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If somebody gives me these, I will cry.
If somebody doesn't give me these, I will cry.

CHALLENGE: FIND A CREEPIER CHRISTMAS GIFT.





Here's the deal-o, good buddy.

YOU are going to suggest ONE WORD to me, and then I am going to WRITE about it. Any complaints? No? Then let's start.

1. Monkey.
2. Socialist.
3. Applesauce.
4. Anarchy.
5. Turnip.
6. Antidisestablishmentarianism.
6½. Defenestrate
7. Anathema
8. Cordiform
9. Lackadaisically
10.

6½ is reserved for one I find significantly more awesome than the rest of them.

Oh, and if you did this in turn, with art or photography or whatever, that would be pretty cool. Just a suggestion.




LIFE
I had a kick-ass Thanksgiving with and After which, I forgot to log out of my account and they SO NICELY posted a picture of a Meowth in my name.

I hate you two.
I hate you too.

I also went mallllling with and we bought candy cigarettes and played with the puppies. Rock on.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/28476340/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/28476340/ Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:05:30 PST


Come on, do it.
You know you want to. ;D


I WANT GOOD QUESTIONS HERE.
MY IMMODESTY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

Oh, and if anybody wants to catch my 20k pageview, I've got a nice little gift in store for you. ;D Hint hint.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/28240621/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/28240621/ Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:09:18 PST
1. Befriend my enemies.
2. Write something that makes someone smile.
3. Cry audibly in a sappy movie. (Check.)
4. Donate change into those little Ronald McDonald boxes. (Check)
5. Adopt a cat.
6. Dust the apartment.
7. Fill 100 white envelopes.



_{And this is probably why I'm not going to Heaven.}


So I moved into my father's apartment, switched schools, read numerous books and panicked -- all in the past two weeks! But I'm stable and happy now. So wish me luck! It's NaNoWri-I'm Going to Kill Myself Before Finishing This Novel-Mo!


SHOUT IN MY SHOUTBOX!

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/27768650/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/27768650/ Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:22:15 PDT
You guys can vote over which one you think is the worst, because some of these are so bad I can't even tell. xD


1. “I dumped her,” he said. “When we have sex, she shouts in Italian, and it really makes me paranoid.” (2006) _{I was thirteen. I think there's something wrong with me.}

2. “He took my wallet and ran off!” Pam shouted. “So I yelled, Patrick! Stop that right now! And he turned around and said, “How did you know my name was Patrick?” and I said I didn’t, it was a lucky guess, and then he ran off some more. (2007) _{I was going to leave this one out, but I told it to and she cracked up.}

3. He was the kind of guy that planned out what kind of cereal he was going to have a week from now, and would get quite irritated if he wasn’t able to /have/ his Honey Bunches of Oats when he wanted it. (“Damn it Mother, did you bother to /look/ at my schedule before you finished the last of the box yesterday? Now I’m going to have to wear the striped socks!” (2007)

4. “I say we blow up the whole country,” Ji Xong said, but nobody paid him much attention because he said that last week too. “Just blow the whole thing plumb-up. Who’s with me?” (No idea, but it’s old.)

5. Those who hold their tongues get nothing but wet hands. (2006!)

6. Here I am, trying to protect all of you from impending beetle attacks, and all I get is a 'shut up, kid', or funny fish eyed stares. Like that. Yeah, buddy, that's right; I saw that. And that too! I swear, the next time any of you gets cut up, I'm just going to stand there and laugh as you bleed on the floor. Ha. Hahaha. (2006)


VOTEVOTEVOTE!

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/27669915/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/27669915/ Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:32:54 PDT EDIT:


As many of you know, I have a severe case of Interstitial Cystitis of the kidneys and PKD, or Polycystic Kidney Disease. On an average day, I am a 4-5 in pain out of 10, and I take daily pain medication to help manage this.

Unfortunately, if I am ever so unlucky to contract a UTI or a kidney infection, it overwhelms my already shaky bean-organs and shuts them down almost entirely. Think this sounds funny? Try peeing black septic sludge and sweating lemons.

For the past three days, I've been at a constant pain level of over twelve. I can't keep any food down, I have nightmares when I sleep, and the sight of water makes me start to cry. I've already had IV antibiotics and almost had to stay the night at the hospital, and I've missed days of work and school.

I'm sorry if I've been distant or loopy or depressed or snappy, but right now I'm in more pain than I've ever been in my entire life and it's not going away.

Please wish me luck. I've been crying and crying and I'll regret this later, but I really want to just complain a bit more about how much my life sucks.

<3 Mary-Kate



.....




I am so dead.

My pain level has reached ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, and fifteen. Even moving is painful. Already upped my pain meds and they did nothing but made me sleep for over thirteen hours in a row.

AND NOW I HAVE A FEVER. D8< I don't know if it's related to my kidney pain, but if it is, I'm so screwed because we can't go to the doctor.

Ughhhhh. Start writing my eulogy.

ADDENDUM: FEVER IS GONE, STILL FEEL LIKE CRAP. WOULD KILL TO WATCH SOME EPISODES OF MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE ROBOT. I'M GOING TO BED.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/27381657/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/27381657/ Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:04:03 PDT
I completely forgot about it, UNTIL TODAY, when I found out I got a DD on that account!



I'M EXTREMELY HAPPY.

But then I thought, is this against the rules? Are we even allowed to have side accounts? Am I allowed to go on it now and redirect the notes and questions I got back to this account?!


Thank you SO, SO much to and for the DD that was rewared in June. You do not know how much it brightened my day.

Can anyone tell me if I'm going to get in trouble for this?


EDIT: Phew. It's legal, I'm just an idiot. I really wish I could get one on the account I'm proud of though. I'm still completely floored. Thanks everyone!

