http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:tanuki-kage&section=today deviantART RSS for by:tanuki-kage en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:03:05 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/28725343/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/28725343/ Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:14:22 PST I found the scanlations on mangafox but I felt the translation was terrible, so what I'm doing right now is saving those scanlations and putting the VIZ translation over most the speech bubbles so things don't get lost in translation. Otherwise the manga loses some of it's humor and things don't quite make sense. It'd suck if I'd introduce Tenshi Na Konamaiki to someone, only for them not to find it as enjoyable as I do simply because of the translation.

If I had a sub this would work better but I'm cheap.

Summary on mangafox:
Megumi Amatsuka, a rough and tumble nine-year-old boy, always dreamt of becoming the "manliest man on earth." Upon receiving a book of magic from a sorcerer whom he saved from a group of local thugs, Megumi summons a genie in order to make a wish. But due to a sick twist of fate, the genie turns out to be an evil one, and Megumi winds up being the "womanliest woman on earth"! Six years later...Megumi is the most desirable girl in school, but deep within her hot-mama facade is the same trash-talkin', punk-stompin' boy.

I really love this manga. The art style is pretty simple (not bad, simple) compared to others like CLAMP or Yu Watase, which unfortunately turns off a lot of people. Maybe it's just my sense of humor but I think it's hilarious. There's also an anime that you can find on youtube, however it's pretty badly animated and they really butchered the ending. Even if you do decide to watch the anime instead, I recommend skipping the last two episodes and reading the last 2 volumes of the manga here.

Credit of course, goes to whomever did the original scanlations on mangafox: [link]
The manga-ka, Hiroyuki Nishimori
And VIZ.


Status: Volume 2 down, 18 more to go...

Volume 1
Chapter 1: [link]
Chapter 2: [link]
Chapter 3: [link]
Chapter 4: [link]
Chapter 5: [link]
Chapter 6: [link]
Chapter 7: [link]
Chapter 8: [link]
Chapter 9: [link]

Volume 2
Chapter 10: [link]
Chapter 11: [link]
Chapter 12: [link]
Chapter 13: [link]
Chapter 14: [link]
Chapter 15: [link]
Chapter 16: [link]
Chapter 17: [link]
Chapter 1... ]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/28698654/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/28698654/ Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:26:21 PST Problem is, it's not exactly easy to come by and onemanga doesn't have it. I recently found it on mangafox but I HATE the translation. It's pretty bad. So I decided to get the scanlations and try to insert the VIZ translation over it. It's not going to look pretty but it'd be better than what they currently have. I'll be uploading it to my photobucket too.

God this is going to be a pain in the ass.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/28249307/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/28249307/ Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:55:48 PST Link 1Link 2Link 3...

Well anyway I had to spend time finding a nice skin because I'm lazy like that (and the ones I could find were too corny or something) and I have no idea how this promotion thing is going to last and I'm too cheap to get my own subscription (plus I don't even have a credit card anyway). Else I'd make my own and shit. Or something. I'm rather lazy when it comes to making my own material anyway.

I finally finished the whole stream stewards thing and now I have free Saturdays again, yay! Man I thought that'd never end. Now I can go back to the anime club, they're probably wondering what happened to me.

I'm still waiting for someone to buy the rest of my manga on craigslist. Gaaah I really want that 20 gallon tank. And when I have it I'll put Endler's livebearers in them because they are purteh. If I can find them, of course. >w> I need to make space first, though.

might come visit me after Christmas and I am very happy about that.

Oh and I read about the Sakura confession thing and while I always did dislike NaruSaku, I kinda feel bad for the fans of it. Not heronite though, she's a bitch.
Not that I care anymore anyway, I'm done with Naruto and hoping that Kishimoto will stop being a sexist jerk and turn the story around.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/27412989/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/27412989/ Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:21:43 PDT _{this is why I rarely finish games}

Spoiler warning in case you didn't get what I'm asking.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/27234982/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/27234982/ Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:29:45 PDT [link]
It's like it has a permanent look on its face.

_{I'm getting one eventually.}

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/27093732/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/27093732/ Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:32:21 PDT [link]

And check out its profile too.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/26960526/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/26960526/ Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:34:55 PDT [link]

Well ok, kind of.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/26886036/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/26886036/ Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:54:10 PDT So I was reading a Ganondorf/Zelda fanfiction just out of curiosity (mostly because I came across one while trying to find Bowser/Peach ones in the super smash brothers section). Don't worry, I don't consider myself a shipper of this pairing just yet. Anyway you end up wondering what would happen if Link wasn't there to... well, interrupt. My thoughts wandered to Windwaker and the great flooding and wondering why none of the fanfiction seemed to set place there and eventually it landed on Tetra.

Is it just me or does she look like a Ganondorf/Zelda lovechild? She has dark skin (while you can argue it tanned from being a pirate, none of her crew is equally dark skinned), a short temper, curly hair? and she's captain of a crew of pirates, and we all know that pirates are thieves. I mean, she does behave a lot like a Gerudo.

Even more so, in Majora's Mask, the Gerudo there are pirates, which makes it more interesting.

Let's just say that the theory is that when Ganondorf returns right before the great flooding and has no hero to stop him, he takes over Hyrule. Forces the then Princess Zelda to marry him, rapes her or whatever it takes, Princess Zelda has a kid, the Great Flooding happens. Any remaining Gerudo become pirates and take in the kid after Zelda dying (seems to happen to all the queens after all). Hundreds of years later, Tetra is the descendant of that kid.

To be honest this is more of a fanfiction plotbunny than an actual theory _{but I'm waaaay too lazy to write it}.

*puts up shields to defend against nerd rage*

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/26116782/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/26116782/ Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:19:33 PDT [link]

Christ.
How dare you make a classic such as Wuthering Heights into just another promotional cashcow for that piece of shit Twilight. Defilement much?

I need a big epic facepalm here.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/25734483/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/25734483/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:01:25 PDT So far $200 and a bracelet and keychain from , I know my aunt got me something too but she forgot to bring it to me yesterday lol.

One more year and I'm 20, fooook...

Also it's effin HOT.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/25637438/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/25637438/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:38:01 PDT
Anyway, there's this chick here . Someone on the Twilightsucks forums (the original thread was baleeted due to moving forums, here's the new one: [link]) complained about her idiotic ways of creating mary-sues, denying that they are mary-sues, and when someone doesn't kiss her ass the right way she hides their comments. Now, I hate people that hide comments unless its spam/trolling of some sort, I think it's immature and stupid censorship. She then threw a baawwfest journal complaining of people that give her a critique, saying something like "oh this isn't a movie critic site," which is completely lulzy considering that DeviantART was founded partly so that it's a site where artists could discuss (and therefore critique) each other's works. And whenever she gets her ass handed over on a platter she says that she'll stop being so whiney only to do it over and over again, and then deletes the journal and pretends it never happened.

