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                <title>Virginia War Museum</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:19:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I went to the <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.warmuseum.org/">Virginia War Museum</a> today. Got a few decent shots, nothing spectacular. F'n glass always prevents me from getting shots of the more interesting things. Also found a cool fallout shelter sign in the gift shop.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well it's about f'n time...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:58:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know I haven't updated anything for a while, so I am going through a lot of my recent photos, cleaning them up and getting them posted. Lots of museum and zoo stuff, and a ton of shots from Ireland and other vacations will be going up soon.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 19:30:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Agus beimid inár n-aoirí<br />
ar do shonsa, a Thiarna, ar do shonsa,<br />
tá cumhacht tagtha anuas ó do lámh<br />
ionas go gcomhlíonadh ár gcosa do thoil go tapaidh.<br />
Sruthóimid ar aghaidh mar abhainn chugat<br />
Agus plódaithe le hanamacha a bheidh sí go deo.<br />
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Nuair a bheirim thuas mo chlaíomh lonrach agus nuair a ghearann mo lámh an breithiúnas gheobhaidh mé díoltas ar mo naimhde agus aisíocfaidh mé astu a chránn mé. A Thiarna, ardaigh mé go dti do lámh dheisagus cuir mé in áireamh na Naomh.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sex Survey</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:48:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was in the grocery store the other day stocking up on processed cheese food substitutes.  The line was rather long of course because I was in the "I-can't-count-to-10" items express-line.  This is the line where people justify their bulging shopping carts by saying they only have "4 basic food groups".  After a brief altercation with a septuagenarian in front of me (an altercation that ended with a well placed kielbasa), I had to wait while he paid his $187.51 grocery bill with pennies from his coin purse.  I settled down among the candy bars to nurse my fresh wounds and perused the women's magazines.<br />
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I think most men are uncomfortable reading women's magazines.  Probably they feel their masculinity is threatened if they are seen reading these journalistic tributes to estrogen overload.   As if publicly reading Cosmopolitan shouts to the world "I'm wearing pantyhose right now, and thank God the cotton lining lets me breath!"  Well believe me, you can be reading Guns and Ammo magazine and still be thankful for that cotton lining, but that's not my point.  <br />
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I love reading women's magazines.  Besides the eroticism of the hair removal advertisements, these rags are a treasure trove of valuable insight into the psyche of the American female.  If indeed our humanity is characterized by an ongoing "Battle of the Sexes", I believe it is important to know thy enemy.  For our own survival, men need to read these magazines to prepare themselves for the full-scale assault of a woman who's just read a Redbook article entitled "10 Ways To Get Your Man To Share His Inner Most Feelings".  Men know their inner most feelings involve Hooters Girls, sports statistics, Hooters Girls, making lots of money, Hooters Girls, red meat, sports statistics and Hooter Girls (not necessarily in that order).  Men don't need a women's magazine to know that they should never share their innermost feelings.  However, by reading the pabulum in these magazine articles, men will be well-armed to answer the barrage of questions fired at them;  Men should always be prepared for questions like:  "Where do you see our relationship going?"  "If you didn't meet me, would you be happy with someone else? or the ever-dreaded "Am I fat?".  It might come as some surprise to men that the correct answers to these questions respectively are: "I like our relationship just the way it is.", "I guess so.", and "Well you have put on a few."<br />
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Even if men have no interest in arming themselves for the inevitable salvo of female banter, it's just plain funny reading women's magazines to see what drives women nuts.  The worldly importance women place upon "the right shoes" is hilarious.  Of course the worldly importance men place upon their favorite quarterback's rating is equally hilarious to women.  For me though, women's magazines are just funny to read.<br />
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In every women's magazine though, there is the inevitable QUIZ.  These quizzes are usually the most entertaining sections of the magazines (besides the "men are pigs" horror stories).  Additionally, the quizzes are easily completed while Granny is searching through her coupon organizer in the check-out line.  Usually the quizzes are all sexually related, although a few amusing fashion quizzes show up from time to time.  Understandably, not everyone wants to pay the $3.95 to buy one of these rags, so I've developed a quiz myself based on the valuable information I've read in women's magazines.  Go ahead and read it.  You might just learn a little about yourself and the opposite sex.<br />
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1. Women will often go to bed with a man on a first date if she believes the man is:<br />
 a) Interested in a long term commitment<br />
 b) Well educated and with a good career<br />
 c) Wearing great shoes<br />
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2. Men will often likely go to bed with a woman on a first date if the woman:<br />
 a) is attractive<br />
 b) is intelligent<br />
 c) has no visible open sores...and even that can be cured with a few tequilas.<br />
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3. A sure sign that a man is losing his sex drive is<br />
 a) he is not aroused by his partner<br />
 b) he would prefer to read a book<br />
 c) he's too lazy to patch the leak in the doll<br />
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4. Men are most likely to masturbate<br />
 a) once a week<br />
 b) twice a week<br />
