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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 05:28:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ a beaten head, so hard it will hurt for weeks.<br /><br /> I don't know what you're using yours for right nowww<br />otherwise I'd be there.<br /><br />two eight, forcing your way through! <br />adding to the ache.<br /><br />what have we got to sayyyyyy<br /><br />'iiiiiiiiiiii'<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:59:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think that I have to read all books twice. <br /> Once, for the enjoyment and the second time to make sure I note and write down all the things I find fascinating, the interesting facts and sentences that I wish I could make stick in my brain. <br /><br />  for example , 'They were a matched pair, as country people used to say of horses' <br /><br />I hope that I turn into a pile of books of notes like these and that no one ever really understands why exactly they were chosen to be written down.<br /><br />Sentences and things that Do not conjure up feelings of anything except confusion<br />( for everyone but me )<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:21:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ the only thing I like to do is bathe.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:06:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sometimes I wish there was more words then there are.<br /> A word to describe the day. and one (only) to tell how I am feeling.<br />  It's a combination of so many things and .. nothing I can think of. <br /><br /> Always going to be things to go on and do. go on and be. <br />I don't know if this will blow over. In a few more months. In a few years. When I've studied more. When I graduate.  When I have more friends. When I'm making some money. When I move out of home. When i become.. good - I guess.<br />  <br /> There's no where to go from there. <br /><br /><br />I wish it was a recipe. add one and two and three and get happy. <br />I can't add one, if two doesn't agree. If three is unattainable.<br />There's no proof that it's all going to bake up fine, unless you do it. But did we try that already? <br /> Who knowwws. <br /><br />The point is. <br /> how do I help someone when; <br />a. It's the only thing I really want<br />b. they don't want my help  and<br />c.  the kicker. I can't help anyways. <br /><br />it's the kicker. and it's going to ruin everything .<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:35:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A lazy hair cunt (the word you never saay)<br />sick of the sun and shorts so short it's all you seeee.<br /><br />2008, the worst one yet.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:24:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Like a Celebrity who ran over my dog,<br />odd feelings. Stomach and chest eye and limbs.<br />It's all involved.<br /><br />I don't know how I feel about anyone anymore.<br /><br />From Adelaide and just out of highschool.<br />What I don't say says more.<br />Anything.<br /><br /><br />Goshhh.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:27:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I feel like my life is like that part in Almost Famous.<br />Where William is asked to take the laundry<br />and he zips up his pants and says<br />'What am I to you?'<br /><br />And it cuts to him, taking out the laundry. <br /><br />I want to be little. I want to be the tiny dancer, small enough to be held. I want to be taken care of. I want to be told things about myself that I didn't know. I want to be kissed and thought about. I want to be missable and loveable and holdable. I want spontaneity and I want plans to be in love for the rest of my time and his time and all the time there is. <br /> I want to be all of these things, but all I am is someone who holds and takes care of things. Who spends the money that should be saved for text books on trying to make things fun and happy because I don't know how else to please.<br /> I want to light up rooms and have people like me.<br />I want some friends. I want someone to talk to and tell my problems because all I have is this little space to type what I'm thinking and the thought in my silly, uninteresting head that I should call him and tell him how I feel.<br /> Because he's the only person I've got to tell, and now he's pretty much gone.<br />In a shower of gold coins and a fight about the alcohol that was going to make this saturday night a little bit less of a drag. <br />  I keep getting mad because I can't get what I want from him and from anyone because I'm not who I want to be .<br />I never going to be treated like I'm great because It's not something you can work your way up to, or discover the secret to. It's something that I will never have.<br /><br />I want to be the robot (spelt wrong then, but not now, on purpose) with some love in his pocket. I want hope and I want to be someone.<br /><br />I want to make someone happy. <br />and I don't know how<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:50:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I will be pretty busy for the next few years, studying at university to become Dr. Lawrence, hee<br />
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I will still be using my camera a whole lot, but like recently, I'll be keeping the results to myself. <br />
<br />
 I always visit Deviant Art for pretty things and inspiration, so I wont be completely missing<br />
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<br />
oh, My boyfriends lovely dad lent me a great film SLR<br />
The only thing I couldn't figure out was how to make the film wind back.. <br />
 I keep forgetting to ask for the manual. I'm silly<br />
I might submit some of the photos I took with it if I get the film developed sooon<br />
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: D<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'll be new </title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:00:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Last night and today have been full of the best feelings.<br />
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I am looking forward to so many thingsss.<br />
So excited.  I want to start now now now .<br />
<br />
he hee, You have no idea.<br />
<br />
Eveything is going to be new : D<br />
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My life is getting cleaned.<br />
wonderfulprettynew.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:19:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i want to be like you.<br />
