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Hating- Twilight fans screaming about new moon.

Loving- Josh Groban. You dont know who josh groban is? KILL YOURSELF.

Wanting- To listen to the album/musical by Forgive Durden "Razia's Shadow"

Im right now in media/english class at school.

Im supposed to brainstorm an idea for a photo story. Im doing a photo story on an outcast in a world that does not tolerate independence. They will eventually sacrafice themselves. Kind of like a "Christ-Figure"

]]> ~spongetoast19 About MYSELF. http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/26320168/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/26320168/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 14:50:03 PDT
im pretty friendly. I love people. I love myself unlike some other girls. I'm addicted to happiness and im high on life [and ONLY life.] â¥
I do what makes me happy. Im impulsive, and I love to love and sometimes I care too much.

Im not the person to pick out flaws.

Im always jealous because everyone around me is just so beautiful, and they don't even see it.

Richard Avedon, Lyndon Wade, and Jim Rimi are my favorite photographer role models.

I want to go to FIT when Im older. Im definately going to move to NYC. I garentee if you cant find me in a few years, I will be in New York City.

I love to shop and my favorite stores are Zara, Diesel, Anthropologie and a few small designers.

Though I steal my friendss clothes all the time. I dont wear logos because I am not a walking advertisement. And I dont shop at alot of generic teen stores alot because I dont like having stuff that I see everyone else have.

I. Hate. Delias. Hottopic. Abercrombie. Buying T-shirts. Manipulators. Fake Gangsters. Indonesian Stalkers. Fake Photographers. Shoes with laces. Immaturity. Loneliness and Desolation. Rednecks. Skinheads. Breaking Out. Talking about marajuana. Myspace. Fat people with Snakebites. Being CoDependent. StraightEdge. Muslim People Who Come to your Door and Give you a Quran When its Obvious Youre Asian and dont practice Islam. Asian Crowds?

I. Love. Happy Indie Music. Redheads. Tweed. Manly Guys. Metro Guys. Heels. facebook. Disney Square Based RPG's. Talking about my feelings. Hugs and Kisses. Chicken nuggets. Myself. Skirts. Fuze. Man-Toh [an asian steamed bread. Dresses. Happiness. New Friends. Italian food. YOU.

]]> ~spongetoast19 Update http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/25596394/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/25596394/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:32:34 PDT
These are my thoughts.

-I have photography class in 3 days. If you knew me last summer, I ran around every weekend taking photographs for this class.

-My parents are saving for me to go to FIT, but they dont even have an idea of what I even want to do.

-I love Jim, he is the most amazing person I've ever met. April 2008 <3

-I will give Dawn and Casey gigantic hugs. I've missed you :]

-I've been in a photographic rut, and I hate it.

-Ive been watercoloring, but I need to go to the art store.

-I'm starting a third game of Kingdom Hearts, which I want to beat.

-I'm currently working on a game of Final Fantasy X, and then I'll buy Final Fantasy XII and beat that too. And then Jasmine's letting me have her Final Fantasy VII too!

-Vote for Ray William Johnson for Mr.Youtube!

]]> ~spongetoast19 The Search for Ray William Johnson. http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/25171826/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/25171826/ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:27:41 PDT Ihop. Mall. Kip. Lizzie and her bf. Zack and ice cream. Andrei and his friends. Richard and Caleb. Nose hairs.

6/7/09- The search for Ray William Johnson
So today Tayl and jasmine show up and I go promptly to the train station thinking that we can make it in 7 minutes and we do. We go on the train and are lucky enough to find seats for everyone of us. We talk sexy details and dead bodies on the train. We sang Drops of Jupiter by Train on the train. Jasmine likes that song alot. Tayl used to. I do. We had a nice conductor. We go to penn station and first thing is to eat. We go to an off street but find this awesome makeup, hair, beauty, inscents, masks, store, but it wasnt fancy it was edgy named Rickys in the chelsea neighborhood. We buy inscents. We go to a Malibu diner and i had to ask for change for money like five million times. We go to a 2.99 jewlery shop and i buy a mirror and a friendship bracelet that i eventually give to tayl and jasmine too. We go to a street fair. I bought roller skates, a camera, and a pair of shoes. we sit on stairs at a post office, tayl and jasmine split up to get italian ices. Jasmine holds my hand as I roller skate on these weird skates. We wanted to go to central park but it was too far, so we went to a starbucks. We went back home. Dropped jasmine off, chilled at my house for a while then went to the bookstore. Met up with jasmine and then she left for Hackett. Then erin came and then tyler. I read some Genlux. We went to target and i dropped my phone. We went back and i looked for my phone, my dad and i found my phone by the mens wearhouse. Tayl and Erin and Jasmine slept over. We thought we had failed our search for Ray William Johnson, since we did nto see him today. he replyed to my twitter and said he would hang out. So really, it was a sucess. Yay.

Daily Words-

"How could you buy gods words for nine ninty nine?"
-Kip

"Midgets dont have opinions"
-Jas to Caleb

"[me]I dont need a reason to call you, I have my own mind. im a woman and its not the 1940s!"
"[griz]Well I say you do, and I have a beard and I am a man."
-Me and Griz

"Change?"
-Malibu Diner Guy

"We'll get raped, and Tyler you'll just watch us get raped because you cant fight rapists. We'll get raped and they'll just kick you!"
-Taylor to Tyler

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with Azulu http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24907438/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24907438/ Sat, 23 May 2009 12:47:48 PDT We had intention to go to seabright beach. Tyler, Taylor and Erin came to get me and we waited for jasmine in the bookstore. My bag beeped when i went through so the had to scan everything, even my towel. I hadnt printed out directions, but i wrote them pretty badly. Tyler also missed a few exits, we ended up being lost. We drove through flemington, bridgewater, and lambertville. Tayl kept jamming to Led Zepplin We were just winging it until we hit the border of Pennsylvania. We went back, and stopped at a McDonalds and sat there for an hour. We went to the mall and a nice security cop kicked us out. and saw andrei and christian and this guy who i think's name is Azulu or something who was texting weirdly. We ran into kush who was wearing the same black V-neck as tyler. We went to pick up Dan, and then we went back the mall i suppose. We eventually ended up back at the bookstore and tommy was there and anthony eventually showed up randomly twice. We went back to tylers in the middle of the night, and we started drinking.. it was strange. we loosened up alot, jeez. We were very open with each other lol i think i spilled some things i shouldnt have. It was kind of funny and kind of screwed up that night. We put on saw but no one watched it. It was getting really weird later on which we dont have to bring up. me and tayl left at 5 am.

Daily Words

"[jasmine]*violently pushes seat back on tayl repeatedly*
[taylor]I hope you go live in pluckington!"
-jasmine and taylor

"[old man to tyler]Hey! Are you playing hard to get?"

"[erin]Yeah. if you were downstairs, people would flood in just to be downstairs?"
"[dan]If I was downstairs, people would climb up the side of barnes and nobles to the windows, just to look down to see that I'm downstairs."
-erin and Dan

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with Admiral and Egg http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24812156/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24812156/ Sun, 17 May 2009 19:54:27 PDT Dan asks me to go to a film festival with him and tyler so i gladly get in the shower and blow dry and meet him and tyler on oakland. We walked to the metuchen library. We watched the awesome videos like the one of andrei chasing someone and the one with a sweatshirt. I met richards dad, and i said hi to andrei. Me, Dan, Richard and Tyler walked to a pizza place. We ate some pizza and Dan laughs at how i eat because i eat like a mouse kind of. We walked to me and Tylers street because we had to stop at our houses. Richard carried me some of the way. We went to the mall and saw their friends Admiral and Egg who were kind of strange. We met up with tayl at the bookstore. Erin eventually came, and we were reading a cosmo that dan and tyler and rich read it too. I ate a lot of food and rich and dan kept reading "I hope they serve beer in hell" We went to McDonalds and stuff kept being thrown down my shirt and taylors and dans. Erin got a nickel down dans shirt and into his pants. We kept texting obscene texts to each other. We kept sending pictures to each other. We kept changing each others phone backgrounds. Tayl changed tylers picture to negative and she kept sending this seductive picture of tylers mother. Dan made some nasty drink out of ketchup and pepsi and nasty stuff and he drank some and had to go into the bathroom. Erin kept pulling me and Tayl aside to talk about this insanely funny story. I stole richards straw because Erin stuck gum on mine. We have the most awesome conversations. We walked back. It was dark and scary and we linked onto each other. We then had comparisons to who would die first in a horror movie. We then separated into triplets of genders. We kept comparing who we were on our Guy scale, sexually [tayl+erin=richard, me=tyler, physically [taylor=richard, griz=me, erin=tyler], personality [tayl+me=griz, erin=richard] and otherwise. I gave everyone hugs and my dad called me dirty for walking with 4 boys to the mall.

Daily Words-

"Wow, Cosmo tells you to pull a guys pubic hair? Wtf"
-Dan

"[Richard]I dont get to talk to my girlfriend, so i feel single."
"[erin] I avoided my boyfriend and i STILL didnt feel single."
"Mine was a piece of cardboard, and I STILL didnt feel single."
"[Richard] All three of them could be!"
"[erin] One was a Hippie, One was a Creeper and the other was a Cardboard Cutout!"
-Richard, Erin and Me.

