deviantART: by:s1m0n http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:s1m0n&section=today deviantART RSS for by:s1m0n en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:52:00 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png 2009 http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/22862301/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/22862301/ Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:41:59 PST
Hopefully by then we will have flying cars and things will be cheaper.

Like cakes.

Cheap cakes please.

x

]]> ~s1m0n Devious Journal Entry http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/7859136/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/7859136/ Fri, 10 Feb 2006 19:12:20 PST
Mood: Thumbs Up! Off my tits?
Listening to: Hard-Fi - Stars of CCTV
Reading: None.
Watching: None. Too budy!

I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.

Agree?

]]> ~s1m0n Christmas comes early http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/7635867/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/7635867/ Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:27:11 PST
Don't you just love getting cool mail through? I know I do, but it wasn't that much of a suprise because I just lost £400 and gained a new friend. But Fuck yes, I gottttt mailllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!! woot.

Mood: Thumbs Up! Off my tits?
Listening to: Hard-Fi - Stars of CCTV
Reading: None.
Watching: None. Too budy!

Today was the day that I finally got my dA prints through. I was a little dissapointed with how long they took to arrive, but I guess that's life when they are in America. They should think about opening one in Europe/UK because shipping would be quicker, etc.. etc.. Lots of print companies though I guess, so hard to compete.

What I can say about them is that they are pretty damn cool. If I was buying them off a artist I would however cut off the white border and mount them like that. 'Lustre' is pretty cool, I must say. If you like them, why not buy one? ;)

I also got myself a bad ass lens after getting pissed off with the Sigma. For the non geeky of you it's the CANON EF 70-200mm f:4 L USM, and I love it. Can't wait to pop its cherry the little filthy minx that it is.. ;)


Ohh! Just came.


I do need some help too. If any of you are visiting my page it'd be really great if you could comment from whatever point of view you can, i.e a Photographers, viewer, someone who likes fish, whatever. Just so I can take on board everything everyone says about Deviations..





P.S

I just realised i'm so fucking crazy writing a Journal is this style because no-one actually reads it!.. I also just realised I'm writing this Journal for myself! hahaha, how fubar is that? ;)


Roger, Wilco... Simon over and out.


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Word of the week: insurmountable

n·sur·mount·a·ble Audio pronunciation of "insurmountable" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nsr-mount-bl)
adj.

Impossible to surmount; insuperable: insurmountable difficulties.


------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ]]> ~s1m0n Elephants http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/7516236/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/7516236/ Sun, 08 Jan 2006 15:57:07 PST
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A have a new 350D! It's sex on legs! .. Well, sometime 3 legs ;)

Mood: Benevolent Off my tits?
Listening to: The Stone Roses - I wanna be adored
Reading: Ender's Game
Watching: Kung Fu Hustle

I don't ever really update my Journal. Mainly because It's like reading literature to your cat or some crazy shit. Actually, it's probably more the amount of crazyness it is to Play classical music to your plants, and actually think that they grow more or are happier. ;)

I guess the best news I can bring to you dA gangstas is my new Canon 350D, i'm loving it. It's almost better than sex, and i'm 101% serious about that. I should of gone for a S/H 20D, but fuck it, that's life, have a sandwhich.

I went for a Sigma 55-200mm lens, aswell.. the one that's around £120. It's a bit shit to be honest, but I guess it will do until I find a strange wizard who will randomly have a nice expensive canon 300mm lens and he wants to swop 3 magic beans for it. I'll snap his arm off, my beans aren't magic. bwahaha!

So anyway, enough of that.. I eventually sorted out some prints for my Print Account. Doubtful that anyone will ever buy them, but it looks pretty sweet and the gangstas at the dA head office probably feel a bit happier as dA stock shares have gone up 0.0000000000000000000000001%.




Her Eyes Match Mine


Phat Planet


Fire in the Sky


Simon over and out.

Word of the week: belligerent


bel·lig·er·ent Audio pronunciation of "belligerent" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (b-ljr-nt)
adj.

1. Inclined or eager to fight; hostile or aggressive.
2. Of, pertaining to, or engaged in warfare.


n.

One that is hostile or aggressive, especially one that is engaged in war.


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]]> ~s1m0n What's happened? http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/7218109/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/7218109/ Sun, 04 Dec 2005 07:23:48 PST
Mood: Clueless Zero
Listening to: Pendulum - Hold your colour - yes, coloUr!! ;)
Reading: None
Watching: Crash

For the love of god, don't you just love Subway Meatballs?

Anyway, I thought i'd add a update to inform you all about the changes that are coming, and mainly a big shout out to everyone who is adding my Deviation to favourites. I know it's not much, but for me to log onto dA every few days and get a few favourites it means the world:

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Her Eyes Match Mine.



[link]

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The reason it probably means alot to me is because it's a photograph of someone who I really care about, and being a new-ish photographer with positive feedback coming my way, it's all good. I haven't submitted much to dA for a while.

So with all that in mind, i'm working on submitting a few prints to my print account. God knows if anyone will buy one! I hope so, but I don't know - I probably will. :)

I'm buying a 350D soon, with a few lenses. I can't wait, i'm like a down and out kid in a crack shop. ;)

Thanks all!

Simon over and out. ]]> ~s1m0n bollucks http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/5401334/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/5401334/ Thu, 19 May 2005 11:08:49 PDT
Mood: Ashamed Bored
Listening to: Athlete - Tourist
Reading: None

See title. Add -> " A load of "

:]

Simon. ]]> ~s1m0n Nothing but me. As Always. http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4651247/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4651247/ Wed, 23 Feb 2005 06:16:25 PST
Senses. Not sixth ones, Seventh Ones.

