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In other news I adopted a kitty, his name is Ares and he's 16 weeks old, hes so cute!

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]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/26689242/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/26689242/ Wed, 19 Aug 2009 09:52:55 PDT
So my plan is to fly into Las Vegas on the morning of October 28th and get back to Chicago November 6th. Now my Birthday is October 14th but you see the plan is here to already be 25 years old in order to rent a really nice red convertable once I get to Vegas...that and this trip will also span the day of Holloween and I figured what better place to celebrate Halloween then in Hollywood California! Thats right! So basically her is the plan, fly into Vegas walk around the strip see some hotels and casinos, play some slots because if you play slots they bring you free drinks (Or so my boss says who's relative lives there), awesome? I thought so. Chill out in vegas for a few days, drive to Hollywood Night before Halloween, party my pirate ass off. Thought then after that I would cruse down the California costline stopping at verious beaches includeing Newport, Huntington, Laguna, and Sandiago, all on the way for the final stop in Tiajuiana Mexico to get a few bottles of Tequila and other awesomeness and then drive all the way back to Vegas for another bought of partying. And then Back home.
Sounds like a solid plan to me. My only thing is I need to choose who I take with me, everyone would assume I would take my boyfriend but seriously he hasn't found work yet and I'm getting a little pissy about that so really I don't think he will be comeing with unless he can afford to come with because for me it's just going to be a little over 800 dollars for car,hotel, and plane ticket so says Expedia.com, for the both of us it would be 581 per person to go, thats over a thousand dollars. Now I just need to ask around the ye old friend circle of who wants to tag along, and wants to put down 600 round abouts on fun. This pirice also isn't includeing gas, food and anything you want to take with you mind you and a passport to get into Mexico would be good too but the whole Tijuana thing is still iffy with me depending on if my friend has a passport or not savvy? But I can still get rum and tiquila in California so it's all good!

We have also been looking into getting a cat since that's all my apartment is big enough for really.

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So yes I have moved out of my parent's house in Bolingbrook Illinois and now live in Elk Grove Illinois and into an apartment with my boyfriend. And really I couldn't be happier...well except for the fact that all he has done is sit around play xbox and drink my damn rum grrr..... But other then that it is awesome. I'm closer to work, my travel time is cut in half by this. Also much closer to Chicago. I'm 5 mins away from cool things like Mideval Times, Woodfield Mall, Mitsuwa that Japanese market place, and other awesome places. It's pretty badass really. And the freedom has is perks too. No parents to tell me what to do, no parents to nag at me, no mother to be a money grubbing bible thumping prude, I can have rum whenever I want like the other day I had rum for breakfast, but most of all no parents, thats a pretty sweet deal in of itself, oh and no sister to be a complete selfish preppy pain in the ass. Ahhhhh freedom is wonderfull.

Now on to Johnny Depp since I am sure that is the only phrase in the title that anybody is interested in lol.
Well Johnny Depp and Christian Bale are back in Chicago for the premier of their new movie Public Enimies that comes out July First. I am EXCITED for the movie since my friends and I pretty much went to see them film at a LOT of the sets. And also because it's a Johnny Depp film and he's just awsome at what he does anyways. So I will be headed down to the premier to once again see my favorite actor and pirate, I'm hopeing this time to get my picture taken with him, I have several autographs which I have framed when I went to the sets so I realy don't need another one but a pic would be cool to frame as well. But it matters not just the awesomeness of the entire experience is good for me. But I is excited.

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Also on May 8th is ACEN (www.acen.org) which I may very possabley be attending if only for one day only on Saturday the 9th. This all of course revolves around my boyfriend getting out of jail. If he gets out we may go since I have the whole weekend requested off to be with him anyways and he likes video games and cartoons and good times and rum so he shouldn't have any objections to it but he may want to get some things done around the house concerning his job and what not first. I know if he gets out Friday we are going to see X-Menrigins. Saturday I would like to go to ACEN and what the hell, for all the things I have done to make sure his bills were paid and things were taken care of while he has been there I think I may drag him along against his will anyways lol. If he doesn't get out because they cant put this other warrent under the one he is serveing now then I guess I will be showing up Saturday for sure because I have a nice requested weekend off why should I waste it? But this year since I will be there for only one day no cosplaying for me , I'm just going to bum it and dress casual to be comfortable for the most part although it will not be nearly as fun I assure you.Plus driving with that thing on is a pain in the ass anyways. If anyone else is going to be there lemme know! I'll scribble in your sketchbook some random retardedness or something. and are already presant and accounted for this I know

