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You guys missed me punching in the face! I got suspended and arrested, but it was so worth it! She was on the ground bawling her eyes out. If you wanna know details, comment

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/28361258/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/28361258/ Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:31:00 PST hacking onto this account to DESTROY ALL YAOI FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol no not really....... I'm here just to tell you all that ~southparkfanfic13 is NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!! She's been grounded all this time _{cuz her brothers a meanie faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace}, and her computer needs to get not broken, so it's dead. Not her. Just the computer.


PEACE OUT MAH YAOI HOMIEEEEEESSSSS!

-~StarChaser94

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27705490/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27705490/ Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:47:18 PDT
rules:
1. Open your library (or playlist >__________> )
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits:
Hero of the Day- Metallica (OMG thats AWESOME)

Waking Up
Crazy Train- Ozzy Osbourne (SO IS THAT!!)

First Day At School:
Welcome to the Jungle- Guns N Roses (I <3 my playlist)

Childhood:
America's Suitehearts- Fall Out Boy

Falling In Love:
Everytime I Look For You- Blink 182

Fight Song:
Riot- Three Days Grace

Breaking Up:
Champagne- Cavo

Prom:
Move Along- All American Rejects

Life:
Santa Monica- Everclear

College:
Burn it to the Ground- Nickelback (...appropriate...)

High School:
Next Go Round- Nickelback

Mental Breakdown:
Bat Country- Avenged Sevenfold

Driving:
We Did Nothing Wrong- Royal Bliss

Flashback:
Face Down- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Getting Back Together:
Bang the Doldrums- Fall Out Boy

Sex Song: (I added this one)
Break- Three Days Grace (O_o)

Wedding:
Time to Dance- Panic! at the Disco

Birth of Child:
Let Me Go- 3 Doors Down

Final Battle:
Treacherous Gods - Ensiferum

Death Scene:
Dead Memories- Slipknot

Funeral Song:
The Kill- 30 Seconds to Mars

End Credits:
Almost Easy- Avenged Sevenfold

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27577908/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27577908/ Sun, 04 Oct 2009 12:25:10 PDT a neck brace, with an IV in my arm not attached to anything, and now my leg hurts really bad and I got a cut on my boob
._. Yes. Painful. I also had a marching competition the next day and I couldn't march *shot* IF you want details you can ask me.


Btw, my Halloween costume: [link]



You like?

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27522245/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27522245/ Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:55:46 PDT Haha, and you all haven't missed much, but my life is goin gewd. I moved into a new house, so I will be posting an updated room meme soon


AND NOW FOR A MEME! Im back bitches.

1) Please post the rules in your journal.
2) Say your 5 favourite bands/ARTISTS, 3 favourite songs by them, and what genre they are.
3) No tag-backs and the same person can't be tagged twice.
4) You have to tag at least 5 people. Random ones will do if you're desperate. But you can tag more.
5) Post the icons of your tagged people in your journal, and send them a message telling them they're tagged

(in no particular order)

1. Metallica (metal)
Hero of the Day
Of Wolf and Man
King Nothing

(IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PICK ONLY THREE AUUUGH)

2. Three Days Grace (rock)
Let It Die
One-X
Gone Forever

3. Panic! at the Disco (alt. rock)
Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Build God Then We'll Talk

4. Nickelback (rock)
Animals
Burn it to the Ground
Gotta Be Somebody

5. Linkin Park (rock)
What I've Done (Transformers)
New Divide (Transformers 2)
Numb

I tag:
IM LAZY SO THERES 4 FOR YOU

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27075567/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27075567/ Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:28:45 PDT [ ] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball. (No cause im good at kickball)
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[ ] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. (Marching band ftw :3 )
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. (Damn preps)
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 2

Party Girl/Boy
[x] Lets face it: you like to party. ( )
[ ] You party every other weekend. (I want to)
[ ] ...Or every weekend? (I really want to)
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion. (Ahaha)
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[x] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[x] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party. (OMG LOL)
[x] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[x] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total = 7

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean. (HUH O_O)
[x] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon. (Pokemon ftw!)
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[x] People have called you scene before. (=_= )
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[x] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[x] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[x] Your hair is multicolored (not on purpose.)
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[x] You mosh. (Although i die.)
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene. (I only have like... one.)
[x] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[x] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 10 (Ho shet.)

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths". (HEY, dude I love the goths...! )
[x] You own at least one thing from a designer store. (Damn you Abercrombie.)
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is. (who?)
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. (HOT TOPIC PWNS!!!!!!!!!!! )
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total = 1

Band Geek
[x] You have played an instrument before. (HAHA!)
[x] You still play an instrument.
[x] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[x] You are/were in Marching Band. (WHOO! )
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band. (I do have a lot of friends in band though)
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to Classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major. (Lol Laddie you ho (jk, inside joke)
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a Band bus or at a Band competition. (O___O)
[x] You have trouble ge... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27075566/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27075566/ Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:28:42 PDT [ ] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball. (No cause im good at kickball)
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[ ] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. (Marching band ftw :3 )
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. (Damn preps)
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 2

Party Girl/Boy
[x] Lets face it: you like to party. ( )
[ ] You party every other weekend. (I want to)
[ ] ...Or every weekend? (I really want to)
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion. (Ahaha)
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[x] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[x] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party. (OMG LOL)
[x] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[x] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total = 7

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean. (HUH O_O)
[x] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon. (Pokemon ftw!)
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[x] People have called you scene before. (=_= )
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[x] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[x] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[x] Your hair is multicolored (not on purpose.)
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[x] You mosh. (Although i die.)
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene. (I only have like... one.)
[x] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[x] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 10 (Ho shet.)

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths". (HEY, dude I love the goths...! )
[x] You own at least one thing from a designer store. (Damn you Abercrombie.)
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is. (who?)
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. (HOT TOPIC PWNS!!!!!!!!!!! )
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total = 1

Band Geek
[x] You have played an instrument before. (HAHA!)
[x] You still play an instrument.
[x] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[x] You are/were in Marching Band. (WHOO! )
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band. (I do have a lot of friends in band though)
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to Classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major. (Lol Laddie you ho (jk, inside joke)
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a Band bus or at a Band competition. (O___O)
[x] You have trouble ge... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27041957/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/27041957/ Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:35:04 PDT :3

Pick one or more of your OC's, and make them as a category or whatever... for tarot cards!

Like... look them up on Google and stuff.

Examples include:
The Fool
The Lovers
The Hanged Man
The Star
The Moon
The Sun
Death
The Devil


etc etc etc. So, who wants to participate? I think its pretty cool, and once all of the participants are done i'll post it as one big deck

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26899629/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26899629/ Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:31:18 PDT got hacked. God, it pisses me off when people do this. Go to the journal the journal the hacker posted and speak your mind man! Make that sonofabitch regret destroying all that that poor girl worked for!

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26785406/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26785406/ Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:10:50 PDT 1).Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2).Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3).Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz


1.)What's your name?

Rylee Miller

2.)Do you know why you were named that?

Rylee because its different, especially the spelling, and Miller isn't my real last name, White is, I just changed it. I mean... >_>

3.) Are you single or taken?

Taken <3 I love you Heath

4).Have any abilities or powers?

I can control atoms, and have telekinesis

5.) Stop being a mary-sue >>

I am not a fucking Mary-Sue!

6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?

Yes! But i's probably kill them.

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?

My... uh... dead parents, who died in a tragic "accident"

8.) Oh? How about pets?

None

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.

Emerix D:

10.) Something that you do like?

Eve, Heath, Ren, South Park, Avenged Sevenfold, music in general, pizza, assorted junk food, books, candy <3, video games, action movies, etc.

11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Reading, watching movies, hanging with Eve, cuddling with my lover, annoying Emerix

12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?

Yes ;A;

13.)Ever...killed anyone before?

yes ;_;

14.)What kind of animal are you? >>

If I was an animal i'd be a cat :3

15.)Name your worst habits.

Anger issues, not feeding, fighting to much

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?

Eve

17.)Gay, straight, or bi?

Straight

18.)Do you go to school?

Yes

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day? -w-

Eventually (Me: You do! You have a kid named Dylan, but he and Alyce who is Eve and Emerix's kid- *~SirixInuyasha and ~blood-sucker-person cover my mouth*)

20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

*looks around* Uh... i don't think so... *gets glomped by Heath* AGHHH!

21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.

>_> ...clowns...

22.)*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?

Black with purple bangs, but it turns all the way purple

23.) Eyes?

Green, but they turn blood red

24.) What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted >>

A tight black shirt, plaid or black skirt with a chain on it, the locket that Heath gave me, striped tights and arm warmers.

25.)Ok. What's your religion?

No religion.

26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?

Idc.

27.) Well, it's still not over. xD

Okay...

28.) Anyways, where do you live?

Japan currently

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)

High class, cause of Ren

30.) How many friends do you have?

More than I was aware of. Cause A LOT of guys like me O.o

31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?

To be human again

32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?

Uh... I have everything I need, cause Ren is fucking L.O.A.D.E.D

33.) What is your thoughts on pie?

Ok i guess.

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?

Pizza

35.) Favorite drink?

Mountain dew baha blast

36.) What is your favorite place?

My room, or Heath's room

37.) Least favorite?

My old house

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

Nah I’m fine

39.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:

K...

40.) Now, tag 3 people!
Siri, Blackcat, and Hiri

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26744649/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26744649/ Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:43:25 PDT 1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.
----------------------------------------------
Are you male or female?
The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes (WTF)

Describe yourself!
It Ends Tonight (I guess that works for my relationship with a certain person *shifts eyes*)

What do people feel when they're around you?
Photograph (Only because I take pictures to much )

Describe your current relationship.
Sugar We're Going Down (Wow. That is good. Im not in a relationship, but this is how I feel about some people.)

Where would you like to be now?
Champagne (Uhh.... lol.)

How do you feel about love?
Welcome to the Jungle (Lol yes.)

What's your life like?
Psycho (WHOOT!)

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Seventeen Forever (Uh... sure?)

Say something wise.
High School Never Ends (OMG NO WAI)

If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
Forever In Your Hands (Hmmm....)

How would you describe yourself?
But It's Better If You Do (Praying for love in a lap dance?)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
All The Small Things (Lawl.)

How do you feel today?
Crazy Bitch (Well I did ask someone out today :3)

What is your life's purpose?
Come Out And Play (Really?)

What is your motto?
A Little Less 16 Candles a Little More Touch Me (Uh...)

What do your friends think of you?
She's Got Issues (ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING)

What do you think of your parents?
All Nightmare Long (basically.)

What do you think about very often?
Gotta Be Somebody (>_>' )

What is 2 + 2?
New Divide (Uh... we are adding, not dividing.)

What do you think of your best friend?
Don't Trust Me (THATS MY RINGTONE FOR HER!)

What do you think of the person you like?
Hot Mess (O____________________o' )

What is your life story?
Let It Die

What do you want to be when you grow up?
So Happy (LOL.)

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
How Could You (No, thats the person I love/hate.)

What will u dance to at your wedding?
Dream On (WHOOT AEROSMITH)

What will they play at your funeral?
Indestructible (Well if its at my funeral im not that indestructable)

What is your hobby/interest?
Shadow of the Day (How emo.)

What is your biggest fear?
If Everyone Cared (um..)

What is your biggest secret?
You Shook Me All Night Long (O_o")

What do you think of your friends?
Lifeline (Yes.)

What will you post this as?
Gives You Hell (Not really.)

Tag Six People:

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26710946/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26710946/ Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:37:55 PDT (I know I did this before, but now there shall be OC's!)
Look! Your OC might be in here!

1. Choose 10 of your OCs. If you don't have 10, borrow a friend's.

1. Rylee (mine)
2. Heath (mine)
3. Hiri (~StarChaser94's)
4. Blackcat (~BlAcKaT94's)
5. Siri (~SirixInuyasha's)
6. Eve (~blood-sucker-person's)
7. Emerix (~blood-sucker-person's)
8. Ren (~blood-sucker-person's)
9. Alayna (mine)
10. Dylan (mine)


2. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house, what happens?

