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2.Here comes the cold weather and my seasonal anxiety. Just that cold bite of the morning is enough to dread the whole day. I've come to realize however, depression is sometimes the best motivation to force the mind to escape. I'm sure that sounds like a cheesy horoscope but its true. Scorpio doesn't feeling like stinging today because he has scoliosis.

3.I hate being on the phone all day. I hate that trapped feeling of sitting in the cubicle. Sure I could stop whining and just quit, but what then? Back to retail? Back to the chocolate factory? I hate that place ever since Charlie took over.

4.Life has been good to me, I have a good woman and my future step-daughter thinks I'm pretty cool. I have been playing my new upright bass every night and I'm getting pretty good. My car runs and I love our new house... I've been eating way too much mexican food lately.

]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/21348227/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/21348227/ Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:00:42 PST
Our Halloween party was a success however. Great fun, good times, however our refrigerator is now out of commission and I have $6 to my name for the rest of the week. Wendy's value menu and water all week...Incredibly rash...not sure what that means but, yes, incredibly rash.

Scotty Out Of Body Experience

]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/19397422/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/19397422/ Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:30:42 PDT
I was going to post something big for my 1000th page view but recently I'm in the middle of moving into a new house therefore my scanner is in a box somewhere and I haven't had much time to work on anything . I'm really excited about the new house. I will have my very own designated workshop and I don't have to share it with a bunch of storage crap like christmas decorations, lawn mowers, and bicycles.

With that being said I would expect to get alot more work done once I get everything moved in. I recently purchased my 1st block of super sculpey and I can't wait to get my fingers into that stuff. I have so many ideas coming up lately that I could stay busy enough to maybe one day to quit my job and make cool stuff for a living. I mean living in a cubicle and talking on the phone all day is awesome and everything... but how nice it would be to actually live that life long dream.

Yeah my job kinda sucks ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/17755806/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/17755806/ Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:26:25 PDT
1.I hit a bird with my windshield on my way to work and killed it dead. A bit more amusing than the guy on his cellphone who bumped into the back of my car while sitting at the stoplight. For some reason I wasn't in the mood to listen to Prince Hits 2 anymore.

2.I've been looking for an excuse to call someone "a pair of clownshoes" but when the opportunity arises I'm speechless to some drunk "mullet having" redneck making fun of my hairstyle.

3.At work, they take away my weekends then wonder why I don't have more enthusiasm in my voice during my calls. Meanwhile, I envy the unemployed fat guy who sits around and plays nintendo at his moms house. Anything is better than being trapped in a cubicle.

4.I had a jar full of quarters and spent it all at the laundromat, the dryers never got my clothes dry after 5 cycles so now they're damp and soured. I want my quarters back, so I can waste them all in a claw machine that has no grip against plush toys wedged inside so tightly that no man could ever win... yeah, that is what I want.

5.I want an upright bass, a harmonica, and a ping pong table. Is that too much to ask? It is isn't it?

Have I mentioned that I hate my job? ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/17564848/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/17564848/ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:29:00 PDT
I officially hate my job. I hardly get to doodle anymore since my workload has gotten more full. I'm not gonna whine about it though. I answer phones all day in a cubicle, of course it sucks. Why wouldn't it? Blahh

I need a different job before I go postal. ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/16408396/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/16408396/ Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:07:50 PST
I'm still working the cubicle job and I've been doodling my ass off. I'm going to post some new stuff once I get all this stuff organized. I've been experimenting and using my 'freetime" to come up with some of my most ridiculous oddities to date. I'm actually starting to feel my style coming on for my comic/doodles. I've been using an average ballpoint pen and I've been doing some really smooth grey shading kind of similar to hatching. I'm not sure how well it will scan though since some of it is as light as pencil. There's something about a mundane job like this that I think I'm able to make myself escape to that special imaginary place.

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I HAVE THE PINK EYE... IN BOTH EYES ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15880587/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15880587/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:05:02 PST
After several months of unemployment I have landed a job and I start in a week. It will be my first cubicle job so I'm kind of nervous. Hopefully the job is really boring and I get to sit at a desk and doodle all day. I've recently been trying to learn Photoshop and it has been pretty frustrating since I've been using Paint Shop Pro for so long. I've been seeing alot of really clean and crisp work done by other deviants who use Adobe products. I'm starting to feel like I'm outgrowing psp. I try to mimick certain adobe techniques and styles but the end result usually ends up looking muddy and my layers don't blend well. I'm trying to adjust to Photoshop but within an hour or so I'm so mad I have to stop.

