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Now nothing really has happened to me other then:
- Becoming 17
- getting ready to start my Senior year
- finding out my best friend is bi and that she has a girl friend (shocker at first)

But I wrote this journal because I want to know about you, how has everyone been??? Tell me something about yourself.

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/24101671/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/24101671/ Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:09:06 PDT [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle . (I would have been crazy staying in the car!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (YES!!! and out of all the colors my hair has been, it has nevern been blonde!)

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (all the time)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (not my proudest moment)

TOTAL : 9

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 10

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] you have texted someone while sitting beside them in a class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I wish)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (what's that about? )
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 14


[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.


TOTAL: 17


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (It has Meaning!?!)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 23

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am __% Mentally ill.

My grand total times 4 -> 100 % LOL

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/23920071/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/23920071/ Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:22:34 PDT (x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 5

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 6

Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 9

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 13

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 17

Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 22

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 27

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 31

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 32

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (they are all over my computer table )
SO FAR: 35

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 37

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 41

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 44

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 48

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People.
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 51

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 53

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish (sounds so odd but if you go swimming in a lake or pond then it's bound to happen)
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 56

Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 59

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone ()
SO FAR: 60

Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 62

Level 25
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 66

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 69

L... ]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/23770586/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/23770586/ Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:57:12 PDT so I'm about 2 and a half months late but I'm finally ready to forget 2008 and a start 09 with a smile

[link]

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/23617100/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/23617100/ Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:01:42 PDT [x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I’m afraid of the dark. Although I love the dark, I fear it.
[ ] I can’t sleep in a room if the door is open
[ ] I can’t sleep in a room if the door is closed
[ ] I am homosexual.
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I’ve ran away from home
[x] I listen to political music.(some)
[ ] I collect comic books
[ ] I shut others out when I’m sad.
[x] I’ve stayed out all night.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I watch the news
[x] I love Disney movies.
[x] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[x] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[x] I am a sucker for blue eyes.(I'm just a sucker for eyes)
[x] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name.
[x] I’ve slipped and fell in public.( I did just that today!... I went to lean of a desk and missed it XD)
[x] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a real conversation (I was making fun of someone)
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well.
[x] I have worn pajamas to class.
[ ] I want a better job
[x] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[x] I love Dr. Phil.XD
[x] I like multiple people
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[x] I have tried a cigarette.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[x] I loved Lord of the Flies.(wouldn't say love)
[ ] I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[x] I have a lot of scars.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I like chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.( use to)
[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.
[ ] I play computer games when I’m bored.
[x] Gotten lost in the city.
[x] Thought of suicide before.(everyone has had one of those days)
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[x] Gone out in public in my pajamas
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a fist fight.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[ ] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] Bitten someone.
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[x] Crashed into a car. (saddly I was run on food.... had to have dental work done after that! )
[ ] Been to Germany.
[ ] Ridden in a taxi.
[ ] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
[ ] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[ ] Have a list of people you want to kill.
[x] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day.( I thisk so)
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Uuu..dur!!)
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten sushi.
[x] Cried in public.
[x] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn’t have.
[x] Thought of someone a lot lately.
[ ] Hate the world.(I love the world I just hate what some do in it and to it)
[ ] I think I’m really attractive.
[ ] I prefer winter over summer.
[ ] I am a geek.
[ ] I am a shopaholic.
[x] I am reasonably intelligent.
[ ] I am attracted to girls.( they're pretty just not my type.lol)
[x] I am attracted to boys.
[x] I like British accents.
[ ] I smoke regularly.
[ ] I smoke socially.
[x] I drink socially.
[ ] I drink regularly.
[x] I get drunk easily.(is 4 cups of pure Vodka easy?)
[ ] I do “drug(s)”.
[ ] I will never date a bad kisser.
[ ] I’ve lied to avoid kissing them again.
[ ] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
[ ] I am religious.
[x] I am not religious but have morals.
[ ] I lie frequently.
[x] I am impulsive.
[x] I am hardworking.(at times)
[x] I loved Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (of corse!)
[ ] She’s All That is one of my favourite movies.
[x] I am good at History.
[ ] I speak more than two languages.
[x] I enjoy taking pictures.
[ ] I like spending money on myself.
[x] I like spending money on others.
[ ] I ha... ]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/21970210/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/21970210/ Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:18:28 PST 2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie


Opening Credits:
"Hello" -Oasis (pure luck there )

Waking up:
"River below" billy Talent (lol I guess that would wake me up )

First Day at Highschool:
"Lies" -Billy Talent (so true... I was told that there were dragons in the 400 hallway.... total lie)

Falling In Love:
"suicide Medicine" -Rocky Votolato (it works)

Fight Song:
"Bad moon rising" -CCR

Breaking Up:
"Survive" -Rise against

Prom:
"Admit it!!!" -Say anything (I would LOVE to here this at prom!)


Life:
"Touch toucha touch me" -Rocky Horror picture show (haha, that made me laugh because what she's talking about can lead to life)

Mental Breakdown:
"Makeup" -Escape the fate (that song fits a little to well)

Driving:
"The approaching curve" -Rise against (it had to be that song!!! I guess thats a sign for me to never drive)

Flashback:
"I get it" -Chevelle


Getting Back Together:
"The end if the wourld as we know it" -REM (haha!!)

Wedding:
"(don't) Kill yourself" -The Spores (well that can't good )

Birth of Child:
"Cheer it on" -Tokyo Police Club


Final Battle:
"Teenage wasteland" -The Who

Death Scene:
"Reverse the curse" -Escape the fate

Funeral Song:
"Barroom Hero" -Dropkick Murphys

End Credits:
"The Beer" -Kimya Dawson

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/21756905/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/21756905/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:55:26 PST [ ] You watch anime.
[ ] You read manga.
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[ ] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime
[ ] People you know you as the 'anime person'.
[ ] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
ANIME/MANGA POINTS: 0

ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[x] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[x] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favourite brand.
[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[x] People actually ask for your drawings.
[x] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.(one of them)
[x] Instead of just 'brown' or 'ink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'. Or whatever.
[x] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[x] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.(artists)
[x] Your drawings have been framed.
[x] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
ART NERD POINTS: 14

MUSICAL NERD (should specify WHAT kind of music)
[ ] You play a musical instrument.(I wish)
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.( I would if I could play one!!!!! )
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[x] You listen to classical music.
[x] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[x] You have a favourite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favourite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.
MUSICAL NERD POINTS: 4

VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[ ] You play video games every day.
[ ] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.(I am not that bad... though I can't say the same for my dad)
[x] You have songs from your favourite video games on your MP3.
[x] You love to talk about video games.(I wouldn't say love)
[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[ ] Your gaming system is in your room.
[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.(thats due to me hating to lose or leave thing unfinished)
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.
VIDEO GAME NERD POINTS: 6

COMPUTER NERD
[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[ ] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces; : D XD XP D: ^_^ >.> and etc.
[ ] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[ ] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[ ] You have/have had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online.( god thats stupid.... sorry for those that do, do that but come on!)
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[ ] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.' (I have no Idea what that said)
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online (only to make fun of people that truly do it...)
[ ]You can type really, really fast. (nope! ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/21461713/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/21461713/ Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:09:15 PST

Here's a playlist:
What I got - sublime[link]
Bright eyes- Waste Of Paint[link]
Decemberists - 16 Military Wives[link]
Escape The Fate - Situations[link]
The City Drive-VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!![link] (and for those of you that remember the TV show 'Big wolf on campus' the lead sing is Merton!)
Rise Against - Last Chance Blueprint[link] (the little clips in the song are from the movie American Beauty[link])
Bullet For My Valentine "Cries In Vain[link]
Placebo - Meds[link]
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite[link]
Billy Talent - River Below[link]
The Weepies - Nobody Knows Me At All[link]

Greatest scene ever! [link]

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/20430222/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/20430222/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:33:14 PDT
1- Harold and Maude[link]
(and yes Harold is like 17 and Maude is 79 but they fit...the sex scene still creeps me out though)

2- The World According to Garp [link]
(This is also a great book!!)

