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"Your deviation Motivational was reported for Art theft (General). The report was reviewed by a member of the Staff and action was taken, deleting the deviation and marking the report as Resolved. Additionally, the following comment was provided:

A member of staff has reviewed this deviation and has found that it was a violation of the official deviantART copyright policy.

This deviation should not be resubmitted."

Ooooh I'm a criminal, people. And the most dangerous one at that
Really, this is silly. It was a bleeding motivational. Anyone could see that I didn't take that photo...wish I had, but alas, no.

What about all the other motivationals here on dA? The manips, the screenshots? They are 'illegal' aren't they?

Not bitching here; I just think it's silly. Thank you, anonymous member of the staff! I didn't even know I was going down the wrong road. It's scary to think of what I might have done next...traced a Naruto screencap or *gasp* drawn a moustache on Zack Efron and sold it as a print *gasp*



Lots of stuff have happened for me, so that's what has been taking up all my time. Sorry for not being here so often. I hope to post something new soon : )

Also, I have a gazillion new deviations from ya'll and I will look through them tomorrow.

Have a wonderful evening/morning/night.

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/26952331/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/26952331/ Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:26:18 PDT
Why I have completely avoided the books/movies for all these years is a complete mystery now that I look at it.

I have spent the last week of my vacation watching the first five movies on DVD...twice! What the hell? And now I seriously consider dragging myself to the cinema and watch the latest one.

I'm even going to read the books. Very strange.

It's not until now I know what all the fuss is about. J.K. Rowling IS actually some sort of genius...granted, she's not the new Tolkien or anything, but to come up with a world like that...wow. That's highly admirable.

And now I know who these guys are: [link] Kitt, you lucky lucky girl : )

So...yeah...I believe I'm having a so-called epiphany for the moment.
Don't expect me to explode in HP fanart, though. Perhaps a little drawing will sneak in here and there, but nothing massive : D

On a side note: Haven't been drawing much this summer. I've started a crap-load of drawings, but find it very difficult to finish any of them. As usual, I belive coming back to school will fix that little problem : )

I hope you all had a great summer

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/24159197/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/24159197/ Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:42:07 PDT
I've been wanting to clean out my gallery for a long time...get rid of old stuff, rearranging the piles and so on. And clean out the scraps...dear lord it's a mess in there.

So...I'll get going with that.

And what else...

Oh yeah. Spring/Summer means exams and whatnot for me, so I'll have even less time to draw - which of course sucks on so many levels, it's not even funny. BUT SUMMERVACATION IS NOT THAT FAR AWAY and I can't wait : D

Gonna be grand.

Happy sunshine and flower-tossing to all of you!

EDIT: Is leaving the scraps messy and will try to keep the door closed.

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/23139230/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/23139230/ Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:34:16 PST
Do not click the link in those messages on your profile pages, saying stuff like: "SOMEONE IS WRITING ABOUT YOU IN THIS BLOG (LINK)" or "SOMEONE HAS FEATURED YOUR ART HERE (LINK)"

The link leads to a fake site that asks you to type in your username and password. It may look like you're logged out, but you're not. DON'T TYPE ANYTHING.

The people sending you these messages are innocent - their accounts have been hacked.

Just hide the messages you get and prevent this crap from spreading.

If you did type in your password, change it immediately and you'll be just fine.

The people behind this seriously need a healthy hobby...T_T

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/22735702/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/22735702/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:02:59 PST
Sorry, just being pointless..again : D

I'll get around to look at all the new submissions this weekend. Seems there's a little clearing in my busy busy schedule.

So...eh....have a lovely evening guys n gals!

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/22486433/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/22486433/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:55:36 PST
(you may stop reading right here and jump to the bottom of the journal, if you prefer a bitching-free evening. And please excuse my grammar - I am very upset)

Okay, so I need to get some air here, and hooray, it's on a topic that nearly everyone can relate to!

STUPID "HEY-LOOK-AT-ME-I-GOT-STRAIGHT-A'S AND DON'T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE" GIRLS

Yes, we all know them don't we.

At school, we have 3 of those in our class. Oh the joy T_T

Today we had the last finals in Christianity - the most ridiculous and time-waisting class on Earth - and these 3 twats came around very early,(even though it wasn't their turn until much later) just to snoop around and find out what grades everybody ended up with.

People are allowed to be nosy - I really don't mind that - but when they start to make everybody nervous with their "ho mah gawd, I'm liek nevah gonna pass!" 4 FRIGGING HOURSE before it's their turn, I get upset - to put it mildly. Cos these girls ALWAYS pass! Seriously, they always get really high grades for every bloody thing they do. All they have to do is fart, and their marks fly up.