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/27079668/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/27079668/ Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:56:30 PDT Effete is a loss of vitality, or exhaustion. Effet is a kind of newt.

2. I found a CD outside of Publix today marked 'CONFIDENTIAL' in big, red letters. Despite the fact that I fantasized all the way home about what might be on it, I put it in my computer and it was blank. And lo, there was mighty disappointment.

3. Laura Marling is soooo attractive, and her music is addicting.


That is all.

4. AH MY GOD I COULD DO THIS FOR HOURS.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/26945807/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/26945807/ Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:34:44 PDT
So the next day I doodled some designs for the story and wrote a few funny paragraphs, and before I know it, my class went insane.

Suddenly, everyone's talking about the girl writing a story or a comic called Pig*Land, and everyone wants to know what it's about and everyone starts digging through my notebook.

_{Note: I'd fight a monkey before I'd allow someone I don't know to read my notebook.}

So despite that minor drawback, I now entertain my class each day with a story about a little girl wizard who hands out "Peace Marbles" to pigs and turns them back into real people.

Why? I don't know.

I'm officially the Pig*Land girl.
This is not a title I desire.
It is kind of cool though.


The point of all this is that the story is adorable, funny, and cute, and I can't even post it here. It really has no literary merit whatsoever, and people probably wouldn't think it's funny unless you're there when they make me perform it with funny voices and stuff.

If you're wondering why I'm not posting, it's because I'm off writing a children's story THAT WILL NEVER EXIST.

/fumes

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/26804311/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/26804311/ Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:21:21 PDT Inbred stupidity does.


Alright, so after some browsing on website-making and coding (a sort of back-hobby of mine) I accidentally downloaded a virus that turned off my firewall and added boobtube and youporn icons all over my desktop.

LATER I realized that all of my video files, music fles, and dear lord, my poor Mystery Box of Writing were renamed with various levels of pornographic content.

_{There is beluga porn out there.}

On a happier note, I've never laughed so hard in my life.


I'm on a writing roll ladies and gentlemen and Ralf, and what this means is that you'll suffer an increasing amount of comedy spam, enabled by Terry Pratchett and this new book I got appropriately titled "How to Write Comedy."

It lists a lot of Seinfeld, but I'll just let that go.


PLEASE ANSWER

If you were stuck in a do-or-die situation with a person who didn't speak your language, would you:

A. Teach them yours.
B. Learn theirs.
C. Communicate solely on body language and never speak a word.


That is all.

Good night!

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/26570898/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/26570898/ Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:20:27 PDT

School is absolutely amazing. I have the best AP Lit class ever, with all of my new friends and an amazing teacher. We just finished The Handmaid's Tale (one of my favorites) and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (not my favorite, but our activities for it were fun.)

Gym is actually a class I really enjoy. I shouldn't think it's so much fun to run. Math is simple as crap, easy as that. And Latin...

I LOVE LATIN. I am currently one of the worst Latin nerds ever. Latin III is looking like it's going to be a complete cinch. It's always the odd years of languages that rock.

Yeah, I miss ASL, but I have Brant in my lunch and my ASL teacher is willing to work with me to help me prepare for my interview with Gallaudet. (If I apply. Which I might. Which I will. Might.)

I've been flirting with both a guy named Johnny and ******, and someone definitely called me out on it. (On the plus side, both of them were just like, "Keep doing it, I'm game.") SO.

All in all, very productive-looking year.
But I wish I was still at my old school.
But this year rocks.

It's looking to be a very good year for comedy writing, so check around and I'll start getting back into the habit of dA instead of just pressing the 'Delete - All' button. (We're all guilty of it.)


CHALLENGE
Bet you've missed these. ;D
In English, there are a small number of words that have meanings that are complete opposites. 'Trim' can mean cutting excess or adding on.

Give me an example, no matter how outlandish. You can stretch it as much as you want.

(Mine were stationary and remote.)

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/25670623/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/25670623/ Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:28:32 PDT Life

I got my first filling yesterday, which would have been fine if in the process I hadn't learned that I was allergic to Novocain. My face swelled up golfball-size and my right eye refused to open, but the swelling is down now.

I feel like I'm teething. I'm chewing on everything in sight. ;__;

In other news, Disney was fantastic, work is long and difficult, and I have amazing plans of the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of July. I feel so special.


WRITING REQUEST

I NEED someone to write with me. Call it writing partnership, role playing, shared story ideas, I don't care. I'm looking for some quick fun on email (now that sounds fantastic) and I'm willing to hound you all for it.

What I'm craving:
Twisted version of Rumpelstiltskin.
Twisted version of any other fairy tale.
Circus anything. (I'm predictable.)
Yume Nikki. Ahaha, none of you know what that is.
Storyteller/Patron, Peter Pan, imaginary friends, and all that other stuff I already hint about in my gallery.


You might want to know.

The word 'bed' looks like a bed.
If you abbreviate the word down as 'dn,' and then flip it upside down, it says 'up.'

Tell me if you know any more of those.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/25290003/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/25290003/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:40:21 PDT

I'm going to take an INSANE amount of pictures. Meaning, if I find a Peter Pan I'm going to stalk him around the park for a good three hours. ;D

The only bad side of this trip is the inevitable yet insanely painful ordeal of my mom's parents. whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but that only works if I'm 100% certain I won't be killed. Wish me luck.

I'll see all of you later~
Think of me fondly,
Remember me as a I was, etc.

(I'm buying all the Disney swag I can get my hands on.)

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/25182266/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/25182266/ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:37:22 PDT recently announced that each day she would try to find a worth piece of art and suggest it for a Daily Deviation. I've recently seen many complaints over recent DD's, and at least we know the issue isn't new.

