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deviantART: by:spawn-of-dracula http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:spawn-of-dracula&section=today deviantART RSS for by:spawn-of-dracula en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:04:21 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png I Should Be Worried...Shouldn't I? http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28558699/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28558699/ Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:32:09 PST
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

2001 has really done a "number" on me. Besides the night-time paranoia and the frustration that no one has any idea what the fuck I'm talking about, I'm doing something I'll prolly regret later...possibly in the morning.

So, I read those 2001 fanfics. Okay, they were not terrible. Only slighly unnerving and made HAL incredibly more creepy than he already was. Apparently, one does not physically have sex with a super computer...the super computer just watches.
So, what did I decide to do?
Totally one-up them.

THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT! I'm writing semi-cannon 2001 fanfiction. Sad fact is I'm on a bloody role, and have a fully formed plot. I had a fully formed plot since I came up with the god damn idea.
Why?
No, seriously, I don't have an answer this time.

Dave Bowman, I am totally blaming you. [link].

Oh, and I guess I'll blame Poole's shorts that are WAY to short to be heterosexual.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula How Do You Have Sex With A Super-Computer?! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28519708/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28519708/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:32:42 PST
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

There is a slashfic about Dave and HAL. I'm kind of tempted to read it for WTF value, because I have no idea how one would have sex with a super-computer.
Andre gave me a good answer though: "Motor oil, avoid the fan."

Yes, I'm delving into the world of 2001 fanfiction.
This is beginning to scare me.

WHAT?! WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT TTTTTT
I just discovered a 2001 cross-over fic with *wait for it*
THE FUCKING MATRIX
What the fuck is this?!
[link]
Oh, thank God, it never got updated past the first chapter.
This is what I get for being on fanfiction.net I guess. I COULD check another fanfic archive I go to, but that might be even scarier than Dave/HAL.

...as it turns out, there is a lot of Dave/HAL; must investigate further...
[link]
[link]

]]> =spawn-of-dracula This Is Why I Shouldn't Be Exposed To Art Films http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28424403/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28424403/ Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:36:02 PST
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

I just finished a Star Trek Movie Marathon. Believe it or not, I think I'm sick of Star Trek for the time being.

Well now! What to watch AFTER a Trek Marathon.
I shall tell you!
We shall watch Sci-Fi GOLD, The Trippiest of all Trippy Movies....2001! Its been so long since I've watched it, and I recently re-read the book. We will, also, watch 2010, the sequel, because it was $6.99 at Future Shop and Helen Mirren has a bad Russian accent

A while ago, I picked a bunch of girl's names I liked (Ezri and Majel are my two current faves, along with Quetzalxochitl, but that one is a bit cruel...) but I was lost when it came to boy names (on a facebook quiz, I picked James, Theodore and Andrew). But, I've found one I really like: Keir.

Keir Dullea was Dave Bowman in 2001 and 2010. Yes, twenty years later, they got the same actor. They had a wonderful makeup artist: Bowman didn't look like he aged a day.
You all have no idea who I'm talking about...do you?

Funny story, I got a Tribble today, and I named him Keir. Him and my other tribble, Barrett are going to have a Tribble Party (explained here: [link])

Also, in my nerd quests, I'm attempting to compile a 2001 Fanmix.
I have two songs, possibly three
1. Paralyzer-Finger Eleven (the lines "If your body matches/What your eyes can do" Hello! Have you SEEN Dave Bowman's eyes! asdf!)
2. Cosmos (Outer Space)-t.A.T.u. (well d'uh, the movie is IN SPACE)
(possibly 3.) Domo Arigato Mr Roboto (for HAL of course!)
EDIT: new song: 4. Disasocaitive-Mariyln Manson (For Frank Poole, with his adorable nose!)

Final Thought: Ayel from STXI is damn sexy for a bald Romulan.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Up! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28377473/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28377473/ Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:48:14 PST
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

We just got Up! on dvd. Now, I love this movie, but WHY PIXAR?! WHY DID YOU MAKE IT SO SAD!!???!?!?!>?!

Pixar, I may have to hurt you.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula When Cyberstalking Goes Wrong http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28339163/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28339163/ Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:37:29 PST
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

I admit, when I was younger I gave my e-mail address out to people online. A lot of these people were much older than me. Anyway, we don't talk anymore. A few of them have contacted me later.
Today, one person looking for something to do, asked me what I was doing tonight.
Being honest, I told him the truth.
"I'm watching Star Trek Generations"
His reply? "Not cool"

When cyber-stalking goes wrong. It amused me.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Birthday! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28207134/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28207134/ Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:19:44 PST
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

Today is my birthday! Fuck yeah!

