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Anyways....

Age 7: The incident happened (No I can not reveal what it was but it caused all of Evalie's mental problems)
Age 8: Parents commit 'scuicide' and Evalie is sent to an orphange
Age 16: Goes to the U.S.A after she confesses her first murder to her closest friend
Age 17: Trys to kill her second victim but somehow ended up dating her... Trust me it works but I'm not revealing how
Age 18: Moves in with Rochelle (Yes that was the girl I was talking about)
Age 19: Leaves Rochelle
Age 22: Meets Eidolon
Age 23: Searching for Eidolon with Khami and Aya
Age 24: Gave up looking of Eidolon and lives with Khami, Aya, Libbitina, Sloan and her adopted son who she named Popcicle. Soon after joins Eidolon's team leaving everyone behind.


TADA! It's Evalie's life so far! I mostly draw her at age 23 but I'm still planning on drawing another one at age 23... My pic plans are Age 8, Age 18, Age 23 and Age 24 look forward to them!

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/24035064/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/24035064/ Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:58:09 PDT
BUT NOT THIS YEAR DAMMIT! I WILL BE ULTRA PREPARED FOR HALLOWEEN! So first I was thinking of going as Lavinia from Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus you know that chick how was violently beaten, raped and had her tongue and hands chopped off so she replaced them with tree branches. Cause you know that's a totally normal thing to do when you lose your hands... question is how did she grab the branches and ties them to her wrists if she had no hands? But then I decided against that cause 1) I didn't think many people would get that reference and 2)I honestly didn't want to grow my hair that long and I hate wigs. So then I thought BAM SILENT HILL NURSE! Not the one with short black hair with the ripped open mouth from the first one (although she is cool) the one from silent hill 2 with the bandages wrapped around her face and all that blood and dirty and the busty cleavage (Hey if you got them rock them!) and the rusty steel pipe which I'm planning to add on bits of latex and fake blood so it looks like I've bashed someone in the head with it... then again when I do the creepy nurse walk I'll be dragging the pipe and I might leave a trail of blood which might irk some people... hmm I may have to rethink that... Anyway this idea plus Silent Hill homecoming plus my recent purchase of silent hill comics has caused my love of Silent hill to re-spark so much so I am contemplating having a silent hill themed birthday party, you know with costumes and the whole house looking all creepy and rusty and fun-ness or I'll stick to my original plan of heading down to the shooting range meh it's a while away I got time to change my mind. Anyway I think I got everything... I'll probably be taking photo's of the costume step by step and putting it on D.A if I can find my camera lol I start the mask tommorow!

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/23842655/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/23842655/ Mon, 23 Mar 2009 02:12:57 PDT
Panda October 7th 2007 - March 21st 2009

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/23725188/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/23725188/ Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:07:10 PDT
A
- Available: Nope ^-^ MWAH

- Age: 17

- Annoyance: The flu.... and naps taking way longer then I want

- Allergic: bee stings

- Animal: Kitties!

- Actor: Michelle Rodriguez

B
- Beer: Vodka please!

- Birthday/Birthplace: 27th of August, Adelaide

- Best Friend: Simon

- Body Part on same sex: Her smile

- Best feeling in the world: To be honest really needing to pee for hours and finally getting to a toilet... Don't look at me like that you know it is!

- Blind or Deaf: hmmm I'd rather be blind, I'd go nuts with out me music

- Best weather: Love the rain... Hate the side effects of standing in the rain too long

- Been in Love: Thought I was once, was wrong

- Been bitched out?: What the fuck does that even mean?

- Been on stage?:Yesm... The guy on stage with me forgot his line, freaked out and walked off stage leaving me going "Uh oh what the fuck do I do now?!"

- Believe in yourself?amn straight!

- Believe in life on other planets: Well yeah,I mean there's so many other planets and they did find that bacteria on Mars (Hey it didn't say intelligent life!) But I don't believe in those alien abductions

- Believe in miracles: Miracles as in the slimmest chance of something happening happens, but not divine intervention

- Believe in Magic: No, it is really fun to watch and try and figure out how they do it... then you get those guys who go "You know it's all fake... right?" as if your some kind of idiot

- Believe in God: I like to yell at him when I'm really angry and no one is around

- Believe in Satan: He's my five o'clock tomorrow

- Believe in Santa: SANTA!!! I MISS YOU!!!

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Not really

- Believe in Evolution: Yes, duh

C
- Car: Nissan Pulsar (Is Stacey's done)

- Candy: CURSE YE DIET! THE ONLY TIME I CAN GET FREE CANDY WHILE A FRIEND IS WORKING THE CONCESSION STAND YOU WON'T ALLOW ME TO HAVE MY CANDY!

- Colour: GREEN!!!

- Cried in school:Yesm

- Chocolate/Vanilla: Depends what we're talking about

- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese Please, Mexican to spicy... still love tacos though

- Cake or pie: PIE! Planning a birthday pie this year

- Countries to visit: England and France

D
- Day or Night: Night time, as wannabe emo as it sounds, I love the darkness and the big moon

- Dream vehicle: Motorcycle ^-^

- Danced: Earlier today, in my kitchen, to P!nk, pant less... Good for the soul... but not the neighbors when you realize you left the blinds open XD

- Dance in the rain?: Fun times

- Dance in the middle of the street?: Yesm

- Do the splits?: Use to when I was a kid, then I got my thunder thighs thank you DNA -_-"

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- Eggs: Yum!