FAQ #873: What do I do when I disapprove of a Daily Deviation feature?

STEP ONE. Don't you dare complain to the recipient. Nobody asks for a Daily Deviation. It's a showcase based on a suggestion. If you comment with, "This sucks," or "Why was this a DD?" expect to get your head flamed off.

STEP TWO. Browse galleries. Not just of your friends, not just of famous people. Try to find a piece that doesn't already have three thousand favorites and comments. When you find the piece, celebrate.

STEP THREE. THIS IS IMPORTANT. Note a suggestion to the CORRECT person. Only certain people on dA have the ability to create Daily Deviations, and they're often broken down into categories.

FAQ #18: Who selects the Daily Deviation and how is it chosen?

STEP FOUR. Wait. The staff might not get back to you immediately, or ever. Remember that they're bombarded with suggestions each day. If yours isn't chosen, move on. Don't suggest the same thing again unless you're sure they never received your note.


SEEMS LIKE COMMON SENSE, HUH? Well the majority of the confusion and aggravation BEHIND DD's is that people don't have any. So go out there and suggest some! It'll make you feel good. ;D

(Each day I'll be posting here the things I suggest, so look back from time to time!)

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24986023/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24986023/ Wed, 27 May 2009 19:00:52 PDT
We'll stop dancing when you stop watching.

There's a lot more to working at the library than just shelving books and plunging toilets. What you should know is that a library job, while minimum wage and warranting terrible, terrible hours, is a 'stepping stone' job that I'm privileged to have.
_{lololol yeah right.}


The best part of my job would be the kids table.

There is a kids table. On it are five puzzles.

One thing I've learned over my time at the library is that kids find it much more fun to throw the puzzle pieces on the ground or hide them in books than they do actually putting the puzzle together.

So EVERY NIGHT at 8:45, it's my job to scrounge up all the puzzle pieces and put the puzzles together. And EVERY NIGHT I think "I love this damn job."

Except tonight, when 8:45 rolled around and a four year old Filipino girl had not only put together the puzzles, but stacked them up into a neat little stack.

The only good thing about my job, wilted.

Just thought you should know.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24807483/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24807483/ Sun, 17 May 2009 18:26:52 PDT

- Those Erin Esurance commercials.
- The pronunciation of ‘worship.’
- M&M’s.
- How to decline a marriage proposal.
- Hickeys.
- The fastest distance between two points.
- What constitutes as a fresh and stale gummy bears.
- Quantum physics.
- Regular physics.
- Harry Potter as an iconic role model.
- The consistency of the best stress balls.
- Sports bras in public.
- Andy Warhol (or as she put it, ‘The Hungry Painter’
- Being left-handed
- Being right-handed
- The benefits of breaking your legs
- The difference between an acronym and an anagram
- Whether you can drink milk two days past the expiration date.
- Slippers vs. Slip-ons.
- Brand-name Windex.
- The ‘do-you-smell-that’ debate.
- Spiral notebooks.
- Pillow cases.
- Nature vs. Nurture (regarding hamsters.)
- Toddlers and Tiaras (the television show.)
- Who Frida Kahlo married.
- If House will ever get married.
- If I will ever get married.
- The difference between pepperonis and salami.
- Folding vs. Hanging your clean laundry.
- Birthday parties.
- Paper or plastic.



CHALLENGE:

If you've ever had an amazingly stupid argument and feel that the subject matter of which should never be argued about again, please comment here. Just do it.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24501154/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24501154/ Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:01:19 PDT

So wonder where I’ve been? This pretty much sums it up.
EVERY spare moment of EVERY hour of EVERY day I’ve been writing letters, making phone calls and being an all-around bitch to get back something that was taken from me and my friends.

As many of you know, my new high school is a feeder school for twenty-five Deaf and Hard of Hearing students. Twenty-five students pulled out of their district to come to our school, virtually isolated from the majority of hearing students. While we currently have interpreters, the facts remain the same.

There was a language barrier.

When an ASL foreign language class was opened not for just the Deaf/HoH but for the hearing students as well, a series of classes made EXTRAORDINARY growth in learning and appreciating American Sign Language and Deaf Culture, and bridged the gap between those twenty-five students and the rest of the school.

There was a language barrier.
There was a language barrier and we broke it.

As of one week ago, our class has received news that our ASL program has been discontinued indefinitely. While two semesters are required by law, any class higher than that has lost its accreditation and will not be offered. When we asked, we were told that because of ASL’s simplicity, two SEMESTERS of American Sign Language is an ample amount of time to become fluent, unlike the six to seven YEARS offered to French and Spanish.

So what does this all mean?

We’ve been hit with discrimination. The fact is that not enough people know that American Sign Language is a REAL language with its own grammar and dialects. It’s not universal. And it’s currently used by hundreds of thousands of people. You’re not just going to ‘ pick up ’ sign language from occasional television any more than you will ‘ pick up ’ Mandarin Chinese from fortune cookies. The gap that we were bridging has once again been swung open.

We are doing EVERYTHING that we can to raise money. We’ve written about every famous rich person we can think of, including Obama and Oprah. xD We’ve contacted Lifetime to see if this is even a possible movie.


If you would like to help, raise awareness, donate, offer to be a business sponsor, please contact me IMMEDIATELY. We are especially looking for any business willing to raise awareness about this cause.

Don’t think you can do anything? Think again. We’ve got a Facebook group. ;D


The truth of the matter is that we're pressed for time. The county isn't giving us the information needed to make this work, because they don't want to spend the money on it. Just consider what you can do to help, and every little bit will do.

Thank you.