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/24152653/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/24152653/ Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:38:02 PDT , I am so freaking out I don't know what emotion to feel, I don't know if I want to be sad, or angry Im just so freaked out. He can't go to jail he just can't! He's too pretty!!
I havent heard from him in over 24 hours and I don't know if he knows my number without his phone so I looked up his parents online to call them to see if they have heard from him and nothing but a busy signal now for hours. But it listed an adress which if I havent heard from them by Saturday Im going to go pay them a visit. This is NOT how I planned on meeting his parents but I have to do everything I can to make sure he's OK. Hell even if I have to write him a letter every day I just need to let him know I'll be here when he gets out. He will have no job and no place to live and to make his rent I'm selling his xbox and his TV, he will not be happy about that but its time he grows up. When he gets out Im not letting him go, I'll take him for a nice big steak and get him a hotel until we can find an appartment thats if I can't talk his parents into letting him stay there I'll even pay them rent just until he finds a job because they wont hold it more then 30 days. And of course the hotel serves other purposes because we can't do that at his parents i just..no. Especially since he has three other younger brothers...yeah no. And after not being able to so much as touch his fingers for two months it's a given, sex will happen.
Im missing him something terrible and he's been gone for just over 24 hours. I cleaned out his locker at work today and his work shirt was in there that hasn't been washed for I don't know how long but I've been wearing it since I got home, I can't touch him but it at least has his sent which in a weird way is comforting as I reread all the texts I have saved that he sent me, all the sweet things he said, calling me princess, precious, m'lady. It's all I have, that and a small vid on my phone that I took at a new years eve party we were at before we were dateing of him singing a song he made up about our coworker who had passed out drunk and was picking his nose. There is not even a pic of he and I together other then one from that same party where he crawled drunk under a table and Im pokeing him in the ass with a fire poker as he is yelling at me. Good times, it was always good times.
Now all I have to do is over the next two months pack up his stuff and store it until he gets out. Hopefully his parents will let me keep it there for the time being. But we shall see. I just cant let my parents know hes in jail they will flip the fuck out. So I have to keep it on the DL.
I just miss him badly, I can't even cry, I want to but tears wont come, I don't know why but it's just, it hurts.

