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                <title>3 New webcomics Starting this week!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 12:45:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's been a while since I made any posts here, but I have some great news: I'm starting up 3 new comics.  Yeah. THREE. Two of them are once a week, and another is scheduled at random.  <br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.horriblegamecomics.com">[link]</a> Horrible Game Comics! Updates Saturdays. Starts 9/5 (TODAY!) I'm making a gaming comic! I know you're thinking "Big Deal", Right?  Well mine is trying to stand out by being as stupid and low-brow as possible because most gaming comics suck anyway, so I figured what the hell<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.gunkbrunkle.com">[link]</a> Gunk & Brunkle, the comic! Updates Sundays. Starts 9/6. Based on my animated short.  Following the insane adventures of an inbred wearing a pot on his head, and his abusive best friend.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.ryanjsmithtoons.com">[link]</a> Ryan J. Smith Toons! Updates on weekdays as often as possible.  Starts 9/7. Completely random gags that pop into my head, really.  In the same vein as web strips like Perry Bible Fellowship, KC Green's "Gunshow", <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.gunshowcomic.com">[link]</a> or Dave Kelly's "Big Ones."  I also intend to use this website as my "main" hub with my online portfolio and everything.  You can still find that stuff on ronnieraccoon.com for now: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.ronnieraccoon.com">[link]</a><br /><br />As for Ronnie Raccoon, truth be told, I just haven't been sure what I want to do with the guy.  I'm not abandoning him, I want to develop him into something better, I've just been too lazy to go through with it.  What I really want to do is put him in print.  I think that'll eventually happen.<br /><br />In case you haven't heard yet, I'm on Twitter!  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.twitter.com/ronnieraccoon">[link]</a>  Follow me for any updates on the comics!  As well as anything else I'm working on, or anything that's on my mind.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Moving; Gunk at the New Jersey Film Fest (edit)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 16:31:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Not that I've been all that productive on the internet lately, but I figured since this will probably be the last chance I get to make my announcements....<br /><br />First, I'm moving out of my apartment and going back home at the end of the month.  I was just informed by my roommate that the internet will probably be shut off by tomorrow, so I likely won't be online at all until the 1st of June.  Which will actually be a good thing, because maybe I'll stop playing around with Facebook and actually work on updating my art and website for a change.<br /><br /><b>UPDATE:</b> Apparently I still have internet access.  Still, I should be focusing on artwork.<br /><br />Now for the important announcement, "Gunk in Abductard" was accepted into the <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.njfilmfest.com">New Jersey Film Fest</a> at Rutgers University and will be screened on June 6th.  It will be the first official public screening that I will attend myself.  <br /><br />Hopefully I'll have some new material to show when I return.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Movies I can't believe are turning 10 this year.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:21:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Can you believe these movies came out a whole freakin' DECADE ago?<br /><br />The Matrix<br />The Sixth Sense<br />Austin Powers 2<br />The Mummy<br />Office Space<br />The Iron Giant<br />American Pie<br />The South Park Movie<br />American Beauty<br />The Blair Witch Project<br />Being John Malkovich<br />Fight Club<br />Dogma<br />Idle Hands<br />Pokemon the Movie<br />Man on the Moon<br />Galaxy Quest<br />Stuart Little<br />Sleepy Hollow<br />Toy Story 2<br />Star Wars Ep. I, The Phantom Menace<br /><br />I have more vivid memories about some of these movies than some movies that came out THIS decade.  Some of these movies I own on tape. TAPE.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Gunk premieres at SVA this Tuesday</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 10:07:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey everyone, I entered "Abductard" <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.vimeo.com/1459889">[link]</a> under the student films portion of the ASIFA-East 40th Annual Animation Festival: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.asifaeast.com/">[link]</a>  <br />The student film screening is in New York, at the School of Visual Arts next Tuesday, March 10th, beginning at 6:30PM.  As an ASIFA member, I'll be going to see the premiere and vote on the films.  If any of you can go, I'll see you there!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>NYCC, Twitter</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:59:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going to be visiting the New York Comic Con tomorrow, looking for companies to hand out my DVD reels and resume to.  I'm just gonna be walking around.  I don't have a table or anything, but there are a few people from the Kubert School who do, so I might hang with them for a while.  I already know Scott Kurtz and the Penny Arcade guys are gonna be there, and I'll have to look at the guest list to see who else I'll want to visit.  If you're gonna be there, you actually know what I look like and happen to run into me, come and say hi, I'll try not to be too creeped out.  I'll be showing off my sketchbook too.  If you wanna know what I do look like, I'm tall and fat with shaggy hair thick square shaped glasses.  I also wear an awesome bucket hat.<br /><br />One more thing: I joined Twitter recently and I tend to post things there a lot more often than I do here.  So come and follow me, and if you're not signed up, then join. <br /><a href="http://twitter.com/ronnieraccoon">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hubspot and E-Bay</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 17:26:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm selling the parts from my old computer on eBay.  Take a look, or tell anyone who collects old computer parts, to look here: <a href="http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/ronnie-raccoon_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_mdoZ">[link]</a> <br />I'm hoping I can get some money back from my old computer stuff.<br /><br />I also got a $2000 Prize for the Huspot commerical I showed a while back. See the results here: <a href="http://www.geniusrocket.com/blog/2008/12/31/hubspot-selections-announced">[link]</a><br /><br />$2000 should last me about two months until I find more work!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New Computer, but still need your help!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 10:52:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have a nice shiny new laptop now, a Sony Vaio FW.  16.4" Widescreen, full HD; 1080p, Centrino processor, 4G RAM, 250G Hard Drive, Intel Graphics card.  <br /><br />In spite of having a new computer I'm still in need of more help.  I have to sspend more time configuring it right.  The computer works fine, but because it uses Windows Vista 64 bit, my scanner (an Epson Perfection 1250) doesn't have a compatible driver, so I can't scan pictures yet.  Also I'm still in need of the latest versions of Flash and Photoshop.  So I still can't any new art done until I figure these out.  Also my Wacom Intuos2, which does work, is kind of difficult to use because the shape of the tablet doesn't quite work correctly with my HD monitor setup.  And it's even moreso now that I have my old Fullscreen 1024X728 monitor also connected to the laptop, which stretches the screen even further.  when I tested it my circles would look like squashed ovals onscreen.  SO I still have a lot of kinks to work out.  I'm also using the wacom mouse because I don't have a USB one.<br /><br />Don't be mistaken, I'm pretty happy with my new computer.  But if anyone knows where I can find some answers to my dilemmas I'd appreciate it.<br /><br />You know how to REALLY help?  Go to <a href="http://www.aniboom.com">AniBoom</a> and e-mail GUNK to your friends, Hurry, the contest ends in five days!  It's currently fallen in rank and I<br />'m trying to get a final push going before the 15th.  Here's the direct link: <a href="http://www.aniboom.com/video/287624/Gunk!%20in:%20Abductard/?ref=/Scoreboard/aniBoom_Awards_2008">[link]</a><br /><br />I should give a nod to my fellow Animator Kubie Olivia - <a href="http://animator-who-draws.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/animator-who-draws.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconanimator-who-draws:" title="animator-who-draws"/></a> who has also submitted a new cartoon to the contest:  <a href="http://www.aniboom.com/video/312128/Spaced-Out-Advertisement/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Computer broke down, need a new one.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:57:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey guys, I've fallen on tough times.<br />I return to my apartment after Thanksgiving break, only to have my 4-year old computer have a hard drive meltdown.  I'm not panicking though because all my art files were backed up onto my external HD.  I'm expecting some money soon for the commercial I made, too.  I'm actually typing this journal painstakingly on Shane's Wii right now.  But I didn't have my programs backed up, like photoshop, flash, etc.  And I won't have access to them for a while.us<br />Anyhow, I'll have to buy an entirely new computer this month, a laptop in particular.  Does anyone watching have any tips or recommendations as to what brands?  (NO FUCKING MACS) I'm looking at Dell's selections, and my price range is $1000-$1,200.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New animated commercial and more Gunk</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:54:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I made a funny commercial for HubSpot.com- it could win me up to $3000!<br /><a href="http://geniusrocket.com/video/hubspot-phone">[link]</a><br /><br />If you noticed I stopped doing the villainy month thing early it's because I dropped it to start working on this.  Go look and vote!<br />I'm working on another commercial available on the site too, I'm going to be spending the whole week animating it.  I'll link it to you when that's done too.<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Also, Gunk still needs help!<br /><a href="http://www.aniboom.com/video/287624/Gunk!%20in:%20Abductard/?ref=/Scoreboard/aniBoom_Awards_2008">[link]</a><br />Go and vote for it at the aniboom awards!  I need the money! <br /><br />Here's some other new spots you can see the cartoon. <br />Funny Or Die: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/251665284a">[link]</a><br />4mations.tv: <a href="http://www.4mations.tv/clip.aspx?key=E5DC07D5B28AAB03&type=video">[link]</a><br />Newgrounds: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/465666">[link]</a><br /><br />--------------------------------------------<br /><br />Support my animation!<br /><br />Commission status:<br />AVAILABLE!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Abductard on NewGrounds!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:05:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/465666">[link]</a><br /><br />Special thanks to Alan Foreman <a href="http://www.poisonedminds.com">[link]</a> for helping me put the cartoon into a proper flash file!<br /><br />It's been getting a lot of good feedback from the fans with a 9.9/10 rating in the review section, and it's averaging a 3.75/5 rating.  Not bad for my first try.<br /><br />It got fifth for the day, I guess it wasn't violent enough to get first, LAWL. It's OK though, I was beat out by some pretty good entries, so I'm not disappointed.  I was hoping to see it on the front page, too.  Maybe next time.  I probably should've posted this earlier and it might've gotten more views.  (Who am I kidding, nobody bothers to read Deviant Journals, especially not mine.