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                <title>Done.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:22:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Done. Bye.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Las Vegas</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:24:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am leaving for Vegas on Friday. Anyone wanna go?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stencils + Spraypaint</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:35:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm really into stencils and krylon right now. Anyone wanna see?<br />
<br />
Okay, I added two stencil experiments. Let me know if you like them. I'm new to this so that's why they aren't very good. Export more subversion soon. ]]></description>
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                <title>Composition?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 23:22:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ How come every Daily Deviation description laudes the use of "excellent composition" or "an example of great composition"? Rarely is there anything good about the composition. Almost every "example" has the focal point smack in the middle of the fucking canvas. How is that good composition?<br />
<br />
These idiot admins need to stop dropping words that they've heard used to describe art for these lame DDs. I'm embarassed for them. ]]></description>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:01:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ... ]]></description>
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                <title>It feels so good</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:48:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It feels so damn good to be back on a desktop. If I only had a laptop, I'd definitely go crazy. My desktop is finally rebuilt and respectable.<br />
<br />
550w of pure anadulterated power<br />
AMD Athlon XP 3200+<br />
Asus A8N-SLI Deluxe<br />
1GB PC3200 RAM<br />
X-Fi Audio Sound Blaster<br />
GeForce 6800GT PCI Express 256MB (SLI!!!)<br />
<an empty slot for my next 6800GT <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> ><br />
120GB Maxtor<br />
80GB Maxtor<br />
200GB External Maxtor<br />
<br />
Next on my checklist are 7.1 surround speakers, a DVD burner, another GB of RAM, and some SATA HDs.<br />
<br />
Damn, that is sexy. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Rippers</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:26:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Have you noticed those incredibly lame DA "Expose Yourself" advertisements on every user page lately? The latest one of the guy in the trench coat is a complete and utter ripoff of an a poster that has circulated, at the very least, Ireland for years. I bought three of them when I was there in 1999. <br />
<br />
Inspired? Bullshit. That's a blatant rip. <br />
<br />
Not only that, the little "Expose Yourself" thing is really, really lame. ]]></description>
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                <title>Shut up already</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 17:10:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm rarely around DA anymore, in part because I don't have much to submit lately. School is taking up a lot of my time and there's little left for personal work. But when I do stop by to see what's new, I'm completely STRUCK by how idiotic each description is for the Daily Deviations. Christ, whoever writes those just screams "I'm trying desperately to sound like I'm both smart and know what I'm talking about." They are failing miserably. That's for sure. ]]></description>
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                <title>What?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 22:22:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Please leave me a comment and let me know that you're alive.<br />
<br />
1. What are you doing?<br />
2. What do you want to do next week?<br />
3. How will yesterday affect your artwork tomorrow?<br />
<br />
I love hearing from you so please leave me some love. Take care, everyone. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>10,000 Pageviews</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 11:59:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wow. I must have eclipsed the 10,000  Pageviews mark last night while  sleeping.<br />
<br />
I didn't even notice that I was  approaching that milestone. A lot of  people on my friends list left me in  their dust but I'm gaining some ground  now!<br />
<br />
Thanks to everyone who stops by here  from time to time.<br />
<br />
Currently, I'm involved in:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.smellkid.com">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.patrickkeefe.com">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.pixelex.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Check it</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2005 13:38:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.t-shirtcountdown.com/t-shirts/index.php?vote=3371">Do yourself a favor.</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>R E L O A D</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 14:07:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Why would anyone pay for a subscription  to DA when the site is this slow no  matter what?<br />
<br />
Asinine.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Smellkid.com - an exercise in freshness</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2005 13:13:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Get fresh, bitches.<br />
<br />
