http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:sabrewerewolfen&section=today deviantART RSS for by:sabrewerewolfen en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:43:58 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/20353719/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/20353719/ Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:23:05 PDT If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all day
I get one down in a second, if you wait

Sometimes I feel sitting on trains.
Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game.
Everyone's a winner, now we're making that fame.
Bona-fide hustler, making my name.

All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money!

Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones, and weed and bombs;
Running when we hit 'em,
Lethal poison through their system.

No one on the corner has swagger like us.
Hit me on my Burner, prepaid wireless.
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks.
Already going hell, just pumping that gas.

All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money!

M.I.A.
Third world democracy.
Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B.
So, uh, no funny business.

Some-some-some I, some I murder.
Some I, some I let go.
Some-some-some I, some I murder.
Some I, some I let go..

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but it will be updated far less often.

more updates to come.

]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/17377584/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/17377584/ Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:02:49 PDT
found out some interesting news today.
it turns out that my girlfriend
has been cheating on me for several weeks
with one of my best friends.

nice..

it doesn't really make sense, though...
especially after i told her she could have a boyfriend,
as long as she talked to me about it.
i guess she really didn't care about
my feelings or approval..

and you know what the worst of it is?
the really, really sad part?

i'd still drop anything -- everything ...
just for the chance to be with her again.

wow.
that just goes to show
what a complete and utter waste of space i am.

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my work blows completely,
but at least i'm back on the right track.

ohyeah.
and for those of you who know or care,
(basically just eddie and joseph!)
i'm writing more on Ezekael.
Still no working title,
but i'm actually feeling somewhat inspired again,
and the pages are just getting hammered out.

]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/16532903/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/16532903/ Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:21:13 PST and also, about to begin "privately-funded classes"
at Creighton University,
and enroll into an EMT course at Metro Tech.
By the summer of next year,
I should have all my prerequisits completed,
and be a liscensed paramedic on top of everything else i'm doing.

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]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15740219/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15740219/ Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:47:52 PST yay, excitement.

]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15717716/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15717716/ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:23:22 PST BASICS

Name: Madelynne
Age: Seventeen
DOB: August 29th (same as GG Allin) <3
Place of birth: Orlando, Florida
Current place of residence: Omaha, NE
Height: 5'6.5"
Weight: 119
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde (I'm gonna dye it again soon, though)
Graduation Year: It was SUPPOSED to be 2007...
School You Attend: Expelled Student Program
Siblings?: 4
Parents separated or together?: estranged?
Do you have your license?: I drive well. who needs a license?

FRIENDS

How many friends do you have?: Uhh..
Are you happy with them?: Most of them.
Or are they the type who try to turn you into something you're not?: No

Which friend is the most...

blonde: Fucked if I know.
smart: Pitt
best overall: Joe
fun: Darc
witty: Matt
unique: Alicia
boy crazy: Candice?
snobbiest: don't have any snobby friends
annoying: fuck annoying people
irritating: why would i want friends like that?
dumb: don't make friends with those dumber than you.
slow: Everyone in the hallway
naive: Pam? She's not exactly a friend though..
conforming: Definitely Pam there, though.
religious: i haven't an idea.
funny: isn't that close enough to witty?
odd: We're all a little odd, aren't we?
clean: I'm a clinically-diagnosed Obsessive Compulsive Effective, so .. me, I guess
conceited: Matteo
cute: ehhh.. i don't know

THIS OR THAT

rain or snow: I love them both. Snow is a bit more fun I guess..
watch the movie OR read the book: Flip a coin.
go to school OR go to work: neither, ditch 'em both
hooking up OR long term relationship: relationships aren't my thing
chocolate OR vanilla: Mmm, ice cream..
day OR night: Night. That's a no-brainer.
good OR evil: Evil is a hell of a lot more fun.
right OR wrong: Why's it wrong if it feels so right?
left OR right: Left. Always.
repubican OR democrat: Fuck 'em both, Republicans especially
smart and unattractive OR dumb and popular: Smart and unattractive.
love OR lust: Love is better, but lust is addictive.
hug OR kiss: Kiss, because hugs aren't as intimate?
pass OR fail: Finally a Senior, this late, so... fail?
normal OR unique: What the fuck is 'normal'?
pop OR rock: FUCK POP
glasses OR contacts: I don't wear either, so.. I don't care?
silver OR gold: Silver.
happiness OR successfulness: Happiness

HAVE YOU EVER...

kissed a stranger?: no. ew.
had sex with a stranger?: no.
prank called someone?: of course.
cried in public?: Not that I remember. I don't cry much.
failed a class?: Plenty! where to start...
been hospitalized?: Not for anything serious.
been in a car accident?: Several.
broken a bone?: Toes, mostly. Skateboarding.
been suspended from school?: More than you know!
gotten in a fist fight?: Many.
gotten arrested?: Once, but I've run away a lot too...
done drugs?: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S ILLEGAL?
smoked cigarettes?: mostly when i drink
smoked illegal drugs?: isn't that the same as asking if i've done drugs?
drove drunk?: Yes, unfortunately, but I was the most sober one there, so... it was the responsible thing to do! xD
been in love?: naturally
been in lust?: More often than I've been in love..
been out of state?: Duh.
been out of country?: Oh yeah.
tried to commit suicide?: not really
been in an abusive relationship?: No, although more than enough crazy ones.
had a crush on someone 2 or more years older than you?: I've never dated anyone younger than me very long.
had a crush on someone 2 or more years younger than you?: The girl I like now is younger than me?
had a crush on a teacher?: my ex-german teacher
had sex with a teacher?: IN MY DREAMS... no, not really
ran away from home?: It could happen.