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>E-Bay Auction; Unopened DVDs, Broken PSP</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:18:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm selling some stuff on E-bay<br /><br />My broken PSP (SOLD Already!): <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=180298010944">[link]</a><br /><br />One Piece Season 1, First Voyage, New: <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180297989941">[link]</a><br /><br />X2: Xmen United Fullscreen DVD: <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180298005143">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>a very Piratey Villainy Month</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:22:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've decided to partake in the DA Villainy Month. I just got the first two uncut box sets of One Piece, so I'll be doing 31 days of OP villains!  I do believe there are enough villains in the series to last all 31 days.<br /><br />----  <a href="http://www.aniboom.com/video/287624/Gunk!%20in:%20Abductard/?utm_source=aniboom.com&utm_medium=Scoreboard&utm_campaign=aniBoom_Awards_2008">[link]</a> Vote for Gunk at the AniBoom Awards! ----<br /><br />-- Also catch it on AWNtv! <a href="http://www.awntv.com/videos/gunk-in-abductard">[link]</a> ----<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Gunk and I need your help!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:56:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.aniboom.com/video/287624/Gunk!%20in:%20Abductard/?utm_source=aniboom.com&utm_medium=Scoreboard&utm_campaign=aniBoom_Awards_2008">[link]</a><br /><br />Gunk is getting noticed more every day!  I was contacted by an administrator from from AniBoom about their Animation contest, where they're offering up cash prizes to those who win!  I entered, and now all I need is for all of you to go visit, vote, fave and spread awareness of the video!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GUNK is on AWNtv!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:26:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.awntv.com/videos/gunk-in-abductard">[link]</a><br /><br />My student film has finally made it to AWNtv! Hopefully this will get it the attention it needs! Go watch and vote!<br /><br />------<br /><br />Commission Status:<br />Coelacanth: Finished, payment+S&H received, preparing to mail original.<br />1. empty! <br />2. empty!<br />3. empty!<br />4. empty!<br />5. empty!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Vacation</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:56:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey guys, just a heads up: I'll be away on vacation and will be returning Sept. 6th.<br /><br />Commission status:<br /><br />1. Coelacanth: Penciled<br />..and that's it so far.<br /><br />See you later!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Won some money.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:02:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I hate my skin, I currently have a cold sore on my upper lip and it's very painful.  I can't get my acne to go away in the summer.  <br /><br />Anyway, I recently earned $400 for two flash banners for <a href="http://www.goozex.com">Goozex</a> through <a href="http://www.geniusrocket.com">GeniusRocket</a>, you can see the winners here: <a href="http://www.geniusrocket.com/blog/2008/08/19/goozex-announces-5-selections">[link]</a> I'm at the bottom.<br /><br />Thanks, Goozex!<br />Thanks, GeniusRocket!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My 2008 Demo Reel is here!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:40:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/ronnieracc/video/x637wq_ryan-j-smith-demo-reel-2008_creation">[link]</a><br /><br />Click it!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>B'Day/PSP Broke/Futurama/Orange Box; Steam</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:19:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey everyone.<br /><br />So I went and spent my birthday at my apartment, my parents were away, so I saw them for my birthday last week instead.  On the night before I drank with roomies <a href="http://inkmonkey-woodis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/inkmonkey-woodis.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconinkmonkey-woodis:" title="inkmonkey-woodis"/></a> and <a href="http://tea-green.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/tea-green.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontea-green:" title="tea-green"/></a> in remembrance of Carlin, and when I finally shook my hangover at noon, they made me some food and got me a cake.  It was sweet of them.  Being out of school a month and not having a job and a schedule to adhere to, along with worrying about finances, was making me depressed so I decided to cheer myself up and go shopping. Shane tagged along.<br /><br />I had stepped on my PSP and cracked the screen the night before and brought it to Gamestop for a replacement, but they told me a damaged screen wasn't part of their replacement plan and I'd have to get into contact with Sony.  Thank you Gamestop for freeing me of the delusions I had thinking that the $20 I spent on getting the replacement guarantee was not in vain.  Bastards.  But it was my own fault for leaving it on the floor for my fat foot to step upon while in a drunken stupor.  I'm not mad about the whole thing, though, seeing as how the PSP only would up on a random spot on my bedroom floor because I haven't even played the damn thing in months, and I'm not seeing any games coming out anytime soon where I would be desperate to get it replaced right away.  I still have my DS though (which I have also broken before but got promptly replaced) so I picked up some decently priced retro-style titles: <i>Geometry Wars Galaxies</i> and <i>Space Invaders Extreme</i>.  They were $20 new each and I have gotten quite some enjoyment out of them and consider them a fine addition to my voluminous DS library.  Kirby Squeak Squad, which I got a month earlier, is going back to Gamestop on my next visit due to its lack of both length and replay value.  Sorry, Kirby, but I think after 15 years you're starting to show your age.<br /><br />I picked up the newest <i>Futurama</i> movie, <i>The Beast With A Billion Backs</i> and watched it with Shane (Ink) and Tessa (Tea) as soon as I got back from the mall.  Now let me frank, I fucking LOVED the last movie, <i>Bender's Big Score</i>.  It was so great to see the cast of the show return in full form so many years after its unjust canceling.  I was sucked in by the EXTREMELY well thought out plot and the jokes were fantastic ("I thought you were happy! Your tail is wagging!").  It was my second favorite animated movie of 2007, behind <i>Ratatouille</i>, and I thought it was far superior to the <i>Simpsons Movie</i>.  That being said, I thought that <i>Beast</i>,while still good, falls quite short of the bar set by <i>Big Score</i>.  Unlike the time-travel plot twists of the last movie, the plot of the new movie seems to plod haphazardly from event to event in a more linear fashion, with the setting seeming to change completely every 22 minutes.  Also, the characters' development seemed inconsistent as a different director is in charge of each of these four movies.  For example: In <i>Score</i> Fry's motivation, as well as half of the overlying plot, was his great love for Leela, but in <i>Beast</i> this motivation is quickly abandoned in the first five minutes, when Fry introduces his new girlfriend.  Plus there is also the death of a major character, and I won't spoil it by saying who it is, which I found quite shocking at first because I thought this meant that s/he was actually killed off, but then I was not shocked when s/he was suddenly brought back to life what I thought was a rather arbitrary manner.  It's by no means bad, though. It's a very good movie, and I was happy to see it bring back some characters that didn't quite get much attention in the first movie, like Calculon, Professor Wernstrom, and Hedonism Bot.  And some gags were gut-wrenchingly funny, like one scene where Bender is reunited with his long-lost son, only to immediately sacrifice him to the Robot Devil.  It was one of the darkest jokes I had seen on the show.  All in all, it was a good time, and I'm looking forward to the next one.<br /><br />Okay, one last thing.  I finally bought The Orange Box and have systematically been catching up with the saga of Gordan Freeman.  I already had Half Life 2, so I guess I can gift that to someone else sometime.  Played though Episode 1, and only am still halfway through Episode 2.  And god did I love Portal, it's a brilliant game.  I only wish it was longer, as I breezed through it in two and a half hours.  Team Fortress 2 I completely suck at, having only played a few rounds so far.  I barely got any kills, and usually only la... ]]></description>
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                <title>George Carlin, RIP</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:42:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/06/23/carlin.obit.ap/index.html">George Carlin, 71, died yesterday of heart failure.</a><br /><br /><br />Quite a bad thing to happen just before my birthday.  Carlin was one of my largest media influences when it came to my overall life outlook.  He always had a way of conveying the awful truth in the most direct and often brutal way possible.  He, like Bill Hicks before him, helped me learn how to hone my "Bullshit detectors" and awareness of the many social injustices we have to deal with each and every day, be it from large omnipresent organizations like government or religion, or just the individual people we meet on a personal level.  But he also helped me to know that I shouldn't be afraid; that I shouldn't let the world get me down; that life should be enjoyed because you only have one.  And most importantly, he made me laugh.<br /><br /><b>George Carlin: 1937-2008</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Job Seeking/Commission Rates</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:47:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey everyone, life's been hectic since school ended.  I've submitted inquiries all over the place looking for work for the past week and still have yet to hear back from anyone.   I'm still trying to find anything on craigslist and looking at any studios in the NYC area and dishing out resumes and portfolios left and right, in hope that someone'll bite.  In the meantime, I am available for any picture commissions.<br /><br />-----Commission Starting Rates*:-----<br />*Rates begin with one character pic, minimal/no background, additional characters/backgrounds may cost more, S&H also applies if you want the original. Total rates are negotiable, but cannot go below the starting rate. <br /><br />$15/Icon<br />$25/Penciled<br />$35/Inked<br />$45/Digital Color<br />$60/Traditional Color (Prismacolors)<br /><br />Commissions $25/under are to be paid in full up front, over $25 is $25 up front, with rest of compensation paid upon completion.  Checks and Paypal accepted.<br /><br /><br />Read more about it on my portfolio page: <a href="http://www.ronnieraccoon.com/portfolio.htm">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GUNK is here!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 08:37:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, it's been a hell of a final year at the Kubert School but now I can finally show off the fruits of my labor.  <br /><br />You can watch the video on any of the following:<br /><br /><a href="http://ronnieraccoon.deviantart.com/art/Gunk-in-Abductard-86581925">DeviantART Film</a> (I highly suggest you view it in high quality because standard cuts off some of the frames)<br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/ronnieracc/video/x5jdlg_gunk_fun">Dailymotion</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utASfltUBic">YouTube</a> (again I recommend clicking on high quality)<br /><br />I'D APPRECIATE IT TO SEE SOME COMMENTS, TOO! PLUS IF YOU REALLY LIKE IT, SPREAD THE WORD AROUND! YOU JUST MAY SEE MORE!<br /><br />The cartoon was created, written, storyboarded, drawn, animated, scanned, timed, colored, voiced, and had sound effects done by me.<br /><br />I also should give special credit to Doug Compton--he's a professional animator who teaches at JKS--he did the music and helped me with a lot of the animation, layout, key poses, and in-betweening, as well as some story ideas as well.  This cartoon would have been nowhere near as good as this without his help.  I should note Doug has a <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0174024/">long list of achievements</a>, like Ice Age, Tiny Toons, and SNL.  You should definitely see his <a href="http://www.karmatoons.com/">website</a> as well.<br /><br />Also, now that the school year's up and I'm broke, I am taking commissions, starting at $25. Ask me for details.