Holy hell, am I really 19? It's so weird.
wow...

In other news: STXI comes out on the 17th, so I'm watching all the old movies. Watched Motion Picture today. That movie blows. In the beginning bit with McCoy, he looks like a BeeGee. It's scary. And gross.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula New Project http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28065849/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/28065849/ Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:16:10 PDT
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

I have taken it upon myself to do a photomanipulation of my Patron God, Quetzalcoatl.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS IS HARD.

I'm having issues. I have my serpent bodies ready, but they need wings. FFFFFF WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF?
*ded*

]]> =spawn-of-dracula It's Offical http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27984936/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27984936/ Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:30:09 PDT
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

It's all offical! I'm now a makeup artistry student. How awesome is that! Yay! Post-secondary education!

There was a bit of a snafu on my end, and they had me interveiwed for the full course (Spa management, electrolisis, ect), instead of just the single skill course (make up). I didn't tell them I was just registering for the single skill. Yeah...lol...

But, man, it's nice to be registered and done with. I'm so excited.
Classes start January 8th, 2010. So, until then, I'm going to practise as much as I can. YAY!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Mind=Blown and 96 POTC icons http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27891549/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27891549/ Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:39:54 PDT
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

So, I made 96 POTC icons: [link]

Okay, onto the REAL journal.
So, you'll never guess who played Olsen in Star Trek XI (The red shirt who got killed in the Space Jump scene).

his is Olsen a few moments before his Redshirt Death
Wanna know who he is?

Yup! Mr-super-fantastic-cheek-bones, Lt. Theodore Groves!

The SECOND Curse of the Black Pearl actor to be in STXI. Hard-core. AND He was in a DS9 episode AS A CARDASSIAN! FUCK YEAH! It was the episode What You Leave Beind (aka, the series finale). I may have to watch it, and CRY MY EYES OUT.

Another reason (in a long list) why Cardassians are FUCKING SEXY

Also: Why does he have to die with, like, no screen time?! FFFFFFFFFFF REDSHIRTS

I also think that I've used up my CAPSLOCK quota

ALSO: this is most epic: [link]

]]> =spawn-of-dracula It's Like My Past Wants To Eat Me! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27824753/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27824753/ Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:30:25 PDT
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

I'm on a HUGE POTC kick. Why? I have no idea...
I'm very vexed that POTC2 has almost NO special features.

FUCK YOU DISNEY!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula 50 Quest for Camelot Icons http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27723307/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27723307/ Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:26:23 PDT
_{USBoS, an online grimoire filled with rants, references and personal experiences. Have any sort of interest in Paganism? Tarot? Aromatherapy? Please check out my blog: [link]}

I made 50 Quest for Camelot icons. You can check them out at my LJ here: [link]

The rules are at my LJ, but they are pretty simple. Hope you all enjoy!

You want some teasers?

]]> =spawn-of-dracula A Bit Of An Update: Teeth, Blogs, Icons, Oh My! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27706295/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27706295/ Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:25:20 PDT

My teeth aren't that bad. I'm not in agonizing pain, I'm actually hungry, and thirsty (being a mouth breather and all). My teeth still hurt a bit--well, just the one--and the pills are fine to keep that under control. It feels like I've been healing for a lot more than two days.
I've been sleeping a lot, and I missed some of my painkillers, so my one socket hurts. I might pop another Tylenol 3 soon if the pain doesn't go down.

In other news: I've hit 103 posts on my pagan blog, so you should all check it out!
The blog link: [link]
The 100th post link: [link]

I finished a batch of Star Trek Enterprise season one icons. I can't post them here because of copyright issues, but you can always check them out on my icon blog: [link]
IMAGE HEAVY! There are 161 icons.
I may put the colouring tutorial here, but that is also found on my blog, which you can find in the icon post.
My next icon batch should be done in a few days, and the movie is Quest for Camelot.

I'm working on a new photomanip that looks like a wedding photograph. I'm thinking about running a contest to come up with a story about it. You wouldn't get a "big" prize like a sub, but you would get a feature from me and you would get your story posted with my photomanip (with full credit of course). I haven't worked on this recently, my hand-eye-brain co-ordination is still a bit out of it.

Well, thats about it for me!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Well, Today is the Big Day! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27659280/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27659280/ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:26:48 PDT

Today, in about 7 and a half hours, I go under for wisdom teeth surgery. Wish me luck!

EDIT: Post-op
My surgery went well. The extraction took about 15 minutes. I felt like I just blinked and the nurse said I was done. One of the teeth was a bit more impacted than the other, so its been bleeding a bit more. I had some pain, and the meds that they reccomended didn't work, so we "topped it off" with something akin to Telyonl 3s, and that worked instantly. I think for more pain, I'll just take the threes.
My local freezing has worn off, and I'm a bit nauseous. My IV injection site hurts a bit, but its not unbearable.