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jungle book or anything.<br />
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p.s favourite and don't comment and I'll kick you in the face.<br />
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love.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i want</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:34:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ thinner legs.<br />
lemonaid.<br />
this month to end.<br />
naked weather.<br />
better dental floss.<br />
conversation skills.<br />
new feet.<br />
phone calls.<br />
books.<br />
pretty skin.<br />
<br />
<br />
and it's my birthday on the 25th of this month, so wrap me up all of these things.<br />
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<a href="http://www.myspace.com/127490789">[link]</a><br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tea.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":tea:" title="Tea" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:45:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today was too many things.<br />
40 eggfruit. 40 tomato.<br />
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<br />
and working out i'm allergic to my own tears. <br />
 I get a rash where they sit when I cry .<br />
too much of that.<br />
<br />
I'll have to be friends with the weight I've gained, to keep from being lonely.<br />
<br />
I miss so many things.<br />
I miss freinds being friends, not just people I know everyting about. <br />
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I've got nothing left.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>no'sence.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 03:13:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ in the supermarket, working up the courage to go and get what you're in there for.<br />
95 hours worth of white powder.<br />
lemonaid for cheap wine. <br />
public transport  to english<br />
making love.<br />
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happy teeth life. <br />
i love you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 21:35:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my mother just set her recipe for asparagus salmon tart on fire and now our house smells like ash.<br />
I wish it was like this all the time.<br />
i want to fling open doors and tell you how I feel.<br />
I like to keep it in though, it keeps me feeling tired.<br />
and that's the only thing I like to do.<br />
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sleep<br />
sleep<br />
sleep. <br />
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                <title>whoring.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:36:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://holga.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/o/holga.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="holga" /></a> <br />
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<a href="http://shitfriends.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="shitfriends" /></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:49:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ hurting other peoples feelings since 1989.<br />
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everything is begining to be less about photography and more about how i feel.<br />
like crap at present, by the way.<br />
commitmentphobia is not gender specific, so says wikipedia.<br />
i read too much. <br />
year twelve can fall in a hole. <br />
D:<br />
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I just payed for a holga camera in hongkong to use for a school assignment.  hope it gets here soon. I will have no idea how to use it.<br />
helpmee..<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tea.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":tea:" title="Tea" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 23:17:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My ~<a class="u" href="http://shitfriends.deviantart.com/">shitfriends</a> and I have an account together. <br />
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[ shitfriends is an endearing name <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> ]<br />
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Merry Christmas.<br />
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ps. read Perfume. It's not very exciting, but it's like nothing else I've read before. It's nice. <br />
<br />
+ wikipedia says<br />
'The whole town becomes one large orgy, due to the perfume made from the women's smells, which surrounds him like a divine aura.'<br />
<br />
'The song "Scentless Apprentice," by the American rock band Nirvana, was inspired by Perfume.'<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Young Again.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 23:44:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wearing these pants, watching hanson videos on youtube and playing Uno all weekend makes me feel young again. <br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYKb5KkNYH0">[link]</a> . <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N__-7kAw_mA">[link]</a>  <br />
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Lovelove :]<br />
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ps. How are you?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 23:58:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Most people have an above average number of legs. The mean number of legs is going to be less than 2, because there are people with one leg and people with no legs. So since most people have two legs, they have an above average number.<br />
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Wikipedia is better then you. ]]></description>
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                <title>:]</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:51:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my kitty has been making noise like she's drowning :[<br />
she's going to be okay though, because she's pretty. <br />
<br />
I get to borrow a fancy film camera from school this weekend to practice before I use it for an assignment. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />
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I haven't taken any photos for the longest time.. My two maths teachers currently own my soul. [10 lessons of  maths each week kills me]<br />
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<br />
Things to pray for;<br />
My computer [he might not make it]<br />
Kiwi Teawi [you make it sound so good] <br />
Spice. <br />
<br />
<b>OH NO: </b><br />