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I knew it, I just had this feeling yesturday that I shouldn't have gone home that I should have gone home with him and make the most of the night because who knew when the next time I would see him would be. I just had this nagging feeling that no matter how much he tried to reassure me that it would be fine in and out thing and he would get court supervision and a fine that something worse was going to happen, I didn't sleep at all. I didn't say I had a bad feeling about it to him because he always tells me that I need to worry less and just have faith that everything will be alright and work itself out, so I just swallowed it. But its not working itself out! It's not alright! I went to his house at 11 to pick him up and he was cleaning the house because his land lord was coming over to discuss with him resigning the lease in May because thats when I was supposed to move in. But he can't resign now because the land lord was not happy that he didn't show up and nobody knew where he was. So when he gets out we need to find a place to live. Im fine I still have my parents house, they however will not take him in and so therefore need to find somewhere for him either close to me so I can take him to work easier OR closer to work. But first things first I need to bail him out. So we watched TV for a while, his room mate was home so we kept our hands to ourselves but now Im regretting it. Then we went to Burger King for lunch, the last good meal he'll have until I can make bail, of course if I knew that we would have had something better then Burger King...and I wouldn't have given him that 40 dollars for the taxi ride home because I wasn't going to be there to pick him up. Last time I saw him was when I dropped him off at the court house and told him to keep me posted. As I watched him walk away I couldn't help but feel that was going to be the last I was going to see of him.
So I went to my second job aiding a child with autisim and I couldn't help but get this sinking feeling around 2:30 or so that something was very wrong. 2:30 became 3:30, and soon it was 5:30 and still no word from him about anything. So I sent a casual text trying not to flip out. Until his room mate called me wondering if I had heard from him. I was just about to call him and ask the same thing actually. Nobody had heard from him, his phone was off and when his roomates brother drove to the house he wasn't there and the land lord was going to be there any moment. this was unsettleing. So I got off work as fast as I could and started calling the court house....they were closed as of 4:30pm. So I called county jail and they said there was no inmate with that name. Now Im really tweeking so I drove all the way out to the police department where he lives because thats where he got the tickets and the court date from. They didn't have him there and they didn't know anything, all I got was the same number to county jail and they told me he wouldn't be processed until late tonight. So I drove to the last place I saw him the court house thank god it was open.....for the most part. I walked in and told the two police officers that were guarding the court house my issue that I hadn't seen my boyfriend since 1:30 and that was the last place I saw him. They looked his name up and bad news, he was carted off to jail earlier that afternoon, his sentence was 60 days in jail., TWO FUCKING MONTHS!! What am I going to do without him for two months!!?? His lease is up the last day of May his stuff needs to be out of there by then if I cant get him out Im going to have to figure out what to do with that. The two officers looked to see who his judge was and both of them cringed and looked at my sympathetically, supposedly the judge he got was one hard ass bitch who throws the book at everyone in her court with no sympathy what so ever. He relies on his sharp wit and even sharper tongue and charm to talk his way out of things, it didn't work this time, making it up as it goes didn't work.
So I found this out at about 8:30 at night and called his roomate to let him know, neither of us are happy.
So I keep calling the county jail to try and get a hold of him or at the very least to figure out what his bail is so I can go do that tomarrow but the prerecorded message keeps saying that there is no inmate with that name. YES THERE IS I KNOW HE'S THERE!!! Apparently he has yet to be processed then. I've been calling for hours trying to find him this is rediculas! I just want to know his bail bond amount so I can go get him, I can NOT leave him in Cook County Jail! That jail is rough! They put all the murderers, bank robbers, and sex offenders in chicago in there! All he did was miss a few court dates and not pay some fines, traffic violations really and none of them were DUI. I got to get him out ASAP before they ass rape him. Seriously he'll get passed around like curency, he's too pretty for jail! So I guess I'll... ]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/23273737/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/23273737/ Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:18:10 PST I really REALLY am thinking of doing this, the gallery like I said is in New York and the exibition will be opening April 3rd which is PERFECT since my old room mate from when I worked for Disney is getting married April 4th in New York. I can go to the reception for the gallery AND my friend's wedding!! I am going to party it up damn it, crack open that wine and rum it's time to party in New York!

This also means that I will NOT be attending ACEN this year (www.acen.org) since I will be spending tha time and money in April going to New York.

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that is of course me as Captain Jack Sparrow belting out Yo ho a pirates life for me. Im glad this is on film because I kid you not I was completely WASTED DRUNK! When this was filmed. Oh and who do I see back there? Looks like the lovely Mrs. Lovett joining in with the Captain, good times good times.

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]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/22884747/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/22884747/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:28:43 PST Lol I got the letter P tattooed on my wrist for "pirate". Seeming as how I will not sit still to aquire a branding scar I figured this was the next best thing. It's not elaborate or anything but a simple letter but it has meaning to me anyways since I am a pirate it's who I am and who I always will be.

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/22852495/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/22852495/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:23:47 PST I have at the same time by TWO different people on TWO completely different submissions. I checked out both the profiles and they didn't appear to know one another and they didn't appear to be fake profiles.
Even though it was curious that that had happened I clicked on the link anyways of course my popup blocker and antivirus went "WTFBBQ!?" and the page was white and said "LOADING...." so I clicked off the page immediatly not wanting to stick around for whatever nasty buggies were there. Could have been a virus, a phishing thing getting my passwords so on and so forth who knows. OR I could very well just be paranoid, so I'm curious as to if anyone has gotten that as well.
And if so what was it?
And if you EVER get a comment like that from me LET ME KNOW! Because I assure you I was NOT the one who left it.

Been extremely busy lately I'll try to get to comments and replies and crap latter savvy?