- Eyes: Greeney blue

- Everyone has: Cells

- Ever failed a class?: Maths and it wasn't my fault! I changed classes and they didn't enter it in the comp properly so I took a whole bunch of history classes for nothing

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- First crush: In pre-primary I was gonna get married to him but the next day (On my wedding day) HE WAS GONE!!!

- Full name: Melissa Annette Carling (Love my last name! Like the beer and the soccer player!)

- First thoughts waking up: ugggh which bed am I in today? (I switch sleeping spots regularly... dunno why)

- Food: Strawberry gum

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- Greatest Fear: falling into a 1960's well cracking my head open and breaking my limbs but still being alive then realizing there's something lurking in the shadows of the well and knowing there's nothing I can do to stop it then it rips my eyes out so I dunno where it's coming from then being eaten alive... I may have put to much thought into my fears.

- Giver or taker: Giver ^-^

- Goals: Be a housewife

- Gum: I is eating some now!

- Get along with your parents?: Yesm, me and my mother are really close

- Good luck charms: My left big toe!

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- Hair Colour: Soon to be died dark red with purplish highlights (First time I'm getting it done at a salon!)

- Height: 160cm... I am short so very very short

- Happy: Better then being pointlessly sad

- Holidays: Fun!

- How do you want to die: Quickly

- Health freak?: Lately yes

- Hate: MY FLU!

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(In guys/girls)
- Eye colour: Bright eyes like greens or blue

- Hair Colour: Hmm I guess that depends on her facial shape and skin color...... ]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/23151047/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/23151047/ Thu, 12 Feb 2009 06:02:47 PST

What is your character's name?
Evalie Marie McCafe

2. What is your character's name in another language?
Евалие (In Serbian... It was the only one that would change from Evalie!)

3. How old is he/she?
23

4. What is your character's race/species?
English!

5. Do they have a crush?
Well from 17-19 she was in a relationship with Rochelle (Whose fate is yet known to all but the few trustworthy) When she was 22 she met Eidolon and although she may try to kill him or at least stab him in the shoulder every time they meet Evalie has some conflicting emotions towards him.

6. Do they have many friends?
Lets see, her best friend is Khami, then there's Aya, Libbitina, Sloan... and I guess you could sorta count Eidolon and his crew when there is no murder going on.

7. What planet is your character from?
THE MIGHTY BRITLAND!

8. Does your character like to eat?
Don't most living beings?

9. What's his/her favorite food?
Pork

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Strawberry soda mixed with milk

11. Is your character annoying?
Depends who is around her... Most of the time yes

13. Is your character loved?
She likes to think so!

14. Is your character hated?
Thats a big yes!

15. Is she/he emo/goth?
Not really I mean she does have a side fringe but thats just to cover up the eye that got ripped out

16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
I'd have to go with Bi

17. Is she/he a virgin?
No... not really

18. Name 3 hobbies:
Murder
Stalking
Cars

19. Is your character normal?
Yeah uh no

20. Is your character attractive?
I never really found her that sexy but a lot of people have told me she is so naturally I drew her in lingerie!

21. How does your character handle emotions?
Keep it too yourself, bottle it up until it's about to exploded then stab someone preferably Eidolon

22. Does your character have other forms?
Not that I know of

23. Does your character overreact?
All the time

24. Is your character a criminal?
Not unless there is any witnesses left

25. Does your character go to school?
Nope

26. What's his/her IQ?
123

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Nope she is fairly healthy

28. Is your character dead?
No

29. Does your character have a family?
Not anymore

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Yes... It drove her too madness!

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Evalie would say it's when she almost beat Eidolon to death but secretly it's the first time Eidolon grabbed her hand... Of course it was just to pull her out of the way of oncoming death and doom but that doesn't matter

33. Is your character single?
Yep

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Not in a while

35. Does he/she have an element?
What?

36. Do you roleplay your character?
Nope

37. Do you write about your character?
Yep a whole damn book about her time with Rochelle

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
No not at times, just all the time

39. Does your character get depressed?
Sometimes when she thinks about what happened with her parents

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Frogs

41. Does your character have any fears?
None she will share

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Bullets

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Those she can't kill easily

44. Does your character like music?
Who doesn't?

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
80's Rock

46. Is he/she impatient?
Oh yeah

47. What's something funny about your character?
How she over reacts and her lines about strange celebrity's objects such as "Why in the name of Lance Armstrong's missing testicle is there tomato sauce on this hot dog!" Except it would be much better cause I'd actually think about it instead of just pulling it from the top of my head

48. Name 5 nicknames
Miss Screamer, Madame E, Beautiful, Bitch and uhhh Evalie... Can't think of another one

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU?!

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/23095850/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/23095850/ Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:18:04 PST 1. What is your name: Melissa
2. A four Letter Word: Meow
3. A boy's Name: Michael
4. A girl's Name: Michelle
5. An occupation: Medic
6. A color: Mauve
7. Something you wear: Maids uniform
8. A food: Mango
9. Something found in the bathroom: Medicine
10. A place: Mexico
11. A reason for being late: Menstruation
12. Something you shout: "MILK!" (Don't ask)
13. A movie title: Men in Black
14. Something you drink: Milk
15. A musical group: Maroon 5 (Hate that band!)
16. An animal: Maggots!
17. A street name: Madison Avenue (Lol!)
18. A type of car: Mazda
19. A song title: "Murder on the dance floor" by I can't remember
20. A verb: masquerade
21. One word to describe you: Mad! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
22. A Celebrity: Mel gibson!