a roll of film I used this weeked was just ruined. Life hates me. ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:57:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ they only want you when you're seventeen. ]]></description>
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                <title>Love</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 19:54:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Biochemically, romantic love may be indistinguishable from having severe obsessive-compulsive disorder..." <br />
[REFERENCE: "Alteration of the platelet serotonin transporter in romantic love," Marazziti D, et al, Psychological Medicine, 1999 29th May]<br />
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<br />
by the way! <a title="Bring George Michael To Australia." href="http://www.petitiononline.com/GM2006/petition.html">Please Sign this <3</a> because it's my birthday next week and I love you :] ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:35:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I need two more weekends to recover from this weekend. <br />
my lungs are black and my liver has disolved.<br />
bring on the 7 day week. <br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> marilyn<br />
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p.s  I am an old woman. [currenlty having hot flushes and suffering from back pain] I am a monarch and a spinster. <br />
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glue owns my soul. ]]></description>
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                <title>bleeh. Boring thing.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:22:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HOW GIRLY AM I?! Each one of these represents a percent. If I put an 'X' in one of the brackets, it's one more percent of girliness!<br />
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[ ] my fingernails/toenails are almost always painted<br />
[ ] during the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops<br />
[ ] my favorite toys as a child were barbies <br />
[ ] my favorite colour is pink or purple <br />
[x] I did Gymnastics<br />
[ ] I love skirts<br />
[ ] hollister is one of my favorite places to shop<br />
[ ] tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear <br />
[ ] I love chocolate<br />
[ ] I've never had a real job<br />
TOTAL: 1<br />
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[ ] my hair is almost always straightened<br />
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures <br />
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week <br />
[ ] I love to hang out at the mall with friends<br />
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earrings <br />
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon<br />
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim<br />
[x] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes<br />
[x] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach<br />
[ ] I change my icon weekly<br />
[ ] I wear a shower cap<br />
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TOTAL: 2<br />
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[ ] I don't shop at Hot Topic <br />
[ ] my cell phone might as well become a part of me <br />
[ ] I wear mascara everyday <br />
[x] I've been or am on a diet <br />
[ ] bathing suits are adorable<br />
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.<br />
[x] big sunglasses are hot [not the ugly kind.]<br />
[ ] I have gotten my nails done before<br />
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels<br />
TOTAL: 2<br />
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[ ] all I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys<br />
[ ] I love to have gurls do my hair<br />
[ ] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends<br />
[ ] I hate bugs<br />
[ ] carnivals are so fun!<br />
[ ] Summer is THE best season <br />
[x] my swimsuit has 2 pieces<br />
[x] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor<br />
[ ] musicians are so hot [ not all of them :/ ]<br />
[x] you write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours <br />
<br />
TOTAL: 3<br />
<br />
[x] I am self-conscious<br />
[x] I cry often<br />
[ ] my car smells like vanilla or cherry<br />
[ ] my dishes get washed more than once a week<br />
[x] I don't do sports<br />
[x] I HATE to run<br />
[x] I squeal when i am surprised or angry<br />
[x] I eat dried fruit as a snack<br />
[x] I love romance novels<br />
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute<br />
<br />
TOTAL: 7<br />
<br />
[ ] I dance a lot. <br />
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house <br />
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products <br />
[ ] I love to get dressed up. <br />
[ ] Every part of my outfit needs to match. <br />
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends. <br />
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot <br />
[x] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day [ only because they're all crusty XD]<br />
[ ] I wish I were a model <br />
<br />
TOTAL: 1<br />
<br />
[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton <br />
[ ] I have been something that was semi. :/<br />
[ ] I own Uggs<br />
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music<br />
[ ] I pop my collar :/<br />
[ ] I like to be the center of attention <br />
[ ] guys with Mohawks are crazy <br />
[ ] horses are beautiful <br />
[ ] I'd rather not pay attention in school <br />
[ ] Cats are adorable<br />
<br />
TOTAL: 0<br />
<br />
[ ] I write my own music<br />
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii <br />
[x] Valentine's day is so cute! <br />
[ ] white is better than black <br />
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black <br />
[x] my closet is STOCK FULL of clothes<br />
[ ] hate the grunge look<br />
[ ]I love to read magazines <br />
<br />
TOTAL: 2<br />
<br />
[ ] I love to gossip <br />
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid.<br />
[ ] I love Celine Dion<br />
[ ] my bubble baths are 1-2hrs long<br />
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned<br />
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.<br />
[ ] I like little kids <br />
[ ] Diet drinks are the best <br />
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian<br />
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonalds <br />
<br />
TOTAL: 2<br />
<br />
[ ] I check my MySpace everyday<br />
[x] I have a lot of jewlery!<br />
[ ] my screen name(s) have x's in them<br />
[ ] either one of my myspace names has/had <3's or in them<br />
[ ] I would never want to be the opposite sex <br />