Blackcat and Ren would be having a polite conversation, and then Hiri would ruin it by doing something stupid ._.

Chaos I tell you!

3. Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club.

Uh...
Alayna: *uses wonky mind powers on Siri*
Siri: That doesn't work bitch.
Alayna: D:

4. You need to stay at a friends house for a night, who do you choose One or Six?

Uh.... Eve would most likely try to get information out of me on my plans for Rylee, or what happened the night that Rylee lost her virginity to Heath. *shifts eyes* So I would pick Rylee

5. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in, what's their reaction?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Dylan: D-Dad!! Why are you kissing Alyce's daddy?!
Heath: AGHHHHH! Dylan! You weren't supposed to see- DON'T TELL YOU MOM!

6. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous, what happens?

Nah. Ren wouldn't be jealous, but he'd be a little pissed that his sister is in love with a girl. Who's a psycho. And an elf. And a vampire werewolf halfbreed. (He's not racist, I was just throwing that in there.)

7. Four jumps you in an allyway. Who comes to save you, Ten Two or Seven?

Emerix still wants to kill me for putting him in a dress, so thats out.. uh, Dylan hasn't unlocked his powers yet, so he's no good, So I guess its Heath, cause he can burn Blackcat.
Wait. What did I do to Blackcat?!

8. One decides to start a cooking show, 15minuets later what happens?

Rylee: EVE! The sink is on fire!!
Eve: How did you manage to do that!?!?!?
Rylee: I DON'T KNOW!!

9. Three has to marry Four, Eight or Nine, whom do they choose?

Blackcat. No contest.


10. Seven kidnaps two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Siri: Eh. You can keep him. He's a disgrace to vampires everywhere.
Heath: ...HEY.

11. Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell.

No, but Hiri would put up a good fight.

12. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?

Ren: WHY IS MY SISTER MARRYING HER BEST FRIEND'S KID?!?!? *very confused*

13. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

If Emerix wasn't in love with her, he probably would have killed her FOREVER ago!

14. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why are they late?

Rylee was sleeping.

15. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

HO SHET. Not good! Drunk bitch fight! D: D: D:
Robert (my brother) Jess, why are there hot fictional characters fighting in my bathtub?
Me: ...uh....i dunno....

16. Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back?

Well, Rylee is his best friend/lover, so he would go batshit crazy and kill her! Slowly and painfully. >:3

17. Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save themselves or One?

Eve would probably save Rylee, and Rylee, unable to cope with the loss of Eve, would kill herself (which is really hard for a vampire) and then Heath would kill himself because Rylee was dead, and Emerix would maul Rylee's dead body for letting Eve die, then go on, cause he's dealt with death before. D:

18. Eight and Three go camping. For some reason they don't bring any food, what do they do?

Hiri and Ren: *looks at each other* LETS GO DRINK SOME BLOOD! *runs*

19. Five is in a car crash and critically injured, what does Nine do?
~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26680244/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26680244/ Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:27:33 PDT

Rules: Answer the specifications of you character/OC, then tag other people to keep this going.

Name: Rylee Miller

Species: Vampyre

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Weight: 95lbs

Height: 5'2

Eye color: Green, but when she hasn't fed for a while they turn crimson

Current residence: Earth? Japan?

Personality: Crabby (mostly), emo-eske. Punk, happy when she's with friends

What makes your character so cool and unique?: She is who I WANT to be.

What's your character's favorite food?: Pizza or cheese sticks... or ice cream/gelato!

Favorite weapon?: Gun, or her fangs/claws.

Preferred place to live?: Back in the USA

Any special powers/skills?: She has telekinesis, and can control an objects atoms >:3

Messed up past? Well, does murdering her own parents when she was blood deprived count?

Do they love someone?: Yep ^^ Heath

Do they have a mate?: Heath~

Any family?: Her dead one... although Heath, Eve, Emerix, and Ren are her surrogate family.

Any kids?: Dylan (later in storyline)

Anything in particular you want people to know?: She has a BAD temper D:<

What significance does he/she give to the plot line?: One of the two MAIN characters in 's story, and a sorta side character in 's and 's story.

Is your character a protagonist or antagonist?: Protagonist (mostly, although she can interrupt the protagonist's wills)

Religion?: None, "God" has failed her to much.

Any philosophical information they can share with us?: "Uh... stay away from Hiri and Siri kids, they're batshit crazy!"

Can your character cook? Nu...

How does your character fight?: Teeth and nail

What's their favorite color?: Red and Black

Favorite clothes?: black skin tight t-shirt with a plaid skirt, with a chain, and thigh high striped tights

Has their life been a struggle or a merry go round?: Uh... both.

Are they living in poverty or wealth?: wealth

Did they grow up in poverty or wealth? Middle class

Tell us about their parents: Her mom and dad were CSI's, who worked to bring to justice all these criminals whose "attacks" on people left them drained of all blood, and they didn't realize Rylee had become a victim until it was to late.

Any Battle scars? From what/who? When/why? And how did it happen?: A scar across her stomach (happens later)from Alayna, and the scar on her neck from being bitten.

Any lost battles?: Against Emerix, and Alayna's group

Any good friends?: Eve and Heath

Fallen comrades/homies?: Parents

Killed anybody?: Yes, but it was mostly from uncontrolled feeding.

Why is your character the way they are?: She had bad experiences, and is kinda based off me.

Is your character attractive to the opposite sex?: YES, she bats the guys away with both hands D:

If so how? If not, why aren't they?: Nice boobs, pretty, petite, can relate to guys better than girls.

Does your character have dreams?: To be human again, and to keep Alayna away from Dylan and Alyce

Biggest Phobia: the dark

Favorite thing to do in life: Hang with Heath and Eve, and listen to music

Anything they hope for in the future?: To have a good life, and eventually get married to her love

Can they accomplish that goal?: She hopes so!

Do they have a sworn enemy? Arch nemesis?: Alayna, and Emerix (sorta)

Does your character stand alone in the face of danger or with a party of allies?: Both

Can you giv... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26671824/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26671824/ Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:10:01 PDT [x] I am shorter than 5'4. (5'2" and not growing at all.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily. (I sunburn easily.)
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[X] I have/I've had braces. (I have them D: )
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (._.)
[x] I have more than 2 piercings. (Ha ha one in each ear XD)
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles. (I HATE IT)

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (They were drunk, so they don't remember )
[x] I've run away from home.
[x] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child. (Uh... at least I hope not >_> )

School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job. (Yeah, babysitting D: )
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (...what?! Like you haven't!)
[x] I almost always do/did my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (Liek, OMG LOL.)
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (._.' )
[x] I've peed from laughing. (O////o)
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something. (Very painful... at least I didn't pull an American Pie 2. [I applaud those who get the reference.])
[x] I've had my pants rip in public. (AGHHHHHH it was embarrasing! The people who noticed were Alex M. and John R. D: D: D: D: D: Why they were looking at my butt i'll never know.)

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples. (In my fucking mouth D:< )
[x] I've broken a bone.
[x] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox. (Duh.)
[ ] I've had measles.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls. (Ok, if I haven't been to Canada, I defiantly haven't been to Niagara Falls dumbass.)
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[x] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. ( )
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (WHOOT!)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (DONT MESS WITH ME BITCH!)
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping. ( And i've gone half skinny-dipping with ... kinda)
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from Myspace. (God damn Myspace.)
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Not live)
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single. (TT3TT)
[ ] I'm in a relationsh... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26637057/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26637057/ Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:12:33 PDT [link] Do it here!


To see what others score, go here: [link]

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ANSWER NOW BITCH


-How'd we meet?
-What if I had a crush on you?
-What do you like best about me?
-If there was a box of french fries with only one fry left, would you let me have it?
-Have I ever upset you/made you angry?
-Do you think I'm funny?
-Have you ever wanted my number?
-What would you change about me?
-Would you want to go to the movies with me?
-Would you cuddle with me?
-Do you hate anything about me?
-Are you jealous of me?
-What would you do if I was jealous of you?
-Would you hold my hand?
-What do you not like about me?
-If you could make me do anything, what would it be?
-Have you ever had a crush on me?
-What do you think of my personality?
-Do you think I'm smart?
-What reminds you of me?
-If we haven't met, would you like to meet me?
-If we have met, do you want to see me again?
-If you could take me anywhere in the world, where would you take me and what would you show me?
-What do you think of my hair?
-What do you thnk of my family?
-Would you help me hide a body?
-Have you ever lied to make me feel better?
-Have you ever kept something important from me?
-Have you ever thought I was unbearably annoying?
-Describe me in three words:
-What was your first impression of me?
-Have you ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
-Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26537198/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26537198/ Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:42:49 PDT
Using my playlist people!
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Ok, people, break out your ipods, mp3s, itunes library, or anything else that can shuffle a bunch of songs!! Ask these questions to your ipod, press shuffle, and post what comes up! At the end, we'll review how many of your answers actually made sense!!!!!

answer format: "title" artist-album (if availible) /comments or interpretations of the answer


A bit about you:

1. who is my best friend?
Riot- Three Days Grace

2. what is my greatest fear?
Welcome To the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance

3. where do I live?
Welcome to Paradise- Green Day (O.o)

4. How old am I?
Teenagers- My Chemical Romance (O______________________O PSYCHIC MUCH?!)

5. What is my favorite food?
Something in Your Mouth- Nickelback (OK SRSLY WTF?!)

Your life:

6. Will I ever do anything important?
Psychosocial- Slipknot (OK WOOOOOOOOOOOW)

7. Will I ever fall in love?
Everytime We Touch- Cascada (...lol wut I am not making this up folks.)

8. Who will I marry?
Youth of the Nation- P.O.D (That doesn't help -_-)

9.What will I do for a living?
I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic! at the Disco (Im gonna manage weddings?! Or im gonna be in the circus... or a whore. Lovely.)

10. How will I die?
Bad Girlfriend- Theory of A Deadman (Im gonna die by being overly sexy? Whatevah.)

The big questions:

11. Why am I here?
I Kissed A Girl- Katy Perry (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW)

12. Is there life after death?
Wonderful- Everclear

13. Who am I, really?
Indestructible- Disturbed (Nice, very nice.)

14. Is there life on other planets?
You Shook Me All Night Long- ACDC (Hybrid alien/human race?)

15. Is there such thing as Karma?
Don't Trust Me- 30h!3

Totally random!
Hate My Life- Theory of A Deadman (So true)

16. Do I smell funny to you?
You're Going Down- Sick Puppies (Yeah you are, biatch)

17. What should I eat for lunch?
High School Never Ends- Bowling For Soup (I prescribe some cafeteria food)
18. Does this outfit make me look fat?

19. I love you. (just see what it says!)
Hero of the Day- Metallica (VERY TRUE)

20. 0MG T3H SKY I5H F4LL1NG!!!!!!!!!
American Idiot- Green Day ( )


Now, go back over your answers and do a head count-
How many were actually accurate? 9/20
How many made no sense at all? 11/20
If it's less than 14, than congrats. Your ipod is psychic.

Some bonus questions:

-what was the last song/album you listened to?
Album: When Angels and Serpents Dance- P.O.D.

