http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/21722398/ Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:00:21 PST
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Dear Secret Santa,

for Christmas, I want a drawing of a penguin being pwned by a chicken!!! Because chickens kick ass! That, or a drawing of a leprechaun stealing my Lucky Charms!

♥ Tawnee
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...that I could no longer restrain myself. I had to kill Tara Connitte, and Judy Shackleford in cold blood, with my bare hands.

The day after Thanksgiving...was a spitting image of Pure Hell. I worked my ass off like no other! I worked for 7.5 hours straight!! NO BREAKS!!! I didn't even get most of the side work done! Group after group of customers kept pouring into the restaurant!

Did I mention that I was by myself? Yes. I was the ONLY waitress on duty today from 6am to 2pm.

I had no one else, except for the cashier, Thank God for her, helping me. Not even my dead beat boss would help! Conceited asshole! Sure I made hella tips, but it would of been really nice to get a break every now and then...

And, in case you are wondering: Tara is the other waitress who works with me from,Wednesday through Friday. Judy is the supervisor from Thursday to Monday. They both took the day off knowing it was going to be super busy.

Fuckers. I want to kill them both.

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'Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, it's not going to work. It's not.' - Dr. Suess, The Lorax
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Dear Secret Santa,

for Christmas, I want a drawing of a penguin being pwned by a chicken!!! Because chickens kick ass! That, or a drawing of a leprechaun stealing my Lucky Charms!

♥ Tawnee
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"You actually don't find out who your real friends are until after high school." - Ursula Burns (my mommy!).

This is so true. During my high school career, I have made anywhere from 10-20 friends and best friends. Only 1 of those people want to have anything to do with me.

She is,

It's like, dating before marriage. You try out all of these people, test them to be your friend, and see if they meet your qualifications, or if you like theirs.

There are still people who I do love dearly, many of them are on this site. You know who you are!!

It's like, you have these visions of being with these people you're staring at around the table at lunch period forever! That's what I thought. But, so far, no one has tried to make contact with me. Either that, or they tried, but gave up soon. :blankstare:

and I go and do stuff with each other a lot. We go out to eat, movie watch, game play, go trick or treating, putz around the mall and people watch, draw together, look up awesome comedians, and pretty much just nag each other all day long.

So far, she is the only person I can trust to get me off of my lazy ass, and do something productive.

Thanks, Crystal! I you!







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Bender: You know...it's funny...

Fry: What?

Bender: Your wiener! *laughs*

+++Futurama: Bender's Big Score+++
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...for Christmas, I want a drawing of a penguin being pwned by a chicken!!! Because chickens kick ass! That, or a drawing of a leprechaun stealing my Lucky Charms!

♥ Tawnee

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I got permission by, to do their Secret Santa shenanigan. It sounded fun, so I'm doing it!

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Capt. Jimmy Wilder: You scared, man?

Captain Steven Hiller: No. You?

Capt. Jimmy Wilder: No. Hold me.

Captain Steven Hiller: Hey, pay attention!

Lt. Colonel Watson: Something you want to add to this briefing, Captain Hiller?

Captain Steven Hiller: No Sir, just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T.'s ass, that's all!

+++Independence Day+++ ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/21157384/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/21157384/ Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:00:58 PDT

Well, Kerry is out of the picture, now that she's been fired from work and all just for not showing up! People have gotten away with so much more! And they don't even get written up. Pisses me off.

Anyway, I have no way out, unless I live in some run-down apartment across town somefars.

So, my parents are still thinking about the east coast, or if possible, Arizona. The place they're looking at there has a small apartment across from it. And that apartment will be mine. Maybe.

So, for now, I'm still gonna go with my family.

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#17: Did what? Did you see? 18, what'd he do?

#18: Who knows. He did get my clothes dirty. Maybe that's what he's talking about.

+++Androids 17 and 18+++Dragon Ball Z+++ ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/20509638/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/20509638/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:58:47 PDT

First off, let me say that I am really excited about this for two reasons:

1.) My dad has a new job selling mobile homes. They have given the option of moving into a brand new house, owned by the company, out of state. Which means, if I still stay with my family, I will have to move out of Washington. I don't want to, because of my friends. Me having a roommate prevents this. It. Is. Awesome!! I don't have to ditch my friends!!!

2.) My parents currently make me pay rent. Yes. They do. $400 a month for my closet sized room, and basically all the freedom I still had as a high school student. It sucks. I wanted to save my money for college, because being the oldest of 8 kids is tough, and means that my parent's won't be helping me pay for it. I'll have to do it on my own. And I only make around $900-$1,000 a month. 40% goes to my rent, 10% goes to my car, which leaves me with about $500 extra in my bank account a month. That's not a lot.

