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                <title>khr</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:30:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ new obsession. period. end of sentence, mafia rules. yosh!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~raina190</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:09:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so... im a senior now! not as exciting as i thought it would be actually.. its just like last year almost >.<<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletyellow.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletyellow:" title="Bullet; Yellow" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletorange.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletorange:" title="Bullet; Orange" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; 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                <title>STOLEN survey</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:31:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ stole it from <a href="http://cajincatcher.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/a/cajincatcher.gif?2" alt=":iconcajincatcher:" title="cajincatcher"/></a> .. i'm sure she'll live<br /><br /><br />1. Your Name: RAINA!<br /><br />2. Age: SOON TO BE 18!<br /><br />3. Single or Taken: NOT FOR THE TAKING!<br /><br />4. Favourite Film: MADAGASCAR<br /><br />5. Favourite Song or Album: REQUIEM FOR A DREAM<br /><br />6. Favourite Band/Artist: NICKELBACK<br /><br />7. Dirty or Clean: A LIL OF BOTH<br /><br />8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: EARS ALL JACKED UP W/ PIERCINGS!<br /><br />9. Do we know each other outside of dA? KNOWN YOU SINCE 3-27-95!<br /><br />10. What's your philosophy on life? I DON'T CARE, BUG SOMEONE ELSE!<br /><br />11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? HALF EMPTY, I WAS THIRSTY!<br /><br />12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?  I ALWAYS KEEP SECRETS FROM YOU<br /><br />13. What is your favourite memory of us? YOU POOPING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND ME TELLING ON YOU! HAHAHAHA<br /><br />14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? I AIN'T TELLIN U!<br /><br />15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: U ALREADY KNOW I HAVE ONLY 9 TOENAILS<br /><br />16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they? I WANT TO SECRETLY RULE THE WORLD, I WANT MONEY, AND CHUCK NORRIS AS MY PERSONAL BODY GUARD!<br /><br />17. Can we get together and make a cake? AS IF YOU WOULD LET ME HELP<br /><br />18. Which country is your spiritual home? IRELAND<br /><br />19. What is your big weakness? POPCORN<br /><br />20. Do you think I'm a good person? SOMETIMES..<br /><br />21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? ART<br /><br />22. Describe your accent: HOOSIER W/ A LIL` TENNESSEE IN IT<br /><br />23. If you could change anything about me, would you? I'D PUT A MUTE BUTTON ON U<br /><br />24. What do you wear to sleep? SHORTS AND TEE SHIRT<br /><br />25. Trousers or skirts? TROUSERS<br /><br />26. Cigarettes or alcohol? ALCOHOL<br /><br />27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!) I'D INFILTRATE THE AIRPORT AND MAKE THEM TAKE US TO GERMANY!<br /><br />28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? I DON'T CARE IF YOU DO OR NOT---<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>quest for entertainment</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:56:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ anyone have any anime suggestions? im open to any thrown my way... i've watched a few and i don't know how to pick the next one--- TnT too many choices out there..<br /><br />so if ya wanna, tell me what i should look at next please^_^<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>summerz</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 17:46:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ summer finally here- time for sleepz! i died last year, lack of sleep does that to ya i guess... oh well, happy summer yall!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>woo</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:30:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ idk just wanted a different journal <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>naruto 439</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:58:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ at first i was like woah. then i was like nooo!!! then i think hey.. and now i'm like NO FUKIN WAY!!<br /><br />seriously- my heart was racing while i read it. i SERIOUSLY cant wait for next friday!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>yay</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:25:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ an apple a day an keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>hey....wtf?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:24:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ okey twilight lovers! LISTEN UP!! we all know edward's, alice's, jaspers, and pretty much anyone else important in the story's "pre story" ya no.. like why or how they became a vamp.. but!!! i realized sumthin!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH EMMETT!!!??!!<br /> i know he was out in the woods but.. why? why was he out there? god dammit! i wanna know! i bet Mrs. Meyer just got lazy...didn't feel like lettin all the fans know bout it. save all the info for her self. SELFISHNESS!!!<br /><br />p.s. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ TWILIGHT... I WANNA KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH U.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>yay</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:06:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sup> happy valentines day everyone. hope ya get lots of chocolates to munch on â¥<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />â¥<br /><br /></sup> ]]></description>