New site is online - ready and hoping  for an early Spring.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.smellkid.com">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.smellkid.com">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.smellkid.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Failed-Reality.net</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 05:32:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.failed-reality.net">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.failed-reality.net">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.failed-reality.net">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.failed-reality.net">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.failed-reality.net">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Yes. ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Halloween</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2004 18:59:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Happy Halloween, everybody. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
What are you going to dress up as this  year?<br />
<br />
Last year I was a giant bottle of  ketchup. I can't decide what to be this  year. Any ideas? ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>GO CRAZY, FOLKS!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 20:58:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ GO CRAZY, FOLKS! GO CRAZY!<br />
<br />
The Cardinals win the penant! We're  going to the World Series! ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Yes, please.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2004 11:25:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, DA, please continue to reward <b> terrible</b> composition and use of color  in the Daily Top Favs. I like to see  how <i>not</i> to create truly functional  design - it keeps me grounded in the  principles that firms hire for.<br />
<br />
I love this place. It's so...goofy. ]]></description>
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                <title>A sad day</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2004 09:16:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think today is a sad day in Missouri.  Ammendment 2 was voted through and now  there is a constitutional ammendment  against gay marriage. It was already  illegal in Missouri but now there is an  ammendment to the constitution, which  is MUCH more difficult to overturn.<br />
<br />
Civil rights are civil rights. If you  vote against gay marriage, you'd vote  against equal rights for blacks in the  50s.<br />
<br />
Why does this fucking state have to be  so ignorant? Come down from the hills.  The world won't hurt you if you just  learn about it and befriend it. Fuck. ]]></description>
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                <title>Deviant Prints?</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/2938218/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2004 00:09:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Is it just me or is there no way to  check out and actually buy prints? I  saw two prints that I wanted for my  wall and I can't figure out where to  checkout.<br />
<br />
I am having the worst fucking night. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>perspective</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2004 16:46:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I need a vacation - rather, I need to  travel. I need a change in perspective  for a bit. I think this apartment and  the daily routine are stagnating my  creativity. I can't seem to break out  of it. This might be the longest  creative block I've had and it sucks.<br />
<br />
My sister and I might go to San  Francisco in August for a little  getaway. I've never been California and  my parents always tell me how much I'd  love San Francisco so why not?<br />
<br />
I'll be heading to Ireland for the  third time in the Spring and I can't  wait. My sister is going to school in  Galway for a semester. Galways just  happens to be my favorite place in the  world so how could I skip a chance to  go hang out there for a few weeks. I'll  probably go onto London after that. <br />
<br />
Hopefully <a href="http://boheme.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/boheme.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="boheme" title="boheme" /></a> will come see me for a few  days.<br />
<br />
In design news - I'm nearly finished  with the layout and construction of the  first edition of Here & Now, a guide to  St. Louis. That also means that I'm  about to get paid. Logically, the next  step is that I'm going to buy this  beautiful dresser for my room. It's  dark wood with clean lines and amazing  silver pulls that cascade from each  drawer. I'm a furniture junky.<br />
<br />
Well, it's time for the 4th of July  weekend of drunkeness to continue.  Happy 4th to everyone. Take that  England. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fucking scripts</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:00:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holy fucking shit on a hoagie. I just  spent two and a half hours trying to  get rid of a god damn script that was  forcing my homepage to some home brew  search page - with lots of links to  such wonderful items as Viagra, Penis  Enlargement, Xanax, Breast Enhancement,  Mortgage Refinancing - and many more  great things I hear about through spam  in my email every day.<br />
<br />
I'd like to personally thank whoever  writes these great little programs. No  matter how many times you change your  homepage in IE or how many times you  delete the files responsible...they  keep coming back. It's a good thing  they replicate themselves in case I  accidently go deep into Windows and  delete them. Man, that would be AWFUL!<br />
<br />
So anyway, I'm probably going to  purchase a clean gun from about 5  blocks north of my place and go find  anyone who has ever written one of  these scripts. I won't kill them but I  plan on mutilating their genitals with  a .45. ]]></description>
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                <title>Updates</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2004 15:02:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been really busy lately and it  doesn't look like the work will end  anytime soon...which is a good thing.<br />