Mary-Katherine

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24220827/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24220827/ Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:29:29 PDT

TOMORROW.

Birthdays are always very special in our house. Christmas and other gift-giving holidays don't amount to much, and are seen more as a community pool of little things rather than focused attention. And damn it, I like my presents, so what.

I've already gotten all of my wondeful presents from family and friends, but nothing beats the actual DAY where you're on top of the world. I can't wait for tomorrow, although, since I've been at a new school, nobody will really know about it. e___e If I was at my old school someone would have gotten me a balloon or a crown.

REGRET. REGRET. REGRET.

Presents I've gotten:
YORSHI SHRIPPERS-
The Carebear movie-
(And other assorted terrible movies.)
Kirby Super Star Ultra
Professor Layton
A venus flytrap (and soon a cactus!)
More I've probably forgotten.

Someone asked me what I wanted if they were to draw or write me something, but I figure you know the gist.

Wants:
Comedy writing.
Comedy pictures.
Peter Pan anything.
Marietta/Rosco shipping. (KIDDING. JESUS, KIDDING. DON'T DO IT.)

Anything else?

Well, a tree fell on the side of our house and our back fence blew away. Scared the crap out of my sister's guide dog, that's for damn sure.


Tell me about your day! 8D

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24086375/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/24086375/ Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:40:35 PDT

Ah-ha-ha. That pun came to me in a dream, believe it or not.

So this is journal has nothing to do with writing, and is mostly me babbling about how frustrated and insanely happy I am. I'll be a teenager for the rest of the journal, so watch out.

1. I got a venus fly trap. I haven't thought of a name for her yet.
2. I got Professor Layton for my birthday. If anybody wishes to know, you CAN fit a square peg in a round hole if you move these three matches diagonally while getting two wolves and one chicken to sail across a river.
3. My dog learned what 'squeak it' meant. No, that is not a cute thing.
4. Finished The Ear, the Eye, and the Arm. It was not nearly as amazing as a futuristic sci-fi novel set in Africa should have been.

I've been writing, writing, writing. Having terrible nightmares about tapeworms and lint (LINT!) coming out of my ears, and nearly cried at least five times today over the most stupid things. (They were out of peach tea. Someone looked at me wrong. I got a phone call. I hit my elbow, etc.)


Spare me a pun or a joke. Think up a name for my flytrap. Do something for me, because I feel like being extremely selfish, thank you very much.


Over and out.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23817768/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23817768/ Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:47:07 PDT

My internet is dead.
For some reason, my wireless card just gave out. I bought a new one, and IT didn't seem to work at all, so when I called Dell they told me that:
A)I can't return the one I just bought.
B)I need a special fancy one that costs a lot more money than I have.
C) That it was probably my fault that the first one broke anyways.

But don't worry!~ I have lots of little tidbits of writing to show you once I get a new wireless card.



----

I screamed at my work stalker, and now all he does is sulk and stalk.
I believe that everything in life has an answer. But I personally CANNOT FATHOM why people drink soda water.
Drinking other people's drinks is much more fun than drinking your own.
I'm a pity dater.
----

Does anybody want to write together via e-mail? I have constant e-mail access, and I'm quite lonely. I like to write about the circus, bakeries, and the Arctic tundra. Or all three at once.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO WRITE WITH THE LIKES OF ME.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23402108/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23402108/ Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:05:29 PST

STORYLINES IN PROGRESS

Space Bakers: "You think it'd be about cookies, but it's actually a lot about intergalactic warfare."
Candlesticks: "That one I'm supposed to be dedicated to, but I keep thinking about the above storyline and the below storyline instead."
Rosco's Circus of Imaginary Things: "You think it'd be about circuses, but it's actually a lot about interga- (just kidding. EDIT- JUST KIDDING. TAKE A JOKE, PEOPLE.)
Peter Panic: "You think it'd be about Peter Pan, and, well. It's about Peter Pan."
Freelance Rescue: "I've never told you guys about it besides the piece titled 'Freelance Rescue' so nobody's gonna vote for this one anyways."



Punchline Islands
So I'm in a writing slump, and instead have been working vigorously on my new style of comedy writing that I like to call Punchline Islands.

(...Alright, I don't actually like to call them that. The name's a work in progress.)

SO! Here's the formula.
(statement one), [marker. i.e. he/she/it said.] (statement one continued.)
(question) [no marker.]
Statement two. (Statement three.)


And if that made any sense to you at all, I applaud you, because I've been doing it for years and it still doesn't make much sense to me.

People You Should Know About
~The-Lullaby bombarded me with a hell of a lot of attention the other day, and I totally appreciate. So go to his page and write him something backwards. ot tnaw uoy wonk ouY.

*RalfMaximus is just the best writer ever and there's nothing anybody can do about it. Just go read his stuff.

=wonderfulrachel makes me feel all happy inside. Do you want to feel all happy inside? Go do nice things like =wonderfulrachel does.


Colleges

GALLAUDET SENT ME AN EMAIL.
GALLA-FREAKING-DET.
THEY SAW MY SAT SCORES AND WANT MY APPLICATION.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ THIS IS MY DREAM SCHOOL.
(Once they find out I'm hearing, my chances of getting in get sliced up like a pizza pie.)




That's about it, I guess.
My shoutbox is feeling a bit neglected.
:]

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23276407/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23276407/ Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:40:29 PST

It was really great guys. ;D Not amazing terrific fantastic, and I'm not a gigantic Tim Burton fan, but it was cute and made me happy.

Then we went into the lobby and played the claw machine and won SIX (count 'em!) SIX rubber ducks.

Princess Duck, spouting a crown.
Devil Duck, spouting horns.
Patriotism Duck, spouting an Uncle Sam ensemble.
Leopard Duck, who has a bunch of spots.
Soccer Duck, who we tried to pawn off on a little girl, and even she didn't want him. Poor Soccer Duck.