3- The Science of Sleep [link]

4- Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind [link]

5- Duck Soup [link]
( got to love the oldies)

6- Stay Alive [link]

7- Dazed And Confused [link]

8- Elephant [link]
(Based on columbine high school shooting)

9- Reefer Madness [link]

10- Ed Wood [link]

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19938315/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19938315/ Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:35:54 PDT I just read an artical about 'Tree man. Tree man, if you don't know, is a man who's really name is Dede, when Dede was younger he cut his knee and it got itchy and he got a couple worts on his feet but he didn't think anything of it. Little did he know that he had gotten HPV (Human Papilloma Virus), but becouse another rare condition Dede’s immune system doesn’t function like a normal person’s, and the warts spread at pace, resulting in branchlike growths called cutaneous horns.
This is a kinda old story I know but they just got an update on him and I read it and felt like telling people. I guess I felt like sharing this because, well it could easily happen to anyone, maybe not to that extent, but to get HPV is very easily spread and just one cut you can get it. So I'm just trying to remind everyone to be carful and take care of your cuts and scrapes.
O by the way he is getting the warts remove to he can use his hands again.

Here's an artical about him [link]

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19902754/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19902754/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:04:30 PDT - Choose a singer/band/group
- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group
- Tag more people (let them know they've been tagged)

I choose .... Bayside:
(If the song name doesn't fit the song should )

1. Are you male or female?
Masterpiece [link]

2. Describe yourself.
THE walking wounded [link]


3. What do people feel when they're around you?
Devotion and Desire (yeah... right) [link]

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
Duality [link]

5. Describe your current relationship.
Tortures of the Damned [link]


6. Where would you want to be now?
Blame it on bad luck [link]


7. How do you feel about love?
Alcohol and Alter Boys [link]


8. What's your life like?
Carry On [link]


9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Winter [link]


10. Say something wise.
If You're Bored [link]

Taged:
EVERYONE!!!! Bwahahaha

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19812257/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19812257/ Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:13:25 PDT [link]
True there's no real point in me putting this one up other then the fact that I found it intertaining.....yeah

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19740893/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19740893/ Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:56:16 PDT [link]
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!!!
I'm with Phil on this one, its just fuck up.... no one tried to STOP the guy from doing it!! Come one poeple!!
and yea this is were I get most my news..go SXEPhil!!

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19494325/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19494325/ Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:23:00 PDT

[x] Smoked
[x]Consumed alcohol
[x] Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] Kissed someone of the same sex
[ ]Had sex
[x] Had someone in your room other than family
[ ] Watched porn
[ ] Bought porn
[x] Done drugs
TOTAL: 6

[x] Taken painkillers
[x] Taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] Lied to your parents
[x] Lied to a friend
[ ] Snuck out of the house
[x] Done something illegal
[x] Cut yourself
[x] Hurt someone
[ ] Wished someone to die
[ ] Seen someone die
TOTAL: 7

[ ] Missed curfew( don't really have one)
[x] Stayed out all night
[ ] Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] Been to a therapist
[ ] Been to rehab
[x] Dyed your hair
[ ] Received a ticket
[x] Been in an accident
[x] Been to a club
TOTAL: 4

[ ] Been to a wild party
[ ] Seen the Mardi Gras
[ ] Drank more than four beers in a night(don't really like beer)
[ ] Had a spring break in Florida
[ ] Sniffed anything
[x] Wore black nail polish
[x] Wore arm bands
[x] Wore t-shirts with band names
[ ] Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 3

1. Dressed gothic
[x] Dressed prep
[x] Dressed punk
[x] Dressed grunge
[x] Stole something(I was 6 and i didn't know what I was doing)
[x] Been too drunk to remember anything
[x] Blacked out
[ ] Fainted
[ ] Had a crush on a neighbor
[x] Had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 7

[x] Snuck into someone else's room
[x] Had a crush on your best friend
[x] Been to a concert
[ ] Dry-humped someone
[x] Been called a slut
[x] Called someone a slut
[ ] Installed speakers in your car
[x] Broken a mirror
[x] Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 7

[ ] Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] Been an R-rated movie in theater
[x] Cruised the mall
[x] Skipped school
[ ] Had surgery
[x] Had an injury
[ ] Gone to court
[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying
[x] Caught something on fire
[ ] Lied about your age
TOTAL: 5

[ ] Owned/rented an apartment
[x] Broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] Cheated on someone
[ ] Got in trouble with the police
[x] Talked to a stranger
[x] Hugged a stranger
[x] Kissed a stranger( on the cheek)
[x] Rode in the car with a stranger
[x] Been harassed
[x] Been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 7

[x] Met face-to-face with someone you met online
[ ] Stayed online for more than 12 hours
[x] Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ ] Watched TV for 12 hours straight
[x] Been to a fair
[x] Been called a bad influence
[ ] Drink and drive
[x] Prank-called someone
[x] Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] Cheated on a test
TOTAL: 6

Grand Total: 42
Yep, that's it. Do if ya want

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19175522/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19175522/ Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:50:10 PDT
But I'm changing the rules a little!

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Put a little bit of the music on there (doesn't have to be the first line)
Step 3: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 4: If you like the game, post your own.


1. "So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way."

2. "You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies.
Run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize.
Sweet little baby, I don't know where you've been.
Gonna love you baby, here I come again."

3. "Maybe this life is overrated
But I won't let the world burn around me"

4. "Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?"

5. "There's no morning after"
Dead End by In flames

6. "I was feeling done in, couldn't win"

7. "Cause in my head there's a greyhound station
Where I send my thoughts to far off destinations"


8. "I'm sick and I'm twisted
I'm broken you can't fix it
Don't make me, cause I'll do it
Red button and we'll all go"
River Below by billy Talent


9. "there's no one in town I know, you gave us some place to go"

10. "Deep inside these burning buildings
Voices die to be heard
Years we spent teaching a lesson
We ourselves had never learned"
Drones by Rise Against


11. "You said you'd be far away
But so is the sun and it still burns
You promised time would heal our wounds
But the scars will always remind us"


12. "..and she slurs no no just one more and one turns in to four."

13. "What ever happened to the young man's heart
Swallowed by pain, as he slowly fell apart"


14. "how blind can you be, don't you see that you chose the long road but we'll be waiting"
Bye Bye Beautiful by Nightwish

15. "What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me"

Done!!
(Again)

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19119553/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19119553/ Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:32:59 PDT here's his story so far:
-born in germany... preachers kid... two sisters and one brother...
-grew up in florida... surfer... ok student...bad allergies...
-started doing stand up... ucf graduate... lazy... no girlfriend... hit the road...
-home in los angeles on the beach...

QUOTES

"And no I‘m not on steriods. A lot of people say really? I don‘t think there‘s anyway you could be that funny without enhancement creams. And I‘m like no this is natural, I work out I hit the gym, yesterday I did ankles."


"The NBA... ahhh... If I hear another person say how the NBA got a black eye because Ron Artest got in a fight. The Detroit Pistons Vs. the Pacers the big brawl. If you could promise me that every game would end like that I would be a season ticket holder in a heartbeat. Are you serious? I‘m gonna have a fight at the end of the game? LET‘S GO! Sounds awesome..."


"A cup of water hit Ron Artest and he went crazy. I don‘t like to do jokes about stereotypes but we all know basketball players can‘t swim very well... All I‘m saying is that water might have hit him. He panicked, he thought he was drowning. What do you do? You head for higher ground, a fat white kid gets in your way? You friggin knock his arse out! He grew up with a pool... It‘s a theory, it‘s probably wrong."


"I am all for women who decide to get plastic surgery. Plastic surgery allows you the rare opportunity to let your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance... FAKE."

MORE DANIEL TOSH


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]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19102769/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/19102769/ Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:06:35 PDT Yep!!



Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No, has anything good ever come from it?
I was told a story once about this one Meth lab that the cops busted, behind the house was a shed and when the cops opened it they found the meth heads 4 year old who had be in there for weeks starving and the only thing she had with her was a dead puppy.