It's also all right to be nervous. Hell, I'm always nervous at these things. But why must these girls turn the spotlights on them, when there were persons in much more need of support? There were people biting their nails to blood over a goddamn exam, and the 3 gits just didn't care!

And as if that wasn't enough, they craved for the rest of us to stroke their bursting egos, when they came out with grades so high that people shat bricks of nervousness.

When someone else actually managed to get a good grade, the gits just said "oh how nice" and when someone failed, they were more than willing to share out hugs and "awwwwww"'s. Disgusting, when you could see them gloat at the same time.

I was one of those who failed - and I'm quite fine with that. I really couldn't care less. Of course I don't like the thought of reading even more boring crap again, but what the hell...it's not the end of the world.

But there was this one girl who was in tears because she failed. The gits acted all false and sympathetic towards her, only to call her something really awful when she had left.

Had I been there, I would have kicked their asses!
- but alas, I heard it from a friend...bugger.

I don't envy them, please don't think that. They can keep their high grades for all I care. They're disgusting, mean, heartless %¤&#"?/. And if that is what comes with brains, I'd rather stay stupid and gullible.

If I understood everything as easy as they do, I would help those who didn't.
I thought that was common sense...
That's why they make me so unbelievably angry. They step all over the people 'not smart enough' and don't give a crap if they hurt them.

I really hope that one day they will end up in the same situation as the people they've hurt...not that I think they would notice. They would propably just go BAAAWWWWWW and crave for sympathy.

They will never get any sympathy from me. Ever. And the next time one of them as much as thinks about being demeaning to someone else, I shall go ballistic on their asses.

~End of rant~

Ahhh that was nice : )

So! Anybody with New Year resolutions?

Mine is cutting down on cigarettes...oh and get out more, especially on weekends : )

What's yours?

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/21374781/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/21374781/ Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:26:49 PST
...but now I know that it's possible to live without it. Good to know.

So, what's on the menu?

Well, as soon as I've ploughed through all the messages and artwork, (holy cow, there's alot) I'm gonna post what I've been up to for said three months. COS MY MOJO IS BACK HOORAY

ehem...

That includes a little something for Konstance, who had her birthday in September *throws confetti*, comics and stuff for my 100-challenge thing + various old projects that's been lying around.

It's a good little handful, so I'm not gonna post it all at once.

I hope you're all well
Over and out.

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/19910764/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/19910764/ Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:47:02 PDT
And for Le grand finale, Sigur rós went on stage. Now that may have saved my year. It was so beautiful I can't even describe it.

I'm not really sure if any of your guys have even heard of them, but I'd like to share my absolute favourite song with those who might be interested...

This is where the naked people enter the picture: [link]
I think it's cute : )

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/19567854/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/19567854/ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:50:17 PDT
I had a few days of infinite bliss and happiness at Roskilde - until I got sick and had to go home. SUCKED IT DID! But I returned on the last day and got to see Hot Chip...yayness all over. Those guys are brilliant. One never suspects the strange little leadsinger to be so funkay. It rocked, simple as that.

Also, I was sure I had gotten 'too old for this sh*t', while I was sick, and decided that I would never ever set my foot at Roskilde again...that feeling was gone after a week and I am all ready for another round of festival. Roskilde truly is a b*tch - she steals your heart and never returns it. Once you've been there, you're hooked FOREVAH.

Sooo what else...hm hm hm....

Oh yeah this new design annoys me a little. Everything went perfectly well, until someone had bright ideas and made it all 100 % more confusing.
The page is extremely slow now, which is the main reason for my absence, really. My patience with the internet is very small as it is.

But hey! I'll get the best outofet. No use in complaining.

Also, I seem to have lost my mojo. Haven't drawn anything for weeks. Typical, now I finally have the time for it and all. I hope it returns soon...

I hope you're all doing well and enjoying the summer : )

(oh and I posted some pics from Roskilde in scraps. Interested in moar, go visit 's gallery. Her camera does not sucketh)

--¤--Roskilde Festival'09--¤--339 days to go--¤--

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/19078208/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/19078208/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:16:22 PDT Gonna be grand : D Best bleeding time of the year.


So I'm just gonna wish you all a very happy next week. May it be as jolly as mine

(...and if someone would water my plants and feed the cat while I'm gone, I'd appreciate it.)