-from the songs on your ipod, what are some lyrics you think are good advice?
Don't trust me. Don't Trust Me- 30h!3

-now quote some lyrics you think are just awesome. (be sure you post the song and artist for these questions!)
But now the dreams and waking screams that ever last through the night,
So build the wall behind it crawl and hide until it's light
Can you hear your babies crying now?
Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns
And someone there is sighing
Keepers of the flames, can't you feel your names?
Can't you hear your babies crying?
But now the dreams and waking screams that
ever last the night
So build a wall behind it crawl
And hide until it's light Hero of the Day by Metallica

T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth,
T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me. Don't Trust Me by 30h!3

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven't missed you yet

Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don't miss you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26534236/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26534236/ Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:55:27 PDT



-----------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------

- Name: Jess
- Single or taken: Single D:
- Sex: Girl bitches
- Birthday: August 3, 1995
- Sign: Leo
- Hair color: Brownish black
- Eye color: Green
- Height: 5' 1.5"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: I'm Bi... I think

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: HOT TOPICCCCCCCCCCCCC~
- Favorite designer?: NO
- What is your sexiest outfit?: My lacy bra and my black panties ;D
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: My Metallica shirt and my Eyore (However you spell the Donkey from Winnie the Poo) pj's
- What do you usually wear?: Jeans and some form of black shirt

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Pantene
- What are you listening to right now?: 1/3 Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin
- Who is the last person that called you?: My wifey
- How many buddies are online right now?: 10


-------------• × • F A V O U R I T E S • × •-----------------

- Food: BAWW TO MANY TO CHOOSE
- Girls' names: Madalyn, Rylee, Scarlett
- Boys' names: Kenny <3... ONE AGAIN TO MANYYYYYYYY D: D: D:
- Subjects in school: Math and Science... oh and LUNCH
- Animals: Wolves and foxes.... oh and any kind of kitty!

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

- Given anyone a bath?: Yes
- Smoked?: No
- Bungee jumped?: No... BUT I WANT TO!
- Made yourself throw up?: Nu..Yeah.
- Skinny dipped?: Yes >:3
- Ever been in love?: OH NOW WE GET INTO THAT DON'T WE?!
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yes
- Pictured your crush naked?: Heh. Yes!
- Actually seen your crush naked?: HEHEHEHE YESSSS
- Cried when someone died?: Yes
- Lied?: N-...yes.
- Fallen for your best friend?: I am right now!
- Rejected someone?: Yes
- Used someone?: No
- Done something you regret?: >_>

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •--------------

- Clothes: pj's and a bra
- Desktop picture: The new Star Wars game coming out
- CD in player: P.O.D- When Angels and Serpents Dance
- DVD in player: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

- You touched: Ooh kinky! Well my nephew Mikey in a non-sexual way, and in a sexual way >:3
- Hugged:
Family: Mikey
Friend: Jay (doesn't really count as a friend)
- You kissed: Connor (my other nephew) on the forehead and (well... she kissed me)
- You IMed:
- Talk to online:
- You sexed it up with: Auh durr hur~ Not answering


---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

- Understanding: Yes
- Open-minded: Yes
- Arrogant: Sometimes
- Insecure?: It depends
- Random?: PUSSY FLAVORED CHOCOLATE! No I wouldn't say so http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26380831/ Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:59:58 PDT

1) Answer honestly of course, and please give a reason why you chose what you did. It makes it more interesting to read!

2) You must tag at least one person at the end of the quiz

3) If you can think of another question, add it on! <3 Add to the fun! But give yourself credit and leave your username before the number!

Lets begin!

1- If you were a song, what song would you be?

Psycho by Puddle of Mudd or Almost Easy by Avenged Sevenfold

2- If you were a fruit, what would you be?

A strawberry cause people say im sweet ._. and I turn red easily

3- If you were a cartoon charecter, who would you be?

Kenny McCormick! Cause I get hurt a lot D:

4- If you were an anime character, who would you be?

Karin Maaka from Chibi Vampire or Naeka Fujiwara from Maid Guy or whatever. Stupid big boobs and chronic nosebleeds

5- If you were a singer, who would you be?

Gerard Way! (I need a penis though)

6- If you were an animal, what would you be?

A cat or a mouse ._.

7- If you were a toy, what would you be?

A ball, cause I like bouncing

8- If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be?

I fork or a knife! For stabbing!

9- If you were a plant, what would you be?

Marajuhuana (Spelling FAIL)

10- If you were junk food, what would you be?

Flamin Hot Cheetos

11- If you were a color, what would you be?

Red, the color of anger

12- If you were a gem stone, what would you be?

Ruby or Onyx

13- If you were a DA emote, what would you be?

or (Yes I know those are plz accounts)

14- If you were someone you're not, who would you be?

Greard Way, Brendon Urie or Pete Wentz.... or Megan Fox

15- If you were a musical instrument, what would you be?

Electric guitar

16- If you were a country, what would you be?

U.K or America (NOT BECAUSE OF HETALIA)

17- If you were a weapon, what would you be?

Shurukin (SPELLING FAIL)

18- If you were a period in history, what would you be?

The 90's, the 70's, the 80's, 1800's, or the 40-50's

19- If you were any element, what would it be?

FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE

20- If you were a candy, what would it be?

A lollypop

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26362357/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26362357/ Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:30:11 PDT


Happy birthday to me

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26259253/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26259253/ Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:30:47 PDT band camp.
Don't worry, I won't be shoving ~anime-goth-girl's flute up my pussy, that is up to the flute players, and I am definitely not shoving my clarinet up that son of a bitch, So no worries I will be taking pictures though, so you will see how pretty Payson, Arizona is, and all my band mates! Oh, and Leonard, too. (Inside joke) I will miss you all: RL friends, online friends, and watchers alike By the way, Monday is my birthday, so it kinda sucks that im getting back on my birthday party cause we get back at noon, and have to do a bunch of paperwork D: So, my 14th birthday is gonna be full of happy times... NOT. Oh well!







See you in a couple days! (Damn i'm gonna have a full inbox)



Much love <3

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26238468/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26238468/ Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:12:39 PDT

1. 3 names you go by
1) Jessica
2) Jess
3) Kenny

2. Three things you are wearing right now.
1) South Park shirt <3
2) Skinny jeans
3) socks

You must answer every question TRUTHFULLY.

1. Are you currently in a relationship?
No... D:

2. Have you ever been given a rose?
No... but I want to be given one... but I never will

3. What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
Titanic?

4. Have you ever been in love?
Yes

5. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
Yes, but I don't believe that everyone will find them/see who it is, even though they are right in front of them

6. What's your current problem?
I have a headache and I miss a lot of people ):

7. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes

8. Your thoughts of online or long distance relationships?
Online- No. Just no.
Long Distance- They normally don't work out... but give them a try!

10. Are you a retard?
I have my moments

11.How many kids do you want to have?
1-3

12. What is/are your favorite color(s)?
Red and black

13. Do you believe you truly only love once?
No

14. Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
Yes

16. At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?
5th grade

17. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Hero of the Day by Metallica or Nothing Else Matters by Metallica... lol weird.

18. Do you like anyone?
Yep

19. Does that person know?
Yep they both know D:

20.Does that person like you back?
Well ~SirixInuyasha says that the guy does (but I don't think so), and I don't know about the chick, the only thing I know is that we can't go out

21. Would you do anything to get that person?
No, cause I would be forcing them into something.


Now repost as"21 love questions"

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26217504/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26217504/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:50:45 PDT [link]
Stolen from


1. What would you do if starchaser94 and christy-person were going out?
OMG!!! *runs up to them* MAKE OUT! NOW!
2. What song could be peanutbuttermuffin's theme song?
Guilty Pleasure by Cobra Starship <3
3. Do you love metalheadnow?
Omg I love him so much
4. Who does midnightaqua like?
Me bitch! Just kidding Im pretty sure she doesn't like anyone
5. Hot christy-person on anime-goth-girl action - Yes/No?
YES PLEASE!
6. Would you open a mystery gift sirixinuyasha just gave you, without much hesitation?
Yes, but it may kill me because it was actually for ~falloutassassin or ~icestar687
7. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between blood-sucker-person and falloutassassin, and why?
I think ~falloutassassin would be more productive as a hero. But if I was a superhero (shocker right?) I would pick ~blood-sucker-person because we would actually fight crime and not rip each other's heads off
8. Does blackat94 have any pets?
Mr. Urahara for the win!
9. If you could do anything with falloutassassin, what would it be?
REALLY?!?!? It HAD to ask me that?!?!?!?! *looks up* God, do you hate me?
10. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between anime-goth-girl and blood-sucker-person, and why?
No offence, but ~anime-goth-girl isn't a hero So i'd pick ~blood-sucker-person

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26213496/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26213496/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:18:02 PDT even more depressed, I am starting a new challenge, and postponing the other one
Character im using: Rylee
I might do the same one with Heath later


Mini-Themes:
20 Theme
Basic Mini theme for anyone to use!
Your character JUST / IS
1: Met someone new
2: Met someone famous!
3: Turned bad...
4: Fell In Love
5: Drank too much!
6: Feels really sick...
7: Going to the Ball!
8: Got ready for the beach
9: Jut built a snowman
10: Getting together wih som friends
11: Lost a fight
12: Won a fight
13: Got very scared...
14: Almost had a heart attack!
15: Fell asleep
16: Took a shower
17: Got their favourite food!
18: Got a new hair style
19: Giving someone a kiss [link]
20: Celebrating!!!

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26199500/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26199500/ Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:11:59 PDT

RULES
1. You must tag at least 6 people(let them know they've been tagged).
2. No tag backs.
3. Tell the truth.

1. What is your DeviantArt name and what does it mean?
southparkfanfic13 and it means I like South Park... fanfics... and the # 13

2. Why did you join this site?
This is where I talk to most of my friends and to improve my art

3. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined?
South Park!

4. How many watchers are you currently watching now?
223

5. Your first gift ever was to?
As in art gift? I guess

6. List five things you are a fan of?
1) Vampires
2) Music
3) Photography
4) South Park
5) Shonen-ai

8. List four people you look up to the most? No particular order!
1) Robert (my brother)
2) ~SirixInuyasha
3) ~BlAcKaT94
4) ~StarChaser94 And idk why -_-

9. How many pets do you own?
2

12. Name 3 aspects of your personality?
1) Uke
2) Crazy
3) Bitchy

13. If you could had a power what would it be?
Telekinesis

14. Who was the last person you talked to?
Robert

15. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?


16. Write the first five things that pop into your head:
1) cheetos
2) Papa Roach
3) Sex
4) ~peanutbuttermuffin
5) Kenny McCormick

17. What are the things you wish you could do better?
Keeping friends

18. Do you like who you are?
Not really

19. Summer or winter?
summer

20. Rain or sun?
rain

21. List 2 odd things about yourself?
1) I can't have sugar or caffeine or I spazz out
2)...People runs away from me

22. Pop or Hip hop?
neither!

23. How many scars do you have?
*counts* I lost track at 24

24. Do you wear spiked wristbands, Collars & belts?
wristbands and belts

25. Do you own anything from Hot Topic?
Duh!

26. Windows or Mac?
Windows! >3

27. Nyc Trpp or Lip Service?
???

28. Steak or Chicken?
Chicken

29. Favorite Color(s)?
Black and red

30. Anime or Manga?
Both!

31. Beer or wine?
Wine

32. Goth or Emo?
Emo goth >D

33. How many pairs of shoes do you have?
2

34. What is the most amount alcohol you ever drank in one day?
A lot D:

35. Cold or Hot?
it depends on the context your using it in

36. Favorite pair of pants?
My navy blue jeans

37. Do you like your user name?
sure?

38. Have you tried any drugs?
nope

39. If you have? what drugs?
nothing

40. Do you have a myspace/Facebook page?
Nope! And im proud

41. Pizza or Kebabs?
Pizza

42. Are you are nice person?
sometimes

43. How old are you?
13

44. Spikes, studs or eyelets?
Studs or spikes

45. Do you like your music loud?
YES!

46. Kind hearted?
I guess

47. Holden or Ford?
??

48. Annoying?
Sometimes XD

49. Do you like PLZ accounts?
YEAH!

50. Do you own a car or motor bike?
neither T^T

51. Do you like The Presets?
???????????????????????????

52. Do you keep secrets?
I have to

53. Should they release criminals from jail if they have killed someone?
¬__¬ NO!

54. Are you a liar?
Yes

55. Have you tried to kill yourself before?
Yes

56. Do you like your avatar?
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26149184/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26149184/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:15:11 PDT ANSWER USING ONLY SONG LYRICS
(always try to specify the author and title)