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22807068/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22807068/ Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:54:49 PST
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EDIT: I've decided to only go as doctor on one day and then just dress up for fun on the next... I doubt anyone cares but meh I'm bored and felt like posting this

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22569061/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22569061/ Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:23:49 PST
That is all

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22391133/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22391133/ Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:20:43 PST 1. Mel
2. Madison
3. Emily

Parts of your heritage:
1. British
2. Australian
3. Irish

Three of your everyday essentials
1. Food
2. Water
3. Organs

Three things you are wearing right now
1. Knickers
2. My bra
3. My cat Panda is on my foot... I guess that counts....

Three of Your Favourite Songs Right Now
1. Nickelback - Someday (An all time favorite)
2. T.A.T.U - Show me love (An oldie I feel in love with again)
3. Queen - Lazing on a sunday afternoon (SO FREAKING RIDICULOUS!)

Three Things You Want in a Relationship
1. Immaturity
2. Someone who wants to talk about the interesting things such as the human mind and reasons for natural human behavior.
3. An awesome rack...

Two Truths and a Lie (in any order)
1. I'm scared of sleeping
2. I hate name tags
3. I'm really a blond

Three PHYSICAL Things that Appeal to You in Girls/Guys
1. She has to have soft skin... I dunno why it's just something I love
2. Wild attitude
3. Psychotic (Am I the only one who think unstable girls are hot?!)

Three of Your Favourite Hobbies
1. Writing
2. Painting
3. Being awesome! ^-^

Three Things You want really badly right now
1. Money
2. A fan
3. A good toner

Three Places You Want to go
1. Paris
2. Japan
3. Italy

Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Find out who Jack the ripper really was
2. Find out the KFC 11 herbs and spices
3. Never die... which defeats the purpose of this question I guess

Three Ways that you are stereotypically a dude

1. I am proud that I can burp the alphabet
2. I hate feminist
3. I have a penis... Or do I?

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22345579/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22345579/ Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:18:30 PST
God I feel sorry for my socks....
If cheese is just milk shaken up what would happen if I poured a jug of milk in my dryer?
I can't believe my cat got a tattoo before I did!
I bet that since this generation is caffeine powered Starbucks is contemplating using the blood from Red Cross as a new way to save money on making coffee
How come I know more about American President's then Aussie Prime ministers?
Seriously why are the rejected meats always the best?! GOD DAMN I LOVE SAUSAGES!
Obama has a myspace page (This is actually true)
If nose never stop growing what happened to Micheal Jacksons?
Every angry person needs to be smothered to death by kittens
I just found one of my long lost shoes.... wheres the other one?
I can't believe your still reading
I'm currently wearing red... and nothing but red.... so much red... Like a lobster... A sexy lobster... ohhhhh yeaaaaahhh smexy lobster
PPPCZ is my pets corporation
Good god my arms are tiny
Who came up with the saying two shakes of a lambs tail? It's stupid
People need more toes in order to function properly
My favorite character Evalie is actually a rip off of Dr.Who, Nobert (From Angry Beavers) Me, Dexter (From Dexter), Nny and Kimmy (From Rugrats)
Rochelle is a rip off of my mum... I got half way through writing when I noticed that she had similar personality traits to my mother and then was disturbed that she is Evalie's lesbian lover
I have a strange lack of smell every now and then it'll kick in but most of the time I can't smell at all.... and yet I can taste just fine
Rochelle's personality is soon to be changed
I love fake movie gore... I mean really love it
Did you know a human can survive without a stomach... It ain't a good life but there alive
Paint comes off walls right?... Please tell me it does
I love the person that invented chocolate marshmallow coffee
If your blind whats the point of paying for electricity? It's not like you need the lights anyway
BEEP BEEP BEEP
When I am queen all beverages will be replace by tasty bbq sauce
Okay the world is starving and over populated, suddenly cannibalism doesn't seem like such a bad idea
Three days grace needs to have a religion of it's own
My freezer is like a death puzzle of doom and sadness
That's all for now my tummy hungers and it must be tamed or many will lose their limbs to keep it happy

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22329386/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22329386/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:39:52 PST (x) Smoked a cigarette?
( ) Smoked a cigar?
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex?

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(x) Are, or have been, in love?
(x) Dumped someone?
(x) Been fired?
(x) Been in a fist fight?

SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(x) Had a crush on an older person? (And dated them too!)
(x) Skipped class?
( ) Slept with a co-worker?
(x) Seen someone/something die?

SO FAR: 8

Level 4
(X) Have/had a crush on one of your deviantART friends? (past tense)(And Dated them too!)
( ) Been to Paris?
( ) Been to Spain?
( ) Been on a plane?
(x) Thrown up from drinking? (1 time and I still say it was the crappy food!)

SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(x) Eaten sushi?
( ) Been snowboarding?
( ) Met someone through internet?
( ) Been in a mosh pit?

SO FAR: 12

Level 6
( ) Been in an abusive relationship?
(x) Taken painkillers?
(x) Loved someone whom you can't have? (Part of me still wants her)
(x) Laid on your back, and watched cloud shapes go by?
( ) Made a snow angel?(IT DON'T SNOW HERE)

SO FAR: 16

Level 7
(x) Had a tea party? (Not by choice)
( ) Flown a kite?
(x) Built a sand castle? (Just the other day!)
( ) Gone mudding?
(x) Played dress-up?