My roommate-to-be's name is Kerry. And we're gonna look for a three bedroom apt. or house! One room for her, one for me, and one for her boys when she gets full custody of them. She's like in her 40s, but she looks 35!

Strangely enough, I happen to get along better with women who are 15-40 years older than me, than other girls around my age, 19. I mean, I do have friends my age, and they're a select few. Which means they're not stupid little twits.

To my real friends: I love you!!! Even if you don't read this!!

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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!
(leaves and slams the door]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room! ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/20410890/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/20410890/ Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:16:02 PDT
Also, I'm going to put a temporary halt on the KOTOR parody comic, and my DP Obsessions comic. I don't know why I've got myself doing 4 comics at once. I guess I thought that I could handle it. Nope.

So, that's what's going down. If any of you were looking foward to the last two comics, sorry. But, like I said, it's just temporary.

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Bugs: How do? Welcome to my shop/let me cut your mop/ let me shave your crop/ daintedly/ daintedly/ Hey, you!/ Don't looks so perplexed/ Why must you be so vexed/ can't you see you're next?/ Yes, you're next/ you're so next/ How about a nice, close shave? / Teach your whiskers to behave / Lots of lather, lots of soap / Please hold still, don't be a dope / Now we're ready for the scraping / There's no use to try escaping / Yell and scream and rant and rave / It's no use, you need a shave!
Elmer Fudd:[as Bugs slashes him with razor] Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!
Bugs: There, you're nice and clean / Although your face looks like it might have gone through a ma-chine.

+++Bugs and Elmer Fudd+++Rabbit of seville+++ ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/20397927/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/20397927/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:39:34 PDT 1) Answer the questions below
2) Take each answer and type it into dA search box
3) Take a deviation from the first page of results (may use ' popular' or 'newest' ) and post thumb (for subscribers) or link (non-subscribers)
4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you
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1.) Age you will be on your next birthday: 20



2.)A place in the world you would like to travel to: Africa



3.)Favorite place: My room



4.)Favorite shape: ...I've always been fond of Triangles, oddly enough.



5.) Favorite food: Deviled eggs. mmmm....



6.) Favorite animal: DINOSAURS!!! RAWR!



7.)Favorite color: Purple



8.)Town/state/etc. where you live now: East Wenatchee



9.)Name of past pet: Fluke. lol, he was a dog, too.



10.)A dream come true: A cartoonist



11.)Your nickname/screenname/etc.: Tawn, zimmeh, swirling-dimension



12.)Middle name: Marie



13.)Favorite smell: honey



14.)Bad habit of yours: biting my fingernails



15.)First job: busser



16.) Favori... ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/20252136/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/20252136/ Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:54:11 PDT
☻ We have a bad healthcare plan, available only for those with insurance.

☻ I'm sick of having to pay almost $5 for a gallon of gas. My car gets 30 gallons of gas, so I only have to fill it up every 3 weeks, but to completely fill it up would cost over $50.

☻ All anyone here pretty much cares about is how good they look, and who's screwing who, and which set of parents killed their kids next(it's true. It happens on the news all the time)!

☻ I hate how people blame other ethnicities of some violation against the law. Like a store got robbed, it had to be the black people! "Someone graffitied my car!!! Fuckin' Mexicans! I know it was them!"

☻ I'm also tired of how people keep on bringing up 9/11 this time of year. Yes, it was a terrible thing, yes, people also died. But it's not the worst thing to happen to this country! More Americans died in the Civil War than WWI, WWII, and 9/11 combined! Plus, it was seven years ago; get over it! hanging on to your dead loved ones for all of these years, and rubbing them into other people's lives is not normal, nor is it healthy.

You get it? I just want to live in a nice little society. I'm gonna try to live in Europe somewhere.
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Alfred Pennyworth: Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

+++Alfred Pennyworth+++The Dark Knight+++

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/19906702/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/19906702/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:22:45 PDT
Other than that, she lives in texas.

Hopefully I'll get to meet her.
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Yakko: Ladies and Gentlemen: I stand before you, because if I was behind you, you couldn't see me.

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/19773605/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/19773605/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:06:05 PDT

Dear,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert. I think I realized it When I tripped on sesame seeds Outside of Chicago and saw you Pull the clothes off Bill Clinton. Im sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break The apartment building.
Fuck off now,
Swirling-dimension


Rules: Do the Letter MEME, Tag 5 other People and leave them a comment informing them that they have been tagged.

Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry .

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military ser... ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/19083468/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/19083468/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:22:21 PDT enjoying my chashiering job.