FAVOURITES

musican: GG Allin / Leftover Crack
song: "Lullaby" by the Cure / "No Rain" by Blind Melon
singer: Little Jimmy Urine, Darby Crash, Brody Dalle/Armstrong
movie: A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
CD: that's a hard one.. The Madcap Laughs, maybe
actor: Richard Pryor, Michael Palin, Malcolm McDowell...
actress: Sung Hi Lee is pretty nice to look at.
book: Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
author: Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis...
brand name: BC Rich, Ferrari, Yamaha, Lamborghini
colour: Hot pink and black
scent: hard to say.
food: Jello salad?
alcoholic beverage:... ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15623925/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15623925/ Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:11:58 PST
Let's see.

I'm thankful for friends.
Particularly for Joseph,
who has always "been there,"
and probably always will.

So.. thanks.

]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15416374/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15416374/ Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:29:19 PST
]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15328425/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15328425/ Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:40:51 PDT You are nothing but a dead duck.
I am nothing but a hound dog.
You seep in the windows and vents.
I lay in the grass, and I lose your scent.
If God gave me grace,
Then why aren't I graceful?
My joints are frozen, old and idle.

If it's by air, I don't want to know.
If we all don't take cover,
We're all going to fall back in love again.
You work late, and fight off your poison.
If the patient dies, you can take the night off.

They worked out all the bugs.
If we have enough money, you can buy love.
You work out the perceptions in me.
I sing, sing, sing, these ten most deadly things.
The mark on your breast from your baby teething.
Give him my name, if he is needing...

If it's by sea, I don't want to know.
If we all don't take cover,
We're all going to fall back in love again.
Bless you, your beautiful life;
And curse your God when your friends die.

If it's by air, I don't want to know.
If we all don't take cover,
We're all going to fall back in love again.
You work late to fight off your poison.
If the patient dies, you can take the night off.

]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15025320/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/15025320/ Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:39:22 PDT What I want,
What I need
For all my sweating.
Show me...
What I get,
What I earned,
And why.

Keep me all yours... braindead and useless.

Take my cues
When the crippled many
Must sit with you, corrupt, without pity.
The slogan ream
On greed, lust, and power.
Feeble, missighted, without honor.

A failing marriage slowly grinding into nothing.
A bleeding union only left with trying offspring.

Suffer this simple nagging wound.
This childish drivel.
This dumb cartoon.

Keep me all yours... braindead and useless.
Keep me all yours... braindead and useless.

These fucking dense-formed English hands
Reaching for my throat,
To coddle and throttle,
Remove all hope.
Try your best
To choke the very meaning from my life.
A callous whore.
A cheating wife.

Keep me all yours... braindead and useless.
(Useless. Fucking useless.)
Keep me all yours... braindead and useless.
(Useless. Fucking useless.)

]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/9184302/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/9184302/ Mon, 26 Jun 2006 00:12:36 PDT
why am I so disrespectful to EvErYoNe,?!;"*

Dot dot exclamation point semicolon asterisk underscore. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/7470675/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/7470675/ Sat, 31 Dec 2005 19:16:01 PST this year blows.
next year's gonna be worse. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/7411974/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/7411974/ Sun, 25 Dec 2005 09:36:06 PST Merry Christmas and all that jazz. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/7344212/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/7344212/ Sun, 18 Dec 2005 10:06:37 PST Read ALL the lyrics before you get offended.
It makes a very good point... I couldn't have said it better myself.


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God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm eqipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God thinks all people like you are evil
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
and use His name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God
God thinks all people like you are evil
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
and use His name for your own agenda

God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says that it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if he wanted to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
and use His name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is everything ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6843831/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6843831/ Sun, 23 Oct 2005 09:25:29 PDT Two shows, one in Lee's Summit and the other in Toganoxie, Kansas.

I may not even go, though, based on the fact I feel fucking sick. Yumm. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6770355/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6770355/ Fri, 14 Oct 2005 21:39:56 PDT That says a LOT considering.
I hate to sound like I'm bragging (I'm not)
but I'm somewhere in the triple-digit range
for number of concerts I've been to; just look at my ticket stubs.

Before the MSI concert even started, I got to meet Kitty and Jimmy Urine across the street from the Venue, just walking along. They were very nice people, in fact; before and after the concert, I got hugged and kissed by Jimmy (right on the mouth! ) and Lyn-Z, and I got my ticket stub and the playlist (on a watermarked MSI stationary) autographed by all the members (except the male guitarist-- he went straight to the bus. I did get to talk to him, though, he made conversation with me while he took a break from the gig, standing next to me with guitar still slung around his neck.)

I had such a great time. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6711271/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6711271/ Sat, 08 Oct 2005 09:41:28 PDT still no scanner yet. oh well.
I'm going to see Mindless Self Indulgence next Friday. Again. ha.


GIFTS COMPLETED:


TRADES COMPLETED:


GANGSTURRZ: http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6615055/ Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:56:33 PDT i've completed a new reference sheet for Addict,
and gift art for my friends and lovers.

HOWEVER,
i don't have a scanner,
or even internet access at my house (for maybe another week).

wish me luck. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6547864/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6547864/ Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:59:36 PDT I'm the reincarnation of Christ.
No, I'm not an evangelist or a fundamentalist... just Jesus.

Well, I didn't really learn it today. I knew it all the time.
But now you're in on the secret so shhh, don't tell, teeheeing.



