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If it looks like I'm turning emo, someone shoot me just below the stupid bleached fringe I'll be getting.

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/21592579/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/21592579/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:31:31 PST
I feel great. I'm exercising, I'm losing weight hand over fist and (and this could just be my imagination) I see mto be getting more smiles from the young ladies around me. I care deeply aout the young lady vote, so this is kinda important to me, you understand.

My creativity is on the rise and my confidence... ah... my confidence is starting to pick up again for the first time in years. Those that haven't known me that long may be suprised to hear that I'm nowhere near as confidant as I was once. I was in a pretty abd relationship that kinda broke me in a lot of ways. But these last couple of days? I've been full of myself in a good way! Usually I'm really shy around the women I've got a thing for. There's the girl I see almost every day I'm at work. I used t call her spider - she has dreadlocks and there's that whole spider bite thing - and I swear, the idea of talking to her gave me cold feet like noones business. Today? Today I walk up to her, tell her that she's one of the most gorgeous people I know and tell her I gotta know her name... AND IT WASN'T ACTUALLY CREEPY! She actually sought me out afterwards and there was follow up in a good way! Well... I say good. Others may disagree ^_^

God, usually I'd have made some sort of self deprecating joke at that point. Not today!

Today is the day that I determine that I am awesome and people who don't like it can blow me. Today is the day where I can feel good about being me. Today is the day that women love me and men love to be around me. Today is the day that I don't have to be the centre of attention and just crack bad jokes to make sure people remember I'm there.

Today is the day that I can be damn glad I'm me, and I hope that tomorrow is too.

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I need a discussion, right now, of the most mary-sue character that can be throught of. Here's the importent bit, I need the mary-sue alone, NOT other people's opinions of her. Yeah, yeah, we all know that everyone loves mary-sues unconditionally, but I want this chick by herself, if that makes sense. No external influences, just a description of personality and appearance. Oh, and points will also be awarded for the most Mary-sue name.

This is going to be awesome. FUCK YOU STEPHANIE MEYER!

(x-posted about the place)

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So whatever it is that I could have done, I take full responsibility, laughing at your feeble protests all the while! Fool!

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If any of you actually get my 6k, feel free to send me something you wanna see written, turned into a mini or stick figured. Or whatever, no promises of goodness!

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/12775865/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/12775865/ Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:15:34 PDT
Is it just me, or with the latest thing I threw up here only showing if you full view?

It's probbly just my computer being a bitch, but is anyone else having trouble?

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/12280868/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/12280868/ Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:28:14 PDT
If I can't find something to upload in the next month or so, I’ll just be pulling this down. I can live without a constant reminder in my favourites folder of how I once could create and now I have nothing left

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/11526116/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/11526116/ Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:01:02 PST
Be one of the first ten people to comment to this entry and I will rummage through your galleries and pick your three best works and post them here on my journal for all to see! The catch is, you have to post this on your journal as well. I will post the ten commentors later this week, once I see this entry is up XP Obviously, it helps to have more then 3 submitted works


And I also want to throw a shout out to *washipuppy who always comes out with the best quotes ever. This is, as from my somewhat narcissistic demeanor you've probbly already guessed, about me and it's my new favourite quote ever...

"The professor is at his best when he's bitter, mocking or creepy. Sunshine and rainbows crawl into his ears to die."

I freaking love you some days Washi!

EDIT: And they start coming in... all slow like...

*washipuppy
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Would anyone be interested in seeing more completed and WIP miniatures that I work on? No, they're not godlike in awesomeness, but some of them look pretty nifty like.

I'll probbly go ahead an do it anyhows, I'll just need a friend that's good at photography (and there's plenty of you out there) who can talk to me about the best way to take these happy snaps.

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]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/10494308/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/10494308/ Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:11:02 PDT
In other news, I note with some amusement that in the last twelve months, I appear to have made a total of five posts here. It could be largely cause this place changes its format more often than I change my underpants (once every two months or so, sounds about right) but also because I'm in a very creative dead spot right now.

Full time work and lack of an active love life (yes, those are what I am claiming are my largest two influences) really are keeping the creative juices down atm. I'm having a lot of trouble taking something and making it into something incredible.

Perhaps I shouldn't be saying this when I've just offered to do pics or what not for some people.

But yes. Back to the lack of creativity.

I think I need to find something brand new to inspire me. Inspiration is, of course, one of those things that cannot be given to someone else, it can only be found, otherwise I know that a great deal of you would have been more than happy to throw handfuls of the stuff at me.