The dog is pissing me off. ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15681855/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15681855/ Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:55:29 PST
Man I've been sick for 11 days straight including my birthday when I had terrible laryngitis and all I wanted to do was sing karaoke. I had to find some lower pitch songs by Johnny Cash, Everlast, and I tried to do Smokestack Lightning by Howling Wolf but the song file was corrupted. My voice was shot. By the next couple of days my voice sounded like that old man on Family Guy who is always stalking Chris Griffin.

Here's some randumb thots

I get low self esteem every time I play tetris

Sunday night spells concoctions involving liquor and imagination to mix or chase it with

Just because it itches doesn't mean you should scratch it till it bleeds.

Mary was a virgin... before she got pregnant

House slippers that don't fit will slip off your feet and will inevitably cause you to step on cold,wet,or otherwise undesirable textures.

Terrorific !!! Being delighted by being scared shitless.

Is research something that is worth doing again?

Maybe you should re-read that last line.

The End ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15633841/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15633841/ Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:45:46 PST
It has been at least 3 weeks since I've had my own computer. I had to replace the hard drive and I'm having issues with an Operating System(long story) and my internet was all jacked up when I got it hooked back up (also long story) but anyway, I'm back and everything is running perfect except my sound. I'm sure it is a driver situation. But I'm thrilled to be back!

Woo Hoo!!! No More Public Library Computers !!! ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15270846/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15270846/ Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:53:43 PDT
My computer is down for a while so I'm relying on the library computers so I will not be uploading anything for a couple weeks. I do have a 3d pumpkin carving that I've done that won't be scanned in until after halloween. Sad isn't it?

HULLLLKKK SMMMAAASHHHH !!!!! ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15066265/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15066265/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:28:53 PDT
Woo hoo! 200 pageviews and 80 deviations! Thanks to all of you who have visited my DA profile. Extra special thanks to those who have left comments and gave me faves! I have some new stuff coming up that is more composition art than doodles or comics so keep an eye out. There are a couple of sculptures that I have nearly finished and a few other pieces that I'm putting finishing touches on. I'm also gonna start posting my jackolanterns this week.

If you are reading this thank you for that as well. Check out my previous journals if you get a chance. I'm pretty proud of the random thoughts entries.

Scotty Nobody

HULLLLKKK SMMMAAASHHHH !!!!! ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15058224/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15058224/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:24:23 PDT
I hate airbrush. I spent 128 dollars 2 years ago on a brand new Iwata Eclipse HPC. It took me a long time to pick it out because I've always had problems in the past with cheap brands. I read reviews and articles about this model and they all say it was easy to use, easy to clean, and was good for beginners and intermediate. I however, have problems every time I use it. I don't blame the airbrush, I just blame the relationship I have with airbrushes in general.

It worked for about 5 minutes today until it jammed up (which happens to me everytime I've ever used an airbrush) I tried to run the naptha through it like the instructions said but all that comes out is air and no liquid. So I take it apart and clean it all and I can't get it back together. I'm pretty sure that I know what parts go where... but they won't go. the piece behind the trigger loads from the rear and is supposed to stand up in the hole that it shares with the trigger. It refuses to stand up. I can push with all my might and it won't go. So I slightly bend it with a pair of pliers and it will finally fit.

So I figured my last failed attempt was because my paint was too thick. It seems like it sucks all the thinner paint through and leaves this gunky rubber stuff behind which is no doubt causing it to jam so I blame it on the acrylic paint .

So this time I use a brand name airbrush paint and thin it down and stir it like mad until my hand hurt. I tried to airbrush my test sheet and still nothing coming out. I'm trying really hard not to get frustrated because I have confidence that my investment was a smart buy.

I adjust the needle a bit and finally some paint came out ... for about 2 minutes and then jammed again. I kept repeating the process over and over. Dismantle, clean, reassemble, this time I use ink. Still no color coming out. I finally gave up before I become more angered and I destroy everything in sight. Besides I've already wasted 3 hours of my day making a mess. I know it is something I'm doing wrong, but it is still pissing me off.

HULLLLKKK SMMMAAASHHHH !!!!! ]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15007735/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/15007735/ Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:12:29 PDT
I'm looking for some artists on DA but I don't know what "category" it would fall under.

Basically what "style" I'm looking for is (dark humor) comic strips like Farside or maybe edgier stuff sort of like Robert Crumb but more modern, Similar to Lobo but a bit less hero-style, Tank Girl style is almost perfect.