Have any of you noticed while you were in skool, the majority of people's #1 possession, whether they know it or not, is their pencil/pen, or writing utencil of their choosing?

I mean, think about it. Here is an example:

Someone will be sitting at their desk in skool, writing and stuff with their pencil. Suddenly, their poor teenage, hormonic-ridden brain can't take any more of the work, so they take a rest by turning around in their chairs, talking to their friends who have sat there for over half of the period picking their nose, and making a B-52 out of paper.

As they turn, one of two things will happen:

1.) In their action of turning their body, they accidently knock their pencil to the floor. In a normal classroom, where the floor is covered in a vast blanket of carpet, they will not notice.

2.) Some other poor sap, who has spent the entire time of the period, asking other people if they could borrow a pencil. And he goes off in rebuilding teen angst as he is rejected with replies such as,"Sorry, I don't have an extra one." or "This is my last one." ....liars. Anyway, so this pencil deprived student has stumbled unto our bored little vigilante. He sees he is busy conversing in a meaningless chat with his buddy, so, stealthy and whatnot, the non-pencil loser steals the pencil right off the desk!

A few moments later, our distracted teen turns around only, and firstly notices that their pencil is missing. They start to panic inwardly. Their heart starts beating faster, they start to lightly sweat, and hyperventilate a bit. Then, he asks anyone near him if they've seen his pencil. Everyone answers "No."

He then freaks out because he lost his pencil. He starts swearing, and throwing desks around, chucking students out the window, and ripping out the carpet. All because he can't find his 5 cent writing impliment.

Suddenly, he sees something roll across the floor towards him. It's a thin, yellow, wooden rod with a #2 on it. It is the pencil. So, one of two things have happend.

1.) His pencil on the floor in the first place has somehow survived his rant, and surrendered itself to him.

2.) Nerveously, the theif returns the pencil anonymously, not wanting to die right at the moment. He had dreams of becoming a doctor for God's sake!

So, with the return of his pencil, the lad is happy once more. The world is at peace again all because of the return of a pencil.

So, you see, the pencil is a priceless artifact. For those of you still in skool, I recommend that you try this next skool year. Take someone's pencil, and watch the show. Just don't die.
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Bulldog: Where's my pencil? *slaps down angrily on desk* THIS STINKS! THIS IS TOTAL BS! THIS IS... Oh, here it is.

+++Bulldog+++Frasier+++

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18739139/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18739139/ Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:02:58 PDT Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A:Tawnee needs to turn 55 more or gain 1366 more Slayer points to reach the next level.
(damn...haven't I killed enough vampires?)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Tawnee looks like she's 14....maybe younger...eewwww ...
(...I'm nine-teen, damn it!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Tawnee says, "I sense the lies of a scurvy dog in that tale".

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Tawnee wants to show you her goodies. (...)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Tawnee does a sizzling striptease on the sofa and ridding a sybian. (Damn, you got me!)
Tawnee does not currently rank in the top 1000 names in the United States. (Well...no shit, Sherlock.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Tawnee hates Erectile Disfunction (What do I have to do to get an erection around here?! Stupid men...)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Tawnee asks, "Want to see more of me being sexy with other girls, and men, too?" (Sweet Jebus! I'm a fucking whore!)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Tawnee goes to the beach (Giant sandbox of DOOM!!! hellz yez!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: tawnee likes girls! tawnee likes guys! (it's true. I'm bi.)
Tawnee Likes Milk (soooo true)
Tawnee likes Atari (I lurve it so)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A:tawnee eats jordan capri (apparently, I was giving a blow job...)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Tawnee wears sexy seethru lingerie and gets naked (...you spelled see through wrong...)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Tawnee arrested for having hidden gold sacramental cups from the king.
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Comments: Well...I'm an interweb whore according to google...fucking internet
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Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

+++Ace Ventura+++Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls+++

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18670678/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18670678/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:44:26 PDT
I am sooo happy!
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Pepper walks in on Tony and his robots trying to get the Iron Man suit off of him.
Pepper Pots: What the hell is going on here?
Tony and his robots stop to stare at her.
Tony Stark: Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.

+++Tony and Pepper+++Iron Man+++

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18260404/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18260404/ Sun, 11 May 2008 16:10:38 PDT Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

Stolen from

God, this is gonna be so obvious...

1.) I walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me...

2.) Breaking my back just to know your name...
Somebody Told Me - The Killers

3.) The world is a vampire...

4.) Darling you've got to let me know...

5.) Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine...
Mr. Brightside - The Killers

6.) See the stone set in your eyes...

7.)dum, dum, dum, Honey what have you done...