Anyways I had to run home and immediately get all of the music from Coraline. Well, first I brought the house down with mad drumming skills with and our friend, but then I sent them home and got all the music.


====

Can't draw.
Can't write.
Having trouble doing just about anything. xD

I think I have carpal tunnel. My wrist creeping up to my fingers on my left hand has these little spurts of pain whenever I move it. Because I shelve at the library and have been signing more, and I type like a madwoman even if I have nothing to show for it, I'm afraid I either sprained something or wore down to Carpal Tunnel.

Anybody have experience with this?



====

Challenge Ahoy!

Prove to me in three steps that I have a box of crayons in my rooms. Use any methods possible.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23201757/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23201757/ Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:16:01 PST

This is sort of a rant, but I know it applies to some of you.

9 times out of 10, I post on deviantart for the experience. I like the critique. If I post a deviation for an ego boost, I make sure to tell people. xD

This might seem stupid to a lot of people, thinking that I'm complaining because people comment and favorite my stuff, but IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T FAVORITE IT.

Don't feel obligated. Believe me, my feelings won't be hurt.

That being said, thank you for the comments and faves. xD






I. DID. AMAZINGGGG.

I haven't gotten the real scores yet, just the outline. 93 percentile in English, 95 percentile on my essay aaaaaaand _{63 percentile in math. So I suck at math. Shoot me.}

ANYWAY.

MY SCORES QUALIFY ME FOR PRE-MED.
PRE-FREAKING-MED.

I don't want to go pre-med, it just sounds really impressive to me. ;DD


So for all of you people who haven't taken their SATs yet, don't worry. I didn't study and I'm in heavennnnnn.


(This is a total gloating journal, I admit it. I was just so afraid I was going to do terribly because I didn't study.)

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23025194/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/23025194/ Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:02:15 PST

So I fell victim to a spam virus, and I was a complete idiot about it.


Luckily it was just on my art account, but somebody that I trust a LOT sent me a link and I clicked it. Suddenly, dA had logged me out, which wasn't that big of a deal, it happens to me a lot with my stupid internet connection.


Well f***.


Suddenly I've spammed a dozen people, and if you're one of them, I apologize.


And if you get any weird comments from my art account, don't answer them.


Has dA made a statement about this?

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22946245/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22946245/ Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:03:39 PST

EDIT
((My subscription is running out in the next two weeks, and I'm mightily disappointed. D8< I've grown to love my sub, as well as being a beta tester. Oh well.))

EDITEDIT:

Someone amazing donated me a three month subscription. (And like a moron, it took me a whole day to notice.) This is amazing, thank you so much!


As of 2/1/2009, I will be doing everything in my power to write and complete a novel of my own.

Candlesticks, first drafted in July of 2007, found success in the small excerpts that I had posted on deviantART. In September of that same year, I entered and successfully completed my NaNoWriMo goal of 50,000 words with Candlesticks as my subject. The plot spun out of control, ended with little to no closure, and left the entire project seeming like a childish attempt at literature.

Fortunately, Candlesticks will now be edited and rewritten so that it will resemble only a ghostly reminder of its failure two years ago. Rosco's Circus will be put on an indefinite hold until I get the basics of my new goal down on a Word Document. And my deviantART gallery will soon be riddled with nonsensical excerpts. ;D

If all goes well, Candlesticks will be a completed literature project aimed for young adult readers somewhere by August of this year.

If you took the time to read any of that, I congratulate you. Obviously this is more exciting for me than any of you.


CHALLENGE:

If any of my watchers starts either a literature or artistic project of their own, they will be listed here from now until August. ;] Got a story idea? Plot it out! I'm dying to see it.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22870834/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22870834/ Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:17:43 PST

<sub>So I'm sick.

It sucks really bad.
And a Muslim boy has a crush on me, and I think I might like him. o_o
Not that that's the problem- he just says he can only date other Muslims. And that I'm not pretty but he loves my personality. (Pssh, that's all I expect anyways.) HE'S NOT A JERK, HE'S JUST DIRECT. I AM TOO SO IT WORKS.

Anyways CONTEST RESULTS.


THIRD PLACE



[link]
Prior the contest, I had never talked to ~jericho-kitsune, so she probably hadn't the slightest idea that I'M AFRAID OF OLD PEOPLE. This piece was perfect and funny and a joy to read. 8D

Thank you so much! You win:
Personalized Haiku! - Red--Iodine
Art Request! - Red--Iodine

SECOND PLACE

A TIE!


[link]

Never have I been more pleased to contemplate the fate of human beings. This piece made me laugh quite hard, and although =SChedgehogxX is a my good friend, three other independent judges placed her in this contest. ;D I loved your entry!

Congratulations! You win:
One Writing Request - Tetemeko
Art Request - Dizzydrow (Highly valued prize!)



[link]

=DizzyDrow is a fantastic writer who never fails to crack me up. I want relationships like this. I want newspapers like this. xDD Anyways, fantastic job, I loved it. Thank you for entering and making my day!

Congratulations! You win:
One Writing Request - Tetemeko
Art Request- Schedgehogxx (Highly valued prize!)



FIRST PLACE
The first place winner is with [link]

I cannot entirely pinpoint why this piece made me crack up hysterically. It was a perfect concept coupled with the most hysterical descriptions and the exactly enough amount of BRAINNNNNSSSSSS.

Congratulations! You win:

3 Month Sub - Tetemeko
One Writing Request - Tetemeko
Personalized Stamp - Tetemeko
Journal Feature - IrrevocableFate
Journal Feature - BloodlustBakura
Journal Feature - PurpleTriforce
Journal Feature - xCamix



Thus ends the contest.