1. Who are you?
Hey, you're a crazy bitch Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry

2. What do you look like?
Aghh I can't find one ;A;

3. What's your secret?
It's in your head, all the voices mistaken. (Shake it off, shake it off) We're all dying in the end! Falling Down by Atreyu

4. What do you want to be?
Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars! Live in hilltop houses drivin' 15 cars. The girls come easy, the drugs come cheap. We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat. Rockstar by Nickelback

5. What can you do?
This is hardly worth fighting for. But it's the little petty shit that I can't ignore. With my fist in your face and your face on the floor! It'll be a long time comin', but you got the message now. Cause I was never goin', yeah, you're the one that's going down! You're Going Down by Sick Puppies

6. What can't you do?
Dance dance! We're falling apart to half time. Dance dance! And these are the lies you love to lead! Dance, this is the way you'd love if they knew how misery loved me. Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy (I can't dance T^T)

7. Where do you live?
Smells better than every flower in the desert. Something In Your Mouth by Nickelback (I live in the desert, and it doesn't smell nice D: )

8. What is love?
Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling. And every time we kiss I swear I could fly! Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last! I need you by my side. Every Time We Touch by Cascada

9. What is friendship?
Best friends, ex friends till the end! Better off as lovers, but not the other way around! Racing through the city, windows down in the back of yellow checkered cars.
Bang the Doldrums by Fall Out Boy

10. What are you afraid of?
How could you cheat on me? Then turn your back on me? You told me all the lies, you hypnotized, and I believed. How Could You by Saliva

12. What would you do with a million dollars?
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs, and a bathroom I can play baseball in. And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me.(Yeah, so what you need?) I need a a credit card that's got no limit, and a big black jet with a bedroom in it. Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet (Been there, done that) I want a new tour bus full of old guitars. My own star on Hollywood Boulevard, somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me(So how you gonna do it?) Rockstar by Nickelback

13. What would you tell the one who loves you?
Because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever. Forever by Papa Roach

14. What would you tell your enemies?
When you see my face, hope it gives you hell Gives You Hell by All American Rejects

15. What do you want to do?
And we were trying different things. We were smoking funny things. Making love out by the lake to our favorite song. Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long, singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long All Summer Long by Kid Rock

16. Where do you want to be?
Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town Mountain Town (South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut)

18. What questions do you ask?
Whats this, whats this? What's This by Fall Out Boy

19. What advice would you give?
Hush little baby, don't say a word. And never mind that noise you heard. It's just the beasts under your bed, in your closet, in your head! Enter Sandman by Metallica

20. What mistakes do you make?
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut. My weakness is, that I care to much. And our scars remind us, that our past is real. I tear my heart open, just to feel. Scars by Papa Roach

21. What do people think or say about you?
Oh man, she's got issues, and i'm gonna pay! She's Got Issues by Offspring

22. What do you want?
Someone to love, with my life in their hands Gotta Be Somebody by Nickelback

This quiz was taken from ~quizzes

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26124665/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26124665/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:05:06 PDT Age: 13 (Im turning 14 on August 3rd!)
Height: 5ft 1.5in (Im short T^T)
Natural hair colour: Brownish black
Eye colour: Green, but they change
Skin color: Pale...?
Glasses/contacts?: HA! Not anymore!
Piercings: Ears
Tattoos: None
Braces: I HATE THEM!
Mannerisms: As in posture? Slanted
Other distinctive markings: Freckles *shoots self*

FAVOURITE
Colour: Black and Red
Band: If I had to pick one... Metallica
Video game: Guitar Hero World Tour
Movie: Uh... Transformers
Book: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (This category changes a lot)
Food: Pizza
Game on a cell phone: Monopoly
CD: Infinity On High
Flower: Rose
Scent: Vanilla
Animal: Wolf
Comic book: Like manga? .Hack or Chibi Vampire
Cereal: Frosted Flakes
Website: Deviantart (DUH)
Cartoon: South Park <3

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: Yes, the clarinet
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: No
Like to sing?: Yeah, but I suck
Have a job?: Does babysitting count?
Have a cell phone?: Yes
Like to play sports?: Yes
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No T^T
Have a crush on someone?: Yes
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No
Have any special talents/skills?: Uh... Yes, but I won't tell you that unless it is specially requested... cause it's perverted >D
Exercise daily?: No >_>
Like school?: Yes

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: Yes
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes
Speak any other languages?: Does gibberish count? And i'm learning Latin
Go a day without food?: Yes
Remember your dreams: Sometimes
Read music, not just tabs?: Yes
Roll your tongue?: Yes
Eat a whole pizza?: Depends on what size pizza

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: No, I can't gamble yet Im not saying I don't gamble though
Snuck out of the house?: Yes
Lied to get out of trouble?: Who hasn't?!
Had a computer crash?: Yes
Gotten lost in your city?: Haha yes
Seen a shooting star?: Yes
Been to any other countries?: Jamaica ftw!
Had a serious surgery?: Yes
Stolen something important to someone else?: Yes
Solved a rubiks cube?: Yes
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: I do that everyday!
Cried over a girl?: Yes
Cried over a boy?: Yes
Kissed a random stranger?: No, but it would be funny as hell!
Hugged a random stranger?: No
Been in a fist fight?: Yes
Been arrested?: No
Done drugs?: No
Had alcohol?: Yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Yes
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yes
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: I didn't really sneak, I just walked in!
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: >_> Yes
Swore at your parents?: Yes
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Yes!
Been to a casino?: Yes
Ran over an animal and killed it?: *cries* Yes
Broken a bone?: Yes
Gotten stitches?: Yes
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: *shivers* Yes
Made homemade muffins?: MUFFINS!
Bitten someone?: *bites*
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yes
Burped in someone’s face?: Yes

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: 20 minutes ago
Cried: two nights ago
Went to the bathroom: 21 minutes ago
Saw a movie in a theatre: 2 days after Harry Potter VII came out
Read a book: Yesterday
Had a snow day: Never (It's Arizona bitch)
Had a party: Last week
Went to a doctor: A year ago
Tripped in front of someone: three days ago
Went to the grocery store: 2 days ago
Got sick: Every day XD
Got cursed: Uh...
Called someone: Yesterday

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruit
Black/white: Black
Lights on/lights off: On
TV/movie: Movie
Body spray/lotion: Lotion
Cash/cheque: cash
Pillows/blankets: blankets
Headache/stomach ache: headache
Paint/charcoal: charcoal
Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese
Summer/winter: Summer
Snow/rain: Rain
Fog/misty: misty
Rock/rap: ROCK! Rap sucks
Meat/vegetarian: MEAT!
Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla
Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles
Cake/pie: CAKE!
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:
Cookies/muffins: cookies
Wallet/pocket: wallet
Window/door: window
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: ??????
Pink/purple: purple
Cat/dog: catdog!
Long sleeve/short sleeve: long sleeves
Pants/... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26081449/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26081449/ Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:23:16 PDT 13 (Turning 14 in like... 2.5 weeks )
2. B is for beer of choice:
Hmm... Bud Light, the classic American beer (God I sound like a commercial)
3. C is for career right now:
Lets see, well no actual career, but I feel like a psychiatrist, a photographer, Suicide Helpline operator, CPS (Child Protective Services) Officer, and a whore (Its up to you to decide whether im joking about the last one ) :l
4. D is for your dog's name:
Asia (Well, its not my dog, she just lives here
5. E is for essential item you use everyday:
Cell Phone
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment:
South Park
7. G is for favorite game:
Guitar Hero (any of them)
8. H is for Home town:
Orlando, FL
9. I is for instruments you play:
Clarinet
10. J is for favorite juice:
Uh... the orange kind? (Florida Orange Juice ftw~)
11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick:

12. L is for last place you ate:
Subway
13. M is for marriage:
Is my wife
No one would wanna marry me actually though.
14. N is for your full name:
Jessica Marie Clare K. (I know... gay name right?!)
15. O is for overnight hospital stays:
When I was born?
16. P is for people you were with today:
My brother, and my nephews
17. Q is for quote:
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -General Patton
18. R is for Biggest Regret:
I can't tell you that, but I do regret it
19. S is for status:
Tired as fuck, wet (not that way) and listening to You're Going Down by Sick Puppies
20. T is for time you woke up today:
too early
21. U is for underwear you have on now:
Uh... boy shorts (Im not telling you the color)
22. V is for vegetable you love:
Celery, but I can't have it cause of my braces
23. W is for worst habit:
Uhhhh...........
24. X is for x-rays you've had:
Chest (twice) arm, hand, teeth, (Does an ultrasound count as an x-ray?)
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:
Haven't eaten yet, sorry
26. Z is for zodiac sign:
Leo

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26060289/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26060289/ Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:39:26 PDT lol again

Less than 20- Seme
More than 20- Uke

1-[x] you like to be consent in everything
2-[x] when a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say
3-[x] you enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music (Kinda)
4-[x] you are quite hyperactive (When i'm happy)
5-[x] if you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking out loud (Only when i'm really upset)
6-[x] you love candies or any type of caramel
7-[x] you like making others blush
8-[x] you sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand. (Pillow~)
9-[ ] you’re usually shy with the opposite sex
10-[x] you like romantic-funny anime
11-[x] between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.
12-[ ] you have listened “an café”
13-[ ] you like listening to it (No... im listening to Slipknot)
14-[ ] you have 1 or 2 song in you pc of “an café”
15-[/] you are innocent and a little clumsy (Im clumsy)
16-[x] you smile at kitties
17-[x] you usually say –kawaii- (Online I do)
18-[x] you like plushies
19-[ ] between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[x] you hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot
21-[x] you have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema
22-[x] you have called to the mistaken number twice or more
23-[ ] you cried with Pocahontas' ending
24-[x] you have used a very feminine dress or shirt (D: )
25-[x] you call your pets with cute names (Well... my hamster)
26-[x] you believe that yaoi/yuri is the best
27-[x] you're easy to convince
28-[x] some men scare you
29-[ ] you have seen Pucca and you like it
30-[ ] you have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers
31-[x] sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space
32-[ ] you’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before
33-[x] when a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive
34-[ ] you like j-pop
35-[x] you have cried for more than one movie/TV series (Dude... I cried watching Scrubs D: )
36-[ ] you watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi/you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa
37-[ ] you smile with no reason
38-[ ] you usually are very positive
39-[x] when there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it (ZOMG! RAINBOW?! *runs into door*)
40-[ ] you usually don’t understand what your parents say






Dammit!