8.) Everytime I think of you I feel a shot right through with a bolt of blue...

9.) Lights go out and I can't be saved...

10.) When this began I had nothing to say...

11.) Tonight's the night we got the truck we're going downtown gonna beat up drunks...

12.) Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and I think of you...

13.) I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder...

14.) I am so high I can hear heaven...
Hero - Nickleback

15.) We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment...

16.) It's been one week since you looked at me...
One Week - Barenaked Ladies

17.) It's hard to wake up when the shades have been pulled shut...

18.) I'll get inside you...

19.) What is love?
What is love? - Haddaway

20.) Only came out to watch the nightfall with the rain...

21.) Last of the rest of my life I wish I would of known cause I would have kissed my mama goodbye...
Youth of the Nation - P.O.D.

22.) Hearts which beat to a percise beat...

23.) Another turning point a fork stuck in the road...
Time of Your Life(Good Riddance) - Greenday

24.) Well I won't back down...

25.) 'cause it's a bitter sweet symphony this life...
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Nya! Try to get em all!!!

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18031182/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18031182/ Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:18:01 PDT The website is called, lifewithouttoast.com

Here goes!

1.) YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Rocky Lander

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, your favourite candy)
David Margo Resees

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)
T-Mar

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour, favourite animal)
Purple Fox

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Marie Fallbrook

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last three letters of mother's name)
Macrie

7. YOUR JEDI NAME: (your middle name spelled backwards, your mother's middle name spelled backwards)
Eiram Eiram

8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
Marie Lander

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Purple Milk Fear my milkiness!
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Issun: Hey, Ammy, have you noticed that where ever we go, we always run into girls? I mean, when was the last time we ran into a guy? Not that I mind...

Okami

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18009502/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/18009502/ Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:30:48 PDT If I were a day of the week I would be: tuesday, cause of the UFOs!
If I were a time of day I would be: 2 pm. A perfect time for a nap.
If I were a planet I would be: pluto. It's so out there.
If I were a sea animal I would be: a manta ray
If I were a direction I would be: south-west
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a shaggy rug
If I were a sin I would be: envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: I...am Columbus...man, this joke is getting old.
If I were a liquid I would be: liquid metal
If I were a tree I would be: a kickass tree!
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a weed. They're so misunderstood.
If I were a kind of weather I would be: light rain
If I were a musical instrument I would be: an acoustic guitar
If I were an animal I would be: wolf
If I were a colour I would be: purple
If I were a vegetable I would be: corn, cause corn is nice!
If I were a sound I would be: a single hand clap
If I were an element I would be: air
If I were a car I would be: a jeep
If I were a song I would be: "What is love?" - Haddaway
If I were a movie I would be: a thriller
If I were a book I would be written by: Stephen King
If I were a food I would be: lasguana
If I were a place I would be: my bedroom
If I were a material I would be: silk
If I were a taste I would be: chocolatley
If I were a word I would be: dictator
If I were an object I would be: a marble
If I were a facial expression I would be: sour-faced
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Sam Manson, from Danny Phantom
If I were a shape I would be a: circle
If I were a number I would be: 14

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/17899651/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/17899651/ Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:45:32 PDT
BOW DOWN!!!
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Elan: Hey, you wanna buy some Death Sticks?
Obi-wan *using Jedi Mind trick* You don't want to sell me any Death Sticks.
Elan: I don't want to sell you any Death Sticks.
Obi-wan: *using Jedi Mind trick* You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan: I want to go home and rethink my life...*leaves*

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/17756566/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/17756566/ Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:54:27 PDT
Reason being: I am failing skool, and need to catch up!!! April is starting to become my mortal enemy, despite my being born in it.

First of all, I have a HUGE geometry test tomorrow, that I am likely to fail.

Secondly, I have an even HUUUGER project in economics due on the 23rd. We're put into groups, and we have to design a T-shirt to sell to the class of '08. I have a powerpoint, and a T-shirt to design...it's worth 50 points of my grade, and that's fucking big!

Next, I have to create a poetry book for English class. Nearly done with it, so I'm not too worried about that one.

Fourthly, in Cartooning and Animation, I have to get my fricken "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" comic turned in. Yes, we actually did this one for credit...

Fifthly, in biology, we're designing cars out of soda bottles...exciting. I mean, this is only the third time in my life that I've done it. Whoopie. On top of that, I have to redo a quest that I failed. A quest is a quiz and a test combined.

Sixly, in Design, I have to finish my CD cover I'm drawing, and painting.

And seventhly, I have to do my fucking tri-fold for advisory class, or homeroom to most of you. It's required, or I don't graduate.