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                <title>i screwed up 48% % of my teenage life</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:10:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [ ] gotten kissed<br />[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class<br />[ ] gotten suspended<br />[x] gotten caught chewing gum<br />[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test<br />Total so far: 1<br /><br />[ ] arrived late to class more than 5 times<br />[x] didn't do homework over 5 times<br />[x] turned at least 3 projects in late.<br />[x] missed school just because you felt like it<br />[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class<br />Total so far: 4<br /><br />[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school<br />[ ] text people during class<br />[x] passed notes<br />[ ] threw stuff across the room<br />[ ] laughed at the teacher<br />Total so far: 6<br /><br />[ ] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal<br />[x] took pictures during school hours<br />[ ] called someone during school hours<br />[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours<br />[ ] skipped a class period<br />Total So Far: 8<br /><br />[ ] threw something at the teacher <br />[ ] went outside the classroom without permission<br />[x] broke the dress code<br />[ ] failed a class <br />[x] ate food during class<br />Total So Far: 10<br /><br />[ ] gotten a call from school<br />[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly<br />[x] didn't take your stuff to school<br />[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking<br />[x] curse during class/school<br />total so far: 13<br /><br />[x] faked your parents signature<br />[x] slept in class<br />[ ] cursed at your teacher <br />[x] copied homework<br />[ ] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal<br />total So Far: 16<br /><br />Multiply by 3<br />grand total: 48<br /><br />sry pplz<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> imma good girl<br /><br />post as "i screwed up __% of my teenage life" and tag 3 people<br /><br />okey i tags:<br /><a href="http://anime-angel-180.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/anime-angel-180.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconanime-angel-180:" title="anime-angel-180"/></a> <a href="http://itachi-kakashi.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/t/itachi-kakashi.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconitachi-kakashi:" title="itachi-kakashi"/></a> <a href="http://soubi-x-ritsuka.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/soubi-x-ritsuka.gif?5" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsoubi-x-ritsuka:" title="soubi-x-ritsuka"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>my dream!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:20:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b><sup>I DREAM OF A BETTER WORLD. ONE WHERE A CHICKEN CAN CROSS THE ROAD WITH OUT HAVING THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED!!!!<br /><br /></sup></b> ]]></description>
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                <title>chuch norris</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:32:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:<br />01<br />	Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.<br />02<br />	Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.<br />03<br />	Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.<br />04<br />	If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.<br />05<br />	Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.<br />06<br />	When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.<br />07<br />	Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.<br />08<br />	Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.<br />09<br />	They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.<br />10<br />	A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ex- boyfriends</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 11:55:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ are they soposta be so fukin clingy? god. i broke up with him cause he wouldnt leave me alone. i wanted him to get the picture ya no- leave me alone.. but <b> NO! HE OBVIOUSLY DOESNT HAVE A FUKIN LIFE!!<br /><br /></b> ]]></description>
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                <title>die</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:19:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ imma gonna die.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:16:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ this is the year of the ox. so i guess that means yall born in that zodiac year are gonna have a good and happy year <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> okey .. goood luck w/ that yall<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*sigh*</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:47:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Nya: Raina...<br /><br />me: *doesn't meet his eyes* <br /><br />Rin: are you trying to tell us..<br /><br />me: *very guilty look*<br /><br />Nya & Rin: YOU ARE ADDICTED TO TWILIGHT!?<br /><br />me: *sheepish grin* maybe... *goes back to reading*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>if you need a good laugh...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:51:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.<br /><br />    * Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"<br />    * Witness: "I only have one, you know."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"<br />    * Witness: "By death."<br />    * Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"<br /><br />The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"<br />    * Witness: "July 15th."<br />    * Lawyer: "What year?"<br />    * Witness: "Every year."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"<br />    * Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."<br />    * Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"<br />    * Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."<br />    * Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"<br />    * Witness: "'Winchester'!"