Thank you everyone for entering.
I'm not lying when I say that every single entry made me laugh, and I was shocked by the number of entries. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Judging was amazingly difficult, and went through a series of three judges, who either you don't know or wish to remain anonymous.

And a shout out to http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22797866/ Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:00:10 PST





AH MY GOD IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
It. Was. Amazing.

Words cannot describe how I spent the three hours in that tent completely slack-jawed out of awe. I love the circus and I always have, but this was my first CdS performance and I was in LOVE.

The music gave me chills, the acts were delicious in everything that they did, and the whole thing was flawless. (My mother thought it was pointless-- I nearly killed her.)

The name of the show was KOOZA, a play on a Sanskrit word meaning 'box' or 'treasure.' A young boy with a broken kite receives a mysterious package that unleashes a great sultan from a chest. It all revolved around the Sultan's warriors and their performances. Until the evil Rat King takes over and THIS SOUNDS REALLY LAME, BUT I ASSURE YOU I WAS SHITTING BRICKS.


Anyway, hysterical clowns.
Heart-breaking moments.
Best night of my life.
(Lololol I'm buying the soundtrack. I already bought the prettiest CdS notebook on the face of the planet and a hand-crafted mask. I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD.)



CONTEST OVER

It was a great run, guys, and I owe it all to you! Fifteen astounding entries and twelve gloriously donated prizes equals a very successful contest. I'm not lying when I say that almost every single entry made me laugh.

The winners will be announced either tomorrow or the day after day. I'm having a few people give me their opinion on judging, so if you didn't enter, feel free to note me your thoughts on who you thought was the best!


So let's see those prizes one more time!


Prize List:
3 Month Sub - Tetemeko
Two Writing Requests - Tetemeko
Personalized Stamp - Tetemeko
Journal Feature! - IrrevocableFate
Journal Feature! - BloodlustBakura
Journal Feature! - PurpleTriforce
Art Request! - SChedgehogxX
Feature! - xCamix
Writing or Art Request! - DizzyDrow
Personalized Haiku! - Red--Iodine
Art Request! - Red--Iodine
Writing Request! - The-Aristocrats-Drug




...And the entries!

[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]</sub>
~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22720425/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22720425/ Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:37:50 PST

(Why is it that a racist is against a particular group of people, yet a feminist supports a particular group of people?)


THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
SUBMIT ENTRIES WITHIN THE NEXT FOUR DAYS.
DRIVE SAFELY.



_{It has come to my attention that some of the entries aren't showing up in my journal, now matter how many times I try to fix them. For this reason, we're stopping the chronological order so that they'll show up with the rest of them. :<}




Comedy Contest
DATE EXTENDED
"The rules would be just that simple. A contest based solely on creatin' literature that will make me laugh.
Literature is powerful, a domineering force in our everyday lives. While visual art has a more immediate reaction, literature is a striving part of deviantart's community.

That, and I just like funny things.

So go for it! Be free! This might be the easiest contest you'll ever see."

- Mary-Kate


Rules

No word limit
Poetry and prose
You ARE allowed to use previous deviations, as long as I have not commented or faved it. (I bet you wish I hadn't gone through your gallery just about now!)
Keep it civil.



Prize List:
3 Month Sub - Tetemeko
Two Writing Requests - Tetemeko
Personalized Stamp - Tetemeko
Journal Feature! - IrrevocableFate
Journal Feature! - BloodlustBakura
Journal Feature! - PurpleTriforce
Art Request! - SChedgehogxX
Feature! - xCamix
Writing or Art Request! - DizzyDrow
Personalized Haiku! - Red--Iodine
Art Request! - Red--Iodine
Writing Request! - The-Aristocrats-Drug




^^DONATING PRIZES IS AS GOOD AS WINNING^^

Deadline
January 25th, 2009. Tentatively.

Entries
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
... ]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22476615/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22476615/ Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:59:36 PST

EDIT
Decided to play that stupid Yume Nikki game.
UBOA SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

You can now add me to the ranks of people who screamed when they played this game.







In Georgia, things are hot.
Except when they're cold.

And sometimes when things get cold, things burst.

Like our hot water heater, like when I stepped into our garage to get something and was shin-deep in freezing water.

YEAH. ABOUT SEVENTY OR EIGHTY OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS WERE SACRIFICED. D8<


EDIT:

It's going to cost 400 dollars to get it fixed.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Oh-and-I-lost-my-Terry-Pratchett-Hardback-I-bought at-goodwill-with-a-1987-photo-of-a-Korean-Choir-School
visiting-Disney-Land.

:<





_{It has come to my attention that some of the entries aren't showing up in my journal, now matter how many times I try to fix them. For this reason, we're stopping the chronological order so that they'll show up with the rest of them. :<}















Comedy Contest
DATE EXTENDED
"The rules would be just that simple. A contest based solely on creatin' literature that will make me laugh.
Literature is powerful, a domineering force in our everyday lives. While visual art has a more immediate reaction, literature is a striving part of deviantart's community.

That, and I just like funny things.

So go for it! Be free! This might be the easiest contest you'll ever see."

- Mary-Kate


Rules

No word limit
Poetry and prose
You ARE allowed to use previous deviations, as long as I have not commented or faved it. (I bet you wish I hadn't gone through your gallery just about now!)
Keep it civil.



