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Would you still love me
anyway?
If you're bound and you're gagged,
draped and displayed
Would you still love me
anyway?

Cutting with the knife
blood is spilling everywhere
She will be my wife
Secondary spine,
incisions must be accurate
I know just what to do

My hands are trembing
I can't spare to slip up
with this knife
Her beauty so illogical
The beast come gliding in
Hideous chameleon
stripped down to her skin

Dance to the burning flame
Pleasure exhumes the pain
The night bursts into flames
Dance Helena Dance

If I cut off your
arms and I cut off your legs
Would you still love me anyway?
There's a spot on the floor where your
limbs used to be and I close the
door on my Fantasies

Why don't you love me anyway?
Helena!"

'Helena' by the Misfits

]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/9848033/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/9848033/ Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:41:17 PDT
Is it so wrong that I like an Eminem song?

School on Monday Only four months have past but everything is so different.

Q: Where has my summer gone?
A: Les Trois Soeurs ate it. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/9015926/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/9015926/ Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:02:13 PDT
I need to make art. Because I haven't since February. Somebody inspire me! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8717353/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8717353/ Tue, 09 May 2006 05:15:33 PDT For setting fire to bridges
Boats
And other dreary worlds you know
Let's get happy!
It's a perfect day for making out
To wake up with a smile
Without a doubt
To burst grin giggle bliss skip jump sing and shout
Let's get happy!
...
Kick out the gloom
Kick out the blues
Tear out the pages with all the bad news
Pull down the mirrors and pull down the walls
Tear up the stairs and tear up the floors
Oh just burn down the house!
Burn down the street!
Turn everything red and the dream is complete
With the sound of your world
Going up in the fire
It's a perfect day to throw back your head
And kiss it all goodbye!

It's a perfect day for getting wild
Forgetting all your worries
Life
And everything that makes you cry
Let's get happy!
It's a perfect day for dreams come true
For thinking big
And doing anything you want to do
Let's get happy!"
Doing the Unstuck - The Cure ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8697536/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8697536/ Sun, 07 May 2006 16:28:13 PDT
.. No no. I can do this. Just two days.



Tagged by

Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....

Alright then.

Weird Habit/Thing # 1 I have an irrational fear of ugly hair
Weird Habit/Thing # 2 I luff my stuffed animals. They're REAL.
Weird Habit/Thing # 3 I like to stay up late watching shows on TLC about dwarfs, immensley fat people and two headed babies.
Weird Habit/Thing # 4 I'm an image whore (my camera comes everywhere with me)
Weird Habit/Thing # 5 I have L.O.V.E by Ashlee Simpson on my computer and I listen to it often. *hangs head in shame*
Weird Habit/Thing # 6 I'm addicted to Diet Coke and Spearmint gum.

I tag: and ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8679000/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8679000/ Fri, 05 May 2006 06:19:57 PDT
In other news, AFI is going to be here on my birthday! Hells freaking yeah! Anybody want me to get them a ticket? I'm going sometime this weekend.

Things to look forward to:

AFI on June 13th
NIN in Toronto on June 24th
RedHotChiliPeppers on September 28

... I feel broke already. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8584513/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8584513/ Tue, 25 Apr 2006 18:02:51 PDT
a pretty boy to look at
to write what I feel inside
to draw they way I see it in my head
a job in a cafe
to make the best effing multi-shot Ron's ever seen
more time for animation
to sing and play guitar until my throat/fingers bleed regardless of whether I sounds good or not
the sunshine
to be intravenously fed cafe mochas
to be happy with what I have

I Need:

to finish this essay
to write LOTS of journal entries
to make Dave seem like a sexy vampire
to interview two people involved with Cirque du Soleil
to study for currents and humanities
a summer job
better time management skills
motivation
to be more considerate
to stop complaining ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8378535/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8378535/ Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:03:51 PDT ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8258206/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8258206/ Fri, 24 Mar 2006 17:34:04 PST
an army officer
a doctor
a zombie
cookie monster
Santa Claus
a handyman
the official Hulk drawer
a story teller
a rocket ship
attacked by a purple dog
a chef
a telephone operator
a swing pusher
a referee
a baby bouncer
walked all over, literally

Amazing what can happen in three hours, eh? ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8162750/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8162750/ Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:27:03 PST ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8087171/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/8087171/ Mon, 06 Mar 2006 18:43:22 PST ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7976525/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7976525/ Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:58:17 PST
Brain? Kaput.

Spring break? Yes please. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7897019/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7897019/ Tue, 14 Feb 2006 15:18:40 PST - Chocolate
- Animation
- Snowboarding
- Friends and family
- Warm chocolate chip cookies
- My stuffed lion (Gerald)
- My Doc Martins
- Marilyn Manson
- Sitting in front of a glowing fire
- DDR
- glitter
- Cafe Mochas
- Sleeping in Penfield basement
- The smell of books
- Dressing up like Batman
- Baking
- KEY LIME PIE
- Lions in Kenya [link]
- Magical Trevor [link] (Everyone loves Magical Trevor)
- The colour orange
- Controversy
- The word "spatula"
- Taking pictures
- Laughing until it hurts ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7649344/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7649344/ Thu, 19 Jan 2006 14:47:27 PST
And today marks the close of the first week of Media Arts for Erin. (Friday's off, hells yeah!) Media is 10x better than science already. Must get my creative juices flowing though, because there is high demand for original concepts.