It's funny. Two years ago, if anyone asked me if I ever feared a loss of creativity, I would have just looked at them funny. Exactly what it is that's changed since then?

I was involved in a wonderful horrible relationship. I was still recovering from the sheer amount of psychological damage I'd received at the hands of a very emotionally abusive other half and that damage made the relationship that I entered into exceptionally brief and exceptionally intense. If asked about it nowadays, I mention it was like a five year relationship going through the usual rises and falls - just over a mere two months.
That love and hurt inspired me to what I will always consider to be
my greatest period for writing.

What followed was a descent, a fall, into the realms of photomanipulation. It was something completely new to me. I stopped writing, almost, and continued with a brief foray into photoshop. Was I good at it? No. But I feel as someone completelyy self taught (and with no real artistic ability) I did a pretty good job. I certainly had people being nice to me about it. Then.. it grew old... nothng seemed new or fresh to me. I found myself playing the same tricks with the same stock (I still love you, *aliceDEEH ,but even you have to admit I wasn't branching out much)

And finally, the the last and longest lived spurt of creativity. Fanfiction.

I won awards, back in the day. I played games, new to me, and I discovered pepople wrote stories based on them. Often terrible stories. I strove to be better. I think I did a good job...

... but the nwhat? Have I lost that urge because I run a game based off my favourite fandom? If so, why can't I write another?

So what next? I have no real artistic talents, to speak of, save stick figures. And when you claim your main claim to artistic fame involves stick figures...? Well... that's when you know you're in trouble.

Where am I going with this, I wonder. Frankly, I suspect that most of you haven't bothered reading down this far, realising that it's jsut the narcisistic ramblings of someone with writes block. Perhaps I'm saying that I'm not comfortable where I am in life at the moment and I'd like some love or loss to spice it up?

I have a steady job. I don't have a girlfriend, although I have someone who looks out for me (largely cause I need it and she's too good to me like that) and I don't have wheels. My life is filled with work, brief socialising.

I remember two days that make me happier than any other. On both days I started by being depressed that I had no money or job. By the end of both days, I was happier than I had been any other day of my life.

Whether it's spending a day at the beach and eating terrible chinese watching the sun go down, or spending a night till dawn laughing and falling in love, I'm cut off from these things now. I can't take that time, although I want to.

So what do I do? I guess I don't know. I think I'll just wait. Take some time on the back urner and look around. See what's missing from my life and reach out and just grab it.

I might not be much more stable than 2 years ago. And I may not have the time that I did one year ago. But I got people who stand beside me and behind me. I know there are people out there who will prop me up no matter what live throws at me. And I guess this is what this whole spiel is all about, when I get down to it. THat I ain't going to let you down. Any of you.

I'm not good with promises, or truth. But damn if I won't keep this on... ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/9915390/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/9915390/ Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:39:55 PDT - first 5 people that comment here will win a free sketch or piece of writing from me. Winners will be listed here. And the ones that win a free sketch/whatever from me have to do the same thing for another 5 people, okay? ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/9497834/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/9497834/ Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:26:19 PDT
So, it's been a while, hasn't it? Looks like I finally managed to get this internet thing working at last.

I haven't written for ages, cause I haven't been able to post. It's drained the life from me. I've tried writing to noght, and posting, so I'd like peoples opinions on how it's come out, whether I can still actually write (or conduct a fair faximille thereof)

Wish e luck in future, k guys?

~Me ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/7424485/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/7424485/ Mon, 26 Dec 2005 17:06:13 PST
I'll be updating jouran + various and many deviations soon as it is fixed.

In other words... brb

~The Prof ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6997842/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6997842/ Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:14:39 PST ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6898351/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6898351/ Sat, 29 Oct 2005 10:00:32 PDT O, Thy Inspiration!
Thine reclusive hand doth
Ever evade mine attentions.
E'en ere morn draws near
And hand waits eagerly
O'er keys
Dost thine infamous and
Infuriating privacy keep thy
From my brow.