I'm so great, so everybody see
Everyone of you should be looking up at me
I'm your god, the one you'll never be
I'm the best, so you better kiss my feet

I'm God to everyone of you
Jesus Christ who died in pain for you
I'm life, I'm death, I'm the blood for you

It's not easy being #1 in the world
I'm a gift for the women and all of the little girls
If your lucky enough to touch me, some day you'll see
I'm superior to you and every human being

I'm God to everyone of you
Jesus Christ, died in pain for you
I'm life, I'm death, I'm the blood for you

I get high on myself, so get high on me
Worship me, when you're down on your knees
Think of me, me in all of your wettest dreams
'Cause I'm the ruler, I'm the king, I'm the super sonic machine

I'm God to everyone of you
Jesus Christ who died in pain for you
I'm life, I'm death, I'm the blood for you

I'm God to everyone of you
Jesus Christ who died in pain for you
I'm life, I'm death, I'm the blood for you

I'm God to everyone of you
Jesus Christ who died in pain for you
I'm life, I'm death, I'm the blood for you ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6403472/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6403472/ Sat, 03 Sep 2005 08:06:15 PDT I woke up to find out my car
-- the one I spent around $4000 on --
blew up around 4am this morning.

I never even had the chance to get it insured.
That's what last Thurday's paycheck was for.

Why can't I ever have a good day?
Man, I didn't even have one for my birthday.
I have a terrible day and come home to get crunked,
Only to find out that someone else blew up my car the next morning.

I have a hangover, and my car is fucking totalled.
My nice, tinted-window, expensive sound system car.
My days just get better and better.. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6356810/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6356810/ Mon, 29 Aug 2005 04:45:21 PDT Umm, I suppose I should write something,
but I don't really want to. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6300389/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/6300389/ Mon, 22 Aug 2005 19:00:13 PDT In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop, when I make a point to be straight with you, then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though.
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically.
I don't wanna beat around the bush.

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop, when I make a point to be straight with you, then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though.
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically.
I don't wanna beat around the bush.

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where,
Put the you know what in the you know where,
Put the you know what in the you know where,
Put the you know what in the you know where -- pronto. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5969973/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5969973/ Thu, 21 Jul 2005 16:22:27 PDT You preach about my triple-six.
You spit about my this and that,
And yank away yer welcome mat
With a coupon, Jesus Christ will save,
So don't you Christians misbehave --
'cuz Santa makes the list himself,
And he's rotting on the warehouse shelf.

And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
Are in the basement huffing gasoline..
(Dead, dead, dead, dead!)
Your God is dead to me!
And when the laws of God just make ya pissed
You better become an Atheist
(Dead, dead, dead, dead!)
Your god is dead to me!

When the greed of man is not appeased,
All will rot, sick and diseased.
Once again, the fallen towers
The tortured death of every hour.
And at the toll of the final bell,
You lead the righteous down to Hell,
When all the world is dead by dawn,
All I ask is "bring me along!"

And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
Are in the basement huffing gasoline..
(Dead, dead, dead, dead!)
Your God is dead to me!
And when the laws of God just make ya pissed
You better become an Atheist
(Dead, dead, dead, dead!)
Your God is dead to me!

Nuclear Apox spells your doom,
like the T.V. in yer living room.
Each bomb kills a million dead.
It melts your skin, implodes yer head
And now you get yer judgement day
You think you'll float up, then away
But yer guilty just like everyone
You'll turn to ash when the burning's done.

And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
Are in the basement huffing gasoline..
(Dead, dead, dead, dead!)
Your God is dead to me!
And when the laws of God just make ya pissed
You better become an Atheist
(Dead, dead, dead, dead!)
Your God is dead to me!

There's a hunger within you,
A tapeworm deep inside.
Or maybe it's just cancer,
the doctors can't decide.
But yer stomach keeps on growing
as yer body wastes away
and yer getting ill & weaker
every single fucking day...

We are alone.
We are alone.. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5521199/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5521199/ Wed, 01 Jun 2005 12:19:37 PDT I got tired of looking at the same entry.

is the sex. Go lookit her stuff, and yea. cos I her muches. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5381185/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5381185/ Tue, 17 May 2005 17:33:34 PDT
You need a uniform,
So you won't be ignored.
You are affected!
And so you're accepted.

It's time that you invested in a bottle of poison.
So we don't have to hear about you bitchin and moanin.
You think you could afford a fuckin bottle of asprin?

Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit.
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it.
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit.

You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots.
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock.
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong.
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons!

* ~ * ~ *

Mindless Self Indulgence on Friday.
I love this new album of theirs fucking MUCHLY. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5346128/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5346128/ Fri, 13 May 2005 09:08:41 PDT Tommorrow is the Mudvayne show.

And Amanda is here! So.. happy, yea! -dance- ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5250703/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5250703/ Mon, 02 May 2005 19:59:01 PDT
The worst part about the concert was the seating. You see, I paid $80 to get myself and my brother into the main floor to participate in the mosh pit. Do you know what happened? They sold us "concourse tickets," which basically meant that we paid the same price to sit in a balcony seat. A balcony seat at a metal show. Goddamn, was I pissed. I don't care what concert it is, just about nothing is worth $80 for a chair up in a balcony.

THANKFULLY, I wasn't the only pissed-off fan out there. Right before SlipKnot took the stage, hundreds of people (including myself and all of my friends) ran down the stairs and bumrushed the entrance for the main floor.

