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BOOOOO HOOOO HOOOOOOOO

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28985079/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28985079/ Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:51:09 PST I MAY BE SICK BUT I'LL STILL BUTTFUCK YOU IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS

[link]

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28801888/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28801888/ Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:54:03 PST
Made warm by the same source that I take my cakes from

Using a teapot a mug or fine china

I've been hooked up to I.V's for a constant supply

Not a drip for my urges might verge on perverted

But or earthy brown tea I'm certain it's worth it

With sherpers and who work herds and use a fresh fountain

I discerned brews from Peruvian mountains

I've slurped up a cuppa from an elephant's trunk

With a couple of monks who utterly stunk

I've had bourbons with sultans, custard creams with queens

I've bathed in early grey, I'm really that keen

Missionaries dismissed me for my single epiphany

The diff between him and me's a simple sip of British tea

So when times are hard and life is rough

You can stick the kettle on and find me a cup

When I say earl grey you say yes please

Earl grey – yes please

Earl grey – yes please

When I say Assam you say lovely

Assam – lovely

Assam – lovely

When I say ooh you say ahhh

Ohh ahh

Ohhh ahh

I've been around the world in eighty brews

To see the place it takes me to

To make a brew that tastes like the cream cakes made by angels do

I'm not the same as you, get shaky but aim

To swig amazing fluids but don't make it the same

Using fine leaves picked by pretty maidens

In a bag knitted by a seamstress who lives in Copenhagen

Brewed up in a pot made of semi precious metal

Let the blessed contents settle in my very special kettle

Now when I say oo- you say long

Oo (long)

Oo (long)

When I say herbal you say no thanks

Herbal (no thanks )

Herbal (no thanks)

(No, I want milk in it, strong though

I want to see that spoon stand up)



If you're tired of tea then you're tired of life

Hah! I'm madder than a hatter and it fires my mic

Liken to me to earl grey Assam or ginger

Lapsing suchong raise my pinkie finger

Keep your sodding coffee in a proper copper coffee pot

and spot me lobbing teapots at your poncy rotten coffee shop

coffee clots nodding off lost the plot sodding off

need some caffeine tannin and some batten burg to top it off

cut from off a different cloth a different lots can take their beer

on 80 cups a day I haven't slept for 80 years

you can say I'm mad for tea or just say that I'm mad

oh you can't stay any longer I must say that I'm glad

(all the battenburg for me, I can hardly pour my hands of gone shaky from caffeine,

lovely though, I'd sell my grandma for a cup… well, I'd sell YOUR grandma for a cup)

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28712191/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28712191/ Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:13:17 PST [link]
I won't stop until there's an article on wikipedia! That's not premise to make one though.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28512333/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28512333/ Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:04:44 PST [link]

EDIT: I got banned from the casino because of lewd, drunken behaviour. [link]

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28239119/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28239119/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:02:48 PST Honestly, it's utter fucking crap. It keeps going to delete Windows registry componenets. I'm angry and my mum thinks I'm an idiot. Does anyone know how I can use internet explorer again? I might try reinstalling an older version of I.E. and see what happens but it looks a bit implausible because I can only find the download link in safe mode, but I can't install it in safe mode.


Also this journal skin thing: I'm not arsed what my journal looks like, but I really don't like this big advert. I don't want to win 1,000 Cranium party packs. Some sort of get-rich-quick scheme appears to be going on.

Edit: My computer's properly broken now, haha. Bye.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28221271/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/28221271/ Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:31:13 PST
]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/27944640/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/27944640/ Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:06:21 PDT
I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.


I hate Halowe'en.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/27538407/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/27538407/ Sat, 03 Oct 2009 07:45:05 PDT As such, don't be wondering "where is that Denholm Reynholm icon man?" I'm away.

Edit: Never mind, it works now. You can stop worrying.