Abortion: for or against?
I"m against it, why kill a life when someone wants it.



A 2 month old child and a 65 year old man who has the cure for
cancer but hasn’t had a chance to announce it yet, one of them has
to die...who should survive?
The man with the cure for cancer.



Would our country fall with a woman president?
Nope, I we've almost made it throgh Bush.



Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes, well some of the time.



The Electric Chair?
No



Getting that shot that kills you instantly?
Lethal Injection better, I guess.



Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I don't see why not.



Do you believe in God?
Yes, but I don't believe that he's as harsh of a god that everyone makes him seem, If your a good person the he loves you.



Do you think its wrong that so many Mexicans are moving to the USA?
If their not just jumping the border yes, and if they truely want a better life.






A 12 year old girl has a baby..should she keep it?
If she is ready, I mean my friends grandma was 10 when she had her 1st kid (and got married)



Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?
It doesn't really change much.
But the way I look at it is that it's hard to lower the age because people are stupid a would go out and be .. well stupid. Look at other countries that don't really have a certain age to start drinking, they know better then to go out and get drunk every night.


Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes, my cousins husband is over there and he said that it was a mistake to came, there's no point in this war.


is illegal..do you agree?
A friend of mine died not to long ago b/c of an over dose of morphine patches, his mother gave them to him. she was charged with Assisted suicide Personal I don't thank a mother should ever give her son something like that ( if that answers the Question)

Do you believe in spanking your children?
I don't know I was spanked and I'm fine


A mother is declared innocent after murdering her 5 children, what do you think?
what thats just wrong


It's between you and a person who is being kept alive by life support machines..one has to die? Who?
I don't know if I die will the get of life support


Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
nope!

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18987302/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18987302/ Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:14:18 PDT Step 2: Post the first line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.


1. "Her fabulous invention, what strange imagination shown"
The Birthday Massacre - The Dream[link]

2. "When I disappear, do you fear for my sister and talk"
Brand New - Luca [link]

3. "In a crooked little town, they were lost and never found"
Billy Talent - Fallen leaves [link]

4. "Welcome to the war; a martyr's challenge
Chainsaw brutality tornado strength"
The Devil Wears Prada - Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over[link]

5. "Well mama told me, when I was young.."
Shinedown - Simple man [link]

6. "oh you touch my talala, emm my ding ding dong"
Gunther - The Ding Dong song[link]

7. "She clings to me like cellophane fake plastic submarine"
SR71 - Right now[link]

8. "close my eyes and move to the back of my mind"
The Used - yesterday feeling[link]

9. "you remind me of a man, what man, the man with the hex.."( hard one!! haha)
Atomic Fireballs - Man with the Hex[link]

10. "Bang! explosions in my head that just won`t quit"
Atreyu - When two are one[link]

11. "Well you're walkin and a talkin, and a movin and a groovin, and a hippin and a hoppin, and a pickin and a boppin..."
Steriogram - Walkie Talkie man
[link]
12. "Cry baby, cry baby, cry baby, Honey, welcome back home."(eww even harder)
Janis Joplin - Cry Baby[link]

13. "Creature Core you can't ignore I got a 5000 fingers of dead yeah"
Rod Zombie - Meet the Creeper[link]

14. "This world will never be what I expected"
Three Days Grace - Never Too Late[link]

15. " Love me cancerously, like a salt-sore soaked in the sea"
Ludo - Love me dead[link]

Done!!

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18863132/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18863132/ Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:34:04 PDT The singer sheds a tear, her fear of falling out
And it's hard to say how I feel today
For years gone by and I cried

It's hard to say that I was wrong
It's hard to say I miss you
Since you've been gone, it's not the same

My worries weigh the world, how I used to be
And everything, I'm cold, seems a plague in me
And it's hard to say how I feel today
For years gone by and I cried

It's hard to say that I was wrong
It's hard to say I miss you
Since you've been gone, it's not the same
It's hard to say I held my tongue
It's hard to say if only
Since you've been gone, it's not the same

Worse than the fear it's the lie you told a thousand times before
Worse than a fear it's the knife
But it's hard to say how I feel today
For years gone by and I cried

It's hard to say that I was wrong
It's hard to say I miss you
Since you've been gone, it's not the same
It's hard to say I held my tongue
It's hard to say if only
Since you've been gone, I'm not the same
It's hard to say (God, it's hard to say)
Since you've been gone,
I'm not the same


SONG FACTS:
This song has a tragic side to it. Lead singer Bert McCracken wrote it about his girlfriend, who at the time and she was pregnant with his child. After the song was recorded, she died of a drug overdose, killing their unborn child as well.