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26041631/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26041631/ Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:51:50 PDT
ALTERNATIVE:
[x] Weezer
[x] Paramore
[x] Panic! At the Disco
[ ] October Fall
[ ] The Academy Is...
[ ] Coheed And Cambria
[x] Red Hot Chili Peppers
[x] Yellowcard
[ ] Sugarcult
[ ] The Dresden Dolls

TOTAL SO FAR = 5

COUNTRY:
[ ] Rascal Flatts (I've only heard "Life is a Highway" and that was because of the movie "Cars"...so yeah)
[ ] Carrie Underwood
[ ] Leanne Rhymes
[ ] Garth Brooks
[ ] Dixie Chicks
[ ] Kenny Chesney (Wasn't he on the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy?)
[ ] Tim McGraw
[ ] Faith Hill
[ ] Shania Twain
[ ] Johnny Cash

TOTAL SO FAR = 5

EMO:
[x]Hawthorne Heights
[ ] Halifax
[ ] Forgive Durden
[ ] Amber Pacific
[x] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
[ ] From First to Last
[x] Senses Fail
[x] Underoath
[ ] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit the lights
[ ] Dear Whoever
TOTAL SO FAR = 9

INDIE:
[ ] The Hush Sound
[ ] Eisley
[ ] Death Cab for Cutie
[ ] Dashboard Confessional
[ ] The Killers
[ ] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] Hot Hot Heat
[ ] Gym Class Heroes
[ ] Franz Ferdinand
[ ] Modest Mouse
TOTAL SO FAR = 9

METAL:
[x] Slipknot
[x] System of a Down
[x] Disturbed
[x] Metallica
[x] Guns n' Roses
[x] Lamb of God
[x] Slayer
[x] Hatebreed
[x] Killswitch Engage
TOTAL SO FAR = 18

POP:
[ ] Teddy Geiger
[ ] Ashlee Simpson
[x] Kelly Clarkson (Kinda.)
[ ] Jesse McCartney
[x] Avril Lavigne (Kinda.)
[x] Pink (Eh. I like some songs by her... all because of )
[ ] The Veronicas
[ ] Daniel Powter (I've only heard Bad Day)
[ ] James Blunt
[ ] Natasha Beddingfield
[ ] Ryan Cabrera
TOTAL SO FAR= 21

POWERPOP/POP PUNK/PUNK:
[ ] Hellogoodbye
[ ] Cute is What We Aim for
[ ] Cartel
[ ] The Click Five
[x] Fall Out boy
[ ] Lucky Boys Confusion
[x] Good Charlotte
[x] Bowling for Soup
[ ] Relient K
[ ] Less Than Jake
[x] Simple Plan
TOTAL SO FAR= 25

RAP:
[ ] Tupac
[ ] Jay-Z
[ ] Ying Yang Twins
[ ] T.I.
[ ] Paul Wall
[ ] Jamie Foxx
[ ] Ludacris
[ ] Lil' Jon
[ ] Outkast
[ ] 50 Cent
[ ] Kanye West
[ ] Notorious B.I.G
[ ] Young Jeezy

TOTAL SO FAR= 25

SKA:
[ ] Reel Big Fish
[ ] The Specials
[ ] Mad Caddies
[ ] The Aquabats
[x] Sublime
[ ] No Doubt
[ ] Madness
[ ] Operation Ivy
[x] Bob Marley
TOTAL SO FAR= 27

ROCK:
[ ] Taking Back Sunday
[x] All American Rejects
[ ] Motion City Soundtrack
[x] Avenged Sevenfold
[x] Angels and Airwaves
[x] Evanescence
[x] My Chemical Romance
[ ] Brand New
[x] Green Day
[x] Blink 182

TOTAL SO FAR= 35

CLASSIC ROCK:
[x] The Beatles
[x] Led Zeppelin
[x] The Rolling Stones
[x] The Who
[x] Pink Floyd
[ ] The Doors
[x] Jimi Hendrix
[x] Queen
[x] Van Halen
[x] Bob Dylan
[ ] Simon & Garfunkel

TOTAL SO FAR= 44

Now multiply by 2
and put "I am ___% obsessed with music"



Btw... stupid fucking fatass at my fucking breakfast! (Those of you who know me in real life will get it)

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26034219/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26034219/ Sat, 18 Jul 2009 21:27:14 PDT

Just letting you know, I don't use iTunes that much cause I use my MP3 XD

1. What are your top 10 most played songs?

iTunes:
Thnks fr th Mmrs- Fall Out Boy
Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?- Fall Out Boy
Hum Hallelujah- Fall Out Boy
Dance Dance- Fall Out Boy
Scream- Avenged Sevenfold
To Be Loved- Papa Roach
Beast and the Harlot- Avenged Sevenfold
I Don't Care- Fall Out Boy
One- Metallica
Afterlife- Avenged Sevenfold



2. 10 most recently played songs?

To Be Loved- Papa Roach
I Don't Care- Fall Out Boy
Bodies- Drowning Pool
Inside the Fire- Disturbed
I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic! at the Disco
Breakdown- Seether
Afterlife- Avenged Sevenfold
Second Chance- Shinedown
Beast and the Harlot- Avenged Sevenfold
Living On A Prayer- Bon Jovi


3. How many songs are on your iTunes? Your iPod?

iTunes: Idk how many songs I have, but I have 148 artists and 2.1 days of music XD
MP3: 713 songs

4. What artist do you have the most songs by? How many songs?

Metallica- 143 songs

5. What playlists do you have?
Blah
Jess's Playlist (that's mine ^^)
On the Go
Angry
Calming
One
Rob's Playlist

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26003202/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/26003202/ Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:48:40 PDT and viola! You haver an un-matured deviation!

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25986984/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25986984/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:02:31 PDT

Rules:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people.

Characters Chosen:

Rylee
Heath
Dylan

1) How Old Are You?

Rylee: Im 15
Heath: Im... uh... (Rylee: You're 17, Heath.) Heath: Oh yeah! Well im sorry, the vampyre thing is confusing!
Dylan: Im 10



2) Height?

Rylee: Im... uh... *mumbles* 5ft 1in
Heath: Im 6ft 3in!
Dylan: Uh... *measures* 5ft! Wow im tall!

3) You Got Any Bad Habits???

Rylee: Uh... If you count the drinking human blood part >_>'
Heath: Heh heh... *nervous laugh*
Dylan: I don't think so :l

4) You a virgin?

Rylee: Uh... *shifts eyes* N-no... (Eve: WHAT?!?!?! )
Heath: Ah hellz no!
Dylan: Uh... wut?

5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?

Rylee: Heath <3
Heath: Rylee
Dylan: Uh... WHAT? (Me: Ahaha Dylan... such a noob.)

6) Have Any Kids?

Rylee: Yep! *looks at Dylan*
Heath: Well, yeah, but he was an accident... (Rylee: *death glare*) Bu-but I love him!
Dylan: No! Im ten! And what do you mean I was an accident! (Rylee and Heath: )

7) Favourite Food?

Rylee: Pizza!
Heath: Any junk food really
Dylan: Uh.. cheese sticks

8) Favourite Ice Cream flavor?

Rylee: Strawberry <3
Heath: Chocolate
Dylan: Uh... all?

9) Killed anyone?

Rylee: *cries* YES! And I hate it! I almost kill everyone I feed on!
Heath: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR! And it was a stupid hobo...my first time feeding... IM SORRY OK!!!!!
Dylan: No!

10) Hate anyone?

Rylee: Yes. *glares at Emerix* (Emerix: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!?!)
Heath: Nah. I just dislike her greatly.
Dylan: Nope ^^

11) Any Secrets?

Rylee: Uh....
Heath: Except for the vampyre thing (Rylee: *smacks*) I mean... no...
Dylan: Yes, my mom told me not to tell.

12) Love Anyone?

Rylee: Yes *hugs Heath*
Heath: Aghhhh *being squeezed* Yes! *rubs hand mark on face* It's tough love.
Dylan: I don't think so

13) TACOS?

Rylee: Sure *shrugs*
Heath: NOM NOM TACOS!!!!!!
Dylan: OM NOM NOM!!!!!

14) Ever slept in All day?

Rylee: I try... but Eve always wakes me up -_-'
Heath: Duh
Dylan: No

15) Favorite Show?

Rylee: South Park or House ^.^
Heath: Uh... South Park, Family Guy, and Futurama... Oh and The Simpsons
Dylan: SPONGEBOB FTW!

16) Favourite Movie?

Rylee: Uh.. anything scary really
Heath: Remember the Titans... or the Waterboy
Dylan: THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE

17) Favourite Band?

Rylee: Avenged Sevenfold <3
Heath: Guns and Roses or Metallica... or Disturbed... oh but what about Slipknot... KoRn is a good band too... (Rylee: http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25967119/ Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:22:37 PDT

WHAT KIND OF NERD ARE YOU???

ANIME/MANGA NERD

[X] You watch anime. (Wolf's Rain, Ginga)
[X] You read manga.
[X] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[X] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[X] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[x] You have cosplayed. (Not as an anime character though)
[x] You have done so in public.
[x] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[X] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[x] You know that it is pronounced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.

ANIME/MANGA POINTS: 10/14
__________________________________________________________________________________________

ART NERD

[X] You like art.
[X] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favorite brand. (Crayola ftw!!! But I don't color in them ;A
[X] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[X] You give people your drawings as gifts. (Cause I can't afford to buy something TT^TT)
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ ] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or "pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[ ] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[X] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

ART NERD POINTS: 5/15
__________________________________________________________________________________________

MUSICAL NERD

[X] You play a musical instrument.
[X] You play more than one instrument.
[X] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[x] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[X] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[X] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc... (Favorite bands maybe)
[x] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.

MUSICAL NERD POINTS: 7/14
__________________________________________________________________________________________

VIDEO GAME NERD

[X] You play video games.
[ ] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[X] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[X] You have played a video game for over 10 hours. (GUITAR HERO!!!)
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[ ] Your gaming system is in your room.
[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[x] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[X] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[X] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.

VIDEO GAME NERD POINTS: 10/15
__________________________________________________________________________________________

COMPUTER NERD:

[X] You use the computer every day.
[X] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[X] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[X] You use computer faces; : D XD XP D: ^_^ >.> and etc.
[X] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the foru... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25951375/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25951375/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:29:50 PDT

1) First list all your OC’s by first name so we can see your list of all your wonderful OC’s (Im including some of ~blood-sucker-person's OC's, cause we are writing a book together)

i. Rylee
ii. Heath
iii. Eve (Not mine)
iv. Ren (Not mine)
v. Emerix (Not mine)
vi. Dylan
vii. Alyce


2) Who is your favorite OC?

Baww do I have to pick one? I guess i'd have to say Rylee

3) Who is your least favorite?

I love them all!!!! D:

4) Who is your most developed?

Rylee, most definatly

5) Which OC would you want to date if they magically came to life?

Hmm... Heath or Ren, (Even though Ren would be a pedo)

6) How many girl OCs do you have? Boy OCs? It OCs?

Rylee, Eve, and Alyce are chicks, the rest are guys

7) If you were stuck in a burning building what do you think the third OC on your list would do?

Go all Kung Fu Panda and save my sorry ass

8) Name one thing you regret about one of your OCs.

Rylee is to much like me

9) Which of your OCs do you think would make the best father/mother/it parent out of all your OCs and why??

Eve, cause she is like... the most protective and non-violent (Even though she wants to beat the shit out of Heath for knocking up Rylee)

10) Which of your OCs do you think will most likely be put in jail?

Emerix... he is the most deadly

11) The eighth of your OCs was put into the future! What will their job be?!?

I didn't put 8 OC's

12) Name the first OCs catch phrase! (if they don’t have one just make one up)

Uh... no.

13) Do all your OCs live together or are they separated?

They all live in the same house... jesus toast this sounds like a sitcom

14) Are there any pairings that are in your OC list? (they can’t be with someone else's)

RyleexHeath
EvexEmerix
AlycexDylan

15) Your seventh OC switched bodies with you for a day! How will they react at the end of the day?

Alyce: O________________o

16) Your last OC just became a fifteen year old. What do they do?

Wow... my boobs grew!

17) Now randomly select a person on your OC list. Who was it?

Heath

18) That OC you just chose? Yeah they think they are superman (even if they are a girl) and are on the roof about to jump off.

He would jump and use his fire powers to keep himself aloft

19) Are any of your OCs bored of this meme?

Emerix: Im hungry. *looks at Heath*
Heath: Uh... *is nervous* Hurry up plz k thnx!!!!

20) Would your second OC prefer the beach or the mountains?

Beach, so he can keep his yummy tan

21) Would your tenth OC battle a shark?

I didn't pick ten... but all of them would

22) Which OCs hate each other?

Rylee and Emerix, and Heath and Eve... Ren is a little pissed at Heath and Emerix for knocking up Rylee and Eve

23) Which OC did you create first? And last?

Rylee first, Dylan last

25) And if those two were fighting, who would win?

Dylan, cause Rylee could never hurt her child purposely... although I don't think Dylan could hurt his mom

26) Are your OCs fat or skinny?

Rylee is tiny.. and the rest are fit

27) What are your first 2 OC's favorite foods?

Rylee: Pizza and Pocky
Heath: Pizza and Nachos

28) If your listed OCs were in a fight to the death, who would emerge victorious?

Emerix

29) There's a zombie attack and your OCs are stranded. Who do they elect to be their leader?

Ren, cause he's the most calm-headed out of all of them

30) During said zombie attack, who's the first to die?

None would die!

31) OC three and OC five are stuck together in a room, what happens?

