http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:sammaster&section=today deviantART RSS for by:sammaster en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:31:10 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://sammaster.deviantart.com/journal/20637637/ http://sammaster.deviantart.com/journal/20637637/ Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:11:05 PDT showed me this game from her jurnel.

[1] Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Samuel Needs an Assistant to Count Up to 20. (...)

[2] Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Sam looks like you had a Blast! (always do!)

[3] Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Samuel Says So Long (farewell, something something, goodbye!)

[4] Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Samuel Wants $100 Million, $30 Million Up Front (and an ice cream cone)

[5] Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Samuel Does A Dance (run for the hills!)

[6] Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Uncle Sam hates ignorance (yep)

[7] Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Samuel asks why there are no overtures or interludes (money? That's why I need that 30$ mil up front!)

[8] Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
Samuel Goes to Washington (woopi-freakin'-do.)

[9] Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Samuel likes project work and fixing things that break down like tripping motors (uh...)


[10] Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
sam eats sour easter candy
Samuel eats noodle
sam eats cat
Sam eats a pinky
Sam eats Purell
Sam eats Kack-handed Big Brother
Sam Eats Grasshopper
Sam Eats Camera
sam eats cinnamon Video on AOL Video
(Hey, I'm hungry!)

[11] Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Samuel wears a sacred linen (uh yeah)

[12] Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Samuel arrested after stealing a purloined roast and a golf cart (A quick meal and a quick getaway)

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1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:
Jean Leloup - La Vie Est Laide (WICKED!)

Waking Up:
infected mushroom - sailing in the sea of mushroom

First Day At School:
gorillaz-all alone (so true!)

Falling In Love:
Infected Mushroom (goa - psy trance) - Devil (Final Mix) (wife says its like a making out scene)

Fight Song:
Infected Mushroom - S Is Here - Yahel Mix

Breaking Up:
Apoptygma Berzerk - Love Never Dies (ok this rocks)

Prom night:
Beck - Rental Car

Life:
Infected Mushroom - Over Mode

Mental Breakdown:
Front Line Assebly-Plasma Springs

Driving:
Ladytron - True Mathematics

Flashback:
apoptygma berzerk - kathy`s song

Getting back together:
The Tea Party - Save Me

Wedding:
puddle of mud - Blurry

Birth of Child:
infected mushroom - dancing with kadaf

Final Battle:
Infected Mushroom - Roll Us a Giant (so I get stoned in my final battle...)

Funeral Song:
Rammstein - Du riechst so gut (Kmfdm remix) (I go out with a bang)

Final Credits:
Jean Leloup - Ainsi va la vie qui va (just wow...)

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You are Apocalypse
You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.

Apocalypse 62%

Dr. Doom 62%

Magneto 61%

Mr. Freeze 57%

The Joker 52%

Lex Luthor 49%

Juggernaut 45%

Dark Phoenix 44%

Two-Face 41%

Venom 37%

Green Goblin 37%

Riddler 36%

Catwoman 34%

Mystique 29%

Poison Ivy 27%

Kingpin 27%

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...


Thanks to my sexy wife for this!

P.S.: Yes the image link is not working because I need to subscribe and only my wife right now has it. She is the lucky one



]]> ~sammaster http://sammaster.deviantart.com/journal/15976456/ http://sammaster.deviantart.com/journal/15976456/ Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:08:50 PST showed me this cool game:

Here are the rules

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions (it’s more fun if you make them answer in as if you’re interviewing them all together).
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The characters (and their stories) are:

1. Seun Choi (My Monk from RPG)
2. Dahan Masters(6'4" Barbarian in Spiked Full-plate armor from previous RPGs)
3. Donald (from S.A.F.)
4. SamMaster (from my brain)

A. Are you a boy as appearances show?
1. I am a boy as appearances dictate.
2. Look at me... DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL FOR YOU!?!
3. Uhhhhhhhhhh... RETARD! (note: look up last journal)
4. *sigh* Guy..

B. How old are you?
1. Seun Choi: 20.
2. Dahan Masters: 24.
3. Donald: 2!
4. SamMaster: *looks at Donald* 28.


C. YOU WANT A HUG?? XD
1. Seun Choi: That will not be necessary, thank you.
2. Dahan Masters: Yeah… hug me… My spiked armor will puncture you and you'll stop annoying me!
3. Donald: YAY!
4. SamMaster: No.