Thy cruel design
Doth lead me down a path
Of ill poetry and humour.
Perchance this eve thou
Shalt deign to grace me
With thine presence.
Ere that time,
O Fell Inspiration,
Do I to bed, perhaps
To dream of Angels. ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6852536/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6852536/ Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:14:58 PDT People! Sitting ontop of a Kiriban here. Someone get it, for pete's sake. Kiribans include writing, photomanips (although I'm not that good at them) and stick art... knock yerself out

Tagged by ---twenty facts about yourself---



1. I like to think I have a sense of humour.
2. When I was born premature, my parents were told that I was going to be quite a stunted person.
3. I stand somewhere in the region of 6'5" (197cm for you lovers of metric).
4. There are very few people I am ever 'myself' around. I have a lot of trust issues.
5. I'm generally considered an evil sonuvabitch, although I consider myself quite a nice, good-natured person..
6. I roleplay. Get over it.
7. Despite a seeming overconfidence, I am quite insecure about... uh... most things.
8. I am deathly afraid of heights. Like... really, really afraid.
9. I don't like most manga/anime. What I like, I really really like. But most of it is really samey to me.
10. I often cripple myself by trying to overanalyze every situation I ever enter into before I enter into it. I generally succeed much better when I throw myself into something without thinking.
11. I love music.
12. Seriously. I fucking adore music. If there is no noise, I feel ill at ease. I need rhythim. I need melody. I need, I crave. Without music, there is no soul.
13. When I tell most religious types my view of religion (aka it is the role of humanity to kick down the gates of heaven and hell and take the fuck over) they tend to get bitchy at me. One has gone so far to say they will call the police if I try to go to their church (just a parishinor, not a priest obviously)
14. I find myself filled with an inner rage that makes me want to hurt people and things very often. I have, however, developed self control enough that this is not an issue.
15. I dislike most animals. Cats, of course, are people.
16. I'm allergic to sunlight. Vitamin D at any rate.
17. I often feel that everyone that has professed to love me did s oto get an advantage over me. Sometime I think that there have been those that loved me and never said a word, sometimes I don't feel that way.
18. My body is slowly breaking down. There's too much me for me to support, apparently.
19. I've been told that I'm a creative genius... I'm yet to see proof though.
20. I have fangirls and I love each and every one of them.

Technically I'm meant to tag people now. So I tag my fangirls. If you consider yourself a Prof fangirl, fill this out and comment here. I'm curious as to how many of you minio... uh... friendly internet ladies there are now...

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6760589/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6760589/ Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:58:15 PDT
Oh, and chances are you might have got the Kiriban. Don't forget to check that.

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6492004/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6492004/ Tue, 13 Sep 2005 06:45:50 PDT
Don't get trampled in the rush... ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6439019/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6439019/ Wed, 07 Sep 2005 07:28:52 PDT
Pepe has gone the way of Ricardo. After being aired for a day, Pepe gained a slight tartness. Pleasing to the palate, but soon turned a trifle sour.

It is my belief that when I crack open Pepe's replacement, Rodriguez, he shall be a slightly fruitier cabernet. Here's hoping!

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6357349/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6357349/ Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:31:05 PDT
The wine has been aged to its aproximated "best drunk" age, but it feels like it could have been better aged and in wood, rather than a metal vat. it's a shame, the geelong vineyards have a great deal of potential...

In other news, work is sowly and painfully progressing on TBD5 (or whatever I'm up to atm) and I've been playing with more photoshop. een a bit down in the dumps, so not much good stuff has emerged, unfotunantly.

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6214589/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6214589/ Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:32:34 PDT
My only true companion is Ricardo, a bottle of 2003 Hunter Valley Cabernet Shiraz that I would describe as having an earthy flavour. I would not be suprised to find that it wa saged in oak. Full bodied, yet not too heavy. The Shiraz grapes have added their traditional spice and berry taste to the mellow fruit flavouring of the Cabernet Sauvigon. An excellent marrage.

So, regardless of what I decided to start talking about, here's to Payne's Crossing! A fine vineyard making fine Professors drunk and depressed on a saturday night...

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6026127/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/6026127/ Mon, 25 Jul 2005 00:32:55 PDT Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe. ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5984180/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5984180/ Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:58:51 PDT
Her reign will last sevenfold for sevenfold years and under her gaze the fields shall flourish and all diseases shall be eradicated.

Her touch will cure leperousy and death and she will be the first person to travel to all the planets in the solar System without the aid of space craft or any other man made object.

Her beauty is second to none and all and any men would gladly lay doen their lives for the briefedt of glimpses at her perfect bosom. Women gasp in jealousy at the merest description of the fullness of her lips and it is said that her very presence can turn full grown men into mere boys.