"[me]Wow this cosmo story said "I walked into our room when my roommate was having sex, i turned on the lights thinking that she would stop but she said turn it off and kept riding the guy""
"[Richard] I can see that happening at NJIT."
"[Erin] That you would pay Tyler 5 bucks every time he walks in on you having sex."
"[Dan] He can make a hundred dollars from that alone or balancing it with another job."
"[Rich] I'd give him a few dollars for a movie and tell him to come back in 2 hours."
"[Tyler] I'd be alright with that."
-Tyler Dan Erin and Richard

"[Dan] I switch every decade between Jew and Cuban. I was cuban and now im more Jewish and when i'm 27 I'll be Cuban again!"
-Dan telling Erin about his jewbanness

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with Tay Zon Day http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24812043/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24812043/ Sun, 17 May 2009 19:46:47 PDT 5/16/09

Yesterday night, Tayl, Erin and Jasmine crashed at my house. I was in an angels and demons movie so they went to Tylers house. Then we all hung out on tylers curb until like 1 am. We met tylers mom and shes nice. She said she had a 5D Mark 1, and me and tayl were like AHHHH OMG OMG THATS AWESOME. Tayl loves her photos because she loves babies. We crashed at my house, and we talked on the couch. It was a nice thing to do because we all had our feeeeelings. We slept on my bed which isnt meant for 4 people. It was terrible, i was spooning with Jasmine for like 2 hours. taylor was being pushed off the bed so she moved to my other bed. The little one. We woke up, and jasmine curled my hair which i loved. We watched all the salad fingers episodes. We played Friend Facts on facebook. We left with Tyler to each of our houses and i crashed at Tayls. Tyler went to mosey around for like 3 hours. Then tayls mom got us McDonalds. Some people came in the house to look at it while tayl was in a robe. Jas and Tyler came back and we went to Ritas because we KNEW erin wasnt done. We got erin and we went to some park with a cemetery where Tayl oogled some orthodox jewish boys. We went to woodbridge mall where we tried on clothes at forever 21 and went to eat chinese food which was really nasty and i had to give the stringbeans to my mother. We went to barnes and nobles for a bit and then we saw chris klapper and napoleon and chris was wearing his v neck tye dye emporium shirt. He wanted to press a doorbell to B+N.

Daily Words

"Oh TayZonDay?"
-Tyler at ihop then we repeated it ten million times.

"[random guys speaking hindi]
Me- Tayl, you know they're talking about you. Because i switched out of french and took Hindi classes."
-Me talking to tayl at Ritas.

"I have a silent laugh, i may not be laughing but i'm always laughing on the inside."
-Tyler

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with Richards Haircut. http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24684497/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24684497/ Sun, 10 May 2009 10:52:02 PDT
Today, me and alyssa waited for taylor with stephanie and lizzie so we could see a movie. We waited a long time, and taylor was already in the theater. We watched 17 again, i love that movie. My favorite was when Ned popped up in weird outfits and nerd props. After that, I hung out with tayl while Alyssa kept trying to get lizzies iphone back. We then went to american aparrel, with the coolest basics youve ever seen. We then went to the bubble tea place, and escorted alyssa to work. We then went to target, they didnt have any breadsticks at pizza hut. We tried on ugly jackets, and raincoats. We looked at the toys and the movies. It was just really insanely fun.

Tayl accedentally stole a shirt. I went to go get alyssas bubble tea, and tayl went to old navy. I found richard and dan, and brought them to old navy where lizzies boyfriend Joe [who looks like brandon hardesty] came. Then we found Jasmine and Tyler and Shoes. Jasmine looked really good! We went down the stairs to barnes and nobles. We yelled at mohawk and his really fat and ugly blonde girlfriend. hes really ugly and so is she. Taylor told them to hot pocket. Richards haircut is really different! richard and tyler went to target. Rich, dan and tyler came back. Lizzie and her boyfriend kept reading stuff in the sex section. They must both get freaky. Dan went away cause Paula was here and then Tyler, Richard, Me and Taylor went to go see jasmine and shoes at McDonalds. After they left, we went back to barnes and nobles while we were walking these 2 random guys in a car asked if we needed a ride and if we could hang out tonight. Taylor told them we were only 16 and they said "goodnight" and drove off.

Daily Words.

"Which corner did you find THAT trash can on?"
-Lizzie to Mohawk about his ugly fat whore girlfriend.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The Awesome One with the Pregnant Cow w/ Cankles http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24659264/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24659264/ Fri, 08 May 2009 21:06:19 PDT
Today i got home, I was walking when Gabe pulled up! We hung around for 15 minutes, then I joined Dan in the park. He was just sleeping on a bench! we called Tayls sister, and we played Frisbee with some metuchen folks. Dan put on elizabeth klappers sandals. Apparently he also called her a pregnant cow with cankles =O. I went home around 5:30 and went to the mall with tayl. We found Jasmine and Erin in a changing room at american apparel. We went to sit down in the food court. I gave Eunice a hug. Alyssa came by and jas kissed her hand. We sat outside with kush, coley, steph, and other scene people. Erin was hit with a water bottle. Kush is ecstatic about his car. We then found tyler, and me and Tayl went to the ledge. She told me of dreams she had and me too. We got back with them, they were by champs. Zack wanted ihop so we all went. I kept making out with erin behind tylers back. Dan showed up and we showed him the picture of if him and tyler were gay for each other. We had contests to draw one another without looking. We went outside, and we were all picking each other up. lol I cant pick anyone up maybe erin. Alyssa wasnt wearing a bra under her shirt. I think alyssas just always horny. She be feeling up ans biceps dayum [I just kid you, guys!

] Kush drove us home. I gave zack like 6 hugs today!

Daily Words.

"First I have to think of something that would make me horny, then something that wouldnt. Thats how I walk."
-Erins dick is so huge it replaces her one leg and this is how she walks.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with the Quiche http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24444161/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24444161/ Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:18:46 PDT 4/25/09
Yesterday we had a picnic! it was fun fun fun. alyssa got over my house, we packed the picnic basket, and loaded up my camera. We met up with chris klapper who finished my book and gave it back to me so i could read it. Then dan and tyler came. We went to the spot and tayl didnt get here so we couldnt put a blanket down. Alyssa went to go find friends, and griz and tyler went to go get beth. Beth showed up looking INSANELY pretty mmight i add. Tayl showed up when everyone was away she brought the blanket and i took a picture of her. Then Griz tyler and beth come from the left, and rose shoes and jasmine come from the right and its so awesome. we all sit down and chow down and eat and have fun. Then alyssa cmes and her friends go away. We all make fun of beth's quieche lol and tayl thinks her brownies suck! Beth is obsessed with the cheese that someone brought. We took pictures holding hands and tyler and dan played frisbee. we talked about stupid shit as i lied down. we kept implying tyler and dan were gay lovers when we're not there. Even though me and tayl ARE gay lovers lolololololol kidding. we made our way to the mall and i showed the girls the "i did your mom a favor" video. We gave some random ddr guy a brownie then i gave him a hug. tree joined us, walked to the bookstore and left. jasmine gave me a piggy back ride. anthony came and i drank some of his cream soda. me and tayl were doing our anthony impersonations lololol

Daily Words
"[JASMINE]Is that the britney spears curious perfume?]
[me]"yeah!"
'[dan]this is perfume?
"[me]NO, Its a DREIDEL!"
-Dan, jasmine and me

"Cause what if i was a GIANT ho, and i was by a senior citizen home. And if i was myself, they would be all nice and give me some fruit punch!"
"*tyler and dan look confused* What the fuck did you just say?"
-Taylor talking to dan and tyler about being a giant ho

"[allyssa]Hes two faced."
"[me+tayl] If hes two faced wheres the face that talks to us?"
-Alyssa talking about a guy

"[dan]Is that a homeless person? Oh wait hes just islamic"
-dan

"Someday taylor, i will invent musical condoms and you will be the first to get them in Simon and Garfunkel. when you fuck someone, you will hear paul simon and art garfunkel!"
-Me

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with Christinas Secret Plan http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24375768/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24375768/ Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:25:55 PDT
4/21/09

JIM! JIM DAY!!! I HAVENT SEEN HIM FOR 2 WEEKS which is kind of like 2 months because thats how long it feels. I have had my phone wallpaper as Jim since I took the picture last time before yesterday. Anyways, today my history teacher threw away the rest of the hawkeye news because hawkeye didnt publish my photographs anyways. Do now man vowed never to say "Do Now" ever again but I will get him!!! I had a deep conversation with Andrea on our european adventures lol and jessika didnt know if this photographer was familiar, we talked about the photographer all last year lol. Then Jim started laughing cause I put a picture of Quindellyn in my 12 best photographs. Tayl got a photo of this. It was very funny. Our next assignment is FRUIT and vegetables lol wtf. Tayl throughout the day was doing her Gabe/Anthony Mastro impersonations which cracked me up. We had to do them at the same time without cracking up even though we did anyways. We had to look under the vending machine for gold dollar coin things hahahahaa. While we were drawing little doodles on the arts barnes and nobles paper that was handed out. Then we sat on the bench and we went back on the bus. Christina Graham had to "plan" a secret PLAN with me and she made the SCARIEST face when i told her the scariest thing i've ever heard. Its about this dude and she was like NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Then gabe drove me home after i was talking with rachelle for a bit. I didnt bring my "Birth of Venus" book to school the next day, i hope i didnt lose it. After i got home, i fell asleep. I recorded the Zohan movie, i couldnt sleep at night, so i watched the Zohan movie and it didnt help at all. Zohan was weird, neoporin is not liquid nitrogen!

Daily Words
"[jim]I dont have a picture of this but if you google him, you'll get this pepper, youve never seen anything like it."
"[tayl]You've never seen a pepper before, jim?"
"[jim]No, I have not. You look at it and you'll be all like Jim was right. Okay that is your theme, got it?"
-Tayl and Jim about a famous photographer who photographed a pepper that jim really likes.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One Where He Licks the Table http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24351421/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24351421/ Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:45:28 PDT
RECAP
4/19/09
Yesterday tayl wont pick up her phone so im waiting for her to get back to my house from church. Dans walking with tyler, so hes at tylers house. They're outside and they call me down so i go outside to avoid staying in my house. We walk down the street when tayl calls me. Shes by the tire place in metchen so we walked down oakland and tayls mom called me "maaan" so i was like o_O alll right shes a bit loopy today woot tayl gets out of the car and we walk to the mall in pairs. lol me and tayl goofing around behind their backs [literally] while they walk. I get mud in my shoe, ew. We sit in the food court all 4 of us which we havent done since january. Weird. Thats a really long time ago. we acually just have meaningless chatter until we head to the bookstore and tyler goes to get food with dan. We were reading a cosmo magazine lol. Tyler leaves to go to the arcade, and griz comes back. and i wink wink throw away the sandwich and leave dan and tayl. Then i dont come back for a half hour. Richard comes along with erin and jasmine. Richard and dan eventually go to buy a rock band drum set. We go to mcdonalds. The girls were keeping this inside story about dan's male soul mate from rich and dan, so i texted it to erin, and erin showed tayl and alyssa and we all cracked up. Richard eventually ends up licking the table at some point which causes cough cough un-named girls at the table to either be disgusted or jizz in their pants. Dan goes away and then comes back with 5 wet spots in a horizontal line on his crotch. They leave, and then jasmine and erin leave and then me and tayl leave after my dads being dumb and thinks im at the bookstore when i told him mcdonalds.