D. You got any bad habits?
1. Seun Choi: I tend to get in troublesome situations.
2. Dahan Masters: Buying pots at merchants that don't pay attention to me and throwing it at them, for one...
3. Donald: uuuuuhhhhhhh… wanna lolly?
4. SamMaster: Don't listen to him and don't eat his lollies. I'm too patient with him. That's mine.

E. Favourite food?
1. Seun Choi: The fried egg noodles that my mother would make me every now and then.
2. Dahan Masters: BEER!.
3. Donald: LOLLIES!.
4. SamMaster: Got all day?

F. Favorite Ice cream flavor?
1. Seun Choi: I only know of one flavour, and it is reserved for the higher-class?
2. Dahan Masters: Huh? What are you saying?
3. Donald: LOLLIES!.
4. SamMaster: Chocolate.

G. Who's your mate/spouse?
1. Seun Choi: I do not have one yet.
2. Dahan Masters: That great huntress wife of mine.
3. Donald: Make? LOLLIES!
4. SamMaster: Klania, the telepath, telekinetic, and pyrokinetic.

H. You a virgin?
1. Seun Choi: As of yet.
2. Dahan Masters: I'm married and a barbarian you dimwit! What do you think?
3. Donald: Not yet, but I might get one soon..
4. SamMaster: *slaps hand on forehead* ugh… And no.

I. What do you like to do to relax?
1. Seun Choi: Meditate or study the people around me.
2. Dahan Masters: Kill stuff.
3. Donald: LOLLIES!.
4. SamMaster: I kill him.

J. Killed anyone?
1. Seun Choi: Yes, noe of them regrettable.
2. Dahan Masters: Hell yes!
3. Donald: ME!
4. SamMaster: *points to Donald* Him. Lots of times.

K. Hate anyone?
1. Seun Choi: Those that mistreated the dragon in Myridia.
2. Dahan Masters: Those that stand in my way!.
3. Donald: ME! Uh… … …………… ME!
4. SamMaster: *points to Donald* Him. More and more every day.

L. Any secrets?
1. Seun Choi: Many, as everyone does.
2. Dahan Masters: I keep my battles open.
3. Donald: The hiding place next to the big tree in the park behind the school in Vaudreuil.
4. SamMaster: Yes, we know Donald. You told us that a million times. Yes, by the way.

M. Favourite season?
1. Seun Choi: Spring, when life comes to bloom.
2. Dahan Masters: Winter! I can track my enemies easier.
3. Donald: LOLLIES!
4. SamMaster: Autumn.

N. Who's your best friend?
1. Seun Choi: He is dead now. His mind was clouded with revenge and anger and jealousy.
2. Dahan Masters: My bro, back at the village.
3. Donald: I have none…
4. SamMaster: And we know why. Mine is my gang from the AD.

O. Hobbies?
1. Seun Choi: Adventuring to pursue betterness of self.
2. Dahan Masters: Killing stuff with my kick-ass axe! *shows big-ass axe*
3. Donald: Making lollies!
4. SamMaster: Killing Donald.

P. Favorite Drink?
1. Seun Choi: Sake.
2. Dahan Masters: BEER! And none of that stupid wine stuff.
3. Donald: LOLLIES! juice.
4. SamMaster: Beer as well.

R. What age did you die and why?
1. Seun Choi: I'm not dead.
2. Dahan Masters: Neither am I. But come here and I'LL MAKE YOU DEAD!
3. Donald: 2!
4. SamMaster: Not dead. Not for millenia.

S. Are you nice or mean?
1. Seun Ch... ]]> ~sammaster http://sammaster.deviantart.com/journal/14577915/ http://sammaster.deviantart.com/journal/14577915/ Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:12:09 PDT *DISCLAIMER!**DISCLAIMER!**DISCLAIMER!**DISCLAIMER!**DISCLAIMER!**DISCLAIMER!**DISCLAIMER!*
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OK, so a retard by my standards and definition is NOT, I repeat NOT, what is known generaly as a mentally retarded person, which is deceptive from its wording and origin. It is because it is the closest translation from the french-canadian term 'mongol' which has nothing to do with the people from mongolia. It means mentally absent; no freakin' atom at all in the brain area! So any further instance of me using the term 'retard' is not to insult those who were born with mental deficiency, but to make fun of those without any to begin with, as well as the person at which the insult was aimed at because of something done relating to lack of cerebral activity.