She was the first to solv the Universal Fields Theorum and can count pi to it's conclusion in her head

In short, Filthy is the single most perfect person who has ever lived in the history of anything.

Thank you and good night. ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5980118/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5980118/ Tue, 19 Jul 2005 18:25:57 PDT
Including you. Nay... especially you.

Uh.. .that's about all to report, really...

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5837071/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5837071/ Mon, 04 Jul 2005 11:08:54 PDT [link] to the journal of the luscious *kittenreject

Now. Vote for your lovable, neighborhood Professor.

That's me.

Philistines...

I mean... uh... fuck...

I love all of you! Yes! That's right! Uh... now go vote for me!

~The Professor

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5821025/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5821025/ Sat, 02 Jul 2005 13:21:24 PDT
Feeling vaguely depressed. Everyone else has headed off to sleep and I'm awake. Drew something today... pretty good for me... but looking at the horrendous talent sitting around the room, doodling things that I could never match... it was disheartening, to say the least.

Don't know where I'm really heading with this, specially cause 90% of the people involved probbly read this. Not wanting praise or anything, just getting that clear.

I dunno. I just feel that nothing I've done recently is up to scratch is all, I guess. Maybe I should take a break from this whole "Trying to be creative" thing. It's not really getting me anywhere atm. I still can't draw for shit. People still give me pleasant comments on my writing, but it's lost the passion that it had when I actually had passion in my life, rather than the boring humdrum of watching one day pull itself across my life at a time.

Or something. I'm rambling.

I don't know why we're here at this journal entry. I'm not looking for praise, I can get praise easily enough (heh... boasting now, old man?). I'm not certain I could take advice, especially the advice I know some of you will give (especially you, poisoned...) and I don't really want hugs that bad. I guess I just want someone out there to hear what I'm saying, even if they never respond. It's the telling that is the relief here, not the listening.

Perhaps I should be searching for passion. Not something unattainable. But passion for art, for writing, brings with it pain, in many cases. Every case that has led to something I look back and read now and enjoy has basically ended in pain. While I am not adverse to a little hurt, I'm not a country singer. I don't like to think that I need it in order to write/draw/otherwise leave my mark on the world. If I did, however... then what? Should I just give up and forget this whole thing? I'd kinda prefer not to do that, but why go through the pain... other than bringing succor from pain into the lives of others (although looking at my drawing is far from succor, I assure you)

And... yeah. There's other stuff too. Unattainable money. Unattainable women. Unattainable esteem. Things that I once took for granted... less than available. I remember times where I could virtually throw money away. I rented a big house, many rooms. It wa sbeautiful. It inspired me. Then I lost it all and couldn't find inspiration until I fell deeply in love, at which point I wrote, drew, composed poetry, hell... I almost sang every day, just for the joy of being alive. Then... due to my own self-analysing, I lost that love, and the scapel edge of pain gave me inspiration again. For someone who had oft said that they couldn't really feel that sort of pain... I suffered a lot, and each turning of that knife in my guts brought forth gushing crimson flows of words, spilling onto the page almost without conscious effort.

And now? Twelve months later? Wounds have healed, even if scars have remained. I no longer feel the pain or passion to the extent that rent my mind. But... where has the passion of my words gone? Where are those feelings that inspired the pyromaniacs in love? I cannot write that again... romance and love escape me when pen meets paper or finger meets key. All I write now is of that which can never be grasped. Of loss, unrequited love, the intangiable that lies before us yet cannot be taken in hand.

Is it because I feel for a woman that I can never have? Or is it something deeper inside me? Some daemon that I simply can't escape, but have not the strength to face? Is it even the Girl in my dreams? That beautiful girl that waits for me in my dreams and nightmares. I thought once she was my muse... now? Now I'm not entirely certain what I believe.

I guess that might be the problem, more than anything. I have little to believe in at the moment. Love? No... I long for someone who cannot return it. How can I believe in something that is denied to me, somehting I must deny to myself? God? I do not believe in the God of another man. I can not believe, due to my faith I feel. Friends? I have friends. I have a lot of good friends that are always there for me when I need them... and I appreciate them all... but I can't say these things to them! Try as I might, I can't tell them the truth... the truth is long, and brutal, and painful, and I don't want to share my pain. I want t osalve their wounds, not inflict mine upon them. They all have far more serious problems than I, far more. Throwing my crap on them wouldn't be fair. I couldn't do it and still consider myself a good friend.