As far as content, I'm looking for surreal, oddball, off the wall, bizarre, outsider kind of stuff. Maybe what I'm looking for doesn't exist, or maybe it is just hard to find because every time I type in Comics, or even underground comics, all this Anime,Manga, Japanimation keep coming up. Once in a while I find stuff that I "almost" like in Heavy Metal or Full Metal Fiction. Slave Labor looked like they had some cool stuff but I can't get any response from them.

If anyone knows where I can find this "seemingly underground" stuff, please let me know. If you know of a keyword or a publishing house that I haven't mentioned here that might help me find what I'm looking for, it would greatly be appreciated.

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1.Elizabethan collar on the dog at the foot of the bed at night in the cast of light from the television glows like a lampshade and makes me laugh and almost cry at the same time.

2.What if you sucked so bad that you couldn't draw a straight line with an etch a sketch?

3.the wooden snake killed its charmer with a splinter

4.I used to think I wanted a cigar store indian in my house but now I want a cigar store "New Deli" Indian.

5.I'd get arrested if I was as loud as that train that passes through here every 10 minutes...Christ, there it is again!!!

6.The Blue Man group showed up today and never finished painting my bedroom.

7.Medusa went to the hair salon to get a new haircut. It wasn't a problem of cruelty to animals as it was the fact that she accidentally turned all the beauticians into stone. oops

8.Carbonated beverages causing life threatening illnesses, but then a comet made of carbon hits the earth and the only people still standing are those who had built a tolerance to carbonation. However, the rest of them eventually died from life threatening illnesses caused by drinking carbonated beverages.

9.Scrap metal bandits took my aluminum siding that I had stacked in the back yard. It pisses me off because I was gonna use that to make a homemade redneck aluminum satellite dish to communicate with other forms of life.

10.The cockleburrs on my socks look fancy but they are very uncomfortable.

11.Why isn't there a Novemberfest?

12.I heard the guy from the Spin Doctors is Jesus for redheaded people.

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So I get in my car and drive uptown but there are all these people there and (as usual when I go uptown) there's nowhere to park. So I park in the grass of the courtyard and I run inside but I'm too late! They have chopped off her head ! But for some reason her head is still alive. The towns people are cheering. I grab her living head and I'm running out the door with it. Suddenly, I hear someone say "He's trying to save Sarah Silvermans head!!" This made Sarah laugh.

There's a chase scene of me running with Sarah's head instructing me which buildings to hide behind. The whole time she's acting like this whole thing is a big joke. She's still being a complete smartass and I can't stop laughing because I keep hearing "He's trying to save Sarah Silverman's head!!!!!!

I woke up and couldn't stop thinking about it.

The End

Scotty Nobody

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Apparently, I will trade artwork for prosthetics.


I watched the James Dean film "Giant" today. 2 people fall in love within minutes of meeting then get married the very second they get in Texas and seem to constantly argue. A woman was killed by a horse. A poor man strikes oil and becomes rich. A man marries a mexican woman which leads to a couple of terribly choreographed fight scenes. Then like 3 hours later the movie is over. If that's not bad enough James Dean dies for real only days later.


Ice Road Truckers...yeah, its freaking on again.

I drove 40 minutes yesterday only to find that Rax is now an abandoned building and there's nowhere else to eat except for places that are identical to the places in my town.


I also watched "Deranged" today. Nobody was killed by a horse, but a girl got caught in a bear trap.


I know how the earth was made . I saw it on tv . Before there were any forms of life on land there were these small single cell worm-like creatures that made feces that turned to these big rock mounds which released oxygen into the atmosphere and this is supposedly where all the oxygen comes from?!?!?!? Holy feces!!!

]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/14559857/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/14559857/ Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:16:25 PDT
I was listening to David Bowie and I was wondering, "why can't you say no to Beauty and the Beast?"


There's a pothole in front of the tire store...



Why does Buddy have no friends?



I got selected for jury duty... isn't that funny enough in itself?

]]> ~scottynobody http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/14455717/ http://scottynobody.deviantart.com/journal/14455717/ Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:23:22 PDT
It might be a nice day outside but I can't go out there in my underwear without getting arrested...

The fire at the tire store across from the music venue yesterday was apparently more interesting than the music being played. The photos I took of black smoke in the distance is hardly worth mentioning so I probably won't...

I recently got a haircut. I can't cure leprosy so there is no reason that I should be walking around looking like Jesus...

My girlfriend is a white girl with nappy hair... She's at work and I'm not. Her hair hasn't always been that way. We've been twisting it so she doesn't have to comb it anymore. I didn't have to comb my hair today because I don't have to go to work.


Scotty

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