4/20/09
After school today im dying cause its rainy and cold and wet without a ride home. I go to the library and i cant stay inside so i go outside. Gabes car will not start, tayl and jasmine will not come, jasmine will not pick up her phone so i call Tree and he drives me to ihop where i see tayl and erin. jasmine eventually comes but not till we're done eating. Tayl apparently found someones wallet and returned it so we had part of the meal paid for by the nice lady. we went to the food court and ran into dan and richard and anthony. They eventually leave and we go to the arcade. Stephanie lizzie and tyler are there. tylers standing randomly, steph is playing a ds and lizzie is sitting next to her. so then jasmine leaves and mom snatches me away and we go home the end.

Daily Words

"[erin]There are like 5 wet spots just on your crotch, how the fuck does that happen?"
"[dan] well i dont know! uh ha ha ha ha ha *guffaw*"
"[me]Your penis is horizontal?...and its built like a flute?"
-Me, Dan and Erin on his penis

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with the HOMO http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24317615/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24317615/ Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:18:43 PDT
So i woke up at 10 am today to go to garage sales. I got books, some CD's and a directors clacker photo frame. Then taylor came to my house after having a little run in with dan at a stoplight lol. Me and taylor were watching the video of this kid who really doesnt like being called a homo. I will invite you to call him a homo. Here you go.
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I mean no offence to gays, but i dont mean homo in the gay way. I just mean homo to piss him off. ^_^ So erin gets here and we pack picnic stuff and we go to the park to have a picnic so we do. It was really awesome and we laid down and talked and ate and we took pictures which were awesome that you should check out. I really wanted to join the indians playing volleyball. Dan came over after an hour and stayed
for a few minutes before going [sort of] so we leave after another half hour. We get to the mall. Alyssa winds up with us. Then Richard comes over and hes really really nice. lol richard is amazing. So then he goes away and erin leaves. Alyssa leaves for a bit too to get gauges for her ears. Dan and Richard are now sitting with us and richard is mediating some scary semi talk with dan and tayl. and its weird and then gabe gets here. <3 So gabe leaves to go plug in his dads dvd player and comes back later. Me and Tayl and Alyssa and Dan and Richard walk to the bookstore and richard is carrying my picnic basket. Richard hides in his little rape crevasse with dan and we all just hang in that until gabe calls. Then richard is mooning us 3 times. RICHARDS ASS 3 FUCKING TIMES. =O JEEZ a record right? Gabes at the bookstore and we leave him with sam blackman and they go sit. So we go to the bookstore and me and dan walk for a little with richard and me and taylor walk a little afterwards. so we all sat down and alyssas there and dan was making racial slurs like how im a rice cake and that alyssa is a lobsterback. Richard and Dan leave. And then Gabe leaves. Me and Alyssa and Taylor went to see "I Love you, Man"

Daily Words

"SLABADABASS!"
-Taylor

"[me]Did you get anything special?"
"[beth]I got jars!"
"Why?"
"I collect jars."
-Me and Beth

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with the Watermelon Lipstick http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24072871/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/24072871/ Sun, 05 Apr 2009 09:58:35 PDT
Well yesterday i could only be at the mall for about 2 hours until 7:30. Me and tayl go to get her eyebrows done. Her eyebrows were pretty red that day. We went to go put on some makeup at sephora, i love watermelon lipstick. We go say hi to stephanie and lizzie when gabe comes by and i go get some frozen yogurt. hes listening to his new CD lol jasmine and rose come along and griz runs here like the wind with tyler. he wants to talk but tayls all like aahhhhhhhhhh. and tylers just sitting there while griz is putting the metal things on the magnet. tyler leaves then griz leaves and jasmine is putting people on a party list. Rose sees a really really hot guy so she goes over because hes alone and his girlfriend comes back and rose is all like shit! I leave and go to say bye to lizzie and steph and tyler then i leave. the end.

Daily Words

"If erin gets meaner to Kush, i'll stick a metal pole so far up her vagina!"
-Gabe

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Green Little Boy http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23941981/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23941981/ Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:42:26 PDT
So Tayl and I dont get out of the house until 5:30. We made phone calls. Mushy was being mean, she soaked my shirt in water and my blowdryer too. Alan and Mushy were playing video games in the basement the entire time. Tayl had a conversation with a little green boy. Mushys dad drove us to the bookstore. Do Now man and Matt K. and Uma were there and we went to the arcade and stephanie and lizzie nd bryan were there. Me and Tayl saw this guy who looked like tyler only muscular. We go to the dollar store and i bought lip balm and gum. Stephanie and Lizzie go to Dunellen, and we sit in the food court. A deaf woman came and we donated, so did tyler look alike. =] Bryan came and told us about the shit he watches online. I showed him the naked fat lady book, he was unscathed afterwards. Me and Tayl went to go eat then went back to the bookstore and gabe came. After a while, we all left for home ^_^

Daily Words

"Is this fucking shirley?!"
-John dohrn wondering why i was calling him

"[Me]I hate napoleon bonaparte. Hes like the george washington of france."
"[Tayl]George washington wasnt all that good, everyone likes him cause hes the first president."
"Thomas jefferson was an asshole he raped like 4 of his slaves. Yeah everyone man created equal, except for the slaves i raped!"
-Me and Taylor

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Greys Anatomy http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23925189/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23925189/ Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:40:08 PDT
Today Gabe picked me up and we went to get Taylor. Taylor's sister cass starts harassing him again, cause shes a retard. we sit in tayls room while her mom gets money for tayl. gabe is skimming through greys anatomy. We each take turns blocking the door so cass cant get in. We get to the bookstore, and basically sit in the chairs until the movie starts. The movie wasnt bad, it was pretty creepy though ewwww dead bodies. jasmine and tree, erin and kush, and tommy were there in the movie. after the movie we stood around doing nothing before going into the arcade to say hi to tyler and lizzie. We then made our way to ihop which was very fun fun fun. Griz paid a surprise visit to us, and Gabe and Taylor went to talk to him. Tyler came too, and he sat down and we basically gave him pancakes lol. we scrapped up some moolah cause the bill was $64.47. Then gabe drove me and tayl home, the end.

Daily Words-

"[Taylor]I feel like I'm going to throw up"
"[Gabe]Go find some skanks to throw up on!"
"No, you can't puke on skanks!"
"Sure you can, thats what they're there for!"
-Taylor and Gabe

"[Taylor]My dick is probably way bigger than yours, gabe. Mine is 15 inches"
"[Gabe]Mine is 20 inches"
"Mine is 25 inches, it grows longer every time i check!"
"Did I say 20 inches, i meant that was when i was 5 years old!"
-Still Taylor and Gabe

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One Where We Forget the Dancers http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23874208/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23874208/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:39:27 PDT
I took a political spectrum quiz in history class. Apparently i'm a radical liberal. Then we leave for arts high, i enjoy everyones pictures that day. We forget to pick up the dancers and i also forget my phone, so we go to pick up the dancers and i run in my building for 2 minutes to get my phone. yay! I go back to metuchen high and walk with rachelle back across grove. Then me and gabe run back to my house to put back my school bag. Then im like giving the worst directions in the world because he doesnt like highways lol and we go to tayls house and tayls asshole sister is like harassing gabe like she does to everyone -_- We get to friendlies the same time erin and jasmine are. I leave my key in the car. i'm a gigantic klutz so i spill the water on everything =[ then i stole gabes straw by accident. jasmine stopped squealing "Tree!" every time she gets a text. gabe left for making dinner. so tayl and erin had a quarrel. jeez. erin left. then tayl left, and then i left and said bye bye bye to jasmine. then i realized i left my jacket in gabes car. curse my memory!

Daily Words-

"[Tayls 6 year old sister Cass]Who the hell are you?"
"[Taylor] He's the new mailman."

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One With Shirtless Hicks. http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23829272/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23829272/ Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:22:54 PDT
Taylors right outside my house after i call her for ten imllion times. We make our way to Main Street Metuchen and wait for Gabe to get out of Karatay which is right down the street, so we get some FUZE green tea. Then Gabe came, BUT he went inside to get pizza and he didnt know whether this Unidentified Food Object was Bacon or Sausage. Then Jasmine came and we shot people at the table. Then Gabe was texting Breezy and she was all like "come to the sushi place" and gabe was all like "I dont feel like it, get off your ass and come here" so they did, she came with Courtney Valeriani from Karataaay. Then Erin came. Breezy kept wearing my hat that i got from the garage sale for ONE DOLLAH. So Taylor needed a picture posed with Erin and Kush. But Kush did not come, so Gabe replaced him. Gabes name backwards is Ebag. We went to THE ghetto ass park which was a few seesaws a shitty slide and tires. Gabe and Erin had to sit back to back and look like 1920's pioneer eloping young aspiring farming hicks. You see Erin took off her vest and gabe just looked too modern, i mean he cant just text while wearing a black hoodie, so taylor just made him take off his shirt. woo! He took his shoes off, and so did erin and he had hick grass in his mouth so he can look hick like because the only thing that could make him happy as a pioneer was a hot wife. Taylor took the pictures, and Gabe peed in some corner which taylor took a picture of too. We went on the seeesaawww. I went on with the Seesaw with erin and Jasmine with gabe but there was an imbalance, so Jasmine went on with Erin and I went on behind Gabe and jasmine just HOPPED off which made Me and Gabe crash down while erin almost flew off. We were cold and talking about pornos and ho-ish nurses outfits. So we went to Variety Village and I bought Air Heads and we saw black santa. Taylor bought a brownie. Jasmine got an ice pop. Courtneyy Left. Me and Taylor and Erin and Jasmine and Gabe walked back to Gabes car. We went over to the bookstore, and Gabe left to go eat because his dad made some flounder. These 2 guys came over to hit on us, but i was paying attention to my rubix cube. He wanted to give taylor his Led Zeppelin shit so tayl gave him her myspace and Jasmine was like attracted to the fat metalhead with tripp pants. Gabe came back and read Dragonball Z. We left to go look at movie times but there were none we wanted to watch so Jasmine and Erin left to go to macys, and Taylor went to Victorias Secret to smell good, so Me and Gabe went to get pretzels and I stole part of his. Then Tayl came over with her bubble tea, and Gabe was daring enough to try some so he bought some and the girl gave him EXTRA balls. He drank almost all of it until it was disgusting. We sat there until jasmine and erin came back and we were all just touching his hair while he was having a minor orgasm RIGHT there. We got a photo booth picture. So we went to the bookstore and texted questions to chacha. and Gabe likes Ben Folds. TAKE THAT TAYLOR. Then andy told us to leave at 20 minutes before closing so taylor went to buy a led zeppelin magazine and Gabe gave me a hug and then Erin and left. Then we slept over erins and it was awesome because it just was.