So what does this leave me with? Couple of scars left from the women I've loved. Handful of pain. Folder of half-assed story ideas that never got off the ground. Girl who watches me in my dreams?

What do I want? A love that I can... ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5761027/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5761027/ Sun, 26 Jun 2005 10:03:05 PDT
My great uncle, the day after his 91st birthday, developed complications after surgery and died.

Didn't really know him that well. Feel pretty guilty for that. Hard to know him though, the guy was really focused, really centered. His 90th birthday was the first time he ever had a birthday party. He arranged his own funeral, buying the cheapest cofin, not because he couldn't afford anything better, but cause he didn't want anything better.

Even known I never really saw him, I think I'm going to miss him.

Night dude. Hope there's some good beer in heaven.

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5683696/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5683696/ Sat, 18 Jun 2005 07:57:14 PDT
Just thought I'd let all you internet people know I am still breathing (despite the best efforts of some I might mention)

Hopefully writing/stickart/ photomanip drought should soon be over.

Till then,

~The Professor

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5568535/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5568535/ Mon, 06 Jun 2005 09:27:51 PDT Demyrie

Because there's always room for a bit of Too Much Information.

Demz sez: "This is the E-bible X3 You will place your mouse upon it, and swear to tell nothing but the truth!

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[ .holy. ]
[ .bible ]
---------- <--- (Pretend its a book @_@ SHHH~!)

Enter at least three things for each catagory."

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The Basics- The simple stuff about you.

Name: Kylan Christopher Day, Ky, Vasilli, Vasilli's Ghost, The Professor, Cynischism, Manbeast

Any comments on said name?: Well... I sed to hate my name, but then I kinda got proud of it when people started saying nice things to me about it like "Hey! That's pretty cool!" I'm an easy man to please, provided you stoke my ego enough ^_^

Would you ever change it?: Screw that for a game of soldiers

Age: 23

Sex: Upsettingly, unlikely to occur any time in the near future.

The Facts- Pure and simple you

Favorite color: Dark Red. The closer to de-oxygenated blood, the better.

Two most said words: In truth? "Fuck" and "fucking".

Two most said phrases: "Jesus Fucking Christ!" and "What in the flying purple fuck?!"

Two favorite emoticons: and ^_^

Two most typed phrases: "*grins*" and "*hugs*"

The Self- Important little things that make you.

Two favorite parts of your body: My tongue (and those of you that have seen the monstrosity know why... I should be more popular with the ladies, dammit!) and...... well, it ain't a body part, but my overall height.

Two least favorite parts of your body: Horrible, fat gut and probly the entire front of my head. If I wanted to make my face less appealing to the opposite gender, I'd have to scrub everymorning with a cheesegrater.

What makes you pretty?: Alcohol and Desperation

What doesnt?: The cold, unfeeling light of day.

Physical feature you think best represents your personality: Probbly my grin. It's slightly lopsided, slightly predatory, ugly as sin, but always up for a good laugh.

Your favorite thing about getting ready for the day: Showering. I love long and hot showers (although my hot is another mans lukewarm)

Animal you most relate to: Male Alpha Lion. Doesn't do much, but when it decides to do something, it is unlikely to be swayed from its course without someone getting eaten.

The Quirks- Strange little things you do.

I fidget. Constantly and continuously.

I clean my fingernails constantly

Seriously. I mean I fidgit all the goddamn time.

The Shames- Forbidden little things you can't help.

When I get depressed I tend to mope for attention... *grins* But I'm having trouble of many people I know who don't do that.

I am very lazy. Very, very lazy.

I lie to strangers or people I don't like very much. I'll make up stories, detailed accounts of my past, that are nothing more than ghosts and mirrors. I'll make up people, places, events, anything. And I'm good at it, which makes it all the more shameful... and fun...

The Goods- Fluffy little things you love

I love to make people laugh. It's what I live for.

I love to listen to people's problems and try to help out.

Best thing in THE WORLD! Waking up on a cold, cold winters morning, snuggled p to the person you love. The bed is warm and comfortable and you don't have to get up, you can just lie there in perfect contentment. Best feeling in the world.

The Bads- Sour little things you'd rather not

I cannot, CANNOT, resist a crying woman. If I see a crying woman in the street, even a total stranger, I have to try to help.

I am afraid of heights, really badly.