Enjoying the show and being a recent EDiot, I decided to write an Encyclopedia Article on her: [link]

One of her major problems is her unwarranted self-importance. She honestly believes her crap (and I mean crap, just look at her fanfiction, it's AWFUL) is better than professional writers (she thinks her fanfiction that was completely ripped off Night at the Museum is better than the movie itself LOLWUT?). And she hopes that one day WB will see her sues and deem them good enough to add to the cartoons they make (lolwut), and she thinks that she can be a cartoonist working with WB (not if you keep hiding comments and not improving) and honestly, her art sucks ([link]). You know it'd be acceptable if she was like... 12 but the truth is she graduated high school. And to top it off, I'm quite sure she traces since she hasn't improved AT ALL since she joined DeviantART 3 years ago ([link]). Even with the whole no critique thing it's incredibly suspicious how she hasn't improved at all. Tracing much?

So a while ago she submitted an image where she compared Margot Mallard from Tiny Toons (I think), and compared it to her sue Kia. She bashed Margot, calling her ugly and rude (GOD FORBID SHE ACTUALLY HAS *GASP* FLAWS!! )and saying that her character was soo much better (because she obviously can come up with better stuff than WB /sarcasm). So of course, went through the horrible reality that not everyone's going to kiss her spoilt brat ass because people defended the canon character. To hide this she deleted the image, blocked the users (she does this too) and now has thrown a BAAAWWWFEST on her journal: [link] complaining about people telling her to STFU - and because she blocks and hides anyone that tells her otherwise no one can defend themselves.

To add to the hilarity of it all, her little fanturds that do nothing but kiss her ass are now complaining about "crazy fangirls" who defended Margot against Sony-Mae bashing her.

Absolutely pathetic, isn't it?

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/25167859/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/25167859/ Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:48:32 PDT [link]



]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/24625495/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/24625495/ Wed, 06 May 2009 19:48:42 PDT


1. What is your DeviantArt name and what does it mean?
Tanuki would be what Shukaku is, and kage is well... yeah. You'd get it if you were into Naruto.

2. Why did you join this site?
The fandom, actually.

3. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined?
Sonic. >.>

4. How many watchers are you currently watching now?
No idea, not bothering to count. Fewer than I actually pay attention to, that's for sure.

5. Your first gift ever was to?
I think it was an ashtray I made in Argentina.
My parents don't smoke. >.>

6. List five things you are a fan of?
1) littlef00t on youtube
2) Nintendo
3) Nature and life
4) Fish
5) anime

8. List four people you look up to the most? No particular order!
1) ~Stryks89 to a degree.
2) ~randomsome1
3) ~MarsDefden
4) Not many people

9. How many pets do you own?
2.

12. Name 3 aspects of your personality?
1) I am VERY bossy with my friends
2) If I'm not fixated or obsessed with something, I feel nervous and anxious.
3) I'm not as innocent as I or anyone else likes to think.

13. If you could had a power what would it be?
Shape shifting FTW

14. Who was the last person you talked to?
~SweetJanie

15. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
~Stryks89

16. Write the first five things that pop into your head?
1) Love
2) Mokeys
3) Chimpanzee on speed
4) RYEL!1
5) must... click

17. What are the things you wish you could do better?
Have some motivation.

18. Do you like who you are?
Depends on my mood.

19. Summer or winter?
Depends. If there's snow, winter. If there's only cold hard rainstorms like in Washington, I'll stick to summer.

20. Rain or sun?
Sun!

21. List 2 odd things about yourself?
1) I was born with my eyes open.
2) On my left hand, my ring and index finger are equal length. However, on my right hand, my index finger is longer.

22. Pop or Hip hop?
Both of them are mostly crap, but also both of them have some good stuff too. I find them equal.

23. How many scars do you have?
One that I know of.

24. Do you wear spiked wristbands, Collars & belts?
Nope.

25. Do you own anything from Hot Topic?
I wish I had some of the video game shirts.

26. Windows or Mac?
Windows. I like my toolbar.

27. Nyc Trpp or Lip Service?
I have no idea D:

28. Steak or Chicken?
Depends how it's prepared.

29. Favorite Color(s)?
Purple

30. Anime or Manga?
Manga

31. Beer or wine?
I hate alcohol. >wo

32. Goth or Emo?
Goths, I guess. They do have some cool people, unlike emos who just whine. D:

33. How many pairs of shoes do you have?
At least 9 that I actually use. 5 that I use most often.

34. What is the most amount alcohol you ever drank in one day?
About one gulp of champagne. I spat out the rest.

35. Cold or Hot?
Hot if I'm alone, but cold is nice if you have someone to cuddle with.

36. Favorite pair of pants?
One that I mysteriously disappeared. T-T

37. Do you like your user name?
I wish I could change it now that I'm not that keen on Naruto anymore.

38. Have you tried any drugs?
Aside from the alcohol, no.

39. If you have? what drugs?
-

40. Do you have a myspace/Facebook page?
No.

41. Pizza or Kebabs?
Pizza.

42. Are you are nice person?
I try to be.

43. How old are you?
18

44. Spikes, studs or eyelets?
wha?

45. Do you like your music loud?
Depends what music.

46. Kind hearted?
To people I care about.

47. Holden or Ford?
Ford, I guess.

48. Annoying?
Yes. T-T

49. Do you like PLZ accounts?
Some of them are funny.

50. Do you own a car or motor bike?
I just learned how to drive.

51. Do you like The Presets?
who?

52. Do you keep secrets?
I'm terrible at keeping them.

53. Should they release criminals from jail if they have killed someone?
If they take pills to contain... ]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/24555180/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/24555180/ Sat, 02 May 2009 20:35:49 PDT Which is nice because you know, I've never felt like part of a group outside of the internet.
Aside from rude and smelly basement dweller, people were really nice. It seems like they've been really wanting members too.
(there was someone who was older, and yet shorter than me at 4'11" wow)

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/24421140/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/24421140/ Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:58:35 PDT
]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/23216043/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/23216043/ Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:45:20 PST
You can ask me THREE questions. No matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random they are. I will answer 100% truthfully.