<br />
I got a job doing layout and design for  a magazine here in St. Louis. It's a  local guide to clubs, bars, and  restaraunts. That means I get to eat  and drink for free a couple of times a  month. They're also paying me really  well so it's not a bad deal at all.<br />
<br />
I also had an interview with a national  design agency - Group360 - at their St.  Louis office. It went really well and  they loved my work. I expect to hear  back from them sometime this week. More  than likely, I'll do some freelance  work for them to see how I work with  their designers. If it goes well, I  might get hired full time.<br />
<br />
Things are looking pretty good I'd say. ]]></description>
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                <title>today</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2004 08:33:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Last night I slept on the floor of an  apartment empty aside from my computer.  I had dreams that I was bleeding from  my nose and mouth while someone burned  a bed where a girl slept.<br />
<br />
I'm certain there was a baby somewhere  in my dreams and I'm also certain it  wasn't a positive experience. Talons  maybe.<br />
<br />
I don't remember now. My back hurts.<br />
<br />
The new Slipknot album is pretty sweet  though. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>resource.smellkid.com</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2004 00:13:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://resource.smellkid.com">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://resource.smellkid.com">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://resource.smellkid.com">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Check my new resource page for a  shitload of useful links for designers  and artists.<br />
If you'd like to affiliate, let me  know. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hump.gif" width="27" height="17" alt=":hump:" title="Humpin that leg!" /><br />
<br />
<a href="http://resource.smellkid.com">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://resource.smellkid.com">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://resource.smellkid.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Pop-ED.net</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2004 11:33:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Pop-ED.net (<a href="http://www.pop-ed.net">[link]</a>) is a monthly e-zine  dedicated to pop culture, politics,  fiction, and forum discussion.<br />
<br />
The site just went online today after a  couple of months of hard work. I did  the layout and site construction while  my dad and uncle wrote the content.  Check it out. ]]></description>
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                <title>So much good new music</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2004 02:31:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There's so much great new music  dropping lately.<br />
<br />
I'm listening to:<br />
<br />
Godsmack - The Other Side<br />
Breaking Benjamin - We're Not Alone  Here<br />
Flaw - Endangered Species<br />
The Crystal Method - Legion of Boom<br />
<br />
I love when I get a ton of new music  right when spring hits. It makes me  smile so much more. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Gambling</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2004 23:16:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I can't help it. I love Budweiser and  shooting craps in Tunica. Especially  since I won this weekend.<br />
<br />
Mmmm....dice. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Falling asleep at the wheel</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2004 14:41:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Jesus, I can't believe people pay for a  DA subscription when the site is  absolutely as slow and broken as it can  be...at ALL times.<br />
<br />
I hope paying users get priority  access. If not, I'd be super pissed  off.<br />
<br />
I can't even view deviations anymore. I  don't blame DA as much though. I blame  all you fucktards who constantly treat  this site as a BLOG. Stop bogging down  the system with complete trash. Webcam  pics of you and your fat friends are  ruining this site.<br />
<br />
I do place some blame on DA though. If  I had the power, I'd be banning those  users left and right until they stopped  coming back. Maybe the admins are more  concerned about the high deviation  count than they are about performance. ]]></description>
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                <title>Thanks</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2004 20:27:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thanks to everyone who commented on my  latest submission. I don't have time to  reply to all of you because of the  funeral and such but I really  appreciate it. ]]></description>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 20:02:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Sacrifice the ego before it's much too  late...</i> ]]></description>
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                <title>Journal</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1939094/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2004 12:15:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is my journal.<br />
<br />
<br />
Here is an entry.<br />
<br />
It's not as empty as you think. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>hahhahaha</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1907401/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:35:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ __+My new portfolio site is online -  patrickkeefe.com <a href="http://www.patrickkeefe.com">[link]</a> - check it,  bitches.<br />
<br />
__+Proud Member of <b>Neosynthesis</b> <a href="http://www.neosynthesis.net">[link]</a><br />
<br />
