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DESIGNERS FUN FACT


* The alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep.

* You're not ashamed of drooling in class anymore.

* You know what Superglue tastes like. (believe me,it's not good)

* You celebrate space and observe your birthday.

* Coffee and Red Bull are tools, not treats.

* People are nauseated just by smelling your caffeine breath.

* You are surprised when you see an art piece in your school.

* You think everything is possible.

* You've fallen asleep in the bathroom.

* You've listened to all your CDs in less than 48hours.

* Your laptop or pc nv shut down.

* You're not seen in public.

* You lose your house keys for a week and you don't even notice.

* You take notes and leave messages with a rapidograph and expensive colour markers.

* You combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one single meal.

* You see holidays only as extra sleeping time.

* You've got more photographs of references than of actual people.

* You can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you can't print it's chaos.

* When you're being shown pictures of a trip, you ask about the human scale, the lighting, taken of wat cam, bla bla bla.

* You can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web page, but you don't know how to use Excel.

* You refer to great designer (dead or alive) by their first name as if you knew them(Frank, Corbu,Mies, Norman).

* You buy 50 dollars worth of magazines that you haven't read yet.

*girlfriend or boyfriend is not important anymore when u bz doing ur work.

* A graphic designer's job's scoop =
product design+carpenter+fashion
design+lifestyle
design+model+photographer+photo
director+image consultant+bla bla
bla...
gosh!!!m i still a graphic designer @.@

* You will noe wat time yo mouth started to smell bad in da MORNING.

* You will forget what is the meaning of sleeping.

* you will be STONE when you run Out of ideas. (this is TRUE)

* exam means nothing to you. study is no longer ur priority.

* assignments and projects are more important than ur life. late
submissions = DEAD.

* going out is not just for fun anymore, but to observe and get ideas!*

* Fake Designers tend to/normally show their Bitchy attitude. Real Designers are much nicer and maybe more humble
to earth.

* U dragged urself back to hostel in flip flops, shirt of yesterday's, n 3/4 asleep face just in time others were marching their way handsomely to morning lectures

* U go for a shopping spree for papers, markers, model boards, glues, cutters, pc rams and printer inks instead of shoes n clothes even there is no mega sale (there never is for this kinda stuff)

* You don't care if people see you in your scruffiest torn shirt and pyjamas at work. But if there's a formal dinner,
you'd be the one competing to look the best.

* You have to put up with egoistical "Its-MY-idea/design" sort of people who see only what they want to but can draw amazing perspectives on paper

* You notice people "take pride" in staying up and working late nights but pretend it's a burden

* You don't watch movies at the cinema. You watch them in a minimised window on your pc while you do 3d.

* My studio, my kitchen, my bedroom!!!

* You can make sense out of nonsense and make people believe it all makes perfect sense! hahaha

* When you doodle on paper, it is usually a 3-d object with rendered shadows.

* You talk about buildings and it's material,method of construction bla bla bla on

* You stayed up straight for a week before the submission, get all dressed up for the presentation, then shut ur senses to the outside world for the coming week.

* You have stocks of maggi n all the instant supplies along with the 3-in-1's in the studio and when we talk about studio, what's yours is everyone's.Sounds familiar huh?

* And that include all the masking tape, technical pens, butter papers and even mouse!


* Noone will tease you if you come to the studio in pj's.Its an everyday scene







what the hell are you, people?????

hahhahahahhahhah...

]]> ~rezabatak