Yesterday I learned that coffee is a mild anti-depressant. This morning I was feeling kind of blah, so I decided to test that theory. As Erin is never mildly anything, I'm feeling fucking fantastic at the moment. COFFEE WHEE!

Sam: [in a confused whispered voice] What the hell do you want from me?
Erin: [leaning in a little too close, also whispering] Plaaaaasmaaa.

Heeheehee ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7596017/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7596017/ Sat, 14 Jan 2006 20:36:37 PST
1. 's lip
2. 's Punisher watch
3. 's Elvis music box
4. 's rug
5. 's mom's drinking glass
6. My sanity

... and still counting....

Today's addition to the list:
7. The chair at one of the monitor things at cosmic bowling in the basement of the Bowl-O-Drome

P.S. Happy 21st ! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7519549/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7519549/ Thu, 05 Jan 2006 16:57:42 PST
And chances are, I'm going to be babysitting for a few hours a week for my little cousins, so yay pocket money! And I know that they're hiring at Euro Cafe in March. Must update CV! I have this crazy little fantasy of having my own cafe with Actually, we have a lot of crazy little fantasies like that, don't we Sam? I just hope we won't want to slaughter eachother for being in almost every class together.

I wanna snowboard.

Random Note: Yay for 2 500 pageviews! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7481452/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7481452/ Sun, 01 Jan 2006 17:29:48 PST ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7416338/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7416338/ Sun, 25 Dec 2005 18:18:21 PST ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7376894/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7376894/ Wed, 21 Dec 2005 20:23:22 PST Alas I have ripped myself free from the doomful clutches of science. Never again do I need to learn vile things like Calculus! *dances in the street*

I feel like crap because I didn't get the starving children of Africa anything for Christmas. Are they even Christian? Anyways... I usually do something with school, or volunteer somewhere, but it just didn't happen this year. *pouts* I'm a bad person.


Two days until me Christmas party of tobogan-ridding-gift-exchanging-feast-scarfing-murder-mysterying-goodness! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7222895/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7222895/ Sun, 04 Dec 2005 18:02:24 PST said, I went out with a bang. *sighs* I already miss my McPaycheck.

Dandy Warhols were goodness. Some of their songs were audio orgasms. I was leaning on the stage the whole time, and let me tell you, I could feel that bass. *drools* Got a pick from the bassist of The Out Crowd and a roadie grabbed one from the stage for me from The Dandy Warhols. I wins

Download Happy Christmas (War is Over) - Street Drum Corps feat. Bert McCracken or at least watch the video at [link] ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7195633/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7195633/ Thu, 01 Dec 2005 15:02:57 PST
Second strike day yesterday. It was of much fun. Went downtown with , and Bought too many things. Got my debit card messed with at a Chinese Buffet so now I can't use it until I go to the bank and yell WTF MATE?! at them.

Strike days are all fine and dandy until they mess with the exam schedule. I shall now be having my Chemistry exam on the 23rd of December. Ew. Major-freaking-ew.

24 days until Christmas.
Three exams until vacation.
Two shifts left at McDo.
Tomorrow the Dandy Warhols are at Le Spectrum. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7074309/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7074309/ Thu, 17 Nov 2005 17:58:10 PST and and I went to Queen of Angels to visit the teachers (Ms Dorion). *squeals with delight* I miss her so! And Ms Hawkins hates me. She thinks I'm a loser. The saddest thing ever though is that they wouldn't let Jeff in 'cause he's a boy. I'm pretty sure he wanted to Sam and I, but he's too sweet for his own good.

Also did a photoshoot in a graveyard dressed as The Crow. Keep checking out to see if she's posted them. I'm friggin' hot. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7048887/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/7048887/ Mon, 14 Nov 2005 19:40:20 PST Saw Nine Inch Nails.
My panties cried. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6841328/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6841328/ Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:04:10 PDT 's and 's teacher's "Bat Party" pre-halloween deedly at his appartement. I still can't get over the called teachers by their first names and stuff.

The biggest spider ever just walked across my key board. I shall finish this entry later..... *cries a little and goes to bed*

Soo to continue my story two days later... I still can't get over the called teachers by their first names and stuff, and Harrold (the man who's party it was) was insulted that we weren't all getting drunk. *laughs* It was sooo strange.

Another strange-osity: On the way there I was talking to Jeff saying how friggin' creepy it would be if Ragne were to show up and we laughed it off, saying htere was no reason at all for her to be there. Oh God. She was there. And she recognized me. *weeps* And then she stroked my fake foam six-pack. *full out bawls*

We left around midnight to prowl the darkened corners of Ste Catherine's street. Let me tell you, there's some weird ones out there at one in the morning. Luckily I was one of them, so nobody bothered us beyond a few catcalls and "YO! BATMAN!" It was laughs.