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/18747944/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/18747944/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:12:22 PDT
In other words: my brain has threatened to jump out the window and move to Bahamas if I don't get a constructive diversion to occupy myself with during breaktime...

I could ofcourse fly a kite, mowe the lawn, philosophize over the actual meaning of Paradise Hotel or pick my own bellybotton for that matter, but these things just don't seem constructive enough.

So here comes my point: I want to do a portrait on actual paper with one of them things called a pencil. Question is just who to draw. I've thought about a character from POTC, but can't really decide...does any of you splendid people have a suggestion?

It could be an actor as well - doesn't have to be a character.

Anyone?

(Oh...and the first to say William Turner/Orlando or Elizabeth Swann/Kiera will suffer an attack of really bad jokes and horrible pick-up lines)

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/18317199/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/18317199/ Wed, 14 May 2008 08:10:04 PDT
I know it's crap. For some reason, everything looked much better in moviemaker. After upload, the glitches and delays turned up...blarf.

Warning: you may have to boil your eyes if you watch it.

[link] *hides behind table*



--¤--Roskilde Festival--¤--47 days to go--¤--

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/17621367/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/17621367/ Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:15:32 PDT
Is that a pokemon?

Edit: April's Fool thing....oh hooray. Perhaps I should check the news more often.

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/17406578/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/17406578/ Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:39:13 PDT [link] <-----the essense of hippie-love in all its glory. Enjoy

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/16875526/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/16875526/ Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:29:33 PST

I hereby declare 'Skt. Valentins Dag' INTERNATIONAL DAY OF LOVE!

Do not give heartshaped cards to your partners, they should know by now that they are loved.

Instead: Hug the busdriver, smile at the cranky lady behind the counter, wave at your neighbour though you can't stand him, tell the garbage man that he does a damn good job and listen to people who never listens to you.

Make everybody around you feel loved and appreciated, and it all comes back to you.

That's love, people! The only bloody thing in this world You shouldn't be stingy with!

I have spoken.


--¤--Roskilde Festival--¤--136 days to go--¤--

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/16315106/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/16315106/ Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:25:10 PST
Moving on!

I've decided to make my own list of challenges, by letting my mediaplayer spit out 100 random songtitles.

I think of it as a source of inspiration, and intend to finish it in...let's say 30 years...

Hrmhrm...*puts on glasses and the ceremonious hat*

Rules:

1. I can do whatever the bugger I want. All media allowed.

2. There shall be no deadlines.

And that's it. On to the list!

1) northern sky
2) en midsommarnattsdröm
3) drove all night
4) great high mountain
5) butterfly caught
6) scratched
7) supermoves
8) coffee and TV
9) shiver
10) beer, beer, beer
11) ravnen
12) frosti
13) catch you
14) I feel loved
15) sleeping my day away
16) mondoshawan [link]
17) punk
18) let the drums speak
19) cowboys from hell
20) splinters
21) yes boss
22) remind me
23) summer girl
24) cranes [link]
25) golden wonder
26) romeo
27) stand and deliver
28) tender hurricane
29) keine lust
30) electric
31) evil twin
32) rosenrot
33) boy's don't cry
34) wayfaring stranger
35) ung, dum og trendy
36) it's after dark
37) mr. kaizer, hans constanze og meg
38) bird
39) thieves like us [link]
40) come to daddy [link]
41) alone and forsaken
42) 36 degrees
43) drop the hate
44) run [link]
45) bang, bang
46) maria
47) flamboyant
48) el mariachi
49) I'm too sexy [link]
50) afraid of you
51) trash
52) flowers in the window
53) lovely 2 c u [link]
54) herzeleid
55) meet me in the red room
56) the art of kissing properly
57) hunter
58) black lung
59) country house
60) my voice is changing
61) everything glows
62) killer kat
63) mine [link]
64) den fulaste flickan i världen
65) one more time
66) you're gorgeous
67) lorte parforhold
68) ace of spades
69) the gang's all here
70) hungry
71) la camisa negra
72) insomnia
73) king of the road
74) jimmy
75) feels like home
76) rocket brothers
77) disco 2000
78) spiderman
79) kärleken väntar
80) innocence
81) courting too slow
82) love will keep you warm
83) white light
84) don't stand so close to me
85) benzin
86) the big jump
87) bazooka [link]
88) bones
89) time is on my side
90) hills of connemara
91) what's my age again
92) bad guys always die
93) uranhjorten
94) silent shout
95) my my my
96) doctor watching
97) they're coming to take me away
98) she's like a rainbow
99) mr cool
100) hoppipolla [link]

hm...not much Metallica there...oh well...