Prize List:
3 Month Sub - Tetemeko
Two Writing Requests - Tetemeko
Personalized Stamp - Tetemeko
Journal Feature! - IrrevocableFate
Journal Feature! - BloodlustBakura
Journal Feature! - PurpleTriforce
Art Request! - SChedgehogxX
Feature! - xCamix
Writing or Art Request! - DizzyDrow
Personalized Haiku! - Red--Iodine
Art Request! - Red--Iodine
Writing Request! - The-Aristocrats-Drug




^^DONATING PRIZES IS AS GOOD AS WINNING^^

Deadline
January 25th, 2009. Tentatively.

Entries
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22476596/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:55:29 PST

So today I go to school as normal, in a rather good mood.

Sit next to World's Self-Proclaimed Number One Weeaboo. (Did you know ohayo means good morning? Ohayo means good morning. Desu. Ohayo! You think I can call the teacher Sensei? Ohayo! It sounds like Ohio, 'cept it's not lololol.)

Got up to go to second period and doubled over in pain.
It was excruciating. For those of you who don't know, I live with a kidney condition, and have pain daily. I take a pretty high dose of pain medication, and I have a pretty good pain tolerance.

I thought I was going to die. xD

So I manage to make it to class and ask my new teacher if I could go to the nurse. First year teacher, second day she's ever seen me before, and she says "Go sit down."

I couldn't sit down. I had to lean against the wall.

Finally the girl who sits next to me was like, "God, just leave. You look like you're in labor." I hightailed it outta there.

My mother, also a first year teacher, is at work. You know how damn hard it is for her to leave? I felt guilty as hell calling her up, saying, "Something's wrong, I need to go to the doctor."

An hour later I was in the hospital with an immediate antibiotic IV and under pain meds.

Went home, got an email that I was WRITTEN UP for skipping class. First thing tomorrow, they expect me to go to the administration's office for a detention slip. (Obviously I can't go to school, but still.) NOT ONLY did the nurse email my teacher's telling them I was sick, but then my mom phoned the teacher whose class I left.


Bitch.



Comedy Contest
DATE EXTENDED
"The rules would be just that simple. A contest based solely on creatin' literature that will make me laugh.
Literature is powerful, a domineering force in our everyday lives. While visual art has a more immediate reaction, literature is a striving part of deviantart's community.

That, and I just like funny things.

So go for it! Be free! This might be the easiest contest you'll ever see."

- Mary-Kate


Rules

No word limit
Poetry and prose
You ARE allowed to use previous deviations, as long as I have not commented or faved it. (I bet you wish I hadn't gone through your gallery just about now!)
Keep it civil.



Prize List:
3 Month Sub - Tetemeko
Two Writing Requests - Tetemeko
Personalized Stamp - Tetemeko
Journal Feature! - IrrevocableFate
Journal Feature! - BloodlustBakura
Journal Feature! - PurpleTriforce<
Art Request! - SChedgehogxX
Feature! - xCamix
Writing or Art Request! - DizzyDrow




^^DONATING PRIZES IS AS GOOD AS WINNING^^

Deadline
January 25th, 2009. Tentatively.

Entries
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22147449/ Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:28:02 PST

EDIT: FEATURED


I was featured here. Check it out! Thank you, for the feature!


Featured again by , a fantastic writer and critic. See mine and theother features here!

REQUESTS

I'M TAKING THEM AGAIN.
New Rules: Prompt can only be two words, maximum.
REQUESTERS GET PRIZES.

1.Copper Wired - (I love this one!)
2.Zeke'n'Rio - (I hate you. >>
3. World Domination -
4. Restless Control -
5.




Anybody interested?

Comedy Contest
DATE EXTENDED
"The rules would be just that simple. A contest based solely on creatin' literature that will make me laugh.
Literature is powerful, a domineering force in our everyday lives. While visual art has a more immediate reaction, literature is a striving part of deviantart's community.

That, and I just like funny things.

So go for it! Be free! This might be the easiest contest you'll ever see."

- Mary-Kate


Rules

No word limit
Poetry and prose
You ARE allowed to use previous deviations, as long as I have not commented or faved it. (I bet you wish I hadn't gone through your gallery just about now!)
Keep it civil.



Prize List:
3 Month Sub - Tetemeko
Two Writing Requests - Tetemeko
Personalized Stamp - Tetemeko
Journal Feature! - IrrevocableFate
Journal Feature! - BloodlustBakura
Journal Feature! - PurpleTriforce<
Art Request! - SChedgehogxX
Feature! - xCamix
Writing or Art Request! - DizzyDrow




^^DONATING PRIZES IS AS GOOD AS WINNING^^

Deadline
January 25th, 2009. Tentatively.

Entries
[link]
~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22018511/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/22018511/ Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:59:18 PST ....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
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Comedy Contest

"The rules would be just that simple. A contest based solely on creatin' literature that will make me laugh.
Literature is powerful, a domineering force in our everyday lives. While visual art has a more immediate reaction, literature is a striving part of deviantart's community.

That, and I just like funny things.

So go for it! Be free! This might be the easiest contest you'll ever see."

- Mary-Kate


Rules

No word limit
Poetry and prose
You ARE allowed to use previous deviations, as long as I have not commented or faved it. (I bet you wish I hadn't gone through your gallery just about now!)
Keep it civil.



Prize List:
3 Month Sub - Tetemeko
Two Writing Requests - Tetemeko
Personalized Stamp - Tetemeko
Journal Feature! - IrrevocableFate

^^DONATING PRIZES IS AS GOOD AS WINNING^^

Deadline
January 10th, 2009. Tentatively.

Entries
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]



Please contact Tetemeko if you make any attempt to get the word out. Donated prizes and advertisement will be greatly appreciated, catching my drift. ;D ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/21767795/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/21767795/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:23:47 PST ....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
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Mary-Kate got her library job.

It only took six months, lots of yelling, waiting by the phone, giving up and applying to a grocery store and having to ask my momma for cash.