Daily Words-

"[Gabe] I'll buy you a vibrator. How much are they, I'll give you the money! Seriously I'll do it! But you have to go buy it"
"[Taylor] Hell no, paying for it is only half the battle."
"[Gabe] They're going to think i'm either going to ONE have a vagina, or TWO put it in my ass. You can deal with their remarks!"
-Gabe backing out of buying a vibrator for taylor.

"Look at me, you Hick!
-Taylor to Gabe while he looks like a giant hick.

"...In my own dojo!"
-Taylor

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One Where Lizzie Dates Brandon Hardesty http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23811044/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23811044/ Sat, 21 Mar 2009 09:31:12 PDT
It's 6 and I'm still waiting for my hair to dry. I'm on the phone with conrad then i realize oh crap i have to go in 30 minutes. I'm doing my hair, and putting on my clothes. I don't even have makeup or shoes on, and Gabe shows up at my door. So I'm like putting on my shoes while getting money from my dad, then i forget my jacket and run out the door and into Gabes car. We then get to the mall where jasmine and erin are with a bunch of scene people. Then Dan and Paula are at hte food court, me and Gabe have some food, then Christina Graham and Hayley show up and leave. Lizzie and her Brandon Hardesty boyfriend are at the arcade with Chris, Napoleon and Zach and also Stephanie. Taylor then shows up but i go show Lizzie why her boyfriend is Brandon Hardesty with Gabe. We find Jasmine and Shoes and Kush and Erin show up with Lauren, but Lauren leaves. We then go eat in the food court, except i dont really eat anything. Kush tells some story, and Gabe is drinking that "Naked" stuff from starbucks. Anand shows up, and i'm like hiding myself from some scary person i didnt want to see. ahhhhhh. We then go to the arcade for a little while and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, so taylor was turning and shifting me the entire time because it was SCARY, everyone looked at us like we mixed meat with DAIRY. hahaha they werent really looking i just said that cause it rhymed. We make our way to the bookstore, and i show Gabe the naked fat lady book and looked at his expressions which were scary. I love the first time of everyone looking at the book. Then we moved by jasmine and tree and taylor, and i pulled out my rubix cube, determined to finish it. I went downstairs to look for a rubix cube book, and the 2 asian chicks sitting down were like "we cant find a rubix cube book" so i go upstairs all upset and me and Gabe go back down to look for a book, and we found one! WOOOOOO!!! i'm happy. Its awesome. I didnt finish my cube, but im close i hope so =[ I NEEEEED TOOOO. Then Gabe drove me home the end.

Daily Words-
[Erin and Kush turn around right as taylor says]
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ORGASM ON A WASHING MACHINE THEN?!?"

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One that Isnt REALLY a Miniblog http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23674841/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23674841/ Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:26:16 PDT
3/13/09 Friday the Thirteenth.

So I'm sitting in my photography class 12th period right now. I've just been lent this sweet black vivitar and i went around photo class taking pictures of dimitri, cody, brian and chris. This black vivitar is pretty sweet, the light meter works and everything and i've got it for the weekend. Probably because my batteries for my canon rebel G2 arent ordered yet cause my moms trying to teach me a lesson about losing the special batteries.

I've got a roll of film in the vivitar!

I also have 2 more rolls at home and one roll of kodak pro black and white tinted film which i have to go to walgreens to develop on sunday if i shoot it all on saturday. Which gives me an excuse to go to walgreens for oil blotting paper which i desperately need because i'm breaking out and ew.

Tonight i'm going to see Taylors play, Bye Bye Birdie. I think I'm going to see it tomorrow just to go to the cast party afterwards, i think that'll be fun lol.

Daily Words-

"Synonyms-
Revel- A.Ketchup B.Mustard C.Relish D. Lettuce."
-Mrs.Achiron's Vocab Test

]]> ~spongetoast19 Critique of my Past http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23579039/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23579039/ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:33:34 PST
I acted like the very photographers I hate when I was all like "omg lemme edit your pictures cause i took up photography! yayyyy im so good omg im so cool" What the hell was I thinking? I looked at my photographs from 2007 and I realized I sucked ALOT worse. I really did, i wouldnt hire my 2007 self or even glance at my photographs.

]]> ~spongetoast19 Commission Trade http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23522612/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23522612/ Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:26:47 PST
...since i'm not accepting much for it

...You have to make artwork for me too!
Note me!

...Since you can't always have it your way
I'm NOT making any anime or lineart
I'm NOT making any bugs/scary dolls
I'm not making a youtube video since my video camera is a piece of crap.
and thats pretty much it

I'll do
-Photography
-Doodles
-Sketches
-Doodle scenes
-Doodle people
-macaroni sculptures
-i dont care, think of something.

Comment me i guess

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with Mustache Glasses http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23440852/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23440852/ Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:45:13 PST
I go to the mall and meet conrad and napoleon and zach and kip and crystal and chris klapper and AJ, and we sat around a table for kips birthday. I find Lizzie and Stephanie in the arcade later on and i say hi and leave. We see Jasmine and Tom, and then we find Tayl and Erin coming our way. I showed everyone my calendar. We make our way to Coldstone and we bump into Anthony [Ians Boyfriend] and his friends. We're sitting in the bookstore, and andys still being mean. I had bought a mustache glasses thing, and we all tried it on but Tyler and Alyssa were making excuses. Taylor painted this thing and it was cool.

Quotes-

[erin] Old people should not be having fun in bed.
[Tyler] No, Erin. They should, because they're just about to die.
-Tyler+erin on self magazine.

[erin] Can i steal one of your 9000 penises?
[Conrad] Just one? You dont want 2? Do you mean the thin ones?
[erin] No id like just 2 of the really thick ones.
-Conrad and Erin

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One With Coroline http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23070506/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23070506/ Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:05:41 PST
So today me and Tayl just mosey around. First we're with alyssa and we do a photoshoot with Nate. Im the photographer, Tayls the model and Nate's the secondary male model. Alyssa was just my assistant, she moved the red bulls when i said to move them, she held the scarves, and she picked me up to do some high angles. The photographs are awesome! We then went to eat with alyssa and ogt a giant frozen yogurt, bumped into kim and her asians and we saw anthony. Me and Tayl went to aerie and then american eagle before going to nordstroms and buying a hat. then we went to the game room and vinnie was in there >_> then conrad got there and scary people went into the game room so me and conrad went and saw the movie Coroline. It was really awesome and he bought some giant rice krispy thing. We joined up with Nick Davis, and Kip at the game room along with Taylor. Lizzie was there also and that was cool. Stephanie was like WOOOO! BECAUSE I LOVE STEPHANIE and i wrote that lol. Tyler was there and also ben. We went to the bookstore and saw jeremy and jasmine and stuff and me and conrad went away and then came back and like Jasmine like DIED of happiness at one point but i wont get into that.

Quotes-

"You're going to get me arrested! You guys are like 12!"
-Zach...Because me and Taylor made out and he got turned on. hahahhaa

"Hey! We match!"
-Some guy who walked by taylor who was wearing a striped sweater.

"Hey, stop staring at Tits' Tits!!"
-Conrad telling Kip not to stare at Taylor's boobs.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Moonshine http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23049518/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/23049518/ Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:09:30 PST
So me and tayl are in the car, cass is talking about dick hair. We get there and we see napoleon, zach and chris and its awesome. So then we left them to be awesome and we met up with kush and erin. kush went on about his stories about throwing people under buses, and moonshine, and stuff. we have an interesting encounter with Katie, conrad's ex girlfriend for a split second and bump into her again later on. We then go to gamestop and say hi to the bald guy. We go down to the lounge and Armand tackles kush. Erin and Kush went away and we hung out with Stephanie and Lizzie. I danced with Lizzie and she's just awesome like that. So then we went to the bookstore and saw Katie, AJ, napoleon, kip, and zach for a split second and then went to Jasmine and Tom and hung out with them before hanging out with Kip and Nick Davis again before leaving.

Quotes-

[skanks wearing tight crap and nasty scarves come by.]
[Me] Hey taylor, i love how we're eating this frozen yogurt like lady and the...TRAMP!!!!!!!
-Me sitting with Taylor

[kush] NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with the Affectionate Hug for Stephanie http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22950780/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22950780/ Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:54:42 PST
Tayl and i saw the uninvited. it was so confusing at the end. So we met up with stephanie, griz and tyler after the movie. i was so cold, i had to hug stephanie. Then she pushed me away. So me and tayl left for the bookstore, then came back with alyssa after bumping into griz and angelina. we then saw matt and stephanie and lizzie and tyler and then sat with them at the table. Matt K's ex girlfriend Kim came and gave me a hug. Matt and stephanie left. Then tyler and tayl and i sat at the table awkwardly, then tyler joined stephanie and matt at the arcade while we went to the bookstore. Then i was playing with my pictures and making them talk to people then some guy from my english class walked by and thought i was strange. Tyler came and left. Ariana and her brother came too. Then we left.