Have fun, marie! Thank you, myself!

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/16047350/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/16047350/ Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:12:17 PST
'Yes I have': Feel free to read on.


'No I have not': Perhaps you should stop now - following outlet of frustration will contain very mild spoilers.

Yet...be you one of those persons in doubt whether or not this movie is worth paying for, do read on. This is, after all, my humble attempt to keep your hard earned money from the pockets of the people behind 'The Golden Compass'.

Made up your mind?




Sure?




Alrighty then...

Today, me and went to see said movie...

It sucks in so many levels, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry as I sat there in the cinema, listening to the money being flushed out the toilet.

First of all: The story. What the Hell is that??I mean - it's probably what you can expect from the fantasy-genre these days...but who wrote that book? A 12-year-old??

Being Scandinavian, I couldn't help but to puke a little inside, whenever someone's name was mentioned - or a place for that matter.
Whoever wrote that/those books really needs to STOP shoving Scandinavian/Nordic names into a blender and use whatever comes out!!

There's a dude named Scoresby. Scoresbysund is a place on Greenland. BAD imagination! (and this comes from a person who has none)

For non-Scandinavian people it may seem like a nifty way of making up names - but it becomes really annoying listening to English actors violating Swedish, Norwegian and Finnish on regular intervals.

I may be overreacting, but 'Ragnar', 'Iorek', and 'Bolvangar' are repeated so often it starts hurting the brain after 10 minutes.

The movie evolves around the Island of Svalbard, which is fine by me. It's even spelled correctly. But the author has chosen to re-name Sweden and Norway into Sveden and Norveg...O_o WTF???

I kept thinking about the so-called genius who wrote 'Eragon'. The method is the same: look up some random words from countries half of the world doesn't even know the existence of, and batter them to pieces, so they will fit into your stoopid story.

This method is the reason why both Eragon and The Golden Compass has hit rock bottom in Danish cinemas.

The level of irritation simply becomes too high.

And now for the Acting:

Having seen alot of movies, I consider myself in the position to judge whether or not there is a case of bad acting. And people, this is baaaad acting.
It's so bad not even Nicole Kidman can do anything about it. The actors (if one can call them that) are completely void of all passion. You don't believe a word they say, and after 1 hour of absolute nonsense (the manuscript sucks too), you forget what is going on.

It's one of those movies where you can go to the loo in the middle of it all, stroll down to the corner for a sandwich, have a fag and still not miss anything of importance.

And there are animals - ANIMATED animals who can talk and change shape and hooray...gah so many talking animals >_<

I haven't read the book and I don't intend to - so it's kinda difficult to decide who to blame...the pot-heads who wrote the manuscript or the sorry excuse of an author...I guess I'll just blame both...that should cover it.

I'm not disappointet. I'm not bitter. I'm just appalled that this movie exists.

I suggest you give your money to the needy instead of spending it on The Crappy Compass...


Anywho...

For the 2 people still reading this:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU GUYS!!!

Spread love and all that, and remember to say 'thankyou', even though the curry-yellow sweater from aunt Maude wasn't really what you wished for.

Over aaaand out

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/15645302/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/15645302/ Sat, 24 Nov 2007 05:59:26 PST [link]

...and everyone else who've seen it.

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/15514932/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/15514932/ Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:33:04 PST
Finally, my birthday falls on a Friday. This Friday. I have invited people to dinner, and was really looking forward to it....

...and then...when I wake up this morning, my nose is running, my head feels like it's gonna explode and I'm coughing my lungs to shreds. SICK ON MY BIRTHDAY!

I was sick last year too, recovered a few weeks later, and got sick again 2 BLEEDING days before christmas! What the bugger is wrong with me?!

Hate hate HATE my immune defence system! Do you hear me, you useless piece of crap! I HATE YOU!!



]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/15431935/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/15431935/ Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:25:53 PST
Please note that I am posting this on a Friday. Friday means weekend, which means freedom, which again means that young folks should be going out and enjoy their youth.

It's a good thing I don't believe that you can waste your youth...

(txt-messages)

Kenneth: 'We'll just meet up in the club tonight, eh?'
(translated: you and I never go anywhere. We rarely meet at all without ending up in front of the tv, eating whatever's in the fridge and complain about people 5 years younger than ourselves. Let's rub it in and have a laugh on our own, sad expense.)