I get depressed often and badly. When I'm down I feel like I'll never be up again and I'm usually a tremendous burden on my friends when I am.

The Wishes- Dreamy little things you hope so much.

I wish I could write better.

I wish I could draw! I consider myself able to turn my hand to anything. One talent I have never been able to master, htough, is drawing. I just can't do it.

I wish I was in love with someone who loved mo, or failing that go back to a time when that was the case.

The Truth- Real little things you think that nobody else does.

I think m... ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5397846/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5397846/ Thu, 19 May 2005 02:34:32 PDT
Hell, I'll be pissed regardless, but that ain't the point.

~The Professor

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5336514/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5336514/ Thu, 12 May 2005 07:26:05 PDT
I can't write!

Nooooooo!

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5271265/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5271265/ Thu, 05 May 2005 04:48:11 PDT
I'm not allowed enough room in Mood to write in "Hankerin' fer a spankerin'"!

I feel ripped off!

In other news... uh... yeah. Been writing lotsa fanfic recently. For those of you not interested in fanfic, I apologise. For those who are into it... well... I'm floored at some of the responses I've got recently. To those of you who have told me I can actually write, I thank you. I'm not a terribly confident writer so I like to have that extra encouragement occasionally. To those ofyou who have threatened me and my family with immolation (and that includes you, * jemisard considering your reaction when I mentioned the possibility of Jak/Erol and you heard that I wrote Jak/Keira) I offer to you my condolences and 40c to call someone who gives a damn ^_^

Except, of course, Jemi who's holding certain things above my head atm ("Oh dear! It looks like Pierre got hit by a WWII erman naval mine while in his bathtub! I'm not sure if he can soak all of that!") who I have nothing but respect, admiration and awe for. At least until I can garuntee Pierre's safety.

~The Professor

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5137830/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5137830/ Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:03:29 PDT
~The Professor

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5100432/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5100432/ Sat, 16 Apr 2005 01:39:31 PDT
Nu just bought me a subscriptoin. She is my most favourite person ever always amen!

Yay!

*goes plays with his subscription*

~The Professor

]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5049425/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/5049425/ Sun, 10 Apr 2005 08:16:11 PDT
*shrugs* I'm at a loss of what to do. I need to do something, but atm I doubt I could be bothered getting out of bed in the morning. There seems very little point.

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4977719/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4977719/ Sat, 02 Apr 2005 08:43:34 PST
What floats your boat?

I'd set up a poll, but I doub I can... and even if I could, I have no idea how... nor care to learn...

Adios!

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4834483/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4834483/ Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:01:25 PST
I thought... maybe 30? 40 at the absolute outside.

Go me, I guess.

In memory of this event, I will cruely mock the person of choice of the first person to respond to this entry. Cruelly, cruelly mock.

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4783357/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4783357/ Fri, 11 Mar 2005 05:57:05 PST Splashed across the bray,
Heckling the gruntbat,
Where the langs and lookas play.

When the murple idley greented,
The gloompus sat and laughed,
"Never a greented seen," said he
"That warbled on the graph!"

The murple bleated angrily,
as the gloompus came to rest,
Pulled he out his clamping horn,
And stabbed the gloopus chest.

"Woe is me!" the gloompus cried,
As its flomples fell,
"Burn in Hades!" the murple said,
As the gloompus sank to Hell.

The gloompus cried in agony,
As the Devils fires burnt,
"How with laughter just,
"Can such a fate be earnt?!"

The murple looked on fretfully,
And slowly made two fists,
knowing his sin was moral,
He then slashed both his wrists.

The murple and the gloompus,
Again the best of friends,
Burnt for all eternity,
Not the best of ends.

The murple and the gloompus,
Remembered their time in the bray,
Heckling the gruntbat,
Where the langs and lookas play.

---

Maybe has a point, and I am really trying to say something to myself with my writings..

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4772775/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4772775/ Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:21:55 PST
Yay! Stuff!

In other news, I think I might be going mad.

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4772768/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4772768/ Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:21:24 PST ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4772755/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4772755/ Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:19:38 PST ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4740537/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4740537/ Sun, 06 Mar 2005 06:19:01 PST "Dear Professor,

Hi. My name is Annie and I want to be as insanely awesome as you are. In lieu of having your children, how can I achieve his effect?