<a href="http://smellkid.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/m/smellkid.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="smellkid" title="smellkid" /></a> <a href="http://boheme.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/boheme.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="boheme" title="boheme" /></a> <a href="http://neosynthetic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/neosynthetic.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="neosynthetic" title="neosynthetic" /></a><br />
<a href="http://electrikvoice.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/l/electrikvoice.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="electrikvoice" title="electrikvoice" /></a> <a href="http://brokendoll.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/r/brokendoll.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="brokendoll" title="brokendoll" /></a> <a href="http://epiphany.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/p/epiphany.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="epiphany" title="epiphany" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://morningrise.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/morningrise.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="morningrise" title="morningrise" /></a> <a href="http://dholms.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/h/dholms.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="dholms" title="dholms" /></a> <a href="http://musickrazy57.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/u/musickrazy57.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="musickrazy57" title="musickrazy57" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://nighty.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/i/nighty.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="nighty" title="nighty" /></a> <a href="http://nemmy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/nemmy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="nemmy" title="nemmy" /></a> <a href="http://uk13.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/k/uk13.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="uk13" title="uk13" /></a><br />
<br />
__+Currently <b>Dueling</b>:<br />
<br />
no one<br />
<br />
__+Lame <b>Deviant-ism</b> of the week:<br />
How incredibly gay the admins sound in  EVERY daily deviation description. Word  to the wise - STOP trying to sound  eloquent. You're obviously not.<br />
_______________ ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>ARGH V-day</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1838468/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2004 12:41:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ __+My new portfolio site is online -  patrickkeefe.com <a href="http://www.patrickkeefe.com">[link]</a> - check it,  bitches.<br />
<br />
__+Proud Member of <b>Neosynthesis</b> <a href="http://www.neosynthesis.net">[link]</a><br />
<br />
<a href="http://smellkid.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/m/smellkid.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="smellkid" title="smellkid" /></a> <a href="http://boheme.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/boheme.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="boheme" title="boheme" /></a> <a href="http://neosynthetic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/neosynthetic.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="neosynthetic" title="neosynthetic" /></a><br />
<a href="http://electrikvoice.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/l/electrikvoice.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="electrikvoice" title="electrikvoice" /></a> <a href="http://brokendoll.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/r/brokendoll.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="brokendoll" title="brokendoll" /></a> <a href="http://epiphany.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/p/epiphany.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="epiphany" title="epiphany" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://morningrise.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/morningrise.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="morningrise" title="morningrise" /></a> <a href="http://dholms.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/h/dholms.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="dholms" title="dholms" /></a> <a href="http://musickrazy57.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/u/musickrazy57.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="musickrazy57" title="musickrazy57" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://nighty.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/i/nighty.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="nighty" title="nighty" /></a> <a href="http://nemmy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/nemmy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="nemmy" title="nemmy" /></a> <a href="http://uk13.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/k/uk13.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="uk13" title="uk13" /></a><br />
<br />
__+Currently <b>Dueling</b>:<br />
<br />
no one<br />
<br />
__+Lame <b>Deviant-ism</b> of the week:<br />
The fact that 80% of the thumbnails in  every gallery fail to load. AWESOME!<br />
<br />
_______________ ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>patrickkeefe.com</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1797902/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2004 19:58:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ __+My new portfolio site is online -  patrickkeefe.com <a href="http://www.patrickkeefe.com">[link]</a> - check it,  bitches.<br />
<br />
__+Proud Member of <b>Neosynthesis</b> <a href="http://www.neosynthesis.net">[link]</a><br />
<br />
<a href="http://smellkid.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/m/smellkid.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="smellkid" title="smellkid" /></a> <a href="http://boheme.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/boheme.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="boheme" title="boheme" /></a> <a href="http://neosynthetic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/neosynthetic.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="neosynthetic" title="neosynthetic" /></a><br />