Apres ca, we went to Starbucks to purchse over priced coffees so we could use the bathroom. I cahnged out of my batty gear and we went to Amusment. Yay DDR! Sam and I can do a couple things on standard now. *is so very proud of herself* The little things make me the happiest ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6821509/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6821509/ Thu, 20 Oct 2005 18:04:34 PDT
Science blows. I'm leaving it behind. Well, more like it's leaving me behind. It laughs in my face as I weep in its dust. Goodbye science, here I come media arts!

I've been putting up a a lot of photography lately. I don't like it. It's crappy photography, but it's that or nothing. I don't have time to draw. I don't have any creativity left in me.

I need a muse.

I need a nap.

I need a kick in the arse with a frozen boot. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6768933/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6768933/ Fri, 14 Oct 2005 18:37:02 PDT 's hand holding on to his belt/pants. Fuck yeah for being front row, left of center, fuck yeah for the Spectrum, and fuck yeah for general admission!

Oh, and International Noise Conspiracy was fan-bloody-tastic as well. Matching outfits and jumping in unison: need I say more? They were SO full of energy. There was tambourine tossing, crowd hopping, microphone throwing. I could barley contain myself. In Chris' words: it made my panties cry. We whined about being thirsty, so the roadie threw us the waterbottles from the stage. I drank from the same bottle as Dennis Lyxzén (lead vocalist). What fun!

The proof I have of my fun includes a guitar pick from The Bravery and lots of pictures and movies taken by my dear, temporarily crippled mate I love you! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6743382/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6743382/ Tue, 11 Oct 2005 20:38:21 PDT
Seven things that scare you:

1. People dressed in costumes at theme parks.
2. Spiders
3. Sparking telephone wires
4. The Velveteen Rabbit
5. The sandwich in my McDo backpack (it's been there for a bit...)
6. Calculus
7. Caitlin's mother

Seven things you like the most:

1. Music
2. Rockstars
3. Drawing
4. Lip piercings
5. Nap time
6. Chocolate
7. Snowboarding

Seven important things in your room:

1. My CD collection
2. My multitude of stuffed animals (they're REAL!)
3. The giant poster of Alex from Clockwork Orange on my ceiling.
4. All me colourful braceletes and necklaces
5. The tickets stubs from all the concerts I've been to.
6. Gilbert and Nigel (my Doc Martin boots)
7. The fuzzy creatures under my un-made bed.

Seven random facts about you:

1. I like coffee, but coffee doesn't like me.
2. Erin can't sleep unless she reads first.
3. Has never broken a bone.
4. Loves to cook and bake.
5. Wants to glitter like Hedwig.
6. Hates it when people blow their nose in class.
7. Thinks mullets are kind of sexy.

Seven things you plan to do before you die:

1. Be able to play guitar.
2. See Boy George DJ.
3. Fall in love (so cheesey, I know)
4. Master Drive-Thru at McDo.
5. Get my driver's license.
6. Go to Disney World and New York with Sam!
7. Pet a hippo.


Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:

1. Foxy hair.
2. Musical/artistic.
3. Confidence (but not arrogance)
4. Feminine
5. Piercing eyes
6. Must be fucking hilarious and think I am too.
7. Scent. (Seriously. If you smell good, I want you).

Seven things you say the most:

1. Feck.
2. Wonderful.
3. *sings*
4. Bollocks!
5. Boo
6. Yaar!
7. Bullshit!

Seven celeb crushes (whether local or foreign):

1. Marilyn Manson
2. Boy George
3. Davey Havok
4. Robin Black
5. Robert Smith
6. Brad Pitt
7. Anthony Keidis

Seven favorite drinks:

1. Chocolate milk
2. Rootbeer
3. Pina Colada
4. Rolo Milkshake from McDo *is ashamed*
5. Clearly Canadian
6. COFFEE!
7. Good ol' H2O

Seven memorable kiddy shows you used to watch as a kid:

1. Mr Dressup
2. AHH! Real Monsters!
3. Care Bears
4. Book Mice
5. I used to watch Bonnie Stern Cooks religiously.
6. Garfield and Friends
7. Bobby's World


Seven people you want to tag this to:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. :icondath-v:
7. I have no more friends. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6689435/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6689435/ Wed, 05 Oct 2005 18:23:11 PDT
All of the people I like are quitting McDonalds! I have no one fun to work with! Somebody come visit me! I'm working at McWalmart on Friday. Come get your heartattack from me!

I took poop loads of pictures and I just needs the time to upload them. I have homework coming out all of my orfices. I'm failing my three main subjects and yet doing fan-fucking-tasticly in English. I'm not sure how that works...

Aaaannnddd... That's about all. Toodles! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6524607/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6524607/ Fri, 16 Sep 2005 22:27:59 PDT
It's far too late... make that early (1:20 am) to be alive. I have to work at eleven tomorrow, which wouldn't be so bad except that I didn't sleep much last night either. And my brain is floating in snot. And my plegm-filled lungs are threatening to escape my body every time I cough. Oh isn't it lovely!