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Iron Man</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 14:25:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Saw it yesterday with roomies <a href="http://inkmonkey-woodis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/inkmonkey-woodis.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconinkmonkey-woodis:" title="inkmonkey-woodis"/></a>, <a href="http://tea-green.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/tea-green.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontea-green:" title="tea-green"/></a>, & <a href="http://kei-san.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/e/kei-san.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkei-san:" title="kei-san"/></a>.  <br /><br />After mechanical genius/billionaire playboy/weapons industry mogul Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is kidnapped by terrorists in Afghanistan and creates a super powered exoskeleton to escape.  When he returns to America, he vows to make amends for what he's done in the past by announcing he's shutting down weapons production for his company and goes underground to create a more refined version of his super suit.  This causes a power struggle between him and company co-owner Obediah Stane (Jeff Bridges), who does weapons deals under the table with the very same terrorists who kidnapped him.  When Stark finds out, he uses his new suit to destroy the weapons himself and sends his assistant/love interest Pepper Potts(Gwyneth Paltrow) to uncover the rest of the shipment files from the company.  When she hacks into the company computer, she finds out that it was Obediah who hired the terrorists to kill Stark in the first place, and that he had taken the plans from his original suit to reverse-engineer an entire army of super-suited soldiers.  This leads to a dramatic final battle between a new-power-suited Obediah and Iron Man, Iron Man wins, Jim Rhodes (Terrence Howard) hints at becoming War Machine in the sequel, etc.<br /><br />The plot and storytelling were pretty good.  Downey made an excellent Tony Stark.  The movie kinda lacked a good villain, seeing as how, to my knowledge there weren't really any notable villains in the comic.  Also, I found it kinda ridiculous that it took Tony Stark months of practice to learn how to use his suit (as well as the cost of his lab and many of his cool cars), while Obediah could master his in five minutes.<br /><br />It was a good movie, and surprisingly under-hyped for a Marvel comic Movie--I don't think there were any Pepsi or Burger King tie-ins to my knowledge.  The only thing I really should tell you about the movie is that if you're one of those types that leave during the credits, you missed possibly the best post-credits surprise you'll ever see in any movie, ever; and you're stupid, and you don't respect movies, so you shouldn't go to see them ever again.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>**GASM!!**</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:50:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167518">NEW SPLATTERHOUSE?!</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167525">NEW EARTHWORM JIM?! And A MOVIE??!</a><br /><br />What god did I please?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>More of last years art</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:59:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I've spent ALL DAY scanning and uploading many of the assignments I've done from the past year.  I've got even more I intend to share, but for right now I need a break because now I want to actually draw something that's new.  Especially after having to LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN "UNDER MAINTENANCE" SCREEN EVERY TIME I TRY TO UPLOAD SOMETHING <b>I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE THAT STUPID GOBLIN MASCOT THING ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'M GONNA REACH INTO MY MONITOR AND BITE ITS FUCKING FACE OFF AND FUCKING PISS ACID ON ITS FUCKING BRAIN GODDAMMIT ARRRGH RAGE MOUTHFOAM SPAZ FLAIL KILL OMG WTF COCKFACES BLARGH TWITCH CRUSH MAIM</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Painy McProduction Art</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 16:36:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I put up some of the production sketches from the making of "<a href="http://ronnieraccoon.deviantart.com/art/Painy-McPain-74082971">Painy McPain</a>" in the gallery.  There are still more that I haven't been able to find.  Also, I'll be scanning and posting more sketches and work I've done from the last year of school throughout the weekend, so stay tuned.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Man-Li</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:50:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ STOP!! <br />TIME OUT, CAPCOM!  What the hell is this? <a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/31126.html">[link]</a><br />(Pause at about 14-16 seconds for a good look at the horror.)<br /><br />This is the first time I got a good look at Chun-Li in action in the SF IV and I'm sorry, no.  NO.  FUCKING NOOOOOOO!  I might as well state the obvious: she looks like a god damned MAN.  The Popeye arms?  The gorilla hands??  UGH.  NO.  DO NOT WANT.<br />Even the somewhat boyish Viper, the new female character, still has a distinctively female shape (Angelina Jolie-inspired, most likely): <a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/31120.html">[link]</a><br /><br />I can overlook the new Leiffeldian, FUKKIN HUEG musculature design of the other characters, but it does NOT go on her, don't you dare.  Chun-Li is my [I]favorite character[/I], don't do this to me!  I understand how massive her legs were in SF3, but she still retained a FEMININE shape in her design, plus it made sense in context since she was known for her powerful kicks, there's no reason she should look like she was replaced by a transvestite bodybuilder, unless of course, the plot of SF4 involves Chun-Li getting kidnapped and replaced by a transvestite bodybuilder, and we play as him through the whole, believing he's really her until a twist ending that will totally shock and surprise us.<br /><br />This DAMN well better change by the final version.  I'm holding out hope that this is just a placeholder until the REAL design comes out.   Until then, I will refer to this character as "Man-Li": Chun-Li after the sex change.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Smash Bros. Brawl Soundtrack is TEH EPIC! (fixed l</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:32:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Get it!---><a href="http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4009769">[link]</a><br />You can get the 1.1 gig (BIG!) torrent or direct download it in sections through this link.<br /><br />WAIT!!!--->Get the re-naming batch file, too! You'll need it!---><a href="http://filesupreme.com/get/BrawlOSTrename.rar">[link]</a><br /><br />(Thanks, 4Chan!)<br /><br />It'll take a while to download all of it.  While you wait, I'll link to a few recommended tracks:<br /><br />Mario Circuit (my personal favorite): <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgXGuqvW1js">[link]</a><br />New SMB: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iRpGG79Hiw">[link]</a><br />Waluigi Pinball: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIoz1bpzHWk">[link]</a><br />Mario Land- Cave: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTKoS5m6ObQ">[link]</a><br />WarioWare: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xWAZeBaeHY">[link]</a><br />Star Wolf: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-HZXXPondI">[link]</a><br />Kirby Medley: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjPQSbJgnQs">[link]</a><br />Norfair: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbEl2HgrudM">[link]</a><br />Link's Awakening: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TbJYS5m38E">[link]</a><br />Zelda LTTP- Dark World: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsEQhBL2aTM">[link]</a><br />Kirby Superstar-Marx: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9kP92PIoVE">[link]</a><br />Earthbound Drug Store: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uplPC9tcy04">[link]</a><br />Fire Emblem: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDB_7CelvS8">[link]</a><br />DKC2 Bramble Blast: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRGDlF5FyKw">[link]</a><br />King Dedede fight: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2fSp84KwHo">[link]</a><br />French Pikmin theme: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwiFZEaWkTc">[link]</a><br />Mona Pizza: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nreqy8bT-uc">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />Okay, I gotta say Nintendo's REALLY outdone themselves with the music.  Not understating this.  The Dojo site revealed that there was a ton of Japan's greatest Game Composers working on the soundtrack, with over 100 tracks listed as available right from the beginning.  Well, some guy managed to rip the ENTIRE soundtrack straight from the Japanese version of the game.  There are over 300 individual tracks, both consisting of original tracks and remixes, as well as tunes taken directly from some of your favorites.  Oh and it also includes a re-mastering of the ENTIRE* soundtrack from Melee, too. (*Except Target Test, which I just noticed while looking thru the list again. Come on, that was my favorite track from Melee!  This is probably my only disappointment with the soundtrack, though it's still minor.)<br /><br />Here's what else you can expect:<br />-A generous helping of Sonic songs, taken direct from most of the series, "Sonic Boom" is in it! And as well as (yech) the 80's rock tunes from the 3D games and (shudder) Sonic R.<br />-AWESOME remixes of themes from all the Metal Gear games, including the classic MSX2 ones.<br />-METAL Kirby tracks.<br />-DEATH METAL F-Zero tracks.<br />-Orchestral themes from Star Fox, Fire Emblem, and Zelda that rival most summer blockbuster soundtracks.<br />-Like, 70 variations of the main Brawl theme.<br />-All the victory jingles.<br />-Remixes from obscure titles that you totally forgot about, that once you hear them you'll be all like, "Holy crap, I totally forgot about that one!"<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Smash-A-Day Challenge!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:22:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Super Smash Bros. Brawl launches in a month!* I'm so freakin' psyched I've decided to do a Smash Bros.-themed Sketch a Day Challenge, like I've been seeing so many artists do over here on DA recently.  Beginning with today, for the next 30 days leading to the game's launch on February 10.  Stay tuned!!<br /><br />*Yes, I have heard the rumors about there being another delay, until March this time, and even if it's true I'm not going to stop, seeing as how I already started.  I say let them take all the time they want.<br /><br />EDIT: OK, so as you all know the game has been delayed till March in North America.  Plus I kinda stopped posting a picture a day like I promised.  I guess that means I failed the challenge, huh?  The thing is, I wanted this to coincide with the actual release of the game, and since the delay I kinda lost a little inspiration...  Don't worry though, that doesn't mean I'm going to stop, not at all!  The real reason I've fallen behind on the whole thing was because lately all my artistic efforts has gone into completing my film <a href="http://ronnieraccoon.deviantart.com/art/Gunk-Preview-74067701">[link]</a> by May.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The RonnieRaccoon Channel! (Edit 1/5/08)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:10:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Finally, I have animation to show after promising it for so long!  I'm proud to say that my animation is NOT CGI, it is 100% traditional, hand drawn, on paper, with a pencil.  Countless hours have gone into my work so far, but it's paid off and what I'm gonna show is only the beginning.<br />
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Four videos of my work from the past year or so will be submuitted to DA after I hear back from them, but you can view them Now:<br />
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On Youtube: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ronnieraccoon">[link]</a><br />
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On Dailymotion*: <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/ronnieracc">[link]</a><br />
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*Dailymotion is recommended, since stupid YouTube has inferior video quality and shoddy framerate.  Doesn't mean you can't view (and favorite) my videos on YT, though.<br />