Eve: Alyce, time for you to train!
Alyce: lol wut?

32) OC one and two are stuck in a room together, what happens?

Epic make out, then sex if Rylee wasn't hungry, but if she was then she would probably feed on him, then have hardcore sex >:3 *is shot*

33) OC one... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25898646/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25898646/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 12:26:29 PDT (Sorry if you're not on here, I added people I know in real life)
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How did you meet number 4?
We had the same teacher in 6th grade, and she sat next to me

Do you love anyone on here?
I love them all ^^ Well... except

What would you do if you hadn't met number 1?
I wouldn't be in to yaoi and yuri right now >_O I know, shocker, right? And well... my life wouldn't be complete

What would you do if 1 and 2 were going out?
I wouldn't be surprised ._.

Where did you meet number 8?
Either in a classroom in 3rd grade... or on the monkey bars

What do you think of number 7?
She is an amazing artist, hilarious, a great friend, and a good person

What would you do if 3 confessed they love you?
... O____________________________________________________o WHAT?

Where does 5 live?
Down the street from me

Is number 2 your friend?
DUH

Whose 9's best friend?
Uh... either or

Have you ever eaten around 11?
Yeah, like two days ago

Do you miss number 1?
Yeah, even though I saw her two days ago

Who's number 1 dating?
No one... that I know of *looks at her*

What do you think about number 4?
She is also an amazing artist, my wife (well... one of them) and she is so adorable *squeezes* AND I MISS HER TT^TT

What would you do if 3 and 9 were going out?
It would be amazing *_* And I still wouldn't be surprised

Who does 6 like?
...um...

What is 10 to you?
A dick at the moment

Do you have any special thing you do with 1?
We rp... A LOT, and we talk on the phone every night

Have you ever been in 9's house?
Yep... well, not her new house

Would you marry 1?
I am marr... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25842253/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25842253/ Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:29:03 PDT I died. just died. Ryan and John are leaving to pursue "other projects"... and Brendon and Spencer are staying as Panic at the Disco, but getting new members. ITS NOT THE FUCKING SAME!!!!!! D: D: D: D: D: D: Im so upset! I started crying when called me to tell me. God this ruins my birthday party tomorrow ;A;










PANIC AT THE DISCO FOREVER!!!!!


]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25833069/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25833069/ Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:18:08 PDT
Rules: Answer each question, then tag 4 people. DO IT.
LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
Name: Jessica
Birth Date: August 3rd, 1995
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Righty/Lefty: Even better! Ambidexterous

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear: Clowns
Your dream of the perfect date: Going to a movie, then going out for a fun food like pizza, then going and sitting under the stars cuddling. >.< Bawhhh im so fucking cheesy.
Goal you'd like to achieve: To get a boyfriend again... so I can finally get all the way over a certain someone.

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: Dammit I wanted to sleep more.
Your best physical feature: My hair? Or the only other thing people are attracted to: my boobs ._.
Your bed time: I have none
Your most missed memory: When I went with my current boyfriend of the time, on a "date" if you will (Idk if it was categorized as a date... but oh well) and we hung out until like... nine at night at the park, then had a "lovely" goodbye. (Interpret lovely as you will, and that's my most missed memory off the top of my head )

LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke~
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's ftw!
Single or Group Dates: I like group dates for the first, like two dates, but everything else I like single dates better, but i'll still do group dates.
Adidas or Nike: Don't care.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino is a coffee

LAYER 5: DO YOU.
Cuss: No shit sherlock
Take showers: Yes... it's much safer then putting me in a bathtub
Have a crush: Yes... two actually
Like(d) school: Yeah, I can see my friends
Believe in yourself: Not really.
Believe what goes around comes around: Hell yeah!
Think you're a health freak: I wish I was

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall: Yes
Been on stage: No
Eaten sushi: <3 Yes
Been hurt: *sigh* yes
Dyed your hair: Not recently

LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
Played a stripping game: Haha yes! It was with and
Got beaten up: No
Changed who you were to fit in: No

LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
Age you're hoping to be married by: 35 I guess
Number of kids you're planning on having: 1-3 I guess

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
Best eye color: Dark brown or ice blue
Best hair color: Black or Brown... or bleach blonde
Short or long hair: Medium
Fat or fit: Fit
Looks or personality: Personality
Fun or serious: Fun

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: Writing this
1 HOUR AGO: Sleeping
1 WEEK AGO: Probably writing another journal similar to this ._.
1 YEAR AGO: I have no idea

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: tired and sick.
I HATE: bitches who stand up their so called "boyfriends". (My brother got stood up yesterday >:U)
I HIDE: A lot of stuff.
I NEED: help.
I LOVE: all my friends who have been there for me in the past few months.

What is a food that you'd hate to be allergic to?
Tomatoes or potatoes

What color was the last towel you used?
Brown

Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you?
Taller... though that's not very hard.

When was the last time your nose bled?
Like... five minutes ago

How old are you turning this year?
14

What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?
Pizza Rolls or Nachos

Swimming pool or hot tub?
Swimming pool for parties, hot tub for dates... you know, more romantic.

What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Arms

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?
http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25800535/ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:15:13 PDT

I'm: A sexy cutie with a sexy smile who ran shirtless with a shoe because im sexy as hell XD

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[x] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict




What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[x] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[x] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[x] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[X] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25779460/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25779460/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:08:19 PDT have constant phone calls, notes, and MSNing about porn? And we talk dirty to each other, and talk about fucking each other... but we are roleplaying??? Idk about you, but we have fun Is it normal? Idk, that is why im asking XD
And... I think im gonna cry ;_; My MP3 broke A part of me was in that little thing! So... essentially a little bit of me died today... We should have a funeral. Im pissed, sad, and a little high. I have no idea why. >:U My birthday is coming up, any donations for a new music player? Please? Aww im just kidding.


BTW... I GOTS A GIANT CARTMAN PLUSHIE FROM I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! (Even though he just was giving it away)

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[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today. (In fact i havent... weird.)
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[x] - You are an alcoholic. (Im getting over it)
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelery.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day. (Im supposed to be)
[ ] - You have a job.
[ ] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[x] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 16

[x] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks. (Um im sick... can't help it)
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. *coughjaycough*
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[x] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's... ()
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny. (Wat?)
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right. (WHAT?)
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude. (I almost do *winkwink*)

TOTAL SO FAR = 32

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[ ] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.


TOTAL SO FAR = 40

[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 50

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[ ] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[ ] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 54

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[ ] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 61


0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25724442/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25724442/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:31:37 PDT
Who stole from: Idk and idc
You are:
[X]short,under 5′4
[ ] 5′4″-5′5″
[ ] 5′5″-5.6″
[ ] 5′6.5 - 5′7 ”
[ ] 5′7″ - 6′0
[ ] tall, 6′1 and up

NATURALLY
[ ] blonde
[ ] redhead
[ ] brunette
[ ] dirty blonde
[ ] brownish
[x] dark brown (idk which one it was, dark brown or black)
[x] black
[ ] indian red/light brown

[ ] blue-eyed
[ ] brown-eyed
[ ] black-eyed
[x] green-eyed
[ ] hazel-eyed
[ ] gold/brown-eyed
[ ] silver/gray-eyed
[ ] blue/gray-eyed
[ ] blue/green-eyed
[ ] green/gray-eyed
[x] they change colors
[ ] amber

[ ] glasses
[ ] contacts
[X] neither

[ ] short hair
[X] medium hair
[ ] long hair


Your favorite color(s) are?
[X] red
[ ] khaki
[ ] aqua
[ ] pink
[ ] hot pink
[ ] yellow
[X] black
[ ] green
[ ] lime green
[ ] blue
[ ] white
[ ] silver
[ ] purple
[ ] brown
[x] orange
[ ] grey
[ ] fuchsia
[ ] maroon
[ ] gold
[ ] teal
[ ] coral
[ ] clear
[ ] bronze
[ ] I don’t really care
[ ] rainbow
[ ] other

Your personality is sometimes…
[x] talkative
[x] shy (Around some people and about certain things)
[x] funny
[ ] serious
[ ] laid back
[ ] hyper
[X] sarcastic
[ ] slow
[ ] all of the above

You like listening to:
[ ] pop
[ ] country
[ ] Christian
[ ] orchestral/classical
[ ] techno
[ ] oldies
[ ] opera
[ ] 80’s
[ ] 70's
[ ] 60's
[ ] 50's
[ ] disco
[ ] rap
[x] classic rock
[x] punk
[x] pop punk
[X] metal
[ ] hip-hop
[X] rock
[X] alt/indie rock
[x] emo
[X] foreign rock
[ ] skate
[ ] lots of different stuff


The pets you have/ had?
[x] cat
[X] dog
[ ] lizard
[x] rat
[ ] ferret
[X] bunny
[ ] fish
[ ] horse
[X] birds
[ ] frog
[ ] hermit crab
[ ] turtle
[X] hamster
[ ] snake
[ ] gerbil
[x] guinea pig
[ ] pig
[ ] goat
[ ] chinchilla
[ ] tarantula
[ ] geese
[ ] baby chicks
[ ] baby ducklings
[ ] none
[ ] hedgehog (Sonic?)
[ ] snail
[ ] piranha
[ ] sea gull
[ ] newt
[ ] pigeon
[ ] Donkey
[ ] other


Your confessions:
[ ] I’m afraid of silence
[x] I am really ticklish
[x] I’m afraid of the dark (Sometimes)
[x] I’ve collected comic books… (Does manga count?)
[x] I open up to others TOO easily (I HATE it)
[ ] I read the newspaper
[X] I love Disney movies
[X] I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes
[X] I am a sucker for a gorgeous smile
[ ] I don’t kill bugs
[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name
[X] I bake
[X] I have worn pajamas to class
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[x] I am self-conscious
[X] I love to laugh
[x] I can’t swallow pills (I can't really well cause my throat is constricted)
[x] I bite my nails
[X] I play computer games when I’m bored
[x] I have gotten lost in the city
[X] I have gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] I have made out in an elevator
[ ] I have been skydiving
[ ] I have been bungee jumping
[X] I have bitten someone
[ ] I have egged or rolled a house/car
[ ] I have smashed into a car
[ ] I have been fired
[x] I do notes when I'm bored

Have you ever…
[x] seen a shooting star
[x] joke proposed to anyone (With a freaking RING POP!!! It was to )
[X] eaten Sushi
[x] gotten the chicken pox
[x] ridden in a taxi
[ ] been on a cruise ship
[X] driven over 400 miles in one day
[x] been on a plane by yourself
[x] had surgery
[X] seen a movie more than 2 times in the theatre in one day
[X] been on stage
[x] gotten a black eye
[X] memorized all the dialogues in a movie
[X] watched an entire baseball game

Do you like…
[X] old movies
[ ] musicals
[X] blasting music in your car
[X] foreign foods
[x] gameboy Pokemon
[x] Christmas time
[X] animals
[X] coffee
[x] tea
[x] summer
[X] winter
[X] fall
[ ] spring (I despise it... all the happy... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25653239/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25653239/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:10:04 PDT
If you want three or more people in the picture, it will just be the sketch, but if its two people or less, I shall color it >:3
First come first serve, im afraid

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]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25624027/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25624027/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:24:21 PDT [ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7. (Holy sheet that would kill my eyes D: )
[ ] My looks are very important to me.
[ ] I can’t live without my cell phone. (I lived without it for over a month cause I kept getting grounded)
[x] My hair is always straight.
[x] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot. (oops)
[ ] I laugh 24/7.
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies. (Nope. I like less crowded places)
[ ] I'll only date popular guys.
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music. (UGHHHH EWWWWW)
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics (Dont have one)
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job (DON'T REMIND ME D< )
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 3 D: OH NOES!!!