The worst part was when I first got home and had to take 3 antiboitics. I ended up spitting out most of my water. It was gross

I took a nap and felt better.

They pumped two bags of fluids into me, on top of what I'm drinking, I've had to piss like a race-horse. That's been the worst.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Surgery http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27607373/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27607373/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:06:07 PDT

My wisdom teeth surgery is on FRIDAY. Yes, I think it's safe to say I am a little nervous.
My parents are being overprotective. Like, to the max. I'm talking that when I first come home, if I want to sleep in my own bed, my mom is insisiting on being upstairs. What am I going to do? Die? Unlikely!
I may kill my parents before the long weekend is up if they insisit upon smothering me. I'm 19, I'm having a simple tooth extraction. IT'S NOT MAJOR SURGERY.

I just really need to have a good long CRY right now. And, of course, I can't cry

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Deep Sedation http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27509292/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27509292/ Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:08:47 PDT

Has anyone gone under deep sedation? I'm going under deep IV sedation on the 9th for my wisdom teeth and I am really worried.
What's it like? I've done a bit of research online, and my anxitey levels are skyrocketing as the surgery date draws near.

Any stories you want to share?

]]> =spawn-of-dracula OHNOES! THE GUILT TRIP! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27391211/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27391211/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:15:45 PDT

So, today I'm not actually posting about fan-girly things. Yay?

Anyway, I had a party on saturday, and a lot of people came and I had a blast.
However, I think my bf knows that he's now an ex bf.
And I feel so bad, even though I had been planning on dumping him for a while. I mean, we never really talked about it, but he just sort of knew we had fallen apart.

I don't mind, come to think of it, I feel rather free again. I was head-over-heels, but then I slowly began to "grow up" as it were. I mean, in just reading my blog you could never tell, but in my actual life I now know the difference from my cheesy teenage 'maturity" to actual maturity. I really think posting in my spritual blog on a daily basis helped out a lot.
Believe it or not, the real keys have been in
1) fanfics. I love writing really romantic fanfics, and my romance scenes, particualrly the more sexual driven ones, we're very cheesy, not very realistic, and never exactly what I wanted. Now, I can write sex scenes and sure they aren't explicit or anything, but they are still obvious enough.
2) Song lyrics. Okay, I admit, I love the Canadian artist Peaches who is known for incredibly explicit lyrics. Now, I could always listen to her music, but I want to try to sing along? Forget it, I burst out laughing. Within the last few weeks specificially, I've been more than okay with it. My problems were mostly the songs Tent in your Pants [link] and Stuff Me Up [link] but now I'm fine.

I also know when I can act silly and immature, and when I can act more serious.
I just feel closer to my age. I feel like I can set short-term goals and actually work to achieve them, instead of just "hating" goals because you don't want to do them, if that made any sense.

And yet, I still feel terrible, even though I know that I can't wait to really grow up some more. I am thrilled with the person I'm becomming. I have a job goal in mind, I've got a lot of varied hobbies that I enjoy to death, and even when I'm acting silly I know I'm acting; I know it's a temporary thing. It's the same with my dream world. It's a temporary escape from the hustle and bustle of real life. I know it's not real--even when I used to believe that it was hardcore real.

I think part of growing up is going to be learning how to overcome this guilt. Lisey suggested using some magic to help me out, and to more or less keep me on track. I'm going to contemplate this idea, to help me either motivate me, sever ties with BOTH my exes, and Anwar who I somehow bound myself to without really realizing it or figuring out how, or just in general make me feel super proud of the woman I'm becomming.

But, yeah, right now, super guilty. SUPER GUILTY!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Making Ofs http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27384562/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27384562/ Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:43:29 PDT

I never really watch special features on movies.
And yet, I just watched it for The Haunting in Connecticut.

I can't really tell if I should watch more Making Ofs.

Pros: I got to hear Jonah talk more

Cons: I'M A SUPER PUSSY AT 1:30AM

]]> =spawn-of-dracula On A Roll! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27298830/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27298830/ Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:38:18 PDT

Lola, I know you nearly passed out from LOVE when I sent you A Tango. You wanted more, even though I had no more story.
I did something either terrible or epic.
I wrote a companion piece.

What what! SoD is on a roll?! Yes, it's true (and incredibly frightening)! TWO pieces on the same characters. Wow, this is some kind of miricle (or Hell has frozen over).

Well Lola, you've got your wish! I wrote more about Saraswati and Jonah<3

I am so awesome sometimes.
That, or I'm a super loser fan girl.

