking, because that directly supports getting more of them around. If you buy it, IT WORKS, no matter how much you hate it).

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2626725/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2626725/ Thu, 10 Jun 2004 10:51:47 PDT

And yet again, I fail at starting a blog. And at the same time, dA now has all these badass blogging features. So much for blogger. Oh well. I was just doing it for a gmail account anyway. Anyone have a invite code they wana give me? Pretty please?

This just in: *sciphex hooked me up with a gmail invite. He's the fuckin' man. All further email should be directed to kristopf@gmail.com

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2466575/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2466575/ Thu, 20 May 2004 20:22:24 PDT

I'm starting to blog over here semiregularly. Check it out, if you'd like. The link is fixed now.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2458447/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2458447/ Tue, 18 May 2004 19:34:33 PDT

Sorry I submit shit so sporaticly. Been workin my ass off at school. 2 days of class left. Horray!

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2328511/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2328511/ Fri, 30 Apr 2004 04:31:38 PDT

No.

Here's a message to all you spammers, who I'm sure are lurking in the shadoes somewhere. I'll admit it. I'm probly just as likely as the average guy to, at some point, look down and say "Hey. I need a bigger penis. A cock as big as Verne Troyer, and some persription drugs!" It's not going to happen today, but it might. Now, I know it's their buisness model to have one (or a dozen) offers for that in my mailbox every hour . But consider this. If I associate the product with "goddamnit, where's my REAL email", even if I DID need a bigger cock, I'm not buying it from YOU . I can use the internet. And when I'm having troube, I know where to turn. By all means, sell your cock pills, chicks with dicks, genuine canadian percription drugs without a doctor and ch ep h0me |_oanz. But wait for me to ask.

FUCK.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2120266/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2120266/ Wed, 31 Mar 2004 03:49:19 PST

Hi qrunchmonkey,
Your 210 deviations were viewed 15,282 times, with 4,630 fullsize views.
Overall, people left 1,187 comments and added your deviations to their favourites 167 times.
Your most commented deviation was Love me? with 29 comments, while your most favourited one was Love me? with 23 favourites.
Average comments per deviation: 5.65
Average favourites per deviation: 0.79
1 Favourites were given for every 10 Comments
Every 4 days you upload a new deviation, and you uploaded 22% (46) of your deviations on Thursdays, while your favorite time of the day during the week to upload is at 2 AM with 25 deviations.
Your busiest month was December 2002 with 27 (13%) deviations.


Unlike some people who led me to this, I'll actuly give you the [link]

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2104695/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2104695/ Sun, 28 Mar 2004 20:09:30 PST

I had a dream the other day.


I had a dream, I was doing my PVA duties and looking at all the recently reported deviations when I came across someone who was reporting things for very odd reasons. What was even weirder, was what they were. Each picture was of a friend of mine, doing something uncharecteristic.

:devartsticsnail: A photo of her, at night, in a tank top, eating a ham sandwitch and smoking
$spot was sitting on the beach, in a woman's bikini, with pigtails (somehow)


There were others, too. I think ~ Rain-Shadow ~rokkin and others were there.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2064447/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2064447/ Mon, 22 Mar 2004 17:49:25 PST

She did it, and so will I. (Bordom!
Name: Kris
Birthdate: None of your goddamn bizness.
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California.
Current Location: Los Angeles still.
Eye Color: Brownish
Hair Color: Naturally: Brownish
Height: 6f2i
Righty or Lefty: Both-y
Zodiac Sign: Leo

LAYER TWO
Your Heritage: Who the hell knows
The shoes you wore today: Barefoot today.
Your fears: Fungus.
Your perfect pizza: Pizza.
Goal you'd like to achieve: I dunno.

LAYER THREE
Your most overused phrase on Messenger: "lol"
Your first thoughts waking up: "Let me sleep for another hour..."
Your best physical feature: None.
Your bedtime: Whenever I have time.
Your most missed memory: Shit, if I could rember, it wouldn't be missed, now, would it?