<a href="http://electrikvoice.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/l/electrikvoice.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="electrikvoice" title="electrikvoice" /></a> <a href="http://brokendoll.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/r/brokendoll.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="brokendoll" title="brokendoll" /></a> <a href="http://epiphany.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/p/epiphany.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="epiphany" title="epiphany" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://morningrise.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/morningrise.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="morningrise" title="morningrise" /></a> <a href="http://dholms.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/h/dholms.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="dholms" title="dholms" /></a> <a href="http://musickrazy57.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/u/musickrazy57.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="musickrazy57" title="musickrazy57" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://nighty.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/i/nighty.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="nighty" title="nighty" /></a> <a href="http://nemmy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/nemmy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="nemmy" title="nemmy" /></a> <a href="http://uk13.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/k/uk13.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="uk13" title="uk13" /></a><br />
<br />
__+Currently <b>Dueling</b>:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://korridan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/korridan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="korridan" title="korridan" /></a><br />
<br />
__+Lame <b>Deviant-ism</b> of the week:<br />
When I upload a deviation, it takes 2  days for it to show up in my gallery.  What the fuck?<br />
<br />
_______________ ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Neosynthesis</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1555780/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2004 16:27:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ __+My new portfolio site is online -  patrickkeefe.com <a href="http://www.patrickkeefe.com">[link]</a> - check it,  bitches.<br />
<br />
__+Proud Member of <b>Neosynthesis</b> <a href="http://www.neosynthesis.net">[link]</a><br />
<br />
<a href="http://smellkid.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/m/smellkid.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="smellkid" title="smellkid" /></a> <a href="http://boheme.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/boheme.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="boheme" title="boheme" /></a> <a href="http://neosynthetic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/neosynthetic.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="neosynthetic" title="neosynthetic" /></a><br />
<a href="http://electrikvoice.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/l/electrikvoice.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="electrikvoice" title="electrikvoice" /></a> <a href="http://brokendoll.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/r/brokendoll.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="brokendoll" title="brokendoll" /></a> <a href="http://epiphany.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/p/epiphany.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="epiphany" title="epiphany" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://morningrise.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/morningrise.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="morningrise" title="morningrise" /></a> <a href="http://dholms.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/h/dholms.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="dholms" title="dholms" /></a> <a href="http://musickrazy57.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/u/musickrazy57.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="musickrazy57" title="musickrazy57" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://nighty.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/i/nighty.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="nighty" title="nighty" /></a> <a href="http://nemmy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/nemmy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="nemmy" title="nemmy" /></a><br />
<br />
__+Currently <b>Dueling</b>:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://korridan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/korridan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="korridan" title="korridan" /></a><br />
<br />
__+Lame <b>Deviant-ism</b> of the week:<br />
The fact that my god damn ID never  shows up anymore despite me uploading  the file 15 times.<br />
<br />
_______________ ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>BLOG</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1509623/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2003 23:39:43 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I love how deviant<b>ART</b> has become a BLOG  for all of you dipshits who upload  retarded photos of your friends.  SWEET!!!! ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Busy as Busey</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1379184/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2003 19:44:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Damn, I've been as busy as Gary Busey  chasing a cocaine covered dog. I have  so much crap going on and I haven't had  any time to upload new stuff or work on  new posters. <br />
<br />