Edit again: Bastard, it broke again.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/27078813/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/27078813/ Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:11:29 PDT
]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26852007/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26852007/ Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:52:26 PDT <- THIS BLINKS.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26723314/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26723314/ Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:43:13 PDT
Tonight's pissup, involving everyone who passed their A-levels, was hilarious, though. I got a total sum of 45 minutes sleep yesterday morning (or night or whatever the gods of time determine it to be) and this morning I got back in my house at five o'clock. Wooo. This means I've had about three days in a row with virtually no sleep, resulting in hilarious blinking when people were talking to me.
I joined a casino tonight, but instead of betting, I bought a pack of cigars (£3, mmmmm) and then smoked the cigarettes proffered to me by a friend instead. I'm going to look on at the membership card and laugh in the morning.
We spent most of the night getting gangs of lads to shout "BARRY HORNE", which ended in comedic shenanigans.
The taxi was about £12 odd. Fucking £12 odd. Damn ye black cabs.

Good thing I scavenged most of my drink over the night.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26695161/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26695161/ Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:13:50 PDT
I'm somewhat nervous.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26313080/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26313080/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 07:13:58 PDT Then I decided: Top Gear is much better than Fifth Gear. No one on Fifth Gear says things like this:
"They're both as reliable as a... Swiss bus driver's... Austrian pacemaker."
"It smells like a man, you know, that essence that you slap on before going out at night for a curry. And a fight."
"These should be called the Mitsubishi Did-you-spill-my-pint and the Subaru You. Outside. Now."


Also in good news land, I might be in with a job soon. In a bookmaker's. So I have to start following sports more. And I love being eighteen.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26150524/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/26150524/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:25:03 PDT
-Opening Credits: David Gilmour - Where We Start

-Waking Up: The Beatles - Yellow Submarine

-Falling In Love: Lamb of God - Ruin

-Fight Scene: The Offspring - Feelings

-Breaking Up: Lezet - "To Be Or Not To Be"(extract)

-Make Up: Flogging Molly - Far Away Boys

-Secret Love: Mozart - Romance - Andante

-Life's OK: Epic45 - These Dead Years

-Mental Breakdown: Boards of Canada - Ataronchronon

-Driving Scene: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Someone

-Flashback: Scratch Perverts - Watch The Ride (Outro Edit)

-Happy Dance: Locust Toybox - a man with no soul never dies

-Regretting: Vive La Fete - Assez

-Long Night Alone: Pantera - Rise

-Final Battle: The Marriage of a Dead Dog SING! - I Never Cared About

-Death Scene: Lemongrass - La Plume

-Final Ending: Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip - Fixed

-End Credits: Bjork - One Day


I didn't know I had some of that on there. I am a bad person now.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25991816/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25991816/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:27:19 PDT [link]
Oh, look. [link]

I'm 18 on Sunday. Yippee.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25630665/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25630665/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:52:50 PDT
I set up all my art over the academic year in the school gym with everyone else's and when I go to find out when the exhibition is, it turns out it was last Thursday.
This is like when they released the material for the English exam and I found out about it that morning. I wanted to go too.

Also, my radio/hi-fi/whatever broke and today it was fixed so goodsies.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25429004/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25429004/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:50:43 PDT [link].
Good night overall though.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25255147/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25255147/ Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:28:03 PDT
To coïncide with my exam about Hitler and stuff, I got up to a part in a Stephen Fry novel today where he observes a world without Hitler. Instead of Hitler, though, there's a biographically identical but much more powerful man called Rudolf Gloder who manages to amalgamise Europe and everyone's gains and pit them all against America, which is world war, obvz. Quite interesting. It's written from the point of view of a Cambridge student who wakes up in this different world, by the by.
I also found a dimple in my chin recently. I'm becoming a man at alarming rates.

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In other news, I did 5 hours' worth of exams yesterday. My soul hasn't been found since.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25157166/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/25157166/ Sat, 06 Jun 2009 07:40:41 PDT
Marcellus: Holla, Barnardo!
Barnardo: Say, what, is Horatio there?
Horatio: A piece of him.