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UPDATE 1/5/08: Two new snippets of news! (And Happy New Year!)<br />
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First off, one of the officials from Dailymotion loved "Painy McPain" so much, they decided to feature it under this week's "For the Weekend" showcase: <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/group/85012">[link]</a><br />
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Second, DA's film section has accepted me into the Da Film Program so now I can submit videos to my gallery.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Summer Scrap Dump!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:18:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm back again!  This time I got some more scraps for you all to gawk at.  Over twice as many as last time.  You should probably know before viewing them, I did all of these while at work this summer at the ticketing office.   Creativity doesn't flow quite as well in a sterile cubicled office, I found out.  Especially when you have to stop every five second to answer the phone and take some schmo's order.  But at least I have a summer job that I CAN draw at, unlike the last four years.<br />
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Anyway, I noticed that this latest deposit has actually caused my scraps to outnumber my regular deviation pieces.  I must remedy this.  I'm pretty sure there's art from the past year I have yet to scan and upload, but I've had no time.<br />
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As for the animation I promised, there was a snag in my plans, and it may take some more time because the tape I used was done with crappy old analog equipment that for some screwy reason just could not translate to digital, at all.  I might try again with a digital camera as soon as I go back to school, hopefully it'll work then, and I can show you my pokemans--I mean animations.<br />
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Also I have a real surprise announcement to make soon, so keep watching.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Scrappy Dappy Doo</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 14:43:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ First update in a long while.  I've been neglecting putting art online for far too long now, so I hope to be updating regularly once again.  I've uploaded 12 pieces to the scraps section, so if you don't watch my scrap section already, go check it out.  <br />
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Anyway... ANIMATION!<br />
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I've been talking about making animation for years.  As soon as I get my hands on a VHS converter, you WILL BE SEEING genuine honest-to-god Ryan J. Smith traditional animation.  Pencil tests, layouts, flash, and even a stop-motion model animation, and will be appearing in the near future.  Hopefully you will also be seeing a demo reel in due time.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Commissions</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:13:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Art school has been good, but not to my wallet, and seeing as how I don't have enough spare time to work more than one day a week, I decided to offer commissions for anyone who wants me to do a pic for them.  Here's how the list basically goes:<br />
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Sketch: $15 US<br />
Digital Commission*: $20 US<br />
Inked: $30 US<br />
Colored:$40 US<br />
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(Note: These are starting rates for 1 to 2 character pictures with no background, any additional characters or backgrounds may demand a few dollars more, also there will be a shipping and handling charge which may vary depending on where you live, particularly if it is outside of the USA.)<br />
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*Digital Pictures are drawn and colored entirely on the computer--no actual original will be made; you may recieve a print if you like.<br />
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-Commission Pictures are inked with Speedball Ink using pens and brush, and colored with Prismacolor markers.  They are done in the standard 8 1/2" x 11" letter size format on bristol board.<br />
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If you wish to discuss a commission with me, feel free to contact me thruough IM or e-mail, I am willing to draw anything, but there are a few exceptions--feel free to discuss anything with me if you have any questions.<br />
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I am currently <b>open</b> for commission requests.<br />
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My Current commission status list as of 11/21/05:<br />
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1) Tombman13 -- Inked pic -- Not started yet.<br />
2) Currently Open<br />
3) Currently Open<br />
4) Currently Open<br />
5) Currently Open ]]></description>
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                <title>GRADUMUATED!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 16:15:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I return once again bearing great news,  I have completed my Bachelor's in Fine  Arts program, and am well-set in the  future, for I have been accepted into <a href="http://www.kubertsworld.com"> The Joe Kubert School</a> .  So things are  looking positive for a change.<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" alt="Patriotic (US)" title="Patriotic (US)" /> F YEAH!!<br /><br />Hey everyone.  I'm finally returning,  as I am now back at home and finished  college.  And yes, I intend to get back  to working on cartoons again as well  (See above).  However, there are still  some loose ends over the summer I need  to tie up: I'm currently looking for a  temporary job in graphic arts so I can  finally put my talents to use, and I  won't have to spend all summer at the  convenience store again.  Also, I wish  to spend more of my time OUTSIDE of the  internet--some time with friends, and  definitely more time with my  girlfriend, whom I am already missing.   In spite of all this, I really wish to  dedicate more time back to actual  cartooning, this means new pictures,  new comics, and possibly something even  greater.  Keep an eye out for anything  new.<br /><br />-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>No I've been here the whole time, where have YOU b</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 21:05:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey everyone, it's been a while since I  blogged here.  Anyway, Valentine's day  went well for me.  Got candy for a girl  I like.  Also, my DA subscription ran  out, and shit, there are a lot of  fucking ads on this thing.  And they  STILL don't have a public search  engine??  When will they get their act  together?  Anyhow, I'm applying to <a href="http://www.kubertsworld.com">the  Joe Kubert School</a> and I hope to go  there after graduating this hellhole of  a college.  I'll tell you how bad this  college is some other time, because  truthfully, there's quite a lot to say  about it and I don't have the free time  to do so right now.  But I will unload  on this place in due time, and you'll  all know WHY I haven't been doing much  art for a while. ]]></description>
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                <title>Hey Hey 15K</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2004 14:57:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/holidays.gif" alt="Holiday Spirit: Christmas" title="Holiday Spirit: Christmas" /> Ho Ho Arrr.<br /><br />Well, I'm back home on holiday from  college, and I see I've surpassed  15,000 hits, even though I've done as  much for this website since 10,00 hits  as Tom Ridge did for national security  since 2002.  I wonder if I'll be  treated to a vacation in Hawaii at the  taxpayers' expense as well?  <br />
Anyway, don't expect many  drawings  over the holiday.  I have next to zero  time to draw.  I have paint work to  worry about (long story, which I'll  tell another time) and graduate school  to look into.  I'm thinking of taking  another shot at the Joe Kubert school  in Dover, even though I asked for a  program from them in APRIL and stilll  never recieved it.  I might look into  any interships they might consider  there.<br /><br />-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>List of Crap, and some shit.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2004 20:48:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sick.gif" alt="Sick" title="Sick" /> Arrrr.<br /><br />Hey everyone, just letting you know  that I still got new pictures on the  slate, I've just been getting held back  on my art because this past week I took  some days off last week because I was  fucking sick of work, but couldn't draw  becuase I was spending the days off  with my family, because I was fucking  sick of sitting around at home, and  I've been unable to draw this week  because I'm fucking sick, period.<br />
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Here's what I have on my agenda:<br />
<a href="http://arkynfox.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/arkynfox.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="arkynfox" title="arkynfox" /></a>-10k hit gift pic, of Adri, his  fiancee's white tigress character.<br />
<a href="http://xyxtlin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/x/y/xyxtlin.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="xyxtlin" title="xyxtlin" /></a>-art trade, pic of Kyoto the tanuki<br />
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I can't remember if I agreed to trade  art with anyone else, tell me if I did  and you aren't mentioned here.<br />
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Also, keep an eye out for commissions  soon.  I go back to school next month  so I'm not gonna be able to work, and  I'm gonna need some scratch, which I'll  probably use on more art stuff,  hopefully.  I intend to get a new hard  drive with the money I saved up from  work, so I'll probably be able to make  pictures faster.  My current system is  running sluggishly and is getting too  low on memory.  Anyway, look for a  commission page by the end of August.   I'm currently thinking of $15-30  sketch, $30-50 inked, depending on  content.  I'm willing to draw just  about anything, human, furry or  otherwise, but I'm still ambivalent on  whether I'll accept any pornographic  requests.<br /><br />-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>Nearing 10K!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2004 18:27:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" alt="Dancing" title="Dancing" /> Yesssss!!<br><br>Hey, the 10,000th page hit is  dangerously close, whoever gets it be  sure to do a "Prt Src" and send me a  screenshot.  I'll do something for you.    Nobody did it on 1K hits, so I expect  results this time.<br />
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*UPDATE* I did it!  Props to <a href="http://arkynfox.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/arkynfox.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="arkynfox" title="arkynfox" /></a> for  getting pageview #10,000.<br><br>-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>I own a SHITLOAD of video games.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2004 20:26:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My Birthday(was): June 24th, you missed  it.<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" alt="Dancing" title="Dancing" /> Yesssss!!<br><br>I was bored today so I decided to look  through my vast game collection that I  listed on my IGN account.  Yes, IGN.  I  know.  The fucking McDonald's of video  game review sites--HEY! DON'T YOU MAKE  THAT FACE AT ME!<br />
Anyway, I was in a game-reviewing mood,  and since I don't really want to spam  my journal with that crap, I decided to  put capsule reviews of the games I own,  so you all can look if you are  interested, hopefully I can influence  your buying decisions, or not.  Whatever.  <br />
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However, I realize now that I have an  ASSLOAD of games, and the collector's  list estimates my collection's value at  over $2,100.  $2,100!  I could've got a  used car with that much money!  I  could've gotten an apartment with that  much money! And that's just on GAMES!   Also, I have a nasty habit of buying  systems when they first come out, at  their priciest.  I spent $200 on  Gamecube, $300 on Dreamcast, $400 on  PS2 ($300 initially and another $100 to  replace the console when it broke),  $100 on a GBA, and another $100 on GBA  SP.  That makes it more than $3200!* <br />