Maybe both.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula GIFs take two http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27284949/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27284949/ Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:13:14 PDT

YAY! I did it! I finally made my new Headdesk gif. Now forever, when people do soemthing stupid, I can think of Jonah.
Fuck yeah bitches!
It's my first GIF ever, so it sucks, but hey, I did something, and I feel accomplished.

Also: I wrote a fanfic in two hours, and it DOESN'T SUCK. In fact, one of my BFFs, Lola, was so in love, she wants me to write more. SEE! SOMEONE LOVES ME!
<3

]]> =spawn-of-dracula GIFs http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27254385/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27254385/ Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:15:43 PDT

I think I am the only person to have watched A Haunting in Connecticut twice, and owns the DVD.
My dad was teasing me about Jonas Brothers bedding in the Sears wishbook and wanting to get me a poster of them for on my celing, and I'm like "augh! If I wanted a poster on my celing..." and I didn't finish that sentence because I realised that the dude I am currently obsessing over doesn't even have a Wikipedia page (I haven't checked yet, but he's from freakin' MANITOBA...he has no hope. Also: woo! A Canadian!), and that the only poster from A Haunting in Connecticut that involves him is...well...super fucked up and NOT something I want on my celing...
Ironically, there is only one letter difference between "Jonah" and "Jonas", and in fact, I keep misspelling Jonas.
So, yeah...I'm a super loser.

Oh, another super-loser thing I need to do: there is a scene in A Haunting in Connecticut where Jonah smashes his head on the table. I NEED to either rip that scene from my DVD or find it online and make that an icon with the caption "headdesk", because I'm a loser.
I got the extended copy of A Haunting in Connecticut, so it came with a digital copy, so I thought I'd put that on my computer and edit it, but NO Windows won't let me get the update. Okay, whatever. I'll rip the DVD. THEN my dvd ripper freezes.
FINE! BE THAT WAY!

Also: I have GREY under-arm hair. WHAT?! I'm not even 19!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula OMFG http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27180654/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27180654/ Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:07:28 PDT

my NEW hard drive crashed. That's right, I had it less than a month and it DIED. So, my dad got fed up and bought me this new Toshiba that I am on right now.

Score

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Quetzalcoatl Feature http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27015472/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/27015472/ Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:24:20 PDT

If you don't follow my pagan blog, then you probably have no idea that my patron deitiy is Quetzalcoatl. (Read about it here: [link]) I know, it's weird that an Egyptian pagan has a patron from the Aztec pantheon. I was never normal...
ANYWAY! I feel like honouring some of the great artists who have done art of Quetzalcoatl.

Quetzalcoatl concept by

Pipecleaner Quetzalcoatl by

Quetzalcoatl - Kukulcan by

Quetzalcoatl Pixel by

Quetzalcoatl by

Quetzalcoatl s Rage by

Want a piece of the action? Drop me a line with a link to your (or someone you love) Quetzalcoal art!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula A Very Potter Musical http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26988077/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26988077/ Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:46:53 PDT

I just watched A Very Potter Musical.
Oh. My. God. It is amazing.

[link]

WATCH IT! SRS!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Work http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26934697/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26934697/ Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:34:15 PDT

So, writing a Book of Shadows from strach is hard work, espcially when you're like me are kind of anal about getting all the information you can.
I know, I usually do the bare minium of research needed, but in this case...OH MAN! I have over 200 pages on tarot cards saved, and I'll have to put them together in "formal" documents.
But, of course, I have the rest of this HUGE ASS book to type up (I'm on page 70 of 603), and another 600+ page book to start, AND a book on Egyptian Gods.
And, of course, my actual tarot deck information.

It's a lot of work. Sometimes I wonder why I'm putting myself through this.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Ugh http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26917177/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26917177/ Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:56:59 PDT

It's Sunday. Fuck Sunday.

My aunt comes over almost every Sunday to see us. Okay, whats the big deal?
I am SO FUCKING TIRED of her. I had to deal with her for a fucking week two weeks ago, then on Friday she crashes the birthday celebration my mom and I were having. I wanted a mom-daughter day. It would have been fun. NO! My aunt has to come along.
Now she's here again today.
Fuck, I'm jsut sick of her. I think if she hadn't been over Friday, I would have been okay, but NO!

I'm in such a bad mood...

]]> =spawn-of-dracula OHNOES http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26856189/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26856189/ Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:40:15 PDT It's all like "Oh, I have lotza posts, I don't have to write anymore

" to "OHSHITWHEREAREALLMYPOSTS?!"
I feel so behind with...well...everything spiritual.
So, what have I been doing instead of actual work?