I LOVE riots! It was the best part about the whole fucking concert!

Hundreds of people got past the security and filled into the main floor for the last performance. When it became clear that a riot was taking place, the Mid-America Center began closing out all the entrances with metal shutter-type gates. Me, my boyfriend, my brother, and our friend Miguel grabbed the bottom of a metal shutter and pulled it up.

Oh, such a proud moment for anarchy! Such divine chaos! We were punched, kicked, even BITTEN by security guards who were desperate to keep people out. Police cars lined the outside of the concert hall, and Miguel got maced in the face by a pig with a pepper spray can. I was literally AT THE ENTRANCE when the mace was sprayed at me, though I covered my face and was spared the stinging, itching fate reserved for Miguel and a handful of strangers.

I was angered by the fact that the police were able to organize before I got into the main floor, but I took my balcony seat back begrudgingly and watched the rest of the show, which was actually pretty damn good.

After the concert had ended, police were overflowing the place. Apparently, the riot had made the evening news and the pigs were gonna be damn sure there wasn't any more unplanned events. I walked up to a line of seven standing cross-armed by the entrance and shouted, "Thanks for the mace, piggy." ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5220062/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5220062/ Sat, 30 Apr 2005 11:46:39 PDT (X) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(X) ridden in a taxi
(X) been in love
( ) been dumped
(X) shoplifted
(X) been fired
(X) snuck out
(X) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(X) ever dated someone of the same sex
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans
( ) been to Europe
(X) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(X) cut yourself on purpose *CUTTING IS FOR LOSER-FAGS*
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) seen someone die in real life
( ) been to Africa
(X) Slapped someone you love
(X) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival
(X) Been to Canada *Beautiful. Legalized freedom.*
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been on a plane
(X) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(X) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
( ) Eaten Sushi
(X) Been snowboarding
(X) Met someone in person from the internet
(X) Been moshing at a show
(X) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
( ) gone to college
( ) graduated college
(X) taken painkillers
(X) miss someone right now
(X) went to prom
( ) Bungee jumped
(X) have been to a rock concert
(X) have dated someone for a year or more
( ) sold naked pictures of yourself
(X) been in a car accident
(X) slept in the nude
(X) eaten cheesecake
( ) had jury duty
(X) hated someone without knowing them *Well.*
(X) been to Maine
(X) shot a real gun
( ) had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
(X) made out with someone within 5 days of meeting them
(X) done ecstasy
( ) gotten your ass kicked *I've been in fights, though.*
(X) been caught smoking
( ) milked a cow
(X) got in a verbal fight
( ) lied one time in this survey
( ) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
( ) Done something w/ a friend's bf/gf
(X) Done something w/ a friend's ex
(X) Done something with a friends sibling
(X) Committed a major crime
(X) Dated someone older than you are
(X) Dated someone younger than you are
(X) Gotten in trouble w/the cops
( ) Run away
(X) Ever given someone a hicky
(X) Ever gotten a hicky
(X) Ever got super drunk
(X) Went skinny dipping
(X) Lied about where you're going
(X) Ever lied about your age *To get into some clubs or bars.*
( ) Ever been pantsed
( ) Had mono.
(X) taken a shower with a member of the opposite sex
(X) had sex for more than 2 hours
(X) smoked marijuana *If you don't know I have, you're dumb.*
(X) watched porn
(X) watched homosexual porn
(X) ran from the police
(X) trespassed on private property
(X) done fireworks on a roof illegally
( ) hated another race *No, but I hate plenty of white people.*
(X) had intercourse with someone of the same sex
( ) is a virgin
(X) been arrested
(X) been taken out of a public place in handcuffs
(X) been banned from a public place
( ) thrown up on someone at a concert
( ) been thrown up on at a concert
(X) shouted at passing cars
(X) taken a photo of yourself doing something illegal
(X) taken a photo of yourself with a cop
(X) seen Niagra Falls
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Amsterdam *NO, but I GODDAMN WANT TO.*
( ) been punched in the face
(X) punched someone in the face
( ) videotaped sex with someone of the opposite sex
( ) videotaped sex with someone of the same sex
(X) videotaped someone else having sex
( ) videotaped someone else having homosexual sex
(X) taken nude photos of someone else
(X) taken nude photos of someone else without consent *HAHA*
( ) taken nude photos of yourself
(X) speak a language fluently other than your own
(X) speak more than one language fluently other than your own
(X) had an interracial relationship
( ) had interracial sex
(X) dated someone your parents didn't approve of
(X) dated someone your friends didn't approve of
(X) made out with someone while others watch
(X) made out with someone of the same sex while others watch
( ) driven a car into a tree
( ) driven a car off of a cliff or steep hill
(X) driven a car at night with the headlights off
(X) driven a car while sitting in the window
(X) went over the speed limit
( ) been involved in a car chase fleeing police
(X) weaved in between traffic *What... ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5183991/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5183991/ Mon, 25 Apr 2005 09:00:10 PDT
This is the first school day I've attended since Thursday of the week before last. I don't know how many school days that is, probably six or seven.

Why? I don't know. Why not?

Is it bad that it doesn't bother me? I'm failing all of my classes, and I'm going to have to fill out the infamous CREDIT APPEAL slips again this semester.

Want to know something else? Only twenty-something school days left, and I have YET to register for next year. We were supposed to register in-class sometime two months ago, but, following the status quo, I of course skipped class.

I can't wait for Amanda to get her ass up here.

