http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:ranek1337lol&section=today deviantART RSS for by:ranek1337lol en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:25:23 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/24723574/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/24723574/ Tue, 12 May 2009 15:54:23 PDT
No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends."

True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it

(you don't have to. frankly, i don't care.)

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22457131/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22457131/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:21:23 PST
hopefull soon ill be able to get one


um so yeah ive got another 2 peices up so far

so check them out PLS.........

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so yeah i hope i get oover it soon
but right now i gotta go so bye

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AND THEN AFTER TEA me and my friend where sitting like L and eating lollies........ I dipped mine in chocolate it was awesome!!!!

AND THE I WENT AND PLAYED HENTAI GAMES AS WELL IT WAS SO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJNNNNJN

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22267143/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22267143/ Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:03:24 PST
got some awesome stuff XD

such as a new controller for my XBOX 360 and a charge and play pack....

JUNKFOOOOOOD

DEATHNOTE MOVIES
MANGA!!!!!!!!

it was funn

Edit-------->
and i also got some new games
unreal tournement 3
and vampire rain

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22250082/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22250082/ Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:28:09 PST
but most of mine has been crap......
SO WHEN I GET ONLINE AND HAVE ALL THESE AWESOME SMEXY COOL PEOPLE TO TAlK TO THINGS GET SOOOOOO MUCH BETTTER SO I WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK YOU ALLLLL FOR BEING THERe FOR ME

thats about it..........

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22053750/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22053750/ Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:18:16 PST
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.

[X] You have run into a tree.

[] It is possible to lick your elbow

[] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[X] You just tried to sing them.

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[X] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.

[X] You just looked at it.

[] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[x] People have called you slow.

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[] You have caught yourself drooling.

[X] You've fallen asleep in class.

[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[X] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice."

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[] You have eaten a bug.

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[X] You break a lot of things.

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

[] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22039471/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22039471/ Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:51:24 PST
]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22004716/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/22004716/ Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:27:20 PST
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um okay as you all know its christmas almost anyway !!!!! um so I've been out buying christmas presents And how does god pay me back

BY STUFFING UP MY DA ACCOUNT

so um sorry ECMB i havent been able to get ur notes babe um i sent you one i hope it gets throught if not ill go hme in a couple of mins Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and if that happens ill be back on tomorrow

soo ill talk to you then

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21867868/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21867868/ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:25:56 PST
Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "this guy is an asshole"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "I'll beat up any guy who does this to my girl"

If you're against rape, please take the time to repost this
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Guy:"Can we have sex now."

Girl: "Can we do what? I thought we were going to the movies"

Guy: "Nah, i wanna be your first, finally."

Girl: "Um...no.Uh, just keep driving, were gonna miss the movie"

Guy: "Who cares? im more important then the movie"

Girl: "but you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.


5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh, getting close to where he shouldnt be.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her and shoves his hand up her shirt, feeling her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this. Thats horrible, you pig."

Guy: "Shut up, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants aggressively.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't!"

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her.

Guy: "Come on, i wanna get in your pants, and i know you wanna see whats in mine."

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: trys to get away as he takes off his boxers, but he was to strong.
screams as he shoves himself inside of her, "NO STOP, DONT DO THIS!!"

Guy: as he groans, she screams, so he puts his hand over her mouth. groaning continues from the guy as three hours pass...

Girl: terrified, and still struggling, watches and feels the guy go in and out of her. he pushes inside hard, almost hurting her.

Guy: pulls out of her, wipes himself, and puts pants back on.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: "wait, i was being a jerk... i didnt ask if you wanted more."

Guy: he laughs in a sick, twisted way.


Girl: "i swear i will get your ass in jail if-"

Guy: looks at her, then comes closer. "Tell the cops, or anyone, i will kill you.
and thats a promise"

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: he says "alright, right after this. just for threatning to tell the cops on me, ima teach you a lesson that youll love."

The guy does the same thing he just did for an hour.

Guy: "fun wasnt it?"

Guy: drives her home. she steps out of the car, angry, scared, and helpless.

Guy: acting like everything went okay and they had fun, he yells out the window "good night baby, see you later."

Girls parents: How was the movie sweetie ?

the girl just looks at them, and goes up to her room.

2 months later.........

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^**^*^*^

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months"

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your period for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: breaks down crying, looking at her belly.

When the girl gets back to school, the story gets out that shes pregnant....

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Guy: "If you lie to anyone and say that i raped, i swear i will beat you so hard, i would kill you and that baby"

Girl: "but you DID rape me. you groaned, while i screamed. you didnt care about my feelings. you made me have sex with you."

Guy: "so? why does it matter? you liked it anyways so shut up, stupid slut."