This is how dedicated I am to games.   And yes, dedicated is just a PC word  for "Addicted." So shaddap.  One last  thing though, you'll notice with what  all the systems and games I have,  there's no XBox.  And I'm wondering if  I should get an XBox, since all my  friends have it,but if I did, then I'd  have to get games for it, and at that  point I'd have to sell my own blood to  afford it and still live with money.  <br />
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*Note: as I was typing this, I realized  that a lot of the games I own I bought  used, at reduced price, so the total I  spent is probably not so high, but i'd  peg it at at LEAST $2500.<br />
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Anyway, <a href="http://users.ign.com/my/sb?action=viewUserGameList&ownedGames=y&objType=1">Click here to see my game and  review list.</a><br><br>-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>FREEDOM!! Give to me my Music!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 20:08:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My Birthday: June 24th.<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" alt="Dancing" title="Dancing" /> Yesssss!!<br><strong>Listening to</strong>: Various<br><br>OK, so I was in the mood to try and  enrich my life with some music, because  I haven't had much enrichment in my  life recently.<br />
The problem is, our fascist fuck,  corporations-have-them-in-their-back-poc kets courts have deemed filesharing  "unconstitutional", and OH! How guilty  we should feel!!  How will that hack  drummer from Blink 182 pay off his 23rd  limo? We should be damn well ashamed to  defy the industries that saturate our  radio stations with sappy, untalented  bands whose only purpose is to provide  is with commerical jingles, the same  industries that make us pay upwards of  $20 at Sam Goody for a CD it cost them  75 cents to produce!  Unconstitutional!   And how dare we use this futuristic  technology to find out independent  bands that they would never sign or  air!  Lars Ulrich and Metallica,  executives from Colombia House, BMG,  MTV, they should all be fucking drug  out into the street and kneecapped with  a fucking railgun.  So now, Napster's a  corporate owned, hollowed out shell of  its former self, "alternative" engines  like Kazaa and Morpheus are riddled  with spam and intrusive spyware, and  WinMX is still a complete piece of shit  as it always was.<br />
<br />
So a friend who messaged me today whom  I knew from way  back when turned me on  to <a href="http://www.slsknet.org/">Soulseek</a>, which is a fileshare/chat  client, and it works pretty damn good.   There was stuff I tried to find on  Kazaa and couldn't but I found it here  instantly.  So GO GET IT!!  I'm gonna  be using it to crash my HD  for a  while.<br />
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Anyway, what I'm REALLY trying to get  at is, do any of you out there  recommend any good, REAL independent  bands that I should look up?  Stuff  they DON'T play on the local K/Rock or  whatever mandatory corporate pop rock  stations play? Any genre is good. (And  don't bother to suggest The Pillows or  Gorillaz, you banal, predictable otaku  bandwagon geeks.  I already know who  they are, and I already actively listen  to their musics.)  <br />
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Here's a few I'm already listening to:<br />
Groove Armada-Pretty popular euro  stuff.  Although I did hear them in a  gum commercial.<br />
The Aquabats-Kind of a big unerground  following.  Has to be seen and heard to  be beleived.  They're odd.<br />
Uh, that's it so far.  I need  suggestions.  Oh, and Primus or any of  Claypool's other bands, but I've ALWAYS  listened to them.<br />
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Well? Any recommendations?<br><br>-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>Friends list</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:42:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My Birthday: June 24th.<br /><br />Some of you on my watchlist may have  noticed my name shifted to the top of  your lists of watchers.  It's because  It's gotten to the point where I watch  so many people I decided to use the  group feature on my friends page to  group them up so I know who's who.  I  made different groups and spent a  half-hor reorganizing each name into  each group.  And apparently doing that  will reset your position on the watcher  list on the Deviant you're watching.   Anyway, I'm going to list eachgallery  I'm watching right here:<br />
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<b>Best Buds</b>-These are the people on DA  that I am closest to. <br />
<a href="http://datdudegil.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/datdudegil.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="datdudegil" title="datdudegil" /></a><a href="http://gokutothez.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/o/gokutothez.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="gokutothez" title="gokutothez" /></a><a href="http://jirris.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/i/jirris.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="jirris" title="jirris" /></a><a href="http://jrthemonsterboy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/r/jrthemonsterboy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="jrthemonsterboy" title="jrthemonsterboy" /></a><a href="http://kamicheetah.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kamicheetah.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kamicheetah" title="kamicheetah" /></a><a href="http://kazecat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kazecat.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kazecat" title="kazecat" /></a><a href="http://kunoichii.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/u/kunoichii.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kunoichii" title="kunoichii" /></a><a href="http://reincarnivorous.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/reincarnivorous.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="reincarnivorous" title="reincarnivorous" /></a><a href="http://riotgeist.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/riotgeist.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="riotgeist" title="riotgeist" /></a><a href="http://ruphia.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/ruphia.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="ruphia" title="ruphia" /></a><br />
I'd like to make as many additions to  this group as possible.  To be on this  list you'd have to trade art with me a  lot, chat with me a lot, and generally  support me a lot. If you want on this  list, you'll have to do at least one of  those.  And if you do, don't expect us  to be best friends overnight, we have  to have at least SOME history, some of  the people on the list has been with me  for years.<br />
<b>Cartoonists</b>-People who draw general  cartoon/anime/comic art that I watch.<br />
<a href="http://andrewdickman.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/andrewdickman.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="andrewdickman" title="andrewdickman" /></a><a href="http://beefyrae.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/e/beefyrae.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="beefyrae" title="beefyrae" /></a><a href="http://bleedman.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/l/bleedman.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="bleedman" title="bleedman" /></a><a href="http://cazualty.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/a/cazualty.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="cazualty" title="cazualty" /></a><a href="http://celticangel.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/e/celticangel.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="celticangel" title="celticangel" /></a><a href="http://chewdy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/h/chewdy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="chewdy" title="chewdy" /></a><a href="http://deaddays.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/deaddays.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="deaddays" title="deaddays" /></a><a href="http://humon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/u/humon.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="humon" title="humon" /></a><a href="http://jodee.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/o/jodee.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="jodee" title="jodee" /></a><a href="http://leighanna.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/e/leighanna.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="leighanna" title="leighanna" /></a><a href="http://quark777.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/q/u/quark777.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="quark777" title="quark777" /></a><a... ]]></description>
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                <title>My birthday</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2004 13:30:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ June 24th.<br /><br /><br><br>-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry... of PAIN!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 21:41:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, Be sure to check out my journal  page, it's go t a few entires to catch  up on my past moths of inactivity.<br />
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Also, I want a little incentive to  draw: so if anybody wants to trade art  with me, or I owe art to them,, or they  wanna get some OC action, leave a  comment or try and catch me on IM.   Speaking of comments, I'm starting to  feel like I'm not getting any comments  on my pictures.  Now I don't mean to be  a bitch, and I KNOW I haven't baited  you much to comment on,and I DAMN know  I don't make many comments back, but I  really need some incentive.  Feedback  is what I crave, getting it will make  me more productive.  The thing is, I  need YOU to help with the incentive.  I  promise, I'll try to do my part and  comment back, in fact, maybe I should  consider doing that first.  Also, try  and make better comments like: "cool"  or "I rilly lieks teh color LOL"<br />
Be a little more illustrative and  supportive with your commenting.  Not  just for me, but for all artists.   Think of it like this-the artist's  gallery is like a garden, and the  pictures are its crops.  Now, crops  need rain-that's where you come in.   Your keyboards are the rainclouds and  your keystrokes are the raindrops.  The  more rain you give to the crop, the  more it flourishes.  Eventually, the  entire garden will produce more and  healthier crops.  That's why your  commenting is so important, and yes,  that's why artists here gripe about you  not leaving comments.  Looking at and  even +fav-ing a picture without adding  your input is like watching a plant  grow without watering it.  You need to  do your part.  And I'm gonna try harder  to do mine.<br />
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(PS- See my scrapbook!)<br />
(PSS- One Piece was licenced by 4Kids.   Franchise ruined.  *Shoots self*)<br><br>-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>What I'm doing now, also, rumors</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 21:21:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so I SAID I'd be maing more  comics, and I SAID I reall meanti it  this time.  But it seems that every  time I say "I mean it this time," this  cues the fates to throw a monkey wrench  called reality into my gears.  You see,  I intended to make the comic return as  soon as I finished the spring semester.   I Originally planned to get back into  a drawing groove as soon as I got home  in May, but seeing as my school's  faculty runs my college as well as the  Bush administration runs the country, I  ran into some snags.  Big, crippling,  beartrap-like snags.  Since my  "Advisor" didn' even know what degree  program I was really in until the end  of this semester, I have THREE painting  classes I need to complete in by  december.  So becaus of this, ther were  conflicts with my schedule.  You see,  the art classes at my college, like all  art classes, run once a week for about  4 hours, plus it doesn't fit into the  "patterns" that the rest of the  departments' classes conform to.   Anyhow, I INTENDED to take my summer  class later in the summer, but due to  schedule conflicts, I had no choice but  to take a different class that began  early in the summer, just as I left  school.  and it's a Philosphy class.   And it is HARD.  and it requires a lot  of work: There's a 15 page paper I  gotta finish by next week, and ANOTHER  paper due by July.  Plus on top of  this, I have to worry about my  independant study in painting, AND an  uncomforatble cashier job at a local  convenience store(and it's a VERY BUSY  one).  So these three things are eating  away at my spare time much like the  alzheimer's did to reagan's brain.<br />