I miss La. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>DA PRINTS</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1301226/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2003 11:08:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sweet, I just opened a DA Prints  account! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> I'm really excited to start  printing out my latest work on super  fat paper. My last 3 submissions were  all tailored for the 20in x 30in prints  so they are going to look pretty sweet  framed on my wall.<br />
<br />
+rock<br />
<br />
More details following soon. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>E V O L U T I O N</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1288796/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2003 12:17:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just had E V O L U T I O N printed  out at half it's original size (20in x  30in) here in St. Louis. It looks  really awesome so I think I'm going to  go ahead and start a DA Prints account  and get the full size one printed out.<br />
<br />
You shouldn't care about this so go on  with your business and leave a comment.<br />
<br />
+rock ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>+ROCK</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1242699/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2003 13:53:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, my sister has been saving to go to  London next summer and I think I want  to go too. I've never really wanted to  visit England because I'd rather spend  all my time in Ireland...but now I have  quite the motivation. I won't tell you  what it is but <i>she</i> certainly is lovely. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> <br />
<br />
Anyway, I better start robbing gas  stations so I can afford the journey.  If you have any other creative ways to  get money, leave a comment and let me  know. I could use the help. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/ninja.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":ninja:" title="Ninja" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Booyakasha</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1215060/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2003 22:10:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yo, have any of you guys seen Da Ali G  Show? Oh man, that shit is so  hilarious. Borat rules.<br />
<br />
Yeah, I don't have a lot to say except  my very favorite English girl is  without the wonderful internet.com for  a few weeks. I don't get to talk to  her. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
<br />
Ok, nothing is new with me. Leave a  comment to make me HAPPY. <br />
<br />
Thanks. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lick.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
<br />
+<b>rock</b> ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Mucked up works</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1075865/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2003 17:27:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, I'm probably going to sound like an  asshole and all but I have to say  this......<br />
<br />
I am going to go insane if I see  another no-talent, wannabe, ass clown  posting a crappy almost cartoon picture  he made in windows paint in 2 seconds  OR a series of ridiculous, low quality,  zero-thought webcam shots. Is this an  art/design site or what?<br />
<br />
What is up with all the stupid bullshit  that people upload to this site?  Seriously, there's so much garbage  around here that it's unbeleivable.  Every page takes 10 minutes to load  because there is so much crap.<br />
<br />
Here's what I'm talking about....<br />
<br />
I was browsing the  Interfaces>websites section today  and stumbled upon some moron who  uploaded about 10 random little buttons  that he was going to use for his  website. Come on....that's not an  interface. That's a button. It was like  a 100px by 20px green image with  generic ass-text. Why the fuck do I  care about that?<br />
<br />
Also, what it so hard to understand  about these categories? They are fairly  simple. Every time I browse a section I  see shit that is so out of place it  hurts my brain. I'll use the website  section as an example.....there are  pictures of fucking cartoon dogs and  shit made in windows paint. It's not  hard to realize that a crappy cartoon  piece of shit doesn't belong there. You  can't even accidently, in a moment of  retardation, think that is a website  for a second.<br />
<br />
One more thing - I hate when I see one  of these idiotic visual abortions and  something looks really sick or nasty  and the "artist" says:  "Oh, by the way: I meant for that  part to look like that."<br />
<br />
No you didn't. That's like when you  were a kid and you tripped in front of  a hot girl: "Oh, I meant to do  that." Put forth some fuckin  effort and change the sick parts so  they look nice. Art doesn't fall out of  your ass.<br />
<br />
Come on, people. This isn't your mom's  fridge. Don't just upload tons and tons  and TONS of total garbage. Get a fuckin  BLOG and put your bullshit there. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Snargle Blargle!</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/1031903/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2003 12:41:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Summer is going well but I'm busy out of my mind working almost full  time on a web project for my alma mater. It's going to be tight.<br>
<br>
In the mean time, parties abound and designin' time is limited.<br>
<br>
Thanks for stopping by. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>And there goes college!</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/728967/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 15:10:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>SHIT!</b> I just had my college graduation. I can't believe it's all over.  I graduated with a B.S. (ironic) in Political Science and an Art Minor  from St. Louis University. <br>