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21774195/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21774195/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:06:46 PST yeah i got an Xbox 360 today......
now all i want is fear and the exspansion packs for itXD

um yeah thats about it for now XD

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21669087/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21669087/ Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:07:41 PST
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he wait...

Chuck Norris wasn't born, he punched his way out of his mothers womb. And shortly after he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris doesn't use spellcheck, if he mispells a word he just changes the actual spelling of it.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris's pajamas.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.


Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.


There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money.

When taking your drivers test, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 100%.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.


James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.


Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


With the rising cost of petrol, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.


Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.


Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Chuck Norris once ate four 13kg bowling balls without chewing.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during th... ]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21638097/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21638097/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:03:24 PST
but when i sign back on im gonna be sixteen

SO watch out or il rape you with my awesome sixteeny powers of internet rape JOKE

well seeya

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21634906/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21634906/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:44:35 PST
]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21584906/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21584906/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:22:36 PST
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21539432/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21539432/ Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:50:28 PST
well todays payday thankgod (RENT)

i might be getting hitman as well XD which'll be awesome ....


my laptop arrived XD which is awesome

um ............

wat a waste of sapce butt then again i was bored XD

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21222299/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21222299/ Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:32:08 PDT
2. Psycho in my pants (OWWWW)

3. P.L.U.C.K in my pants

4. Darts in my pants (owww)

5. CUbert in my pants (XD that sounds wrong)

6. Peephole in my pants (gahhhh really where XD better not be XD)

7. Mind in my pants

8. WAR? in my pants (yet again masive amounts of pain)

9. Soil in my pants (How'd that get there)

10. DDevil in my pants (how'd he get in there i think i'd notice)

11. Spiders in my pants (??????????)

12. Suggestions in my pants

13. Sugar in my pants (grainy XD)

14. Know in my pants (theres not much to learn down there)

15. Suitepee in my pants (my brand new suite)

16. toxicity in my pants (deadly)

17. Shimmy in my pants (how is that even possibale)

18. Science in my pants

19. ATWA in my pants

20. Bounce in my pants (i suppose it does sometimes)

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21207551/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21207551/ Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:48:55 PDT Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.
Tag 6 more people to do so and let them know they've been tagged, of course.

I've chosen : ensiferum the awesome folk metal band

Here we go:

.Are you male or female?
Old man

.Describe yourself
Hero in a dream

.What do people feel when they're around you?
Abandoned

.How would you describe your previous relationship?
Into battle (seriously it was a battle XD )

.Describe your current relationship.
One more magic love poition

.Where would you want to be now?
lost in dispair

.How do you feel about love?
Eternal wait

.What's your life like?
Tears

.What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Iron

XD i tag

kono95
Lord-A
MagnustheSTOMPER
Mesapoo
raven in the sky
goddes of inmaturity

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21194085/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21194085/ Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:51:24 PDT XD

1. Do you think you will be able to handle this survey?
WHO knows ??? i dont XD

2. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know" or "I don't remember"?
i cant see the future wish i could

3. your name?
Jaymes

4. Hows your life going as of right now?
UM fustrating cause i cant get past a level on final ninja

5. What could be done to make things better for you?
if i could make my hair look okay (DAM you and your chocolate ray and chris)

6. How many times did you brush your teeth today?
once but ill brush them again after tea

7. Who used your hairbrush today?
ooppps dont own one at the moment my old one broke and i use combs not brush's

8. Who was the last person you let borrow something?
my room mate kyle i lent him my ipod speakers

9. Last food you consumed?
uncles toby's Plus breakfast cereal YUMMY

10. Are you ready for the most difficult questions?
YEAH bring e'm on

11. Do you think your pretty?
????????? i have no idea get told diferent every day

12. Do you think your ugly?
i hope not!!!

14. Is there something your hiding from the world?
yes

15. Do you sometimes wonder what the world would be like without you?
Yeah a much better place

16. Are you suicidal?
was not anymore

17. Do you like someone at the moment?
??????????? not sure ??????

18. If you could trade your life with someone else, would you?
yep

19. Are you ready for some easier questions?
These were hard?!

20. Are you wearing any band aids? Where?
yes on my thumb

21. What comes to mind when you hear the word...
Heart? love
Pain? heh nice
Chip? Salt and vinger
Miley? stupid
Nick? Nick the momiji boy i hope i spelt that right you know the bunny guy of fruits basket
Rock? music is the best

22. Hows your heart?
like my heart

23. Any dilemmas with people at school?
nah

24. If so, describe the dilemma without using names?
XD n/a

25. Do you care what people think?
nope

26. Can you prove it?
how??

27. Post an embarassing photo of yourself below.
[link]

im the skinhead at the back that was just after i shaved it cause of my brothers

28. You didn't skip question 27. Did you?
XD nah

29. Did you delete any questions in this survey?
?? why would i

33. Do you put yourself before others?
most of the time

34. Line of a song you last heard?
all abord, hit the road, all the bullshit can't be ignored, its hard to place in my faith, no emotion,