As you can see, it sucks to be me right now...kill me.

So, don't expect anything for a little while. If by some miraculous force that I happen to get something done, it's a small chance that I will update.
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HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existance, master? Surely it does not compare to your existance, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I, master. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up, master?
-Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/17501690/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/17501690/ Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:05:43 PDT 2. Nickname: Tawn Tawn, Zonee, Tak
3. Birthday: 4/17/1989
4. Place of Birth: Fallbrook, CA
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or Female: female
7. Education: High school
8. Schools you went to: Kali Kirpatrick elementary, Tehachapi jr. High, Eastmont jr. high, Eastmont high
9. Occupation: student by week, busser by weekend
10. Residence: East Wenatchee, Wa
11. Screen Names: Swirling-dimension

__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Colour: dirty blonde
13. Hair Length: past shoulders
14. Eye colour: blue
15. Best Feature: um...eyes?
16. height: 5'8"
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: Yes
19. Piercing: once
20. Tattoos: No
21. Righty or Lefty: lefty

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: A girl named Robin from first grade. My only friend then.
23. First Award: Spelling Grade Award in first grade
24. First Sport You Joined: soccer
25. First Pet: dog named Sparky
26. First Real Vacation: Disneyland when I was three
27. First Concert: Ozzfest in '07
28. First Love: boy named Connor in third grade

___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Original Star Wars trilogy
30. TV Show: currently, Danny Phantom
31. Colour: purple
32. Rapper: I hate rap music
33. Band: Goo Goo Dolls
34. Song Right Now: Tiny Toon Adventures theme song
35. Friend:
36. Candy: reeses
37. Sport to Play: I don't like sports
38. Restaurant: Denny's
39. Favorite brand to wear: whatever looks/feels nice
40. Store: Barnes and Noble
41. School Subject: Art
42. Animal: lion
43. Book: Duma Key by Stephen King
44. Magazine: any game maggie
45. Shoes: whatever looks/feels nice

___Currently___
46. Feeling: tired as hell
47. Single or Taken? Single
49. Eating: ten gallons of chocolate from easter
50. Drinking: ice cold milk
51. Typing: This journal
52. Online?: duh
53. Listening To: Europe
54. Thinking About: nighty-night time
55. Wanting To: play Okami...(if only TORI would give it back to me...)
56. Watching: 30 minutes of 90s cartoon openings on Youtube
57. Wearing: ghostbusters shirt, and penguin jammie pants

__________Future__________
58. Want Kids?: yosh!!
59. Want to be Married: no
60. Careers in Mind: cartoon animator
61. Where do you want to live?: anywhere down in ol' Cali
62. Car: sold it.

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair colour: Don't care
64. Hair length: Don't care
65. Eye colour: Don't care
66. Measurements: not too skinny. I love fat men!!
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy fat men! MUAHAHA!!
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
70. Short or Tall: Don't care
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Hesitant One


___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: Yes
80. Smoked: No
81. Ran Away From Home: No
82. Broken a bone: yes. My right middle finger
85. Broken Someones Heart: don't think so...
86. Broken Up With Someone: no
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: yes

___Do You Believe In___
89. God: No
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: no
93. Aliens: Of course
94. Soul Mates: no
95. Heaven: No
96. Hell: No
98. Kissing on The First Date: No
99. Horoscopes: yes

___Answ... ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/17012061/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/17012061/ Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:57:13 PST
I found out when my friend Lizzy came up to me, crying her eyes out. So far, all we know is that he just killed himself. We don't know how, when, why, or where.

So, yeah...

R.I.P. Brando "Eskimo"
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My Naruto comic: [link]

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/16806298/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/16806298/ Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:37:04 PST [] You own something from aeropostale
[] You own something from hollister
[] You own something from american eagle
[] You own something from abercromie
[] you've been called a prep
[x] You have converse
[] you wear ballet flats
[x] You don't play sports
[] You straighten your hair
Multiply By 10 = 20

Gangster:
[] You have Bapes
[] You know the song "Thizzle dance"
[] You listen to mac dre
[] You usually wear jerseys
[x] You've shot a real gun
[] You wear nikes
[x] You have played basketball or football
[x] You never wear pink
[] You've been called a gangster
[] You listen to gang related music
Multiply By 10 = 30

Emo:
[] You've worn black nail polish before
[] You use to cut your wrists
[] You like "my chemical romance"
[] you wear black eyeliner
[] You have no friends
[x] You usually wear black
[] You've been called emo
[] You Have black hair
[x] You rarely talk
[] You sit in corners
Multiply By 10 = 20