Let's see if I get any responses.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/23042632/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/23042632/ Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:59:02 PST [link]

Wait for it to load, and look at the bottom.
New metroid game? Already?
WOO!

And that's not the best part, according to a Japanese translator, it might talk about "another side to the story..." in the description
...
Do we get to play as the space pirates?!?!?
Ridley??
Can I wait?
No.


]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/22432842/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/22432842/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:16:23 PST Yah, I got my hands on the latest version too - AND it's pressure sensitive! After having to start anew with my laptop I lost psp9, and since I was moving, couldn't find the disk to reinstall, hence the lack of... uh, anything these last six months.

Maybe I'll get back on it, but... I've been really distracted.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/22191498/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/22191498/ Thu, 25 Dec 2008 13:26:25 PST And you know, being snowed in is cool and all UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF CHOCOLATE... and CHESTNUTS. T-T Epic FAIL.

And now it's snowing again, really hard. Oh noes

Also, today is my mom's birthday... Do you know how HARD it is to find a CAKE on CHRISTMAS??
Really hard.
Srsly.

Anyway, I hope you guys have better luck that I do regarding that. Have a nice time!

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/21836814/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/21836814/ Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:49:32 PST
Ryel: lol @ u u stupid greggil
Rey: I'm no human, I'm a dragon, bitch! D<
Ryel: lol yah & my momma is the queen of cambodia lol
Rey: Yo momma is so fat, I bet she IS Cambodia lololol

Stupid siamese fighter fish, always picking and looking for a fight.

Yeah, I do have an overactive imagination.

In other news, anyone remember this old collab of mine?;
[link]
Yeah, ooold.
Anyway, there's some news regarding that. Apparently MGA lost a lawsuit against Mattel which implied that MGA has no right to be manufacturing the Bratz line, and never had a right to manufacture them. Why? Because creator Carter Bryant was still technically working for Mattel when he gave the design to MGA.

[link]

of course, considering that this guy is 98% likely to be a sexist jackass, I wasn't expecting an angel out of him.

Honestly, I just want these things burned to the ground. Unfortunately, I'm not sure that's gonna happen, especially considering how much they sold. It's difficult to predict what will be their (hopefully horrible) fate.


Also, this;
[link]
Definite watch.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/21590240/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/21590240/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:45:09 PST
^This is for a bio paper I have to do.

Ok, maybe for you non-geeks this is okay, but there is ONE MAJOR FLAW in this whole thingamajiggo.

World + lots of oxygen = cold, dry climate -> ice age
World + lots of carbon dioxide = warm, wet climate -> mass extinction

World + lots of oxygen CANNOT CONTRIBUTE to a warm, wet climate. THEY ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

And the only thing you had to do was wiki "mass extinction" THASSIT. And you'd have enough knowledge to know that I'm submitting to a lie, A LIE.

H4X!!

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/21441172/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/21441172/ Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:43:51 PST Okay, would you, or your family members, be very happy if some church randomly decided to baptize you as the complete opposite of what you died for? Now, I'm not a 100% Israeli sympathizer, I've got lots of reasons to criticize them - along with pretty much everyone. But the fact that the LDS church is baptizing victims of the holocaust as Mormons despite survivors' and families' of the deceased attempt to stop them is absolutely DEFILING*. I mean, come on, even if a Mormon is reading this; How would you feel if victims of your own persecutions were decided upon by the Catholic church to suddenly be baptized as Catholics? Hey, you wouldn't be very happy either. The fact that the LDS church is doing this is just absolutely disgusting, and it's doing the complete opposite to help Mormons' reputation.

Much outrage.

*Particularly defiling when it comes to the Homosexual victims of the Holocaust, considering the LDS's stance on gay marriage.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/21328887/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/21328887/ Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:10:58 PST WOOOOOO!

Thank god, I'm so sick of this freakin spam mail and commercials. They suck elephant balls on a stick. With soy sauce.

I just hope he doesn't get killed.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/20729728/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/20729728/ Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:16:23 PDT WEIGHT ON MY CHEST GTFO
SLEEP HERE I COME!

(although, it's only step 1 of the process, but at least there's progress to a final conclusion)

YESSSS! It wasn't anything from The Notebook but hey, what could I expect from a gamer?

Now I can finally concentrate on Uni!



]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/20670238/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/20670238/ Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:37:36 PDT STRESS AT HOME
STRESS ON THE INTERNET
STRESS

THANKS TO YOU
YES YOU, EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT
I CAN'T SLEEP
BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID
GAAAAAH. -slits wrists-
oknotrlybutI'mkindapissedoffrightnowthanks

P.S.: love sucks
P.S.S.: I hate studying

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/20291782/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/20291782/ Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:37:39 PDT Kay, so my dad worked for Aphis and had to be stationed in foreign countries and shit. In total we've been out of this country for 16 years, going to Argentina, to Bermuda, to Mexico and then to Vienna. I won't tell you every country I have ever visited to make it less harsh on you guys and myself.
Anyway, outside we lived in rented houses but we had our house bought and (years ago) paid for here in Vancouver, WA. and what we did, to gain some money and help pay the mortgage off was to rent it out to people.
Weeeelll, we ended up going back there and it was a complete mess. It looked like something out of a RE game. Here's what I sent in an e-mail to my friend Mark.

_{" ...The poor house was a disaster! I didn't even want to sit on the carpets cause they were so disgusting, there were crayon marks on the walls, the kitchen floor was all sticky, there was chewing gum under one of the cabinets, there were fruit loops hidden around everywhere, there's fungus on the garage door, the amount of what used to be dust bunnies was a foot high in places (I'm not shitting you, I'm serious), some of the light switches were completely broken, the walls were... not white anymore, the yard hadn't been watered in probably years and was overrun with weeds (we later found out that the tenants would park their cars over the front yard), there's a humongous nest of wasps under the shed, I got chased by man-eating locusts trying to get the stairs out of the shed, there's trash all over the yard and worst of all... there was a rat loose. Simply put, I was half expecting a zombie to crawl out from somewhere because the house looked like something out of a Resident Evil or Silent Hill game. I just cannot believe that anybody who wasn't intoxicated could live in that house.."}