BLOGGING ABOUT TOM RIDDLE
_{I was going just say "Tom Riddle", but "doing Tom Riddle", though inviting, sounded rather dirty}

I NEED TO FOCUS DAMNIT!

Also: this GIF is highly. .hypnotic

EDIT: MOAR GIFs!

ALSO EDIT: read this link! Big-ish news: [link]

]]> =spawn-of-dracula (Do You Wanna Date My) Avatar http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26826008/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26826008/ Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:19:54 PDT Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
YouÂll never see my actual face
Our love, our love will be in a virtual space
IÂm craving to emote with you
So many animations I can do
Be anything you want me to be
Come on, come on, share a potion with me
CHORUS:
Do you wanna date my Avatar
SheÂs a star
And sheÂs hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my Avatar?
You can type commands
IÂve got slots for what I hold in my hands
DonÂt care whatÂs in your character bank
How Âbout, How Âbout a little tank and spank
Grab your mouse and stroke the keys
Here in cyberspace thereÂs no disease
Pick a time, send a tell to me
Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee
CHORUS
Single white human,
Looking for group
My stats so high
DonÂt be out of the loop
Got an uber-leet staff
That you can equip
Close your mouths ladies
This is pure nerd-nip
IÂm a pixel-based fantasy
A man who is stoic
I hack and slash
Who the heckÂs more heroic?
Check me out:
Cloth armor
Fits me like a glove
Just twitta a time
And IÂm ready for love
Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
IÂm better than a real world quest
YouÂll touch, my plus 5 to dexterity vest
What role do you wanna play
IÂm just a click away night or day
And if you think IÂm not the one
Log off, Log off and weÂll be done
This song is epic

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Home! And My Sadistic Mind http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26799457/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26799457/ Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:36:14 PDT [link]

So, I watched Star Trek XI on the plane ride home, and logically that would mean I'd be crazy over Anton Yelchin. No? Okay, well, my Ozymandais doll arrived. So, obsessed over Watchmen?
No?
Then what the fuck mind?! Who are you attracted to RIGHT NOW?!

Tom Riddle.
Wait, what?
Let's get this straight: I haven't watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in almost a year, I only saw Harry Potter six because I misread a sign (see this: [link]), and I was actually physically AVOIDING Harry Potter as much as I could.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME MIND? IF I WATCH HP2 FOR TOMMY-BOY, THEN I HAVE TO WATCH THE OTHER ONES BECAUSE I CAN'T WATCH ONE THING IN A SERIES WITHOUT WATCHING THE OTHER ONES.
FUCK YOU MIND, FUCK YOU.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Florida + Flying http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26593270/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26593270/ Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:01:37 PDT
I am so paranoid about airport security. I understand the need for it all, and I don't mind it. The liquid thing doesn't bug me, the shoe thing doesn't bug me (at least not much, I always feel like I'm taking up too much time puting my shoes on and off and feel awful about it).
No, what scares me is
a) the metal decetor. I have 44DD boobs; you can't find bras without underwire. Though I didn't set off the thing last time, I'm so paranoid that I will. I know that they would call over a female TSA agent, and that the wand thingy would beep at my boobs and she would realize it was my bra, but still...
b) "random searches". Enough said. I don't mind if they go through my carry-on: they would find a camera, a Piers Anthony book, clothes, and makeup. If they ever do a strip search...let's just say my father would be fuming and might sue (dunno if he has legal grounds to sue or not, but he would try). But, I'm so paranoid it's gunna happen to me.

I don't mind the TSA, until we get to the metal dectector and the possibiliy of a "random search", I freak out.
Of course my parents think I'm being stupid, so the only place I can vent is the internet.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula EXCITMENT! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26482400/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26482400/ Sun, 09 Aug 2009 11:27:42 PDT [link]) is number 17 on a top 100 list ([link])

YAY!

I've joined a bunch of pagan web directories. If you love me, go to my blog and click the links in my sidebar to help boost my ratings! [link]

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Kitty EDIT http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26463669/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26463669/ Sat, 08 Aug 2009 13:04:35 PDT No firepoint for us

]]> =spawn-of-dracula WAHHH! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26433393/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26433393/ Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:01:41 PDT WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I know, I know

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Lacking Motivation http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26343580/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26343580/ Sun, 02 Aug 2009 18:14:30 PDT
I've been working on the same book for MUCH to long, and it's not really that long a book. And when I get typing, it goes quickly. But I'm more interested in procrastinating.
Rage....