Emo
[x] I cry a lot.
[x] I go to local shows. (Ive gone to some... HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU EMO?!)
[x] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. (Um... only MCR is considered "emo")
[x] I self mutilate myself. (I HAVE...)
[x] I think about suicide or death often. (Heheh...heh...)
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals. (Sometimes)
[ ] My myspace pics are black and white or angled. (I DONT HAVE A FUCKING MYSPACE!!!)
[x] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me. (Almost no one)
[x] I don't talk too often. (Well, people say not often enough)
[x] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner. (I don't wear any make up...)
[ ] My fingernails are black.
[x] I have an ex I still cry over.
[x] My hair is black. (Naturally, and at the roots)
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[x] I love Hot Topic.
[x] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 17

Nerd

[x] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. (YESSSSSS)
[x] Computer games = Love.
[x] I'm 'teachers pet'. (Only because teachers LOVE me for some reason :/ )
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[x] I use an asthma inhaler. (D: )
[x] I carry a calculator with me. (ON MY CELL PHONE 8D)
[ ] I bring my lunch to school. (I hardly ever eat lunch)
[ ] I always follow the rules. (HAHAHAHAHAHA NO.)
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[x] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar. (sometimes... AGH IM TURNING INTO A GRAMMAR NAZI!!!)
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people.
Total = 14

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind. (But i get shot down)
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit. (Im in the MARCHING band ._.)
[ ] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors. (That'd be funny)
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[x] I won't listen to authority figures. (Sometimes)
[ ] I always break the rules. (Pfft, i've broken the law )
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ ] I don't give a crap what people think of me. (I WISH!)
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'. (Yep XD)
[ ] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs. (nope, I respect everyone's beliefs.)
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 8

Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[x] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team! ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25594557/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25594557/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:31:18 PDT is coming over, and she left her Tweek cosplay here. We are gonna be doing some pictures together with both of our cosplays on, any requests? We will do yaoi (Its Tweek and Kenny btw) by request, but give us some ideas! We will also have there, so im sure we will have some Kenny stalker pictures >:3
Comment your requests!!!!


~StarChaser94's Tweek cosplay: [link]

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25575771/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25575771/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:45:09 PDT

Put an * to each one that applies to you:

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

*I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

*I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST yell really loud.

*I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm supposed to be)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

*I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-emotional.

*I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Um...)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

*I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

*I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Well... people say I am... and i'm not a virgin )

*I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

*I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

*I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

*I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

*I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. (D: Thats really mean)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

*I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

*I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

*I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

*I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

*I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted. (I am perverted though)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

*I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25535232/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25535232/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:30:29 PDT [ ] You're normal
[ ] you're a quarterback
[x] you love animals
[ ] your best friend's a jew (no but she pretends to be a jew )
[ ] you have a girlfriend (I have a wife, does that count?)
1/5

Kyle
[ ] You're Jewish
[ ] you have an adopted brother
[ ] you have red hair
[ ] your best friend has black hair
[x] you are very smart
[x] you have a short temper
2/6

Cartman
[ ] you're fat
[ ] you have a huge ego
[ ] you love a stuffed animal (I <3 Kyle... and he's squishy like one :3)
[ ] your mother does everything for you
[x] you like to eat cheesy poofs
1/5

Kenny
[x] you're poor
[x] your parents are alcoholics
[x] you like the color orange
[x] you have an older brother
[x] you collect food at a dinner
5/5 (lmao)

Wendy
[x] you're a girl
[ ] you have a boyfriend
[x] you love pink and purple (hot pink ONLY)
[ ] you are very strong
[ ] you want to help everyone (Not everyone deserves help)
2/5

Bebe
[x] you have the biggest boobs in class (Not in class... but in my group)
[x] you at least once had boys fighting over you
[ ] you think you are popular
[ ] you are the head of a group
[ ] you love shoes (lets get some shoes )
2/5

Token
[ ] you're black
[ ] you're rich
[ ] your father is a lawyer
[ ] your friends rip on you for being rich
[ ] you have black hair
0/5

Craig
[x] you like to flip people off
[ ] you like to wear blue
[x] you are always negative (Yep, im a pessimist)
[ ] you get sent to the principal or school counselor often (I used to)
[ ] your best friend is popular for a certain reason
2/5

Clyde
[ ] girls are crazy about you (my wife is )
[ ] your father owns a shoe store
[x] you love tacos
[ ] you think you're hot
[x] you have brown hair
2/5

Pip
[ ] people call you french
[ ] you're british
[ ] you're always nice
[ ] your only friend is the son of satan (Damien is sexy)
[ ] you have blonde hair
0/5

Damien
[ ] you're the son/daughter of Satan (haha no, that is )
[ ] you own red contacts (I WANT SOME)
[x] you like black
[x] you like evil
[x] you know spells (spells... curses... yaddayaddayadda)
3/5

Butters
[ ] you get grounded alot
[ ] people call you a douchebag
[x] you believe vampires are real (Idk... there are some times...)
[ ] people always get you to do what they want (not always >_>
[ ] you have an evil alter ego
1/5

Tweek
[x] you are addicted to coffee
[x] people consider you a spaz
[ ] you say ''GAH'' all the time
[ ] your dad owns a coffee shop
[ ] you never sleep
2/5

Shelley
[ ] you have a little brother
[ ] you like to call people ''turd''
[ ] you like to hit your little brother/sister
[x] you have braces
[x] you had a musician as BF/GF (Well he played guitar...)
2/5

Ike
[ ] you're canadian
[ ] you're adopted
[ ] people think you're a trashcan
[x] you're considered a genius (harhar)
[ ] your parents are jewish
1/5

Mr. Garrison
[ ] you had an handdoll for a long time
[ ] you had a (sex) slave
[ ] you got fired for being gay
[ ] you had a sex change (O____o)
[ ] you also went back to your original sex (O________________________< )
0/5 (HAHA YES!)

Randy marsh
[x] you like to drink (>___> )
[ ] you said the N-word on national television
[ ] you think being an alcoholic is a disease
[ ] you are married
[ ] you have 2 children
1/5

Sharon marsh
[ ] you think your son is perfect
[ ] sometimes your husband pisses you off
[x] you got stalked with a camera once (AGHH)
[ ] you work at a plastic surgery or abortion clinic
[ ] you don't believe when your son tells his sister is beating him up
1/5

Sheila Broflovski
[ ] you hate Toilet humor (Haha penis's look funny)
[ ] you once started a war with Ca... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25533239/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25533239/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:04:48 PDT

IT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! >3< And well... Megan Fox is a sexy beast <3
Well... I won't spoil it, but I almost cried, twice ;A; And not from laughing, cause that movie was histerical. :3

And... I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ARE DOING AN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER MOVIE!!!!!!!!
Its gonna be so sweet, I saw the preview, and I was like... HOLY POTATOES!!!! It looks so awesome *_*
And... well New Moon looks better than fucking Twiilight... stupid chick directors fucking up the first movie >_> And JACOB IS FREAKING HOT!!!!! And he looks so cute as a werewolf

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25494308/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25494308/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:52:20 PDT
1. Fingers: Jessica

2. Chin: jjjunedsxddsxikjc azs (well I got all the letters in my name XD)

3. One finger: Jessica

4. Elbow: uj3ewsasw8idccqa (my elbow cant spell TT_TT)

5. Nose: u3widcfaqa (WTFFFFF)

6. Palm: jessica (YEEESSSSS!!!!!)

1) List four fandoms you have:
-South Park
-Harry Potter
-Star Wars
-yaoi

2) Have you ever slept in the back of a car?
Lol it wasnt comfortable... but I was hyped up on morphine so...

3) Have you recently dyed or cut your hair?
Yep... there's a piccy in mah gallery

4) List four people you look up to the most.
-Robert (my bro)
-Mr. Swattzell (8th grade science teacher, who rocks! )
-
-...idk

5) How many pets do you currently own?
Two

6) Which do you prefer, white or black?
BLACKKKKKK

7) Who is your most played character?
RolePlay: Rylee (OC) or Kenny McCormick :3
VG: Judy Nails from Guitar Hero X3

8) Choose one or the other, not both:
-Stuck on an island with your best friend- Cause it would be AWESOME!!!! >3<
-Stuck on an island with 5 acquaintances

9) Write 3 aspects that tell who you are:
-Crazy
-Makes stupid mistakes
-LOVES MUSIC

10) If you could have a power, what would it be?
*sigh* I cant pick just one!!!!

11) Who was the last person you talked to:
Robert (brother)

12) Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
and

13) Write the first 5 words that pop into your head:
fuck, damn, crap, METAL, music

14) What's the one thing you wish you could do better?
sing

15) Do you like the way you are?
eh. Some days.

16) Choose Summer or Winter: I like both, but i'd have to say summer

17) Choose Rain or Snow: Rain

18) Choose Water or Ice: Water

19) List 2 odd things about yourself:
-Im straight, but I would go all the way with a girl, but not have a relationship with one... they are to bitchy, at least for now... no one knows all that the future holds :3
-I squeak... A LOT

20) Now tag 6 people who should do this quiz:


(YEAH I TAGGED JOO BETCH)




]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25459551/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25459551/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:44:37 PDT The person who catches it, or gets the closest... gets three requests! So, happy hunting!!!

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25443936/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25443936/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:42:07 PDT
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+ = Digs it.
- = Despises it.
/ = Iffy on it.
? = wtf

Anal on Males (+): HaHA have you SEEN my favs?!?

Anal on Females (-): As long as its not me.... it sounds painful and well... there's another "less painful" enterance RIGHT THERE!!! (As long as you're not a virgin... otherwise its painful )

Breasts (+): Yes please

Breast Expansion (-): On me? Don't need it, and on others I think natural is best, no matter what size they are.

Weight Gain (?): THATS A FETISH?!?!?! Personally I wouldnt want someone squishing me thank you

Bondage (+): KINKY AS FUCK!!!

Clothing (/): Eh. I don't really have an opinion, cause I don't think its sexy, but... lets just say that I can't say anything on that subject on hating it, cause I don't.

Leather (/): eh. Idk, maybe, if you're lucky

Stockings (+): SEXYYYY!!! Yes please.

Shoe/Boots (/): Sure?

Suit and Tie (+): Oh yes! Suits on men are so fucking sexy to me!!

Muscle, Male (/): Not to much muscle... or its no bueno

Muscle, Female (-): Ugh I find it unattractive ._.

Herm (-): ...no

Cub/Shota (/): I can't say no... cause some of the stuff for South Park... they arent drawn as at least a teenager... so IM A FUCKING PEDO

Baby/Diaper (-): No... just no.

Transformation (?): ...?

Macro/Micro (-): NO

Impregnation (/): I didnt know that was a fetish Oh well... idk

Pregnancy (/): I STILL DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A FETISH!!!!!!

Lactation (+): Idk, I think that its sexy, cause that is one of the last times you get to fool with you're partner... and well, drink breastmilk! We've all done it, why can't we do it again?

Anal Vore (-): NO

Soul Vore (-): NO

Cock Vore (-): NO

Standard Soft Vore (-): NO

Standard Hard Vore (-): NO

Paw/Foot (-): Haha just no...

Incest (/): Depends on who its between

Clonecest (/): Like I said... it depends... Is that like Danny PhantomxDanny Fenton? Or LinkxDark Link?

Yuri (F/F) (+): Whoot whoot!

Yaoi (M/M) (+): FUCK YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

Hetero (M/F) (+): Its hot

Bi (+): I have several bisexual friends, thank you very much

Girly Boys (+): Sure! *looks at Kyle* hmmm?

Butch Girls (-): No.... they're kinda scary

Mind Control (+): You want to take your shirt off (Fanboys reference)

Rape (-):

Uniform (+): Hehe... schoolgirl

Orgy (+): It might hurt... but oh well! As long as I don't get kicked in the face!

Subbing/Doming (+): SEME UKE FTW!!!!

Biting (+): Yes please!

Solo Masturbation; Male (+): Haha no comment

Solo Masturbation; Female (+): Still no comment

Scat (-): EWWWW NOOOO

Inflation (-): ...O___o definatly not

Fat/Pudge (/): A little pudge is cute! > u < More cuddle room! (I agree with the last answer) [but only JUST a little]

Tech (/): eh.