SO FAR: 20

Level 8
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves?
(x) Gone sledding?
(x) Cheated while playing a game? (2 hours ago!)
(x) Been lonely?
(x) Fallen asleep at work or school? (On the first day of high school)

SO far: 25

Level 10
(x) Sat alone, and watched the sun set or rise?
( ) Felt an earthquake?
( ) Killed a snake?

SO FAR: 26

Level 11
(x) Been tickled?
( ) Been robbed or vandalized?
( ) Been cheated on?
(x) Been misunderstood?

SO FAR: 29

Level 12
(x) Won a contest?
( ) Been suspended from school?
(x) Had detention?
(x) Been in a car or motorcycle accident?

SO FAR: 30

Level 13
(x) Have or had braces?
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night? (I don't think you can call yourself a woman unless you have!)
(x) Danced in the moonlight?

SO FAR : 32

Level 14
(x) Hated the way you look?
(x) Witnessed a crime?
(x) Pole danced?
(x) Questioned your heart?
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes?

SO FAR: 36

Level 15
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud? ftw
(x) Been lost?(Every time I walk outside!)
( ) Been to the opposite side of the world?
(x) Swam in the ocean?
(x) Felt like you were dying?

SO FAR: 39

Level 16
(x) Cried yourself to sleep?
(x) Played cops-and-robbers?
(x) Recently colored with crayons, colored pencils, or markers?(They were a xmas gift)
(x) Sang karaoke?
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins?

SO FAR: 43

Level 17
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
(x) Made prank phone calls?
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
(x) Kissed in the rain?(IT IS THE BEST ^-^)

SO FAR: 45

Level 18
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus?
( ) Watched the sunset or sunrise with someone you care about? (I want too!)
(x) Blown bubbles?
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere?

SO FAR: 48

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party?
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people?
(x) Gone rollerskating or rollerblading?
( ) Had a wish come true?
( ) Been humped by a monkey?

SO FAR: 50

Level 20
(x) Worn pearls?
(x) Jumped off a bridge?
(x) Screamed "PENIS!" or "VAGINA!"?
( ) Swam with dolphins?

SO FAR: 53

Level 22
(x) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube/etc.?
( ) Kicked a fish?
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes?(Every time me and Josh meet up which switch shirts)
( ) Sat on a roof top?(I'm terrified of heights!)

SO FAR: 57

Level 23
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs?
(x) Done or attempted a one-handed cartwheel?
( ) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours?(I hate the phone!)
(x) Recently stayed up for a while, talking to someone you care about?

SO FAR: 61

Level 24
( ) Picked and ate an apple right off a tree?
(x) Climbed a tree?
(x) Been in a tree house?
( ) Been scared to watch scary movies alone?

SO FAR: 64

Level 25
( ) Believed in ghosts?
( ) Have had more then 30 pairs of shoes?
(x) Gone streaking? (=
( ) Visited a prison?

SO FAR: 66

Level 26
(x) Played chicken?
(... ]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22174555/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22174555/ Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:19:58 PST
Pastel Pencils
A sketch book
Handmade bath soaps and bath crystals
Natural makeup brush set
A HUGE makeup kit
Acrylic paints
Paint brushes
A hair straightener
A hair brush with natural bristles and gel handle
A chocolate shoe
$100
A box of chocolates
A voodoo doll
and a handmade candle
Oh and a santa's little helper apron

A mighty haul this year! ^-^ Oh and I swear to go if anyone tells me to feel sorry for others that got less I will hurt them... Like it's my fault they got less! It isn't and today I don't give a crap about the shit state of the world!
I've already painted on a canvas with my new paint and brushes, I'll post some pics of it later it's hanging on my wall it's very random looking.... Anyway

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

May santa leave a few cookies behind for you
From
Past Me

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22097872/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/22097872/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:29:06 PST
Don't drink the chocolate
From
Past Me



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]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/21150907/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/21150907/ Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:58:59 PDT
My day

My day started like any normal day for any normal person would. I woke up surrounded by unexplainable piles of jam and a ninja impladed on my left foot and because today is the forth ssaturday of the month I happened to find a pack of weasles fighting deranged pandas... see what I mean just a normal day sorry to be so disappointingly boring..

After cleaning up the mess I waltzed out of my room and stole my neighbours coffee while he was cleaning up the ninjas, pandas, weasles and jam that someone had thrown on his lawn. The coffee sucked it tasted like a sour baby's elbow... but I'm use to it so I finished the coffee.

After finishing the coffee, vomiting it back up then finishing it again I walked out of the house only to realise I was naked. Thoughts of getting dressed had crossed my mind but I decided it was to much effort to get dressed. However the FCC didn't like this and quickly rushed to my front lawn and threw me in a pink dress. Which I then set on fire... but before I could walk away they returned and threw me in a black suit and took my lighter and run... damn FCC

I then walked down the street took three left and ended up back at my house... I need to get a map... So I jumped on some guys back and yelled "RUN PIGY RUN! RUN TO THE MALL!!" Turns out the guy whose back I jumped on was solid snake and he wasn't to happy. But I knew how to deal with him "ALERT!" I screamed and solid snake evolved into a box (YAY POKEMON MEETS METAL GEAR HOW LAME!)