With adoration,

Annie"

Well Annie, there are many ways you can get close to being as awesome as me. Firstly, I would suggest using large words to obsfucate the meaning of your sentences. Secondly, I would grow to a milion feet tall. That would be a good start. Thirdly, I would throw lightning from one hand and a bolt of energy that can create perfect flower arrangements with the other hand. I wouldn't tell anyone about the flower hand thouh, thet'd be pretty wussy and then people would discover your secret desire to be a florist.

*sighs*

"Dear Prof,

I heard that you once swam the English channel but later claimed to be flying through space at the time. Isn't that impossible?

Yours,

Confused"

Ah, 'Confused'. You remind me of the days when I too was bound by the laws of Space and Time. Well... you don't. I was never that impudent to dare to question my theoretical superiors, should it have conspird I had any. Here's an explaination. All particles vibrate at a certain speed, depending on the energy contained within said particle. It is then possible, albiet unlikely, that every particle in, say, the English channel, could vibrate away from the location, rendering that location with the same physical state as 'space'.

You idiot! That's complete nonsense! It's obvious to all that know me (i.e. every being that has or will ever lived) that I simply existed in two places at once. Duh!

"Dear Professor,

What are you actually a Professor of? Where did you get your qualifications?

Sincerely,

Curious On Neptune"

I once asked myself the same question, 'Curious', but then I simply changed reality so that I earned my Professorhood by building a device that changed reality to make me a Professor.

I am currently a Professor of Improper Logic. I have, in the future, been referred to as a Professor of Lurve, by no less than fifteen of your descendants. No more than four at a time, of course. ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4627854/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4627854/ Sun, 20 Feb 2005 08:19:12 PST
~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4605092/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4605092/ Thu, 17 Feb 2005 08:55:08 PST
I need a hug.

~Thr Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4602673/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4602673/ Wed, 16 Feb 2005 22:14:37 PST
~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4596111/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4596111/ Wed, 16 Feb 2005 07:31:28 PST
Now, I have no fucking idea on how to do the stupid icon cut link thing, so you'll all have to copy paste into your browser, but basically Ellie rocks (mainly cause she says nice things about the pics I do for her) and she's done some pretty impressive stuffage herself.

I'd also highly reccommend her stock account, ~aliceDEEH-stock, for all your stocky needs. I do.

It's got the official Professor seal of approval!

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4559891/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4559891/ Sat, 12 Feb 2005 06:19:34 PST
I've run out of inspiration! I have nothing Iwant to draw or write.

If you want t osee more stuff from that lovvable rogue, the Professor, then give him a hand a post something here for him to do. Be it a link to a picture of yourself you want to see manipulated (read: trash), whether it's an amusing conversation you want to see stickarted. Whether it's a picture of mine you really liked in the past and want to see turned into a series. Whatever it is, let me know and we can make things happen.

But I'm currently out of ideas.

Come back to me,
My Muse.
I forgive thee!

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4485930/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4485930/ Thu, 03 Feb 2005 05:35:02 PST
And here's a game!

These are the rules. Comment to this and try to guess how many times I have declared myself 21 and had a 21st birthday party.

Whoever wins gets... well... I'd say a photomanip, or some stick art or something, but noone actually ever wants that... so I'll have to offer the sweet, sweet taste of satisfaction to the winner.

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4391776/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4391776/ Sun, 23 Jan 2005 08:02:13 PST An open lette rt oSanta:

Hey dude,

Glad you could make it this past x-mas. I know I'd been pretty bad but, hey, seems like I scraped onto the good list! Thanks! Most people wouldn't have been that forgiving, but I guess that's the perks of being jolly all the time, right?

Anyway, ont othe more serious bit. Thatnks for all the gifts and stuff, but remember in that letter I sent you before I asked for more stock accounts to find that I could use? Well... wtf, Santa? You fucking playing me or something?

Look, all I want is some more decent stock accounts to open up on the web, that's all. I like the ones I'm using atm, but these people are seriously gettingtired of me abusing their images so often. So can you please, please cough up here?

Thank you,

With love,

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4332855/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4332855/ Sun, 16 Jan 2005 07:51:10 PST
~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4230390/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4230390/ Mon, 03 Jan 2005 15:20:44 PST
As a result, she get's an authentic piece of somehting I'll do for the occasion! Yay!

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4225954/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4225954/ Mon, 03 Jan 2005 02:03:38 PST
Surely someone has to own up to being the 500th viewer!

Okay. Fuck that. Kiriban goes to the first person to post a dirty limerick and/or Haiku in response to this journal.