Watersports (/): Sex while doing watersports? Sounds kinky!

Glasses (/): On the right guy glasses are sexy

Tentacles (/): *snort* LOL HENTAI

Oviposition (-): I SAID NO BEASTIALLITY

Masochism (+) YES. No further comments...

Sadism (+):

Partial Nudity (+): Strip tease!

Gore/guro (/): I'd seriously consider it... but at the moment idk

Snuff (-): No.

Hyper (/): Lol maybe

Zoo... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25326235/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25326235/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:24:19 PDT

1:
2:
3:
4:
5:
6:
7:
8:
9:
10:


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Wow...
FEWD FIGHT!!!! *throws spaghetti*
SHEEETTTT!! *hides behind *
MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE TT_TT

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Erm... they HATE each other, and I think it would be the other way around... but OH WELL
OK, just a wee bit further...
Why the fuck am I in a car with you?
*pulls out gun* DIE BITCH!
SHIT! *ducks and runs into strip club* NAKED WOMEN HERE I COME!

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
Well, they live like... right next to each other, so i'd go over to and invite because 's mom scares me O_o

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... no wait thats... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25323331/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25323331/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:12:40 PDT TAGGING TIEM!!!
Tagged by: AGHHHHH ITS TO FUCKING EARLY FO THIS SHIIITTT

RULES:
1. Answer the following questions and post it in your journal.
2. Tag all your watchers. (Add a comment to all of your watchers)
3. Post "You've been tagged. Read the rules in my journal entry."
in the comment.

P E R S O N A L

Real Name: Jess
Nickname: Shorty, Sica, Jess, Kenny, Maka, Bella, Jessie, Jaysica, Squeakermister(DONT. FUCKING. ASK... damn you )
Deviantart Name: southparkfanfic13
Country: USA
Gender: Female


F A V O R I T E S

Color: Black, Red, Orange
Food: PIZZZZZAAAAAAA
Drinks: SSSOOOOOOODDDDAAAA
Movie at the moment (1 only): 28 Days Later
Song at the moment (1 only): Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace
TV Program (1 only): South Park
TV Channel (1 only): Comedy Central
Book: WAYYYY TO MANYYY
Ice Cream flavor: Strawberry >:3


V E R S U S

What do you like most?

Sweet or Spicy?:
Spicy ftw!!!! >3<

White chocolate or dark chocolate?:
White Chocolate

School or Mall?:
School

Desktop Computer or Laptop?:
Laptop

Ice Cream or Cake?:
Ice Cream

Anime or Cartoons?:
WHAT?!?!?! I CANT CHOOSE!!

PSP or PS2?:
PS2

Sony or Panasonic?:
Idc

RnB or POP?:
Neither >_>



D E V I A N T A R T

- What is your most favorite deviation in your gallery?
SHOUT. IT. OUT. 2

- Who is your first watcher?
I think


How many watchers do you have right now?
39

How many deviation/s do you have
192 (DAYMN THAT MANY?!?!?)

At the moment, how many is your page views?
4,775

Whom of your watchers do you talk the most?


Are you a subscriber?
No

When did you start using Deviantart?
April 8, 2008

T A G S
Ugh.... to lazy........ I tag everyone....


]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25251994/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25251994/ Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:24:50 PDT

~Rules~

List 5 of your favorite songs(for 2009)
List 5 of your favorite lyrics
List 5 of your favorite songs from a year ago
List 5 of your favorite bands
Then at the end tag 5 people!
GO!!!!

Favorite songs 2009:
1.) Build God Then We'll Talk- Panic! at the Disco
2.) Enter Sandman- Metallica
3.) Numb- Linkin Park
4.) Contagious- Trapt
5.) Guilty Pleasure- Cobra Starship
(there are so many TT^TT so hard to choose)
Favorite Lyrics:

1.)
It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont Street.
Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing
Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.
The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde,
And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes.

Along with the people inside
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy

Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
She's getting a job at the firm come Monday.
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
moonlighting aside, she really needs his money.
Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy.

Yeah (Yeah)

And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition, for that "virgin"
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business"
as he said to the Mrs. Well, only hours before,
after he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact.
There was a terrible crash (There was a terrible crash)
Between her and the badge
She spilled her purse and her bag, and held a "purse" of a different kind.

Along with the people inside
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy

There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses.
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.

Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.

Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy

Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.

Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses
And sleeping with the roaches and they taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.

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2.)
Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone

Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Somethings wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they arent of snow white

Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragons fire
And of things that will bite

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take

Hush little baby, dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head

Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Were off to never never land
____________________________________________

3.)
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25214353/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25214353/ Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:31:42 PDT Rylee: Hahaha no.
Heath: ... Um, Im not a chick, so I doubt it... unless I was REALLY drunk
I have more OC's than this, but one is like, not alive in the storyline yet, and the other ones arent with Rylee and Heath's story
Underwear?
Rylee: Of course. =_=
Heath: Sometimes I go commando, who wants to know?
Rylee: Why do I love you?


Incense or Marvin Gaye?
Rylee: They both give me a headache TT_TT
Heath: WTF ARE THOSE!!!!!


Which could handle being naked in public?
Rylee: AHH NO! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to embarrasing O////O
Heath: Aw dude that would be AWESOME!!!! *takes off pants and boxers*


A slap on the butt or a slap on the boob?
Rylee: The boob would hurt D:
Heath: Don't make me choose TT_TT


Ever wanted to grab one of your character's crotches? If so, whose?

None

Have you ever made up penis sizes for your male characters, even if the information would never be used in the actual narrative?
Heath: My penis is HUGE!!
Rylee: No its not
Heath: Yes it is!
Rylee: Well I should know, because i've had it inside me :l
Heath: ...


If you answered yes to the last question, give us the penis length. (If no, tell us your preferred penis length for a potential mate.)
Rylee: Big enough, but not HUGE *glares at Heath*
Heath: Mine be 10 inches =3=
Rylee: NO IT CERTAINLY IS NOT!

Even if against their will, who would make the best exotic dancer?
Rylee: *shrugs* I guess I would, considering I have taken some lap dancing classes, even though its not the same.
Heath/Eve('s OC) WHY DIDNT I KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!
Rylee: You didnt ask

Have you ever paired one of your characters with an already established one from a television show/anime/movie/video game? (ex. Jack Sparrow and X)
One of my old characters named Stormy was paired with every son of a bitch in the world



If you answered yes to the last question, what's their theme song?
Rylee- Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace
Heath: Everywhere I Go- Hollywood Undead (LOL)


Interested in bondage?
Rylee: O////O um...
Heath: Haha... *wipes eyes* Heh we've done it before -wraps arm around Rylee-
Rylee: Don't touch me.


Do you hate Yaoi?
Rylee: YAOI IS AWESOME!!!!!!
Heath: AGHHHH NUUUUUUU!!! Two guys fucking is gross!!!

Yuri?
Rylee: Eh.
Heath: yyyeeesssss!


Would you be offended if I referenced one of your character's bumholes?
Um...



Uke x Seme, Uke x Uke, or Seme x Seme?

UkexSeme

Are any of your characters virgins?
One of my active ones, and in the storyline so far Rylee still is, but i've planned ahead, so she won't be for long (I LOVE sidestories)

Are any of your characters sexual deviants?
Rylee: Um... don't tell Eve...
Heath: HAHA YES


Tag three other people who you think would be comfortable doing a quiz like this, and have a nice day!


If you have a sex drive and you read this whole thing, you take the quiz.
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Stole From: ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25198304/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25198304/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:21:43 PDT

Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?
That I kissed first? No unfortunatly

Have you ever had a best friend?
Yes

If the last person that you kissed said they wanted to marry you, what would you say?
Me:... WE'RE 13!!! Well... your 14, but thats besides the point.
Him: I don't care.
Me: Well a lot of people will be mad...
Him: So?
Me: ... That is something I will get back to you on, then.

Are you currently looking forward to anything?
Not really

Are you wearing something that belongs to someone else?
Um... *thinks* This bracelet USED to belong to somebody, but they gave it to me, does that count?

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
No

What have you eaten today?
2 sandwiches

Did you have a good day yesterday?
Yeah, and had spent the night the night before, then me and :starchaser94: played video games all day until came over and we went to Starbucks =3=

Who was the last person that left you a comment?
Um... either or

Who was the past person you held hands with?


What are you doing tomorrow?
... sitting in a corner slicing my wrists (jk) cause one of my bffs be leaving me TT_TT

Will this weekend be a good one?
I guess

What's something you really want right now?
... a Monster

Do you like Mexican food?
FUCK YES!!! >3<

Are you keeping a big secret right now?
Yes, a couple actually

Ever licked someone's cheek or forehead?
Hehe yes

Are you a fan of iced coffee?
Mmmm iced coffee

How do you like your milk?
Chocolatey

Have you ever been called a bitch?
HAHA duh I am a bitch

Who was the last baby you held?
My cousin Luke, holy shit he's like... 5 now!

Is there a guy that knows everything about you?
Yeah

Do you like pancakes?
No I hate pancakes

Do you currently have a hickey?
No

Did you go out with anyone this past Valentines day?
Kinda... its complicated

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a O?
No

Who is in your house right now?
My brother and me

Are your lips chapped?
No

What does your 18th text message say and who's it from?
You like it~ Jay DONT ASK. :iconseriousfaceplz:

What is the last thing you did before bed last night?
Watch Tosh.0 for the 3rd time

How many months until your birthday?
2

How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Sleepy and full... and I need to pee

Do you like your hair?
Typically

Do you look at the keyboard when you type?
No

Have you ever been in love?
Yes

Had sex at school?
LOL no, but there was this dream...

Who is your last text from?
Natasha

When is the next time you’ll kiss someone?
Idk

Do you think that marrying your 3rd cousin is okay?
Eww no

Where is your ex right now?
Probuably at his house sleeping, playing guitar, eating, playing video games, listening to music, or admiring his p... ]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25133067/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25133067/ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:35:04 PDT _> Im trying to play matchmaker for one of the guys I like, and it backfired. Almost all my friends are asking me for help, and the only one of my (idk to call them a friend) friends who I know are having problems at the moment who hasn't been asking for my help because they feel I can't help, and I think they are the one who needs help the most! I want to help, I really do, with all of them! I just wish I could just... fix everything! Why is everyone mostly having love problems? WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR EVERYONE TO JUST PICK SOMEONE?!?!?!?!?! Why does it have to be so complicated? All my friends and I are having the same problems, love, suicide, "emoness". God why is being a teenager SO FUCKING HARD?!?!?!?

Im sorry... im ranting... D:

]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25086354/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25086354/ Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:37:46 PDT

Rules:
1) Please post the rules in your journal.
2) Say your 5 favorite bands, 2-3 favorite song by them, and what genre they are.
3) No tag-backs and the same person can't be tagged twice.
4) You have to tag at least 5 people. Random ones will do if you're desperate. But you can tag more.
5) Post the icons of your tagged people in your journal, and send them a message telling them they're tagged.


Bands:

Name: Avenged Sevenfold
Genre: Alternative Metal
Songs: Bat Country, Afterlife, Almost Easy

Name: Nickelback
Genre: Rock
Songs: Photograph, Rockstar, If Everyone Cared

Name: Metallica
Genre: Metal
Songs: One, Enter Sandman, Battery

Name: Three Days Grace
Genre: Rock
Songs: I Hate Everything About You, Animal I Have Become, Never To Late

Name: The All-American Rejects
Genre: Alternative Rock
Songs: Move Along, Gives You Hell, Dirty Little Secret

Tag:


]]> ~southparkfanfic13 http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25085814/ http://southparkfanfic13.deviantart.com/journal/25085814/ Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:00:01 PDT
Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um ... no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend ... "
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass ...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.


An hour passes ...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.


2 months later ...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed ... the girl commits suicide by drug overdose ...

Girls, if this story touched you, use it in your journal as "That's Fucked Up"
Guys, if this story touched you, use it in your journal as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
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