LAYER FOUR
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
McDonald's or Burger King: Either.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Payless.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappucino or Coffee: Neither. Ick.
LAYER FIVE
Smoke: Yes.
Sing: Only on stage. And, only that one time...and the other one, too.
Take a shower everyday: When I can rember.
Do you think you've been in love: I supose.
Want to go to college: Not specificaly.
Like high school: Hell no. What do you take me for?
Want to get married: I dunno.
Believe in yourself: I don't think, therefore, I may not exist.

LAYER SIX
Been on stage: Yes. Playing an unknown part in an unknown play at some point.
Gone skating: Ice or street?
Made homemade cookies: No.
Gone skinny dipping: No.
Dyed your hair: All the time.
Drank alcohol: Yes. One of these days, I'm going to take up drinking as a hoby.
Smoked: Didn't you allready ask me this?
Done a drug: Yes. A few.
Had sex: Yes. Several times
Made out: No. Just the sex.
Gone on a date: Shouldn't these questions be in reverse order?
Gone to the mall: No. I live in a rural part of arkensas, where the closest thing to a "mall" is the cow carcas up main street.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: In a lifetime? Probly. Or did you mean at one sitting?
Stolen anything: Yes.

LAYER SEVEN
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Possibly, can't rember.
If so, was it in mixed company: Who the hell knows.
Been dumped:Haven't we all?
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes.
Been caught "doing something": As in, "someone"?
Been called a tease: Yep.
Gotten beaten up: I know karate. ...well, I don't, but I was beat up by a kid who did.
Shoplifted: yes.
Changed who you were to fit in: Eh...I dunno.

LAYER EIGHT
Age you hoped to be married: Who cares?
Numbers and names of children: NONE!
Describe your dream wedding: ""
How do you want to die: By stoping living.
Where do you want to go to college: I allready said I didn't know if i wanted to go.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Who says I ain't grown up now?
What country would you most like to visit: I dunno.
LAYER NINE (in a guy/girl. . .)
Best eye color: Irrelevent.
Best hair color: Whatever floats your boat.
Short or long hair: Short, unless they like long.
Height: Somewhere between 5f0i and 6f0i
Best weight: What they weigh
Best articles of clothing: None is good.
Best first date location: A place.
Best first kiss location: Some other place.
LAYER TEN
Number of drugs taken illegally: Heh heh. I forgot.
Number of people I could trust with my life: 0
Number of CDs I own: 1000+
Number of piercings: 1
Number of tattoos: 0
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: What newspaper is "THE" newspaper?
Number of scars on my body: Lots.
Number of things in my past that I regret: *shrug*

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2008420/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/2008420/ Sun, 14 Mar 2004 03:07:00 PST

Should I post the whole thing? It's looking like it might be big. Really big. Like, 30-50 images big. Should I upload them all?

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1917089/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1917089/ Fri, 27 Feb 2004 17:09:28 PST

I seem to have become a portrit photographer. How the hell did that happen? 6 of my last 10 submisions to dA have been portrits, of sorts.


Weird. I'll have to upload that urban stuff I have backloged.

Buy my Prints! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1892278/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1892278/ Mon, 23 Feb 2004 00:08:51 PST

By popular demand, I've got another track for you. It's not rap. Thank god.

We now join Qrunchmonkey's Album in progress, "loud noises"
1. Sex with Machines
2. Call me Ishmael (So I did)
3. bassisity

]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1847557/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1847557/ Sun, 15 Feb 2004 00:55:22 PST

Photographers shouldn't be rappers. Case in point: Qrunchmonkey - Call Me Ishmael (So I did). Let me explain: This was a project for my english class. Basicly, we had to write a rap about the life of Queequeg, from Melville's Moby-Dick. So I did. Grade and responce from english teacher will be posted tuesday, when I play this for the class.

We now join Qrunchmonkey's Album in progress, "loud noises"
1. Sex with Machines
2. Call me Ishmael (So I did)

]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1786576/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1786576/ Tue, 03 Feb 2004 06:19:44 PST

I;ve started a photoblog, for some odd reason. I'm gona try to update it pretty much daily.