Revision is the bane of my life.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/24774316/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/24774316/ Fri, 15 May 2009 17:41:52 PDT I went to a fancy dress party this evening and got somewhat bladdered, for the most part wearing a horse head mask (a bit like [link]) and it went down a frigging storm. I also kept laughing at how my friend's belly stuck out while he was holding his and his girlfriend's drinks and I ended up drinking rum and dancing someone against the wall with this scary horse mask on.
Another friend, who looks like the feller who plays Peter Parker in the film, went as Spiderman. He spent a good while breathing in helium and singing. He bailed on my lift from him but I managed to get a lift from another's mother so I'm all right.


What a night.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/24603512/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/24603512/ Tue, 05 May 2009 15:15:05 PDT I hosted a barbecue on Sunday due to my friend's birthday being on Friday and his house smelling of cats (though he has no cats) and it was bank holiday weekend and I had a free house so I invited plenty of mates and one of them made a complete tit of himself and left in a huff at 10 o' clock.

Today, my English teacher spelt "iceberg" wrong.

Also today, I nearly finished my final piece for Art & Design A-level unit 7. I'm using that picture with the lightning bolt made of men and I listened to Lightning Bolt while I drew most of it.

My exams are frigging soon, but on the news it said they might mark the A levels solely on coursework because of the swine flu. I don't know whether or not this is a good thing.

'ALL

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/24246819/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/24246819/ Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:26:08 PDT I made a cup of tea and started thinking about the trend of drinking tea, then smoking tobacco, then the questionability of experience when advising against smoking, then the questionability of everything. Then I felt like writing a manifesto. Argh. Damn Roald Dahl and his little "you work better at the dead of night" thingy.

Also, I copied this [link] into my book alongside all quotes about mystery. I happen to like it. Apparently "La Femme 100 Têtes" means "The Hundred-Headless Woman".

The pain mentioned below is backside pain. No emotional pain for me. No way hose.

Anyway... thought you should all know. Everyone's partial to wasting time by reading about other people's wasted time.
Actually, I won't delve into it. Tra.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/24145981/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/24145981/ Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:59:25 PDT Anyway, the crux of the journal: I just got this mad spam message. I'm sure you wouldn't mind wasting just under a minute reading it and enjoying the mistakes.


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My name is James Hobbys; I am 55 years old white farmer. I hold a dual nationality as a British Zimbabwean. I am resident in Manchester United Kingdom. My wife and two children died in a car accident two years ago while on holiday in Egypt . Since I have no children of my own and immediate relatives, I decided to ask for your help in this project. I have been helping orphans and children in orphanage homes by donating money and other valuable items.

Presently, I am receiving intensive treatment having been diagnosed of cancer of the lungs and my doctors told me that I have few months to live. Before I became ill, I saved the sum of (US$3,350,000) which was derived from the sales of my farm, real estates and gulf court with a private security & deposit company. I wanted to use it for an urgent investment requiring cash payment in Europe because of the problem white farmers were having in Zimbabwe with the government and the black locals which lead to the killing and destruction of properties of some unlucky once.

I am by this letter nominating you as the new beneficiary to collect the fund from the company. After which you will donate on my behalf part of the fund to charity and orphanage homes of your choice around the world.

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If you are willing and capable to carry out this project, please email me back with your names, address, occupation and phone to enable me send an official notification power of attorney to the security company notifying them of your new status as the beneficiary/trustee of the fund.

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I await your urgent response

Yours sincerely,


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LET'S PHONE IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23938011/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23938011/ Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:12:03 PDT ShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShit.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23658638/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23658638/ Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:15:22 PDT I spent the morning watching QI.
I got my results from the January exam resits and I got an A.
I played football for two hours and avoided going on redarse throughout.
I had art and spent it making fun of my friend, who over-gesticulates when she talks.
I bought biscuits from the shop on the way home.
The bus came on time.