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/22493984/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/22493984/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:08:27 PST Started off right as I got onto Disney property having rum down in downtown Disney at the margarita hut. Itcertainly made the day vry magical lol. Had more rum whe I got back to the resort, lunceing at the side of the pool and hell even IN the pool with my rum. No lifeguard means there is nobody to tell me not to. Being a former Disney Lifeguard myself I know you're not supposed to do that but meh, pirate and all you know we dont do that whole rule thing. Besides fuck it Im on vacation damn it.
Epcot is way more fun with booze and let me tell you there is plenty of it, I think I started out in Mexico with a few Margaritas,moved down through China where I got a nifty Kung Fu outfit, why? I don't know for some reason I thought I was going to do kung fu in the hotel and out by the lake that our room overlooked. we ate dinner in German where In endulged in delicious wine. The food there tasted like Grandma's house. Then wandered to Italy and had lemonchello, mm delicious. Frace, well I love France and their delicious wine and Grand Marnier orange slush. And then had more wine in England. Probably going to Holywood studios after drinking around the world wasnt the best idea ever, drunk tower of terror...yeah not good. I didn't puke but it wasn't the most fun thing ever either. Then we headed back to Epcot to see Illuminations which I was once again distracted by the margaritas of Mexico...oh so delicious. Headed back to the hotel pool for more delicious rum.
Slept till 2PM, got up, had more rum, went to down town Disney, more rum. Spent three hours on Disney Transportation trying to get to ESPN zone on the boardwalk for dinner getting sober hungry and crabby because sister is a moron. Said fuck it and went back to hotel and got myself a bottle of wine with dinner, drank a few glasses of that, put the rest in a bucket of ice in the room.....went to the bar at the pool form more rum. Came back to the room and had one more glass of wine.
miracuasly got up early to head to the magic Kingdom, had a glass of wine for Breakfast since Magic Kingdom is a dry campus even though they have pirate and more importantly Captain Jack Sparrow which is torture pretty much. Went on Pirates of the Caribbean, watched Captain Jack's pirate tutorial he looked pretty displeased in the lack of rum there himself, he seemed a bit sober which was sad in it's own right. After that I did the usual haunted mansion, thunder mountain, Space Mountain and then got bored, decided I was having rum withdrawls and went back to the hotel, finished off the rest of the wine bottle and promptly proceeded to the hotel bar for more rum. The proceeded back to the Magic Kingdom all liqured up in true pirate fashion with my sisters friend. After that it was truely the happiest place on Earth. Baught lots of pirate stuff then went back to the hotel after park close for yet MORE RUM (do you see a patern here yet?)
Sadly had to go back home to where it's grey and cold and snowy and dreary. I'm a little depressed....no rum, no sun, no warmth, no palm trees, no color, no bar, no pool.....I hate Chicago can I go back to Florida?? It's nice there.
All in all a great vacation and I <3 rum, I want that on a bumper sticker or something.
I'll probably be headed back to Disney in October for the Halloween festivities, you know all pirated up since they are not haveing the Pirate Princess party this year.

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/22237667/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/22237667/ Sun, 28 Dec 2008 05:43:40 PST Which is really odd concidering how much rum, wine, and champagne I drank at the wedding. But that was expected, being a pirate and all. And an open bar with free refills on the rum? It was like I had died and gone to heaven.
They kept me pretty filled on the wine and champagne as well, we only got one bottle of wine for the table and the waitress people came around to pour the Champagne, but luckily most of the people at my table didnt want their wine or champagne so what do you do with all that unwanted alcohol? GIVE IT TO THE PIRATE!!!

You know Im drunk when I start dancing 70s Disco to the YMCA song...yeah......someone has some really good black mail photos of me. I'll have to see if I can get a hold of said photos and burn them before they make it to everyones myspace and facebooks.

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]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/21891149/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/21891149/ Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:20:13 PST ....and I can't take Alfred seriously lol why? Because all I can think of is Micheal Kane as Austin Powers' dad "And she shat on a turtle!!"

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Yup my sister and I and some friends are going to Disney after the first of the year, yeah it's my Christmas presant from my parents lol. Kinda sucks that they got rid of Pleasure Island though since now that we are all over 21 (well I have been now for a while since Im 24) we could have partied. *shakes fist at Disney* I want my rum in a bucket god damn it!!!
But I can't complain what they lack in rum they more then make up for in pirates so I guss it just about evens out. I am hoping that the Pirate and Princess Party is starting back up around that time that was fun and I do so love to aggrivate the good Captain. I'm not a big fan of princesses really, I find them rather stuffy and not so much fun. Pirates however, they know how to party, and they always have rum which is the most important part.

