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This is rather funny. - shh i'm drunk.

[link] being one of the ones that made me laugh.

bastard tagged me.


rules:
the 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly.
in the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names.
don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours.

1. my only fear in this world in this world is clowns you could hang me upside down at 30,000 and i wouldnt care unless a clown was there.

2. i tell tall tales (and / or exagerate alot). (ikhons one but i do too, i start to tell a story then just add stuff because my imagination thinks, it'd be alot better if there was a peg legged man walking past)

3. i am a pyromaniac, ever since i was a child i loved big (controlled) fires, i used to walk home from school collecting dry grass and other fuel's and have a little fire in my room on a metal square i found, also water intriques me. being in it that is.

4. i'm an extremely fussy eater, my diet is terrible, i like milk, orange juice (diluted) bread, toast, just a spread on it, no jam or anything, dont like spices, dont like vegitables for the most part, love meats, fish, meat, no pasta, no pizza, why oh why does it have to be a tomato based thing, otherwise i'd love it.

5. i have a thing for ice at the moment, i want it in every drink i have, yet i've never asked for it in a pint because of looking a tit.

6. this is a really hard thing to fill out, oh yeah, i can lucid dream, since i was a kid til about 15 i pissed the bed, doctor always said it was because i was a nervous child because i was a lazy child, which was ballocks.

i would have a dream, it would change so i could never catch it, a dream so real i'm surprised i didnt stay for a little long and do a big curly poo, basically i'd walk up to the toilet, take a pee and it'd feel great, walk away done and dusted woowoo. wake up in the morning in a bath of warm piss, so i explained it wasnt neither of those and that i was having dreams, i'm a notably deep sleeper, i've slept walked a fair bit of my life, so he sent me to a sleep specalist in the city, i liked her immediatly from all the surrealist paintings in her waiting room, so i go in, take a seat and she teaches me how to lucid dream, she tells me to go to bed in the next room and try it, i obviously wasnt going to piss somebody elses bed so i had this totally awesome dream and ever since then, my dreams have ticked on my imaginations limits, obviously never visited the toilet again and damn its been fun.

i tag:

i'll do it later.

fugly here got himself on the radio 1 website...

[link]

Its not often i'm a really most excellent and triumphant person but i woke up this morning with this letter on my pillow unopened and i thought woo i have a job, but it was something way more serious (atleast) IF you give a shit.

so here it goes.

The Letter

Dear Mr Walker,

Over the last few weeks we have experienced a steady decline in blood stock levels as we have welcomed fewer blood donors. Severe weather conditions towards the end of March caused several community donating opportunities to be cancelled. This loss of critical blood donations has been worsened by the fall in donor numbers due to the Easter holidays.

The situation is very serious. We need all donors who are available to give blood immediately as a matter of priority. It is very important Scotland collects 1,000 units of blood every single day. (In recent weeds we have. barely averaged 880 donations each day).

If you can donate and you are in good health please help us by donating at the session detailed below. If you know of anyone who is thinking of giving blood but has not yet come forward please encourage them to follow your own excellent example now. We dearly need their support.

Please do not hesitate to contact us on 0845 30 17 2 70 if you have any queries.
Thank you.

Now i know the NHS when it comes to giving blood, my mum had given all her life so i was constantly reading the letters, they sent her and usually it was just a quick, right the donor wagons coming to your town, get down there and we'll give you some tea and biscuits and you'll be out in a jiffy, but this sounds serious, scotland had some SERIOUSLY bad snow (well for us it was) and while it was fun for scamping around in, you dont think about this sort of thing.

So if you are scottish, and you're not a big girly girl who's scared of needles (all of you who get piercings and then say you're scared of them, i've kicked my friends for saying that so dont bother)

GIVE BLOOD

one more thing.

the human body has roughly about three pints of spare blood (and unless your clumsy) you wont be needing it, three teaspoons of blood saves a premature baby.



thanks guys.

on a note, it feels like summer, i've started doing stuff again rather than getting drunk all the time so thats a yay, but as you can see from my recently submissions, i've lost my knack for a bit, give it a sec.

i've got some hp5 in the tumbler, soon my pretty's soon.

on another note, internet provides more hilarity... sorry everybody

where God transforms a man into a fly as punishment for wasting his life.

i hate my cat

apparently.. so do others.






do what you can. when you can. do it with pride.

>>>>>>>>>>> Scuz <<<<<<<<<<<




brodie everybody.

he's a egotistical, fantastical, testicle.



my buddy brodie, all scuz'd up
Scuz

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Inventor of the electronic flash
pioneer of quite fast photography

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I had a blonde moment yesterday, and i was like, har har i'm eating shepherds pie (its made of shepherds har har) then i was laughing at shepherd being two joined words (this is the sorta shit i forget and remember and think hahah thats cool - bare with me)

so yeah shepherd (sheep herding) --- yes my other friends did point and laugh me down for this

fuck it

I was talking to =RockstarVanity at the time and she was impressed too
'i bet there are LOADS of joined words'

and the joined words quest began!

/epic-music-here

/or-just-metal

while i was stumbling ever so graciously home last night i thought of another one

conscience..

con - science

con being the bad thing

science, fact, precision

so conscience was made from the weighing up of the con's of a situation, if the con's over weighted the actions worth, then it wouldnt be worth the moral badness.

conscience.

So i ask you, think of a joined word, and give me your explanation how the two words have seperate meanings and a new meaning when brought together

p.s you cant make up the word its got to have common usage

GO!.

me and tanya will continue to battle it out independently though.

rah rah.

/fallible quest

FINALLY! a big fucking explosion that was a good old fuck up and nobody died!

ah, good times.

heres some getty's.









and a link to the story.
heh

but yip i find it awesome and good. i cant think of one bad thing about this happening.

After that, having cheated death so many times, Capa vowed never to risk his life in wartime photography again. In 1954, however, he agreed to supply LIFE with some photos of the escalating conflict between the French and the Viet Minh in Indochina. That spring, while attempting to get as close to the fighting as possible, he stepped on a land mine and was killed at the age of 40.

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Interesting article on internet freedom's and new law's come to pass.


'The record and movie industries need to realise that they are not special, they are not privileged and they do not have public support for the heavy-handed way they are dealing with the issues which increased access to digital content creates.'

_{almost kinda shooting myself in the foot but true.}

Okay, well thanks for the DD chris, actually, thanks for another one

though i really dont deserve it. i've been sloppy as hell this year.

anyway, i have a dilema.

so for anybody who knows their gadgets, point me in the right direction.

i got a Ipod photo 60gb for £120, brand new, sealed, totally untouched, they sell on ebay for £220, so i was thinking about flogging it and getting either a iaudio x5, which i'm actually not fancying anymore, or a psp with v1.5 firmware and a nice big memory stick.

but i really cant decide. and i'm dieing here, i dont know what to do

help!

Ernstfischer - good

i'm going to see motorhead and in flames on monday the 7th in glasgow. - Glasgow carling academy

motorhead are going to be laughable, but in flames are great and i havent been to a metal gig in quite some time so it shall be fun.

i got another 3 boards of canada albums this week which is just super.

i've got some 200 and 400 iso fuji stuff thats rattling away off my yashica so expect some new shots soon.

also come the new year i will begin my first ever photography project.

rather than just shooting with no real cause.

details on that will come when i've finished the short straw of the project

i never really do this but..this guys stuff astounds me in so many ways











i think it could be the natural mirroing elements which as you all know i love...