Pagan Blog: [link]
Read it<3

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Pagan Blog Up and Running http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26015496/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/26015496/ Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:32:36 PDT Anyway, there isn't much there yet, but if you want to check it out: [link]

Also, I'm thinking of running a contest to come up with a banner for this blog, so keep your eyes peeled for that.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula The Product of the Public Education System http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/25989603/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/25989603/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:22:07 PDT Now, our ticket, and the girl selling them to us said "Bruno, Aud. 5".
All around the cinema are signs that say that the auditoriums showing Harry Potter and Bruno are swtiched around. We read many of these signs.
So, we go to aud 5, which has a Harry Potter poster, and we think "ah, they didn't bother to swtich the posters". The woman taking our tickets said "Yup, 5, right behind me"
After seeing quite a handful of children there, we think "that's fucked up parenting"
THEN we see ads for children's movies.
FInally, the Harry Potter overture starts, and we laugh.
We stayed and watched Harry Potter.

Yes, this is the product of the public education system. Both Andre and I are high school graduates, and he is in university. We read these signs, and yet we ignored them.
Oh yeah, it was so awesome.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula I'm Such A Hypocrite:( http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/25763293/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/25763293/ Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:07:26 PDT [link] for the uneducated)
Yeah, then I saw the movie, and he was so sweet and so adorable. Bad hair, but still. I kept denying that he was cute.
On Friday (July 3rd), we were watching the mini-series Taken, and I looked up and the kid looked like Yelchin. I was like "Nah, it can't be him...he would have been 13..."
Then I saw the credits
ANTON YELCHIN

I had a cute overload, actually, he was adorable.
Then my mom told me Yelchin was the son in another show we used to watch, called Huff

At my tender age of 14, though I was a "goth", I prolly thought he was cute...
Now, I have a folder in my Boys Collection called "Chekov" (to separate him from Babyface Chekov, or orignal Chekov, whose folder is called "Pavel")
And, in that folder called "Chekov" are images like this one

...Sometimes I hate myself...
I'm feelikg like a hypocrite for saying how much I don't like him, and now I'm a fangirl...

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Hair http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/25712443/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/25712443/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:33:43 PDT And, of course, "good morning starshine" is from Hair as well.
But, the best songs are "Hare Krishna" and "Let the Sunshine In"

So, VERY early this morning (think 2am) I was listening to Let the Sunshine In, and there is a line about "Spiderweb Sitars". Now, that was the only thing I remembered from the line. However, I discovered the full line is "singing our space songs on a spiderweb sitar"
So, my mind went to SPACE HIPPIES!!!

Oh Yes...I Am QUEEN NERD

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Summer and Uninspired http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/25452118/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/25452118/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 11:45:19 PDT DAMNIT PEOPLE! INSPIRE ME TO WORK!!!

One of my good friends

is running a really cool contest about global warming.
Your objective: create a visual piece (such as a poster, or a photomanip) that shows an innovative way to slow down or stop global warming.
For example, you may have thought of a way to take carbon out of the atmosphere.
Deadline: August 31, 2009
It would be an awesome summer project for you people! Pop by the news article:
[link]

awesome prizes (including a pack from yours truly), so check out her page and the article.
Have fun and good luck

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Projects<3 http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24803405/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24803405/ Sun, 17 May 2009 11:12:19 PDT
The first project is my goddess collection. I've written journals about it before, so you should all probably know what it is. Anyway, it's been moving at a steady pace, which is more than I can say for a lot. I actually have the drive to finish this collection, as long as it will take, it's so much fun. I love interpreting old Finnish (for example) dieties and making them my own.
You can veiw my Goddess Collection here: [link]

The second manipulation-related project is my inspiration collection. Do you remember by inspiration feature a while back? Well, don't worry about it, the folder is here ([link]). These works always seem to inspire me, even if I'm just looking for an idea. So,sometimes when I'm browsing my Inspiration folder, I get so inspired, I begin to make almost a fan-piece for the inspiration! I'm a little overwhelmed though, these pieces are so amazing, and my art is still far from stunning.
Anyway, you can see my Inspired collection here: [link]

The thrid project is under the mysterious name "Sobranie Mal'chika". Ever since I joined Livejournal, I've become obsessed with making graphics (Icons, headers/banners and wallpapers). The project Sobranie Mal'chika is devoted to making graphics.
That's all I can tell you until Sobranie Mal'chika is complete (or, at least, phase one is complete).

My fourth and final project is one of a spiritual nature. For those of you that know me well, you know that I am a pagan. For a couple of years, I've really been studying the pagan path, and am working on completing my own Book of Shadows (confused? Check here: [link]). Now, if you know me at all, you know I'm addicted to technology, so instead of handwriting my Book of Shadows (how traditional!) I've been typing information into word documents and saving them onto my external drive. It's a long process, and I'm nowhere near completion, but every time I work on it, I get a little bit closer to my goal, which is the creation of a website and/or blog about paganism, particuarly Egyptian paganism, and technopaganism (technology and paganism fused together<3<3).
That's all I have on my fourth project, but when it is nearing completion, more information will be avaliable.