It can be found here: [link]


Note: This will NOT be the same kinda stuff I submit to dA. More of a journalistic view of my life. Not for small children. May contain nudity and small parts which could present a chocking hazard to children under 6 yrs. In case of skin contact: wash with lukewarm water for 20 min and contact a posion control technition.

]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1750974/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1750974/ Tue, 27 Jan 2004 14:11:13 PST

On friday, I go to get my glasses fxed. The damn screws keep falling out, and I've replaced them all with expertly bent peices of wire. Mostly from paperclips. They take those out and put new screws in.


Jump to last night.

One of the screws explodes out of the glasses, for no reason, with bullet like force - into a wall. The lens flies forward. I scoot my chair backwards and hear CRUNCH.

5 peices of right lens on the floor.


Hopefuly my new ones arive tomorow.

]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1667036/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1667036/ Mon, 12 Jan 2004 05:33:39 PST

Mood: Insomimania
Listening to: Front 242 - Paridise

In just six short days, I'll have been a deviant for 100 weeks. Four weeks later - I'll have been a deviant for 2 years. Go me.

]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1649719/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1649719/ Thu, 08 Jan 2004 18:19:58 PST Mood: Faaaabulous
Listening to: Project 86 - Spy Hunter





That's me. Don't I look wonderful in that pink women's teeshirt that's several sizes too small? This is going on my school's calender. I'm posting this here as insurence against blackmail. If I showed it first, they can't threaten it!

]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1636441/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1636441/ Tue, 06 Jan 2004 02:35:20 PST

Sorry for the lack of new art lately. I've been busy:
Applying to CalArts
Training and working for
Trying to enjoy my winter break, asshole!

Anyway...all that's out of the way. I have two shoots I haven't even LOOKED at yet. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1612218/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1612218/ Thu, 01 Jan 2004 03:22:52 PST

Happy 2004 to all you devious folks in deviantVille. Hope you all had a fun (drunken) night! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1608788/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1608788/ Wed, 31 Dec 2003 12:52:55 PST

What do YOU have? ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1567009/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1567009/ Mon, 22 Dec 2003 05:12:02 PST sexypenguin and ` missmisery. Pictures resulted. I'll put em up...at some point. That was fun, I supose.

Been talkin with $spot alot lately. He's a cool guy - the reason I have that nifty little % beside my name as well. Hoping to do some hanging out with him when he comes back to LA.

Also. Other stuff happened. Some of it was fun, some wasn't. Go send some love to *sexypenguin - she needs it. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1532436/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1532436/ Sun, 14 Dec 2003 07:35:00 PST
Wait, before you answer that, click here and find out. I call this loud noise "Sex with machines". You may want to shoo the kiddes out of the room before playing it. Or not. You may also want to click here and BUY MY PRINTS. (subity in advertising.) ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1525205/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1525205/ Fri, 12 Dec 2003 12:25:41 PST I said buy them. And that means now soldier.


If you want to buy a print of something that's not yet offered, just drop a comment on the peice to that effect, and I'll see what I can do. Either way, you must all BUY MY PRINTS. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1510023/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1510023/ Tue, 09 Dec 2003 03:47:35 PST
Things are gooing a bit hellish for me. They took aly away again. So, yeah. This will mean another drop in ym creativity, or possibly a sharp rise. I'm not sure.

The Running Man:
Thanks to $spot, I've learned to compress things properly. So, look for downloads to be listed here fairly soon. Gona cook up a little website for it. Also, placed an order with Mixonic [link] to get some copies of it pressed up. Updates on how that came out should be here in the next few days, and if I'm happy with the way they looked, they should be avalable for pruchace at about $6 a copy. These are very high quality MPEG encodes of the film. More info on that later.

DevArt:
$spyed was kind enough to give me a prints account (there's a story behind this if anyone is intrested), so I've submited a few peices for aproval. They should be avalable some time today. If anyone would like a print of anything in my gallery, drop a note to me or leave a comment on the peice and I'll go thorugh my original archives and see if the original source files permit me to get prints of that. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1479484/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1479484/ Tue, 02 Dec 2003 05:48:49 PST `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1465166/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1465166/ Sat, 29 Nov 2003 04:40:17 PST
Also - more special efects have been added since the last version you all saw. It all makes more sence now. Don't miss it. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1439572/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1439572/ Sun, 23 Nov 2003 04:57:53 PST The Running Man, is nearing completion!