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So yeah, I hope I can get a long deserved vacation to a far away land.

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I swear, I need to buy stock in Campbell's tomato juice and Febreze.

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/20278518/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/20278518/ Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:05:22 PDT What does this mean? It means that since Chicago is Gotham City and I live in Gotham City that Johnny Depp will be comeing to Chicago....again.
What does this mean? It means I get another chance to meet my favorite actor/pirate.
It wont be until 2012 but still.

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]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/19988044/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/19988044/ Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:14:58 PDT . I had a lot of fun! I got to be a pirate for a whole week of course I had fun! Details on the awesomeness later right now I would like to sleep

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]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/18950699/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/18950699/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:43:48 PDT I went to where they were filming and got to meet Johnny Depp once again, and he was still just as nice and awesome as ever. He drove by a few times and waved as he was going to film all in costume for Dillanger with moustache and make up and everything. and he would say like "I'll be back later to talk to you all!" and wave and smile. He was pretty cool about it. So when they came back his assistants came out and had everyone give them their things they wanted sighned and took it back to his trailer where he signed everything thing. I am so extatic that I finaly got my Rolling Stones magazine with him as Jack Sparrow on the cover signed, I had been dragging that thing around with me since April. Seriously I was so happy you don't even know. So after he signed and they gave us back our things he came out to greet us all. Now earlier in the week I had been out at another location and I was coloring in a sketch I did of Captain Jack with prisma color markers and everyone who saw it loved it and said I needed to give it to Mr. Depp. I was far too shy and embarassed I must admit to do such a thing. I mean seriously it would be like if anyone in the word would know if it looked like Captain Jack Sparrow or not it would be THE Captain Jack Sparrow. So everyone kept saying "If you don't Im going to for you and Im going to make you!!" So when he came to me I found the courage to hand it to him and said "Umm...I drew this yesturday and everyone said I should give it to you" he looked at it and then me and his jaw dropped "You drew this yesturday?" "Uh hu.." "You did this?" Wow..." and a friend we met there tells him "I watched her draw it! I said she had to show you!" He was like "This is amazeing! Oh my gosh I can't keep this you hold onto it." I told him no it's fine because I have a copy at home because what I do is I sketch in the computer and print to color by hand. And I explained the whole process to him and he looked amazed. He goes "Wow this is great! Thank you." I admited to him that I was a little bit embarassed and he said "Why? Don't be this is woderful it's terrific!" and then he threw his arms around me in a hug and was like "Thank you!" His assistant asked him "Want me to hold onto that for you Johnny?" and he clutched it defensively and said "You're not going to wrinkle it are you?" lol best line EVER. I was so relieved to know that my art work is worthy of THE great Captain Jack Sparrow himself. Seriously I was so shy to actually show him my work lol, but I'm glad he liked it and I thank him for his time and kind words I really do, class act all the way around. Seriously if he wasn't such an awesome and kind person I wouldn't be standing out there.
We also got to meet the other actors and acresses too. We met and talked John Michael Bolger who plays Martin Zarkovich. And I also met Leelee Sobieski. Both whom are very VERY nice people.

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Why? Because I will not be home at all Monday due to the fact that I need to go see if I can get Johnny Depp's autograph. Yeah, guess whos not going to work? That would be me you're correct.

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1: I only date pirates, savvy?
2: I love my lime green shoes
3: I am a pirate, deal with it.
4: I really don't care.
5: Tacos are delicious.
6: Rum is the best thing to ever happen to me.
7: I hate my job.
8: Yes, I really DO have nothing else better to do.
9: I'm addicted to those fruit smoothie things with the black pearls...yeah those.
10: Chocolate is my weakness.
11: I lied, actually its rum.

Well that was a complete waste of time. Not as much of a waste of time as actually reading it hu?

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/18687585/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/18687585/ Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:10:47 PDT
EDIT: Thanks for the pageviews people.

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EDIT: And a third time too as of early this morning! Still no autograph as of yet in my quest. Bugger.

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I will explain the awesome halarious epic adventures of Captain Jack later right now I am sleep deprived and still recovering from a long drunken night.