Went to school with this morning so I had a couple hours to kill before me class started. I sat on the bleachers so I could draw whilst outside. Unknown to me, the sprinkler system happens to go on at 8:30 in the morning. For some bizaar reason, whoever installed the damned things seems to have thought the bleachers would need a daily cleansing. Long story short, Erin got a little more than damp. My drawing was saved though!

Oh, and much love and good wishes to the birthday people (yesterday) and (this Sunday) ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6360981/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6360981/ Mon, 29 Aug 2005 15:08:50 PDT convinced and I to join her in meeting a bunch of people from Live Journal for an EGL thing-a-deedly. (For those who do not know, EGL = Elegant Gothic Lolita. Think:[link] ) I dressed all 'Alice In Wonderland'. Completely unitentionally, but apparently it was cool. *shrugs* I know nothing about that culture. Perhaps I shall be enlightened though...

In other more important news: JOHN ABBOTT AHH! Started school today. That place is So big, with SO MANY people and SO MANY corridors and hallways and hidden alcoves. *cries* And it's not like I can just follow people around because I a) don't know anybody in my classes and b) never have class with the same person twice It's going to take some getting used to, but I think I may enjoy it eventually. It was waaay too crazy today to judge. Plus, my Rock History techer just never showed up. It totaly sucks because I was really looking forward to that class. *pouts*

Met a new person for every class I had at least! Meeting people is fun once you get past the nervous feeling that you may crap yourself at any moment.

Another random fact: feeling really guilty that I haven't really played my guitar since I finished lessons. So sad. I love it so much, but I can't bring myself to practise and realize how le poo poo I am. I'll never get better this way...

Also, got back from me cottage (to state the obvious. SO not chronilogical here...) Boring, as predicted. But I at least got some art work and photos out of it. I shall be fudging with them on Photoshop and uploading shortly. Stay tuned! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6277866/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6277866/ Sat, 20 Aug 2005 08:39:12 PDT
Coming back on Sunday. I work 'til one. *vomits* Please somebody plan something and invite me along. It's the last day before school. Where has my summer gone? ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6211321/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6211321/ Fri, 12 Aug 2005 21:07:38 PDT
Registered for school today. My scheduel blows. I've got gaps all over the place, including a three hour period of nothingness on a Monday ending with CALCULUS! Vomit. I didn't get a single one of my first choices. I couldn't even open the accursed website until 45 minutes after the beginning of my registration period. That prolly contributed to the dung pile that is my scheduel. One cool class though: Afro-American Rock. What a bloody fantastic course. Would have liked art though. Ah crap. No art. I'm gonna die.

Also, I've apparently gone COMPLETELY insane because I'm totaly infatuated witht eh song Before I Forget by Slipknot. I can't believe I'd ever say I liked one of their songs let alone be listening to one on repeat for a couple hours. It's bloody addictive. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6162931/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/6162931/ Sun, 07 Aug 2005 21:12:41 PDT
* Had me birthday party today. A little late I realize, but hey, people were busy before (exams) and, you know, any reason to party! 'Twas cowboy themed. I sit here typing this decked out in ripped jeans, stamped leather belt, turquoise straw cowboy hat and lacy white top. Yeehaw! *does a jig* And holy mother of God, Brad Pitt was on my cake. BRAD FREAKING PITT! With a cowboy hat! Check out my scraps for a picture. I want to eat his face.

* Went to Warped Tour. Hells yeah! Got in line at about 8am. Didn't start until 12. It was fantastic. We got in so early so I got to see a bunch of lesser-known bands standing front and center. Lost City Angels is love. Raise your hand if you agree. Got craploads of singers to sign my t-shirt. Only crappy bit was that it was in a parkinglot. A BLOODY PARKING LOT! Pavement = ouch.

* I HAVE NINE INCH NAILS TICKETS!

* I bought sexy 14-eyelet steel-toed Doc Martins (which I named Gilbert and Nigel), lots of buttons (Boy George, hells yeah!), been to La Ronde, Shed 16 Labyrinthe (Sam was scared =3), Sam's grandpartens' trailer deedly (I can't speak French... at all...), seen fireworks (sort of), bummed around in the downtown arcade, played paintball, dressed up like batman, and waited for Sam to get off work WAAAAYYYY too many times (but I'd do it again). ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5888402/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5888402/ Sat, 09 Jul 2005 17:58:37 PDT

In the past week(ish) I've had my first driving lesson (no one's dead yet, thanks for asking), been told "Thanks son!" at McDo's, worked at McWalmart, watched a friend's neighbour's baseball game (yes, I was THAT bored on Friday night), watched four movies: Brother Bear (Hells yeah!), American Grafitti (actually, I didn't make it through the whole thing ) Harrold and Maude (bloody fantastic movie!) and Bewitched (worth the money just to get out of the house), downloaded the song I Want Action by Poison because it reflects my mood (I lied, I just like crappy 80s music ) aaannnddd.... That about sums it up. Did I miss anything guys?

