http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:toolek&section=today deviantART RSS for by:toolek en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:02:24 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/28237695/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/28237695/ Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:41:11 PST I must say, collage is fuckin' awesome xD
Sorry for not uploading much though. I'll probably changing that... just not now xD
PS
DragonAge is AWESOME xD

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/27392864/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/27392864/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:53:07 PDT I never thought why my pictures look different on my pc... Well, yeah I'm a looser xP
But now everything is back to normal I guess, and it looks odd... Ahh, what the hell anyway. xP

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/25998244/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/25998244/ Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:21:53 PDT to write 8 facts about me. So here we go xP
1. I like black humour.
2. I love B movies.
3. I'm mean xP
4. I love reading.
5. I hate tonic water.
6. I'm a bit alergic to mosquitos. D:
7. I like random jokes
8. I lack of ideas -_-"

I TAG:
Nobody, beacuse I'm mercyful xD

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/25686667/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/25686667/ Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:53:39 PDT Thank you so much for 5k views :*
I'll do aniversary picture after Heineken Open'er Festival xD
See you till then :*

PS
I'm ashamed, but I started to play WoW xDDD

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/25305396/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/25305396/ Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:59:15 PDT I've been in Croatia for last 10 days. What can I say...
IT WAS PRETTY FUCKIN' AWESOME! xD
You guys must have been busy - I've got deviations to see xP

[BTW]
still waiting for 5k views x3
Comic with ~Olivietta --> ~stay-dead-plz

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/24893924/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/24893924/ Fri, 22 May 2009 16:39:18 PDT Anyway, there'll be kiriban soon(er or later xP) 5k I assume
So, in advance, the person who'll send me screen closest possible to 5k wins a picture xD
BTW I'm getting bank account (at least xD) so maybe I'll get myself a subscription xD

Also, Please visit mine and ~Olivietta's comic --> ~stay-dead-plz

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/24202375/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/24202375/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:53:28 PDT Olivietta ==>

Feature tag:
The first 14 to comment on this journal will get 3 pieces from their gallery (I will choose them).

In return, those Deviants featured will have to create their own Journal placing me in the first slot, for a total of 15 features!

1.
[link] [link] [link]

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/23715278/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/23715278/ Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:00:47 PDT Well, I have this project with awesome ~Olivietta
It's our own COMIC
The title is "Stay Dead Plz" xD
And you can watch it by clicking here -->
Hope you will like it x3

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]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/22123945/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/22123945/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:55:56 PST
~~x x x ~~

Tagged by and

The rules are:
1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 6 random facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal/blog of these facts
4. At the end of the post 6 more persons are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged

1. I'm not alcoholic... Alcoholics go on the meetings...
2. I have funny elbow.
3. I fuckin' swear a lot.
4. I love shrimps.
5. I try to smoke less.
6. I love inappropriate jokes xD


~~ x x x ~~

And now Akatsuki quiz, tagged by :iconolivietta

Rules: Who ever reads this who is an Akatsuki fan, you must answer these questions.

1. Who do you like the most in the Akatsuki?
Tobi - a good boy xD

2. If you are able to work for one of the Akatuski members, who would it be? (and why you chose him or her)
Konan - she's hot xDDD

3. Do you have a favorite pairing? (Doesn't have to be romantic, just as partners would work)
Konan and Tobi xD That would be funny xD

4. What is the reason why you love the Akatsuki?
Because... they are EVIL xDDD

5. Do you remember your first impression of Itachi?
Ugly chick xP

6. Do you remember your first impression of Kisame?
Fishy...

7. Do you remember your first impression of Deidara?
Cute chick xD

8. Do you remember your first impression of Sasori (as Hiruko)?
WTF? O,o

9. Do you remember your first impression of Sasori (his true appearance)?
Orochimaru muts have liked him xDDDD

10. Do you remember your first impression of Hidan?
Lame

17. What do you think was the reason Sasori joined the Akatsuki?
He was Orochimarus illegal lover xDDD

18. Do you want to join the religion (cult) of Jashin?
BURN IN HELL PAGAN PUNK! D:<

19. What do you think of the Akatsuki carrying out their missions as partners?
gay ._.

20. In your opinion, who looks the youngest in the Akatsuki?
Sasori in kid-mode xDD

21. Who looks the farthest from a human being in the Akatsuki?
Zetsu - Plant?You gotta be kidding me xD

22. If you're able to save only one Akatsuki member, who would it be?
Tobi xDDD

23. In your opinion, who do you think has the saddest past?
Deidara- nobody understood his art xD

24. Who do you think has longer hair. Itachi or Deidara?
Itachi I guess xP

25. If you were to recieve Konan's hair piece, Itachi's necklace, or Hidan's necklace, which would you choose? (btw this is if you were to get the actual item)
Itachi's necklace xD

26. Which side of Zetsu do you think is the main body? The right or the left?
Black xD

27. Do you think Kisame's skin color is genetic?
Nope. Hepaints himself 8]

28. How much money do you think Kakuzu saved?
Enough to buy your mum xP

29. If a non-Akatsuki character from NARUTO would join the Akatsuki, which character do you think can stop the Akatsuki from loosing members?
Oprah Winfrey xP


BTW
I wish you Merry fuckin' Christmas xDDD

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/21643212/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/21643212/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:29:52 PST

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/21065792/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/21065792/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:09:47 PDT
tagged by ~Salomea

Dear ~Olivietta

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with Paris Hilton and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returningthe pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the incarnation as an Eskimo.

Go burn,

toolek

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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal or anyone you'd like):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,

-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - which your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That you’re Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - which I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
... ]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/20536639/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/20536639/ Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:25:46 PDT ,<
It was frickin' awesome there
Greetings for Jan-Aut, my host! Thanks man! xD
Anyway, I came Poland, and:
-the weather is awful
-I have to go to school again
-I have to do my ID (a lot of bureaucracy -,-)
-And the worse: the sesame from sandwitches sold in our school shop is GONE!