35. Can you honestly say you're happy with who you are?
kinda happy with myself

36. How long have u had your crush for?
i dont have one at the moment.
current:
• outfit: jean grey brown and white jumper grey brown gren and white t-shirt drawn all over brown shoes and odd socks
• hairstyle: spikey
• jewelry: none i wish ii could find my awesome deamon necklacey thing
• underwear: black with a white band
• nail color: im a guy do you really think i wear nailpolish XD no im wearing whiteout
do you:
• cut yourself: i dont anymore used to caved ensiferum into my arm with a pen last time i did though but that was at the start of the year
• lick yourself: GAHHHHH wat are you suggesting
• whine a lot: kinda
• yell a lot: yeah at my room mate XD
• have too many friends: not really i onlly have a few real friends
• do drugs: GAHHHHHHH god noo
• wear dark colors: XD brown and black are the only reall colours i like
• dye your hair: nope not at the moment

have you ever:
• worn rainbow: NOPWEee
• talked on the phone for over 3 hours: Yes XD D
• caught something on fire: the shed it burnt down lucky we had insurence
• asked someone out: yes

last person:
• you touchedaceli HIGH FIVE
• you talked to: morishio
• you kissed: though its months ago it was steph
• you instant messaged: kono95

are you:
• understanding:yea
• open-minded: Yes
• arrogant: semi but not really
• insecure: not really
• hungry: yeah
• smart: kinda
• moody: hyper kinda mood
• childish: Yes ive been told i act like a two year old at times
• independent: yeah
• hard working: semi
• healthy: not really need more calcum
• weird: VERY VERY VERY WEIRD!X2
• difficult: sometimes
• attractive:hope so
• thirsty: nope
• obsessed: kinda
• angry: Nah
• sad: Nah
• happy: kinda
• trusting: Y... ]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21084364/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21084364/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:14:01 PDT

IM GETTING A LAPTOP

im getting aa laptop

[link]3286.c0.m14

yeah im getting this its like so awesome and im so happy cause now i wont have to use so many crappy computers

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21067692/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/21067692/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 17:15:37 PDT
Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette (Not a full one cause i hate them but because i was forced to)
(X) Smoked A Cigar( once it was a chocolate one)
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (GAHH wat the F**KLES?)
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 4

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class ( was FUNNN)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 5

Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends (PERVERTED ME)
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet (yesh)
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 9

Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship (STEPHHH)
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 14

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up (I WAS forced to dress up as a girl)
SO FAR: 17

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(XD) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (HAD A NOZEBLEEDZ all over the table az welzz)
SO far: 21

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake(aftershock)
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (UM my bike got stotlen AND thrown of the top of the Triabunna district high school)
(X) Been cheated on (ONE of my exs F88ked some random guy in a classroom up at Ouse)
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 28

Level 12
( ) Won A Contest
(X) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (A car ran over my foot)
SO FAR: 31

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight (NAKED!!!!)
SO FAR :33

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes rna around with them stuck to my forehead WAZ SO FUN!!)
SO FAR: 37

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud(YESTERdAY i did HA)
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 39

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 42

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose (It hurtzz)
(? i might have ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 44 1/2 cause im not sure

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 47

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People(3 days)
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey(I wish it'd be funnyz)
SO FAR: 49

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge (small bridge)
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (I dont rememberz why !?)
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 51

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 51

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about (friends, yea)
SO FAR: 52

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House (sadly no)
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (hell yea lol) (DAM right)
SO FAR: 56

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 57

Level 25
( ) Played Chicken( i won XD)
~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/20878649/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/20878649/ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:46:58 PDT
i was on a buss to gelenochy yesterday and um there was the really drop dead gougeous chick on the buss. since then i havent been able to stop thinking about this anomnous girl!!!

Its kinda weird i know but its also kinda sad cause theres like a 1% chance out of 10000 that ill ever see her again........ nooooooo

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/20734266/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/20734266/ Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:40:46 PDT
No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends'

True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it.

T^T I WUV ALL MAI FRIENDS!!!!!