More pics tomarrow Im going to bed now so enjoy the very few I put up savvy?

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/18327575/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/18327575/ Wed, 14 May 2008 20:18:54 PDT Oh well though my henna tattoo will be prettyfull, prettyfull I tell you PRETTYFULL!!!

Anyways....so yeah getting ready for acen with henna tattoos and crap tied into my hair for that wonderful pirate appearence.

Hairwraps...pain in the ASS!!!

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/18069203/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/18069203/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:08:25 PDT [link] is fast approacing, only 4 more weeks. I know I know I still have time right? Well as far as costumeing is concerned its a relatively short time.
This year I will bring with me both the Captain Jack atire AS WELL AS the atire of Captain Finch. Captain Finch will get some upgrades from what you see her as now here on DA. Yes I have the purple corset/black pants and shirt/boots/bandana/beeds/ so on and so forth. But her look will change with the added new jewelry, a sash similar to Jacks but all her own colors, and dread lock hair falls with lots of feathers and beads. Her character will become very elaborate and colorful trying to fit in with the excentricness of Captain Jack. Lol Jack might be a little jealous of the new fabulousness who knows lol. But Jack got upgraded this year too includeing the recent purchas of the read sword, and when I say real I mean limited edition numbered and certified actual movie steel replica. But that stays here and a plastic stunt double will be attatched but it is a full length plastic replica complete with scabbard. I have all the rings now full metal and in full movie replica detail. His sash got upgraded with an actual fabric sash that I still need to shape and make it look like it has some wear and tear to it. New beads as I got exact replics of them while in Disney. He will have a brand new coat that I wore at Halloween, the real authentic boots that also double as Captain Finch's. I now have facial hair lol, and a wig which I will wear that I shaped and molded with dreads. And also I found earasers that look like real PEANUTS! so I can walk around pulling them out of peoples hair going "Ohh peanut!" or "My peanut..."
Jar of dirt may stay home because it was in fact a pain in the ass to carry around all day long. But it maye very well be replaced with...THE KRAKEN!!! That's right I have a big stuffed animal giant squid to carry around for added emphisis. just ask who felt the full force of my terrible beastie when I wacked her upside the head with it on the train home from Chicago. Ahhh good times eh? So that is a possible running gag, thing of al lthe things I can do with a squid....you know what eww thats just gross stop thinking dirty thought you pervs. *smacks you in the head with a giant squid* THE KRAKEN!!!
I also ordered a Jack Sparrow plush off of a website. It might be here by then might not. But if it is I am SOOOOO dragging him around with me as Captain Finch <----- is a pirate nerd. *Invisions the halariousness of the puppet show of plush Jack getting attacked by plush kraken. Smiles wickedly* Ohhhh yeah, that is SO going on youtube.
*Jack Sparrow comes up* That is not funny.
Oh yes it is!
Also hopefully my Jack Sparrow cell phone skin arives too. My phone will be pretty lol. Ok so sadly it will be pink but I will deal with it for the awesomeness which is Captain Jack Sparrow.
But anyways......yeah I need to get my ass in gear and get all the costume pieces together and nice and neat in their respective body bags so I'm ready to go. I have to start early because my work is hectic and blah blah blah blah....LAZY!!!

Hmmm I think Ima draw a crab.

OK Im done being insaine, the people with the little white lab coats and the nice needle drugs are asking me to come with them BUH BYE!!!


.......maybe that coffee and donut this morning wasn't such a good idea...*gets taken away by men in white lab coats*

PS: If you are going to ACEN and see a female playing Jack Sparrow or Captain Finch feel free to say "Hi".

*rereads and catches all the misspellings* Oh dear god I just killed the English language. <----- is too lazy to correct them.

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/17869763/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/17869763/ Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:26:42 PDT .............................
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Sorry I dont have time to draw for myself so unfortunatly I know it's custom for people to dish out requests for the lucky person who gets the milestone but I just can't not enough time in my day unfortunatly. But I do thank each and every one of you for stopping by and checking out my homepage. I really do appreciate it and appreciate everyone who watches my gallery,adds my work to their favorites, and especially those who leave a comment. Thank you all for the encouragement you've been wonderful.

EDIT: Thanks everyone for 15000 pageviews!