<br>
Finally, I can kick back and start doing some web design shit before I  get ready for law school at the end of summer. It's nice to get some  time to be artistic and submit more stuff to DA because I've been gone  for a few months.<br>
<br>
Anyway, I look forward to getting back in touch with all the kids on  this site who have been so cool in the past.<br>
<br>
While I'm at it, <b>Smellkid·com</b> <a href="http://www.smellkid.com">[link]</a> is going to get a facelift. It's  time to drop some mad design science on that site and crank it up one  more notch. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Gotta make a fist...</title>
                <link>http://smellkid.deviantart.com/journal/429151/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2003 00:19:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...to beat against.<br>
<br>
I just want to empty my lungs into this room. Scream until I have no  more emotion left to give. My heart wants to explode but it has no  where to go. It's better to be strong and alone than longing for  another while she fails to notice.<br>
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My brain is raw but I can't stop giving. I just want her to disappear. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Welcome to today</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jan 2003 02:10:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Welcome to 2003, everybody. I hope you all had a badass 2002 going out  party. I know I certainly did.<br>
<br>
I was trying to remember everything that I managed to drink last night  but realized that the exercise is futile. I can vividly remember the  whole night and every conversation I had but I can't remember what I  drank. All I know is that it was a lot of beer, jaeger, and random  other stuff.<br>
<br>
I won't bore you guys with details of my except for one very messy bit  - one kid got so wasted that he actually shit his pants, fell down, and  rolled on the floor. It smelled like...well....shit, actually.<br>
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Ok, enough of that. <b>Happy New Year</b>, everybody. I hope your year is  better than ever. ]]></description>
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                <title>I apologize</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2002 12:23:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm issuing a public apology to all of those that I have offended in  the past couple of weeks. This is not admission of complete guilt but  instead partial responsibility for my part in perpetuating arguments  and insulting other deviants.<br>
<br>
I acted like a jerk to a lot of people in self-defense. I felt wronged  because I think people misunderstood a lot of what I have said. Now  that I think about it though, I was wrong too.<br>
<br>
I apologize again to those who I offended. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>It's killing me so slowly</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2002 12:00:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh, please, comment on my work. My life hinges upon it. That's why I've  brought you here afterall.<br>
<br>
I guess that's why I haven't uploaded anymore of my paintings  too....because I need the comments on them. My logic is that I can get  more comments on them if I just leave them on my hard drive. Makes  sense. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>BOOM. How you like that?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2002 10:11:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Exams are almost over and then I have a month to sleep all day and play  poker all night. The casino is calling my name. I am going to school so  many old people in just a few days...ahh, I can't wait.<br>
<br>
Also over break I intend to work on some paintings that are in progress  at the moment. I'm doing a self-protrait and another painting/photo  manip hybrib. It's pretty badass already.<br>
<br>
I'm also finishing up a contract web design project due December 30.  Then I'll have a sock full of loot with which to smack you in the face. ]]></description>
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                <title>Pathetic</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2002 08:42:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is honestly hard to believe but another deviant actually just  suggested to some other deviants that they get drunk and run over one  of my family members. Is it just me or is that not very pathetic? Why  would someone who doesn't even know me wish something like?<br>
<br>
What's more pathetic is that another deviant actually then praised this  idea. That's just contemptable.<br>
<br>
Anyway, our little arguments back and forth are over because someone  obviously crossed the line. I don't expect this person to give a shit  or feel even remotely bad because he obviously doesn't care much about  people in general if he can say something like that. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Boohoo</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2002 16:19:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, kids. Just a little heads up: I'm a yuppy.<br>
<br>
That is all. Thanks.<br>
<br>
I think being a yuppy is cool though because now a lot more people are  checking out my page. Gotta do whatever it takes, ya know?<br>
<br>
Fight the power. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Boohoo</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2002 16:17:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, kids. Just a little heads up: I'm a yuppy.<br>
<br>
That is all. Thanks. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>I'm special!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2002 11:35:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm special and really important. My mom said so.<br>
<br>