So I've had to help my parents fix the house up a bit, and it's been taking up quite a bit of our budget but at least the grass is starting to look green... greenish. It's a small house, we don't have two office rooms like we used to in our last place, but I'm a simple person who is okay in a nice modest house like that. (We can actually eat in the kitchen now, which is a big plus) It's about 1.8k square feet, but the garden is nice. Talking about the yard again, the wasp nest is gone, although there's a few stray ones left that should be gone soon, but what is more interesting is a wild rabbit that comes around once in a while, and on sunday I found a... "present" indicating that something about the size of my dog was roaming about. It's definitely not the rabbit, that I can say for sure. On that day Zaspy (my dog) actually saw the rabbit, but because we don't have a fence fencing the yard in she was dragged down by me - who had her on a leash. Fox terriers are supposed to be great at hunting (or attempting to) rabbits, so even though I doubt she'll catch it (although she is really fast, there's always a chance) she should have fun with whatever likes to roam about. I just hope whatever it was that passed by does have rabies or anything.
So that's that about the house. The other problem is that my uncle Andy is a complete jerk with us. My family staying at his does take up space and all, but the fact is that with us there they are benefiting economically as they don't have to pay daycare (or the gasoline to go there) as we take care of the kids, my mom cleans and does the laundry, we also buy all the food and take them to restaurants. Not to mention we're paying a lot of the gas for their gas-guzzling vehicles and instead of you know, making us feel hospitable and welcomed, my uncle is just looking to see what excuse he can pinpoint to my poor aunt (who is grateful) that we're not all that good, and that we're a pain, etc. He behaves hypocritical - one instance to deduce that would be how he always leaves the garage door open, even through the night, and when my mom leaves it open for ten minutes while she goes to pick up us or one of the kids it's suddenly a bitchfest, etc. The most recent annoying example was one day my aunt dressed up my three year old cousin Andoni in underwear (not diapers, hint) in the morning, and my mom left him in 's and my care for about an hour and a half while she went for the older of the two, Mikel. and I were just casually on the computer, and sis would check on him - watching cartoons, mentioning nothing - every 5 minutes or so. Well, my uncle comes home to find that Andoni had pooped in his pants and he was furious. He went to my mom wh... ]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/19780563/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/19780563/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:18:13 PDT At the same time, you end up with a short complex.
Hence my attempting to compensate...
WTF YOU LOOKING AT? SO WHAT IF I'M 5'2"? (152 cm) D<

Moving on, I'm here in Vancouver, Washington. WOO! I'll be attending the washington state university. Anyone knows anyone else that would be around? Hot guys? XD
WHERE'S THE VIDEO GAME CLUBS AND SHIT?!


Also, messanger plus = win.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/19494453/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/19494453/ Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:42:48 PDT and I are moving to Vancouver, Washington. I managed to get my computer reformatted but that means installing psp9 again (hopefully I can get to convince my parents to buy me the newest version instead). My computer no longer bugged but I can't add anything so far even if I did have the time. Funny though, our temporary place has a pool, a jacuzzi and a sauna even if it's smaller. I took a nice bath in that jacuzzi. Too bad I don't have a boyfriend...

Anyone live near the area who can give me a welcome once I get there?

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/19355520/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/19355520/ Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:41:54 PDT Computer still bugged, so again, can't do anything new.
I hear there's a new jinchuuriki in the manga, but in truth I don't even want to bother.
Soul eater ftw.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/19177471/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/19177471/ Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:46:30 PDT 18 now, and we know what that means.
I'm lega- ... oh fuck.

Edit: it seems my computer caught a virus, I'm on my mother's computer right now but this is gonna get me problems. Dad never wanted to renew our Mcaffee sub and AVG never worked so I am FUCKED.

To cheer me up, gonna do this quiz

How many stupid things I've done.
Although a lot of these aren't stupid at all. o_O

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 0

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 1

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 2

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends (though I know him from outside of deviantart. <.< )
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit. (wassat?)

SO FAR: 7

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (what kind of girl hasn't?)
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have (like you wouldn't know- you know who you are)
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 10

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 14

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging (wassat?)
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 17

*Lack of Level 9*

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 19

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 23

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 25

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 26

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 29

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (north-south hemisphere count?)
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 32

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Coloured With Crayons / Coloured Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 35

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain (18 and still haven't been kissed. ;_; )

SO FAR: 37

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 40

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True (be careful what you wish for. D: )
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 42

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 44

Level 21?

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (my dad's shirts make good PJs. D: )
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 47

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 50

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (not apple, but other things. =x)
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (always)

SO FAR: 53

Level 25
~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/18961380/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/18961380/ Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:54:24 PDT [link]

Sorry for the bad quality, btw, it's actually my sister playing. I'm not good with the Captain.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/18561109/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/18561109/ Thu, 29 May 2008 14:05:38 PDT [link]

Awesome.

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/18346078/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/18346078/ Fri, 16 May 2008 03:16:48 PDT Now, as someone that does have autism I'll tell you why it sucks, and why most of us agree.

1. The current head is batshit crazy. She said if it weren't for her other daughter she would have murdered her autistic daughter and herself.

2. Autism Speaks has no Autistic employees.

3. Autism Speaks does not allow autistics to deliver speeches or to speak up at there conferences and stuff like that under the grounds that it would be "inappropriate."

4. Autism Speaks spent 14000$ of their donated money suing a 14 year old blogger who criticised them.

5. AS does not even support a cure, it supports early detection; In other words abortions of autistic fetuses.

6. AS says that 1 out of every 156 are affected by autism and makes it seem as if they're all severely low functioning when the majority of those are in fact high functioning such as myself.

7. Autism has benefits.

P.S.: I'll be in Madrid until Thursday.

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If it does happen, I hope it doesn't get screwed over like that Super Mario Bros movie from back in the 90s *thunder strikes&woman screams.* That, and Ridley getting a personality. Seriously!! Give him a personality and intelligence! Hopefully the slick and charming 20s mobster villain type thatwouldbesuchachangefromwhatwegenerallysee personality.
Cause that would be sweet.
And you know it.
-hands over the crack- >_>

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-looks again-
When is this thing gonna end? Any estimates?