P.S. Just out of curiosity, has anybody actually ever used this emote: ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5814585/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5814585/ Fri, 01 Jul 2005 18:48:41 PDT
1. Had salsa dancing lessons at 's (Olivier's) place. It was fun after getting past the inital nervousness of not knowing any of his friends and having to dance with them Aaannndddd... I suck. Lol. But that's okay.

2. Went to Olie's prom. Took a silver minivan. It was HIGH CLASS yo! *laughs* Not that it was any worse than taking a shuttle bus to my own prom... Dancing was fun though the DJ 'didn't have time' to play the Time Warp. Grr I say! Didn't do anything afterwards because:

3. I worked at six am the next morning. First day working tout seul. First time working breakfast. Two hours sleep. Hating everything. I cried at work because four sweaty, filthy men ordered $50 worth of food in French and there was nobody on cash with me. It was hard okay! I snotted all over the place and the manager on Drive-Thru had to take over for me.

4. Boy George was DJing at Club 1234 last night. I wasn't there. *whines* Stupid 21+ club. *shakes fist* I would have had to get into line at 10 o'clock even though he doesn't come on 'til midnight. And even then it would just have been for a miniscule chance at getting in. And if I did get in, it's $25 a person, plus you have to buy at least two bottles of wine (ew wine). So screw that crap. I love him and all, but that's just ridiculous. Mind you, had I been of age, I would SO have been first in line! XD

5. Worked again this morning. Getting better. Every day I work the urge to vomit dissipates a little bit. It's so tiring though. Doesn't feel like summer because I'm still waking up early and getting stressed out. Though, if I just keep thinking of the paycheck, I may make it afterall ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5775107/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5775107/ Mon, 27 Jun 2005 19:18:22 PDT I am so pathetic that I had trouble sleeping last night thinking about it. Saddest part of it all is that he's going to be at a 21+ club. Erin just turned 17. DAMN BEING A CHILD! I am going to spend the rest of this year wishing I was at least a year older. I can't (legally) do a bloody thing. There is hope that I can get in with my father if I dress appropriately, so I think we're going to try anyways. Even though I'm going to 's prom the day before, I work from 6am the morning of, and 7am the morning after. The insanity of it all!

I have been busy like crazy since school ended. First there was prom (fun like whoa) then Physics exam, then convocation, work, Dante, movies, shopping, downtown, UNBEARABLE HEAT. I haven't eaten dinner at home since exams finished. It's utter craziness! It doesn't feel like summer yet because I haven't had the time to be bored. Not that I'm really complaining. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5713285/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5713285/ Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:14:59 PDT ). I made it through leaving everything behind, moving to a different province, meeting new friends. I made it through the sensless arguments, the stress, the need to impress. I made it through highschool. Barely, but here I am. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5648660/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5648660/ Tue, 14 Jun 2005 17:14:07 PDT
Umm... Pretty much have nothing to say here. Just wanted to get the "it's my birthday" message off my general page... So uh... drink milk love life! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5636683/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5636683/ Mon, 13 Jun 2005 12:43:14 PDT
So I made it through nine hours of English, and the chem exam of doom. Alls I've gots left is three French exams and a Physics exam. Oh, and there's prom in between there somewhere too. Who thinks that's particularily evil to have a exam AFTER prom? *shakes fist*

In other news, McDonald's hasn't called me for training yet, my basement (where my computer is) is bloody cold (but I suppose it's better than the bleedin' heat wave that's going on outside) and I still don't know what to do for my birthday party. Any ideas, leave a message. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5602244/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5602244/ Thu, 09 Jun 2005 18:13:14 PDT

I was inspired this morning by none other than the lovely Boy George, savior of my soul. He's a total flaming homo. I wrote a story (a la diary entries, which is my specialty) on a teenage boy who was trying to get his parents to accept his gayness through a variety of methods as described in the poem "Where There's a Wall" By Joy somebody-or-other. I love gay boys

I got new glasses. They have pokadots. Tell me you love them or I'll cry.

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Had orientation for McDonalds on Thursday. Watched a half hour video on all the McChemicals they've got. Uhg. Oh well, it's a job, I shouldn't complain. Number one thing I learned from the experience so far: I cannot sit for four hours straight. Laura, the manager, saw me fidgeting and whimpering over my damned tailbone and told me to stand up. How embarrasing. On the bright side, I got paid for the four hours. Training starts I don't know when. Apparently they will call, but I've had bad experiences with McDo's and then calling me back.

Bought and read Marilyn Manson's autobiography. AWESOME-TASTIC book! I LOVED it. Funny, sad, disturbing, revolting, controversial, and full of sex drugs and rock. Who could want more in a book? It's given me a lot to think about.

Guitar still makes me happy. Learning Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes now. Hope I can actually get this one. Graham is leaving me in four weeks. I am greatly saddened by this and am unsure of what I am going to do about it. I shall miss him greatly.