The video has been locked - sound design starts soon. If you'd like to see what it looks like at the moment, you can download it here:

[link] (DIVX format, 5:47, 9.5MB - *NO AUDIO*)

Please tell me what you think - this has been alot of work, and I'd love to hear what you all think about it. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1435168/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1435168/ Sat, 22 Nov 2003 03:11:08 PST `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1435076/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1435076/ Sat, 22 Nov 2003 02:16:31 PST `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1323294/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1323294/ Sun, 26 Oct 2003 00:01:47 PDT `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1257684/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1257684/ Fri, 10 Oct 2003 00:38:59 PDT LAUGH? ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1237453/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1237453/ Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:06:49 PDT
Yeah. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1216036/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1216036/ Mon, 29 Sep 2003 07:48:02 PDT

Fucking goddamn school. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1186077/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1186077/ Sun, 21 Sep 2003 03:36:47 PDT [link] ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1159705/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1159705/ Sun, 14 Sep 2003 00:36:23 PDT Film at 11 ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1149108/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1149108/ Wed, 10 Sep 2003 20:56:13 PDT Comments like "WOW!", "Nice" or " this is a good pic" Don't help me improve at all. Adding things to your favorites merely decorates YOUR page. If you're trying to raise my ego, I don't care. The numbers mean nothing to me. NOTHING.
I'm just here because I want to be a better artist, in all forms of my art. Sure, I tend to only post my best work, because this is partly a professional gallery of my work (I'm trying to make it more so....I may make a new account for works in progress) But, it's also a classroom for me. I came here because I wanted people not only to see my art, but to tell me what they think. Nowhere else in the world do you have this kind of opportunity as an artist to receive direct feedback from people who see your art. Everywhere from amazing artists like janinsky, to the kid next door. But, at the same time, as art viewers, you all have the opportunity to have a one on one conversation with this same wide gamut of artists, and so many of you choose to waste that opportunity by flinging small bits of empty praise. Shame on you.
I try never to leave such empty comments on people's artwork. The only time I'll leave any sort of empty praise is when I can clearly see that everything I could say about the piece has already been said. Even then, I tend to list most of it out.
So, I say again, shame on you, deviantART. You have an invaluable oppurtunity to be both teacher and student in what is without a doubt the largest art school in existence. I'm sure I speak for most artists here, when I say I welcome your critiques, but not your blind praise, just as I welcome your complaints, but not your flames. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1136152/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1136152/ Sun, 07 Sep 2003 01:31:15 PDT d1st0rt3d is now rocking an icon animated by me. I think I'm getting good at this.


Want an icon? Just note me! ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1130758/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1130758/ Fri, 05 Sep 2003 12:01:37 PDT
My kingdom for a sledgehammer. ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1125309/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1125309/ Wed, 03 Sep 2003 16:33:03 PDT `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1099651/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1099651/ Tue, 26 Aug 2003 03:16:09 PDT
I'm still uninspired. Go here and give me ideas: [link] ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1092299/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1092299/ Sat, 23 Aug 2003 16:10:59 PDT `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1083931/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1083931/ Wed, 20 Aug 2003 18:17:02 PDT ooofice max for back to school!


Just went back to school shopping today. Depresing. Also, I have two books to read and 20 pages to write before the 9th. Hooray And, my sced. sucks. Pre Calc. AP Physics. AP English. FUCK. Although, I do get Econ. and Advanced Photo ]]> `qrunchmonkey http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1075542/ http://qrunchmonkey.deviantart.com/journal/1075542/ Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:55:33 PDT qoi deviation. Check it out. [link] He did a great job drawing some really great deviants (and me too, for some reason.) Check it out!

ALSO: krisharris.com
New website. Check it out. More images to come on that site (plus, the URL will change when it goes live) ]]> `qrunchmonkey