So once snake sneaked away I found another guy who looked simular to that fat chick from scooby doo wait was any of them fat? Well I'm sure after they were fired one of them got fat anyways I pulled out my trust fork and shoved it in his left eye when he asked me why I did that I told him that he had an ant on his eye and that I also needed her map when he told me that made no sence I told him it doesn't you just don't have enough eye power to see the truth.... Then he fainted due to blood loss or pain I dunno I'm not a doctor... yet... Note to self; kill all doctors and then claim to be one

So I took his map and his wallet then walked around following the map. Until I ended up walking into so huge man "opps sorry" I muttered "You betta be sorry I eat nails for breakfast" "Me too! lets be friends" "With a pencil neck freak like you?!" "yep" "NEVER! Not in a million years!" "Oh comon I'll clean your teeth for ya and call you uncle bill no one can resits the charm of that!" "I can and now I'm gonna beat the living hell out of you! Three o'clock after school!" "You go to school your like thirty!" "I AM NOT GOOD AT MATH!!" "Sure thing uncle bill" After that he stromed away and my other uncle bill came up to me "Do you know who that is?" "Who? ya mean uncle bill?" "You named him uncle bill?! he hates the word bill! and hats!" "Oh well I'm sure he'll be fine" "No no! He'll kill you!" "Bah! I fear no man and love every woman" "Wait aren't you a girl?" "Well..." I looked down to make sure my boobs were still there and that I hadn't switched bodies with some guy like some bad movie plot (CURSE YOU ROB SCH... SCHINID... HOW EVERY YOU SAY YOUR LAST NAME!) "Yes I am still a girl why?" It was then I noticed he was carrying a large cage with a rabid pope inside it oh and that he had a name tage that hadn't spelled bill right infact it said nancy "Get the davil child!" yeled uncle bill as he opened the cage. The rabid pope grabed some dirty spoons and began sawing my arms off "NO NO NOT THE SPOONS!"

After a daring escape invloving a lot of lube, a unfortunate cowboy and a penguin outfit... I'll spare you then details but I will say this I lost some of my childhood inocents today...

So anyways after all that it was atlast thre o'clock. I met uncle bill outside his school like he said "You actually showed? I'm amazed" "No your not your amazed and on fire!" The he spontaniously combusted!

THE END
((okay my laptops about to die so I ended it quickly I can't find the cord!!!))

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/21036509/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/21036509/ Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:33:01 PDT Melissa A. C. (THATS ALL YOU GET STALKERS!)
002. Nick name --> Mel,Mouse,Pants,diddims.
003. Status --> On fire
004. Zodiac sign --> Virgo the boringiest one
005. Male or female --> Female
006. Elementary School -->I went to five different ones.
007. Middle school --> John Forrest
007. High school --> Cyril Jackson
009. Smart --> If I'm interested in something and bother to try I can be fairly smart. But not much interests me ^-^"
010. Hair color --> Redish brownish purpleish
011. Long or short --> Short around my jawline.
012. Loud or quiet --> Both depends on my mood and the current situation
013. Sweats or jeans --> Jeans.
014. Phone or camera --> phone.
015. Health freak -->lol yeah right
016. Drink or smoke? --> Drink at partys
017. Do you have a crush on someone? --> Nah not really I'm happy with what I've got right now.
018. Eat or drink --> Drink.
019. Piercings --> None at the moment
020. Tattoos --> None... yet
021. Righty or lefty --> Righto old chap

FIRSTS
023. First piercing --> Ears when I was 5, it was against my will though.
024. First best friend --> Kathryn Loot
025. First award --> Umm I got some award for something in primary school.
026. First crush --> I can't remember
027. First pet --> My first pet (Not my family's) was Sweep
028. First big vacation --> None
030. First big birthday --> My 5th

CURRENTLY
049. Eating --> Nothing.
050. Drinking --> Nothing
052. I’m about to --> See my kittens
053. Listening to --> Nothing
054. Plans for today --> Work
055. Waiting for --> A taco man

YOUR FUTURE
058. Want kids? --> No, but if I got pregnant I'd keep it.
059. Want to get married? --> Maybe if I found the right girl
060. Careers in mind --> Where ever life takes me

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes --> Lips
070. Shorter or taller --> Around the same height as me
072. Romantic or spontaneous --> romantic but not too sappy
073. Nice stomach or nice arms --> Nice stomach
075. Sensitive or loud --> both
076. Hook-up or relationship --> relationship
077. Trouble-maker or hesitant -->A trouble marker... sort of... Someone who will go out with me and do fun things but won't steal a motorbike by the end of the day.

HAVE YOU EVER
079. Drank bubbles --> yes
080. Lost glasses/contacts --> No
081. Ran away from home --> Yeah
084. Broken someone’s heart --> Probably
085. Been arrested --> No. I'm too good to get caught!
087. Cried when someone died --> POOR BAMBI'S MOTHER!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
089. Yourself --> no
090. Miracles --> no
091. Love at first sight --> No .
092. Heaven --> no
093. Santa Claus --> no
094. Sex on the first date --> no
095. Kiss on the first date --> Maybe on the cheek

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now --> Yes, but I am afraid to tell them
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life --> No, is anyone ever?
099. Do you believe in God? --> No, but I like to blame him when shit happens.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag --> ABRAHAM LINKIN! Oh and if your reading this you have been tagged!