]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5139331/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5139331/ Wed, 20 Apr 2005 13:41:29 PDT

i don't have anything to say, really, i'm pretty fuckin sick. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5085357/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5085357/ Thu, 14 Apr 2005 08:45:50 PDT
you know, unicorns are people too..

I just got finished re-dying my hair.
It's very intensely pink.
I've gotten so many compliments about it here at school that I've literally lost track of how many I've received.
Hell, even my teachers like it. hahaha.

I think this is the fourth time i've dyed my hair pink.
maybe fifth. fucked if i remember anything.

Groups that kick ass:
]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5059287/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5059287/ Mon, 11 Apr 2005 10:13:35 PDT Alkaline of Dice.
Alchohol or ice?
Algae on Lice.
Algernon of Mice.
Animal or Man.
An apple or Eden?
An orgy of smoke.
An ostracized pope.
Anotherline of Dope.



it's a weird game, i know. but it's fun to play, for those who like to feel their brain leak out of their ears and onto a screen.. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5052746/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5052746/ Mon, 11 Apr 2005 06:10:23 PDT
FINGERS: Madelynne
CHIN: mvbxzk
ONE FINGER WITH EYES CLOSED: madelynne
CHEEK: gmshgfm
ELBOW: maddelynne
LIPS: madelynne
PALM: madeelyynne
BACK OF HAND: maderlunne
NOSE: maddeelyynne
TONGUE: madelynne

-----------------DESCRIBE--------------- ---

-- YOUR HERITAGE: Spanish/Irish/German/Russian mostly.
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: black and white checkered Vans.
-- YOUR EYES: Blue, but they look gray to me.
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: Psychoactives.
-- YOUR FEARS: Heights, but only reeeeeaaallly tall ones..
-- ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: Credit as a musician.

-----------------STATISTICS------------- -----

-- NAME: Madelynne W.
-- ALIAS: "Sabre" (DIE ALREADY BITCH), Addict, Smutt
-- BIRTHDATE: August 29th
-- BIRTHPLACE: Orlando, FL
-- BIRTHTIME: 11:45pm
-- GENDER: GIRLZ ARE HOTTER THAN BOIZ, SO HAHA
-- ANGEL: what the fuck?
-- BIRTHSTONE: don't fuckin know
-- ZODIAC: Virgo.
-- YEAR: Horse, NEEEIGH
-- PET CATS: BoobooKittyFuck, Boots, Patches, Luna
-- PET DOGS: Sadistic Fuck, Circe, Maynard, "Dot" (unnamed)
-- OTHER: Guinea pigs are the fuckin shiznit. Oh yea, rabbits.
-- ACREAGE OF YARD: What. The. FUCK?
-- ROOMS: Blahblahblah.
-- BATHROOMS: Three.
-- PHONE #: I won't tell you, but my last four digits are 1666, and that's no joke. Hahaha.
-- CITY: Omaha (ghetto nowhere)
-- STATE: Nebraska.

-----------------WHAT IS------------------

-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: "Sleeeeep."
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: Accents are nice. I like goatees, too.
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: My flat tummy?
-- YOUR BEDTIME: HAHAHAHA. You're funny.
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: i don't accomplish things.
-- YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: Kansas City, Missouri.

-----------------YOU PREFER------------------

-- PEPSI OR COKE: mm, caffeine.
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: Burger king. Spicy tendercrisp chicken is fuckin good.
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Group.
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: -eats your shoes-
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: ICE CREAM
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: I fuckin HATE coffee. HATEHATE.

-----------------DO YOU------------------

-- SMOKE: Not cigarettes, anymore.
-- CUSS: FUCKSHITBITCHCUMCUNTDYKESPERMSUCKER
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: Sometimes 3 or 4x
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): ON YOU OMGzOMGzOMGz
-- WHO ARE THEY: Trent Reznor, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: Maybe.
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: Pfft. If I do, it'll only be for the sexperiences. I MEAN. EXperiences. yeea.
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: FUCK IT UP ITS STUPID ASS.
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: MMMM MARRY MEEEEE
-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: I don't use home row.
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: Yes.
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: More than some, less than others.
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: Maybe a little.
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Depends.
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Mhmm.
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: Electric guitar for four years, bass for almost as long, some drums.

------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU--------------

-- DRANK ALCOHOL: last night I had three Smirnoff triple blacks.
-- SMOKE(D): EVERYDAY, FOOL
-- DONE A DRUG: HELL YEA
-- HAVE SEX: MM, DICK (yes)
-- MADE OUT: All the time. Duh, if i had sex, then you'd think..
-- GO ON A DATE: Yea.
-- GO TO THE MALL: uhuh.
-- BEEN ON STAGE: Last month, I crowdsurfed and got on the stage at the Taste of Chaos.
-- BEEN DUMPED: Nope.
-- GONE SKATING: Skateboarding. Yes.
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: no. but i ate some.
-- BEEN IN LOVE: Sure. We'll go with that.
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: I re-bleached my hair last week. Tonight, I'm dying it pink and streaking it black.
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: IT WAS MINE, I SWEAR TO GAWD

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------

-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: Nope.
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: Not BECAUSE it was raining, per se..
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: NO, NEVER (duh)
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: Once, at Farenheight 9/11
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT: FUCKIN CARTOONS OH MY FUCKIN GAWD... not that i recall.
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: fuck no. i had real ones. bitches.
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: yea.
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: mmhm
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: nope. eewwww.
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING? Hell yea, son. Strip poker.
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICAT... ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5034207/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/5034207/ Sat, 09 Apr 2005 13:29:49 PDT I think that's due to it being based on a comic by Jhonen Vasquez.
Nny's still cooler than Zim, though.