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/17547142/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/17547142/ Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:54:57 PDT The loser who spends less than ideal time on the internet here.
No, I am not fat, ugly delusional or depressed. I have a brain anomaly that dislikes highly social situations.
And guess what?
I did not click on my firefox icon for the first time today to be the clown at your 4th birthday party. I'm here to talk to people I would otherwise be making an ass of myself in front of IRL.
Yes, talk to people.
But just like any relationship offline, I am not a toy made for your entertainment alone.
You know what that means? It means you have to stick around for the bad times too.
*gasp* No, I am not part of some weird video game!!! I have organs and feelings and a life too you know!
I'm so fucking sick of staying up to ungodly hours of the morning to be able to y'know, talk to people I've gotten close to and care about *gasp* only for
"Oh sorry, I'm gonna go do something else, later."
It seems as if everyone has been doing it recently.
And guess what?
It makes me feel bad, it makes me feel like a worthless waste of breath.
I've had enough of that shit already. This is supposed to be internet, y'know? Where I get to meet people that are geeky and can relate and befriend me, y'know?
I've been told I'm a smart person by almost everyone offline who has really gotten to know me (if only they could truly convince me), I'm worth talking to, really! Ok, so I don't know how to start or maintain conversations very well, but don't take me for my lack of social skills!
... Even if I do require a little more effort to understand.

Reya's out. I'm going to do something fun/productive because talking to you isn't.
Doesn't that give you a warm fuzzy feeling?

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/17426530/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/17426530/ Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:22:03 PDT It's funzorz.
4124-4843-6681
so addzorz me.

(I play as a white meta knight, my sister as marth)

]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/17145884/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/17145884/ Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:19:26 PST
Make a Wish!!!
This type of chain letter typically promises to grant wishes for or smite the receiver, depending on how many people it is forwarded on to. In the past, these chain letters would commonly have epic Ascii art that would appear to be animated while scrolling down. Now the lazy writers merely attach sickeningly cute animated gifs to their chain letters, along with the latest virus.

[Go on and make a wish!!!] [Not that, you pervert!!] [Go on and make a wish!!!] 0

Make a wish!!!

No, really, go on and make one!!!

Oh please, they’ll never go out with you!!!

Wish something else!!!

Now scroll down!

Hope you made a great wish! Now, to make you feel guilty, here’s what I’ll do: First of all, if you don’t send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It’s true! Because, THIS letter isn’t like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here’s how it goes:

Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.

Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

he Guilt Inducer
SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DON'T STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME"""""

The Bull

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since at least 100 years ago. This is absolutely incredible because there was no e-mail then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

Bizarre Horror Story ..1: Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of shit, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell like shit, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!

Bizarre Horror Story ..2: Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat lolcats every day for eternity. This Could Happen To You Too!!!

Bizarre Horror Story ..3: Ferguson Montgomery, a cute little puppy from Boston, had received this letter, and totally ignored it. When walking on the lawn last Thursday, he was suddenly abducted by his neighbour Bluto, felt gay rape for the first, second and sixty-third time, and then was banished to a U.S. Navy battle ship to satisfy over 9000 dograping sailors. This Could Also Happen To You!!!

Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley, Bip and Ferguson Montgomery. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay. Don't break the chain!!!

Annoying Poetry

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends!!!

Friends

A friend is someone who is always at your side,

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you’ve been eating catfood,

A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes,

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you’ve soiled yourself,

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life,

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats,

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn’t speak much English… * no, sorry that’s the cleaning lady,

A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants... ]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/17088256/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/17088256/ Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:18:14 PST [link]

^Just to show you shouldn't believe everything you hear.
Somehow I'm wondering how these guys have gotten away with this fraud. I might make a rant!pic about this sometime.

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I suggest that if you live in one of these cities or nearby, you join the cause!

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]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/16566005/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/16566005/ Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:50:21 PST Do not read if you do not give a shit about Brawl/Nintendo or do not want spoilers!!



Anyway guys, Super Smash Brothers Brawl is coming out real soon and if you've been checking up the SmashDOJO website you know what this game really is. It's extremely anticipated and for good reason, am i rite?

Unfortunately, if you've had the gal to hang out with tourneyfags () as I have for a while now you would not be jumping for joy, but bracing yourself for disappointment.
Why?
Well, apparently the roster has just been leaked. It goes as follows;

Mario
Donkey Kong
Link
Samus (including ZSS)
Kirby
Fox
Pikachu
Marth
Mr. Game and Watch
Luigi
Diddy Kong
Zelda (including Sheik)
Pit
Metaknight
Falco
Pokemon Trainer (Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard)
Ike
Snake
Peach
Yoshi
Ganondorf
Ice Climbers
King Dedede
Wolf
Lucario
Ness
Sonic
Bowser
Wario
Cel-shaded Link
Captain Falcon
Captain Olimar
ROB (there is a debate on whether it is the toy ROB, ROB64, ROB from Star Fox or the common enemy ROB)
Jigglypuff
Lucas

If you take a glance at my webcam in my profile page you'll know exactly what I think of this and why.

THE ROSTER SUCKS.

To put it bluntly, the roster looks more like of what Melee should have been instead of the game Sakurai was making "as if it were the last in the series."

The sad thing though, it's not like any other "leaked" rosters; I'm not exactly aware of the details, but apparently it's been confirmed by some dudes who have been right in the past.
The funny thing is though, if it's true Sakurai just managed to piss off some of the most rabid character supporters out there - The Krystal, Ridley, Geno, Isaac and Megaman ones. Expect Sakurai's house to be set on fire if it's the case.

I'm trying to look for strong arguments against this roster, because I know there are some so uh... well, I can't exactly say stay tuned, can I?

EDIT: Apparently there was a confirmation of Ridley on this Japanese site.
Original: [link]
Google translated: [link]
It's supposed to be a similar version to Brawl Central in Japan, I think. To put it simply; very reliable. I don't know who this Mr. Lee Road is, but what he's saying is basically being put forth as fact because they're putting spoiler tags and stuff.

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http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/16176996/ Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:53:25 PST Not interested? Go do something else.

The first one involved me waking up at 9:30 AM (which is pretty early for me, lawl) only to get soaked because my window was somehow flung open and sleet was falling on me and it was really uncomfortable. I went to close it and flung myself back on by bed - only to continue getting wet cause I was groggy and had only closed it halfway, so I had to close that too... Oddly enough, there was sleet when I -actually- woke up. Sometimes I think I can predict rain when I'm in a mid-conscious state, as it's always raining or snowing when I am sick and stuff.