Pay attention to me and my art. I am rad. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Raw</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:08:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What's up, kids?<br>
<br>
You don't know me but I'm cooler than you. I can't help that. Sorry.  Here's the deal though...if you follow my path you too can be as cool  as me. That's what it's all about.<br>
<br>
To my friends - you guys rock. <br>
<br>
To the kids who hate me - you guys rock too and I don't mind <br>
you.<br>
<br>
To Twilight - your gallery is wicked cool and I <i>do</i> think you rock. I  don't need attention but it looks like I accidentally got some. Anyway,  sorry for whatever and have a good holiday.<br>
<br>
to everyone else - go ahead and judge me if you want. I don't care  because you never mattered to me. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Deviantart.gay?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2002 11:24:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Addition for all the babies</b> -- this probably isn't about you so don't  cry too much, ok?<br>
<br>
--------<br>
<br>
Shit, how cool is this place? I mean, first of all, the internet <b>ROCKS</b>!  Secondly, <b>ART</b> and <b>ARTISTS</b> kick total ass! <br>
<br>
The cool part about this place is that we are all de facto artists! I  mean, I post total garbage but I still get to call myself an artist.  That's so fucking rad.<br>
<br>
All sarcasm aside, I just want to go on the record and say that DA <i>used</i>  to be cool. I don't give a damn about the popups or the fuckin prints  or the membership...any of that bullshit. Hell, I love the market  economy and this stuff is a part of life....<br>
<br>
...but I'm pissed about how fake you idiots are. I just deleted a ton  of my deviations because I want to pave the way for the next generation  of filter whores and abstract retards. You guys <b>OWN</b>!! ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Deviantart.gay?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2002 21:27:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Shit, how cool is this place? I mean, first of all, the internet <b>ROCKS</b>!  Secondly, <b>ART</b> and <b>ARTISTS</b> kick total ass! <br>
<br>
The cool part about this place is that we are all de facto artists! I  mean, I post total garbage but I still get to call myself an artist.  That's so fucking rad.<br>
<br>
All sarcasm aside, I just want to go on the record and say that DA <i>used</i>  to be cool. I don't give a damn about the popups or the fuckin prints  or the membership...any of that bullshit. Hell, I love the market  economy and this stuff is a part of life....<br>
<br>
...but I'm pissed about how fake you idiots are. I just deleted a ton  of my deviations because I want to pave the way for the next generation  of filter whores and abstract retards. You guys <b>OWN</b>!! ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Abstract?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2002 22:37:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just want to take a minute to talk about something that has been  bugging me for a while - 3D Abstracts. While I'm sure they're  technically difficult to pull off and require a great amount of  technical proficiency with the software, I don't see how they're  "abstract."<br>
<br>
I mean, could anything be more overdone? Certainly, the imagery is  sweet as hell but nowadays every kid and his pet monkey is doing these  things. Abstract is a nice way to bypass the artistic side of this  sight so people can drool over the eye candy. Some of the true 3D  masters like ekud and alex4ever are probably pulling off the elusive  art side of it but the rest of you kids are just making graphics.<br>
<br>
I just think it's lame that so many people are doing this stuff now and  calling it "abstract" when it's not. Quit lying to yourselves.<br>
<br>
I still wish I could make such cool graphics but I'm still much better  off as an artist making real art instead of just assigning the  ultra-generic "abstract" tag to random doodles. ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Oct 2002 10:15:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, kids, I posted a redesign of <a href="http://Smellkid.com">[link]</a>. I'm getting back to the  basic elements of the site, when I first dropped it on Nov. 1, 2001.  It's kind of a cool little design so go check it out and leave me a  post on the shoutbox. ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2002 19:47:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Yo, I heard that Smellkid has a new favorite Devaint. What's up with  that?" | <b>indeed...</b><br>
<br>
<br>
It's true. <a href="http://bluetwilight.deviantart.com">[link]</a> --- She's my new favorite...not just her work but <b>her</b> . <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" align="middle" alt=":) (Smile)" title=":) (Smile)" border="0" /> <br>
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_eek.gif" align="middle" alt=":o (Eek)" title=":o (Eek)" border="0" />  <a href="http://www.smellkid.com">[link]</a> <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_eek.gif" align="middle" alt=":o (Eek)" title=":o (Eek)" border="0" /> <br>
[Smellkid.com - an exercise in design] ]]></description>
                <author>~smellkid</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2002 19:46:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Yo, I heard that Smellkid has a new favorite Devaint. What's up with  that?" | <b>indeed...</b><br>
<br>
It's true. <a href="http://bluetwilight.deviantart.com">[link]</a> her</b>. <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" align="middle" alt=":) (Smile)" title=":) (Smile)" border="0" /> <br>
<br>
<img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_eek.gif" align="middle" alt=":o (Eek)" title=":o (Eek)" border="0" />  <a href="http://www.smellkid.com">[link]</a> <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_eek.gif" align="middle" alt=":o (Eek)" title=":o (Eek)" border="0" /> <br>
[Smellkid.com - an exercise in design] ]]></description>
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