Quotes-

"[Me burrowing myself under stephanie's arm]"
"[stephanie withstanding it] um, okay."
"[me enjoying the semi-hug] You know, this is the best ive felt in a long time."
"[stephanie pushing me away] EW, OH MY GOD YOU NASTY, THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE WHEN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT."
-Me and Stephanie

"[matt sitting himself at the table] You know whats a good game to play? KINGDOM HEARTS."
-Matt's tried to start something.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with the Unfashionable Corpse http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22893443/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22893443/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:02:29 PST
Today is thursday the 29th, and i've had a fairly good day. In science class, it was the most annoying snoozefest in the world. But I passed out grades, and unfortunately, i dont know the names of half my class. So i went down to history, and we went over the politics, money and sex like we always do. I basically did nothing my entire health period. At lunchtime i finished up some french work, and worked on a poem to submit to my straight and gay alliance poetry contest. After that, decided to work hard on my math quiz even though i probably failed anyways. In english i explained my project, i wish i could have helped more. I will make it all up to them. I'll make rob cookies and i'll improve my grades in math for monasa. In photography, i developped photographs of Tyler, Stephanie, and John from gamestop. Tyler's photo had motion blur, and his eyes were looking outside the photo, so i threw out the photo of tyler. John and Stephanie had fixer spots on their photograph, but no one will notice them so i didnt care. After that we had improv and it was really fun. I was a pillar, I mowed lawns with Ian, and I was on the dating show picking a date with some man with an imaginary enemy, a man with a mushroom obsefssion, and a man with some freaky foot fetish. I picked the man with the mushroom obsession, maybe he can cook for me [even though i hate mushrooms]

At night, i went to Coffeehouse/Improv Show. The improv was awesome. Zach Sherry [from photo class] his poem was so intense, man. I read my poem during intermission, and everyone liked it! I felt good. It was my narrative on a pay phone. The improv played lots of skits, like an electrician strapping a scientist to an electric chair, or a man who died getting hit by lightning whie being unfashionable.

Quotes-

"[Kirk]Will you stay still?"
"[Shelly]No!"
"[Matt- buzz means you have to drop your line and say something new] BUZZ"
"[Shelly]Yes!"
"[Matt]BUZZ"
"[Shelly]Certainly"
"[Matt-pardon means you need to rhyme with your last statement.] PARDON"
"[shelly]Flirt-enly!"

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with the Bald Person @ Gamestop http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22851477/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22851477/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:35:47 PST
RECAP-Monday
Me and Tayl walk to the diner and eat food. Tayl learns what a-la-mode means. me and tayl walk to el-mallo and find tyler and stephanie and griz. blahblahblah. I go to gamestop to chatter up the asian guy, some bald person, john, and some short and fat guy and blah. we then go to the food court, and me and tayl sit with tyler and griz. Stephanie came and she left. anthony eventually sign languages his break time. the black guy at wendys wished me a happy chinese new year. cool. then anthony went away. we then went to arcade which was boring. and me and tayl went home.

Today-
Arts high school. I saw jim. Jim is awesome. we got assignments. JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM RIMI! and jim was funny, ha.

Quotes-

"[Anthony]It's french fry day at charley's!"
"[Tyler]shouldnt french fry day be on friday?"
"[Anthony]it's F-R-Y day, not F-R-I day."
-Anthony+Tyler

"You guys have to be checking the backgrounds of your pictures! You dont want to be standing there with a moose head coming out of you!"
-Jim

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with the Captions http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22790681/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22790681/ Sat, 24 Jan 2009 20:32:59 PST
I get to the mall and I try on clothes with my mom at Banana Republic. I meet Elizabeth, Chris and Merideth. We're looking in some depressing photo journalism book. And Elizabeth is reading some disney jonas brother twilight magazine. We eventually get Becky who is obsessed with Andrew Fifick. Me and Elizabeth call Griz and Angelina at the same time HAHHAHHAHAA. we went to the food court to eat. and everyone likes the sogreen yogurt place. hahahahaa and me and elizabeth kept going to say hi to anthony. anthony's so cute when he works =O so is alyssa [but not in a gay way] alyssa came. but she left cause she had work. Tyler came, and whisked chris away from us. Then they came back and they sat separately. Me and Elizabeth were CAPTIONING tyler and chris. It was hilarious. Meredith then left us at barnes and nobles and becky drove me home. YAY!

Quotes-

"[Elizabeth]Stop coming onto me, Shirley"
"[Me]I can't help it Elizabeth."
"[Becky]She has a Klapper fetish."
-Me Becky and Elizabeth

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with the Contact Prints http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22770103/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22770103/ Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:11:52 PST
Today i went to el mallo and found alyssa and christina at victorias secret. we were talking BRAS! i wish i had boobs lol. we saw lizzie and i showed her the contact prints. hahahahaa and we met up with tayl and i saw like ten million people from my school and jasmine too. then alyssa and christina and tayl and i hung out for a while. We met with tierny and zach. they were reading manga, we then left tierney and zach. We went back to the arcade and i saw some hot guy playing air hockey. Who looked like the son of Blonde guy john and Matt Birdman. Me and Tayl pretended to fly a plane. Then we went to the bookstore and i wore alyssas coat. Me and Tyler kept trying to make alyssa keep our money. Tyler gave up, but i kept trying. She kept trying to give me back my money, but NO! She does too much for me!!! HAHAHA. I stick it in her pockets or in her hood. We went upstairs and then went home. We drove tayl back and Tyler just drove home. The End.

Quotes-

"[Me]Maybe I AM you, tierney!!!"
"[Tierney]If I was you, I would be ugly."
"[Taylor]Are you calling yourself ugly, or shirley ugly? or both?"
"[Tierney]I will not answer that."
"[Me]If I were you I would go around screaming HAIL SATAN!"
"[Tierney]I do that anyway."
"[Taylor]If I were you, I would go around saying HAIL JESUS!"
"[Tierney]but then...I will die."
-Taylor, Me and Tierney

FROM LAST WEEK
"If I had a penny for every vein on your arm, I'd have alot of pennies!!!"
-Me to Brian

]]> ~spongetoast19 the one with the expensive film http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22624123/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22624123/ Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:31:25 PST
Today i went to the mall with tayl. I brought my film camera and brought the expensive film. I took a picture of kip. i bought a shirt, after i ran into stephnanie and bryan. we then ate, meeting up with stephanie again and then i took a picture of her. taylor ate the sandwich so steph cant have any. we went back to the game room for a little bit we saw napoleon, zach and kip. napoleon refused to get a picture even though everyone else did. we walked around. saw some people. saw zack and scene people. we saw anthony. we went back to the arcade, tyler and anand showed up and left to the food court. we followed later on only to meet up with scene people. then i saw that guy in a band. and i took a picture of him! it was awesome! so we anand was snatching back his phone from taylor's hands. we ran into robert plant guy jeff and he followed us to the game room i guess. Fat guy Tom was there. ben was doing the boss machine song with the fun part lol. i gave robert plant guy my screenname and my myspace. He like asked taylor and grabbed her boobs at the end of the day while we were talking to nick davis. Blonde guy John was there, and i was happy. we had to leave so we gave him hugs! i didnt get a chance to take a picture of john =[ i really want one though! We went home. lol stopped at McDonalds.

Quotes-

[Skipped quotes today]

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the brown eyebrows guy http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22514695/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22514695/ Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:32:15 PST
me and tayl go to the mall and i get a mini facial and 10 free sample things. and after that we went to the game room and stephanie and tyler. We met up with chris and napoleon and aj, and then left after we ate. we went to gamestop to see john but he wasnt there. the asian guy was being a bitch and lied to me about having the soul calibur game. he has some grudge against asian people. alex mannino was there, and eventually so was brown eyebrows guy joe vick and his girlfriend who is really pretty. we went back to the arcade and rich and griz had to go help this black guy refund something, we did that a while back hahahaahahaaa. and vinnie and his cousin was there. and they started reaaaaaaaally hitting on us, and it was creepy because they were like grabbing my boobs and it was weird. it was getting really creepy, so i was all like "AHHH, NO! NO MORE OF THAT! STOP IT BECAUSE I AM A PERSON!!!!" and blonde guy john gave me a thumbs up. me and tayl and john were sitting on the ddr thing, and he was talking about how his fat friend was mad because he was wondering if those 2 guys were gay. He said his fat friend was mad because he was 24 and never had a girlfriend. jasmine was there, and she was like massaging me and like trying to kill me. she had some book of like messed up scary person artwork. we went to see the unborn and it sucked. i like the rabbi with the yamulke though.

Quotes-

"[john aka xias aka blonde guy] No, i will not see a movie with you. I am not your BOYFRIEND!"
-John talking to his fat friend

"[taylor] When john is there, i just WANT to fuck him!
"[tyler] But...but, he's a nerd!"
"[taylor] I can't help it though, i get these urges when im around john!"
-Taylor and Tyler after Blonde Guy john went back to work at gamestop.

"[elizabeth] Punch griz! he's being a racist and a sexist!"
"[me] Are you being racist?"
"[richard] No, he was being sexist!"
"[griz] Only against asians, with big breasts." (Trying to put me and Tayl into one)

"asians aren't people!"
"Neither are blacks!"
"True."
-napoleon and AJ.

"FEEL THE SEX IN MY FINGERS!"
-Jasmine giving me and Tayl really painful massages

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with Robert Plant http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22496724/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22496724/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:07:42 PST
Mom and I are heading over to sephora and i see jasmine and tom [not the fat one, the nice one] give jasmine a hug on the way. i go to look at phones at at+t and verizon. tayl comes and we see joey and seth and chris ven gratis. they stay for a while and joey has felt the need to get in an inch of my face all the time. We see this guy who looks like young robert plant and his name is jeff and i took some photos of him, and ben and seth and tyler and tayl and some guy with a shaved head and what not. we go to the food court and see tayl's science teacher then sit with tyler while he eats. we go baaack, and then we leave and find erin and kush and zack and eunice and coley and some scene people i dont know, and i go to buy swedish fish for taylor. i took some pictures of zack and kush and erin. then zack left his camera here so we took a bunch of photos on it of my eunice on my elbow, and gave it back to him. then anand showed up and i gave him a hug. joey and seth and chris v.g. had to leave, so i gave joey a hug and he like grabbed my boob, so alright lol. we walk to the bookstore and we find out we're not banned. tom and jasmine were sad =[. when we were in the car with dad, the black guys in the next car started laughing hysterically, and we waved and so did they lol. and laughed all the way home.