I wish I had a scanner.
Damn.

Clubs/Groups:

]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4968647/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4968647/ Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:06:11 PST If you're interested.

~ * ~ * ~ * ~

If I were a month, I'd be: OCTOBER
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: FRIDAY
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4:20pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: THE MOON
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A DOLPHIN
If I were a direction, I'd be: NORTH
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A SEX SWING
If I were a sin, I'd be: LUST
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: HITLER-HAHA I hate Nazis }:
If I were a liquid, I'd be: ALCOHOLIC
If I were a tree, I'd be: BIRCH
If I were a bird, I'd be: A RAVEN
If I were a flower, I'd be: MARIJUANA
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: FOGGY AND COLD
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A WEREWOLF
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: AN ELECTRIC GUITAR
If I were an animal, I'd be: A WOLF
If I were a color, I'd be: PINK OR BLACK
If I were an emotion, I'd be: APATHY
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: BROCCOLI
If I were a sound, I'd be: MUSICAL
If I were an element, I'd be: FIRE
If I were a car, I'd be: A FERRARI F50
If I were a song, I'd be: BY MSI OR NIN
If I were a movie, I'd be: A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
If I were a food, I'd be: DELICIOUS
if I were a place, I'd be: AMSTERDAM (but I'll settle for anywhere other than the United States)
If I were a material, I'd be: LATEX
If I were a taste, I'd be: SPICY
If I were a scent, I'd be: SEX
If I were a religion, I'd be: SATANIC (very technically)
If I were a word, I'd be: CUNT
If I were an object, I'd be: A JOINT
If I were a body part, I'd be: -foams at the mouth- PENIS?
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: SHOWING OFF MY TONGUERING
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: SKIPPING CLASS
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: GIR from INVADER ZIM
If I were a shape, I'd be a: UPSIDEDOWNPINKTRIANGLE, BOIII
If I were a number, I'd be: 420 or 666 ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4907598/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4907598/ Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:52:17 PST i've been drawing more lately, which is good i guess.
i only wish i had a scanner.
my style's changed so much,
that it's scary to look back at older shit.

i'mma go get hygh now, mmmkz?
and yes, i know i'm at school.
holyjesusfuck. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4870336/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4870336/ Mon, 21 Mar 2005 08:55:33 PST
this is my favorite senses fail song..

Senses Fail - "Bloody Romance"

Life is floating fast away.
But I look, your head is turned away.
From the moment you left, I knew that something wasn't right.
But the feeling inside has kept me up all night.

You and me are like one heartbeat.
You and me are like one heartbeat.

So slice open my veins,
And let the romance bleed away.

From the moment you left, I knew that something wasn't right.
But the feeling inside has kept me up all night.

You and me are like one heartbeat.
You and me are like one heartbeat.

Back into I thought I knew,
These words inside me, tell me what to do.
My heart, held in the palm of your hand..

(Forget my name) Now I know the way to go, this place inside my demented mind.
(Forget my name) You saw me bleeding on the bathroom floor.
(Forget my name) This time in silence, this time I win. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4835317/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4835317/ Thu, 17 Mar 2005 08:32:34 PST
tonight's the taste of chaos show. senses fail (), killswitch engage, the used, and my chemical romance... badass... there's a couple other bands i'm sure i'm forgetting. ^___^ oh well.

my boyfriend writes me two-page letters.. isn't that sweet? aww.
peace.

- madelynne ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4758593/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4758593/ Tue, 08 Mar 2005 08:51:24 PST should i be repentent...? cos i'm not.
i think i might have to see my administrator before the end of the day now.. hopefully, she'll suspend me.

i have a two hour after-school-suspension (ASS) today and thursday that i'm skipping, so i'm going to get suspended anyway.
maybe if i get suspended, i won't have to show up for my in-school-suspension on monday.

maybe.

damn, i get into trouble a lot, don't i?
maybe it's that whole.. 'bad-seed' thing again.





OHYEAH and i'm PISSED because all the nin shows are sold out except the ones in europe.
i was going to fuckin drive to toronto and everything.
i might, still, and then just kick the shit out of someone with tickets & take em. haha. that'd be fuckin swell. hahaha. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4709464/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4709464/ Wed, 02 Mar 2005 08:59:35 PST Last night I went to Modest Mouse.

I love Modest Mouse. I do.
That said, his fans seriously blow dogs for charity.

There were two opening acts. The first one wouldn't have been so horrid if the musicians could just STOP DANCING. I don't mind dancing musicians usually, but these guys... they busted moves I could only describe as being a cross between "I'm a Little Teacup" and an injured animal. It was pathetic. If possible, I think I respect them less because of their dancing. Yes, it was that bad.

The second opening band had a pretty good drummer, and their songs got better toward the end, but all-in-all sucked serious ass. The frontman was a limey who sang (I'm not exaggerating. Please believe me.) like Bob Dylan and played the same three chords for every song.

Modest Mouse, of course, was BAD ASS. I sparked up a jay for "Float On" (mostly cos I was jonesing, and tired of waiting), but I only got about two hits off of it before some FAGGY EMO CUNT said "Y'know, some of us want to be sober for the show." I looked right at her and blew smoke in her face, smiled and said, "Funny, I don't recall offering you any." After she waved for security, I grudgingly put it out. What a twat. Some people.