[x] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it<br />
[x]I have more than 3 pillows on my bed [yey. pig pillows are love]<br />
<br />
TOTAL: 3<br />
<br />
23% girly!<br />
[what a might good man i make flower children. ]<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /><br />
<br />
<b>9 Firsts...</b><br />
- First Best Friend: Karina. primary school. bleh.<br />
- First Imaginary Friend: I had two at the same time. they had the same names as my two of my cousins bec... ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:10:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ picking the same topic for two essays that are together worth 45% of the grade makes for a lovely end of semester A. at least it would if I weren't so distracted by Dai, you lovely little Korean Gangster you. oh, how I heart your violent and homosexual tendencies. You are love.<br />
Someone lend me $20 so that I can buy the next book. <br />
If the next two weeks don't kill me, the fact that i'm only six weeks into my 'msn, you don't own me program' will.  <br />
I wish we had some ice-cream. <br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
<br />
mountain dew makes me happy [in the pants] <br />
Productive procrastination, almost a good thing. <br />
 bleeeh. It's 5:30 and i still haven't finished even one of the 600 assignments and essays I said I would write this weekend. Damn you other tasks I put off for so long that needed doing [not really] today.<br />
I organised my wardrobe so that all my pants and shirts are colour matched and neatly arranged. <br />
I also watched three more eppisodes of Chobits [which I said I wouln't do untill the homework was done]<br />
<br />
your nasal is my favourite part of you *prods stomach*<br />
do you mean navel? :/<br />
i do. ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:24:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ that other thing was to damn long!<br />
by the way, the party is at my house this weekend!<br />
yesssss! only because there was no where else to go. <br />
we are teh saaad. <br />
<br />
I going to sleep. [ i'll see you on the flip side <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" />]<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /><br />
<br />
i'm the queen of the door, who'd make a good french man.<br />
my baby coloured socks are dirty and there's vomit in the garden. <br />
<br />
bleeeh.<br />
my head aches. <br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> blacklungs. ]]></description>
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                <title>yebored. again</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:31:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I took this from Johnnnn. <br />
.bleh. boring. <br />
<br />
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.<br />
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.<br />
[ ] I have many scars.<br />
[ ] I tan easily.<br />
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.<br />
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.<br />
[ ] I have a tattoo<br />
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.<br />
[x] I have/I've had braces.<br />
[x] I wear glasses.<br />
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.<br />
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.<br />
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.<br />
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears<br />
[x] I have freckles.<br />
<br />
Family/Home Life<br />
<br />
[x] I've sworn at my parents.<br />
[x] I've run away from home.<br />
[x] I've been kicked out of the house.<br />
[ ] My biological parents are together.<br />
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.<br />
[-] I want to have kids someday. [maybe. i dont think so though]<br />
[ ] I've had children.<br />
[ ] I've lost a child.<br />
<br />
School/Work<br />
<br />
[x]I'm in school.<br />
[x]I have a job.<br />
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.<br />
[x] I almost always do my homework.<br />
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.<br />
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.<br />
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.<br />
[ ] I've stolen something from my job<br />
[ ] I've been fired.<br />
[x] I've skipped school.<br />
<br />
Embarrassment<br />
<br />
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.<br />
[x]Disney movies still make me cry.<br />
[x]I've peed from laughing.<br />
[x] I've snorted while laughing.<br />
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.<br />
[x]I've glued my hand to something<br />
[x]'ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.<br />
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public<br />
<br />
Health<br />
<br />
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment.<br />
[ ] I've gotten stitches.<br />
[xxxxxxxxxxxx] I've broken a bone.<br />
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.<br />
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.<br />
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed<br />
[ ] I had a serious surgery<br />
[ ] I've had chicken pox :[<br />
<br />
Traveling<br />
<br />
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. <br />
[ ] I've been to Canada :[<br />
[ ] I've been to Mexico.<br />
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.<br />
[ ] I've been to Japan.<br />
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />
[ ] I've been to Europe.<br />
[ ] I've been to Africa.<br />
<br />
Experiences<br />
<br />
[x] I've gotten lost in my city. <br />
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.<br />
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.<br />
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower. <br />
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.<br />
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator .<br />
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts<br />
[x] I've been to a casino.<br />
[ ] I've been skydiving.<br />
[x] I've been an abuse victim.<br />
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.<br />
[x] I've played spin the bottle<br />
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.<br />
[ ] I've crashed a car.<br />
[ ] I've been Skiing<br />
[x] I've been in a play.<br />
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.<br />
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.<br />
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.<br />
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.<br />
[x] I've played chicken.<br />
[x] I've played a prank on someone.<br />
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.<br />