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/20997591/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/20997591/ Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:48:58 PDT
I'll edit when something happens

So at 12:10 last night we had 2 kittens, one looks like Panda and one looks like Princess. So I called up my sister like she wanted and told her. I slept on the couch beside Panda until 2:10 as her first born wouldn't shut up. When I got up 10 minuets ago I came to check on her and saw four things wiggling around her. I turned on the light and we have 2 more kittens. I'm not sure if they were born during when I was 'sleeping' but I don't think they were as I kept reaching down and poking the one that was crying trying to see what was wrong with him. But then again it is very weird for a cat to have more kittens two hours later. Anyways the 2 newbies are cute, one looks like Snags (From Princess litter) and one looks like Princess Mixed with Panda. They are all smaller then what a normal newborn should be, which worries me. But Princess is three years old and roughly the size of Panda who is one year old (Her birthday was five days ago) So they have a small cat gene in their D.N.A and I am hoping thats why the kittens are small. They all seem healthy though. I'm naming my one biggles, but I don't know which one to name.

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/20958434/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/20958434/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 18:20:28 PDT
I wanna get Mum something really nice on account that she is THE BESTEST MUMMY IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND ALL OTHER GALAXIES! But I don't know what she knows how to make Jelwery, rarley wears perfume or makeup, doesn't like my choice in clothing, no longer wants fairy statues, has sevral massage devices, I got her bath stuff for her birthday WHAT ELSE DO I GET HER?!

Brett is Clair's boyfriend... practically my brother in law by now! He's a nice guy so I wanna get him something good but I don't really know him well enough all I know is he likes cars and someone else has that covered.

Mathew is my cousin and I know he likes computers and games. But I dunno what type of computer game is good, I always get horror, puzzles and shoot 'em ups on the PS3 (YAY JERICHO!)

Uncle peter is so quiet, I know he like Camera's but their rich so he's probably got all bad ass Camera things. And I know he's into gambling so I joked about getting him a magic 8 ball to help his betting decisions.

G-DOGG DAMN YOU!!!! What do I get you?! I was gonna get you something L related but knowing you you probably have 3 of it already!

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]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/20141884/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/20141884/ Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:02:33 PDT is finally done! At the very last moment my computer decided that no it did not want photoshop to work for me after so much time of it being fine, so I got very pissed off! So yes, it's all hand written! And a lot of it is crap cause it's rushed and I had to redo the first page cause I lost the original and like one quarter of the original script was cut out, like Evalie saying some more bad ass and stupid stuff, Eeven using more of his powers, the strand returning and yeah... in the end I finshied it off with Evalie giving Eeven a HUGE HEAD BUTT! very nice ^_^

But oh well its done, now I can focus on other things... like taking over canada bwahahahaha!

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/20101726/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/20101726/ Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:57:22 PDT it is going to be loads of fun. First a small group of my friends and I are heading to a laser tag arena for like two hours or whatever. Then onces thats done we are heading to house and meeting up with the rest of my friends for drinks,music and hopfully twister, hehe I haven't played that game in sooooo long. I'm hoping it goes well and that no one need to be rushed to hospital.

Oh and those of you that don't know, laser tag got moved to 4 and paula's party thing is now at 6:30.

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19927373/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19927373/ Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:57:42 PDT I don't know how to say this, but You're a perv
I think I realized it When I saw the tiny head with Mr. Chuck Norris, and I saw you sit on my Cartman-statue
I'm sure you're turned on enough to understand that I'm a clone.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your suicide note as a memory.
You should know that I will inform The Swedish Tax Agency about a passionated interest for mice.
Go f*ck yourself, Maddie. <3

HOW TO:

Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, type Mark)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-



1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed ( lol? .__.)
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black- my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my aloevera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-biten

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artifial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - your suicide note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency about
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19924053/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19924053/ Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:07:32 PDT .< gaaaaaaaaah! wish me luck people

*EDIT*
Okay I've decided if he isn't gone by 1 o'clock I'm going out there

*EDIT*
Heres how it ended, I stayed under my bed for an hour and a half, then sat ontop my bed for a like an hour or so. When I conconted a plan. I would sneak out and open and close the front door saying I just got home from school. However Richard sat in the lounge room, which has a clear veiw of the front door. So I got sick of it and went out there. I waved kindly too him and Richard said "Did you go to school today?" and I replied "Yeah, been home for a while didn't you hear me come in?" hehehehehe! Brilliant! Simply fantastic! On the down side while under my bed I cut my leg on a prong... I really should see to that it bleed for awhile.... anyways Bye!

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19886399/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19886399/ Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:55:29 PDT In there Indigo Tower tournament... Hopefully she'll get further then last time! Anyway I'm versing in the first round. It's Evalie against Eeven! I'm gonna be putting up a progress bar in my journals to show how far I am... making progress bar as soon as I've finished this though... I'll edit it in later. Lets see... Not much has changed since I last posted but oh well..... Hey did you know fish absorb moisture through their scales? Interesting... Thats all I got for now... uhhh bye
*EDIT*
Okay I can't get images in my journal with out paying money... SCREW THAT! I'll keep my monies! Actually I could just put it on my D.A I.D hehehehe!

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19704366/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19704366/ Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:16:57 PDT because... I'm bored


1] Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2] For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3] YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4] Tag three people.

