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        <pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:32:39 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>GOLD!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:28:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So McKinley is reviewing the Transformers video game for work. Apparently there is a "Golden Optimus" and "Golden Megatron" character. We have decided that the real reason behind the Cybertronian war is that Optimus and Megatron were once lovers, but Megatron cheated on Optimus with Starscream. And now, whenever they get within kissing distance of each other their armor turns gold and Stan Bush's "The Touch" starts playing in the background. <br /><br />*drunk post*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*EDIT*: why does this keep happening to me??</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:03:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *EDIT*: They found my bag!!!!! I get my robots tomorrow!!!! I was absolutely convinced it was gone forever!<br /><br /><br /><br />Bot-Con was awesome. Got to see Peter Cullen and David Kaye (aka Armada Megatron) and I HEARD <a href="http://cyndilovespiccolo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/y/cyndilovespiccolo.gif?1" alt=":iconcyndilovespiccolo:" title="cyndilovespiccolo"/></a> (If I had known you were going to be there I totally would have stalked you!!) BUT the airline lost my luggage and all the lovely robots I bought are GONE. All I have left is my Matrix of Leadership necklace and a Decepticon pillow... *sigh*... and now I am going to drown my sorrows in cheap sake because McKinley will be in LA all week for E3 and I have no one to cuddle!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>RUM</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:21:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Is there anything better than getting drunk in the middle of the day?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>big blue penis</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:54:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rorschach was the only good part of Watchmen. Period. Oh course the experience of was kind of ruined because ALL AROUND ME there were middle-aged gay guys loudly gasping every time the screen was full of big blue penis. Rorschach was awesome though. He's the cutest little Irish man under that mask!<br /><br />I need to be writing a paper on "induced pluripotent stem cells free of viral reprogramming" but I can't, it's making my head hurt. <br /><br />Still sick.<br /><br />END.<br /><br />*edit* Throat Coat tea tastes NASTY.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>F-ING WONDERCON!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:31:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WONDERCON!!!!<br /><br />Wondercon was awesome. I met Jayne from Firefly and the guy who voiced Optimus Prime in Armada/Energon/Cybertron AND the guy who voiced Grimlock in G1. Damn you hooligans for stealing my camera!!! I didn't get any pictures <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />BUT I finally got G1 Jetfire. And I sent in my registration form for Bot-Con. Motherfucking Bot-con. I can die after attending BOT-Con.<br /><br />STUPID COUGH WON'T GO AWAY!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>alone</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:58:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ All my roomates moved out and we haven't found new ones yet so I am all alone in a big empty house. Which is creepy and awesome at the same time. I can stomp around in my boots and eat ice cream naked in the living room and watch late night TV as loud as I want... but every night I'm convinced that someone is trying to break in. We have this big rusty cleaver that I've taken to sleeping with...<br /><br />I got my insurance money! I can buy new things!... but instead I am putting it towards Bot-con which is in CA this year, YAY!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Baby Mama Drama</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:24:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, so. I live in a dorm house and the guy who USED to live in my room has a baby mama. He moved out about a year ago but Baby Mama does not know this. Baby Mama had been in jail and just recently got out AND there is a custody hearing on Wed so Baby Mama decides to send a message to Baby Daddy by trashing his room. BUT, it is no longer Baby Daddy's room it is MY room. So I come home from seeing the family on the East coast to find all my dvds and video games missing along with my TV, Playstation, PSP, and various other things including my freaking blankets off my bed. AND they knocked everything thing off the shelves threw all my dirty laundry all over the room and the trash from the trash can AND. AND... they peed on all my stuff. FUCKING PEED ON IT. I don't know. It was OBVIOUSLY not HIS room anymore, but I guess they decided to trash the room anyway to 'send a message'. Whatever. At least I had all my really valuable stuff with me. My one roomate had her laptop and X-box360 stolen. And MOST IMPORTANTLY they didn't take any of my transformers although a few of them got damaged. Ugh. We don't any evidence it was Baby Mama, but it makes the most sense. Needless to say I am staying at McKinley's until the custody hearing is over and Baby Mama knows FOR SURE that Baby Daddy doesn't live there any more.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cell Biology</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:11:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Could someone please shoot me in the face? <br />That'd be AWESOME!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Halloween</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 11:21:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ugh... Halloween. You know those pre-packaged mixed drinks? Yeah, don't buy those. They taste too good and have too much alcohol. I had at least 5 last night and I am HURTING. So it's off the Island Cafe with Phillip because macadamia nut pancakes with coconut syrup cure hangovers....and cancer.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:58:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ At first, having a mouse in my room was cute. But now it's just getting annoying. He poops on the floor and keeps me up at night... it's like having a kid. We have one in the kitchen too. Can I borrow someones cat?<br /><br />This is why it sucks being house manager. It's my responsibility to collect rent, deal with drama and wage war upon any intruding vermin. I'm not getting paid enough for this.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Awkward</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:34:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Meeting the boyfriends parents.... yeah, that was weird. It doesn't matter if they're nice or not, it's still always awful and awkward and weird. Having to sit there and KNOW that the other two people across the table from you are judging you, everything that you do and say. <br /><br />ALSO, this is my final word on Kiss Players. Every TF fangirl who says they hate Kiss Players is a big fat lier! They don't HATE Kiss players, they are JEALOUS of Kiss Players. Tell me you don't want a giant pet robot who has to follow you around and whenever they need to transform they have to make-out with you?? Tell me you haven't always wanted to say : "Soooooo... you wanna Transform Starscream??, guess we'll just have to make-out for a while!"<br /><br />P.S.~Pac-Man is the SHIT.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>mice</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:05:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG MARGARITAS!!!! Me and my roomates (all 8 of them) just got back from Chevy's where we all drank too much and professed our love for each other. <br /><br />School is already awful. I have chapters to read and problems to do and alsdkfhlasdfljkalsdjf. BUT, my mama is designing me a new Starscream tattoo!! And I'm flying back home in Nov so she can give it to me! I can't wait to get it! <br /><br />There's a mouse living in my room. He just ran across the floor. This is what I get for living in the basement. What should I name him?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:57:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My boyfriend is totally jealous of Starscream.<br /><br />I don't want to go back to school. I'm 23 and I'm still in stupid school.... and I still play with toy robots.<br /><br />Had to have a cavity filled... WILL THE DENTAL WORK NEVER END! I've had more needles shoved in my gums this month than I care to remember.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OWWW!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:10:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I had my wisdom teeth taken out today. I was fine until JUST NOW, all the novocaine they shot into my gums (with great big fucking needles) just wore off. And they wouldn't even give me any good meds cause I'm a young person, which means I'll abuse them or sell them on the street so that I can buy even BETTER drugs.... ugh. <br /><br />Now I am at home and I have nothing to do except lay around and be swollen and cuddle my Starscreams.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WATCH IT!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:04:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ have you all seen this: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0SOfOKxNU0&NR=1">[link]</a><br />because you really need to.<br /><br />NEED to.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Finals</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:56:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sleep is for the weak.<br /><br />Must stay up. Must study. Study all the pretty molecules. <br /><br />I never get to enjoy my birthday because of stupid, stupid finals.<br /><br />Pretty, pretty molecules. I've had too much caffeine. aaaaaand I need to memorize the citric acid cycle and about a million enzymes by tomorrow morning.... not happening.<br /><br /><br />*edit: metallic sharpies are the SHIT.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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