The second is more intriguing, and a bit confusing too. We had hired this obnoxious man for something (plumber, electrician, don't remember) who was an ass, but then he started reading a series of books we had scattered around the house (which, I really don't) and ended up solely reading them, and making a mess to find the second, third, etc. installments (I think there were about four or six total). It starts with a man picking up a series of journals 100 years after an investigation- which starting even before the investigation were famously read and published and even had a painting. The story 100 years before is set on this setting which resembles the 1700s, and where if a woman is found guilty of adultery she is executed. The physical story, the one my employee is reading, describes the details of what happened in a regular story-like manner; A woman was under the suspicion of adultery as she often went to the house of a neighbor under the excuse that she was helping take care of the children the neighbor often kept around (though it is never really said she was guilty as charged or not). It turns out that she is the heroine of these famously read journals which involved a very romantic story. When the woman is executed, her last wish is to die posed exactly like the painting based on these journals - involving a rainbow veil and a rainbow dress (it's one of those fabrics that looks dark but shines different colors) in a parody of a widow outfit. I'm not exactly sure how she ended up dying, but her husband ended up deeply regretting it. In the end, it is sure that the woman was the heroine of the journals, but whether the actual writer of the journals was her husband or the man she was accused of having an affair with is never made clear.
Pretty neat, huh?

My third dream is nowhere near as odd or deep. An old sage visits a second or third grade class (through the window. O_o) and tells the teachers that he will have the students see some strong, but necessary images. He says that it will probably affect Renji the most. Renji is a half-demon, and has scales all over his body except for the bottom of his feet, the palms of his hands and his face (his father is an iguana demon). Of course, the poor boy is teased by his classmates. The boy starts to draw in a secluded area away from the rest of the group near the windows. I could only see his back at this point, but he seemed to be struggling with an unknown force (it seems that the old man, while I couldn't see him at this point, was actually drawing -for- Renji via telekinesis or something like that). Then I got to see the picture; apparently it involved a severed reptilian monster head (I don't know if it was a snake or a dragon, but it had a long neck, of course Renji would have issues against those sorts of things). On the part which was severed (aka, bloody) there were five circles. The first one involved an image of what beauty was thought of (a face), and the circle was small. They got larger and had uglier images. The fifth and last one had an outline of Renji's hand and below it were words; "This is me, Renji." The poor kid was deeply disturbed by what the old man had made him draw.
At the end of class, when the kids were leaving, Renji sees some other boys talking about what their mom tells them "My mom thinks I'm a jealous person!" but Renji thinks my mom thinks I'm a monster... although he doesn't join them. Fast forward to his house (which looks like a dojo) and you see that he is joined by his father and grandmother, which are like 18 ft tall anthropomorphic iguanas (mom doesn't appear at all). Renji decides to go take a walk, but he drops the sage's drawing as he leaves. His dad picks the drawing up, and both him and the grandmother look worried about what it could mean.

And that's it. Weird, huh?

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http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/16088000/ Tue, 25 Dec 2007 03:58:49 PST I was supposed to get an ipod, but because of bad weather conditions it came too late. But it's okay, cause mom got me a dragon plush (I collect those) and my dad some flowers.
I also got some Japanese junk food.
Then there's $100 from my grandparents, some pretty amber earrings and one of those fancy pearl necklaces. <3
My German tutor got me The Seventh Cross, which is something I've been wanting to read. It's supposed to be really difficult to obtain too!
I wish I could give too, but it's a bit difficult when you don't have your own income yet.
Ah well.

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http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/15995611/ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:07:57 PST This is gonna be great.

I'll probably get back around to Nekomata's Jinchuuriki and adding some more artz.

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]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/15575490/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/15575490/ Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:04:38 PST
Meanwhile I've been checking out the latest on Nintendo and how plain awesome they are (unlike manga-ka, game companies can never really do wrong so long as they don't decide on a continuous plot -coughSoniccough-) and holy shit dudes, Phantom Hourglass is awesome, I'm expecting to play Galaxy soon and Brawl will be coming in February! Loads of exciting things going on there. I'm particularly looking forward to SSBB because I'm expecting to play as Ridley, whom is pure awesome in the Metroid games.

Do I plan on eloping with Nintendo? Kind of. Naruto canon isn't really doing it for me and hasn't done much in the last year other than piss me off at times. Still, I'm not really abandoning it like I did the sonic fandom way back when because I really still enjoy the roleplays I have with muh gals where Yugito is alive and my fave pairings are canon. And I'm still looking forward to seeing Gaara reappear once in the manga. So no fear, honeys.

Anyway, uh, Reya is out.

P.S: By the way guys, I'll be going to Paris from Wednesday, so you won't see me this weekend.
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Stop! Theory time! -pelvic thrust dance-

In case anyone forgot, that's Sai's brother on the left. He looks a lot like Suigetsu, doesn't he?

Not saying anything about how they're related/same person/etc, but it does look suspicious.

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~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/14394098/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/14394098/ Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:13:41 PDT Semi-rant, spoilers for 367.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

Click on the above plox.

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http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/14332198/ Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:08:06 PDT Talking about Naruto's mom, it's crack theory time; does anybody notice that she seems to be described exactly like Karin is? Red head and loud mouth, and we don't know where Karin is from...
Maybe Karin and Naruto are brother and sister (depending on Karin's age) or cousins? O_o I doubt it's the former though, but it's possible.
Also, I've kind of seen Jiraiya's death coming for a long while now, but it's still going to be a shocker when he goes.

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~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/14261032/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/14261032/ Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:12:45 PDT [link]
READ NAO. D<

In other news:
I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! *whine*

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]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/14025657/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/14025657/ Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:16:27 PDT I'm back in Vienna, just to find out I got tagged. >_>

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
A vowel is long when it is followed by an "h," as in Stahl (stahl) (steel).

German for dummies. XD

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
That guy from Dateline and his Ipod stealing investigation thingy.

4. Without looking guess what time it is?
About four.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:54

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A bird in the distance

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Talking to the neighbor.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
~EtrnlPeace tagging me with this. >_>

9. What are you wearing?
My PJs (cause I'm jetlagged and lazy)

10. Did you dream last night?
Something about getting in trouble cause my dog was sick and I did something I shouldn't. o_O

11. When did you last laugh?
When my sister had a blonde moment playing TP.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
lamps, light switches, plug ins, a smoke detector and a painting.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My terrier... without her terrior mustache.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
One of the more dumb ones I've taken.

15. What was the last film you saw?
The Simpsons Movie

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
An awesome house. (Been watching that house channel. >8U)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know?
Who are you?
Uh, I collect stuffed dragons?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
Reduce the population to 1/10th.