"SHIRLEY!...MOM!"
-jasmine

"[indian guy turns to me as his wife whispers to him]...she beat me. She beat mee!"
-indian guy who works at the dollar store

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with Bryan Maug Chu http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22384920/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22384920/ Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:47:57 PST
I went to the mall with Taylor. We went shopping while stephanie and tyler went to talk. I tried on like 7 things at H+M. I bought 2 shirts. One was a plain T on sale at Delias. Another was a Polka Dot top at H+M. Mall cops were on the loose because someone stole something from H+M. I played a round of DDR with Tyler but supposed to with allyssa. Jeremy came, I love talking to jeremy. We sat in the food court, and me and jeremy ripped up some thing and he like threw the pieces at me. The janitor like got mad. Jeremy left, and we met up with Erin and scene people. Kush gave me a hug, and i met some Tom person, whos a really nice scene guy i guess. Then stephanie and Tyler and Tayl and I sat in the mall. Eventually Tyler just gave us all a ride home.

Quotes-

[taylor] Omg, where is the cold air comign from?
[stephanie] Its coming from your giant gaping vagina.

[stephanie] move it fat ass.
[taylor] why dont YOU move your fat ass
[stephanie] I'm TRYING to but your fat ass is blocking me.

what college are YOU going to, prostitution college?
-Jeremy to Taylor

"[me]how old are you?"
"[brian] I'm 20."
"[me] Do you live with your parents...in their basement?"
"[brian] Well, yeah."
"[me] Do you have a full name?"
"[brian] It's Brian Maug Tsu."
"[me] LOL MAUG TSU!"
-Me interrogating brian

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the migrating Scene chicks. http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22363316/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22363316/ Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:29:12 PST
Griz and Tyler come over my house while we're in our pajamas, griz was kind of being a mope, and he eventually leaves after playing ping pong. Me and Tayl and Tyler were just talking about random crap for a few hours and it was really fun. We eventually walk to the mall, and it was awesome. Stephanie is there. And erin eventually comes. We go to the food court and all the scene people are like comeing to the table...maybe erin's just a scene magnet, i dont know. We go back to sit in the arcade and me and Tyler play a round of ddr after Me and Ben play. We sit with stephanie and these group of girls are like opening the door and it was cold so stephanie went over and they thought she was going to eat them.

Quotes-

"[Taylor]it's just something i feel uncomfortable doing! I can't help it, i am a WOMAN!"
"[Tyler]It shouldnt matter what gender you are. Eating is a basic human process."
-Tayl and Tyler on the subject of eating in front of guys.

"[stephanie]Wow, that guy who was just here was a really big faggot."
"[Erin]So, there are even bigger faggot gays in the world and you're not mean to them!"
"[stephanie]No, i dont mean HOMOESEXUAL faggot, i mean FAGGOT FAGGOT!"
-Stephanie talking about how she doesnt like random guys stealing her chair

"[stephanie]old people are just so cute. I can't make fun of them, ever."
"[erin]wow, stephanie, thats the sweetest thing i've ever heard you say!"
"[stephanie]If an old person was stabbing me, i'd go awwwwww! ^_^"
-Stephanie talking about her soft spot for old people.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Hindu Monks http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22340874/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22340874/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:40:20 PST
We go to the mall with Griz and Tyler. I play a few rounds of ddr and go meet rich and chris and krystal at gamestop. Then we go to eat. We get kicked out of the arcade at 6 o clock. Then we go to the bookstore, and salmon woman didnt see us. Taylor read some weird comic book. There were a herd of Hindu Monks there. We then went home and i played spongebob with Taylor

Quotes-

I really shouldnt be laughing at this...but look *points at monks*
-Krystal

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one time i saw richard after 2 months http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22320816/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22320816/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:09:15 PST
Me and tayl are doing nothing for most of the day. we go to a malasian restaurant eventually. I lied and said it was my birthday. They shut off the lights, and sang to me. Then we moseyed over to krystals and they were wathdcing the dark knight except no one really watched it. I must have smacked Anthony's ass at least 4 times, and richard's at least 3 times and erin's at least 20 times. I was lying on top of like everyone for like 2 hours. We were all on one couch, and i kept calling Elizabeth a 2 cent whore. We were really hot after a while so everyone went outside and ran. We played rock band. We all hugged on the new year and had champagne. We watched some that seventies show. I drew in rachelle's notebook. Griz named krystal's mom "Mama Reason". It was way more fun than i'm telling it as, but i just cant remember correctly. I got home at like 2 am

Quotes-

[Something about Anthony's gums getting cut up]
-Sean Slattery, that red haired dude

"If you call yourself 500 pounds, then i must weigh like 2 million!"
-Taylor

"Phelps PHHHHAN! PHELPS PHAN!"
"If there are any philly's fans here, get out!"
-Erin/Taylor/Me and Krystal's mom.

"Run back, Tyler! It's really cold!"
"Well...maybe i dont want to run back, maybe it's cooler to walk."
-Me and Tyler

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with Law and The Ho http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22251040/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22251040/ Sun, 28 Dec 2008 21:39:31 PST
So today me and tayl are walking to the mall, but we take pictures on the way there. And they are beautiful. So we went to the diner and the waitress was really nice. We got to the arcade, and watched this black guy play ddr and it was awesome. we played tekken and taylor was law and i was the ho. Then the 2 black guys were playing tekken and they got all into it and it was pretty awesome. We palyed Soul Caliber. I sat down with stephanie for a while. Tyler left, and then came back and left with everyone else. We needed to find a phone, so we went to gamestop to find Blonde guy John. So i got his asian friend to get me his phone.

Quotes-

[regarding some annoying guy from my school who keeps trying to talk to her]
"He probably thinks your big boobs are hot...but then again you have had quite a few jewish men being attracted to you, your like a latke!"
-Myself to taylor.

"[John] You better not run away with my phone, Shirley. I know where you live, sort of!"
"[Asian Guy] Hey John, is she your friend? *looks at me* Hey, you're pretty cute, you should call me sometime!"
-Asian guy who works at gamestop.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The 2 with the Grandmother Sasquatch http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22233564/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22233564/ Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:01:04 PST
RECAP YESTERDAY-
so as soon as we get to the mall, me tayl and stephanie, go to gamestop and we're on some humongus line. It was sweaty and nasty and some old black guy was in front of us and i love that guy. John was like yelling at the customers. then we went to the arcade, and that was fun. then we went to the bookstore, griz and tayl made us go away while they talked to each other. then tyler went away and stephanie and rocel went away, and i stayed putting quotes in books, and i also drew a picture with taylors pen. i drew some lady and a mustache man. then erin and tyler came back and tyler went to the arcade and erin went to american eagle. then we took pictures of kush and his friends, and i bounced flash off jasmine. we were on our way to the bookstore and tyler was walking back and he was all like "Dan left" so we hung out for a little while.

TODAY-
We got there and taylor looked like a nun. So we bought pants but they didnt fit so we'll have to return them later. we sat at the table with stephanie, griz and tyler. we went to the arcade for a bit. Nick Davis and Tom [the big guy] came and Tom played air hockey with me. He would ask for like 20 thousand hugs from me, and nick davis grabbed my boob and he was molesting taylor. Taylor cut her leg, and it was bleeding like horrendously. Griz insisted on going to get a bandaid from the dollar store, he ran back and they had none, so griz and tyler ran back again to get napkins, and then griz tyler and matt walked back again to get a giant bandaid, and taylor had to go to the bathroom to put it on because she had tights and didnt want to take off her skirt for everyone to see at the same time. And we played tekken 4, and then griz left. i played some ddr with stephanie and i put in my name as eunice again hahaaha. We got kicked out of the bookstore because Kush was yelling at Salmon woman because she yelled at us for standing near the elevator. and salmon woman looks like a grandmother sasquatch. So tyler and us got locked IN the mall and we found some black chick who pointed us to the secret exit in the mall and it was like a video game. Dad drove us home and when he was talking about karaoke with some weird guy.

Quotes-

[blonde guy John] There are no Wii's left! If you're on line for a Wii, get off!

[me and taylor to the tune of see you again] The last time stephanie freaked out, i just kept looking at stephanie, i st-st-stephanied when i asked stephnaie what shes thinking about!!!

[druggie friend of Kush while we were taking pictures] Awww dude, look into the flash! its like being high, without being high!!! *flash* AHHHH thats so awesome!

[taylor] if i was a man, i would fuck you stephanie!!!

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with the CHAWK LIT! http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22151827/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22151827/ Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:41:40 PST
I got home from school, and tyler picked me up with tayl and erin and griz to go to the mall. We see stephanie, and go inside the game room. griz leaves, and me and tayl and erin and tyler and steph to get bubble tea, and i bought erin a pretzel. we then saw some kid running around screaming...oh and we were teasing tyler about the random women that passed us, lol fat lady with striped shirt. [you know we're only kidding] we go return stuff at macys and we dodge the lotion salesmen, and we go to the food court, where i met john grossman for the first time i was all like HOLY SHIT, and tayl and erin missed it.

Anthony came running here because he was filling out a job application and he was so funny, i love anthony lol tayl was sticking stickers on anthony's back and he never noticed. hes applying at wendys. then i played some ddr with blonde guy john at the arcade who tayl was sticking stickers on, and i snapped pictures with my film point and shoot that jim gave me. jasmine was there too. And ben had some chocolate axe with him.

we eventually went to the photo booth where the picture was awesome. we wound up at the bookstore, and we gave hugs and went home. the end.