Me and my three friends, who were tired of standing around like the other little faggy emo kids were, actually pulled back to an area surrounded by hopping kiddies and tore it up, starting a mosh pit and pulling in all surrounding people. It was fuckin cool. It pissed the crowd off so bad, that even after we took our spots up against the stage again, the riled-up audience continued their weak mosh until it simmered out.

So much for trying. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4660794/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4660794/ Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:04:38 PST


~Name: "Addict"
~Species: Wolf/Unicorn
~Fur: White, and shaded in light pink tones. Ears are deep purple, and the inner "ear fluff" is eye color. Tail plumage is either purple or dyed radically to correspond with hair.
~Eyes: "Cobalt" blue (between dark and light) and are ALWAYS severely bloodshot.
~Pads/Skin: Pads are black, skin is very light in color.
~Hair: Shoulder-length hair is radically dyed, often highlighted in black.
~Details: Piercings may vary by artistic taste, but generally go as follows: four naval (bellybutton; one on each side), double industrial in each ear ("ear bars"), one center lipring, and one tonguering. Claws, when visible, are eye-blue.


~Name: Malyciko / "Jackoff"
[pronounced: MALICE-SICKO]
~Species: Jackal/Dog
~Fur: Pale white, with black "feathers" (long hair) extending from his elbow to his wrist, on both of his shoulderblades, and inner ear. Tail is long and furry, has two black rings around the base, and dipped black on the end.
~Eyes: Eyes are "dead" ice blue, with horizontal, rectangularly shaped pupils. Pupils are outlined in a mild red and are barely darker than the iris. A whitish film seems to coat the eyes.
~Pads/Skin: Born as an albino, (whose black markings developed over time) Malyciko's pads, skin around eyes, and nose are all cream-colored. Skin is pale.
~Hair: Hair is of medium length, hanging about 8" below shoulders. Blood-red and often highlighted black, Malyciko has all of his hair in dreadlocks. Goatee (which grows only on chin) is the same color, and is often braided into three small, even braids.
~Details: Ears are pierced 8x each, one left eyebrow, three lower liprings, and one bridge piercing. In furre form, body is lean and well-sculpted.


Don't everyone care all at once, now... haha. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4577723/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4577723/ Mon, 14 Feb 2005 08:43:35 PST
I bought my two best female friends, Jane and Ayla, each a bouquet of roses. They're not red, so it wasn't super-romantic or anything, but they were pink and white and all very beautiful and sweet-smelling. I actually bought three bouquets, and just divided the third one between the two others.

Today's been fun. At least, thusfar. Both girls loved their bouquets, which is awesome.

I don't really have much else to say.

PEACE, MY NEGRO[z]~! ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4549494/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4549494/ Thu, 10 Feb 2005 19:46:03 PST
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID
number?

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: Ok, but I must have your NIDN first, sir.

Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
2V04J9H8-45-MT54610.

Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and
the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance
is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Your E-mail address is
Sheehan@home.net. I see you're calling me from home.

Customer: Huh? Where'd you get all this information?
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.
Customer: The HSS, what is that?
Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir.

Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat
Special pizzas.

Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Customer: Whaddya mean?

Operator: Sir, your medical records and toilet sensors indicate that you've
got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National
Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.

Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.

Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?

Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local
library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.

Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.

Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your
2 schnauzers can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.

Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your
credit card balance is over its limit.

Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets
here.

Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn
also.

Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How
long will it take?

Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes,
sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out
getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little
awkward.

Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a bike?

Operator: It says here your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank
yesterday.

Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%!!

Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July
4, 2003 conviction for cursing out a cop and another one I see here in
September for contempt at your hearing for cursing at a judge. Oh yes, I
see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional
Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?

Customer: (speechless)
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter bottle of Coke.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from
offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution
prohibits............... ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4518888/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4518888/ Mon, 07 Feb 2005 09:02:14 PST
This song helped me out... however, contrary to the original meaning of the song, in my own mind it is I depicted as "she." This more appropriately matches my own situation.

~*~ ~*~ ~*~

Father, I've sinned...
over and over and over and over again.
Sorry my friends, I'm such a mess.
I'm doing the best I can.

She says, "Where ya goin, where ya been?"
She says, "I don't want you hanging out with them."
She leaves like she is never coming back again.
She says, "I don't love you like I loved you before."
She says, she says.
"I don't love you any more."

And, Mother, I've tried, over and over to open my eyes.
Look at my life and tell me: when did I die?
Because I'm not alive.
Flip through the script, and tell me what it says.
Skip through the story, tell me how it ends.
She says that "We're probably better off as friends."

She says, "I don't love you like I loved you before."
She says, she says.
Yeah, she says "I don't love you, I don't love you anymore."
She says, she says.
"I don't love you, I dont love you.
I dont love you anymore."

She said, she said, she said, "Where ya goin'?"

You, you called the police.
You called them on me.
And I want to go anywhere but home.
I'm done with listening to what's wrong with me.
Because it goes on and on and on and on. (Yeah.)