19. Do you like to dance?
I hate dancing.

20. George Bush:
Is a fucktard.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kaida.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Thomas. My dad is still pissed about me not being Thomas the fifth. XD

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Totally.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't believe in gods. >_o
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~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13822767/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13822767/ Sat, 21 Jul 2007 15:35:53 PDT I'm in the States, and while I did bring my tablet, I'm too lazy to move it around and plug it in.
I've been as spoilt as hell for Harry Potter, which I will read in my several long hour flight back to Vienna.
-dives into Avatar fandom- Zutara ftw!
Now, what I don't get is how is it that Zutara is popular due to subtle hints, but GaaSaku is hinted at in almost the same way and nobody ever thinks of it? Sasuke, I blame you.
Look what I found: . We all know what that means, right?
OH MY GOD A DRAGON! I need a new ID...
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... ]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13763764/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13763764/ Mon, 16 Jul 2007 23:15:25 PDT And then they go to Monterrey...
Now, I LIVED in the 3rd largest city in Mexico, and let me tell you; it looks more gringo than several actual places in the States. There's malls, there nice highways, hotels, tall buildings, etc, etc. It's a CITY.
But what do they do? They just shoot around some of the outskirts of the city, making our rightfully 3rd largest city look like a rural PUEBLO! Hell, I doubt that was even Monterrey, it looked more like Montemorelos, a town up north more of the pueblo image.
YOU'RE ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! PEOPLE WATCH YOU FOR FACTS AND INFO, AND YOU GIVE THEM ALL THIS CRAP ANYWAY!

Is this the first time this has happened? No. The shitty movie "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" had something equally shitty. It was shot in my parents hometown San Miguel de Allende, a town little changed than when it was built almost 500 years ago made for a group of natives living there, therefore it's a historical town. But guess what? The town was shown as some central point in Mexico like a capital of some sort with the president and all, even if this WASN'T a historical film? Why must you insist on keeping our image to some fucking rascist 50s cartoon?! Is it going to make you lose so much money? It had all the modern FBI crap yet it portrayed Mexico as it were in the 50s!

Fuck off, plz.
And I'm switching to National Geographic.

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~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13640214/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13640214/ Fri, 06 Jul 2007 22:14:53 PDT And I really, really don't get it.
Maybe it's my own fault, I was so teased and lonely when I was a childhood, I can easily become friends with anybody that provides me care and comfort.
So I don't get WHY people are just so WILLING to throw a potential friendship away because of fictional pairings.
It's one of the reasons I hate this absolutely ridiculous sasusaku-narusaku war; I make friends with both sides (even if I wouldn't want to, I don't have much of a choice because the gaasaku fanbase is small) because either they're nice or funny or both and you have no idea how painful it is to see them fighting and hating each other, because, hey, if they can make friends with me, why can't they make friends with each other? It's not like either of them are mean/cruel people.
Oh wait, fictional pairings in a manga are in the way. And I thought I was bad.
I don't even care if it's gaasaku anymore, all I want is for some alternate Sakura pairing to happen, so that the fanturds leave, and the rest of the fans can realize how stupid they were, shake hands and become friends.
Fail, guys, really big fail.

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http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13551786/ Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:59:37 PDT [link]
Go and fave&comment.
Now.
P:

EDIT: I'm going to go to gringolandia for a few weeks, so I won't be active too much. I'll try to see if I can check my messages and stuff, but don't expect me to upload something.

And yes, I know it sucks to be on a plane on my birthday. P: (July 3rd)

(sorry if this message was sent twice )
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http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13460431/ Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:40:52 PDT
1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)?
Gaara, Yugito and Naruto.

2. What is your favorite pairing?
GaaSaku, KibaYugi and NaruHina. XD

3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Hentai, yaoi creeps me out when it comes to the porn. >_o;;

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
No. I'd like to, though.

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
Volumes 1-13, Naruto and Kakashi plushies... For now.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
Kind of with Gaara in a friendship way.

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
NaruHina all the way.

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
They both suck, but SasuSaku is worse I guess.

9. Which team is your favorite?
None really.

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
It makes sense.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
Totally!

12. Your favorite akatsuki member?
The dead ones. >:3

13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?
Neutral. I used to hate him, now I'm just not interested.

14. Have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)
No Gaasaku, no filler watching. >

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yep.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Hell yeah! Go ADHD! -has adhd- XD

17. Sub or dub?
Subbed.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
I support that bitch. XD;;

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
Funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Yes.

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Funny ass. XD

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Deidara, Haku and Yashamaru. Duh. XD

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?
He's weird, and that makes him awesome.

24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?
OOC = bad.

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
Yes

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
Eh, sorta.

27. Do you like lemons?
Yes! *_*

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
Mom reads the VIZ manga. XP

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
No.

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Yep.

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Yes. Getting people hooked to stuff is a talent of mine. 8D

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto or something like that in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?"
Sorta.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
Nope.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
No.

35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?
Nope. Mom pays all. 8D -spoilt brat-

36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise?
I'd give it a shot. XD

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
For the second time, HELL NO. Besides, we all know that the Akatsuki Leader is Sakura's dad. -shot- Okay, not really, but how awesome would that be? 8P

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
Yeah, too lazy to go and count though.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
He's better in his second stage. 8P -weirdo-

40. Do you have a naruto OC?
Yeah, I guess.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life?
Manga has taken over a good portion of it, yes. XD

Go take, I don't like tagging people, if you wanna take it go ahead.

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~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13136404/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13136404/ Tue, 29 May 2007 09:58:37 PDT
Apparently the in denial hardcore Christians are being fucktards again and are taking their stupid denial so far they're making an alternate history museum, where they say bullshit like dinosaurs and people lived at the same time, their main arguement being because "the bible says so."
These people should be thrown in jail for scientific fraud.
This is an outrage, sometimes I wish I could get into politics so I can get people like this locked up under religious extremism and general terrorism of the scientific community. The whole crap thing is that they're too arrogant to believe they are related to monkeys and not some kind of stupid image of god on earth. They say they're "evangelists" but they don't know crap about their own bible, because they forget that the old testament also says to kill everybody that doesn't believe in the same thing they do, and also to kill anybody that works on Saturday. They also don't have a clue that the number seven in ancient hebrew culture was symbolic for "infinity", which means the world is still being shaped, aka: evolution is even supported by the bible!

This especially sucks for me because I want to study paleontology. As soon as I finish High School and get a doctorate in University I will do whatever I can to wipe out this idiocy.

GTFO of my CENTURY!

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http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/13011179/ Sat, 19 May 2007 09:10:18 PDT
Anyway, here's the thing; ask me anything from what created the big bang to why the hell am I doing this instead of playing pokemon pearl.
Thing is, I'm not doing your homework for you, only stuff like the above questions.