]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5480389/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5480389/ Fri, 27 May 2005 20:31:10 PDT ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5470935/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5470935/ Thu, 26 May 2005 18:31:02 PDT
Went to Sam's last night so the two of us could put together the video documentary for our religion project on the Cult Of Beauty. This project has caused a multitude of problems which I will illustrait (rant about) below:
a) people we interviewed gave inconclusive/random answers to our questioning
b) half of them were completely useless because the sound didn't work
c) we were using a camera borrowed from the Media class and since somebody from Medai needed it, she took it home and didn't bring it back. We had to beg a digital camera off of a random girl at school. We had planned to interview people at school, but we didn't get our hands on a camera until after school when no one was around
d) we get the camera home and lo and behold, the USB cable is a completely random shape and doesn't fit in Sam's laptop. We had to call her father's friend at nine at night to bring over a programme and equipment for us to get our files on the computer. I bow down to that man.
e) we begin to edit the clips and realize that the majority from the original camera were so utterly fucked up that the sound came a full five seconds before the person actually said it. We had to trash so many interviews!
f) Alas we ahve finished the video. It is 4:30 am. We must awake at six.

So after a mere hour and a half of sleep, we rush off to school to present our loverly video. Nobody in our group has seen it yet, but no matter, we go ahead anyways. Somehow it turned out alright. Somehow we managed to have (in my opinon) one of the stronger projects in the class. So, bliss, that's over with and Ms Erikson appears to have bought it, but oh God no, I have a Physics test now. PHYSICS! I didn't study for that! I was making a bloody video! Not to mention I can barely hold my head up let alone remeber these formulas! Ahh!

Now for teh heaven part:

MCDONALDS HIRED ME! YESSSS!! *dances* That made it ALL worth it. They must be REALLY needy if they hire a half-asleep English kid who's got a fake smile plastered on her mug ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5415611/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5415611/ Fri, 20 May 2005 20:36:40 PDT (Sam), Emilie, Kim, her boyfriend Steve, and Eric the camcorder. (Yes I named him, shh) We were supposed to be asking random people their opinion on the cult of beauty. Very few people agreed to answer our questions, and those who did were vague and unconclusive. Mostly everybody just wanted to get home for dinner. Wasn't too bright on our part to go downtown on a Friday evening. Ah well. We plan to continue the search for substance for our documentary at ze mall tomorrow. Hopefully we can capture some prostitots squealing about Britney Spears or something. That would be swell.

The evening wasn't a comlete waste though because on our way home Sam and I met up with (Olivier) and dragged him to the arcade for some hardcore DDR. It's a little more intense when you play in public I definately worked up a sweat there.

As if I wasn't sweaty enough at that point, when we were on the bus to go home, Olie realizes he's left his camera at the arcade. Lovely. So we race to catch the metro back, leaving Sam to her own devices to get home. After we got off, we RAN like whoa for a good ten minutes. Finally got back and the man had actually kept it for him!

I'm so happy that he got it back, but I was really surprised. Generally you don't think people hanging out in a shady little downtown arcade would be honest people. It made me really... proud I guess, that the world isn't completely doomed. Go humanity!

P.S. If anybody who reads this has any opinion on the cult of beauty or what they think the most beautiful/sexy/hot women are or the role of the media in all this, please leave a message! Thankies! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5376408/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5376408/ Mon, 16 May 2005 18:18:46 PDT
Erin: "Hi, is the manager there?"
Girl: "No, he's STILL out. May I take a message?"
E: "Sure, thanks. My name is Erin Murphy."
G: "What's your name?"
E: "Erin Murphy. E-R-I-..."
G: "B-R-.."
E: "No, E-R..."
G: "Yeah, kay, so B-R-I..."
E: "No, no, EEEEE as in ELEPHANT"
G: "OHHH, SORRY! B-E-R-.."
E: *cries* "NO! NO B! NO B!!!" ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5162046/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/5162046/ Fri, 22 Apr 2005 20:42:48 PDT Just bought a PS2 version of it today. We nearly died a number of times in order to aquire it. First we were nearly run over by uncoming traffic, then, the guy who sold it to us was a fucking evil-villan-superhero thing, because he was apparently stabbed in the shoulder, and with the knife still there, beat the shit out of somebody, and then walked to the hospital. And the friend he was telling this to had alegedly been shot through the shoulder, in the foot and up the ass. That's right friends, right up the anus. And this was a very casual conversation may I add... After that, being the lost little fools we are, Sam and I (at about 8:00pm) wandered into a sketchy Couch Tard so I could purchase a beverage, all the while in fear that some madman wielding a gun would chrash through the door and gobble us up. Exciting evening, no? ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4831750/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4831750/ Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:22:11 PST
> A small pizza in New York is equal to an extra large in Canada
> "There's still tomorrow, forget your sorrow, 'cause I can be on the last train home"
> Hey PeptoBismol!
> Poopie Shoes!
> *makes monkey sounds and eats lice from Sam's hair*
> "And this is me in a nutshell: Help! Help! I'm stuck in a nutshell!"
> "But she's still preoccupied with 19.. 19.. 1985"
> Sean was the best loaf of bread I've ever had the pleasure to eat.
> Me: "Oh gee, look at the time. We need to meet Michelle accross the street!"
Liz: "No, we're supposed to meet him here."
Me: *kicks Liz in the shin and leads everyone away from the rambling bum*
> Sword fights with murdered people posters.
> Caitlin braided me a side-part
> "Turn Your Penis Into This!"
> "I have to fart... Oh shit where's the bathroom?"