So in summation, whether I will have  time in the near future to regain  momenum on my art production is still  unclear; but mind you, I DO intend to  get drawing again.  So keep an eye out.<br />
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I was going to end this entry there,  but there's another thing I feel like I  need to bring up.  You know, for  closure and shit.  A while ago I got  IMed by a concerned fan telling me that  there is reason to believe that I was  "Going off the deep end."  Apparently  he heard it from various IRC sessions.    So now there's some person, or  persons, that's spreading rumors about  me. <br />
I want everyone to read carefully: I do  not go to many chatrooms, and if I  start to, I'll let you know.  If you  have that little to do with your life  that you'd actually take concern with  my well being, be sure to know this:  This DA blog, the blog you're reading  right now, is the one and ONLY truth  about what is going on in my life.   It's the truth because it's coming  straight from <i>my</i> mouth.   Fingers.   Whatthefuckever.  If you see any person  in any chatroom making claims about  what's happening in my life, and  they're not sending you to this journal  to back up what they're saying, THEY  ARE FULL OF FUCKING LIES.  Tell them I  said personally that they know nothing  about me and they can eat entire sacks  of camel shit.  And if there's anyone  in the rooms claiming to BE me, THEY  AREN'T ME.  I tell you about my shit  HERE, and nowhere else.  Except maybe  my LJ, but I hardly use it anymore.   And to those of you who actively  participate in the spread of these  rumors, and if you actually beleive  them, know this:  it's people like you  that made me turn my back on the  Furry-Fur-Fuck Fandom.  And I'm not the  only artist that's done this either.  I  hope that fact keeps you up at night.<br><br>-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>On DA, admins, and banning</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 20:28:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OK, so in the past month or so, there's  been a few new additions to DA's  repetoire: there is an overhaul to the  journals and the addition of the  scrapbook feature.  Now, I know some  member have been concerned about the  scrapbook feature hiding pictures from  the viewers eye, so when you're  browsing the website and you want to  see some new art from an artist you  admire, there may be some you missed in  their scrapbooks so be sure to look,  also, you can opt to see the scrapbooks  in the devwatch feature, so be sure to  toggle that if you wish.  Also, some  mods and admins may move pictures that  they consider to be scrapbook-worthy  from the regular gallery.  I myself  have moved all my sketches and ink  drawings that I later colored to my  scrapbook.<br />
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On the subject of mods and admins, I'd  like you all to remember WHY they are  called mods and admins: because they  MODERATE and ADMINISTRATE the DA  website.  And when you take a  responsibilty over a website, you can  get a lot of flack for it.  Now, I hate  to see the hardworking admins get  treated badly by the very people they  are SHARING <i>THEIR</i> website with FOR  FREE.  On the other hand, I hate to see  members get banned over some conflict  that could have been avoided.  It's  happened to some of my friends, and I  don't wish to see it again.  Now, DA  has a VERY strict non-porn policy, so  if they see a picture that THEY judge  to be pornographic, since it's THEIR  site, they have every right to remove  it, even if YOU don't agree that it's  so offensive.  Plus, it IS written  under their website terms, so if you  signed up for a membership, it means  you agree to their terms, so pay  attention to them.  Now, it won't  become a problem if you just let them  do their jobs without trying to argue.   Don't comlain to them about how they  removed it without your permission, and  don't think of reuploading them, it's  only going to piss them off.  <br />
Think of it this way: if you owned a  really, really beautiful house that you  put a LOT of work into, and invited  people to come in so THEY could also  enjoy the thing that YOU obtained,  BUT--you don't want any smoking inside  your nice house--a nice house that YOU  work hard and pay a lot to maintain,  and you even put a sign up that says  "NO SMOKING" on your front door, and  every guest that shows up HAS to go  through the front door.  Now, if one of  them starts to smoke, you decide, as  maintainer of the house, to run over to  him, pluck the cigarette out of his  mouth and put it out.  Now this person  SHOULD know you don't want them to  smoke, and if they didn't know, than  they deliberately IGNORED the sign you  put up.  Now if this person starts to  get in your face about putting out his  cigarette without his permission, he  should've known the rules, right?  And  if he decides to pull out ANOTHER  cigarette and lights up again, wouldn't  you get the urge to kick him out?   Would you want him to start making a  scene over something that he doesn't  find offensive, but you did?  Wouldn't  you want to kick him out and KEEP him  out?  <br />
THAT is what the admins have to go  through. Now imagine quite a few MORE  guests start to smoke, and you have to  take the liberty and responsibility to  ask other, more trusted guests to help  you remove and extinguish their  cigarettes.  That's what the moderators  have to do, or else the nice house is  going to smell like smoke.<br />
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 So if your entries are removed by  moderators, and you don't think it's  fair, before you do anything, use your  brain--think about what they have to go  through to give <i>you</i> art-hosting space  for free, and if they find it  inappropriate for their website, DON'T  START ANY SHIT ABOUT IT.<br />
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I say this in the best concern of both  members AND administrators of  DevaintART.  Thank you.<br />
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(PS- I myself have had an entry removed  for being "pornographic", even though I  didn't mean for it to be.  Instead of  trying to protest it, I just let it go  and moved on.  Sure, it may be my right  to draw whatever the hell I want, but  it isn't worth getting banned over if  they don't want it there.)<br><br>-Ryan J Smith ]]></description>
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                <title>Easter/Update (Warning:Long)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2004 18:21:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/juggle.gif" alt="Juggling Many Tasks" title="Juggling Many Tasks" /> Still hard at work<br><br>It's Easter time again, and it's become  more apparent that I can't really eat  candy like I used to anymore.  However,  I've apparently just found this out  today.  It seems once you stop being  20, your metabolism hits a brick wall--  food no longer=energy, food=FAT.   Anyhow, since I only drink diet soda,  and I haven't trick-or-treated since  before high school, it seems my body  cannot process sugar in mass amounts.   When I woke up and got my Easter  basket, I immediately unwrapped and  devoured the Cadbury egg.  Before  breakfast.  Like I have done EVERY  year.  Afterwards, I walked to my  Grandparents' (they live next door) for  brunch.  I picked at a few treats  before the food was served, and already  I was feeling my stomach buckle under.   When it was time to eat, was when I  made the mistake of having TWO cups of  coffee, and that's when I started to  feel like I was going to end the day in  the hospital, diagnosed with diabetes.   I was jittery and felt like I was about  to faint, my leg muscles were numb from  the overabundance of sugar in my  bloodstream.  I'm feeling better now,  sicne I diluted the toxins in my body  by drinking water, but still, it seemed  like only yesterday that my body would  shake these sugar-related bellyaches  off in less than an hour.  I can't say  my body has been dong well, since I eat  junk food almost daily throughout  Highschool and college, leaving my once  sporty child body into an a girthy,  out-of-shape, 230 pound mess.  It's all  bottom weight, too.  I don't to hear  another girl gripe about her ass size  it hers is smaller than mine.  This  summer I vow to get FUCKIN' HARDCORE  back in shape.  The rest of my family  already has dropped weight and eating  healthier.  I'm the only one who's  GAINED weight this year.  <br />
<br />
Anyhow, onto news- Bender won last  month's poll.  If you object and want  to vote for somebot else, too late.   You should've done it earlier. I  allowed votes to count after the  deadline, but there was still only 9.   (6 were for Bender, so he wins.)   Expect a Bender drawing soon.<br />
Next up- expect so see some photographs  of my fine art-my senior thesis is a  gallery showing, all to myself, of my  my oil paintings.  And yes, this is the  reason you haven't seen any new  cartoons from me in the past two  months.<br />
Third-I'm going to bring back the comic  once my schoolwork is done.  Expect new  comic strips by the end of April to the  start of May, and hopefully I might  overhaul the site this summer, if I  don't have to work too much.  Expect  some ventures into Flash, as well.  <br />
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...And I mean it this time. <br />
<br />
...No really!<br />
<br />
(Stuff planned)<br />
Still owe art trades to Riotgeist,  Jirris, and some others.  I don't  really recall.  It'll at least be a  week before I can get back to them, so  it doesn't matter.<br />
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If you want an art trade, talk to me,  hopefully I'll have free time by the  time my art galllery finishes up.  I  really want to trade art with new  people, too, so don't be shy.  My  email/IM contacts are at the top of the  main page.<br />
If you don't draw, I'll accept money.   Yes, I do mean a commission, dufus.<br><br> ]]></description>
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                <title>Poll:  Bot-Battle of the Battle-Bots</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2004 10:04:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Robots kick ass.  Especially Pirate  Monkey Ghost Robots.<br />
Place a Vote: Which of the folowing  robots would kick the most metal ass?   I draw a picture of the winner.  VOTING  ENDS TUES, 3/24<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/juggle.gif" alt="Juggling Many Tasks" title="Juggling Many Tasks" /> Lots of schoolwork..<br><strong>Watching</strong>: Lost in Translation<br><br>In a full-blown metal Melee, whch of  the following robots would come out on  top?<br />
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-Bender (Futurama)<br />
-Robot Jones (Whatever Happened to...?)<br />
-Jenny/XJ9 (Teenage Robot)<br />
-Clank (Ratchet &...)<br />
-Glitch (Metal Arms)<br />
-Rosie (The Jetsons)<br />
-R2D2 (Clone Wars)<br />
<br />
Don't hesitate.  Let's see some votes!   The poll closes next Tuesday.  Also,  let me know if there are any that I  missed.  But before that, read the  rules:<br><br>-No GIR.  Putting GIR on a ballot on DA  would be like putting Jesus on a ballot  in Utah-- EVERYONE will vote for him.   As much as I love Zim, I'm rather tired  with seeing GIR all the time.  I don't  care how much you demand it, I'm not  drawing GIR.<br />
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-No Transformers or other Giant robots:  it just wouldn't be a fair fight.   Unicron would 0WNZ.  Only man-sized  bots allowed.  I'll probably do a giant  bot poll some other time.<br />
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-No Terminator, this is meant for  animated bots only-Movies, TV, or video  games.<br />
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-No cyborgs: only full metal robots, no  half-fleshbags allowed.  They can't  have a human's heart or brain, it's  gotta be totally artificial.  Androids  are acceptable though.<br />
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-No robots from obscure web cartoons,  either. It should be something that  everyone will recognize.<br />
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-No HAL: try not to confuse intelligent  computers gone haywire with robots.   They're not robots.<br />
