deviantART: by:surlana

New Year

I dont bother updating this because no one is reading it anyway. Good news is the beta blocker I have been put on is slowing my heart rate down so I can finally get a complete nights sleep. No more waking up with my heart beating fast and trying to get out of my chest thinking that ninjas are attacking me.

Wallpaper Featured!

I got featured!

Some of my wallpaper has been featured here:

DesktopCandy

:thumb95692998:

Featuring the stock art of Goodiebagstock [link] aka Pixelwitch!

I like these because it reminds me of Louisiana where I am from.

!!!!! ARTISTS DISCLAIMER !!!!!
All my artwork is Copyright Â©2006 - 2008 surlana.
All rights reserved.
All the materials contained in my deviantART gallery may not
be reproduced, copied, tubed, edited, published, transmitted
or uploaded in any way without my written permission.

css by `Elandria http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/18997329/ Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:28:17 PDT
Some of my wallpaper has been featured here:
http://desktopcandy.blogspot.com/

I am listed as "Cherilyn P. AKA Surlana"

Big thanks to Electralux for submitting my work!!

]]> *surlana Another Stamp http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/18458839/ http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/18458839/ Fri, 23 May 2008 06:40:59 PDT

Hooray for shameless gator promotion!

]]> *surlana non subject http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/18443420/ http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/18443420/ Thu, 22 May 2008 07:36:15 PDT

]]> *surlana May http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/18349539/ http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/18349539/ Fri, 16 May 2008 10:00:42 PDT
Moved into a house after four years of hellish apartment living.

]]> *surlana Tagged! http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/17070184/ http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/17070184/ Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:29:24 PST tagged me with one of those questionnaires that's supposed to reveal stuff about yourself.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. my first name
2. babe
3. Mrs. Non-Guerrero

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. My attorney
2. says that
3. I do not have to answer this

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. fairly absorbent
2. opposable and functioning thumbs
3. eyeballs are located in front of head, I really like that.

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. everything from chin down
2. lack of symmetry
3. something not right with second toe, I just dont trust it.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. unknown
2. government cover up
3. Scandalnavian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Pixelwitch's eye
2. Pixelwitch's other eye
3. The kitchen

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. biscuit with sausage and cheese
2. air
3. functional plumbing

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. diginity
2. pride
3. Winger World Tour collector's bra

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. Spaceboy (aka My Husband)
2. 80s bands and artists with Club 80s with DJLex on Live365
3. Various mashups and bootlegs

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
1. Number 1 - Goldfrapp
2. Safety Dance - Men without Hats
3. Loves Stinks - J. Geils Band

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 5 MONTHS:
1. beating more people in Scrabble online
2. telephone pole dancing
3. get video camera and upload some hilarious viral video

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Abosulte Supremacy
2. Unswerving loyalty
3. Bootay, lots o bootay

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. One of my ancestors is probably dead by now.
2. I've known Pixelwitch since I was five years old.
3. Pixelwitch is 473 years old.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Eyes, but only the left one.
2. 3/4 of the way down under the male nipples
3. a sweet sweet ass

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing
2. commenting on dA
3. Reading

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. art
2. find a house
3. have someone tell me I never have to cook or clean again

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. professional keyboard cleaner
2. male model sniffing
3. writing copy for late night infomercials

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. somewhere 200 miles away
2. somewhere 400 miles away
3. somewhere 50 miles away

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. find a cure for what's killing me
2. win cash and prizes for curing what's killing me
3. Swim with dophins who cant read

THREE KIDS' NAMES:
1. Agony Edgar
2. Jonathan Teakettle
3. Aurora Mendacious Woojanos

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I love sci-fi
2. belching without remorse
3. dont want a lot of that 'talking' crap

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. Love of unique purses bordering on fettish
2. sucker for jewlery
3. diamonds, baby, diamonds

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Patrick Stewart
2. Hugh Laurie
3. that guy who was in that movie, he wasnt the lead but he took his shirt off for 3 mintues, u know that guy?

]]> *surlana Repitles and Amphibians http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/16654816/ http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/16654816/ Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:07:00 PST
I simply MUST stop these crazy cartoons with frogs and gators. It's getting out of hand now. But I have more ideas.

Actually we can blame Pixelwitch for the frogs. They were her idea to include them in the Valentine's gator piece.

I do have an idea for a more serious art piece, I just cant find the time.

The cartoons take like..maybe 20 or 30 minutes if no one is bothering me at work

]]> *surlana New Art http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/16296498/ http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/16296498/ Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:00:24 PST
As I mentioned in previous journal, these heathens at my workplace keep wanting me to DO work!

and i better get back to that now.

]]> *surlana Working at Work http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/15914893/ http://surlana.deviantart.com/journal/15914893/ Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:13:59 PST
They are making me do work at work! If this keeps up I may have to look for another job. So that's why the decrease in submissions from me.

:darktactics: :theheart: ]]> *surlana