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/17755188/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/17755188/ Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:36:50 PDT ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/17754085/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/17754085/ Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:22:33 PDT And no I will not send anyone a personal copy to their e-mail adress no mater whom you are or how much you promise not to reupload. The only person with a digital copy of any of these photos will be myself. Savvy? I just cant risk giving someone temptation to show off "Look what Spaztic gave me!" *hits upload butter. Then millions click save and reupload*

So I will have to debate that.

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Thank you Johnny Depp

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]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/16603827/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/16603827/ Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:22:25 PST . But yes today I was chosen by the Captain of the Black Pearl himself Captain Jack Sparrow to join his crew. Hell yeah! I even got one kick ass certifficate for it. I'm gonna get this framed I think XD.

The Jack really wasnt the greatest Jack Ive seen. People who dont work for Disney and the Jack from Disneyland looked WAY better and also acted much more like Johnny Depp then this guy did. He came off to me as he didnt care to be there and he didnt care to be Jack Sparrow. Not the attitude you need if you are going to be Jack. If you are Jack you need to own that role and really put forth some enthusiasim and effort. Not look like you just got out of bed and said "Oh god..here we go with this Jack Sparrow crap again." Im a little picky about my Sparrows. But I didnt care too much at the moment, Jack was Jack to me and he chose me XD. god its like being 5 again.

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]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/16458936/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/16458936/ Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:11:43 PST owes me 10 dollars and 1 hour and 15 mins of my life back! Seriously if Starship Troopers, Blair Witch Project, and Godzilla had a bastard love child this would be it. Why did it suck? Well besides the lack of a plot, closure, and everything else it was all shot Blair Witch style with a home video camera that was bounceing around so damn much I had to look away quit a bit because I thought I was going to barf from motion sickness! I didnt throw up but I did get a spliting head ache. The Cloverfield monster looked like if a bat and a naked molerat had a baby and that baby mated with Mr. Bigglesworth from Austin Powers it would be its ginormous unborn fetus monster.
This had to be the stupidest, most pointless movie EVER! If you want to watch it I recommend either being competely stoned or drunk or both. The only thing this movie is any good for is MST3King it which is pretty much all me and AJ did the entire length of the movie and nobody else in the theater seemed to mind which is a good indication that it was just THAT bad that people would let other people talk throught the whole thing let alone make smartass remarks.
There were only a few good points in this film. 1) When the chicks head exploded because apparently if you get bit by the smaller parasite buggy things thats what happens, as Strongbad would say "Your head asplode!". 2) When one dude wacked a little buggy critter with a fire ax and it had convulsions. 3) When they were walking through the subway and one guy said "What if a flameing hobo jumped out right now?"
flameing hobo, seriously flameing hobo was the only good thing about this movie and you didnt even get to see a flameing hobo.
I kid you not I had dreams all night about how badly this movie sucked, thats how bad it was.

I need to go watch Pirates of the Caribbean now, excuse me.

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/16409759/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/16409759/ Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:52:57 PST
Minor note here: Seems I am fast approaching 14000 hits. What do you get if you catch my 14000th? Absolutely nothing!! Seriously I know its pretty much a tradition for everyone else on this site but I really dont have the time to do a request thingy, heck I barely have time for my own works. But thank you all so much for 14000 page views you all rock. but no gifties savvy?

]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/15713573/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/15713573/ Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:25:55 PST . Curse you Jack Sparrow for having big feet XD lol.

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]]> ~spaztic-demon http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/14909142/ http://spaztic-demon.deviantart.com/journal/14909142/ Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:01:40 PDT OK so Im minding my own buisness surfing the interwebs, DA to be exact because I decided math sucks Im not going to math mostly becuase I was so late I was going to be counted absent anyways so why not enjoy not being there? Yeah so anyways...I went to the library to check on myspace and DA and all the stupid crap I don't check on any more lol, but I was bored. And out of nowhere I feel someone breathing on my neck, yeah WTF? So I turn around and look up and here is this random girl standing behind me looking over my shoulder intently at what was on the 21 inch monitor...ummmm can I help you? OMGWTFBBQ??!! Personal space! Get the fuck out you space invader geeze! How rude is that? Who the hell are you? What do you want? And why are you THAT close to me? And how long have you been standing there in my buisness? Thats just creepy!!
GO AWAY!!!!!

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