 c) before finishing this survey<br />
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5. Women are most likely to masturbate<br />
 a) in a bathtub<br />
 b) listening to soothing music<br />
 c) after "minute-man" has begun snoring.<br />
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6. To prolong sex and delay orgasm, men often think about<br />
 a) baseball<br />
 b) football<br />
 c) Hillary Clinton<br />
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7. One way a woman can enhance her sexual life with her partner is to:<br />
 a) suggest playing role-playing games<br />
 b) meet him at the door wearing Saran wrap<br />
 c) charge discount fees for loyal customers <br />
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8. One way a man can enhance his sexual life with his partner is to<br />
 a) su... ]]></description>
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                <title>On Stock Art</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2005 13:52:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've decided to start making most of my photos stock art for others to use. I just hope someone can make some use of it. ]]></description>
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                <title>On Poetry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 21:03:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We Irish are too quick to be self-effacing. Poetry is the soul standing naked, an act of our courage if ever there was one. ]]></description>
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                <title>On Common Sense</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 16:14:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you could knock sense into people,  I'd tour the world with a Louisville  Slugger. ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2004 20:10:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I looked up, half hoping to see the  thing from my dream... but all I saw  was a sky full of stars. ]]></description>
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                <title>John Stewart tells it like it is...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 19:58:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831">Crossfire gets owned.</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 11:56:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know that I haven't really updated  with anything meaningful in quite some  time, but life has been relatively  uneventful as of late. I've been  passing most of my time by working out  (trying to get in shape  other than  round  and rid of my gut) and catching  up on my reading... <u>Backfire</u>, by Loren  Baritz, has taught me many things that  I did not know about America's  involvement and subsequent failure in  Vietnam. As informative as this work  may be, it's a rather difficult read  due to the upsetting subject matter.  The saddest part about it is that I  almost feel like it's happening all  over again with our involvement in  Iraq.<br />
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On a lighter note, I also finally got  around to reading Mary Shelley's <u> Frankenstein</u> in its entirety, which I  thoroughly enjoyed though I was left  rather confused as to why there was no  Igor/Ygor (however the fuck you wanna  spell it). As it turns out, Igor was  not written into the story by Mary  Shelley, but was introduced by Wyllis  Cooper in his screenplay for the 1939  film "Son of Frankenstein". Oh well...<br />
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As part of the same collection, I also  read Robert Louis Stevenson's <u>The  Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde</u> . Everyone knows the basic story, even  without reading it, so I recommend  skipping this one. It at least has an  interesting take on the duality of man,  but touches on it so briefly that it's  really not worth the time it takes to  read it. At least I have Bram Stoker's <u> Dracula</u> to look forward to (last part  of the "Classics of Horror"  collection), though that is being put  on indefinite hold at least until I  finish reading Carl Sagan / Ann  Druyan's <u>Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors</u> , after which I plan to read Morgan  Llywelyn's <u>1916</u> and Larry Beinhart's <u> American Hero</u> (which was the basis for  the film "Wag the Dog"), respectively.<br />
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I guess that's all for now.<br />
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<i>What a drag it is getting old...</i> ]]></description>
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                <title>the box doodle project</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2004 10:14:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.neu-e.de/">Kick-ass art concept</a>. I think I may try  to do something like that. ]]></description>
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                <title>Lightning Crashes</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2004 08:01:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We all know the impression of a very  heavy flash of lightning in the night.  Within a second's time we see a broad  landscape, not only in its general  outlines but with every detail.  Although we could never describe each  single component of the picture, we  feel that not even the smallest leaf of  grass escapes our attention. We  experience a view, immensely  comprehensive and at the same time  immensely detailed, that we never could  under normal daylight conditions, and  perhaps not during the night either, if  our senses and nerves were not strained  by the extraordinary suddenness of the  event. ]]></description>
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                <title>The Lesson of the Moth</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2004 17:56:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was talking to a moth late one  evening, and he was trying to break  into an electric light bulb and fry  himself on the wires.<br />
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"Why do you fellows pull this stunt?" I  asked him. "Because it is the  conventional thing for moths or why if  that had been an uncovered candle  instead of an electric bulb, you would  now be a small, unsightly cinder. Have  you no sense?"<br />