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.<br />
[x] I've eaten Sushi.<br />
[ ] I've been snowboarding.<br />
[ ] I've been bungee jumping.<br />
<br />
Relationships<br />
<br />
[x] I'm single [yey! for the first time in a long time <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />]<br />
[ ] I'm in a relationship.<br />
[ ] I'm engaged.<br />
[ ] I'm married.<br />
[ ] I've had someone cheat on me.<br />
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.<br />
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.<br />
[x] I miss someone right now.<br />
[ ] I have a fear of commitment.<br />
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.<br />
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.<br />
[ ] I've gotten divorced<br />
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.<br />
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.<br />
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did<br />
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship. <br />
<br />
Sexuality<br />
<br />
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. [yey! i found out the name of the hot girl at school i've been stalking! it's alice!]<br />
<br />
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher. [come back from Japan, I love you]<br />
[ ] I love to flirt.<br />
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.<br />
[x] I've hugged a stranger.<br />
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.<br />
<br />
Honesty/Crime<br />
<br />
[ ] I am a terrible lia... ]]></description>
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                <title>yeybored.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 01:55:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.<br />
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.<br />
Use the song title as the answer to the question.<br />
NO CHEATING.<br />
<br />
1. How does the world see you?-  'Flower - Eels' <br />
<br />
2. Will I have a happy life? 'White Christmas - Chris Isaak' <br />
<br />
3. What do my friends think of me? - 'Woman - Wolfmother' <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br />
<br />
4. Do people secretly lust after me? - 'Everlong -FooFighters' <br />
<br />
5. How can I make myself happy? - 'Wham Rap! - Wham' <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
<br />
6. What should I do with my life? - 'I can't win - The Strokes' :/<br />
<br />
7. Will I ever have children? - 'Little Boys - devendra Banhart' <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /><br />
<br />
8. What is some good advice for me? - 'Tonight I wanna cry - Keith Urban'  i have keith urban music? :/<br />
<br />
9. How will I be remembered? - 'My Friends - Red Hot Chili Peppers' <br />
<br />
10. What's my signature dancing song? - ' Don't cry for ME argentina - Me first and the gimme gimmes' :/ <br />
<br />
11. What's my current themesong? - 'Girls and Boys - Blur' <br />
<br />
12. What do others think is my current themesong? - ' I go hard, I go home - Presets' hahaha. <br />
<br />
13. What shall they play at my funeral? - 'You can kill the protester but you can't kill the protest - Anti-Flag' <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bucktooth:" title="Bucktooth" /><br />
<br />
14. What type of women do I like? 'The Ha Ha Wall - The Libertines' [women are awsome <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" />] <br />
<br />
15. How's my love life? - 'Red Dust - Iron and Wine' <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
that wasso much fun.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sneeze.gif" width="25" height="16" alt=":sneeze:" title="Ah... ahh.. ACHOO!" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 00:10:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ giant candy, you own my soul. ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 05:10:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ $12.59<br />
<br />
64.days<br />
<br />
[<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/orange.gif" width="17" height="28" alt=":orange:" title="Orange" />] ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:03:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://gopolaroid.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/o/gopolaroid.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="gopolaroid" /></a> <a href="http://go-retro.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/o/go-retro.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="go-retro" /></a> <a href="http://80sclub.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/8/0/80sclub.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="80sclub" /></a><br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 17:12:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I showed a baby around my room last night.<br />
My boy friend doesnt love me any more and I got an A on my design assignment. <br />
<br />
Haligh, Haligh.<br />
<br />
<br />
I don't have any time for things. <br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>&lt;3</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:32:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just took my first polaroid photo. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />
yey. new camera.<br />
Our house is goingto be littered with these things.<br />
I think i'm getting sick.  <br />
<br />
My sisters cats kittys died. Everybody mourn.<br />
I can't see straight. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>bug love</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:38:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>nothingss</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2006 00:32:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was looking around my bathroom today and it is like one giant advertisement for Dove products. I have never noticed it before!<br />
Two of my uncles came over this weekend, it was so great to see some family again. <br />
Philip is the most interesting man.. he talks about the most amazing things like they're nothing. His pugs name is Elizabeth and he lives right on Sydney Harbour. <br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bug:" title="Bug" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2006 22:13:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My sister had her baby yesterday! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
He's so cute! I got to stay in the delivery room and watch!<br />
I was the ice girl. and I got to push a fancy red button!<br />
There was lots of blood and I saw a placenta.. how cool am I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bleh.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bleh:" title="Bleh" /><br />