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Have fun meatlings! ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm quitting furry art.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2004 10:13:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ After I complete the art trades I  agreed to, I'm putting my furry art on  hold indefinitely.  I can't take the  abuse of this furry fandom any longer.   It's not rewarding, it no longer  excites or inspires me, and I am SICK  of its fans.  For the past five years  I've been doing "furry" art, if I can  really call it that, and recently I  feel that it just can't go any further  than this.  And for five years, I've  been driven away from place after  place.  Driven away by perverts and  whiny assholes, who can't get the  message no matter how you try to talk  to them, THEY always have to argue to  try and convince you not only that they  AREN'T full of shit, but that what they  are arguing is actually RIGHT, when it  is so painfully obvious that it's not.   The final straw came to me last week:   It was friday morning and I had a  hangover-because I was hanging out with  *GASP!* actual people-when I heard from  the owner of a Yahoo group I frequent.   He said I was on the brink of getting  kicked off because of comments that  SOME people were claiming to be in "bad  taste."  An example of these comments  was using "Mon-sewer" instead of "Monseur."  As a JOKE.  That the person that I was  directing it to UNDERSTOOD.  AND WASN'T  OFFENDED BY IT AT ALL.  (Some of you  probably know exactly what I'm talking  about.) THIS is bad taste?? On a yahoo  group with PORNOGRAPHIC images in it?   This was the LAST thing I needed when I  was hung over. Now the moderator I have  no problem with at all, he was cool and  he had the sense to SPEAK with me about  the problem, but the two or three  people that complained to him, and  caused HIM so much trouble, I have a  problem with.  If they didn't like what  I said, why didn't they take it up with  ME? Because they're such pussies that  they can't handle confronting a person  ONLINE? Because I come with a built-in  bullshit detector and they know I'll  just shove it in their face about how  full of it they truly are?  I've been  having to deal with shit like this for  FIVE YEARS now.  Doesn't the REAL world  piss me off enough? WHY do I have to  deal with this shit ONLINE, where I try  to take a break from reality? Because I  make a comic strip with raccoons that  talk?  And for what?  Some  thirtysomething virgin  basement-dwelling toilet troll's  masturbatory fantasies?  I've had it!   I'm leaving.  This same crap happens at  every new web site I try to join.  At  first I mucked, and I gave that up  because people were overreacting to  every little thing I said.  Then there  was the SMT board, and then the  angst-filled crybabies had to fill that  one up.  Now I'm getting the same heat  from the Yahoo groups.  I'm guessing it  won't be long before I'm eventually  driven off of DA as well.<br />
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From now on, I'm steering my art focus  AWAY from furryness, and I'm completely  washing my hands of this revolting  fandom.  I feel like I've wasted the  past five years of my life.  Ronnie  Raccoon will probably be the only  remotely "Furry" thing I'll be drawing.   For those of you "furs" who will miss me,  you have the nagging assholes in your  fandom to thank.<br><br> ]]></description>
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                <title>Finally! New Art!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2004 17:23:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ First and foremost, let me give a grand  thank-you to all of you who have  +watched and +faved my gallery and  pictures during my abscence.<br />
<br />
It's been far too long for me to be  caught in a depression.  Throughout  November and december I've been held  back because I had to do all my  schoolwork because I have this  oh-so-great learning method of putting  everything off until the last second.   Anyway, I wound up with straight C's  and now I lost tmy scholarship this  semester.  But in retrospect, it was  foolsh of me tothink I could do nothing  but academics last semester without any  art classes at all.  <br />
This semester looks better.  Last  semester I had to get up in the  morning.  And it's not easy to get  myself out of bed.  This year I have a  better schedule.  It's not gonna be any  easier, though, I'm going to have my  own art exhibit this year at school.   You heard me, MY OWN ART EXHIBIT.  With  all my own paintings, all to be done  this semester.  So I've been spending a  lot of time planning on that, but I  have many other plans as well.<br />
First off, <b>I'M FINALLY GETTING A  TABLET! WOO! WOOOOOOO! </b> It's coming  tomorrow!  Want to OC with me? Try to  contact me if you're interested.<br />
  <br />
Interested in an art trade?  I'm  available.<br />
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Want to commission me?  Ask me what my  rates are.<br />
<br />
And now, here's my list of stuff.<br />
<br />
Pictures-<br />
-Teen tightuns 2.  The first <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/3354507/">tightuns  picture</a>, not suprisingly, has gotten  the most favorites and comments than  all my other pics, it's popular among  both the chublovers and Titan fans  alike.  Thhe new one is half-inked, and  has been since I left school.  It still  need a background and color.  I suspect  this one's gonna be so popular,  especially with the second season  starting next week, I may be forced to  do a third one.<br />
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-Monkey D. Luffy goes apeshit on  Arlong-I've attempted numerous pictures  for One piece, but this is the first  one where I waqs able to get Luffy's  face right.  He's quite a challenge to  draw correctly, especially his hair.   But sadly, it was on a page in my  sketchbook behind part of the <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/4516982/">Finger pic</a> , that I colored with markers, and I  forgot to use a piece of scrap paper as  a blotter, so the colors bled through  the paper and ruined my sketch, so I'll  have to start again.<br />
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Art trades-<br />
<a href="http://kazecat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kazecat.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kazecat" title="kazecat" /></a>- Both our halves done.<br />
<a href="http://kunoichii.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/u/kunoichii.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kunoichii" title="kunoichii" /></a>- Both halves done.<br />
<a href="http://fluffycow.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/l/fluffycow.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="fluffycow" title="fluffycow" /></a>- My half done, her half still in  progress<br />
<a href="http://ruphia.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/ruphia.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="ruphia" title="ruphia" /></a>-her half done, my half not started yet<br />
<a href="http://reincarnivorous.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/reincarnivorous.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="reincarnivorous" title="reincarnivorous" /></a>-His half done, my half not started yet<br />
<a href="http://jirris.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/i/jirris.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="jirris" title="jirris" /></a>-Neither halves done.<br />
<a href="http://kamicheetah.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kamicheetah.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kamicheetah" title="kamicheetah" /></a>-She said she'd do something, but I  still can't confirm it<br />
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Commissions-<br />
Furry Fight Farm- yes I'm still doing  that even though it was asked for  months ago.  The person I'm doing it  with seems to have disappeared from  Yahoo! IM.<br />
Secret comic-I'm not giving any details  on what this is, or where it'll be  posted.  At least, not here.<br />
GIMME COMMISSIONS!<br />
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Closest Pals:<br />
<a href="http://jirris.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/i/jirris.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="jirris" title="jirris" /></a><a href="http://jrthemonsterboy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/r/jrthemonsterboy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="jrthemonsterboy" title="jrthemonsterboy" /></a><a href="http://kazecat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kazecat.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kazecat" title="kazecat" /></a><a h... ]]></description>
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                <title>I rarely post angsty stuff, but...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2003 09:12:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's been a long year, this 2003.  It  has been a long, sluggish year.  Of  PAIN.  Just like last year was.  And I  am fucking miserable, folks.   MISERABLE.  We were all duped into  entering yet ANOTHER nuclear war,  thousands dead, a good fraction of them  Americans that were my age.  My school  year was miserable and lonely.  And  also, my godmother died.  It's been a  long year, and I suspect next year's  gonna be more of the same.  <br />
And why am I so unhappy?  Because I  don't know what to look forward to  anymore.  I have no inspiration  anymore.  I have no muse.  I feel no  motivation to create, to do the things  I love.  Whenever I try to look into my  future all I see looking back at me is  a pitch-black void of fucking DARKNESS,  and fear--fear that when I step out  into the real world I'll find nothing  but a wasteland, fear that my  generation will be the most fucked  generation out of ANY generation in  history, fear that I may already be  lost.<br />
I can't tell how things are gonna end  up.  I try my best to be positie and  maintain my sense of humor, but lately  my stress and anxiety has clouded my  life like a factory covering a small  town in thick smog.  I can't tell for  sure if I really have it as bad as I  fear.  But lately I'm having trouble  guiding myself.  I always feel tired,  whether it's early, late, of midday, I  want to bring myself to get back to  drawing more but I just can't find the  motivation to get myself to do it. <br />
Blah.  I'l probably be able to pull  myself out of this soon, but I'm tired  of these long periods of depression  interrupted by short lived  inspirational periods, only to fall  back into depression again.  that's  what it's been like.  I just want to  feel better, I want to have something  to look forward to again. ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>Fuck you, internet.  Fuck you hard.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2003 14:25:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You know, I can't stop kicking myself  for not seeing <i>The Matrix Revolutions</i>  right when it first came out.  Why?  BECAUSE EVERY WEB SITE IN EXISTENCE IS  TELLING ME IT SUCKS AND GIVING AWAY THE  ENDING.  <br />
Now lemme tell all y'all something.  It  really irritates the life out of  me  when people bitch about spoilers to the  next upcoming popular  movie(particularly Star Wars), because  I personally think it's stupid- because  practically all movies made after " Silence of the Lambs" are mostly subpar.   Ooooh, spoilers.  Big goddamned deal,  pussies.  Why not just not see the  movie and let Hollywood know that  they're not doing a good enough job?   You KNOW it's gonna suck anyway, but  you see it in spite of this, and  therefore enourage Hollywood to keep  making movies that suck.  I hate all of  you idiots.  When I saw Episode I, it  sucked, so I didn't see Episode II.   It's a year later, I still haven't seen  it.  And so, Star Wars didn't get an  additional $7.50 from me.  Turkey neck  George Lucas can bite my balls.  So if  I know what happens in the movie prior  to seeing it I don't really care.   <br />