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"Plenty of it," he answered. "But at  times, we get tired of using it. We get  bored with the routine and crave beauty  and excitement. Fire is beautiful and  we know that if we get too close, it  will kill us. But what does that  matter? It is better to be happy for a  moment and be burned up with the beauty  than to live a long time and be bored  all the while. So we wad all our life  up into one little roll and then we  shoot the roll. That is what life is  for. It is better to be part of beauty  for one instant and then cease to exist  than to exist forever and never be a  part of beauty. Our attitude toward  life is 'come easy, go easy.' We are  like human beings used to be, before  they became to civilized to enjoy  themselves."<br />
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And before I could argue him out of his  philosophy, he went and immolated  himself on a patent cigar lighter. I do  not agree with him myself. I would  rather have half the happiness and  twice the longevity. But at the same  time, I wish there was something I  wanted as badly as he wanted to fry  himself. ]]></description>
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                <title>Gas prices got your attention?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 17:18:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Energy Bills Are Down to the Wire<br />
There's a More Secure, Cheaper,  Environmentally Sensitive Way</b><br />
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While working alongside Greenpeace,  Natural Resources Defense Council,  Sierra Club, MoveOn, Working Assets,  and others, TrueMajority members have  succeeded in preventing passage of the  Bush Administration's energy bill.  Rather than see sky-high gas prices and  yet another American war in the Middle  East as the perfect occasion to enact  sustainable energy policies, those who  support the oil and coal industries in  the White House and in Congress are  using current events to launch another  push for the same old stuff: relax  environmental laws, drill the  wilderness, and burn more fuel.<br />
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Of course, it doesn't have to be this  way. Our country currently lags behind  the rest of the world in energy  conservation and renewable supplies;  just look at the effects on America's  health, the environment, and national  security. <br />
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There are three things TrueMajority  members can do:<br />
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1) Tell Congress to reject any new  energy legislation that doesn't get  serious about renewable supplies and  energy conservation. (They'll try to  sneak these bills through over the  coming months, so now is a good time to  send a clear message.)<br />
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2) Write a letter to the editor to  educate your neighbors and to further  pressure your members of Congress.<br />
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3) Help our friends at the Apollo  Alliance promote their detailed plan  for sustainable and secure energy, and  to run the TV ad that lays bare the  Bush energy policies.<br />
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<b>TELL CONGRESS</b>. Tell your senators and  representatives to vote against any  bill that does more to help keep us  hooked on fossil fuels than it does to  help us break the habit. <a href="http://action.truemajority.org/ctt.asp?u=467265&l=663">Just click  this link!</a><br />
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Then please forward this message to  anyone else you know who believes our  future should include renewable energy.<br />
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<b>WRITE A LETTER TO THE EDITOR</b>. Letters  to the editor are another powerful way  to influence your Congress members.  This feature uses state-of-the-art  technology to make it really easy for  you to submit a letter to the editor. <a href="http://action.truemajority.org/l2e/index.asp?cp=23"> Click here to give it a try!</a><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.apolloalliance.org">PROMOTE THE APOLLO ALLIANCE</a></b>. Check out  the folks who are working for a  positive alternative, and if you like  what you read, kick in a few bucks to  help them or their latest "Out of Gas"  ad campaign. Remember, the power of the  online community is that ten dollars  from 10,000 people adds up to a  good-sized budget to confront the  special interests.<br />
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<i>So here and now, in our rotting nation<br />
The blood, it pours, its all on our  hands now<br />
We live, in fear, of our own potential<br />
To win, to lose, its all on our hands  now</i> ]]></description>
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                <title>Light and Darkness</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2004 19:24:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The idea that both Light and Darkness  are mutually exclusive and total in  themselves is the root of this notion  that Light and Darkness are rivals.<br />
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Therefore, according to this supposed  truism, it is possible for Light to  penetrate Darkness, and for Darkness to  wholly consume the Light.<br />
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We gravitate toward such statements  because they provide convenient  metaphors to illustrate an "ultimate  good" or a "pure evil". After all,  nothing supports a moral point like a  potent metaphor.<br />
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By my reckoning, however, Light and  Darkness exist as degrees of  themselves. No light is ultimately  bright, nor is any shadow without some  character of lightness.<br />
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As I look around, I see Light and  Darkness swirling together. Like  partners, they dance, dipping and  swooping in an intimate embrace.<br />
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Perhaps this is merely my own  perception of things... but to a poet,  what else is there? ]]></description>
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                <title>On My Own Art</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2004 20:25:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ When I think of my art, I envision a  child popping a wheelie on a tricycle.  That shit just shouldn't occur. ]]></description>