<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"<br />    * Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"<br />    * Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."<br />    * Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"<br />    * Witness: "Er...his face."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"<br />    * Witness: "Yes."<br />    * Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"<br />    * Witness: "I forget."<br />    * Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"<br />    * Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."<br />    * Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"<br />    * Witness: "Forty-five years."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"<br />    * Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"<br />    * Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"<br />    * Witness: "My name is Susan."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"<br />    * Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"<br />    * Witness: "After the accident?"<br />    * Lawyer: "Before the accident."<br />    * Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"<br />    * Witness: "Yes."<br />    * Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"<br />    * Witness: "Yes, sir."<br />    * Lawyer: "What did she say?"<br />    * Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"<br />    * Witness: "No."<br />    * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"<br />    * Witness: "No."<br />    * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"<br />    * Witness: "No."<br />    * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"<br />    * Witness: "No."<br />    * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"<br />    * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."<br />    * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"<br />    * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"<br />    * Officer: "Yes, I do."<br />    * Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?"<br />    * Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />    * Lawyer: "What happened... ]]></description>
                <author>~raina190</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:42:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ fine! i'll stick with my stupid english! i can't do it! *seeths* *curses of all sorts*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~raina190</author>
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                <title>German (fyi)</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:58:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ich werde meiner Schwester in ihrer Reise folgen, Deutsch zu lernen. Ich werde langsam lernen... vielleicht sogar nur, sich an gewisse WÃ¶rter zu erinnern. ..maybe. Ich denke, dass Deutsch die kÃ¼hlste Sprache zuzuhÃ¶ren (ist, anders als koreanisch)<br /><br />WÃ¼nschen Sie mir GlÃ¼ck jeder!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~raina190</author>
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                <title>hello from ireland!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:14:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ hey yall- im in ireland rite now!<br />its awesome... immma little tied but its all good<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />i gets to spend thnzgivin here so im happy<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~raina190</author>
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                <title>bla.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:04:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ speak your mind around me god dammit! tell me what you are thinking!! you are a riddle i can't crack. i want to ask, but i am afraid i know the answer already.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~raina190</author>
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                <title>MYSPACE!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:11:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.myspace.com/raina190">[link]</a>  <br /><br />check it out if ya wanna^^ i awesomeified it out!!<br />__________________FRIENDS!________________________<br /><a href="http://anime-angel-180.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/anime-angel-180.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconanime-angel-180:" title="anime-angel-180"/></a> <a href="http://kakashi99alucard.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kakashi99alucard.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkakashi99alucard:" title="kakashi99alucard"/></a> <a href="http://cajincatcher.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/a/cajincatcher.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcajincatcher:" title="cajincatcher"/></a> <a href="http://itachi-kakashi.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/t/itachi-kakashi.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconitachi-kakashi:" title="itachi-kakashi"/></a> <a href="http://love-is-suicide4ever.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/o/love-is-suicide4ever.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlove-is-suicide4ever:" title="love-is-suicide4ever"/></a> <a href="http://soubi-x-ritsuka.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/soubi-x-ritsuka.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsoubi-x-ritsuka:" title="soubi-x-ritsuka"/></a> <a href="http://xxnarutoloverxx.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/x/x/xxnarutoloverxx.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconxxnarutoloverxx:" title="xxnarutoloverxx"/></a>  <a href="http://emi-no-sabaku.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/m/emi-no-sabaku.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconemi-no-sabaku:" title="emi-no-sabaku"/></a> <a href="http://broshang.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/r/broshang.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbroshang:" title="broshang"/></a> <a href="http://kingboo2.