Jock:
[] You have at least 5 medals
[] You have at least 2 trophies
[] You have at least 4 jerseys
[] You watch NBA playoffs
[] You have/had practice almost everyday
[] You played on a team
[]You've been called a jock
[] You have been told you're good at a sport
[] You've played in at least 7 tournaments
[] You've coached young kids in a sport
Multiply By 10 = 0

Redneck
[]own camouflage
[]You have ridden a horse
[]You know what chaps are
[x] listen to country
[] been hunting
[x] You own a rebel flag anything
[] people say have country accent
[] You've gone mudd boggin
[] You own a dodge, or, chevy or Ford Truck
[x] you like cats
Multiply By 10 = 20


Repost as: I'm 20% Prep, 30% Gangster, 20%Emo, 0% Jock, 20% Redneck
======================
I'm more of a gangster than anything else....Yo yo yo, whatz up, my Homie-G?

took this from: *Genesis-Orbit

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/16336789/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/16336789/ Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:31:24 PST I got a laptop for christmas.
I bought myself a tablet and Adobe photoshop cs3 off of Ebay. that cost me $455 for both things.

So what's the damn problem?
Well, it seems that my scanner is sooooo old, that my dad lost the disc needed in order for it to be installed in my laptop....it won't install. So, I'm without a scanner, and I have like a zillion new deviations to put up!! Plus, 10 new pages of my Naruto comic I want up, now!!!!!

What's wrong with my old computer?
It be broken.
it went waaaaayyyyyy too slow.
so...yeah.

And I don't want to get a new scanner, now, cause I just forked out my entire college fund on my tablet, and Adobe photoshop!

*sigh*...i hate life.
Life is a hooker/nun/pirate

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/15468299/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/15468299/ Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:59:03 PST 2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

1) Kira
2) Rigs
3) Pierce




How old are you?

Kira: I'm 18
Rigs: I'm 18 going on 19!!! Woot!
Pierce: I am nineteen

What's your height?

Kira: *brain sizzles* ....4'8"
Rigs: *snickers* Kira's sensitive about her height. People underestimate her because of this. Ha, Losers! Any way, I'm 5'11".
Pierce: And I'm 6'2".


Are you a virgin?

Kira: yep, and damned proud of it!
Rigs: Yes...I am...
Pierce: playing with his nose-ear piercing ummm......yeah......kinda....


Who's your mate/spouse?

Kira: Men are fucking pigs from hell! does that answer your fucking question?!
Rigs: *lovengly sigh* Matt... *snaps out of it* Uh, what? Oh, no, I don't have the one I want...yet.
Pierce: hmm....I don't have a current interest in anyone as of yet. My current focus would have to be protecting Kira from pedophiles. She may have a short temper, and knows karate, tai chi, taekwondo, kendo, and a bunch of deflecatory ninja arts, but she's still...uhm....what's a different word for 'small'?
Kira: What the hells that supposed to mean? You think that just because I'm a munchkin I can't do anything to protect myself from rapists, masturbaters, or space coyotes? I'll fucking show you!!!!
Pierce: NOOOO!!! KIRA, WAIIIIIIIT!!!!! *sounds of death*


Do you have any kids?
Kira: No, but I want a baby. They're so smotherable!
Rigs: You know, with my current sexuality...I don't think that's possible. Unless MPREG was made to be a possibility, I'd do it.
Pierce: Hnn...I don't think I want kids, now...

What's your favourite food?

Kira: chooooochooooolllllaaaatttteeeee.... *rabies*
Rigs: Bananas and ramen! which is short for "midget spaghetti" ^__^
Pierce: hmmm...I don't really have a favorite food...
Rigs: You don't have an interest in anything!

What's your favourite ice cream flavor?

Kira: Chooochooollllaaattteee.....
Rigs: I like vanilla. And, I think I'd better get Kira some chocolate of some sort before she snaps.
Pierce: I love the mint chip kind! It's really good!


Have you killed anyone?

Kira: My mind has.
Rigs: nope.
Pierce: despite my looks, no.


Do you hate anyone?

Kira: I hate those fucking gay-bashers!!!! Poor Rigs has to deal with them daily. Mother fucking assholing bastards!!!!
Rigs: yeah...I dun like those gay bashers who come after me. I ended up in the hospital once. Kira took care of them, though. She's such an awesome friend!

Have any secrets?

Kira: I'm a God.
Rigs: *gasps* ZOMFGSZ!!!!!! I saw Matt's penis!!! It was soooooooooo-
Pierce: RIGS!!! NOONE want's to know about that!! God! I don't have any secrets, actually.