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                <title>Reach</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2004 18:25:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Somewhere between a fight and a dance  is the mystery of our true spirit. A  secret that can turn moments into a  history fit for human consumption. To  let time nourish instead of erode, to  let time nourish instead of erode, to  let time nourish instead of erode. To  let time nourish instead of erode. ]]></description>
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                <title>Fit to wear the Queen's uniform?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2004 18:22:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This weekend, British Prime Minister  Tony Blair promised that any soldiers  suspected of torturing Iraqi detainees  would be disciplined. The Chief of the  General Staff of the British Army,  General Mike Jackson, has stated that  any soldier who subjects Iraqi  prisoners to ill-treatment or torture  is not fit to wear the Queen's uniform.  General Jackson also sat on the Army  Board that ruled that the murderers of  an Irish citizen, Peter McBride, were  fit to wear the Queen's uniform and  could remain in the British Army.<br />
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Is it really any wonder that British  soldiers murdered, raped and tortured  detainees while serving in Basra  alongside Scots Guardsmen Wright and  Fisher, the convicted murderers of  Peter McBride? ]]></description>
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                <title>On being an organ donor</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2004 09:54:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I must admit that I'm a bit torn on  this particular issue. I, myself, am  not an organ donor. Why? Because I want  to be prepared just in case there is  some sort of afterlife in which my  vital organs may be needed. Anyway,  that's the short answer for why I  choose to not be an organ donor, but it  goes deeper... I still haven't decided  whether I wish to be buried or cremated  once I finally die. If there is an  afterlife of sorts in which I would  need my earthly form intact, I would  take comfort in being buried with my  body unaltered. Why should I have to  donate my eyes to some blind bastard,  lest I suffer in the afterlife without  being able to see?! Also, on the same  side of this coin, I am concerned that  any part of my living flesh that may be  put into another human being may still  hold a portion of my consciousness,  leaving me to experience the continued  existence of the organ's recipient  through his/her senses, unable to  control any aspect of this new life for  said organ.<br />
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Aside from theological aspects, here's  what really divides me on this issue.  As a modern Druid (or Secular  Humanist), I fully support the  advancement of the human species via  science and technology. In this  perspective, I should want my body  donated to science once my life ends.  However, I also feel that the earth is  over-populated by humans as it is, and  if my body is destroyed/buried in its  entirety after my death, this may  increase the chances of hindering the  bearing of posterity by those who may  benefit from my donated organs.<br />
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It is for these reasons that I (at this  point in time) have chosen not to be an  organ donor. To some, this may sound  selfish, and it is to some extent.  However, it's also about preservation  of our planet and to keep our species  from over-populating and dying off  completely. If that makes me a selfish  asshole, then so be it.<br />
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SIDE NOTE: This essay is far from being  my complete view on this issue as it is  more of a "reader's digest breakdown",  feel free to contact me directly for  further deliberation. ]]></description>
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                <title>Combatting Spam</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 18:37:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ When is it finally going to stop? When  will the spammers realise that no one  is interested in their products? Anyone  with internet access should already  know that the enhancement/diet  pills/treatments don't work. How many  laws need to be passed before this type  of "forced-down-your-throat" guerrilla  advertising will finally come to an  end..? Checking my daily email messages  has become an all-out war! We are all  aware that spam adversely affects the  business environment in several ways.  Time taken to deal with spam results in  loss of productivity. Viruses are  transported in spam messages and the  spam content is often offensive. Last  April, the company I work for  implemented an enterprise filtering  solution to control spam. At that time,  we were receiving 40,000 emails each  day, of which 31% were spam. Today we  are receiving 66,000 emails daily, of  which 56% are spam. Clearly, the amount  of spam is on the increase as are the  threats spam can carry, and these  filters are simply not enough. Too  often, real business messages get  quarantined as spam while the real spam  slips through the filters.<br />
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A time is going to come when we, the  cyber-people, will have to take the law  into our own Carpal Tunnel Syndrome  suffered hands, rise up and hunt the  spam bastards down, cram all their  penis and breast enlargement pills down  their throats, cover their entire  bodies with their weight-loss patches,  pack them all onto their fantasy  vacation cruise-liner, send the ship to  some remote, uninhabited island in the  South Pacific (or France for all I  care), then DROP A GODDAMNED H-BOMB ON  THOSE HORSE-COCK SUCKERS!!!<br />
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EDIT: In this rant, I have suggested  that death is the only acceptable  punishment for spammers. In reality,  I'm not quite so heartlessly  blood-thirsty. Instead, simply filling  their lungs with angry wasps or  replacing their blood with turpentine  would be satisfactory. ]]></description>
                <author>~tusixoh</author>
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