She says, "I don't love you like I loved you before."
She says, she says. (Yeah.)
She says, "I don't love you, I don't love you anymore."
She says, she says... I don't love you. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4503088/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4503088/ Sun, 06 Feb 2005 17:33:24 PST

~march 1st: Modest Mouse / Mason Jennings / Cass McCombs
~march 6th: Goldfinger / The Start
~march 17th: Taste of Chaos 2005: The Used / My Chemical Romance / KILLSWITCH ENGAGE / Senses Fail
~march 22nd: Against ME! / The Loved Ones / Smoke Or Fire
~april 29th: Slipknot / Shadows Fall / Lamb Of God / American Head Charge
~may 5th: the Killers


more later ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4486913/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4486913/ Fri, 04 Feb 2005 08:33:17 PST
Ooooh skunk one's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

Ooh, ahh, Achika...
Pakelika's sparked the blunt in the back of the car.
We rollin five deep to the neighborhood bar.
Cars fishbowled now, we didn't get far.
See red lights flash, cops know who we are
reputation built, superstar bud smokers
Coppers hittin quotas for pullin us over.
Once again, let the routine kick in:
Stash in the dash let the games begin.
Piggy waddles over with that shitty grin
But I'm cool, I smirk, I ain't scared of him.
In fact, I laugh, cause Pak's still smokin,
Cop came up fast tapped the glass but it's broken.
Grabbed the handle quick and the door flies open,
Smoke bursts out;
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SMOKING?"
"Skunk one is what we tokin!"

~*~*~*~

I went and saw KmK, along with Pepper, Big B, OPM, and a few others in December. KmK is bad fuckin ass. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4460288/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4460288/ Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:38:13 PST a nostalgia for a life i left behind,
accompanied by the stinging thrill of the life i lead.

lines of music playing in my head..

i've made so many mistakes...
that my body aches...

.end. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4409796/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4409796/ Wed, 26 Jan 2005 08:38:24 PST i PLAY guitar.
i LOVE piercings.
i OWN a wolf hybrid.
i AM bisexual.
i HAVE a boyfriend.
i AM training to be a tattoo artist.
i AM sarcastic, sardonic, derisive and cold.
i BELIEVE "country music" is an oxymoron.
i DO have a character/"fursona," named ADDICT.
i KNOW that thinking is overrated.
i KNOW the meaning of life.
i KNOW who my friends are.

i do NOT believe in "therianism."
i do NOT believe in a "right path."
i do NOT believe in patriotism.
i do NOT believe in religion.
i do NOT believe in being shy.
i do NOT believe in seeking attention.
i do NOT draw as much as i used to.
i do NOT think you are capable of backing up the shit you speak.
i do NOT condone wannabe posers who want to be me.
((They know who they are too. -cough-))
i do NOT regard your life as a success worth bragging about.
i do NOT consider Addict my "wereside."
i do NOT like you.



i do NOT expect you to understand this entry.




I needed that... thanks. Venting feels good. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4400944/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4400944/ Mon, 24 Jan 2005 08:54:28 PST YOU FUCKIN WHOREMONGERS YOU,
IN YOUR WHITE COATS AND
VARIOUS AND ASSUNDRY HAT STYLES!!!!1111
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY MOTHER THAT
YOU BESPECKLED FIEND!?!?!?!!!?1111
NOW IS THE TIME FOR VENGEANCE
IN THE FORM OF BUBBLEWRAP!!

... the Holy Chao moos at you, you fuckin wastemakers.
I love my posessions, for they are myne and myne alone.

I me. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4367026/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4367026/ Thu, 20 Jan 2005 08:34:04 PST i hardly ever use da anymore... ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4330029/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4330029/ Sat, 15 Jan 2005 20:44:37 PST too bad, huh?
oh well.

if you love me, leave a comment. mmk?
thanks. i was beginning to think there was no one listening.

AHAHAHA thats right, there isnt. wh00ps, my bad. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4284357/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4284357/ Mon, 10 Jan 2005 08:47:00 PST Maybe what I have is really all I need anyway.

Let the music bleed from me.. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4247687/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4247687/ Wed, 05 Jan 2005 16:43:58 PST
Hmmm, a lot has really happened. Got a new house, I have a new car... my girlfriend and I broke up on New Year's Eve, much to my own personal dissappointment, but I suppose such is life. Can't cry forever, unfortunately.

My resolution: GOD grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

I hate my fucking family. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4079289/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4079289/ Thu, 16 Dec 2004 08:47:16 PST i need to go fucking die, so please excuse me.

mcr - i'm not okay (i promise)

Well, if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say.
I never wanna let you down or have you go,
"It's better off this way,"
For all the dirty looks
the photographs your boyfriend took
remember when you broke your foot from jumping off the second floor?

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay....
you wear me out....

What will it take to show you that its not the life it seems
(I'm not okay)
I've told you time and time again:
you sing the words, but don't know what they mean
to be a joke and look
another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook
for the last time
take a good hard look

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay....
you wear me out....

Forget about the dirty looks
the photographs your boyfriend took
You said you read me like a book
but the pages are all torn and frayed

I'm okay
I'm okay
I'm okay now
I'm okay now
But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this... I'm okay! (trust me)

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well I'm not okay
I'm not o-fucking-kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4046172/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/4046172/ Sat, 11 Dec 2004 22:54:58 PST baaaa. (:
hfsdadshhgdfhgu AHHHH BOOBS!
-poke- -giggle- ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/3939115/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/3939115/ Sun, 28 Nov 2004 12:12:53 PST .. and then the tv screen went to static.
being offended means being alive.
only users lose drugs..
and though pills may take hours to work,
but they tend to take you exactly where you think you'll go.

i am the vatican. ]]> ~sabrewerewolfen http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/3900610/ http://sabrewerewolfen.deviantart.com/journal/3900610/ Wed, 24 Nov 2004 19:53:46 PST
FAMILY


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LOVERS




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