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4142129/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4142129/ Fri, 24 Dec 2004 03:27:43 PST
This has bee, really, the first six months that I've been submitting to DA and you've all made me feel really welcome and helped me continue what we all here love to do.

Special thanks go to those who reguarly comment, those that irreguarly comment but say nice things to and about me and those that are simply my friends no matter what. I'm not going to name you individually, cause you all know who you are and, hell, I always forget to include someone and they usually get a bit shitty at me for it ^_^

So goodnight, y'all, and Fortune bless...

~The Professor
~Vasillis Childe
~The Paranoid Catachan Guy

Kylan Christopher Day ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4017390/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/4017390/ Wed, 08 Dec 2004 08:22:41 PST
Well, if you get the 500th, I'll make you something purdy... Oooooh!

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/3937872/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/3937872/ Sun, 28 Nov 2004 09:12:30 PST
When I looked closely upon him though, I recognised that he was none other than myself of one week hence.

With shock I asked him of my future, as you would, but he answered only thus;

"Professor, I stood where you stand, I asked what you asked, but I will give you the answer that I was myself given, although I know that it will bring you scant satisfaction.

You ask of you future, I tell you this. You have in your heart a decision, festering like an open wound. You know what you want to do, but you fear for the consequences. By the end of one week, you will have made your choice."

I looked at him there and opened my moth to ask, "But why do you walk backwards along this road, is this not the way you came? Does this not mean the decision is flawed? That I will wish to step into the past to change it?"

The Professor from one week hence smiled at me and said, "Or is it that I am going back to make the right choice earlier. Never fear, my younger self, the road always leads in both directions. What has been will be."

And with that, he made his way back down the road whistling merrily. But I knew at that point that he was wrong...

... with that I was satisfied. ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/3884210/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/3884210/ Sun, 21 Nov 2004 07:49:10 PST
I hope you're all satisfied!!! YOU MOOCHES!!!

*thinks about what he's saying*

I didn't mean it! Honestly! You know I love you guys.. you come along and say nice things about the stuff I upload and stroke my ego! My EGOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*sighs*

*looks at latest deviation*

What the hell am I smoking?

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/3844108/ http://vasillis-childe.deviantart.com/journal/3844108/ Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:30:09 PST
Okay, technically this is an NPC, but fuck it, eh? People wanna know...

1. What is his/her name?
Vasilli Totanovich

2. Does he/she have a nickname?
Devil-spawned bastard seems to be the most common

3. Approx. how old is he/she?
Just over 700 (by modern nights hes 984)

4. Does he/she have a zodiac sign/bloodtype?
He's an Aquarius and, being a vampire blod type is more or less optional

5. Does he/she have any specific likes/dislikes?
He likes not being hit with claymores, pepole with a good sense of humour, when his sire is in Torpor and screwing with the heads of a paticular coterie. He dislikes way too many things to list here

6. What is his/her favorite color?
Gold and Red

7. What is his/her fashion sense?
Exquisite, although when you look like he does, fashion is more or less irrelevant (when you're too beuatiful to be human, it doens't mater)

8. Does he/she have a hidden talent?
Healing and Protection.

9. Does he/she have any existing family and/or relatives?
His sire, a 2000 year old creature composed of Spitre and Shadow is usually around making things difficult for Vasilli.

10. Does he/she have any siblings?
Yes, but he's unaware of them.

11. Does he/she know anyone they DON'T like?
God yes. Most of the people who've met him, for instance ^_^

12. Does he/she have any pets?
I'd like to say the Player Characters... so I will.

13. Does he/she own a vehicle and what kind?
e occasionally travels via carrage, but his sire can carry him almost anywhere in Europe in a single night.

14. Does he/she have a job?
Professional manipulator. He's got a long term goal, and everything leads to that.

15. Does he/she have a place of their own or do they share?
He lives ith his sire, not of his own free will regrettably. Aliduzzar, hoever, believes that they should be close together...

16. Does he/she have a significant other?
Not much time fr it, I'm afraid

17. What is his/her sexual preference?
Sex?

18. Has he/she commited themselves to marriage?
Once, but the nice lady was killed during his embrace.

19. Does he/she have offspring?
Not anymore.

20. How does he/she die?
I imagine the PCs are going to try to off him, but I think they're gunna fail ^_^ i'd imagine the endo f thew wrold should just about do it

~The Professor ]]> ~vasillis-childe