So I'm officially a page, the youngest of my kind. Not that it's special to be my age and a page, it's just special that our library with seventeen books (and counting!) would need more than just one eighty year old lady only recently out of cataract surgery.


Anyways, I'm working EVERY DAY. And if I drop below a 3.5 I have to quit. (Pshh.) I'm still amazingly happy, so congratulate me. ;D


Challenge!
Tell me something amazing that has happened to you.

Avoid the recent holiday.

I'm serious, avoid it.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/21645682/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/21645682/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:01:41 PST ....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
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Don't think the following is a request. It's a demand in polite disguise.

Tell me your favorite deviants!~
Don't be afraid to self-advertise. Anybody you want to recommend, I want to look at, including yourself.



Features

The following are list of my new favorites on deviantart. Their literary merits far surpass those of mine.

In other words, these are the people that, when a new deviation pops up, I desperately hope it's from one of them.

So.


Someone I recently discovered through a literary club, *xCamix is a talented writer, and very nice! Her first language isn't English, and already she has a grasp on the language that I certainly don't.


Another flat out duh. His poetry is fun, deep, witty, addicting, and more. I strongly recommend his gallery to anyone who has ever said that poetry isn't their style.

Dead account with the most amazing comedy pieces you've ever read. If you're part of the 'Come Back Owen' squad, you'll agree with me. Come back Owen.

Found through a stroke of luck, *AGMeade has captured my attention with her powerful and almost sarcastic prose. Recently got her 1000th! I'd recommend her to anyone, immediately.


Personal

My sister is having her final (we think) eye surgery on her bad eye this Monday. This could be it, guys. ;D No more worrying about her walking into doors anymore. Of course, I'll always have to be there to read the ice cream flavors to her, but at least she'll be able to read those trashy romance novels she loves.

Challenge
I consider the names Franklin, Richard, Tiffany, and Paul as undesirable. No, I don't know why. I... ]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/21407272/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/21407272/ Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:41:24 PST ....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
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IMPORTANT EDIT: [link]

MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED.
THEY TOOK OUT LILO, THE BITCHES.
I HATE JAPAN.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT.

EDIT EDIT:
Oh, and instead of hula, she knows karate and plays with a DS.





You know what cheers me up when I'm down?

Entire websites devoted solely to the medicinal and educational values of logs in the United Kingdom.

[link]

Play. Now.
Have more fun than what you assumed was humanly possible.

Hours of game time. More game time than you could ever wish for. Just time after time of gaming fun game time.

When you're done with that, try playing their internationally renowned "Mushroom Project Game," found HERE.



This journal would not have been possible without http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/21342468/ Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:59:26 PST



<sub>People who can defend themselves often find that they won't. My life right now sounds like a white trash soap opera and I hate it. But people don't like depressing journals, so let's move this right along.

I'm happy Obama won.
If you're strong for McCain, please tell me why. I don't want to debate- I just don't know a lot about the Republican point of view besides the painfully obvious.

Will be writing and drawing as much as possible. Expect comedy pieces because I'm in that kind of mood.

If you have my number, call me, please.

=Mary-Kate</sub>



Edit-
Took the sob story out as much as I could.

]]> ~tetemeko http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/21218569/ http://tetemeko.deviantart.com/journal/21218569/ Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:47:32 PDT

CODES CODES CODES

<sub>After reading Foucalt's Pendulum for like the fifty bazillionth time, I once again got into the groove of codes.

Other codes, like Stick and Box, I've grown bored of. What I really-really wish for is information on the Hebrew alphabet. Each letter is assigned a numerical equivalent, and for the LIFE of me, I can't find out where this info is.

12345678910 QWGXZ
23456789101 ZODT
34567891012 O
45678910123 UGZ
56789101234 Q
67891012345 IGWWN

Note: That's not stick or box.</sub>

Meat Sniffing

<sub>I'm a bit weird when it comes to smells. I'm super-sensitive to things baking or boiling, and often have to leave the area even if it's something like hot brownies or cookies.

Anyways, this girl at my table has the habit of sniffing her food before each bite. I know I'm just a bit anal about the thought of... Sniffing... Meat... And it's really hard for me to get over.

So what should I do? Overcome my smell sensitivity? Ask her politely to stop? I feel guilty because it's really one of my few pet peeves, but I know I'm not the only one a bit freaked out by the habit. (Though probably I'm the only one obsessing over it.)

Ideas?</sub>

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<sub>REVIVAL
Alright, so I completely won my dA revival challenge, and proved somewhat of a point about dA's pageview system. (I was supposed to come back after I hit 10k, but I got bored of waiting.)

No, my old deviations aren't coming back. Hence the term dA revival. 8D But I'll make plenty of new ones, referencing the old ones.

Don't be surprise if I have to re-watch you. I had to de-watch all of the influential people to break any links that might lead people to my page. :iconwhoopsplz:

AND NO, I DID NOT QUIT. >>
Believe me, if I ever quit dA, you will read one hell of a Deviant-Art Suicide Journal, because those are loads of fun to read.

THE BASICS
NaNoWriMo is coming up! I'm certainly not going for the 50k this year, but I plan to write more than ever.

7 is cute. A bit evil, but cute. I constantly crave slushies, and then whine like the devil when I get them because I'm cold.</sub>

birthday was a while ago. Her party was amazing, and stemmed my new addiction to WarioWare and pointless games. Happy Birthday.




CHALLENGE
Three NON-onomatopoeia words that sound like what they mean.
Ex. Mutt.
Ex. Texas.
Ex. Fresno.

I don't know. Mutt sounds blended, Texas sounds pointed, and Fresno sandwiches taste really good.



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