Do you love anyone?
Kira: I like this new guy named Adam. But he may be a dick-hole. He's got red hair. I lurve it!
Rigs: I Matt, and his peni-
Pierce: Matt!! What did I just say!!! And no, I love no one.


What is your job?
Kira: pfft...I'm fucking loaded. I need no money.
Rigs: Yeah... I got fired, 'cause some dillweed at my work found out I was gay, and told my boss that I was making unwanted sexuall advances on him. Asshole.
Pierce: I work at a movie theater...

What do you do to relax?
Kira: fuck up gay-bashers, kick Pierce's ass at Guitar Hero, heh heh loser, play pranks on the neighbor's dog.
Rigs: I like to playfully "come on" to straight guys just to see the look on their faces.
Pierce: eh...play Guitar Hero with Kira...just that...


What species are you exactly?
Kira: a human penguin
Rigs: a sexy-gay wolf furrie!!
Pierce: ...human...


Have you regreted anything in your life?
Kira: Fuck no!
Rigs: I almost regreted being gay. ALMOST!<... ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/15035428/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/15035428/ Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:43:26 PDT
2)Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.

3)Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

4)Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

5)Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.

6)Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.

7)Ask, did you hear that cable snapping sound?

8)Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.

9)Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

10)Blow spit balls at the ceiling.

11)Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

12)Blow your nose on your sleeve.

13)Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

20)Bring a chair along.

21)Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).

22)Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!

23)Call out, Group hug! and enforce it.

24)Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor youre on.

25)Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

26)Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.

27)Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.

28)Collect an elevator tax.

29)Count down from 100,000 out loud.

30)Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

31)Do Tai Chi exercises.

32)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

33)Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!

34)Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.

35)Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, Thats mine!

36)Eat jello through a straw.

37)Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

38)Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

39)Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.

40)Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements

41)Give religious tracts to each passenger.

42)Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.

43)Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

44)Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.

45)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

46)Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone's fingers who attept to cross you.

47)Have a picnic in the elevator.

48)Have a seizure.

49)Hold the elevator door open and say youre waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, Hi John, hows your day been?

50)Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.

51)Hug yourself.

52)Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.

53)Hum the theme to Jeopardy

54)If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

55)If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?"

56)Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.

57)Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.

58)Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.

59)Lean against the button panel.

60)Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!

61)Leave a box between the doors.

62)Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

63)Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)

64)Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

65)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

66)Make farm noises.

67)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

68)Make sure the emergency phone is working.

69)Meow occasionally.

70)Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever so... ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/15021897/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/15021897/ Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:23:06 PDT [ ] Black = $100
[x ] Blonde = $50
[ ] Red = $75
[] Brown = $15
[ ] Bald = $5
[ ] Other=$2

Total: $50

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $150
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $100

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

Total so far: $175

Age:
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $275

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[ ]Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born-$375

Total so far: $575

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle

Total so far: $975

Vision?
[] perfect vision $300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$135 (UUUUUH....XD;;; I had all three...)

Total so far: $1025

Car Color [or familes' car(s)]:
[x ] White - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[x]Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ]Black - $450
[ x] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total score: $4025

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ]12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x ] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7- $550

Total so far: $4725


Favorite Colors (three):
[ x] Green-$750
[] Black - $600
[x] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[x ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50

Total so far: $6500
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]No-add $1000
[ ] on some- $750

Total so far: $7500

how many people are you going to tag?
[ ] 100-150 = 250,000
[ ] 90 - 80 = $100,000
[ ] 70 -60 = $50,000
[ ] 50 - 40 = $10,000
[] 30 - 20 = $5,000
[ x] 20 - 10 = $1,000
[ ] 10 - 1 = $500

See How Much You're Really Worth!

Total so far : $8500

now add your number of pageviews

Total: $9,766

sheesh...I'm cheap! XD

Anyways...I tag all who stalk me!

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/14992692/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/14992692/ Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:15:24 PDT

ANIME/MANGA NERD
[X ] You watch anime.
[ X] You read manga.
[ X] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[x ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ x] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[x] You enjoy drawing anime.(I find it alot of fun... unfortunately I'm not too good at it)
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[x ] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.

ANIME/MANGA POINTS: 8

ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[X] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[ x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[ x] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ x] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ x] Instead of just 'brown' or 'ink', you be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'. Or whatever.
[X] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[x] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[ x] Your drawings have been framed.
[x ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

ART NERD POINTS: 13


MUSICAL NERD
[] You play a musical instrument.
[] You play more than one musical instrument.
[] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument. (
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[x ] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[x ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music. (not creative enough )
[] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[] You are never nervous playing for other people.