YAY! I can't believe I'm actually doing shit thats important, and not just wasting time reading Not Always Right!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Huh... http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24740286/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24740286/ Wed, 13 May 2009 15:48:43 PDT I wasn't close to her, and if she knew me today, she would probably severly disaprove of me. I was, oh, 15-ish last time we met....and my father made me scrub off the goth makeup and wear "presentable" clothes (mother just rolled her eyes and said "let her do what she wants!"), but he let me keep the big gothic cross. Uber-catholic great-grandmother, who then mistook the decoration for an actual sign of religion.
She had been ailing since her husband died when I was very little, four or five. Her memory was gone, and she didn't really remember anything.

Aren't I supposed to feel sad about this? How come I'm so...happy? She was tired of living, and now (if you believe in that sort of thing) she is with her husband. And even if there is nothing after death, isn't death much better than her suffering with embarrasment and frustration?

Ugh, I don't get it!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Semi Formal http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24637867/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24637867/ Thu, 07 May 2009 15:47:03 PDT We aren't going because my boyfriends grandmother died, yet his parents only *just* told him, aparently. I'm fine with it, honestly, I am. I didn't want to go to semi, but he seems to think that I really wanted to go. I would rather watch Trek films in my room with my pointy ears and Barrett the Tribble in honor of the new movie (speaking of which, my new goal is to watch all the Trek films in my basement....in formal attire).

Instead, I'm going to spend my night making graphics, and watching lame tv. I suppose this is my penatence for the guilt from two days ago ([link]). It's a good feeling, honestly. As horrible as I feel for him, I feel much better personally, as weird as that sounds.

I just have to tell him tomorrow that he really doesn't have to make this up to me. Honestly, semi isn't really that important or exciting.

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Of Star Trek Sporks And Manpackages http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24418223/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24418223/ Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:07:36 PDT
I recently rediscovered some old gamecube games of mine. The first is Hello Kitty Rollar Rescue, which I plan on playing tomorrow afternoon while wearing one of my limited edition MAC Hello Kitty lipglasses or lipsticks (Gloria: I've kept Lestat away from my glitter

)
The second is Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy. Now, I remember virtually nothing from this game, other than it was Egypt themed, and I thought the main character was hot.
...Yeah, he totally is...
And has epic-tight pants (and, by extention, has what appears to be an epic manpackage...don't ask about the term. It's midnight and I'm hoped up on painkillers for my teeth)
Sphinx

My Goddess Images

Ceres

Gogo

Tellervo

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Deja Vu http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24316089/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24316089/ Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:53:15 PDT Today I had a horror fest, with two movies. When we watched I Am Legend second, and I demanded cuddles from my boyfriend (the movie scares me!) And I remembered a dream I had.
It was before him and I were going out. We were watching I Am Legend and sitting on the floor. He was holding my hand.
The exact thing happened tonight! At the same exact spot in the film too.
Deja Vu, stop it!

My Goddess Images

Ceres

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Series Revisited http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24257400/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24257400/ Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:48:40 PDT [link] (you may want to zoom in to read, the site is in really small text)
This will be my Goddess working list. Although I may keep using GodChecker for information, because...frankly...it's more funny.
This is a HUGE project, let's be honest. But, it'll be fun, won't it?

My Goddess Images

Ceres

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Series Time http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24179585/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24179585/ Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:37:38 PDT I'm going to do Goddesses.
Now, hold on a minute Dracula-Spawn...why not just do pantheons?!
WHY!? Well! I shall tell you!
It's easier to find female stock>.< I don't have to hunt as hard. In any case, I work better with female stock. _{I'll do the Gods eventually, but for now we'll do Goddesses}
So! List tiems.
(Side-note: This list is epic long, but I don't have the HTML code to make a mini scroll box thingy. So, you'll all have to ~~suffer~~ bear with me.)

THE LIST OF GODDESSES!
[link]
Here is the dA folder where you can find all the photomanips![link]

]]> =spawn-of-dracula For The Love Of Djehuty! EDIT http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24095863/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24095863/ Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:05:05 PDT [link]

Too Cute<3
Btw, Djehuty is another name for Thoth, who happens to be my patron diety.