Truly a day sent from Heaven.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23507301/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23507301/ Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:17:23 PST "Hypnosis is considered different from sleep, even though the Greek 'ypnos'..."

Instead I wrote:
"Hypnosis is considered different from sleep, even though the Gay 'ypnos'..."

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23383611/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23383611/ Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:11:01 PST "the tyranny mentioned in the poem..."
Instead I wrote:
"the tranny mentioned in this poem..."

What folly.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23230966/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23230966/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:40:47 PST [link]

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23217169/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23217169/ Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:48:22 PST Gatekeepah had incentives to shave, so it's been cancelled. This means you'll all have to just miss laughing at my face and calling my piercing gay.
Just as well, because I was too ratarsed this morning from a sicko three-day party to take a picture. I am hardcore now, but I wasted about £7 on a walking stick and about £4 on an collapsible toy basket. On the even brighter side, we invented a cocktail called Uncle 'Arry.
"It's called Uncle 'Arry because it'll knock you the fuck out!"

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23081004/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/23081004/ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 11:41:22 PST [link]
Place your bets, people!

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22935628/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22935628/ Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:45:12 PST [link]
Soft as a baby's arse. It says five past twelve because it took five minutes to find my camera.
Apparently, =Gatekeepah was drunk late last night ([link]) so I fear he may miss the twelve o'clock entry shave.
The 5^th paragraph of [link] has a bit of information.
There's no A.O.B.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22844475/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22844475/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:01:45 PST [link]
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to drink on an empty head?"
HAHAHAHA!

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22675306/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22675306/ Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:19:06 PST
]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22634326/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22634326/ Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:39:06 PST and I got to read the paper while doing it.
Also recently, I got a letter saying I have an interview for Liverpool Community College for a foundation diploma in visual art next Monday. I got one of those black portfolio case things today and I got to tell the woman in the shop about it.
Less recently, I started playing Banjo Kazooie for the first time. Mad game.
About ten minutes ago, I also managed to write a bassline in 3^1/2/4.



]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22468529/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22468529/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:34:47 PST Wanna see? [link]
In other news, winter is stupid. It takes a good twenty minutes to warm fingers to bass-worthy these days.
I also have two English exams tomorrow and a European History one next Monday. Life is hell.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22069419/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/22069419/ Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:07:49 PST
A KAZOO!

This is amounting to be the best christmas ever.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/21497884/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/21497884/ Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:57:30 PST However, I missed the special QI last night!

A virtually empty journal entry, I know, but I was so happy that I smiled somewhat. Nothing gets you out of depression better than a banjo.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/20287506/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/20287506/ Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:25:29 PDT
- I will still be doing the 100 theme thing;
- I'll upload that essay I finished today soon enough as I was asked to;
- I'm writing a very long poem.

Good day.

UPDATE/ADDENDUM/APPENDIX/EDIT/ADDITION/EPILOGUE/WHATEVER:
The poem is now four chapters long; the mode average length of the chapters is 32 lines (chapter III is 12 lines). Themes include running away, protection, homophobia (accidentally) and aptronymity. Do you want a quote from chapter one?

"'Oh, sugar,' he spat. He strode and sat.
'Well, this is... this...' so that was that.
'How was I supposed to know
He'd be knocked out with just a throw
Of bits of twig?' he asked a fig.
The fruit remembered nothin-g."

You may think "this poem will be an epic!" but it's more of a comedy, from what I've written. I hope somebody likes it because it's not all that easy keeping a continuous rhythm and rhyme scheme over chapter upon chapter. Also, to aid the readers, I will put notes in the commentary on how I would pronounce some of the words, in which case the rhythm works properly.
Also, watch out for three highly experimental short stories. I'll think up a crazy name for the sequence.

Γεια σας, as they say in Greece!