My sister wanted me to take photos but I didn't get to take many.. I was trying to stay out the way of all the medical people. The baby had trouble breathing at first but he's doing good now <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
<a href="http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=logan2copy0fq.jpg">Logan</a><br />
<br />
[my mum made that thing.. yeah, she spelt length wrong. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />] ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:18:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I stole this from .uhh.. i forgot.<br />
You choose a band and then answer all the questions using titles of their songs.<br />
Bright Eyes. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
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--------------------------------<br />
<b>Are you female or male:</b><br />
Lua<br />
<b>Describe yourself:</b><br />
Ship In A Bottle<br />
<b>How do some people feel about you:</b><br />
Lover I don't have to Love<br />
<b>How do you feel about yourself:</b><br />
Poison Oak<br />
<b>Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:</b><br />
It's Cool, We Can Still Be Friends.<br />
<b>Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:</b><br />
We are nowhere, and it's now<br />
<b>Describe where you want to be:</b><br />
Southern State<br />
<b>Describe what you want to be:</b><br />
Old Soul Song<br />
<b>Describe how you love:</b><br />
No Lies, Just Love<br />
<b>Describe how you live:</b><br />
At The bottom Of Everything<br />
<b>Share a few words of wisdom:</b><br />
I want to be a shower in the morning<br />
That wakes you up and makes you clean. ]]></description>
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                <title>BABIESSSSS</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 06:02:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ MY SISTERS BABY WAS DUE TODAY! <br />
<br />
[ if that's not a reason to yell and write journal entries, I don't know what is]<br />
<br />
OMG! The little bitch wont move. [ You wont ever prove I said that <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /> ]<br />
I hope he gets out soooon. If not they have to enduce him on friday the 3rd [ BIG DAY OUT. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /> ]<br />
<br />
He better be cute. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> <br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bleh.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bleh:" title="Bleh" /> babies dont like me. ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:56:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ we grew up tougher [ born into attitude ] <br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <br />
<br />
-stolen<br />
<br />
I am[currently in love with everyone who says my name out loud]<br />
I want [to meet some one who thinks about -things- as much as I do]<br />
I need [a new place to live]<br />
I can't [wait] <br />
I have [never been this lonely] ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2006 05:27:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am going shopping tomorrow to buy new things for school. <br />
yesss. yess. folderssss! [ i'm such a little whore for folders ] <br />
I can't wait. I love it when they all match and line up well.  <br />
[oooooh my. the coloursss.] <br />
<br />
<br />
From the archive of things that were said today and tonight :-<br />
 <br />
*'freddy mercury is the ugliest man alive' <br />
'freddy mercury is dead'<br />
*'yeah, I know' <br />
<br />
twiiiiitch. <br />
<br />
<br />
[I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> you. pretty boooooyyy wonder ] ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 23:18:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Happy New Year<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:16:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I want to live in a danielle steel book [or movie] ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2005 02:34:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> eeee. I can't wait untill tomorrow. I'm going to Melbourne. Melbourne is the most awsome place.. Melboune is like the vegiterian city of Australia.. Adelaide would have to be the old woman city. Hahaha. Adelaide is such poo. [she wears shawls and has cats I know it] <br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /> I wish my iPod would work. It's so pretty.. pretty things should work. I hate pretty things.. they make me jealous.. but omg they're so pretty. I love you. <br />
I'm going to demand they fix my iPod for free! [and by that I mean make my mum go down there with her scary face on to make them fix it for free] I'm so. goddamn bored.<br />
'Saturday night at the moviesss, who cares what picture you see'<br />
That is the most annoying song. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br />
I got a new memory card today. 250 photos is so much prettier than 8. I heart pretty things. heart heart heart.<br />
I'm in such a pretty mood. We have 17 messages on our answering machine right now. [oh my] <br />
I wont let my mum delete then because there's one on there for me that I want to listen to over and over and over again untill the machine dies. It's such a pretty message. It's all for me. It says my name and everything.. right at the begining. I heart when people say my name. I heart saying I heart things.. It makes me feel all tiny and adorable. I feel like if I had blond hair and big fat fabulous eye lashes people would give me candy and tell me I'm 'such a pretty giiiiirlly'. <br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />-----<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />------<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>;-;</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 23:53:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My my blind strings. Chewed on and pulled. <br />
Take it away before I make it snap.<br />
Heavy eyes, are painted and blown apart. <br />
Forgetting how to walk. ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>First day of my life.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2005 18:16:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is the first day of my life<br />
Swear I was born right in the doorway<br />
I went out in the rain<br />
Suddenly everything changed there<br />
Spreadin' blankets on the beach<br />
<br />
Yours is the first face that I saw<br />
Think i was blind before I met you<br />
I don't know where I am<br />
I don't know where I've been<br />
But I know where I want to go<br />
So I thought I'd let you know<br />