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/20643009/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/20643009/ Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:29:34 PDT
thats the bad news lolzzz


now onto the good news


IMM FIJNALLY NOT BANNED YAY FINALLY THE TWO DA FREE WEEKS ARE OVER SO NOW I CAN TALK TO eVERYONE AGAIN YAY! *flops over and twitches from lack of oxygen*

ALSO..... i might be geetttting a super awesome but rather old black and silver GAMECUBE yay

TIMESPLITTERS HERE I COME YAY!!!

also played the demo to star wars the force unleashed i think it is and its so godam fucking BRILLIANT normally i rather jump of a bridge than play star wars games but the grapics in this game are really quite stunning and the gameplay is actually fun

so YAY an allright star wars game has been realesed

also i CANT wait for the new fear game seires to come out hopefully they can do a better job of it this time unlike some of the crappy things they have allready made like the exspansion packs to the first fear lolXD


yeah thats most of the good news


OH oh oh wait a minute i found somewhere new to live afteR being kicked out of home YAY


FUCK YOU 2 STEPDAD lolzzz

SO STOP WORRYING LORD A


well thats all for now so

ummmmmm

booo

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and it only took 3 weeks from when i laybyd it to now to pay it of XD im so happy i fianly hazz'zs it


heh now to get a case for it

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/20030387/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/20030387/ Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:18:02 PDT
RULES:

Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and past the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

1. Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
jaymes needs Special Needs Adoptions

WTF XD lol

2. Type in “[your name] looks like” in the Google search.
He looks so happy

lol how true i am today lol


3. Type in “[your name] wants” in the Google search.
Jaymes. wants to do something??

what the fuck yet again lol i am doing something

4. Type in “[your name] does” in the Google search.
Jaymes does fairly well with other children in school.
???

5. Type in “[your name] hates” in the Google search.
jaymes Hate's I couldn't make it for Leslie's Bday party

was it les's birthday??

6. Type in “[your name] asks” in the Google search.
"Steph asks, if she delights in bringing out the queen in James."

This is getting creepier and creepier... I always knew he was gay...

7. Type in “[your name] goes” in the Google search.
"Steph goes crazy!!!"

Oh Google, you know me too well.

8. Type in “[your name] likes” in the Google search.
"Steph likes singing with her iPod."

WHY DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS, GOOGLE?! WHY?

9. Type in “[your name] eats” in the Google search.
"Steph eats pepper."

Is that so... O_O

10. Type in “[your name] wears” in the Google search.
"Stephanie wears men’s underwear in public."

... XDDDD My God.

11. Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in the Google search.
"Steph was arrested for having sex with another student."

Oooh, that sounds like me.

12. Type in “[your name] has sex with” in the Google search.
"Steph was arrested and charged late this afternoon for having sex with one of her students."

Wow, I really AM a dirty pedophile! Oh, you.

13. Type in “[your name] tags” in the Google search.
"Steph's Tags: teen fiction, young adult, vampire, teen fantasy, vampire romance..."

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19903064/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19903064/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:23:38 PDT
[link]

this is the first one it shows the problems that we have with our world and it made me cry the first time i saw it. mainly because it is so truthfull the world is like this nowdays we all judge others when we dont nessercaily know what they are going from like at 3:48 when he is eating the burger from the bin in front of the family eating their nice meal its just not right. just because they have food and can live comfortably dosent mean that they can judge him like that or when he drinks from the pool of water and the tough guy is standing behind him judgeing the old man.

it just makes me sad. :;(:

the second is [link]

its just as sad its about the infuence of war on the younger people of our poulation and it makes me sad because its sooo truthfull and no one gives a shit.

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19525933/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19525933/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:21:43 PDT
[link]

this song is one of my faveorates lol

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19418740/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19418740/ Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:32:23 PDT ive like been listening to their music again recently.
i love thier music ecspecily B.Y.O.B
it is so catchy and so is Sugar.
i was like singing the chorus of sugar over and over in my head all the way on the walk to catch the buss.

it was so cold this morning like 4 degrees which i know isnt that cold but there was a chilly wind it froze me to the core lol


oh and i wanted to thank raveninthesky for the gift art it is so awesome

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so have a look if ya want

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19063895/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19063895/ Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:47:08 PDT I Fear…

[ ] public speaking
[ ] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy... (oh right him...)
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[x] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night (i.e stalkers)
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secret

Final Total: 5... i am epic




If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of 5 out of 75 common fears.


If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.

this is an awesome quizz lol

take it and let the world know wat ur afraid of

]]> ~ranek1337lol http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19062510/ http://ranek1337lol.deviantart.com/journal/19062510/ Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:12:09 PDT hackers need to die!!!

no offenese to all the nice hackers out there but when you've been hacked by your ex-girlfriend three times in a row then its just sad it shows wat a sick sad person she is come on! i know what it feels like being dumped or cheated on. (ecspecially when its harry potter style like broom cupboard literly) but it dosent mean you can do this to them like its not nice or fair.

but any way BEWARE MY ACOUNT IS LIKELY TO BE HACKED yet again so if you get frieend adds by random people its just me the person who started out as lord-A then went to being ranek1337 and is now ranek1337lol

so contact me if you need me

yours

JL

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