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/20386441/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/20386441/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:53:28 PDT
The school has started! Good I'm leaving for a student exchange program to Germany

But, meanwhile...
13th September I'll turn 18 xDDD
Hope I'll get some arr, when I'm back xP
Seriously xD

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/20070757/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/20070757/ Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:40:32 PDT
So COMMENT NOW.

The catch? If you're listed here, then you need to write a journal like this one. ^^ Fair enough right? ^^



[link] Balmung
[link] Ribbon
[link] half of me is real?



[link] Zatanna sexy pinup
[link] Rouge for Fobia
[link] Cleo's Sexy pinup



[link] ..good morning..
[link] SHUT UP
[link] OC tournament


idea by ~Haohmaru77

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/19984438/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/19984438/ Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:01:54 PDT The summer break is almost over, and the wheather is getiing worse,and worse... Damn!
By the way:
Categories on dA are... weird...
I really don't understand this system O,o

PS
Yeah, I really don't have idea for the Subject xD

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]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/18941505/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/18941505/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:03:45 PDT Time to party, getting drunk andhaving fun xDDDDD

oh yeah, and I'm going to Germany for week or two xP See you later

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/18731775/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/18731775/ Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:46:21 PDT Yay! 1000 pageviews! Thank you!

x(:
Poland lost the match with Germany in Euro 2008... Damn you germans!

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/18456595/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/18456595/ Fri, 23 May 2008 00:55:48 PDT

• Pytanie (P): Wstaw "[twoje imie] potrzebuje" w wyszukiwarke Google.
Odpowiedz (O): "Maciek potrzebuje kogoś, kto mógłby mu sprzątnąć kuwetkę, pójść do sklepu po jakiś smakołyk, trochę się pobawił." (sam już sprzątam swoją kuwetkę :< )

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] wyglada jak" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "Maciek wygląda jak typowy ujeżdżacz Harleya." (born to be wild xDDD)

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] mowi" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "czyli schrupałaś (jak to maciek mówi) ciacho xD." (fajne mam powiedzonka xD)

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] chce" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "Maciek chcę spać" (soooooooo true xD)

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] wykonuje" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "A ja przyznaję, że Maciek wykonuje lepszą pracę niż ja" (pwn3d xD)

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] nienawidzi" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "Maciek nienawidzi wódki i wina a zwłaszcza Goliata i Nalewki Sądeckiej." (herezja! x[ )

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] pyta" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "Maciek pyta od zawsze." (a cio to?)

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] staje sie" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "Maciek staje się nowym Królem. Ale na razie ten Król jest nagi." (oh noes)

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] lubi" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "Mój Maciek lubi (robi to dość często) szczypac, jak tylko zobaczy gołe ciało." (yeah, baby 8] )

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] zjada" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "Maciek zjada. dodatkowo porcję Apap." (moja biedna główka =,= )

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] nosi" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: "Dlaczego Maciek nosi buty zamszowe w zimie przy tak dużej wilgotności?" (dlaczego ?)

• P: Wstaw "[twoje imie] byl aresztowany za" w wyszukiwarke Google.
O: " Nie znaleziono żadnych wyników wyszukiwania dla hasła "maciek był aresztowany za"." ( T___________T *chlip*)

tag: komukolwiek się chce xP

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/18290846/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/18290846/ Mon, 12 May 2008 14:36:45 PDT
Buahahahahha xD

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/17573939/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/17573939/ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:20:24 PDT It's wacom bamboo one x3
I did only one deviation by it xP
But when i get used to it (soon, I hope xP) there will be more xP
Well then...
YAY! again xP

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/17460322/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/17460322/ Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:00:38 PDT You may ask why so many deviations today.
So here's the answer: My scaner was dead(don't really know why) for few days. And now... It ressurected (just like Jesus xD) so I'm colouring xDDDD

BTW
"Recent Deviation" section is broken

]]> ~toolek http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/17027935/ http://toolek.deviantart.com/journal/17027935/ Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:35:05 PST
1. Wybierz kapelę/wokalistę i odpowiadaj tylko tytułami jego piosenek:
BIG CYC

2. Jesteś kobietą czy mężczyzną?
Kapitan Żbik.

3. Opisz siebie:
Leń.

4. Co myślą o Tobie ludzie
Buntownik z aerozolu.

5. Co Ty myślisz o sobie?
Jak słodko zostac świrem.

6. Ex-facet/dziewczyna:
Wielka miłość do Babci Klozetowej.

7. Obecny facet/dziewczyna:
Tu nie będzie rewolucji.

8. Opisz, gdzie chciał(a)byś być:
Wspaniałe miasto Amsterdam.

9. Opisz, gdzie mieszkasz:
Na zadupiu.

10. Opisz, jak żyjesz:
Orgazm.

11. O co byś poprosił(a), gdybyś miał(a) tylko jedno życzenie?
Alkoholu pełne nieba.

12. Podziel się złotą myślą:
Mejk low not łor.

13. Ogólna porada:
Nie wierzcie elektrykom.

14. Ulubiony tekst, którym podrywasz:
Kręcimy pornola.

15. A jeśli tamten nie zadziała:
Nie możemy być razem.

16. Do jakiej szkoły chodziłeś/aś
Zwiewam z budy.

17. Pepsi czy Cola:
Kocham piwo

18. Zwierzątka domowe?
Goryle.

19. Ulubione jedzenie:
Hamlet i omlet.

20. Pijesz?
Zbyszek Kieliszek i koleżanka Szklanka.

21. Na do widzenia:
Żegnaj Pamelo.

]]> ~toolek