However, the Matrix was the ONE movie I  wanted to see this year while still  being ignorant of how it was gonna turn  out.  I planned to go see it opening  weekend with some compadres, but due to  my illness, I stayed home.  And now, lo   and behold, I've come across <a href="http://maddox.xmission.com">three of</a> <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com"> my regular</a> <a href="http://www.whatisdeepfried.com">web sites</a> telling me UP  FRONT that the movie was a tremendous  dissapointment, as well as revealing  key plot points.  I WANTED TO FIND OUT  THAT IT SUCKED ON MY OWN YOU BASTARDS!!  God I hate the internet.  It totally  ruins everything. ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>SICK AS FUCK!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2003 21:48:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been dead sick for four days now,  and it's all because of this damn room  I live in.  I swear the living  conditions in here are unacceptable,  even for a dormitory.  For some reason  my room feels like like it's 200  degrees in here.  Every time I wake up  my nose stats bleeding because of the  dryness in here, not to mention the sun  beams DIRECTLY THROUGH MY WINDOW ONTO  MY HEAD every morning.  And the fucking  showers don't work, some of them don't  even have shower heads, others have  screwed-up temperatures and water  pressure.  Today I took a shower and  the water pressure was so low I had  practically press my body up against  the wall, and then the water got  unbeliveably hot all of a sudden and it  wouldn't cool down, I almost burned my  scalp trying to wash my hair.  <br />
Anyway, this fucking overheated room is  making me feel feverish, I can't stop  coughing, one nasal passage is  completely blocked, and I have a  TERRIBLE fucking headache from all  these symptoms.  So here I am, sick and  fucking miserable, stuck inside this  rice cooker that I call my room.  And  I'd probably be confined to this room  anyway since this school doesn't have  anything to fucking DO on the weekend,  and I have no fucking car, as if there  were anything to do within walking  distance in this town.  God I fucking  HATE this place. ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>:(</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2003 22:02:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Where is everyone?? I've been waiting  all weekend and I can't find anyone  online.<br />
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TO DO LIST<br />
{Pics}<br />
-Robot Jones(WIP)<br />
-Tokyo X(DONE!)<br />
-Jersey Girl Robot(WIP)<br />
{Comics}<br />
-Power Platypus (Supermegatopia)<br />
-Pirate Tale<br />
{Commissions}<br />
-Comic for ISTS<br />
-Coelacanth-Furry Fight Farm<br />
{Art Trades} (Interested in one? Drop  me a line.)<br />
-Kazecat(discussed)<br />
-Reincarnivorous<br />
-Kunoichii (DONE!)<br />
-Ruphia<br />
-Fluffycow(Discussed)<br />
-Jirris(Discussed)<br />
{Requests}<br />
*None ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>A winner is you, not.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2003 20:06:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It seems nobody stepped up to claim my  1000th hit, so I guess nobody wins.   Except me. Oh well.  <br />
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TO DO LIST<br />
{Pics}<br />
-Robot Jones(WIP)<br />
-Tokyo X(DONE!)<br />
-Jersey Girl Robot(WIP)<br />
{Comics}<br />
-<s>Halloween Tale</s>(Cancelled; I'm just  gonna make a pic or something.)<br />
-Power Platypus (Supermegatopia)<br />
-Pirate Tale<br />
{Commissions}<br />
-Comic for ISTS<br />
-Coelacanth-Furry Fight Farm<br />
{Art Trades} (Interested in one? Drop  me a line.)<br />
-Kazecat<br />
-Reincarnivorous<br />
-Kunoichii (In progress)<br />
-Ruphia<br />
-Fluffycow(Discussed)<br />
-Jirris(Discussed)<br />
{Requests}<br />
*None ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>Nearing 1000</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2003 16:21:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm nearing 1000 hits!  First one there  gets a gift pic, so be sure to show me  a screenshot.<br />
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TO DO LIST<br />
{Pics}<br />
-Robot Jones(WIP)<br />
-Tokyo X(WIP)<br />
-Jersey Girl Robot(WIP)<br />
{Comics}<br />
-Halloween Tale<br />
-Power Platypus (Supermegatopia)<br />
-Pirate Tale<br />
{Commissions}<br />
-Comic for ISTS<br />
-Coelacanth-Furry Fight Farm<br />
{Art Trades} (Interested in one? Drop  me a line.)<br />
-Kazecat<br />
-Reincarnivorous<br />
-Kunoichii<br />
-Ruphia<br />
-Fluffycow<br />
-Jirris<br />
{Requests}<br />
*None ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>Hey-</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2003 10:10:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm working on an animation for my new  icon.  Can anyone reccommend a decent  and free program for making .gifs?  I  can already do pixel art via photoshop.<br />
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TO DO LIST-(revised 10-19, 1PM)<br />
{Pics}<br />
-Robot Jones(WIP)<br />
-Tokyo X(WIP)<br />
-Jersey Girl Robot(WIP)<br />
{Comics}<br />
-Halloween Tale<br />
-Power Platypus (Supermegatopia)<br />
-Pirate Tale<br />
{Commissions}<br />
-Comic for ISTS<br />
-Coelacanth-Furry Fight Farm<br />
{Art Trades} (Interested in one?  Drop  me a line.)<br />
-Kazecat<br />
-Reincarnivorous<br />
-Kunoichii<br />
-Ruphia<br />
-Fluffycow<br />
-Jirris<br />
{Requests}<br />
*None ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>Who's  interested in an art trade?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2003 20:39:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody?<br />
Don't make me come after you.<br />
Update: to those interested, email or  message me and tell me what you want. ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>Little Help?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 17:59:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey anybody... I need a few tips on uh,  certain stuff:<br />
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First of all, how do I post a link with  another DA member's icon, like I see on  many commentor's uh, comments? Is there  some type of code I can use?  The  worthless FAQ doesn't tell me a damn  thing.<br />
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Second, can someone explain to me  exactly how IRC works? I only just  started trying it out, but I haven't a  fucking clue how to connect for a  chatroom I'm looking for.<br />
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Hm, I guess that's all. ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>I'm gonna be busy.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:06:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I go back to school on Monday, just so  y'all know.  I'm trying to get some  pics done before I have to pack up and  move.  Tonight I just went shopping for  some materials I need for my room. ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>The Customer is always WRONG, bitch.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2003 20:37:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Lemme ask you something, ignorant  masses: does the word  "Closed" mean "Please  wait here and stare at the clerk until  he gives you lotto tickets" in  Fucktard?  Because thats what I had to  deal with TWICE in the SAME HOUR at  work today.  <br />
Here's the scenario, I work the main  register, which is in the middle.  The  register on the far right presently has  no clerk to man it, so it is closed-and  there is an obvious CLOSED sign  signifying this.  Slightly to the right  of the middle register is the NJ lotto  machine, in which the clerk inputs a  customer's numbers or make quick picks,  which are charged together, NOT  SEPARATELY, with anything else they can  purchase.  SO now you have an idea of  what my environment is like here.<br />
First came idiot customer #1, who I  shall dub "Impatient  Asshole."  As I was helping  another OBEDIENT customer, Impatient  steps second in line, plunks down $.35  for the paper before I'm finished with  my current transaction, and then  quickly leaves, which is cool, since  many customers do this.  Moments later  however, I spot Impatient Asshole  standing at the closed register.  Since  there are three other customers already  waiting in the CORRECT line, I ignore  him until the customers in line have  been serviced; in other words I was  doing my fucking job.  During my  servicing the other customers he asks:<br />
"Is the Lottery open?"<br />
I respond with an affirmative  "Yes," which I guess means <br />
"I'm going to give you tickets  right here and now" in his  demented little head.<br />
Of course, it means Yes as in  "Yes, it is open."  But  somehow this IDIOT thinks that the  CLOSED register is is the line strictly  for the lottery, which it wasn't since  NO SUCH THING EXISTED, as I said  earlier, lotto tickets are purchased  with your groceries at this store.   Once I am finished with the customers  waiting in the correct line, Impatient  Asshole begins to gripe and complain  about how I didn't tell him where the  "lottery line" was and made  him wait, even though if I serviced him  immediately it would be like him  cutting in line.  And I DIDN'T SERVICE  HIM BECAUSE AS I SAID, IT WAS A  MOTHERFUCKING -CLOSED- REGISTER HE  STOOD AT.  I turn white as I contain my  rage in conempt of this man's  stupidity, as if he had just been  patient and intelligent enough to ask  for the tickets when he bought the  paper moments earlier, niether one of  us would've been inconvenienced.  But  obviously it's MY fault, since I'm the  clerk and he's the customer, and the  clerk isn't even a person.<br />
I could've easily dumped the rage in a  few minutes if it were not for idiot  customer #2: Completely clueless lady.   This time she is the only customer at  the counter, but she is waiting AT THE  CLOSED REGISTER.  So after a moment of  awkward silence, I ask if she needs  help.  SHe's looking for lotto tix.  I  proceed to give her a quick pick for  the big game.  Then for pick 6, pick 5,  lotzee, pick 4, pick 3...and customers  start FORMING A LINE BEHIND HER AT THE  CLOSED REGISTER.  She prolongs her  transaction by cashing in a winning  scratchoff for another Quick pick.  ANd  then when I returned to my register, I  tell the line of customers "the  line is over here," and everyone  gets out of line, I get dirty looks  from the customers who were cut in  front of.  At this point I let out a  writhing cry of stressed aguish in  front of everyone, and humiliate  myself.<br />
I turn to my manager-<br />
"Hey, do you think we can get more  'Closed' signs over here?  I think  people are having difficulty seeing  them."<br />
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In conclusion, I can only hope that  these idiots both win the lotto tonight  so they will never buy another ticket  again.  Or die.  Either one could work. ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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                <title>My new toys!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2003 11:57:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ PHUK YEAH YO! I got lots of awesome  stuff for Strong Smitty right heah,  D00DSES!!<br />
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Basically I got a Sony Vaio flatscreen  monitor, and a Gyroation ultra cordlss  keyboard and mouse.  I am enjoying them  both VERY much.  They're small too,  which will help me fit them on my  teesie-weensie itty bitty lil desk once  I move back to my dorm in two weeks.   My old gateway monitor was LUDICROUSLY  fucking huge.  It took up half the  space on my desk, so I had nowhere to  put my keyboard.  And it weighed more  than my TV.  I'm serious.  I'm so  delighted that I now have a monitor  that i can carry with ONE HAND, man.   Less backbreaking work for when I move  back up to college.  Of course, the  screen is smaller (15" as opposed  to the 17" the old one was) but  it's totally digital, and ditigal=TEH  L33TN3SS!!!!<br />
AS for the keyboard and mouse, It's  gonna still take some getting used to.   I'm having difficulty typing on this  tiny laptop-like keyboard, plus a lot  of the important keys(tab, caps, shift,  etc.) are a lot smaller and I have big  hands and long skinny fingers(eh,  ladies?) and the number pad is gone,  insteadtheres numbers on the middle of  the keyboard that act as a  calcuator-like pad when I hold a  special button down(I know all about  special buttons, ladies).  But it's  WIRELESS, so I cantype with  it  anywhere, including my lap, where it's  the most comfortable(ladies.)<br />
Same goes with my new mouse, which is  optical, no more messy trackballs.   plus it works both like a regular  mouse, or it can be conrolled by  holding a trigger and waving it up and  down like a laser pointer, but that's  kinda difficult to control if you can't  hold your hand steady.  And it needs to  be put on a charger so it don't shut  down.  Still  I find the compact size  and mobility of ky new toys to far  outweigh its disadvantages. ]]></description>
                <author>~ronnieraccoon</author>
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