Yeah these things take forever<br />
<i>I especially am slow</i><br />
But I realise that I need you<br />
And I wondered if I could come home<br />
<br />
Remember the time you drove all night<br />
Just to meet me in the morning<br />
And I thought it was strange<br />
You said everything changed<br />
You felt as if you'd just woke up<br />
And you said,<br />
This is the first day of my life,<br />
I'm glad I didn't die before I met you<br />
But now I don't care I could go anywhere with you<br />
And I'd probably be happy.<br />
<br />
So if you wanna be with me<br />
With these things there's no telling<br />
We just have to wait and see<br />
<i>But I'd rather be working for a paycheck<br />
Than waiting to win the lottery</i><br />
<br />
Besides maybe this time it's different<br />
<i>I mean I really think you like me...</i><br />
<br />
<u>Brighteyes</u><br />
<br />
<br />
[ <i> I could tell you why every line makes me think of him</i> ] ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Content.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:15:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I feel very content right now.<br />
It feels odd. Not much seams to be going right<br />
but i'm comfortable.<br />
I feel like i've stopeed wating for life to start<br />
and have gone on a date with her instead. <br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/date.gif" width="36" height="22" alt=":date:" title="Date" /> < life and me. <br />
<br />
she's not as bad as I thought. : ) ]]></description>
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                <title>Saturday</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 17:14:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The city is so goddamn full when it's padgent day!<br />
[and they're all going the opposite goddamn way to us]<br />
<br />
<a href="http://img389.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img05106sm.jpg">[link]</a><br />
go there to see hamish in a hot hat.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://img304.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img04296lm.jpg">[link]</a><br />
and there to see jennas awsome new pants.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img05096nh.jpg">[link]</a><br />
and theeeeere to see my awsome eye wear <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /><br />
[ and new Keroppi earings <3 ]<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2005 23:00:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ God Damn it.<br />
Is a new kitchen appliance and $50 every July worth it?<br />
You are <u>not</u> in the middle. There should be no middle.<br />
Fuck.. Where's your loyalty?<br />
I hate you so much right now. <br />
Understand this - It's her or us. And if it's not us.. <br />
<br />
You're killing her. I hate you <u>so much.</u> She's all I've got. ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 22:13:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wake up snarly face.<br />
I've got something to tell you.<br />
 'If we walk away, they'll walk away.'<br />
<br />
 - - - - <br />
fruity hydration on the go <br />
- - - - - <br />
 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bucktooth:" title="Bucktooth" /> Call me Emmylou.<br />
<br />
[ If beauty is a skill, I want to learn.<br />
If grace is a skill.. Fuck you! I dont want to be Graceful! ] <br />
<br />
I am, a comma whooore.<br />
- Okay, okay! and a folder whore!<br />
[ unscrumpled paper is my friend. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /> <br />
<br />
<br />
Omg. Look.. your name > <u>Andrew</u>. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /><br />
<br />
Someone buy me the yellow fishnets from that asian table outside the shoe store!<br />
<br />
Birds without legs.            Bald Teacher.<br />
Coloured Scalp.               Chunk Wars. <br />
Wet with gravy.               O.E.O.E.<br />
Ass Mask.                      Temple Poker.<br />
Bingo Hall.                       Head Weep.<br />
Tomato Feet.                  Burn the Metal Bobbin.<br />
Imigrants.                       Bat Flaps.<br />
Tent Along.                      Man Fringe.<br />
Decimal Tea.                    Non-Fiction General<br />
Layer Shard.                     Wig Bugs.<br />
Goat Funeral.                     Drool Pile ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title> I was taged. : /</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:18:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ random factsttstctss!<br />
<br />
1. I just went running so I'm sweaty and I smell bad!<br />
<br />
2. I started selling my old crap on ebay..  I made $123.76 today. I've only sold 6 things so far and I have piles and piles left. <br />
<br />
3. Earlier today when I was vaccuming I sucked up a red paper crane. <br />
<br />
4. I got a job the other day at Kmart.. and I'm so excited because eventually I will get a staff discount card and they sell the best cookies in the world there. I heart Kmart cookies.<br />
<br />
5. Noone ever sends me emails.<br />
<br />
6. So far i've had all the side effects of the pills i'm taking except the one that I hoped for. <br />
<br />
7. When my mum went to Japan I went to live with my sister. My sister gave me $20 and told me I could spend it on anything I wanted. I bought an electric toothbrush and it made me so happy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bucktooth:" title="Bucktooth" /><br />
<br />
8. When Mel and I went to see Hanson I cried a little because I was so excited. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/happycry.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":happycry:" title="Tears of joy" /><br />
<br />
9. I've never had chickenpox and I really want to get them. People say it's fun to pick the scabs out your hair and I want to know what it's like.<br />
<br />
10. I think I'd be a really different person if I'd stayed at my old school at never met ~<a href="http://teh-smaug.deviantart.com/">teh-smaug</a><br />
<br />
11. I have to wake my mum up in four hours so she can get ready for work.<br />
<br />
12. I used to looove going to sleep over at Blakes house bcause his mum would let me eat anything I wanted. Now I don't like going there so much because Blake has pictures of naked women in his room and he doesn't like to play with Lego anymore. <br />
<br />
13. I think the reason I sneaze so much I because I'm allergic to dogs. I don't want to tell my mum that tough because she might take Scotty away. cry<br />
<br />
14. I'm wearing underwear that's to small. The only reason I bought it is because it's awsome colours!<br />
<br />