Making fun of actual mentally deficient people is not funny n'or is it encouraged.

*end of disclamer*

Now, here are a few terms:

S.A.F.: Science au Futur. This is the deceptive name of the group where the retards flock together. They make their lollies and candy canes there to fund their operations as well as to convert unsuspecting victims into like-minded (an oxymoron, emphasis on MORON) retards. They are weak and dumber then dumbs of the dumbest dumb, but they are extremely resilient and display super-human ability to regenerate and reform from normaly fatal injuries like, but not limited to, disembowelment, beheading, liquification, mincing, pulverisation, incineration, and such.

Donald: He is the leader of the flock of Retards. Although he is not the one who organised the S.A.F. or who originated the retard movement. The only one who is known to be virtually unterminable. he is also the most dangerous of all of the retards.

A.D.: Anti-Donald. A group of young friends saw the unusual activity of the likes of the retards and started to go against them. They began using simple martial fighting and weapons, but further graduated to ballistic weapons. As time gon by, the government, seeing the threat before they did, also saw their good efforst and decided to fund them. They were joined by one of their agents, known as C.S., and got government funding. Soon after, all the members except C.S. got into weird situations that gave them super-human abilities (yes its cheesy comic book-like stuff, but hey! The storyline is great!). Here are them A.D. members:

Sam: Aka SamMaster. Guess who I based that guy from... he has greater stregth as well as the ability to catch on fire and throw it, like the human torche, but it works differently and it is much better. He is able to create a temporary super-hot mass (like a star's surface) within his hands after much concentrating his fire and throw it for a huge explosion. He can also do fire 'beams' and the likes, as well as fly. He is also very sensetive to heat signatures (more then modern heat-sensing things).

Dom: Aka Dom-X. His ability is to control energy, which is mostly displayed in the form of static. He can absorbe it and use it to heal quickly either himself or others. He can also create barriers to defend himself, as well as go in an all-ballistic electric-storm frenzy and energy beams. He is also able to pick up unusual energy signatures. he can also super-power his muscles. he can also fly.

Manuel: Aka Man (we were french darn it!). He has the ability to go fast as light and to teleport. He also glows yellow when he does or when he wants, and shoot light beams. Not much? Well when he wears blades on his
hands he can hurt others easily. He is also capable of seeing in near-blackness as if it was daylight. Another flyer.

Simon: Aka Sidark. He has the ablility of sonic energy. He can direct sonic energy in many forms that violently vibrates whatever it touches. He can channel it wherever and however he desires, even causing earthquackes or sonic shockwaves. Very sensetive to sound.

Steve: Aka Steve. He is very strong. He can also form ice around him any form he wants, like armor or pikes or ladders or whatever. He can also throw or direct ice pellets or balls or whaveter, as well as shoot ice beams and what not. He's sensetive to heat as well.

C.S.: Aka Capitaine Sadique. Hired by the government because of his quasi-superhuman intellect and later joined the AD. He invented a lot of things that are far beyond our time, like retro-plasma, instant molecular realignment, and jetpacks. he is also well-versed in the art of Katana using.

That's it for... ]]> ~sammaster http://sammaster.deviantart.com/journal/14564731/ http://sammaster.deviantart.com/journal/14564731/ Sun, 09 Sep 2007 16:51:44 PDT
I am the SamMaster (or Samuel as I am known in the real world). I am a computer technician that is also skilled in the use of Paint Shop Pro for doing stuff and also in making stupid comic strips with sub-par quality of drawings but better then that humor. I am also french so my writing might not be as it could, and I have big fingers so I make typoes easily.

So yeah...

I am a gamer as well. well no much time for it now, but yeah. I'll upload the stuff I made in the last.. what... decade and a half or something along that line. Its funny, I hope. Well she likes it so it must be good!

Oh who is she? she is... lemme loook up that dev code thing...

(thanks honey!)

So she is an amazing artist in many fields and she just corrected amazing. Hey we're in canada honey, we use "S" instead of "Z" like they do in the united states. We do. So where was I... ah well... look her up, she wants you to.

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