That's all I can remember for now... But there will be more when pictures come. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4753688/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4753688/ Mon, 07 Mar 2005 17:13:22 PST
On the other hand, a mere week to go until New York and two weeks of no school. *sighs* Please, God, let me make it to March Break. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4695141/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4695141/ Mon, 28 Feb 2005 17:08:19 PST
Other reason why last night sucked: I had a bad dream ...Which I'm sure you will all laugh at. Here goes:

I was dreaming that I was in a house with Deirdra Kennedy and Sara Harvey (TOTAL randomocity there as I'm not really friends with either of them). Since my parents were out and my house was old and a bit spooky, we were talking about robbers, and what we would do in different situations. Then Sara's father comes barging in and starts to snatch things from here and there. I start taking the things from his hands and asking him what the crap he's doing. He just sort of grunts at me and threated me with a drinking glass. So I grab one up as well and threaten him with it. Obviously I can't get to him as he's much taller, so he smashes his on my head and runs into the next room. Idiot I am, I run after him . He throws me into an corner, pulls an axe out of I don't know where and hacks me to bits with it. End of dream.

I wake up rather shaken from it. Dreams of robbers always scare me the most somehow. Then I hear this shuffling sound in the hallway outside my bedroom. My heart skips a beat, but I convince myself it's just the house settling or something. Then I hear it again. Heart is racing now as I try to sooth myself by saying it's only a family member going to the bathroom or something... But they were going too slow for that... Really freaking out now. Then I hear a loud RIIPPPPPPP and see something move, so I scream as loud as I can AAAAAHHH!!!! My dad comes running into my room all, "What happened? Are you okay?" only to see my laughing hystarically because my poster fell off the ceiling.

I screamed over a poster. *shakes her pathetic head* I should go to bed earlier. I'm so on edge. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4632424/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4632424/ Sun, 20 Feb 2005 20:06:12 PST
What I did today: I had my guitar lesson at eleven this morning - ew. Too early for a weekend. Then I went downtown with me mum and me sis and shopped for prom dresses on St Denis. Tried on a pretty one called Alexandra (it's a sign!) at Excalibor. I liked it, but was revolted at the butchness that is my arms, so I've decided that I need to do toning exercises until June so I don't look like a cross-dressing Popeye for my prom. Also attempted to try on some dresses at Dragon Rouge. Let's just say it was a hiddeous experience that gave me a great love of zippers. (they were all lace-up).

What I'm not doing right now: Currently I am not screaming my throat bloody and being shoved around by a hundred dirty glam rockers because I'm a mere sixteen years of age. This makes me VERY sad. As I sit here being pathetic and typing away my mundane grivances, one of my idols, Robin Black, is singing his lungs out at Petit Cafe Campus, a mere half hour away. *weeps* ROBIN FUCKING BLACK IS DOING A CONCERT AND I'M NOT FUCKING THERE! Being 16 blows it out the ass. Two years older and I could be having the time of my life, and probably meeting someone that is a demi-god in my eyes. Robin Black is the fucking sex! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4579276/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4579276/ Mon, 14 Feb 2005 12:06:22 PST We spent last night watching every Brad Pitt movie they had in a BlockBuster. *drools* He is amazing. He went from being a totaly convincing hairy, murdeous, hillbilly in Kalifornia to an all-knowing, yet child-like gorgeous hunk of ass as Death in Meet Joe Black. *cough* Yes I know I am pathetically obsessed with him, but it's not as gross as my newest love... I watched the movie The Labyrinth which is a totaly awesome 80's kids movie that features David Bowie as the Goblin King, Jareth. He is so deliciously sexy in that movie! *has REALLY weird fetishes* No doubt you'll be seeing a drawing of him up here pretty soon.

In other random news:
- Snowbaording at Jay Peak on Saturday was amazing. The snow was perfect - like icecream. A little windy, and low visibility, but still a georgeous day.
- I haven't seen Dan for a while which makes me sad (and very pathetic).
- English homework is trying to kill me.
- I bought a purse that's actually a cow. It's the cuddliest thing I've ever seen. *hugs it* It will serve as my purse for when we see the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway so I don't have to bring my huge denium bag to the theater.
- I still sucka ss at my guitar and cannot play Wind Crys Mary (Jimmi Hendrix) to save my life. But I learned that Graham does kung fu which sent me into a fit of giggles. Don't think he appreciated that much