15. The Yoyo I used to have was blue and It smelt like blueberry! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
16. Sometimes I wish that my dad would miss me, or that he would die so that he has an excuse for not thinking about me.  <br />
<br />
17. I think orchids are the ugliest things in the world. <br />
<br />
18. I hate sleeping with socks on but I hate other people seeing my feet because they're so ugly.. so when I'm at some elses house I always have trouble sleeping.<br />
<br />
19. My sisters having a baby soon an I reeeally hope that she lets me dress him up in weird little outfits!!<br />
<br />
20. I get really scared when I hear Dr.Phil say that ' the same sex parent is the single most influential person in a childs life'! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hmm.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":hmm:" title="hmm" /><br />
<br />
Tagtagtagtagtag : everyone, ever! ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:30:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just pretend like I was never here ]]></description>
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                <title>This one's for you.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 23:11:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Back and forth that voice of yours keeps me up at night<br />
Help me search to find the words that eat you up inside<br />
I go side to side like the wildest tides in your hurricane<br />
And I only hide what is on my mind because I can't explain.<br />
<br />
What if I do love <br />
What if I don't? <br />
I'd have to lose everything just to find you<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/surrender.gif" width="33" height="20" alt=":surrender:" title="I surrender!" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:47:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I love this mindset.<br />
I want to sit and lay and lie and leee.<br />
untill it<br />
slips of the edge and I<br />
can't stand this.<br />
so-so dreamy and turning<br />
pink from the inside out.<br />
it's autumn skin and winter hair.<br />
but not like you think. <br />
<br />
           <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:13:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry for Uploads uploads.<br />
I visited my Aunty on the weekend.<br />
My dads sister.<br />
Gasp<br />
<br />
I wish she didn't rush me inside.<br />
She had such awsome things to take photos of.<br />
Just.. things.<br />
And I could only fit <br />
13 photos on my silly.<br />
Damn it.<br />
Memory card. ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2005 20:46:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ New hair.<br />
new hair.<br />
new hair.<br />
<br />
I feel like i'm from Texas.<br />
<br />
<br />
<a href="http://img396.imageshack.us/my.php?image=newhaair7qw.jpg">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Howdy y'all. ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2005 00:55:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holy Crap.<br />
I'm 16 now. eeee.<br />
and I bought some new sleeves today. <br />
Halelujah. <br />
I can't wait untill it gets a little warmer. <br />
Crazygreen winter. has lasted forever.<br />
I still love it though <3<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Holy. Waa!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2005 02:06:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Guess what!<br />
guess what.    omg. Guess what. <br />
<br />
eeeeeeeee. <br />
New Camera.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />
It's sitting right here! <br />
Can you believe it? Ican'tIcan't! <br />
<br />
Jodie is the happiest person in the world right now.<br />
Happy. Happy. Happy. <br />
eee. Moore than Happy.. I'm Heppy even! <br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bucktooth:" title="Bucktooth" /> Canon. EOS 350D<br />
Oh. My. Fuck. <br />
<br />
OH. MY. FUCK. <br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /> <br />
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p.s It will take me about ten years to read the instruction manual and learn how to use him.. <br />
but oh well. He's Here and I love Him. ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Vacuuming is. So Hot</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 08:19:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm trying something new.<br />
I'll let you know if it works out becasue.<br />
If it does. It will. Change. Everything.<br />
<br />
Oh my. God.<br />
I'm Excited.              For so many different reasons.<br />
I think I will burst.<br />
           ( BURST )<br />
poeruefdlkvhv. pru t. eoiwue.<br />
  Okay. I'm containing myself. <br />
<br />
Do you know what would be. Awsome?<br />
a really. Large<br />
Square. Room.<br />
With carpet and to much dust to imagine.<br />
Vacuuming. Is so Hot. <br />
eeeeeee. I want to  vaccume large dusty rooms forever.<br />
Or. at least untill they're clean. <br />
<br />
(thenwecanmakedirtyonthefloor<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/i/ignore.gif" width="26" height="15" alt=":ignore:" title="Ignore" />)<br />
<br />
Vacuuming turns me on.<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/crazy.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":crazy:" title="Crazy" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:28:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMFG.<br />
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I'm Excited. ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2005 09:23:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Numerology-<br />
<br />
There are 17 letters in your name.<br />
Those 17 letters total to 77<br />
There are 8 vowels and 9 consonants in your name.<br />
<br />
'Your restless and impatient attitude may keep you from staying with any project for too long. Sometimes you can be rather erratic and scatter yourself and your energies. As clever as you are, you may have a tendency to make the same mistakes over and over again because much of your response is glib reaction rather that thoughtful application. You are in a continuous state of flux brought by constantly changing interests.<br />
 You have a very good mind that is especially well equipped to handle the higher, more abstract forms of thought.You may be too sensitive and overly emotional. In some cases, these sensitivities and emotions are quite repressed, and this tends to add even more to the sense of nervousness in the makeup.'<br />
<br />
eeeee. My birthtree is Elm<br />
How weird is that.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~simple-jonus</author>
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