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17808515/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17808515/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:36:39 PDT
1. Life
2. Youth
3. Content
4. Change
5. Dreams
6. Pessimistic - Finished.
7. Pirate
8. Novel
9. Doom
10. Garden
11. Sadness
12. Confusion
13. Freedom
14. Inevitable
15. Idle
16. Vampires
17. Convention - Finished.
18. Roleplaying
19. Skull
20. Pain
21. Joy
22. Time
23. Warmth
24. Voodoo
25. Insomnia
26. Solitude
27. Zombies
28. Heaven
29. Evil
30. Weary
31. Candyland
32. Robot
33. Old-school
34. Puppets
35. Flight
36. Movie
37. What if...
38. Batman
39. Dance
40. O RLY???
41. Play
42. Uh-oh...
43. Duel
44. Sound Effect
45. Caption
46. Photo
47. Pants
48. Red
49. Fiesta
50. Percent
51. Soap Opera
52. Underwear
53. Stress
54. Froof
55. Mutation
56. Skeleton
57. Rock
58. Lies
59. Ninja
60. Message
61. Bugs
62. Effort
63. Bandaid
64. Wry - Finished.
65. Imaginary
66. Fly Me to the Moon
67. Discovery
68. What? - Finished.
69. Adhesive - Finished.
70. Underworld
71. KAWAII DESU [link]
72. Mecha [link]
73. Random [link]
74. Video Game [link]
75. Crisis [link]
76. Insanity [link]
77. Ice [link]
78. Working Hard [link]
79. Hardly Working [link]
80. Sandwich [link]
81. Clone [link]
82. Clumsy [link]
83. Keyboard [link]
84. Hope [link]
85. Song [link]
86. Surprise [link]
87. Cursed [link]
88. Awesomeness [link]
89. Internet [link]
90. Fire [link]
91. Orange [link]
92. Love [link]
93. Annoyance [link]
94. Misunderstanding [link]
95. Fantasia [link]
96. Puppy [link]
97. Lost [link]
98. Pie [link]
99. Fate [link]
100. Death [link]

I shall be giving in my entries in descending order, and I'm hoping I can change the non-verbal titles into words.
The finished ones have links next to them, notice?
Why not join us?


]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17765218/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17765218/ Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:28:51 PDT I got through my history exam anyhow; I'm confident I've done well. I had to sign out of school, though, with the excuse "stiff neck is slowly killing me". I was walking to the station going "ARGH!" every few seconds, I'm sure passers by were worried that I may need exorcising.
So, the moral of the story is, SHUT THE BLOODY WINDOW WHEN YOU GO TO BED AND IT'S WINDY.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17701484/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17701484/ Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:32:48 PDT As in, cacky.
Oh, shush.
To αλφαβητο!
Alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zelta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
I was just watching Kill Bill and the French woman at the end said "you stupid blonde" wrong. Idiot.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17523709/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17523709/ Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:11:53 PDT
[link]
Now excuse me while I dance to White Horse.

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17487708/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17487708/ Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:12:19 PDT WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
Soon enough my computer-based drawings will be much better, and I'll be more prolific.
HEIL DAS KUNSTEN UND MEIN ONKEL JOHNATHON.

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]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17353295/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17353295/ Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:25:06 PDT I think I'm bored.
If you've ever wanted a video form of all this, [link] .

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It wasn't what I was originally doing but have a look anyway.
It's as twisty turny as a twisty turny thing in twisty turny land.
Go. Galk.


]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17210926/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/17210926/ Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:25:47 PST Just to let anybody know, I'm going to start on a video I took on my phone, I'm adding music and shiz. Contribute if it pleases you! (and if you can play an instrument of some sort and can write)

]]> ~the-cheek http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/16993911/ http://the-cheek.deviantart.com/journal/16993911/ Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:52:22 PST
-WHAT IS THE POINT EXACTLY?!!!
-I don't follow this!
-This is odd! (Large picture of a worried face)
-That's not funny!
-You can't have degrees of anonymity!
-Too long!
-Who are you?!
-Less of the comon lexis, it impresses no-one.
-Read MOJO.
-You have no style.

If you cared to read this, take pity because I have to have this done by tomorrow.

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