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18808802/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18808802/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:26:54 PDT I loved to go and look at the pics and one day thought
'hum... I should make one."

2: How often are you on dA?
every day,Usually

3: How many deviants have you met in real life?
1 that I know of.

4: What kind of deviations do you usually upload here?
everything, if I like it.
5: What's the usual theme for most or all of your deviations?
I don't have one really.

6: How long have you been doing your type of art?
My life!!

7: How often do you work on art?
When I can, Usually every day.

8: What kind of deviations do you normally favorite?
If I add it.

9: On average, how long does it take you to finish one deviation?
verys

10: What are your inspirations for your art?
everything words, music, nature, color, texture.....

11: How important is art in your life?
very

12: How is art going to be a part in your future?
I kinda like to be an art teacher, so very.

13: As an artist, what kind of things do you feel you need to work on in regard of your art?
I need to perfect my skills, and I'd like to learn more art history too.

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18591343/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18591343/ Sat, 31 May 2008 10:12:58 PDT
]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18533562/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18533562/ Tue, 27 May 2008 19:28:05 PDT and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire
he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun
i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend
i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall
i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit
and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
i ate every single one without noticing the mold
you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll
even though i'd never ever been in a band
i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared
of burning in hell well i was already there
and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train
and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill
then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out
i tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth
evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
you can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife
i guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
first i cried for him and then i cried for me
haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be
but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand
and the silver pink pony kisses me and says
you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
[link]

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18384769/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18384769/ Sun, 18 May 2008 14:41:16 PDT
[ x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. (I don't wish I do)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. ( not yet)
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have freckles.

-----------------------------------------• × • Family/Home Life • × •--------------------------------------------

[ x] I've sworn at my parents. (but its wasn't a fight)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ x] My biological parents are together
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday. ( yea.. a boy or twins, hopfuly boys)

-----------------------------------------• × • School/Work • × •--------------------------------------------

[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework. ( I should be right now)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

-----------------------------------------• × • Experiences • × •--------------------------------------------

[ ] I've gotten lost in my city. (never been in the city long eough to get lost)
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle. ( never found the need to)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. ( myspace, not a fan)
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yes!!!!!! I have it.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

-----------------------------------------• × • Relationships • × •--------------------------------------------

[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[x] I've gotten divorced. (kindergarden was a hard year!!)
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
( I keep thangs from all relationships)
-----------------------------------------• × • Honesty/Crime • × •--------------------------------------------

[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. ( after a 4 hour game of Monopoly you would too)
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school. ( for one day)
[ ] I've witnessed a crime. ( no but I herd it)
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

-----------------------------------------• × • Random • × •--------------------------------------------

[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs. ( I run from them [only spiders though])
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly. (hell no!)
[ ] I sing in the shower.( thin walls)
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. ( don't have a cell phone)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair. ( when its called for)
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day( I try)
[x] I bake well. (but I can't cook. lol jk)
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue ( why choose favrites when you can have them all!!)
[x] I've worn pajamas to school.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I am in love with love.
~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18358440/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18358440/ Fri, 16 May 2008 21:16:00 PDT I, like always, have nothing to say so here is a song that might make you happy too :

Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Once when I was celebratin',
I went to bed
I had too much to drink,
Woke up to an ugly head.
She turned over,
And I saw her face,
I screamed in surprise,
And I sprayed her with mace.
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
I jumped round and ran away,
I put on all my clothes.
And then I ran from the house,
I hit her I do suppose.
But she chased right after me,
She got into her car.
She didn't get there,
She looked like Jamie Farr.
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Although she was so ugly,
I took her anyway.
I used her to scare children away,
What the hey.
Boy it really worked good,
I remember that day,
That I took her to the dog park,
Then... what the hey!
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
I tried to forget it,
I tried to drink a lot.
Because she was so ugly,
She needed a name spot.
Then that day would come again,
That I'd meet her.
I was so scared,
It looked like someone had beat her.
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiii!