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The character I love the most: The jinchuuriki
The character I'm the most like: Gaara, Temari and Shikamaru. O_o
The character I wish I were more like: Ino, she seems to know how to manage people and herself and I kinda need that. XD
The character I wish I could get rid of: Akatsuki I guess.
The best looking character: Yugito, duh.
The character with the best personality: Naruto, Sakura, Chouji.
The funniest character: Naruto, Sai, Pakkun (wish he'd come back), there was also something funny about Hidan I can't put my finger on.
The most boring character: Sasuke and Itachi
The most annoying character: Team Snake because I want to see TEAM EIGHT AND GAARA NOW!!!
The most tragic character: Gaara and Yugito.
The first character I fell in love with: Naruto.
The character I used to not like but now I do: None, really. I could say Sakura, but I never disliked her, just her crush on Sasuke.
The character I used to like more than I do now: None.
The character I like that everyone seems to hate: Sakura until 347, the fangirls target Karin now. XD People are so predictable...
The most overrated character: The Akatsuki
If I could date one character, I would choose: Suigetsu? I don't know, so don't ask.
If I could marry one character, I would choose: Kiba or Naruto. x3 -loves guys like that-
I want to have hot sex with this character: I'll keep my virginity, thank you. -_-
I think this character and I would make good friends: Gaara, Hinata, Chouji.
I would love to slap this character: I'd love to kick the Akatsuki's ass, thank you. I'd also like to rant at Gaara for being impolite enough to not apologize to Sakura for the incident in the first chuunin exams and not to thank her for saving his brother's life, srlsy! D<
I wish I could bring this dead character back into the series: If I haven't made it obvious enough, Yugito. I'm still pissed at Kishimoto and I will keep being so unless he pulls off the old DBZ trick with the demons or something.
This male character could be mistaken as a girl: Haku, Yashamaru and Deidara
This villain can't be forgiven: Akatsuki for touching MY JINCHUURIKI!
This character could win every fight: Naruto.
This character improves the most during the series: Sakura and Gaara had the most changing character development.
This character reminds me of my best friend: None really match him.
This character reminds me of my favourite character in another series: Sakura and Amy Rose are long-lost relatives I tell ya. xD
This character reminds me of my favourite song: Songs remind me of characters, not vice-versa. xP
This character reminds me of my favourite movie: None.
This character deserves more fans: The kunoichi hands down.
The character nobody should hate: I find it kind of silly to hate any fictional character. :/ As for disliking, of the obvious ones I see no proper reason to dislike Naruto, Hinata or Chouji.
The character with the coolest look: The coolest design? Yondaime, the female Akatsuki member, Gaara and Yugito.
The character with the coolest ability (if applicable): Naruto.
This character did something that made me mad: Sakura when she fangirled Sasuke and bullied Naruto.
This character is the reason I keep watching the series: Gaara.
These two characters would make a good couple: Hwooo. Naruto and Hinata, Gaara and Sakura, Ino and Chouji, Shikamaru and Temari, Anko and Iruka, Kiba and Yugito and I think that's it. XD
These two characters never meet, but I wish they did: Kiba and Yugito. (Anko and Iruka have met I think. xD)
These two characters would never work together: As in pairings I think would seriously never work, Sasuke and Sakura, Sai and Ino, and Gaara and Hinata are the hands down pairings I can never see working out ever.

I'm not tagging anyone, take it if you like it.

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~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/12681985/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/12681985/ Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:11:58 PDT But she and really want Raikage!Yugito art to follow Hokage!Naruto and Kazekage!Gaara.
Anyone up for it?
Please? ;-;

And go watch now. D<
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]]> ~tanuki-kage http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/12442328/ http://tanuki-kage.deviantart.com/journal/12442328/ Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:27:55 PDT I hate it when SasuSakuers pay off their guilt of liking that pairing by strongly supporting NaruHina even if they're not conscious about it. Why do you think there's sasusakuers almost always like naruhina, but naruhinaers don't always like sasusaku? Or why, while sasusakuers often have naruhina, narusakuers can't decide between kibahina, sasuhina or nejihina? Its obvious.
Now, normally I wouldn't give a shit, but obsessive bitches like heronite/mizura take advantage of that and write shit "essays" that everybody, being guillible teenagers that they are, eat it all up and with so many sasusaku-naruhina fans, start believing crap that there are the same reasons to hate naruhina as there is to hate sasusaku.
WRONG.
NaruHina is not like SasuSaku, at all. If it were I'd hate it as much as I hate SasuSaku, and as someone that hates sasusaku and loves naruhina, I am profoundly insulted at the very idea that they're exactly the same. They're not, and they never were.
Sasusaku is shallow and naruhina is probably one of the most deepest pairings in the manga along with gaasaku (I just am a bigger fan of maingirl/antihero pairings). We're not talking about a girl that had a little thing for Naruto in part one, we're talking about a girl that dared to care about Naruto when nobody else did and when everyone underestimated him. We're talking about a guy that wins over the world and could get any girl he wanted, but instead manages to see the "shy, dark weirdo" that always was there for him even if he didn't realize it, and that I like to call maturity. We're talking about getting past family feuds. We're talking about a girl who had a past comparable to a jinchuuriki's leaving her with an extremely introverted personality, but somehow managing to get past that thanks to Naruto (similar situation to Gaara). We're talking about one of the only times a character actually returned that and made Naruto stronger too. We're talking about obvious sun/moon parallels. We're talking about the complete involvement of team Kurenai in the manga. We're talking about an incredibly versatile pairing just like gaasaku.

I could go on and on, but most importantly, we're talking about LOVE.

That is why I'm a naruhina fan, and I'll be damned if I let you accuse it of the same reasons why I so profoundly hate sasusaku.

Reya's rant against stupid and/or untrue reasons to hate NaruHina

Believe: NaruHina ship manifesto, and why there's more to NaruHina than just it being "cute."

“An Enduring Faith”, A.K.A. “Why I dislike Mizura’s reasons for disliking Naruto/Hinata as a Hinata fan”
(In other words: Mizura getting pwned)

You piss Reya off, you get your ass handed over to ya, or at least get a lecture.

Phew, I just had to rant, I've been particularly preachy over NaruHina lately, maybe because I've been topping around so many narusakuers and naruhina haters, and people just putting them together like if they were the same thing.
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