All answers are set up like this~
Song - Artist
[ comment ]

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
"Go Away"- SR-71
[hehehe kinda mkaes sense]

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
"Lies"- Evanescene
[Am I a liar? Am I calling the person who asked the quesion a liar? Is my description of myself full of Lies? We'll never know... Good song though]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Bite to break skin"- Senses fail
[^-^ gehehehe]

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Comatose"- Skillet
[Soooo sleeeeepy!... So far they all kinda make sense!]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"I'm not Okay"- My chemical romance
[Should've gotten that for the first one... ah well there goes my sense making streak!]

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Free fall without a parachute"- Senses Fail
[YAY!!!! Awesome!]

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Weight of the world"- Saliva
[....I'm not that fat...]

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Photograph?"- Nickelback
[uhhhh what?]

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
"Don't remember"- Limp bizkit
[I have a terrible memory! ask anyone!... I thought I deleted this song!]

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
"No Fear"- The Rasmus
[I think I just killed all logical math questions!]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)?
"Last man on the moon"- SR-71
[After kicking my friends of the moon leaving them adrift in dark space I became the last WOman on the moon... then I did this music meme]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Yours to hold"- Skillet
[HUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS!!!!!! <3]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Forsaken"- Skillet
[So very very emo!]

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Falling"- Lacuna Coil
[What? Ah crap! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *splat*]

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Scarecrow"- Skillet
[Too skinny for his own good! TO KFC!]

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Always" - Saliva
[Such a sweet love song!!!!]

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Fingernails"- Skillet
[See, I'm gonna be buried alive and I'll have to use my fingernails to dig my way out... I think]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Away from Me"- Evanecsense
[Come back! I didn't mean to kick you into space.... well okay I did but I was wrong too! Not really ah screw ya stay floating up there!]

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Ladies and Gentleman"- Slavia
[Awesome. Just Awesome]

okay I tag and and lastly

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19646763/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19646763/ Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:27:16 PDT
]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19559500/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19559500/ Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:13:32 PDT
May your toes forever wiggle
From
Past Me

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19341466/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19341466/ Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:41:18 PDT *No people
*Pencil and Paper
*Music (changes depending on who I am drawing/writing
*Tea
*A happy feeling!

Soooo yeah just missing the tea... I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH BUT WHAT I DO ASK FOR I AM DENIED!!!

Hope to be drawing or writing soon
From Past me

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19196392/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/19196392/ Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:22:54 PDT
]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18906928/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18906928/ Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:52:54 PDT
The darkness. The inexorable darkness, it'll consume me... Should I be afraid of that? huh, oh well... This darkness isn't so scary, it's actually pretty.
"Evalie"
A voice pierces through my pretty darkness but I ignore it, and it isn't long before my brilliant black stitches itself back together.
"Evalie, what are you doing out here?"
Enjoying my pretty black,alright! Now can you leave me alone?!
"Come on lets go"
Dammit! To much noise my brilliant darkness is gone now all I can see is...

Thats all you get, now as soon as I am done writing it you can read it. From now on I'm gonna be posting bits of my story with and without pictures. Now your all hating me cause I've left you with out an ending! Oh well.... Look next time I'll put a blurb up okay? Or will I? I dunno god I'm tiered...

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18639023/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18639023/ Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:33:42 PDT ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18430524/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18430524/ Wed, 21 May 2008 12:40:47 PDT
Anyways wish me luck cause I wish it upon you
From
Past me

]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18377910/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18377910/ Sun, 18 May 2008 06:35:04 PDT
RULES
#1) you must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
#2) Tag five people afterwards. (NEVER!!!!)
#3) leaves a message on their page telling them their tagged.

DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect?
Far from it

2. Tall?
No

3. In your pajamas?
Yeah... well kinda if I've told you about my P.J's you'd know but if I haven't I don't want you too know.

4. Left handed?
Nope

LAST:

1. Friend you saw:
Cory (Then I got sick again I haven't seen any of my firends in a week)

2. Talked to on the phone:
Mother

3. Person to text you:
Ermmmm.... I can't remember

4. was today better than yesterday?
Yes

FAVORITES:

1. Number:
5

2. Color(s):
Purple and green

3. Fruit:
Bananas

4. Place:
Home

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A:Rolled out of bed and hit my hip on a metal bar

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Yeah.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: I recently watched Sin city again

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Work

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: It hurts my face

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Sometimes

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try to be... But I have my own way of being friendly

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: In my bed, thank god! That fircken couch sucks!

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: I can't remember

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: I get to sleep in tommorow YES!

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 7

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: See above list

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: My throat

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: August

Q: What did you do last night?
A: I can't remember.... Which is weird.... I did something oh wait I know I went to bunnings for something and did some food shopping... OH AND I DREW A PICTURE... So how did I end up in bed last night?

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now:
No, people are easily detachable

2. Are you happy?:
Fairly

3. Are you sad?:
Not really

4. Are you bored?
Yeah

6. Are you nervous?:
YES

8. Are you tired?
No

ABOUT YOU:

001. Real name?
Melissa

002. Nick names?
Mel, pants... erm and one other I'd like not to mention ^ - ^"

003. Eye color?
Greenish

004. Zodiac sign?
Virgo

005. Male or female?
Girl

[Insert the missing-for-who-knows-what-reason 006 through 007]
Where did 6 and 7 go? I didn't take them.... When I coppied and pasted this is didn't have them I swear its not my fault

008. Slut?
I don't think so

009. Smart?
Not really


010. Hair color?
Purpley red

011. Long or short?
short, about my jaw line

013. Sweats or Jeans?
Jeans

014. Phone or Camera?
Phone

016. Drink or Smoke?
DRINK!!!!!

020. Tattoos?
Not old enough yet

021. Righty or lefty?
Righty

FIRSTS:


024. First best friend?
Cathryn Lootman (If your reading this I still have that pink heart-shaped box you made me in year 4)

025. First crush?
Some guy in kindergarden he left on our wedding day lol

027. First pet?
A kitty! Named... I can't remember

028. First big vacation?
None

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating?
See above list (I think its his liver)

050. Drinking?
See above list (I think its his liver jucies)

052. I'm about to:
Draw another picture

053. Listening to?
See above list dammit!

054. Plans for today?
Well seeing how today is almost over my plans for the rest of the day are sleep

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? (or same sex in my case)

070. Shorter or taller?
Taller for boys, same for girls

072. Romantic or spontaneous?
Spontaneous

074. Sensitive or loud?
Can I have both?

075. Hook-up or relationship?
Depends on my mood

HAVE YOU EVER:


079. Drank bubbles?
No.... and yet odly I want too

080. Lost glasses/contacts?
Do sunglasses count?

081. Ran away from home?
Tried to, but Dad made it easier by... ]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18098515/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/18098515/ Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:38:14 PDT For those of you who are "NORMAL" a.k.a People I poke with sticks... in the eyes... Very hard.... for days.... and days..... Then you won't know what Meghlflech means, shall I explain? ....... Your scilence is an obvious sign I should and so I shall NOT! THOSE WHO BEG TO KNOW IT'S MEANING DESERVE TO BE BLINDED FROM MERGLFLECH!!! and so I shall carry on with a normal journal entry....

Last time in Tehdancingpanda's journal I moaned and complained how I was sick now I am healthy AND I HATE IT!!! why? Because school has returned and I amd healthy enough to attend....

Unfourtantly my Nanna isn't as healthy and is in hospital after having another heart attack, although we knew this would happen... WHY?! because a few months ago they did heart surgery on my Nanna and they said she could have some heart attacks and they were right.

Thats all I feel like typing for now to tiered but I don't wanna sleep

Well I will have to at some point

I hope your taco meal is grande!
From
PAST ME!!!

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Have a nice day
From
Past ME!

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]]> ~tehdancingpanda http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/16621632/ http://tehdancingpanda.deviantart.com/journal/16621632/ Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:08:14 PST [link] I entered Evalie, S7ree7 (Tawio) is also in the tournament so hopefully I'll face him AND KICK HIS BUTT!!!

So lets see what else is there to talk about?...... Nothing I haven't really done anything special today went out got bored came home.... I have a misquito bite on my neck it kinda hurts... don't know when, where or how I got it but its there....

Ooo the phone is ringing... I should answer that...

It was simon.... Yeah simon.... mkay....

Don't I live a facinating life?

Anyways wish me luck

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It was 11:25... or somewhere around that time... and I was lying naked in my undies on my bed enjoying the breeze and listening to music wondering what to do and if I still had eyeliner on since yesterday(That question was never answered) When theres a knock at my door... I get up throw on my Dads black dressing gown and answer it... Who is it? BUT OFCOURSE ITS DAVID BLAINE AND CRISS ANGEL! Yet again they want me to be the judge of a magic show to see whos the best well my shotgun made short work of that!

After I disposed of the bodies there was another knock this time it was Jebus and S7ree7 (Look at their galleries I so dare you!) who I haven't talked to in like 6 months. And I don't ever recall telling them where I live or inviting them over.... SO HOW DID THEY FIND ME!!! anyways I invite them in and we chat for awhile and then Jebus notices that I have a guitar for guitar hero. And they've been looking for one. So they say lets go over to Daniels house.

So I agree and I throw on my black camo pants and my brothers shirt(by accident it turned out to look good!) and I look for my shoes I can't find any so I decided screw it I'm outta here. BAD IDEA!!! It was 32 degrees outside now I know in Fahrenheit thats really cold but in... um what does Australia have? meh in Australiheit 32 degrees is pretty hot. And the black road is even hotter.

But we walked to Daniels anyway (Halfway through I stole s7ree7s shoes and he walked in socks hehe)

Once we arrived s7ree7 set up the T.V. and we waited for Daniel to get home eventually he did bringing Hobo and Carlin with him. THEN ATLAST WE PLAYED GUITAR HERO 3! .... I suck.... really..... REALLY... badly! But not as bad as hobo hehe

Soon it was time to go home but my feet felt like they were bruised but I saw no damage so keept going... About halfway down the street I stole hobos shoes and felt bad for making him walk bare footed okay so I didn't but I am evil so give me a break.

My feet were alright still very painful but walkable until we got around the train station when something in my right foot felt like it had ripped open. But once again I saw no damage though felt EXTREME PAIN!!! So I hobbled to the nearest payphone and got my dad to pick me up... who then carried me from the car to the couch. I'm such a wimp.

A couple hours later the damage could be seen SO MANY BLISTERS and a huge one right where it felt like it ripped open... but this isn't the end. My mum and dad went to bed early and I thought I'll get up and go one my computer (currently on my mums laptop for all you wondering) stupid idea again the big blister on my right foot tore open and began leaking clear fluid (dunno what that was) so I collapsed on the couch in pain and am still here typing and patting my kitting panda... hehe little kitty panda....

WISH ME LUCK IN SLEEPING!! c'mon I'd do it for you! (hm its now 2:27 it took me 26 minuets to write all this man am I slow)

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