Me: 'Sure we will. You're still bringing fruit-salad, right?'
(translated: yes, let's rub it in. I will now spice it up a little, by pretending that fruit-salad is allowed in clubs, and we're going to a really fun fun fun party.)

Kenneth: 'Yes I am bringing fruit-salad...and my chestnut-animals.'
(translation: I shall jump on your band-wagon and start making no sense at all.)

Me: 'I am just gonna look for the hand-held mixer one more time...if I don't find it, there's no other choice but to go shopping for one.'
(translated: we are now, in this very moment, ready to call ourselves 'old and completely devoid of any sense of humour'.)

Kenneth: 'Ooookayyyy that's like gonna ruin the entire evening if you like don't have one!!'
(translated: I am officially bored as Hell. Please put me out of my misery.)

Me: 'I know, I know. It's a MAJOR stress-factor!'
(translated: I am hungry. I wonder what's in the fridge?)

Kenneth: 'Hrmpf'
(translated: Gotta go watch Spongebob Squarepants. Let's call it a night.)


I have no idea what point I wanted to make with this...

Anywho...HAPPY FRIDAY, BOYS N' GIRLS! Enjoy your weekend!

Seriously. I mean it...ENJOY your weekend.

(EDIT: Kenneth just made himself a profile here on DA. [link] Go scare the shit outta him, if you please. - and if he doesn't reply, it's because he only recently learned how to send an e-mail...)

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/14783013/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/14783013/ Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:35:05 PDT oh de lolly!

I'm probably gonna screw this up...please bear with me...

The rules are:
1-post these rules
2-each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3-tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts
4-at the end of the post 5 more persons are tagged and named
5-go to their page and leave a comment telling them they’ve been ‘tagged’

1. I am knock-kneed.

2. I refer to my car as 'she' or 'Lotte'.

3. I play guitar. Poorly.

4. I am addicted to cashew nuts.

5. My left shoulder is as good as permanently dislocated.

6. I haven't been to the hairdresser's for more than 10 years.

7. I can't stand beer.

8. I have peed my pants twice in my life from laughing too hard.


I am tagging:



sorry!

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/14561997/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/14561997/ Sun, 09 Sep 2007 13:34:32 PDT
In the following, there will be dealt with various secretions of the human body, and I will reveal why swimming in-door is REALLY BAD for your health, spite the fact that someone might claim the opposite.

Ready? Ok, here we go then:

Swimming baths are gross. They disgust me immensely. Who the devil came up with the idea in the first place? (The Romans, probably, but see where it got them - - -they're all dead!)

You make a laaarge basin, pour millions of gallons of fresh water in it and add tons of chlorine. And WHY do they put chlorine in it???

Because people swim in it.
Old people with weak bladders. Kids with small bladders, who pee everytime someone says 'water'. Hormonally tortured teenagers with untimely ejaculation and a very relaxed view on personal hygiene. Toddlers who are still in their diapers, but let's face it: diapers do NOT keep everything in.

We've all seen it: children in swimming baths/pools, who stand very still all of the sudden for about 15 seconds, before they start splashing around again. Hell, we've probably all done it ourselves at some point, but that doesn't make it less disgusting!

And have you ever noticed the stuff that floads around on the bottom of these pools from Hell?
Pubic hair, bogeys, dead skin cells, ear wax, nails, the stuff that cling to your toes when you take off your socks and whatever people don't wash off before getting into the water.
Just think of the poor bastard who empties the filters; he/she has one of the most revolting jobs in the world if you ask me! They are heroes!

Swimming baths/pools are like jumping into a tub of bathwater that has been used by 12.000.000 people before you.

The human organism can't absorb pure chlorine without suffering damages...then why the hell are we freely swimming in it?!?

Chlorine does NOT clean the water. The gross things are still there, they're just not visible to the human eye.

Remind yourself of this the next time you hop into a pool, and wonder what it is you just stepped in.

DISGUSTING I SAY!

---And if your doctor prescribed you exercise in the form of swimming, he/she is a disgrace to his trade. Just say no.

]]> ~sporloes http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/14121233/ http://sporloes.deviantart.com/journal/14121233/ Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:15:21 PDT
Useless Information:

Human beings have TWO nostrils (!)

BUT we only breathe through ONE at the time.

So...if you are breathing through your LEFT nostril this very moment, please notice the exact time you start breathing through your RIGHT nostril (or vice versa)...

You will then discover that your nostrils 'switch' every 4th hour.

That was all. Goodnight.

]]> ~sporloes