Quotes-

[taylor] I like the bigger balls, cause they're more chewy
-tayl talking about bubble tea

[jasmine]"CHAWK-LIT!!!"
-jasmine saying chocolate like a crazy old person

[shirley] *sees john grossman for the first time* Hey, stephanie who was that?
[steph] that was john grossman
[shirley] HOLY FUCK *sees tayl and erin* YOU MISSED JOHN GROSSMAN!!!
[tayl] NOOOO!!!!
-Shirley telling taylor after she saw john grossman

[anthony] HOW DO YOU SPELL...nicholas [his middle name]??!?! *leaves then comes back* How do you spell Barbara??!
-anthony filling out a job application

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with Candles and First day of Channukkah! http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22107736/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22107736/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:36:36 PST
So we go christmas shopping and we meet tyler at the arcade for like a half hour, and we sit in the bookstore. Tayl replaced her phone with tylers, and it works well. We went to the candle shop and i bought like this weird candle set for my mom. Then we headed to macys and i couldnt find anything. So i bought tayl something from H+M a top, and like then we ate and sat in the bookstore. lol

Quotes-

"Where ah the candles? Hurry up and find em, the menorah is HUNGRY!!"
-Myself while walking with taylor

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with Quinndellyn Racing to the Door for Me http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22100039/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22100039/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:08:14 PST
So today we run to the mall and taylor slips on ice and cuts her leg and rips the part of her pants right by her knee. We get to the arcade and griz and tyler leave for liek 5 million years to eat. Then we stay at the arcade and watch this kid be INSANELY good at DDR, like beating out Dix! [who might i add looked really good today] and the asian guy, and evan and all the ddr nerds!

So they come back and go to the bookstore. And we are sitting there half-assing conversation, and then they leave to "get some gum" and we think they are stalling the cards, so we dont wait anymore...and me and tayl just take out the cards and wait for them. Then anand came and we shooed him away. Everyone exchanged cards, and it was nice. We all read our cards by ourselves.

Stephanie then came over, looking for allyssa, but she was like angry at matt or whatever on the phone. Stephanie had some AID's ridden pepsi she was passing to everyone else. Then we went to the food court, then going to the ledge and then back to the arcade. Blonde guy John's fat friend Quinndellyn was all pissed off. I challenged blonde guy to ddr, except im playing on medium, I needed money, so i went and returned hairspray, and they gave me store credit. I get change from some fat ddr worker and i give the rest to tayl. I stick a dollar in the vending machine and it spits out dimes insted of quarters. so john gives me 4 tokens out of his pokeball lol. I want a pokeball i'll have to ask him where he got it. So we play ddr after Tyler and stephanie finish. And it was AWESOME, i felt so awesome playing ddr with him because he was so into it and i was so into it, and i put my name in the machine as UNIS [Eunice]. Then i like locked myself out and blonde guy and his fat friend Quinndellyn came running to the door at the same time to open the door for me and it made me feel good.

We go to the bookstore, and we're making jokes about olive branches and beatboxing fat guys, lol and stephanie is wonderful and we're trying to hug her and she is resisting. And jasmine was all hair folicles and nose hairs like usual, and erin was there too.

My DAD shows up in front of all my friends, and i was like about to die. My dad is just...oh god. Once he opened his mouth. So we gave hugs to Tyler and he left. We gave hugs to Griz and he left. We gave hugs to stephanie and we all left. And no matter what anyone says, Lauren Akaine is a hot woman or man, stephanie! Me and Tayl were trying to beatbox like the fat guy in the car on the way to mcdonalds.

Quotes-

[Blonde Guy John]"YEAH! *knuckle pound*"
[ME to John and Quinndelyn the fat guy] "YEAH!*knuckle pounds him back* Bye John! YEAH QUINNDELYN!"
-Me and Blonde guy talking about his friend Quinndellyn

[griz] "hey tyler, remember when i told you to say that thing to brad?"
[tyler] "Get the fuck away?
[griz] "No...that wasnt it"
[tyler] "..I'm going to fuck you up...bitch?"
[me] "You said that?!"
[tyler in a very stern voice] "I didnt say it."
[me] "Okay!"
[tyler who thinks that we think he's 5 years old and innocent] "What? You can't imagine me cursing?"
[Taylor] "I can imagine you saying I'm going to fuck you up...just not the bitch part"
[Tyler] "I can't say the extra...bitch, part?"
-Griz, Tyler, Me, Taylor

[Tyler jokingly glares at Taylor] "You've been avoiding me recently."
[Taylor all concerned] "what? No i havent!"
[Tyler still glaring] "You're cold and uncaring!"
[Taylor] "JEEZ Tyler!"
-Tyler and Tayl

[stephanie throws the aids bottle at tayl] "YOU take the AIDS bottle!"
[tayl pointing to me] "YOU take the aids bottle!"
[me] "no! I shall hide behind griz, because he is protecting me from AIDS! He is my condom!"
[griz pointing to his hoodie] "I'm your giant brown condom?"
[me] "YES YOU ARE!"
-Stephanie and me and griz.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one where it snows http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22085009/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/22085009/ Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:40:18 PST
Well, today i had to babysit my brother. I havent spnt this much time with him in like a year. ahh, and i was standing outside in the snowfall for my bus for 45 minutes, with do now man. ONLY to be stuck in traffic. I get home an hour later, and Taylor is at my door. So we go in, and tyler comes and we play smash brothers, until he goes to shovel snow. We walk to the mall, and i HAVE to take my brother, and he's like annoying everyone. and Erin and anand get there, and stephanie. We ate and went to the arcade over and over. Until the "dungeons and dragon's" peoples get here [elizabeth klapper, elizabeth breeze, brown eyebrows guy, krystal, griz, chris klapper, some other guy] we sit in the bookstore with jasmine. I saw brian from photo class. Tyler and griz left, and we leave erin and jasmine. Tayl's over as we write this.

Quotes

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One When I Beat Tyler in DDR http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21872739/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21872739/ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:29:35 PST
Our audition was pretty sucky. Our teacher Keith talked for hours. Dad had to run home to get Tayl's prints and we were standing in the cold. I loved talking to Jim [our past teacher] and i'll be in his class in the summertime! This girl comes up to me like "IS THIS DAN GRISWALD?!" and im like "...yes?" "OH, i go to his school. I dont think he knows me, but i see him in the hallway!" and this other girl is all like "Dan Griswold is in my psycology class!!!" So me and taylor eat in the foodcourt, find Griz and Chris and Tyler and eat AGAIN. and then we go to the arcade and that was pretty boring. we cleaned the ddr pad, and i versed tyler in ddr and i BEAT HIM in one of the games [of course i was on medium, but i was keeping him alive] I versed taylor in air hokey and she beat me, and tyler beat her in air hockey. We eventually make out way to the bookstore where we see allyssa and Griz reads some gay erotica LOL and then chris has to go home, so he was like egging tyler to drive him home. We all pile into tyler's car and we drop chris off. After that, we decide to go to the coffee shop and talk! we gave each other so many nice compliments and it was so wonderful! It beat the mall so much. and i had pumpkin pie!

Quotes
"I LIKE YOUR BLUE EYEBROWS!"
-Griz

"i LOVE your arm hair, Tyler! It's like you can just brush it with a comb!"
-Taylor.

"I get it, he was referencing the buttsex to pumping gas naked."
-Tyler

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Fake Christmas Tree http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21850027/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21850027/ Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:04:07 PST
So, tayl wakes up and like drags me out of bed after i tell her of a dream of an earthquake. We wanted to go take pictures, and griz didnt come cause he had to take angelina to a dance. So Me and tayl and tyler wait in my house as tayl grabs my keys. And they talk about my fake christmas tree lol. So we are walking to the mall and my shoes get all muddy and disgusting. lol We sit in the arcade alittle while. Tyler's stomping made the ddr machine really muddy, so me and tayl asked the guy for some windex spray and we cleaned the ddr machine. We sit in the bookstore for a little while and i eat some food, and we talk with alyssa until allyssa has to leave. Then we all walked home and that was fun until i thought this car was going to hit me adn i screamed. Then i screamed again when i saw a dead animal, it was horrendous. Stephanie called me asking to dye my hair, so i told her i wasnt at the mall. Tayl then got picked up, and Me and Tyler walked back to our houses.

Quotes
"Do it, Shirley. ASK him for the windex."
-Taylor.

]]> ~spongetoast19 Honey, Honey http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21652303/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21652303/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:33:08 PST
Right now i'm in the office. Listening to the soundtrack of a good musical [not the movie] Mamma Mia.

Putting off my essay.

I need a purple dye before winter is over ;_; how do i get a purple tint in my hair? i dont want it so bright which is what all the dyes look like.

I am eating a bagel with cream cheese. I really would write about my weekend, except i didnt find much FUN in it. so i dont think i'm going to.

someone talk to me, i need inspiration to do something.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Crapload of Skittles http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21508054/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21508054/ Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:32:31 PST
So i arrive at the bookstore and look all over for tayl and erin. I see chris and matt santos and tyler and griz. So i talk to chris about my presentation due on monday, and i wave to matt. they arent there, so i go to the gameroom and borrow blonde guy's phone and text tayl. so i leave with tayl and erin to get food. We go back to barnes and nobles and read a mad libs lol. then we eventually leave and see matt kim and steven and go BACK to the bookstore. We buy some food [with allyssa's discount] and leave. then we go to the game room and tyler and stephanie and rocel and some asian guy was in there. We sat on the other ddr thing while the person next to us played. then i wanted some skittles so i found a ddr coin and put it into the candy machine and it worked! SO I FOUND 4 MORE COINS! and got a crapload of skittles and ate em all! muahahaaaa. We went back to the bookstore and taylor and erin and i draw abstract pictures of each other and some college guy came over and was all like impressed by them. then he brought his friends over lol and then we all left after i gave andy a ritz cracker

Quotes
[the lunatic]"blet a blah blah blah a-bubulah kazzalah!"
[the guy] "i'll a-bubulah YOUR kazzalah, you FUCK!!!"
-Taylors book

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Gay Kissys. http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21491695/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21491695/ Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:32:16 PST
So i get to the mall, and i see steph and rocel, then i walk out and find jasmine and her friend and nick davis and gurdeep and a whole buncha scene chicks [ahh ew] and then i walk in and see Chris V.G, stephanie from my locker room, and her friend joey and some dude i dont know but i think his name is seth. [im just going to call their little group the CvgStephJS] So we leave when tayl and erin arrive and we talk to greero for like a second and then john kush for another second. then we found deanna and went into the macys looking for jasmine [we bump into andrew and gurdeep along the way]. we then go into the apple store to go look at the "strange faces and noices i can make 3" video on youtube, go look it up. Me and taylor were making impressions the entire day we are SOOOO funay! and erin was laughing at us muahahahahaa. So we go to the arcade and find CvgStephJS, and chris klappyklap and tierney and zach. we all leave for the bookstore, and we sit there for a little bit and chris tierney and zach go to coldstone and see andrew and what not, and me and tayl and erin did a mad libs. so we meet up with Joey and his friend Seth because the other people with them went home. so Me and tayl and erin and joey and seth go to gamestop and see blonde guy who is scanning everytihng in the store and that was awesome cause hes wearing pants and not sweaty gym shorts. so Joey and Seth leave and we find anand and walk to the bookstore, and we all sit down with sandwiches that LOOK disgusting but are acually REAAALLY good, and Chris was reading some book about death and i was reading some angry person book. so i told him not to read about death and i gave him a book with cats and dogs and stuffs going "goddammit!" so we went outside and tayl gave me a kissy so im going to pretend shes micheal phelps. Chris and Zach got all hot with each other and i was just all like *drool* o//o.