Mood: Ashamed Bored
Listening to: Athlete - Tourist
Reading: None

A Seventh. Think about it for a second. What does that mean to you? For me, this really does echo something larger, something greater, and something quite unexplainable. The unknown has been explored, it has been written about. Every organ in our body is explained, and every feeling is minotenously discussed with strong coffee, a notepad + a smelly leather sofa. - so What the hell am I talking about?

I'll tell you. Psychologists think they can go through life ticking the right boxes, but where is the box for this?

I'm talking about the possibility of having another sense (like Sight, Smell, Touch, etc) that we haven't really explored into or thought about? Every one of us has felt it, and everyone one of us has it. I guarentee you. It's a wonderful and unfathnable ponderage too.

1. Extend your arms. Relax.
2. Feel them in your mind.
3. They are there, right. In your mind, you know they are there. You can sense them. You don't feel them, you sense them.

This is possible with everything, and even other people in my opinion.

It's like havin a infra red vision or something. You can feel yourself, like a large aura around you. You are able to feel yourself and possibly visit places unimaginable. What i'm trying to say is that we have more Psychic Abilities then society knows about. We have something that doesnt make sense.

We Feel


If all this is true, then why are we killing each other ?


Part of us must die with the other, because we sense it. It corrupts us. It turns us into a harrow soul, without feeling. Why would you want this?

Simon. ]]> ~s1m0n Why? http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4356081/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4356081/ Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:41:52 PST
Listening to: Kasabian - Reason is Treason
Reading: None
Watching: Anchorman :(

I recently acted like a total idiot. I always try to encourage artists, and post comments about work, tips, pointers, and advice about work. I usually even say "Wow!" or "Excellent" if it's not all that good. I like to feel that someone feels there submission is worthwhile. :)

Yesterday I commented on a Daily Deviation that I didnt really think deserved it, which is of course ; my opinion. I commented really badly, saying some nasty stuff about it. I regret it. It's crazy how one little moment can pretty much fuck you sideways..

Anyways, this piece of DD that I called crap, turned out to be some Professional Photographers. (it was some guy called LSDM picked by suzi9mm). He took one look at my gallery, and probably laughed. I can see why, though. Firstly, the guy's got some talent. I'm sure he's been doing it for years and has more camera equipment than the BBC, but he's still good. He's taken pictures of film stars (Agent Code Banks or something) and Amazingly good looking Models/Pornstars.

The guy deserves a fucking medal. Any guy who has probably been in a room with naked women (and probably several bags of cocaine) taking pictures, flirting, probably even getting into some mass orgy.. is pretty much a legend.

This guy took one look at my comment, and then commented back about my gallery and how it's a compliment coming from me. (I had to think about this and I think he's basically saying it's rubbish).

This is probably true because:

a) It's shit and I am a monkey with a camera*.
b) I called his shit, so naturally ; mine becomes shit. It's the law to be shitty to someone is shitty back. (I am of course excluding AOL users and Born Again Christians).

Anyway, my point* .. if I even have one is that I shouldnt comment on work when i'm pissed off. I think i've been acting like a total fuck wit recently. I apologise :D

Here are some photos I liked recently (including the one of the guy who does cocaine with pornstars and takes great photos (LASMN) [link]





These artists have talent and I think you should view/favourite there deviations now. Afterall, dA is about SPREADING THE LOVE*.


Star actually means:
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*LOVE meaning deviant[art]LOVE
*I never have a fucking point.
*A sexy monkey with a camera.

Simon. ]]> ~s1m0n Work, Work and then some Work. http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4328526/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4328526/ Sat, 15 Jan 2005 17:06:44 PST
Listening to: Kasabian - Reason is Treason
Reading: Da Vinci Code
Watching: City of God

It really sucks. I haven't really got much news, except that I entered :




[link]

'Waterfall of Life'

This deviation into a competition on something. I think [link] is going to choose a winner soon. I doubt it will be mine though :)

It's nice. I guess.

On another note, why am I striving to get a daily deviation and thinking of possibilities that I could submit when I know that getting a daily deviation is total bullshit these days?

I've sent notes to a few staff members, and seriously - they just treat you like shit. It's like they have some higher power, and they are godly. There not. There art/photography isnt even that good.

Simon. ]]> ~s1m0n Two Thousand And Five http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4249240/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4249240/ Wed, 05 Jan 2005 19:46:32 PST

I'd like to take the time to thank everyone who has given my gallery a checking out. I really like the idea fellow deviants are looking at my work and giving my pointers, or just tell me it's a good piece of work. It's all good man. Thanks alot..

I think i'm getting a little better using my s7000, but I really can't wait until I can 100% change my thoughts into pictures. It should be good, because I have so many ideas of what to shoot.

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What happened to the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse!

:D :D :D :D :D ]]> ~s1m0n Myself. http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4097902/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4097902/ Sat, 18 Dec 2004 19:32:17 PST ~s1m0n Approaching Decisions http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4083471/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/4083471/ Thu, 16 Dec 2004 19:20:29 PST
My New Years Resolution is to: Never ever make a new years resolution again.

They are shit. They are wrong. They never work. And do I honestly think i'm a conformist? This is deviant art. That's "Deviant". "Art". Conforming is wrong. However, is not conforming conforming too?

The answer to that question has to be : Who gives a shit. I sure as hell don't, I do what I want and if people think i'm Weird, Stupid, or just plain Genius then they can all go stick an egg up their nose.

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----------------- ]]> ~s1m0n Progressive http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/2376063/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/2376063/ Fri, 07 May 2004 00:41:19 PDT
My life is so busy and complicated at the moment it's like an episode of Eldarado. heh :)

¬ Simon ]]> ~s1m0n Dunno http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/410013/ http://s1m0n.deviantart.com/journal/410013/ Thu, 26 Dec 2002 16:50:03 PST ~s1m0n