That's all for now! Congrats if you actually made it to the end of this completely random post of the mundane goings on of my life. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4511708/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4511708/ Sun, 06 Feb 2005 12:13:57 PST ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4473380/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4473380/ Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:19:21 PST
I've spent many sleepless nights on this project. I was on marketing, so I had to make a zillion ads. Did that for a week or so. Then on Sunday I spent the whole day deep-frying beaver tails. We made three hundred and ten. My house reeks of oil. Even I smell like it. *shudders*

So today was the first day, and let me count how many things went wrong:
1. Nobody bought any maple syrup. I don't understand how the fuck that happened. It's a rather essential part of our company, so something huge went wrong there. Luckily somebody called up their mom and got her to ship some in before lunch.
2. Three different companies (including ours) were plugged into our one outlet. Needless to say, the fuse completely blew. All of the things we sell have to be heated up, so we lost a lot of sales within the first 20 minutes or so because of that. We had to plug into the stage outlet, but even then only two of our three appliances could be used. There goes our hot chocolate. Even then the power flickered a bit, so the la tire, which needs to be boiling constantly, took a year and a half to get hot enough to pour on the snow.
3. One of our tables is a card table with legs that fold up to store it better. Somebody very bright decided to drag the table (full of food and toasters might I add) across the floor. The legs buckled beneath it and the table with everything on it collapsed into a heap, spilling a tupperwear container of oil and one of sugar all the fuck over the place.
4. So now there's this huge mess. I try to clean it up off the floor as other memebers of the company continue to make beaver tails. One of the toasters they're in starts smoking like a mother. We can't use it because it's so drenched in oil and bound to burst into flames at any moment. So now we're left heating the tails one by one in another mini toaster.
5. And last but not least I burn my wrist on the pot boiling the syrup at 140 degrees, and I stab myself in the leg with the tape gun.

God today was fun. I can't wait to see what tomorrow has in store.

At least, after all that, we broke even. We spent $200 and made $204, so we're good in that respect.

P.S. My arse is still in pain. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4380059/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4380059/ Fri, 21 Jan 2005 19:43:15 PST
So I wasted away my evening, and my snowboarding got cancelled, so I've got nothing to do tomorrow either. Erin is a party girl! Oh yeah!

Still hooked on Boy George. At least I've got plans for the PED day on Monday. Going downtown to get the cd FINALLY! This is exciting as I have been listening to the same four songs for the past ten days.

Market week scares me. It's this big cloud of doom on the horizon. Personel and the CEO's are doing jack shit while production is waiting on finance, which in turn is waiting on produciton. At least the marketing team (Sam and I) are getting things done. Mind you they backfire a lot. Take for example the flag. We made this huge ad on a Canadian flag, and all the letters are falling off it. Found the flag had half fallen down today too. DOOM DOOM DOOM!

Wow. This is quote the random post.. Oh well. Hope you enjoyed wasting a minute or so of you life on it. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4345253/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4345253/ Mon, 17 Jan 2005 17:30:45 PST
So to fill up some more space here to make it look like I really put some thought into this entry, I shall rant about Ms Glickman. She told me the Dollerama butterflys I wanted to put on my art project were ugly. That made me upset. Asshole. Of course now I have to spend time making them look more original, so here I sit glueing sequins one-by-one with a glue stick onto the cursed wings of the damned creatures. I know she's right, which is the worst part. They DO look like they're from Dollerama, which WILL make my art look cheap and half-assed. But.. But.. I was supposed to be DONE! *whines*

Another rant: Grad polls. How the SHIT does one 'rig' a grad poll? The Gorilla says people rigged them, so she and the other Yearbook monkeys made them all up. So now people like have things like "Next Stephen Spielberg". What the crap?! She wants to be a screen writer for godsakes, not a bloody director! Where do people come up with these? Right out of their asses apparently.

Anyhow, that's all for now. Back later with some more 'groundbreaking' news from the world of Erin! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4295290/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4295290/ Tue, 11 Jan 2005 14:54:58 PST

In other news, friends seem to be working out okay. No matter what petty argument we're having I love you guys aight? Always. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4270930/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4270930/ Sat, 08 Jan 2005 16:00:41 PST
On another comletely different note, some arguments got a bit out of hand this weekend. Prom isn't for another six months and we're already getting homicidal over it. Friends are getting angry at eachother and that's not too cool. I guess people have just been around eachother for too long, and it's starting to take its toll. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4215768/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4215768/ Sat, 01 Jan 2005 20:31:54 PST
Luckily my cold is begining to subside. I can breath through my nose most of the time now, but the hacking hasn't let up. At least there's hope!

I've got nothing planned for the coming week. I wish to make the most of my remaining days of stress-free freedom. Anybody have any ideas, please give me call! ]]> ~sweet-transvestite http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4192071/ http://sweet-transvestite.deviantart.com/journal/4192071/ Thu, 30 Dec 2004 09:29:52 PST
Not only do I feel like death, but I had to skip out on going to Brampton with Caitlin. So now I'm sick, without plans for New Years and Caitlin's either mad at me, or never cared to begin with (which is sad either way).

So basically, this vacation sucks.. ]]> ~sweet-transvestite