Quotes
"Surprise buttsex!!!"
-Jasmine

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Elevator. http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21308071/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21308071/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:21:44 PST
tayl calls me while i was sleeping to ask to go to the mall, so we do. We see tyler and rich and anand and griz sitting there, and we sit there and we read my journal entry until anthony gets there, then we go and buy some ice cream. angelina comes and her and griz leave. we go to the arcade, and see stephanie and roselle. then i verse anthony in ddr and i lose after thge second round. So then we hang around with roselle and steph for a while and it was awesome because rich and anthony and anand left. jasmine also popped up occasionally.

Daily Quotes

"RACE YA!!!"
-me to these two 12 year old chicks and steph and roselle and i ran down the escalator with taylor to see if we could

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one on Halloween http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21256062/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21256062/ Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:20:44 PDT

Didnt trick or treat so much. Went to a halloween thing at krystal's house with like rich, andrei, laura, erin, tayl, krystal's brother and his buddy james, anthony [but he left] anand, meredith, angelina, griz, chris, and some chick who i dont know, rachelle, laura and james...and like i dont know who else. oh wells. I dont remember too well. we watched nightmare before christmas, and monty python. Talked about kingdom hearts and like had soup. Twas cool.

Daily Quotes

"Fuck this shit, i want cookies!"
-Photo of cookie monster on krystal's mother's phone

Us-"Happy Halloween Kids!"
Kid-"Happy Halloween!"
Other kid- "...Assholes!"
-Us and a buncha kids we passed by

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Shizz http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21191841/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21191841/ Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:18:12 PDT

Lowest score of the class on my math quiz. Sucks. The only exciting part was stephanie' s song.

Daily Quotes

"There sits a can of gatorade
That looks like eggs your mom just made.
It cools down a cappicino
which is french vanilla and shizz
did you do good on your math quiz
cause it smellt like cheeze wizz
and all that shiz, homie nizzle
skillet biscuit biscuit
mom i love you
said noob
heart
bye"

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Techno http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21162253/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21162253/ Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:07:25 PDT

Me and tayl and erin take her nanny pics. we meet up with david and matt k and rob and greg. then we meet up with griz and go see Saw 5. Griz magically dissappeared in like the beginning, but who gives a shit. we saw the movie and it was alright, pretty bad though, all it was was disgusting. they shouldnt have made so many things go on and strahm and hoffman look exactly the same. then david and matt k left and we met up with them again and some black guy named Asa. then greg leaves, we go into the arcade and i see this dude Brian from my photography class. we made fun of matt kumar for being polish and liking techno. We stayed after the mall and took pictures. no one said anything. it was fun fun fun

Daily Quotes

"Techno is the most polish thing on earth. My uncle rents out the bottom apartment to these polish people. they FUCK to techno."

"They fuck techno?"

Yeah.

"like the sound they make when they fuck is techno music!?!"

-Taylor and Me.

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Brown Eyebrows http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21146194/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21146194/ Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:08:01 PDT

After school, i walk to the mall-o with Chris. Me and chris have some food. We saw his friend Andrew with some chick and they left. We find stephanie and angelina and this chick. so they leave, and we say hi to jasmine and nick davis. then we break off to go to the at+t store and go to the halloween store. then we sit outside barnes and nobles cause griz wouldnt come talk to us [but thats alright]. then we meet andrei and brown eyebrow guy [his name was like Carl or something] and we talk for like a little teensy weensy bit. we meet anthony at the food court, and then like 429056867 kajillion people came over from like everywhere. kryistal and rachelle and chris and tierney and zach and andy and rich and this other guy named chris and anand and angelina and that chick and griz and everyone in the entire world. we just talked and played hand games until we were kicked out. so we go sit outside, griz, the chick, and angelina and rachelle and krystal leave. and everyone except me and tayl and erin and chris and tierney and zach. and we just had a "depress-fest" for a teensy while, then tierney and zach sang about some weird dirty song. and then rich came back out of nowhere and kip appeared. then we had to leave so i gave everyone hugs and stuffs.

Now i'm talking to my bff ROB!!!!!

Daily Quotes

Elizabeth's buddy- "Whats up?"
Chris- "Sex."
Elizabeth's buddy-"Sex? huh"
Chris-"Yeah, its what a mommy and daddy do when they really love each other, and thats how you were born."

-Conversation on Chris's cell phone.
---
Saahil- "Whats a Socialist?"
Priscilla- "Its someone who likes to gossip!"
Me- "Priscilla o_0 you must be really ignorant, a Socialist is a political party..."

-Me, Saahil, Priscilla in English class.

]]> ~spongetoast19 Its my Birthday http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21095713/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21095713/ Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:57:47 PDT
I have my friends.

I have my BEST friends.

I have my camera.

I have my life.

So, i wish you all a happy tuesday and a happy Shirley's birthday!

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the F-Stops http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21086593/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21086593/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:27:55 PDT
so like, we get back our grades for the math test and i got a 96 im so happy. I got like an eleven on my english essay INCLUDING my poster! I worked so hard drawing the rooms in the Mask of the Red Death!!!! I offered to use my blood when we ran out of red marker. Then in photography class we did a lesson on F-stops and it was awesome because no one got it except for like...me. I came home and went on flickr arfter taking a nap.

Daily Quotes-

"America should be for Americans right?"

"Natives were there before you. Let them move back in and you can fuck off and die."

-nicholas for america should be for americans.
Stefano is insulting him. Stefano's from england!

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with The Breadsticks! http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21068295/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21068295/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 17:52:23 PDT
So i stay home for like the longest time and i decide i hate staying at home because its boring. So i go to the mall and see Rich, Griz, Chris Klapper, Rachelle, James and Krystal and we hang out for a bit. then me and Chris go to target to get some headphones. I craved some pizza hut breadsticks so we got some at target! It was closing and his friend Alex Mannino was working at target so he offered to give me some more breadsticks but i was sooooo full. he gave me some popcorn, so i was fine ^_^ then Chris's mom gave me a ride home.

Daily Quotes-

"Everyone at our high school is at target today?!?"
-Chris

]]> ~spongetoast19 The One with Matt K. and Jacked Up Teeth Man http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21053800/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21053800/ Sat, 18 Oct 2008 20:44:46 PDT
So we go to the mall and me tayl and erin start writing our feelings on these old photographs. We give ass guy a note that said "Hey Ass Guy! I Love you! From Tayl, Erin and Zooley. You know you love us too!" Then we find nick davis and this dude with jacked up teeth by the movie theater so we hang with him and joey papa, and these people and this chris band guy, and all that. and we sat down and talked and we found Matt K. and we hung out with him for a while lol he was looking for David so i gave david a call. David like went home lol. Me and Nick Davis and Erin and Tayl went to sephora to get allyssa some eyeshadow lol. and then we go eat and we go back and we are kicked out because ass guy didnt find our note funny and filed for SEXUAL HARASSMENT? WTF? Then we went back to the game room and we sit in the racing chairs and stuff and talk. We meet connycon and katie in gamestop, and we leave and sit in nordstroms. we sit in the couch for like 15 mins. conrad makes this face in the play and its so funny!!! and then we go to the foodcourt and we get come cotton candy and share it. lol conny con loves it. Katie is so funny i love them both so much so so much.

Daily Quotes-

"HOOCHIE MOMMA! COUNTRY WOMAN!"
-What we wrote on one of the photographs...lol

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with The Dickolous and Pickleous http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21038693/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/21038693/ Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:14:27 PDT
So we go to Luccas and we talk stuff out. and we wont get into that. but it killed 4 hours at least... so then we walked to the mall and sang lots and lots of songs. then we see kip and lauren and im HYSTERICALLY happy. and i hug bot of them. i see steph and Lauren A. and I hug both of them. Then i see Eunice, and i hug him. I see Nick Davis [Dickolous] and Anand and i give them hugs. Then I see Zack and i give him a hug. I give Jasmine a big hug. Then Ass Guy revealed the fat naked ladie book. and blahblahblah and when we went outside we hung on the window and waved to ass guy.

Daily Quotes-

"We just stepped on a big wad of gum."
"More like we peeled off the gum stuck to our shoe!"
-Me and Taylor

]]> ~spongetoast19 The one with the Ships http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/20944095/ http://spongetoast19.deviantart.com/journal/20944095/ Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:13:14 PDT
So we go take pictures, throughout the park, some drunken guy comes up and says, "whatcha doin, modellin or somethin?" and we say yeah and his friends come out like "Yesserrr" andi dunno what that meant. so we waled to the bookstore afterwards and had an arguement with ass guy when tayl was putting back the books. then we met up with nick davis and andrei and kip and jasmine and sam and some ddr nerd joe. then we all sat in the bookstore while tayl looked at the babies and sam looked at naked people. how awesome!

Daily Quotes-

"SHIPS! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TOY MODEL SHIPS YOU PUT TOGETHER. WHERE ARE YOUR SHIPS ANDREI? WE KNOW YOU HAVE THEM!!!!"
-Tayl and Me to Andrei

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