MOST ADORABLE WEB COMIC EVER: [link]

EDIT: OMG! I asked a boy out, and he said yes<3

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Directionless http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24074879/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24074879/ Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:03:36 PDT
That is all

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Subby Expiring http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24055480/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/24055480/ Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:57:10 PDT .< It's going to expire on the 8th, and my money transfer won't happen until the 9th.
I feel so stupid>.<

]]> =spawn-of-dracula On Lawyer Ads http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/23985180/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/23985180/ Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:40:24 PDT
We've always joked that if I ever dated a guy with the last name of Kahn, he would be teased, and my family would make him quote Wrath of Kahn.

That is all...

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Features! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/23781180/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/23781180/ Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:10:21 PDT
Please Note: The header of this journal honestly has nothing to do with the pieces here...I just like Ferengi...

D'aww! Innit he adorable<3

In the new movie, to be released May of 2009, Chekov is not the cute little Russian boy he's supposed to be. The only perk about the new Chekov is that he is played by an actual Russian. I do hope he has a sexy voice. It would help. Slightly.
The main problem with New Chekov is that he looks like my ex. Gloria says he doesn't, but he does. And it's wrong. Because Chekov is cute in TOS.
NEW CHEKOV IS WRONG

What. The. Fuck?
You know what's funny? Anton Yelchin isn't that bad looking when he's not Chekov He's in the new t.A.T.u. movie

And this is what he looks like in real life

FUCK! HE IS ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME...HE'S FUCKING 19! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE MY EX WHEN HE'S PLAYING UBER-CUTIE "BABY-FACE" PAVEL CHEKOV?!
It's not fair

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Makeup http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/22128830/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/22128830/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:19:36 PST I've recently started a makeup blog, and I want you all to help me spread the word
LINKAGE--->[link]
Youtubeage--->[link]

KTHXBAI!

]]> =spawn-of-dracula I'm Not Dead http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/21982239/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/21982239/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:22:18 PST
Some shameless self-promotion

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Beyond Cuteness

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Fangirl tiems

Dukat1

]]> =spawn-of-dracula No! Chekov Is Not Supposed To Look Like That! http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/21639937/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/21639937/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:51:40 PST No, I have a much more serious matter.
His name is Chekov.
Chekov is the cute young ensign on the Enterprise. He is Russian, which is kind of obvious from the name Pavel Chekov.
ANYWAY
He was cute:

In the new movie, to be released May of 2009, Chekov is not the cute little Russian boy he's supposed to be. The only perk about the new Chekov is that he is played by an actual Russian. I do hope he has a sexy voice. It would help. Slightly.
The main problem with New Chekov is that he looks like my ex. Gloria says he doesn't, but he does. And it's wrong. Because Chekov is cute in TOS.
NEW CHEKOV IS WRONG

Apparently, I'm the ONLY one that thinks this

]]> =spawn-of-dracula Oryx and Crake=Story of the Dominion? http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/21520071/ http://spawn-of-dracula.deviantart.com/journal/21520071/ Sun, 16 Nov 2008 14:22:46 PST I was reading the novel Oryx and Crake for my literature class, and I was almost done the book and I blew my own mind. The story is hard to follow, and Atwood really doesn't have a strong writing style (and I personally hate her, she's crude and vulgar and confusing) yet there is a distinct connection of the "Crakers" to the Vorta, and of Crake himself to the Founders.
From what I remember about the Vorta and the Founders, the Founders genetically modified the Vorta into what they are. To quote Memory Alpha: "Perhaps the most important of the genetic alterations made to the Vorta is an intrinsic belief that the Founders are their Gods. This ensures the Vorta's absolute obedience to the Founders" and "Vorta generally have no appreciation for art."
Now, the Crakers are genetically engineered humans that are, not quite perfect, but more efficient. (Instead of 18 years to be fully mature, they are mature and fully grown at 7. Instead of the love that we have, they have a mating ritual like what we see in animals. Rape and unrequited love are nonexistent, in lamest terms.) Hardwired into their brains is the belief that Crake is their God, and affirmed through their education. Also, they have no appreciation for art, and in fact, Crake said that once the Crakers wanted to create art, something was terribly wrong and the non-Crakers should be worried.
Crake himself is an egotistical, God-complex, genius of a man, and subsequently destroys humanity except the Crakers. He is a master of genetic manipulation, and that's how the Crakers were born, by manipulating human embryos. Though the Crakers were never to become slaves like the Vorta, the connection is there.

It is entirely possible that I'm the only one that thinks this...I just thought I'd share my opinion.
Oh, side note: Oryx and Crake was written in 2001, so it was after DS9...it almost makes me wonder if Atwood got her idea from the Dominion, even though she doesn't strike me as the type to watch Star Trek.

I love the Vorta...well, jsut the one Vorta. He's very charismatic.And he makes me giggle "...I Like Games..." (Dejected look)
Weyoun

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