Its mean, but I love it!!

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18259484/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18259484/ Sat, 10 May 2008 15:18:48 PDT
Stephane: In dreams, emotions are overwhelming.

"P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose."

Stephane: It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
Stéhanie: I don't have a penis.
Stephane: But you have a left hand.

Stephane: Hi, and welcome back to another episode of "Télévision Educative". Tonight, I'll show you how dreams are prepared. People think it's a very simple and easy process but it's a bit more complicated than that. As you can see, a very delicate combination of complex ingredients is the key. First, we put in some random thoughts. And then, we add a little bit of reminiscences of the day... mixed with some memories from the past.

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18157044/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18157044/ Sat, 03 May 2008 23:27:37 PDT
#10 - HELPLESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE


"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine and a whole multicolored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers . . . Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon . . ."
—Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1971



#09 - EXTREME REALITY


"The Sixties were an era of extreme reality. I miss the smell of tear gas. I miss the fear of getting beaten."
—Independent on Sunday, October 12, 1997



#08 - LIVING PROOF


"Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusion of near-infinite possibility to erase the narrow confines of most men's reality. Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final."
—The Great Shark Hunt, 1979



#07 - DANGEROUS COMMODITY


"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973



#06 - DISCO


"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."
—Speech, University of Colorado, 1977



#05 - PURE GIBBERISH


"Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow—to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested . . . Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll."
—Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80s, 1988



#04 - FEAR


"We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a Terrorist sympathizer."
—"Extreme Behavior in Aspen," February 3, 2003



#03 - LAUNCHING PLACE


"My concept of death for a long time was to come down that mountain road at 120 and just keep going straight right there, burst out through the barrier and hang out above all that . . . and there I'd be, sitting in the front seat, stark naked, with a case of whiskey next to me and a case of dynamite in the trunk . . . honking the horn, and the lights on, and just sit there in space for an instant, a human bomb, and fall down into that mess of steel mills. It'd be a tremendous goddam explosion. No pain. No one would get hurt. I'm pretty sure, unless they've changed the highway, that launching place is still there. As soon as I get home, I ought to take the drive just to check it out."
—Quoted in St. Petersburg Times, February 22, 2005



#02 - PANICKED SHEEP


"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep."
—The Great Shark Hunt, 1979



#01 - EAT SHIT AND DIE


"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."
—Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80s, 1988

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18118656/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18118656/ Thu, 01 May 2008 14:22:39 PDT So everyone, how was your day!! I really have nothing else to say so here's some random shit I like to say:
1.) "Bwahahaha, Ooh you will see my silly little moo-moo cow, you will see!!! Hahaha!!!"

2.) "Hello 'LADIE'!!" ( If you put ladies at the end of anything its creepy! Try it.)

3.) "WHAT!!.. What do you mean by saying 'for-izzle my dizzle you bizzle'......... I'm so lost and n=my knees really hurt!!!"

4.) " When did they start putting 'E's on M&M?"

6.) " Batwing!!"

7.) Charlie - " I want a milkshake"

8.) Person #1 - "I want to lick your skin off"
Person #2- " I'd rather you didn't"
Person #1 - "But I want too!"
Person #2- " Please don't."

sorry to anyone that actully read that, I'm bord.

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18075446/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/18075446/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:58:33 PDT Sunday at 4:20 am ( the odds?) my grandma past away of liver failure. she was/is very loved and will be missed greatly.

]]> ~shumuffles http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/17937901/ http://shumuffles.deviantart.com/journal/17937901/ Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:14:02 PDT I love reading all the fan fiction put up and the art is great!!

Please be nice to mine I'm not very good, and still learning!!

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