MUSICAL NERD POINTS: 2

VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games. All the freakin' time!
[ x] You own more than 4 different video game systems. 6
[] You've had debates over which system is the greatest. (dun care)
[ x] You play video games every day.
[x ] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
[ x] You love to talk about video games.
[ x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[ x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[) You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x ] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ x] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.

VIDEO GAME NERD POINTS: 11


COMPUTER NERD:
[x] You use the computer every day. who doesn't?
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[x ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[ x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces; : D XD XP D: ^_^ >.> and etc.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer. it bothers the hell outta me. I went out with it for 4 days just a week ago
[] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[] You have friends you have only met online.
[ ] You have/have had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online.
[] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[x ] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.' hell ya. If you can't, you will die in the i... ]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/14789226/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/14789226/ Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:31:26 PDT
The rules:
1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged

Facts about me:
1. I'm Irish
2. I am EXTREMELY paranoid. I always think that people are talking about me behind my back, or giving me looks. It freaks me out.
3. I am shy. I hate standing in front of other people.
4. I'm a virgin
5. I like the word "ass". I think it's a funny word.
6. I wanna go to Japan for my senior trip. I'm already teaching myself Japanese.
7. I HATE MY FRIENDS!!!
8. I love babies. Cannot wait to have them!!! Mommy time!

There! Now you people have some information to blackmail me with. Bastards...

People I tag: Tellemakhos, Mriia, Kiaren, Visualdreaming, Simba83, Pokemontrainerlisa, demolitionreaper, Besidesthat

Losers...

]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/13490862/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/13490862/ Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:04:57 PDT
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am a warrior for my country serving proud, but can't be my true self because gays aren't allowed in the military.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."




This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost 18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!!!

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-The Rules-

1.) Make 100 pics each pic having a theme listed below. Each pic should have ONE and only ONE theme to it, for it to count.

2.) No time limit so have fun

3.) The main picture should be drawn but not limited to. for all fair purposes, people are allowed to use their paint programs and photo shop to create the pic.

3a.) pics should be of own artistic ability. You may not edit photos, or break any other rules set out in the Da etiquette policy. Your pics can be anything from sketches and doodles to great master pieces. Just have fun with it.

4.) The list below is to be placed somewhere in your journal for others to see that......
A.)You are in the challenge
B.)What you have completed

5.) make sure to update this list and check off what is done and make a link to the pic

6.) In the comments for your art work note if it is part of the list and what ONE theme it is.

Subject: Son Gohan.

-- NEW OR LAST:

THE LIST:
1. Introduction [link]
2. Love [link]
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

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]]> =swirling-dimension http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/13018028/ http://swirling-dimension.deviantart.com/journal/13018028/ Sat, 19 May 2007 20:26:57 PDT Anyway, the way the game would work, is that with any hand-held pokemon game for the gameboy, you would pick your gender. But you could also choose what you wore, and your occupation, too.
Example: you could be the standard pokemon trainer, destened to defeat the elite four and capture all the pokemon in the world; you could be a gym leader, decide which type of pokemon you prefer training, and create your own gym and gym badge to give to trainers if they defeat you; or you could be a member of Team Rocket, and start at grunt level, work on various missions, and raise your ranks to one of Giovanni's top men/scientist, who will go on a mission to find a fossil of a legendary pokemon, and clone it.
Another thing about Justin's ideal game, is that you would be able to choose which of the four regions you want to start out in first. Then you would start out with your starter pokemon and pokedex.
when you went out into the wild, the pokemon would be within range of you, so they wouldn't jump at you as usual. And every pokemon you encounter will have one of two health bars above it: a green and a red one. If the bar is green, then the pokemon is friendly, and doesn't mind your presence. But if it's red, and the pokemon sees you, it will want to maul you. So it would be a good idea to have a starter pokemon BEFORE you run off into the wild.
There would be new pokeballs, too. for instance, if you were a member of team rocket, you would get a few Rocket Balls that let you steal other trainers' pokemon. Only defect is, if the trainer catches on to you, and they return their pokemon before you can steal them, your screwed.
And also, you can travel to any of the other regions as well. but you have to leave all your pokemon behind, except your starter. For example: If you start in the Kantos region, make it through every thing, and want to go to Sinnoh, you would have to leave all your pokemon, except your starter, and start at like level 5 or 6 again. Sucks, I know, but it would be sooooooo addictive.
Justin mentioned the game to be somewhat of an online thing,too. Just so you know, this is NOT a REAL GAME!!! This was only a suggestion while he and I were discussing Pokemon, ok? I may drop a word into the Producers of PKMN, but for now, not happening. If ANYONE steals Toothpick- man's idea, you'll find yourself covered in toothpicks...and ink...

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