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/i/kingboo2.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkingboo2:" title="kingboo2"/></a> <a href="http://lostforever2005.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/o/lostforever2005.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlostforever2005:" title="lostforever2005"/></a> <a href="http://i-likes-gaara-pie.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/_/i-likes-gaara-pie.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconi-likes-gaara-pie:" title="i-likes-gaara-pie"/></a> <a href="http://d4rklynx.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/4/d4rklynx.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icond4rklynx:" title="d4rklynx"/></a>  <a href="http://kibaslilhinata.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/i/kibaslilhinata.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkibaslilhinata:" title="kibaslilhinata"/></a> <a href="http://swordsman-alchemist.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/w/swordsman-alchemist.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconswordsman-alchemist:" title="swordsman-alchemist"/></a> <a href="http://azulalightning10.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulalightning10.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulalightning10:" title="azulalightning10"/></a>   <a href="http://hyperkiki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/y/hyperkiki.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhyperkiki:" title="hyperkiki"/></a> <a href="http://myuuthemew.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/y/myuuthemew.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmyuuthemew:" title="myuuthemew"/></a> <a href="http://deathlymoongoddess.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/deathlymoongoddess.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondeathlymoongoddess:" title="deathlymoongoddess"/></a> <a href="http://naruto3665.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/naruto3665.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnaruto3665:" title="naruto3665"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~raina190</author>
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                <title>chat room rules</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:16:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ simple rules actually-<br /><br />1)have fun<br />2)please dont spam<br />3)dont be mean...<br />4)have fun of course<br /><br /><br />see^^ they simple<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><a href="http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/chilloutpeople">[link]</a><br /><br />this is my chat. come if ya want and tell me wat u want ur group to be called okay?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~raina190</author>
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                <title>ja...no title&gt;.&lt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:49:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/AllAnimeRP">[link]</a><br /><br />this is my sis's chat. come if ya want<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br />(ya dont have to)<br />ill be there often.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~raina190</author>
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                <title>lee and gaara</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:00:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ as lee walked the streets of the village he could here footsteps from far behind him. he continued to  walk for a few steps, then stoped abruptly. the footsteps stoped too. he started walking again and the footsteps continued too. he looked back and saw nothing. <br />
while still looking back he started walking again, but at a faster pace. he knew that he had been found. the only problem was he couldnt see his follower anywhere. when lee turned to face the road ahead of him again, he had to stop in his tracks. up on an oncoming bridge stood gaara. <br />
gaara was pleased with himself. he had cought lee off guard. as gaara took a step toward lee, lee took a step back away from gaara.in a verry serious voice gaara said," i am going to get you lee, one way or another, i will get you." <br />
lee was nervous, gaara could see it in his eyes. when lee looked back behind him to see if he could get away again, gaara made his move.<br />
gaara charged at lee full speed,while  scilently laughing to himself. when gaara was about 3 feet from his target he lunged into the air.<br />
lee turned back around and just smile. lee moved out of the way real fast just as gaara was about to tackel him. <br />
gaara landed on the ground with a *thud*.<br />
lee laughed,then looked down at gaara and said," your never going to catch me , ya no that right? you just need to suck up your pride and proclaim me as the winner of the game."<br />
lee then preteded to look at a watch on his wrist and added," you have been `it` for two hours, he laughed, arent you tired?"<br />
gaara picked himself up, wiped the dirt out of his hair and looked at lee, laughed, and said,"the bet was that i could catch you before gai sensei came looking for you, gaara looked around sarcastically, i dont see him any where , do you?"<br />
gaara didn't get his answer because lee had already taken off again in the other direction. lee did look back  tho to yell," by the way gaara, i like my ramen well done with some korean pork on the side, just to let you know."<br />
gaara sighed, he knew that his next two weeks were probably going to consist of making lee's meals and cleaning his laundry..<br />
as gaara started running after lee again he laughed. lee didnt know that gaara had all the time in the world to tag him. gaara had left gai sensei tied up in a little closet in the men's bathroom. hopefully, gaara thought as he was running, sensei isnt to mad at me. <br />
lee looked back for a second then dashed off, laughing to himself.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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